Author Topic: We haven't had a "terrible rap album cover art" thread in a while... (Read 10653 times)

Diunx · « **Reply #1 on:** April 30, 2011, 10:00:12 AM »

Is that Thor?

The Sceneman · « **Reply #2 on:** April 30, 2011, 11:07:46 AM »

best album cover ever?

The Sceneman · « **Reply #3 on:** April 30, 2011, 11:11:51 AM »

the trees, the wolf, the fact that his name is filled with BEER, the pregnant chinese woman... this works on SO many levels

Corporal · « **Reply #4 on:** May 02, 2011, 10:28:02 AM »

Fuck yes, a howling wolf. So gonna get this.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #5 on:** May 04, 2011, 12:20:32 PM »

Quote from: The Sceneman on April 30, 2011, 11:11:51 AM

the trees, the wolf, the fact that his name is filled with BEER, the pregnant chinese woman... this works on SO many levels

And is that microscopic pictures of sperm in the lettering of the title?

Brehvolution · « **Reply #6 on:** May 04, 2011, 02:05:07 PM »

looks like beer and froth

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #7 on:** May 04, 2011, 04:34:41 PM »

No, I mean on the "Bustin' Nutz".

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #8 on:** May 04, 2011, 04:39:29 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on May 04, 2011, 04:34:41 PM

No, I mean on the "Bustin' Nutz".

Yep, you're right.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #9 on:** May 04, 2011, 04:53:21 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on May 04, 2011, 04:34:41 PM

No, I mean on the "Bustin' Nutz".

Totally missed that.

Himu · « **Reply #10 on:** May 04, 2011, 04:57:09 PM »

Amazing

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #11 on:** May 04, 2011, 05:01:57 PM »

This is like the Cristal of shitty rap album covers.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #12 on:** May 04, 2011, 05:03:57 PM »

I'm fond of Doin' Thangs, but yeah, this is pretty brilliant.

I shared it with my friends in our email thread entitled AWESOME... here's what one of them had to say about it.

Quote

Wow. Let’s dissect this a bit… Hip Hop or Crap (country rap)

· $ = Hip Hop.

· Beer/Beer Mug Letters= Crap (Hip Hop is more hard liquor)

· Forest = Crap (you know a brother don’t hang out in the trees)

· Douche hat = Hip Hop

· Lone Wolf = Crap

· Pregnant White Chick = Crap

· Pregnant Asian Chick = Hip Hop

· Multiple Pregnant Chicks = Hip Hop

· Jeep = Crap

· 8 Auxillary Lights on Jeep = Crap

· Graffiti Style Sub Title = Hip Hop

· Spelling Nuts with a Z = tie.

· Lack of tattoos on chest/arms = Crap

· Marijuana growing at base of tree = Crap (don’t think rappers grow their own)

Score thus far:

Hip Hop = 5

Crap = 8

However, the game come down to the interpretation of the 26 highlight points throughout… are they:

(1) Signs of Bling? [Hip Hop]

(2) Gun Sights? [Crap]

(3) Stars of Bethlehem? [Oh… didn’t see that one coming… it’s a three-way now with Christian Country Hip Rap (CChrap) sneaking in and taking the game in a last minute ‘Hail Mary & Joseph Photoshop’.

Final score:

Hip Hop 5, Crap 8, CChrap 26

Diunx · « **Reply #13 on:** May 05, 2011, 01:35:40 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on May 04, 2011, 04:34:41 PM

No, I mean on the "Bustin' Nutz".

naff · « **Reply #14 on:** May 05, 2011, 10:19:38 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on May 04, 2011, 12:20:32 PM

Quote from: The Sceneman on April 30, 2011, 11:11:51 AM
the trees, the wolf, the fact that his name is filled with BEER, the pregnant chinese woman... this works on SO many levels

And is that microscopic pictures of sperm in the lettering of the title?

Didn't notice that before, that's so good. The gift that keeps on giving

Beezy · « **Reply #15 on:** May 05, 2011, 10:24:30 AM »

rodi · « **Reply #16 on:** May 05, 2011, 02:42:21 PM »

I've seen that Chinese pregnant woman on posters around base for some family advocacy program...

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #17 on:** May 05, 2011, 03:05:02 PM »

Quote from: rodi on May 05, 2011, 02:42:21 PM

I've seen that Chinese pregnant woman on posters around base for some family advocacy program...

Yeah, those two are almost certainly from some clip art gallery.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #18 on:** May 05, 2011, 04:21:49 PM »

I bet that not even his Jeep Wrangler or his pet wolf either. Illusion shattered.

Beezy · « **Reply #19 on:** May 05, 2011, 06:56:42 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on May 05, 2011, 03:54:59 PM

I can't tell if its chest hair or foliage.

or both

naff · « **Reply #20 on:** May 05, 2011, 07:43:55 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on May 05, 2011, 06:12:10 PM

Why the hell can't I find any music by Stewmac?

The Sceneman · « **Reply #21 on:** May 05, 2011, 11:17:33 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on May 05, 2011, 06:12:10 PM

Why the hell can't I find any music by Stewmac?

maybe its because the image in the OP is a "target render"?

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #22 on:** May 09, 2011, 01:52:24 PM »

Diunx · « **Reply #23 on:** May 09, 2011, 02:00:50 PM »

Is that Obama?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #24 on:** May 09, 2011, 04:23:50 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on May 09, 2011, 02:00:50 PM

Is that Obama?

They all look alike.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #25 on:** May 11, 2011, 10:01:28 PM »

Can we put the cover for the new Lady Gaga album in here?

Trent Dole · « **Reply #26 on:** May 12, 2011, 12:08:37 AM »

Eric P · « **Reply #27 on:** May 16, 2011, 08:46:49 PM »

Mandark · « **Reply #28 on:** May 16, 2011, 08:49:44 PM »

There are three "A & B" things on that cover and I have no idea which one is meant to be the artist or album name or what.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #29 on:** May 16, 2011, 09:02:44 PM »

Horse Laid

Positive Touch · « **Reply #30 on:** May 20, 2011, 08:09:20 AM »

the polo is a nice touch

Eric P · « **Reply #31 on:** May 21, 2011, 09:55:39 PM »

i can't tell if this is bad or awesome

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #32 on:** May 21, 2011, 10:17:23 PM »

Just want to say there's nothing about any of these covers I don't like.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #33 on:** May 21, 2011, 11:20:20 PM »

The Sceneman · « **Reply #34 on:** May 22, 2011, 12:24:11 AM »

Quote from: Eric P on May 21, 2011, 09:55:39 PM

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i can't tell if this is bad or awesome

I would say "awesome"

Akala · « **Reply #35 on:** May 22, 2011, 03:16:01 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 21, 2011, 11:20:20 PM

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the grinch is actually pretty fly for a white guy...or so I'm told.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #36 on:** May 22, 2011, 03:31:25 AM »

Mac Mall

Akala · « **Reply #37 on:** May 22, 2011, 11:51:22 AM »

oh wow, was more swerved than I thought last night...that SONG is called the grinch. an it's not that good!

[youtube=560,345]RVj9YHdz00o[/youtube]

was too lazy to look last night, but my brother-in-law is really into hip hop...and has recommended someone called the grinch a few times.

can't even find what I think he's talking about...all the dr seuss stuff is making it difficult.

he may be talking about this guy, http://www.myspace.com/grinchrhyma but he ain't white, and doesn't seem very good.

hope to god it's not this...

[youtube=560,345]mg7a5EDhbNM&feature=related[/youtube]

I am giving up my search, may call him later, but it's not even important. oh god I have wasted like 20 minutes. this is the last thing I found before giving up my search.

[youtube=560,345]UyKQOlTtJy4[/youtube]

OG grinc of the WA STATE SUSPECTS...I wonder if the shat pack knows these guys...

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #38 on:** June 17, 2011, 04:31:44 AM »

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Author Topic: We haven't had a "terrible rap album cover art" thread in a while... (Read 10653 times)