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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Bloodwake on July 25, 2011, 07:04:51 PM

Title: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Bloodwake on July 25, 2011, 07:04:51 PM
Now who is starting the EB Fantasy Football league this year?
Title: Re: THE LOCKOUT IS OVER!!!!!!
Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 25, 2011, 07:22:41 PM
Todd Heap was released today too, by some crazy-how.  Whoever signs him will be lucky.

pleasesteelersplease

also, still, fuck goodell.  he canceled the hall of fame game in canton even though a deal was passed about a week after his announcement.  that city will have its worst economic year since...well, the last time there was a lockout.  my poor hometown  :'(
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Post by: Brehvolution on July 25, 2011, 07:33:29 PM
:rock
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Post by: BlackMage on July 25, 2011, 07:34:31 PM
Fuck yeah! :american
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Post by: pilonv1 on July 25, 2011, 07:58:44 PM
NBA is back?

oh

:gloomy
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 25, 2011, 08:04:13 PM
wow, the ravens are cutting a bunch of people.  mcgahee and mason as well
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Post by: Human Snorenado on July 25, 2011, 08:21:36 PM
Sucks to be the Falcons, gambled big on Julio Jones and now he won't be able to make an impact early due to not having access to the playbook and facilities.  Hope we sign some help for our secondary, too.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 25, 2011, 08:38:54 PM
(http://tinyurl.com/3l3hnly)
I wanna be the very best

(http://tinyurl.com/3vgxn2e)
Like no one ever was

(http://tinyurl.com/3ppbqkb)
To catch them is my real test

(http://tinyurl.com/3arqoeh)
To train them is my cause

LIONS PLAYOFFS RUN 2011
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Post by: Himu on July 25, 2011, 08:39:33 PM
:rofl
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Post by: Brehvolution on July 25, 2011, 08:51:35 PM
Nice rack if natural.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 25, 2011, 08:58:01 PM
Nice rack if natural.

Stafford or the chick?
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Post by: Himu on July 25, 2011, 08:58:53 PM
those are fake they look too round to me
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 25, 2011, 09:14:31 PM
those are fake they look too round to me

"I can tell by the bulges and the many other boobs I've seen"

yeah hokay himu
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Post by: pilonv1 on July 25, 2011, 09:22:10 PM
:lol

Cant wait to see what the Bengals do :(
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Post by: Himu on July 25, 2011, 10:05:32 PM
those are fake they look too round to me

"I can tell by the bulges and the many other boobs I've seen"

yeah hokay himu

You're an idiot. They're fake. Not that you would know, given all the trash you've been banging.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 25, 2011, 10:18:00 PM
oh himu I is fucking witcha
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Post by: Himu on July 25, 2011, 10:19:12 PM
Betcha a chinese hooker's tip they're fake

what do they tip in china
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 25, 2011, 10:27:20 PM
Some real boobs actually, shockingly, look good like that, himu  :o

I don't know either way, but I don't think the top she's wearing, her complexion, nor her posture helps in determining if they're either real or fake.
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Post by: Himu on July 25, 2011, 10:29:13 PM
I'm mostly looking at the top of her left boob. But maybe it's like that because it's being pushed by the dude who's holding her.
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Post by: Akala on July 25, 2011, 11:35:14 PM
 :elephant
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Post by: BlackMage on July 25, 2011, 11:51:26 PM
even an nfl turns into boobie discussion.. I love this  :-*
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Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on July 26, 2011, 12:19:59 AM
Let the Charlie Whitehurst era commence!

we need Andrew Luck
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Post by: Bildi on July 26, 2011, 12:32:28 AM
Those titties are touching in the middle - she's plastic.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 26, 2011, 12:53:09 AM
My wife was pissed about the lockout being over. She was looking forward to actually seeing me on Sunday before 6pm.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 26, 2011, 12:56:14 AM
damn the Ravens cut some good players
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Post by: Human Snorenado on July 26, 2011, 01:16:49 AM
My wife was pissed about the lockout being over. She was looking forward to actually seeing me on Sunday before 6pm.

SORRY MA'AM, SUNDAY IS MAN DAY
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 26, 2011, 01:37:45 AM
My wife was pissed about the lockout being over. She was looking forward to actually seeing me on Sunday before 6pm.

SORRY MA'AM, SUNDAY IS MAN DAY

As is Saturday. And Thursday. And Monday.
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Post by: T234 on July 26, 2011, 02:28:09 AM
You a big college guy, distant? IIRC you are a U-Dub fan?
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 26, 2011, 02:35:12 AM
so much good football this year.

In the NCAA: Can't wait to see how Nebraska does in the Big Ten. With OSU in ruins and Michigan rebuilding, I think they'll dominate. Also will be interesting to see if MSU can build on last year's great season but horrible bowl performance.

NFL: LIONS. The Packers obviously will dominate the division but I think we can come in second.; I still don't respect the Bears. Vikings are going to be horrible too. This is our chance.

Also can't wait to see how Cam Newton does. Definitely want to see how the 49ers do
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Post by: Smooth Groove on July 26, 2011, 02:44:40 AM
Meh.  I was hoping the sports networks would spend more time on real sporting events instead of the typical NFL overcoverage including pointless shit like practices and pre-season games. 

This was the only interesting thing that came out of this whole deal:

http://guyism.com/sports/chris-kluwe-just-annihilated-nate-jackson.html
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Post by: Human Snorenado on July 26, 2011, 02:45:15 AM
I don't see how anyone can take the NCAA seriously.  All this bullshit about regulations and crap when it's obvious that these are just the teams GETTING CAUGHT NOW- everybody is fucking doing pretty much everything.  That and the pathetic joke that determines their championship.  Basically, it's worth paying attention to to figure out who will be good in the NFL and that's about it.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 26, 2011, 02:46:39 AM
You a big college guy, distant? IIRC you are a U-Dub fan?

Born and raised UW fan. I'll also cheer for Nebraska since my wife's family are all Huskers. A bunch of us (wife and I, my parents, and some of our good friends) are actually flying out there for the UW-Nebraska game in September.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 26, 2011, 03:02:12 AM
I don't see how anyone can take the NCAA seriously.  All this bullshit about regulations and crap when it's obvious that these are just the teams GETTING CAUGHT NOW- everybody is fucking doing pretty much everything.  That and the pathetic joke that determines their championship.  Basically, it's worth paying attention to to figure out who will be good in the NFL and that's about it.

Conference play is always fun to watch. Plus watching the SEC is sort of like watching the NFL anyway
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Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on July 26, 2011, 05:45:03 PM
Tavaris Jackson is now a Seahawk! Fuck yes!  So we either play Whitehurst or Jackson this season and either way we lose.

One step closer to Andrew Luck!

1-15 baby!
Title: Re: THE LOCKOUT IS OVER!!!!!!
Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 26, 2011, 05:50:33 PM
don't complain, you guys were gifted a pretty astonishing playoff birth and run last season.  that should tide you over for a while
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 26, 2011, 06:12:29 PM
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/John-Beck-was-unrecognized-and-turned-away-at-Re?urn=nfl-wp3923 (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/John-Beck-was-unrecognized-and-turned-away-at-Re?urn=nfl-wp3923)

redskins :rofl
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Post by: Robo on July 26, 2011, 06:23:13 PM
I'm still confused, myself.  WHO IS JOHN BECK  :gloomy
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Post by: TEEEPO on July 26, 2011, 06:40:21 PM
keep laughing  >:(
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 26, 2011, 06:41:29 PM
I hope Willco comes back when the season starts  :lol

btw fellas, who's interested in another fantasy league?
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 26, 2011, 06:49:30 PM
I am absolutely.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on July 26, 2011, 07:47:40 PM
We should let Maurice set up everything, it worked so well last time.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 26, 2011, 07:51:32 PM
:teehee
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Post by: Akala on July 26, 2011, 08:31:28 PM
 :lol always down. was last year the year we had 2, or the year before...can't remember.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on July 26, 2011, 09:09:09 PM
Last year we had to have two leagues, because SOMEONE forgot to add defenses to the first league.

I wouldn't mind being commish again for a league, I suppose.  I'll set it up after I'm back from vacation this Sunday or Monday, I'm leaving tomorrow for some boozefilled good times in Hotlanta.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 26, 2011, 09:19:45 PM
I was the Matt Millen of EB Fantasy Football commissioners, there is no excuse.
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Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on July 26, 2011, 09:37:12 PM
don't complain, you guys were gifted a pretty astonishing playoff birth and run last season.  that should tide you over for a while


Complain? Far from it! I'm fucking stoked that we're going to have a couple a placeholders for Luck's spot next season.  The more inept, the better.

Now I see they want to pick up Leinart too!  Can't wait to see these clowns on the field.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on July 26, 2011, 09:44:53 PM
don't complain, you guys were gifted a pretty astonishing playoff birth and run last season.  that should tide you over for a while


Complain? Far from it! I'm fucking stoked that we're going to have a couple a placeholders for Luck's spot next season.  The more inept, the better.

Now I see they want to pick up Leinart too!  Can't wait to see these clowns on the field.

It could be worse, at least your team's not trotting out John Beck and Sexy Rexy. Haha, suck it Wilco! :lol
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Post by: Human Snorenado on July 26, 2011, 10:06:36 PM
I so want Grossman to be the 'skins starter all season.  One of my best friends is a die hard Redskins fan and I think that will probably kill him.
Title: Re: THE LOCKOUT IS OVER!!!!!!
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on July 27, 2011, 12:48:26 AM
I'm pretty sure Grossman or Beck will outplay whoever Seattle puts on the field.  Noodle armed Leinart will be lucky to bounce the ball over the center's helmet,  TJ will have hard enough time finding the stadium let alone a receiver, and Whitehurst would have a much higher completion percentage if everyone were 20 foot giants wearing stilts.  All we're missing now is the Benny Hill music.  Seriously, I think I could make this team.

2008 Lions, we're gunning for ya'.

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Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 27, 2011, 01:13:30 AM
I thought Leinart would turn out to be a decent QB/starter, but he's been quite a bust. He got to learn from one of the best QBs in the league (Warner) for a few seasons and just didn't put the work in to compete.

Reggie Bush was kind of a bust too, when you think about it. Or maybe he was so hyped up that his average performance thus far looks even worse
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Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on July 27, 2011, 01:37:24 AM
At one time I though Leinart was going to be a top tier NFL QB but then after watching him play....ugh.  It's not just because the guy checks down every play that they give him or that he's the Helen Keller of reading defenses, the guy just has no arm whatsoever.  My niece can throw a tighter spiral.

USC players scare me. Very few have lived up to their hype. That's why in next year's draft I want Luck, not Barkley.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 27, 2011, 01:47:13 AM
McNabb to Minnesota? hmmm

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Post by: Smooth Groove on July 27, 2011, 02:37:49 AM
At one time I though Leinart was going to be a top tier NFL QB but then after watching him play....ugh.  It's not just because the guy checks down every play that they give him or that he's the Helen Keller of reading defenses, the guy just has no arm whatsoever.  My niece can throw a tighter spiral.

USC players scare me. Very few have lived up to their hype. That's why in next year's draft I want Luck, not Barkley.

How much of throwing a long pass is due to technique?  I can throw bullets in the 30 yd range but can't quite throw it 50 yds.  It might be due to me releasing the ball too high.  Whenever I try to throw it far, the ball seems to travel more vertically than horizontally. 
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Post by: Bloodwake on July 27, 2011, 11:45:07 AM
I'm in. Fantasy Football whoot whoot!

Make sure it's on Yahoo again though, I love doing fantasy football from my smartphone.
Title: Re: THE LOCKOUT IS OVER!!!!!!
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on July 27, 2011, 01:02:55 PM
At one time I though Leinart was going to be a top tier NFL QB but then after watching him play....ugh.  It's not just because the guy checks down every play that they give him or that he's the Helen Keller of reading defenses, the guy just has no arm whatsoever.  My niece can throw a tighter spiral.

USC players scare me. Very few have lived up to their hype. That's why in next year's draft I want Luck, not Barkley.

How much of throwing a long pass is due to technique?  I can throw bullets in the 30 yd range but can't quite throw it 50 yds.  It might be due to me releasing the ball too high.  Whenever I try to throw it far, the ball seems to travel more vertically than horizontally. 

I think a good percentage of it is technique but Leinart had plenty of time to learn, and learn it behind Kurt freakin' Warner.  If he couldn't figure it from him, I don't know who could step in and show him how to do it right.  The guy has an atrocious arm.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 27, 2011, 01:10:03 PM
Arm strength can be improved; he has no excuse for the poor arm or apparently bad technique.
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Post by: ferrarimanf355 on July 27, 2011, 06:39:31 PM
My dad has the tickets for the Dolphins/Jets game on New Years day. There's going to be more drunk Jets fans in the stands than usual, I can feel it.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 27, 2011, 11:02:44 PM
Sidney Rice to Seattle wut  :lol

Good luck getting to the pro bowl with Whitehurst/Jackson/Leinart throwing you the ball
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Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on July 27, 2011, 11:21:12 PM
Well it won't be Leinart's limp wrist floating balls at him.  Ol' Matt decided he wants to be a permanent clipboard holder in Houston instead.

The Rice move will look a lot better next year when Luck will be behind center. ;)
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 27, 2011, 11:24:10 PM
Oh he went to Houston? Damn things are moving so fast right now. Every time I refresh twitter I see something

Lions are about to sign a couple good LBs :o
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Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on July 27, 2011, 11:55:13 PM
Quote
ncarceratedbob incarcerated bob
**UPDATED NFL RUMORS**Source: Nnamdi has narrowed his choices down to Jets / 49ers / Texans but a late charge by Seahawks has made him think

What. The. Fuck.

If the Seahawks can somehow cock block everyone for Asomugha.......lol
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 28, 2011, 01:15:48 AM
If Asomugha doesn't go to the Jets, he's a fucking moron.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 28, 2011, 03:44:46 AM
Reggie Bush to the Dolphins  ???
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Post by: pilonv1 on July 28, 2011, 05:43:28 AM
Reggie Bush to the Dolphins  ???

talents to south beach yall
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Post by: BlueTsunami on July 28, 2011, 06:09:55 AM
Reggie Bush to the Dolphins  ???

I bet one of the perks listed was the better access to bitches and hoes
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Post by: Brehvolution on July 28, 2011, 09:00:57 AM
The first time I load Madden '012, I guarantee there will be a roster update.  :lol

Namdi better go to SF
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Post by: etiolate on July 28, 2011, 04:55:00 PM
Looks like the Niners are releasing Clements. May be back on the Namdi track.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 28, 2011, 05:03:40 PM
Kevin Kolb to Arizona. I remember reading that big SI story about him being the next big thing in Philly, how Vick was just a back up blah blah. I still think he could be very good; it's not like he played horribly in Philly. And to be honest, given Stafford's health I've kinda hoped we'd get him...
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 28, 2011, 06:41:46 PM
holy fuck, ocho cinco to new england.  fuck that team :-/
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Post by: Bloodwake on July 28, 2011, 10:51:54 PM
Haynesworth and fucking Ochocinco in NE. Ouch.

BTW, since Young was released by the Titans, who the fuck is going to QB that team? Collins retired.
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Post by: etiolate on July 28, 2011, 11:10:50 PM
Did the Titans get Haselback? Or at least plan to?
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Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on July 29, 2011, 12:15:06 AM
Yeah, the Titans got Hasselbeck. 

I know I'm biased here but I really think they got the best free agent QB out there.  Despite what his numbers have been over the past couple of years, the guy can still ball when he's healthy.  Give him a decent line along with Chris Johnson and the guy will light it up. 
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Post by: Brehvolution on July 29, 2011, 09:11:38 AM
Hassleback has more talent around him now than in his glory days in Seattle. Especially on the defensive side.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 29, 2011, 05:56:31 PM
Yeah, the Titans got Hasselbeck. 

I know I'm biased here but I really think they got the best free agent QB out there.  Despite what his numbers have been over the past couple of years, the guy can still ball when he's healthy.  Give him a decent line along with Chris Johnson and the guy will light it up. 

I haven't really thought about it, but I think you're right.  Hasselback might be a pretty great fit here.
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Post by: Bloodwake on July 29, 2011, 06:04:14 PM
We will see. It seems like it may be a decent acquisition and he does have much more to deal with in Nashville than he did in Seattle.
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Post by: Bloodwake on July 29, 2011, 06:10:35 PM
We got to get this Fantasy Football league up and going soon. I almost want to have the draft before the preseason starts.
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Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on July 30, 2011, 12:32:43 AM
[youtube=560,345]qOC09S2-QGo[/youtube]

Irvin is one coked out motherfucker.  Watch Sapp's reaction.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 30, 2011, 12:44:39 AM
Asomugha to the Eagles.

Eli Manning = :fbm
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 30, 2011, 02:31:32 PM
Godamit, the Eagles are gonna be too good this year  :-\
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Post by: Joe Molotov on July 30, 2011, 02:41:00 PM
[youtube=560,345]qOC09S2-QGo[/youtube]

Irvin is one coked out motherfucker.  Watch Sapp's reaction.

He used to have an ESPN radio show in Dallas, and he sounds like that all the time. :lol
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 31, 2011, 02:18:23 AM
[youtube=560,345]jrBPNA0_4iA[/youtube]
:bow

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Post by: ferrarimanf355 on July 31, 2011, 12:39:11 PM
[youtube=560,345]U0GXdQdDLKM[/youtube]

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAREN SHAWPAH, HOLD MAH DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIK!
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 31, 2011, 03:15:14 PM
Lions signed LB Stephen Tulloch :bow

We now have one of the best front seven lines in the NFL, if not the best. Secondary has been improved too, although obviously it's still not great. But a great front line can make an average secondary look good. If Stafford can stay health (lol) we can win 9-10 games, no doubt in my mind. I can't believe how much we've improved since the draft, which I wasn't entirely sold on at the time.

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Post by: Great Rumbler on July 31, 2011, 03:33:48 PM
Not sure how I feel about the Cowboy's chances this year. They haven't made any real acquisitions aside from the players they picked up in the draft, but there's just no way they're as bad as they were last year [barring some big-time injuries]. Defense and both front lines look REALLY thin though.  :-\
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 31, 2011, 04:47:40 PM
The Lions definitely will be the second best team in the division.  Perhaps a wildcard team this year.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on July 31, 2011, 08:16:25 PM
Ok, so who wants in on the bore's fantasy league?  Respond here or shoot me a pm, plz.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 31, 2011, 08:28:45 PM
Sign me up
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 31, 2011, 08:56:44 PM
I do!
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Post by: Bloodwake on August 01, 2011, 12:23:00 PM
Ok, so who wants in on the bore's fantasy league?  Respond here or shoot me a pm, plz.

I do. Hell, I almost won the fucker last year!
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Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on August 02, 2011, 06:24:50 PM
I'm in.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on August 02, 2011, 07:04:14 PM
Alright, messages sent.  Draft is Sunday August 28th at 3 pm eastern.  Be there or be a scrub like Maurice.
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Post by: Brehvolution on August 02, 2011, 07:21:02 PM
I'll do it to defend mah title. :smug

Still waiting on the 49ers to make a move in FA. Sitting on 30M in cap space ffs. smh
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Post by: Akala on August 02, 2011, 10:03:20 PM
Arg. Full?! I want in.
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Post by: etiolate on August 04, 2011, 07:35:28 PM
niners finally sign some guys

they have weapons at every position except QB
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Post by: Brehvolution on August 04, 2011, 09:35:08 PM
niners finally sign some guys

they have weapons at every position except QB

All to 1 year deals! That has to be bad for merch sales.

 I really want to see Colin Kaepernick this preseason. He has the tools to be really good. Cannon arm and the kid can run.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 08, 2011, 02:32:20 PM
Mikel LeShoure out for the year with torn Achilles holy shit  :'(

Lions are already getting devastated with injuries. Nick Fairley just had foot surgery too, which means our only top draft pick still standing is the WR we took in the second round
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Post by: ferrarimanf355 on August 11, 2011, 11:39:49 AM
That Madden video has jumped the shark.

[youtube=560,345]TMmWEHzNu7M[/youtube]
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Post by: Human Snorenado on August 11, 2011, 03:48:15 PM
Any of you bitches that haven't signed up need to do so.  Also, find a couple more people to sign up.
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Post by: Akala on August 12, 2011, 11:27:51 PM
did it, picked stupidest name I could think of.

also, DEM SAINTS
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Post by: etiolate on August 13, 2011, 12:01:54 AM
oh niners

keep fucking that chicken
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 13, 2011, 12:10:48 AM
Alex Smith lol

Lions looked sharp tonight
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Post by: Akala on August 13, 2011, 01:16:29 AM
Lions look much improved but, as much as it pains me to say it, I think it's new england's game to lose. :(
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Post by: Human Snorenado on August 13, 2011, 01:38:14 AM
Detroit Lions, perpetual pre-season champs.  Always wilting like bitch flowers when it comes time to play games that matter.
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Post by: Himu on August 16, 2011, 06:31:31 PM
went to the texans game last night. holy shit, their defense is so much better. i think we can actually do this this season! Go first year of playoffs!
Title: Re: THE LOCKOUT IS OVER!!!!!!
Post by: Brehvolution on August 17, 2011, 11:26:26 AM
oh niners

keep fucking that chicken

You can tell that the lockout really hurt them. Looking forward to seeing more Kaepernick.
Title: Re: THE LOCKOUT IS OVER!!!!!!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 19, 2011, 02:13:18 AM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/19/eli-manning-ranks-top-five-brady-nfl-quarterbacks_n_930994.html#s333406&title=Tom_Brady_New

[youtube=560,345]Z9lg6HqJeY0[/youtube]
Title: Re: THE LOCKOUT IS OVER!!!!!!
Post by: Akala on August 20, 2011, 04:08:56 AM
went to the texans game last night. holy shit, their defense is so much better. i think we can actually do this this season! Go first year of playoffs!

sorry, I cursed the Texans when they closed Astroworld...25 year curse.
Title: Re: THE LOCKOUT IS OVER!!!!!!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 20, 2011, 01:06:09 PM
Stafford looked good last night. Hopefully he can stay healthy this year. I'm gonna be holding my breath during his first sack  :-\

Colt McCoy looked sharp for the Browns. From what I've read he was working hard all through the lockout/summer.
Title: Re: THE LOCKOUT IS OVER!!!!!!
Post by: Groogrux on August 20, 2011, 09:31:54 PM
I want to play this year.  I actually have time to put in this time.
Title: Re: THE LOCKOUT IS OVER!!!!!!
Post by: Bloodwake on August 20, 2011, 09:32:56 PM
AWWW YEAH.

Send a PM to Triumph/Creepy Old Guy. We only have six teams right now.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Bloodwake on August 20, 2011, 09:34:28 PM
Also, Title changed to reflect what this thread has truly become.

Evidently there's now a three way battle for starting QB in Denver?
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 20, 2011, 10:30:43 PM
yeah, if andrwfields signs up that means we need at least one or three more teams.  if you guys know people who will keep up w/ it, give them the league info.

also, because yahoo is flagrantly homosexual and put all the times in PDT, i switched it so the draft actually DOES start at 3 pm EDT next sunday.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 20, 2011, 10:35:48 PM
Also, no there's NOT a 3 way fight for starting qb in Denver.  Orton is going to be the starter; the fight is whether or not Tebow can keep the backup role from Brady Quinn, although in order to pacify the lunatic college fans and born again asshole christians, the Broncos will milk this as long as they can.

I personally fucking love every single bit of humiliation that comes Tim Tebow's way.  His sorry ass wasn't a 1st round pick and he'll never possess the accuracy or football iq to be a starter in the NFL; anyone who says otherwise is absolutely full of shit and wants to sell you on the greatness of college football.  Well, college football may be lots of things (I personally think it's a fucking joke and will continue to do so until they figure out a playoff and some way- probably some sort of deferred compensation- to stop all of these fucking scandals that keep cropping up) but just because your ass was all world in the NCAA doesn't mean you have a skill set that will translate to the NFL, and that's all that matters.  Have fun being the world's most famous accountant or whatever, Tim Tebow- you suck sour ass and will never be an NFL starter for a credible team.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 20, 2011, 10:36:58 PM
He'll just read your post and work 10 times harder!
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Akala on August 20, 2011, 10:52:55 PM
:rofl
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Groogrux on August 20, 2011, 11:56:22 PM
I'll play the fantasy football if you guys teach me how. Does it involve dice?

 :lol
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 21, 2011, 12:54:41 AM
Looky here-

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/recap;_ylt=AlhuEB89eH30phnFecI1qvg5nYcB?gid=20110820007

Quote
Tebow was 1 for 2 for 10 yards with a sack. He ran once for 7 yards.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 21, 2011, 01:03:29 AM
You know you're fucked when Brady Quinn looks better than you. Jeez, and Tebow had looked pretty good last week. The fewer snaps he gets, the worse he'll look too. He's not going to be cut this season but his time might be over soon. Say what you will about him, he's a hard worker who tries his best. This lockout really stunted his growth.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 21, 2011, 01:10:35 AM
You know who else is a hard worker that tries his best?  The distinguished mentally-challenged fellow that cooks your fries at McDonalds.  I don't care how hard he tries, he'll never be Anthony Bourdain, and Tim Tebow will never be an NFL qb either.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 21, 2011, 03:42:19 AM
Any more spots open in this league?

yup, message sent
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Groogrux on August 21, 2011, 10:30:43 AM
You know who else is a hard worker that tries his best?  The distinguished mentally-challenged fellow that cooks your fries at McDonalds.  I don't care how hard he tries, he'll never be Anthony Bourdain, and Tim Tebow will never be an NFL qb either.

 :rofl
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Bloodwake on August 22, 2011, 10:39:33 AM
You know who else is a hard worker that tries his best?  The distinguished mentally-challenged fellow that cooks your fries at McDonalds.  I don't care how hard he tries, he'll never be Anthony Bourdain, and Tim Tebow will never be an NFL qb either.


This is the best comment I have ever heard about Tim Tebow period. And the most accurate thing.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Brehvolution on August 23, 2011, 10:43:34 AM
You know who else is a hard worker that tries his best?  The distinguished mentally-challenged fellow that cooks your fries at McDonalds.  I don't care how hard he tries, he'll never be Anthony Bourdain, and Tim Tebow will never be an NFL qb either.

Jesus agrees (http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/articles/jesus-christ-claims-tim-tebow-not-ready-to-be-nfl,21167/?utm_source=morenews)
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 24, 2011, 09:26:41 PM
uh ohh...
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/6891243/indianapolis-colts-add-kerry-collins-sources-doubt-peyton-manning-ready
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Groogrux on August 25, 2011, 04:41:29 AM
Did anybody catch this the other day?  Made me  :o

http://espn.go.com/espn/story/_/id/6866409/horrible-bosses-cincinnati-bengals-owner-mike-brown (http://espn.go.com/espn/story/_/id/6866409/horrible-bosses-cincinnati-bengals-owner-mike-brown)
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 25, 2011, 09:46:20 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'm already missing something I'd rather be doing
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 25, 2011, 09:48:08 PM
^
failure to lead

hopefully this issue will be resolved soon, although with the Commish dithering we can't be sure
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Ganhyun on August 26, 2011, 08:44:58 PM
Is there a spot in the league left I can fill up and be a bottom feeder or something?
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 26, 2011, 08:54:20 PM
We have 8 teams. If we can get to 10, sure. But dunno if that's possible at this time
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Ganhyun on August 26, 2011, 09:02:00 PM
im not gonna be upset if its not possible. i just figured id ask.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 26, 2011, 09:49:37 PM
whats the day of the draft again?
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Tucah on August 26, 2011, 10:39:01 PM
Any chance I can get in on the league? I've never actually done fantasy before but I've always been intrigued and I'd love to give it a shot.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Akala on August 26, 2011, 10:48:58 PM
that would make 10.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 26, 2011, 10:59:13 PM
kk sent the PMs. 10 teams sounds good. Hopefully everyone makes it to the draft on Sunday
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Tucah on August 26, 2011, 11:12:21 PM
Awesome, I just hope this hurricane doesn't knock out my power or something  :-\
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 26, 2011, 11:33:18 PM
Draft is Sunday at 3 pm, dudes.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 27, 2011, 07:43:22 PM
We've got 9 people. Which of you two didn't sign up? You've got less than 24 hours yo
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Ganhyun on August 27, 2011, 09:43:26 PM
We've got 9 people. Which of you two didn't sign up? You've got less than 24 hours yo

That would have been me. I'm in now. Sorry, was afk most of today. Had to make the old lady happy :)
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 27, 2011, 09:44:31 PM
Stafford destroyed the Patriots defense :bow

12-14, 200yds, 2 TDs :bow

Plus he took a couple big hits and bounced right back up
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 28, 2011, 11:16:39 AM
Ok bitches, last reminder:  draft is at 3 pm eastern today.  That's in like a little less than 4 hours.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Bloodwake on August 28, 2011, 12:33:48 PM
Lol, I go to work at 3:40. Looks like this year I'm catching the half of the draft that matters other than letting the computer autodraft me Stafford. Yuck.

Although Stafford looks like he might be the sleeper QB to get this year....
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Brehvolution on August 28, 2011, 02:48:50 PM
10 minutes to showtime, folks. :pimp
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 28, 2011, 02:55:48 PM
DRAFT TIME 5MIN
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 28, 2011, 06:29:55 PM
So, uh I missed the draft due to a last second thing that came up.  I excluded all kickers and defenses (and Peyton Manning, cause fuck that fetus-headed cripple) because if you don't then you'll auto-draft one way too fucking early and shit.  Yahoo auto-draft, in all it's intelligent glory, gave me this team:

1.    (2)    Adrian Peterson (Min - RB)
2.    (19)    Maurice Jones-Drew (Jac - RB)
3.    (22)    Hakeem Nicks (NYG - WR)
4.    (39)    Dez Bryant (Dal - WR)
5.    (42)    Antonio Gates (SD - TE)
6.    (59)    Anquan Boldin (Bal - WR)
7.    (62)    Eli Manning (NYG - QB)
8.    (79)    Cedric Benson (Cin - RB)
9.    (82)    Marshawn Lynch (Sea - RB)
10.    (99)    Tim Hightower (Was - RB)
11.    (102)    Fred Jackson (Buf - RB)
12.    (119)    Jonathan Stewart (Car - RB)
13.    (122)    Pierre Thomas (NO - RB)
14.    (139)    Willis McGahee (Den - RB)
15.    (142)    Rashad Jennings (Jac - RB)

Which looks pretty good, until you realize that I have the bare minimum starters for QB, WR and TE, plus NO K or DEF (which is fine, wanted that) so I have a metric fuckton of running backs on my bench I guess?  Plus Boldin and Bryant have the same fucking bye week, which means I've gotta get at least 2 more WRs.  If anyone wants any of my spare RBs for like a 3rd caliber WR or a back-up QB for Sheli (can't have a bye in Week 7, yo), get at me.  I may even send you two of the fuckers, I mean I'm literally loaded at the position.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Brehvolution on August 28, 2011, 07:12:55 PM
I'll take hightower in trade. Let me know.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 28, 2011, 10:53:44 PM
I'll take hightower in trade. Let me know.

Alright, what's yer team name and I'll make you an offer.  Can't recognize most of you bastards.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Bloodwake on August 29, 2011, 09:28:27 AM
I never draft well, but eh, fuck it, i'm sure I can kick ass this year as well.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Brehvolution on August 29, 2011, 11:16:44 AM
I'll take hightower in trade. Let me know.

Alright, what's yer team name and I'll make you an offer.  Can't recognize most of you bastards.

VAgiants
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Ganhyun on August 29, 2011, 02:30:28 PM
Yea, I hate auto drafts. I got auto drafted as well as the old lady got sick and I spent all day yesterday taking care of her. Oh well, maybe I'll at least make the playoffs :)
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Groogrux on August 29, 2011, 03:48:12 PM
Auto-draft got me too.  I was out hiking and had no concept of what day or time it was...
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 08, 2011, 01:25:53 AM
Season starts tomorrow!

[youtube=560,345]CoJ_K4Mlt4w[/youtube]
never forget!
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Consul on September 08, 2011, 01:27:22 AM
Lions superbowl 2012  :lol
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 08, 2011, 02:28:49 AM
I'm gonna see if I can beat BrandNew week 1 without a defense, because fuck defense.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 08, 2011, 02:59:32 AM
That probably will happen.  Only person I see doing double figures for me is Brady  :(
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Brehvolution on September 08, 2011, 08:59:44 AM
Whose team is the VA Giants? I'm playing them tomorrow.

:pimp

It's gametime, fellas.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 08, 2011, 07:59:32 PM
omg omg omg football!!!
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Bloodwake on September 08, 2011, 08:23:43 PM
GO PACKERS.

Brees will get sacked and he will throw an interception. MATTHEWS/WOODSON. Best defense in the NFL? Uh yes.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 08, 2011, 08:26:07 PM
I don't see the Jets or Steelers anywhere in your post  ???
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Bloodwake on September 08, 2011, 08:36:01 PM
That's because they don't have the best defense. We are STACKED.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 08, 2011, 08:41:44 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/1OKVU.png)

That is stacked.  You have Matthews and Woodson.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Bloodwake on September 08, 2011, 08:42:30 PM
Let it be known that I have just scored the first fantasy points of 2011.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Bloodwake on September 08, 2011, 08:43:25 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/1OKVU.png)

That is stacked.  You have Matthews and Woodson.

Stacked is winning the Super Bowl with a defense largely on IR.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 08, 2011, 08:47:30 PM
No its not, it's called "Ben Roethlisburger super bowl performance."
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 08, 2011, 08:48:37 PM
Impressive drive
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Bloodwake on September 08, 2011, 08:48:42 PM
Well, how about that opening drive ladies and gentlemen.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 08, 2011, 08:49:16 PM
greeeeg jennings

look at dis fuggin nicca

edit: I hope this happens IRL tonight  :lol

[youtube=560,345]1P0yfq2wDvU[/youtube]
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Bloodwake on September 08, 2011, 08:53:43 PM
Forced fumble on the second play. Damn, that Packers defense isn't that good, huh BrandNew?
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Groogrux on September 08, 2011, 08:54:07 PM
GB already gets a TD and then gets the ball back for more action.  They were on that ball like stink on shit.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 08, 2011, 08:54:28 PM
they aren't!  at least for fantasy.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 08, 2011, 08:58:21 PM
I'm glad I dropped the Saints def at the last minute  :pimp
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 08, 2011, 09:00:21 PM
oh wait GB is my defense in fantasy  :lol

nevermiiiiind
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Bloodwake on September 08, 2011, 09:01:28 PM
lolz
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 08, 2011, 09:06:06 PM
I will say as a casual OSU fan, I always root for AJ Hawk.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 08, 2011, 09:09:42 PM
I will say as a casual OSU fan
:piss
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Bloodwake on September 08, 2011, 09:10:37 PM
lolz yet again. God, so happy football is back.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 08, 2011, 09:11:36 PM
I don't always watch college football...

...but when I do, I watch what all my other friends are watching.  And the fact that I have a few friends that dress for the team.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Groogrux on September 08, 2011, 09:18:26 PM
DID ANYBODY JUST SEE THAT FUCKING PLAY???  AMAZING!
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 08, 2011, 09:20:31 PM
Damn, the Packers looks great.  About as good as you can look after a Super Bowl win.  Lions ain't gotta chance  :lol
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 08, 2011, 09:42:15 PM
Sproles is on my team in my other league...as a bench player

 :(
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Consul on September 08, 2011, 09:59:16 PM
charles woodson best def back in history

aj hawk faggiest linebacker ever.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 08, 2011, 10:00:15 PM
Just heard about Manning being out for three months. Holy shit
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Groogrux on September 08, 2011, 10:01:27 PM
Just heard about Manning being out for three months. Holy shit

Welcome to the party. 
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 08, 2011, 10:39:25 PM
This game has been very entertaining to watch, and feels closer than the score indicates.  Sproles and Cobb are the game's MVPs  :lol
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Akala on September 08, 2011, 10:43:40 PM
Come onnnnn saints!
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 08, 2011, 10:49:03 PM
Goddamit, lesson learned...

start sproles.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Consul on September 08, 2011, 10:54:20 PM
woodson is the only player in the NFL that can punch a dude and not get evicted.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 08, 2011, 10:56:51 PM
woodson is the only player in the NFL that can punch a dude and not get evicted.

(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e86/PhoenixDark1/umad-1.gif)
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 08, 2011, 10:58:37 PM
why the fuck do you not kick a field goal there?!?!?

-an entire quarter left to go
-would bring you within 5 points
-your offense is doing great before you get into the redzone

that is like textbook steeler playcalling.  fucking sean peyton.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Akala on September 08, 2011, 11:12:36 PM
This is like a game of madden
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 08, 2011, 11:57:29 PM
I don't know.  He did pretty great against a D like this...I'll watch him in the next two weeks, if he does decent, I'm putting him as my WR/RB feature.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 09, 2011, 01:00:55 AM
Obviously, a lot of great defense was played tonight by both teams.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Bloodwake on September 09, 2011, 01:22:26 AM
Obviously, a lot of great defense was played tonight by both teams.
Obviously.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
jesus christ we really do need to play better defense next week. le sigh.
[close]
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: CrystalGemini on September 09, 2011, 01:25:03 AM
Good QBs will beat a good defense if they get a little time to throw. It's tough to stop a guy like Brees throwing lasers in tight spots.

edit: and I forgot CG was logged in
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 09, 2011, 02:58:15 AM
I was about to say wtf
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Groogrux on September 09, 2011, 07:36:19 AM
I fell asleep after the first half, cause sometimes you just have to be an old man.  What happened?

edit: NM.  Saw the replay.

And Sunday is the battle for Ohio.  Browns vs. Bengals.  Epic nothingness, but still entertaining to see which team will be the shittiest this year.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 11, 2011, 01:22:26 PM
Impressive first drive from the Lions but we left points on the field. After a horrible punt return we stuffed the Bucs def tho
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Himu on September 11, 2011, 01:43:30 PM
End of first quarter and Texans are 17-0 against the Colts with two fumbles. Yes!!
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 11, 2011, 01:46:27 PM
Impressive first drive from the Lions but we left points on the field. After a horrible punt return we stuffed the Bucs def tho

:lol

You're such an apologist homer, PD. I love it.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 11, 2011, 01:49:47 PM
True:lol

Stafford is looking shaky so far
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Groogrux on September 11, 2011, 01:51:47 PM
Do the Bengals actually have a chance against the Browns?  The score is 10-0 in the second quarter...  Maybe they do....
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Himu on September 11, 2011, 01:58:27 PM
24-zip! Colts gave texans that last goal! :lol
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 11, 2011, 02:11:45 PM
Jesus Christ, Matt Ryan. DO SOMETHING.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Eric P on September 11, 2011, 02:15:35 PM
lots of fistfights in this Ravens / Steelers game
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 11, 2011, 02:16:33 PM
Amazing throw from Stafford
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 11, 2011, 02:17:54 PM
Man, somebody put the Colts out of their misery, please.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Himu on September 11, 2011, 02:22:19 PM
Jacoby jones with a 79 yard drive! 34-0!  TEXANS
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 11, 2011, 02:26:45 PM
Atlanta is ruining my fantasy week dayumm
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Himu on September 11, 2011, 02:31:14 PM
Daniels is involved. He's had two solid catches so far.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 11, 2011, 02:32:26 PM
Lions are dominating the Bucs on the field and in the stands lol; Lions fans are outcheering the Bucs arena
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 11, 2011, 02:32:34 PM
Atlanta is ruining my fantasy week dayumm

Matt Ryan -- 2 points WTF
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 11, 2011, 02:34:23 PM
I've got Ryan and White; feels bad man. On the plus side I have their defense, which is doing alright
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Himu on September 11, 2011, 02:36:16 PM
No one cares about Florida football. All my Florida NFL friends were Steelers fans  :lol
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Eric P on September 11, 2011, 02:44:21 PM
ha ha holy shit.  Ravens just wrecked the opening of the second half

edit: AGAIN.  :bow ngata :bow2
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Tucah on September 11, 2011, 02:49:00 PM
Rice getting me some good points, go Ravens.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 11, 2011, 02:50:39 PM
I've got Ryan and White; feels bad man. On the plus side I have their defense, which is doing alright

I've got Ryan in one leaguge and Big Ben in the other. FUCKING QUARTERBACKS, HOW DO THEY NOT WORK?
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Eric P on September 11, 2011, 04:07:16 PM
oh man

poor Ben.  Poor Steelers.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 11, 2011, 04:09:14 PM
Ryan got me 20 points. Wow.

ESPN just popped up and said Mike Williams caught another TD to tie it up, but no one else said this happened. Big mistake by someone at ESPN.com?
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Groogrux on September 11, 2011, 05:08:53 PM
Wow, PD's team is putting up the points.

Fuck you...
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 11, 2011, 05:26:56 PM
I thought I was going to get fucked, but Matt Ryan managed to get me 16 points, and White got me 10; that pretty much matched their projected totals. And Reggie Wayne had a huge game despite the Colts getting blown out.

I'm glad I didn't start Blout against the Lions; our defensive line looked vicious today.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 11, 2011, 07:21:59 PM
This isn't life

The Giants offense is shitty and the Redskins look mean. NFC East is gonna be fucking ridiculous.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 11, 2011, 07:30:06 PM
Sexy Rexy throws for 300+ yards, 2 TDs, and 0 INTs. :bow2
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 11, 2011, 07:31:16 PM
Well, the Seahawks are about as shitty as I thought they'd be this year.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 11, 2011, 07:31:34 PM
Oh man, the Seacocks just gave up a back-to-back kickoff and a punt return. :lol
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: etiolate on September 11, 2011, 07:34:41 PM
Ginn  :bow2 :bow2
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 11, 2011, 07:44:25 PM
Oh man, the Seacocks just gave up a back-to-back kickoff and a punt return. :lol

This really shouldn't surprise anyone. We are shit shitty shit shit.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 11, 2011, 07:49:45 PM
Signing Grossman as a bench player asap
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Brehvolution on September 11, 2011, 07:55:17 PM
Ginn  :bow2 :bow2

:bow :bow
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 11, 2011, 08:31:59 PM
Cam Newton  :o

Earlier today Terry Bradshaw said he would have taken every QB in the first round ahead of Cam. Whoops! I think he'll struggle this year, but clearly the guy can play and put in work during a delayed offseason
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: pilonv1 on September 11, 2011, 08:57:13 PM
WHO DEY
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 11, 2011, 11:10:40 PM
This Sunday night game is very entertaining.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 11, 2011, 11:15:50 PM
lololol cowboys

i swear the jets always seem to pull off crazy shit in the final minutes of games
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 11, 2011, 11:18:52 PM
Cowboys need a touchdown and to drain almost all of the time off the clock, I just don't trust their defense to get a stop in the last few minutes.

Edit: lol nope

Edit 2: Oh snap!

Edti 3: :fbm
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 11, 2011, 11:34:04 PM
jets jets jetssss
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 11, 2011, 11:34:55 PM
:piss Jets :piss2
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 11, 2011, 11:35:58 PM
:rofl cowboys  :rofl
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 11, 2011, 11:40:01 PM
cowboys are embarrassing  :lol
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 11, 2011, 11:40:16 PM
Romo :rofl
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 11, 2011, 11:48:36 PM
cowboys are embarrassing  :lol

At least they actually showed up to the game, unlike last season.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 12, 2011, 12:54:54 AM
Let's be honest- Tony Romo is no Sexy Rexy Grossman.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 12, 2011, 12:56:15 AM
Romo is just a loser. He's a Hispanic Tracy McGrady, or LeBron
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: pilonv1 on September 12, 2011, 05:55:41 AM
:lol pure romo

WHO DEY
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Brehvolution on September 12, 2011, 08:49:01 AM
So I lost to the VA Giants because the Cowboys couldn't hold onto the ball.

18 points from his Jets defense even though the Cowboys scored 24. I'm rather surprised. I went out for the night thinking I had that matchup in the bag (Ochocinco isn't going to do shit tomorrow).

Wow. Congrats on your win.

:pimp
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 12, 2011, 09:42:09 AM
Tony Romo: Worst alleged "good" QB ever.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Bloodwake on September 12, 2011, 10:13:37 PM
FUCK WES WELKER.

I just lost my fucking fantasy football game.

FUCK THE PATRIOTS AND THEIR SHITTY DEFENSE.

AND FUCK THEIR OFFENSE AND WES WELKER.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 12, 2011, 10:16:07 PM
I may actually beat Creepy Old Guy  :lol

Yesterday at the end of the night: 30 points

today: near 100 and counting.  Thanks Brady  ;)
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Tucah on September 12, 2011, 10:29:20 PM
My game was fucking close there for a while but Welker ftw
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 12, 2011, 10:42:21 PM
For fucks sakes, I may actually have needed a defense.  Fucking Brady.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 12, 2011, 11:00:15 PM
holy shit Lord Brady
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 12, 2011, 11:42:55 PM
I FUCKING WON

I SHOULDN'T HAVE

THANK YOU BRANDON LLOYD
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 12, 2011, 11:59:56 PM
Ugh for fucks sakes.  Losing by .15 right now, honestly I hope that he catches some more passes cause this is annoying.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Bloodwake on September 13, 2011, 10:34:59 PM
[youtube=560,345]8x8pkBlQH0U[/youtube]
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 13, 2011, 10:42:07 PM
Week two fellas

Sunday - September 18th, 2011

SEA @ PIT
OAK @ BUF
ARI @ WAS
TB @ MIN
JAC @ NYJ
CHI @ NO
CLE @ IND
KC @ DET
BAL @ TEN
GB @ CAR
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DAL @ SF
CIN @ DEN
HOU @ MIA
SD @ NE
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PHI @ ATL


my picks:

spoiler (click to show/hide)
SEA @ PIT - I'm guessing last Sunday was a fluke performance...
OAK @ BUF
ARI @ WAS
TB @ MIN
JAC @ NYJ
CHI @ NO - Fuck the Bears
CLE @ IND
KC @ DET - KC lost Eric Berry for the year, the Lions should dice their secondary
BAL @ TEN
GB @ CAR - Cam's official welcome to the NFL lol
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DAL @ SF
CIN @ DEN
HOU @ MIA
SD @ NE
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PHI @ ATL
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Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Groogrux on September 14, 2011, 09:43:00 AM
My only dissagreements would be Chicago over New Orleans and I think Cleveland may have somewhat of a shot against Indy. 
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 14, 2011, 09:48:09 AM
Cleveland is going to beat Indy.  Indy isn't going to win more than 2 games this year.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Brehvolution on September 14, 2011, 10:01:46 AM
Cleveland couldn't even beat the Bengals though.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 14, 2011, 10:06:57 AM
So?  Kerry Collins couldn't even take a snap without fumbling the ball.  Indy is a joke without Manning, and even with him they barely got to 10-6 last year. 
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mandark on September 14, 2011, 10:16:16 AM
Colts are looking like the Cavaliers without LeBron right now.  It's a bit shocking.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 14, 2011, 12:48:41 PM
Urlacher isn't playing on Sunday most likely, so NO definitely can beat the Bears.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 14, 2011, 12:52:04 PM
Colts are looking like the Cavaliers without LeBron right now.  It's a bit shocking.

It is?
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Bloodwake on September 18, 2011, 11:08:32 AM
I knew that Manning was the weak pillar holding that team up for a while.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Bloodwake on September 18, 2011, 11:11:43 AM
Urlacher isn't playing on Sunday most likely, so NO definitely can beat the Bears.

WRONG.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 18, 2011, 04:14:04 PM
Damn, Stafford  :o

This Bills/Raiders game is exciting in a shitty-team kinda way
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Akala on September 18, 2011, 04:33:04 PM
SAINTS!

prolly gonna lose that fantasy this week tho.  :'(
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 18, 2011, 06:42:09 PM
Lions :rock

Watched the game at my grandma's. Damn, Stafford looks very good. Definitely helps he has some big, physical targets who can catch under/over thrown balls. Still, he made some perfect throws today. Another dumb INT and some missed targets in the red zone again, but overall I'm impressed.

Looks like Calvin Johnson is going to have a monster year. I hope we can keep him  :-\

My fantasy team is looking alright. Got a shit ton of players in tonight's game so we'll see what happens, Awesome-O (http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e86/PhoenixDark1/smugfavre.gif)
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 18, 2011, 07:33:47 PM
:bow Cowboys :bow2

:bow Romo getting it done in the clutch while hurt :bow2
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 18, 2011, 07:44:46 PM
Looking at the GB/Carolina highlights...yea Newton lost the game with 3 INTs, but he looks shockingly impressive. I figured he'd be alright in his first year, but certainly didn't expect him to be making a host of perfect passes like he has. He's leading his receivers too, not throwing to specific areas of the field like Vince Young did at Tennessee.

Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Groogrux on September 18, 2011, 07:45:37 PM
How about those Colts?   :lol
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 18, 2011, 07:55:02 PM
Tony Romo, Savior of the Universe :bow2
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Groogrux on September 18, 2011, 10:16:45 PM
Tony Romo is the Flash?
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Brehvolution on September 19, 2011, 09:16:30 AM
Romo is a taco. Fucking blown coverage.  :maf
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Ganhyun on September 19, 2011, 06:32:13 PM
Good game between the Falcons and Eagles last night.  Also helped that Turner and Gonzalez having good games gave me another win in the fantasy league too :) My guy playing tonight is just for extra points for rankings purposes. :)

Of course, I prob need to go find another QB now since Romo is hurt. .
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 19, 2011, 09:30:43 PM
So, did Eli Manning get replaced by an undrafted free agent during the off-season or what?
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 19, 2011, 09:31:43 PM
Eli has never been a good QB.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 19, 2011, 09:58:48 PM
Don't worry guys, Cam Newton will suck the week I start him.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 20, 2011, 01:34:52 AM
omg @ Niners fans on GAF who still think Alex Smith can get the job done :rofl

Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 20, 2011, 01:36:59 AM
omg @ Niners fans on GAF who still think Alex Smith can get the job done :rofl



There are multiple? I thought it was just FMT.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 20, 2011, 01:47:10 AM
I must admit I read his last post and made this observation :fbm

but still, LOLOL
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: etiolate on September 20, 2011, 01:47:17 AM
All Alex Smith can get the job done statements should be caveated by the fact that the "job" is winning the NFC West.

Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 20, 2011, 01:54:55 AM
There are probably some SEC teams that could do a better job of winning the NFC West than the teams currently in the NFC west.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Brehvolution on September 20, 2011, 09:08:11 AM
All Alex Smith can get the job done statements should be caveated by the fact that the "job" is winning the NFC West.



It makes me sick. 2 blown coverages and it's the triumphant return of Tony Homo.  :yuck
Fucking ESPN.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Ganhyun on September 20, 2011, 07:25:44 PM
My team did really well this week, second only to the ludicrous 174 points that Matt Ryan Stalker put up.

Btw, I'm noticing that McFadden and Turner are paired together quite a bit. I'm in five leagues, and between those leagues there are three teams that have that pairing. I guess owners drafting between 9-12 who wanted to go RB-RB in the first two rounds would find those two as the best RBs left on the board. It worked out, since they're two of the best RBs in football right now, ahead of guys like Mendenhall and CJ2K who went several spots ahead of them on average.

Thanks, my team did put up ridiculous numbers.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Ganhyun on September 20, 2011, 08:35:36 PM
Forte has the problem of having to deal with the Chicago OL, which sucks horribly.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Groogrux on September 21, 2011, 10:00:31 PM
Anybody see this shit?

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/525776-2012-nfl-jerseys-by-nike-analysis (http://bleacherreport.com/articles/525776-2012-nfl-jerseys-by-nike-analysis)

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/5/11/c4512f90-ec54-4d23-8d2e-752b19b692c1.jpg)
[close]
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Akala on September 21, 2011, 10:09:33 PM
saw some of them a long time ago....pretty sure it's fake.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 22, 2011, 12:09:01 AM
They look like college jerseys.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Bloodwake on September 22, 2011, 08:53:06 PM
They are fake. I've read other articles  about the jerseys and Nike is basically going to keep the current designs going except change out Reebok for a Nike swoosh. The NFL aren't greedy morons like most universities and won't let the NFL go all pro combat on their traditions.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 22, 2011, 09:11:28 PM
Saw an interview with Cutler talking about the sacks and knock downs he's received this year. Dude has taken an utter beating through two games so far. It's been that way pretty much since he's been in Chicago; he's a resilient guy but no one can take that type of pain every week forever. I'm surprised they haven't addressed the o line
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Bloodwake on September 23, 2011, 03:58:59 PM
Saw an interview with Cutler talking about the sacks and knock downs he's received this year. Dude has taken an utter beating through two games so far. It's been that way pretty much since he's been in Chicago; he's a resilient guy but no one can take that type of pain every week forever. I'm surprised they haven't addressed the o line

The o-line is going to be destroyed this week too. The Packers are coming to town.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
yes, I'm aware the Pack has the shittiest pass defense in the NFL now. I think it's going to get better.
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Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Ganhyun on September 23, 2011, 05:22:59 PM
PD, I read somewhere that they tried to by drafting an OL guy and trading for another, but both got hurt already.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 25, 2011, 02:30:10 PM
........
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 25, 2011, 02:34:43 PM
And Detroit is once again mortal.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 25, 2011, 02:38:07 PM
I pretty much expected Peterson to rip us multiple times, but didn't expect McRibb to be dicing us wtf. The Vikings are exposing our biggest problems: average o line, weak secondary, and no run game
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 25, 2011, 02:40:22 PM
I needed a TE to take over for "Awesome-but-stuck-in-Seattle" Zach Miller and snagged Shiancoe. He's got a TD for me, so that's not too bad.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 25, 2011, 02:44:25 PM
I was going to pick him up for this week but decided not to because I expected the Lions to shut down McNabb. Smh

Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 25, 2011, 02:47:59 PM
I have Detroit's D/ST going in another league... should've gone with Green Bay. Oh well.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 25, 2011, 03:01:42 PM
Amazing catch from Calvin Johnson. Now the defense has to make some stops
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 25, 2011, 03:37:21 PM
You know, whenever a Sunday night football game has the Steelers and the Colts playing each other, I'd normally be very excited for it.

This year though...
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 25, 2011, 03:40:23 PM
Lmao @ Vikings. How do you have the best RB in the league and let someone else run on fourth and short
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 25, 2011, 03:51:17 PM
Holy shit, Buffalo is awesome  :o
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 25, 2011, 04:00:42 PM
My man Fitzpatrick.  I shoulda grabbed him for my backup.  You guys know I know him?  My sister's best friend married his brother, met him at the reception.  Really cool dude.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 25, 2011, 04:04:57 PM
Come on Lions, get off the field and prevent a touchdown.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 25, 2011, 04:07:25 PM
don't worry, because donovan mcnabb
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 25, 2011, 04:22:26 PM
Overtime
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 25, 2011, 04:29:07 PM
Good win PD.  Lions Bills superbowl!  :o
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 25, 2011, 04:34:44 PM
MEGATRON
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Tucah on September 25, 2011, 04:45:29 PM
Glad I swapped Vick out this week, Stafford did me well.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 25, 2011, 04:45:59 PM
Amazing interception by Packers; make it sound like a two yard run #scumbagjoebuck

Joe Buck is the fucking worst.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 25, 2011, 04:51:09 PM
Jesus can Sanchize get through a first quarter without an INT?

also, the 49ers need to stop winning if they want Luck lol
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 25, 2011, 05:07:07 PM
[youtube=560,345]KK_VBImVV-k[/youtube]

"Boom motherfucker"

 :lol
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: OptimoPeach on September 25, 2011, 07:22:32 PM
Ha eat a dick Sanchize

RAIDERS BABY. McFadden playing like a Heisman candidate for a second consecutive season, Campbell looking his best since he's arrived in Oakland -- could this be our first winning season in almost a decade?

Suddenly I don't feel so bad about that Bills comeback last week after they did it again today against the Patriots :rofl
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 25, 2011, 07:39:19 PM
Wish I picked up McFadden :(
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Groogrux on September 25, 2011, 07:57:55 PM
My only hope for a good week is the Steelers defense not playing like shit.

[edit] And they're going up against Indy, so I may do okay...
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 25, 2011, 09:09:06 PM
Goddamn the steelers look good.  Of course its a Manning-less Colts, but still.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Groogrux on September 25, 2011, 09:12:41 PM
They really do look good.  I'm one of the most anti-Steelers guys around, but even I'm impressed.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Akala on September 25, 2011, 10:20:25 PM
Wow, Jermichael Finley single-handedly powered me to a win over the Pythons. I feel like I cheated.

lance moore on the bench  :'(
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 25, 2011, 11:11:42 PM
So of course the week I start Cam Newton he doesn't break 20 points and Eli and Sanchize both drop 30+ on my bench.  FML.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 25, 2011, 11:15:34 PM
Newton had a pretty good game given the circumstances. I'm very impressed. Just saw the highlights of his TD and two-point conversion. A lot of people hated on him all through the off season, due to his past with his dad/Florida/Auburn, and his "fake" personality; not to mention the media's attempts to paint him as some arrogant ass. He kept his head down and worked all summer, and it's showing.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 25, 2011, 11:24:08 PM
Newton had a pretty good game given the circumstances. I'm very impressed. Just saw the highlights of his TD and two-point conversion. A lot of people hated on him all through the off season, due to his past with his dad/Florida/Auburn, and his "fake" personality; not to mention the media's attempts to paint him as some arrogant ass. He kept his head down and worked all summer, and it's showing.

NONE OF THAT BULLSHIT HELPS MY 0-3 TEAM, MAURICE
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 25, 2011, 11:39:41 PM
yea breh, I'm about to lose again too  :lol

The Detroit Lions are 3-0. I'm not expecting a win against Dallas next week, but it should be a competitive game.

Still, today's game was troubling due to our o-line shitting the bed and the running game continuing to be non-existent. Mix those together and you make your QB pass a lot, opening you up to injuries. Jahvid Best is certainly a talented player, but he's not an every down back and can't get consistent yardage on the ground. We need a better o-line to help him out..

also...Jared Allen is scary as fuck
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 26, 2011, 02:03:39 AM
from a Lions fan site
Quote
Jim Schwartz was none too pleased with the confusion and he let the referees know about it. Luckily for us, the referee's microphone picked up what Schwartz was yelling at the officials: "Learn the f---ing rules!"

No microphones picked up what Schwartz had to say after his epic fist pump, but it is believed that Schwartz yelled this: "Minnesota … f--- you!" You gotta love the Schwartz.
:rofl

Schwartz :bow
[youtube=560,345]Z5xXzo3EgCQ[/youtube]
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: etiolate on September 26, 2011, 03:31:57 AM
Alex Smith did absolutely nothing with the Niners offense for 3 quarters. ate five sacks and threw zero touchdowns. Ratings wise, he still ended up with the best QB play in the division and the first out-of-division road win for the NFC West, and, as well, the first road win for the NFC West.

The NFC West is so bad that the Niners really didn't have a chance at Luck. I thought the Seahawks were the kings of horrible this year, but Arizona just lost to them, so the division may even screw up Seattle's chance at Luck.

Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 26, 2011, 03:37:41 AM
I went into the Giants/Eagles games very apprehensive and came out hopeful. The Giants played awful against the Rams but showed none of that bumbling Offense with the Eagles. They showed moments of greatness in regards to defense with the Rams and fantastic most of the Eagles game. That Red Zone D is really, really good, especially at the goal line. Pass rush is nearly as good as it was in 08. Fucking QB killa's.

With that said, LeSean McCoy is one scary motherfucker. Barry Sanders'esque. Too bad he'll be getting handoffs from Kafka.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on September 26, 2011, 01:45:15 PM
Alex Smith did absolutely nothing with the Niners offense for 3 quarters. ate five sacks and threw zero touchdowns. Ratings wise, he still ended up with the best QB play in the division and the first out-of-division road win for the NFC West, and, as well, the first road win for the NFC West.

The NFC West is so bad that the Niners really didn't have a chance at Luck. I thought the Seahawks were the kings of horrible this year, but Arizona just lost to them, so the division may even screw up Seattle's chance at Luck.



Arizona is pretty shitty but that was a fluke win yesterday for the Seahawks.  Kind of pissed me off that the Cards couldn't fucking close the deal even though they were given multiple chances in the end.  I still fimly believe my Hawks are the worst in the NFL as long as TJack is the QB.

Now all I need is KC and Indy to win a few games.  If we lose out on Luck by one or two games I'll fucking shoot myself.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Ganhyun on September 26, 2011, 03:45:04 PM
I got busy and forgot to go pick up a QB to replace Romo with.. Oh well, maybe he has an epic gutsy game and gets me 22 points to win.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Brehvolution on September 26, 2011, 03:53:12 PM
Do you guys really buy into this Luck guy? We've all seen scores of great college QB's amount to shit in the NFL.

niners can't pass, can't run. Every game is going to be ugly and if a team gets up by 10 then forget it. They can blow a lead, but they can't come back from being down.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: etiolate on September 26, 2011, 05:11:31 PM
Luck looks legit to me. He plays a pro system. He makes the throws. He knows how to use his Tight Ends, which is like the money connection for NFL QBs. He can run a bit, and he can throw while on the run. There's a lot of mobile QBs, but they can't always throw on the run well. Luck does. He doesn't have amazing arm strength, but he has enough arm strength.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 26, 2011, 06:51:33 PM
Luck seems like the real deal to me
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 26, 2011, 07:49:09 PM
LMAO @ Vick leaving the game with bruise on his non-throwing hand, then whining about the officials. Tony Romo is harder than you, nicca. I bet that ass got traded all up and down the cellblock.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 26, 2011, 08:04:45 PM
Vick is gonna be the catalyst for more pussification of the sport. Kill a bunch of dogs but complain when you get hit doing your job. Fucking man up.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 26, 2011, 08:30:39 PM
To be fair, Vick is getting murdered on every other play whether he stays in the pocket or not, throws in time or not, etc.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 26, 2011, 08:40:20 PM
To be fair, Vick is getting murdered on every other play whether he stays in the pocket or not, throws in time or not, etc.

I think its a mixture of his QB style and the Giants being monsters at pass rushing and reaching the Q just as the pass is thrown. I don't remember Cutler complaining about ref'ing when being sacked 9 times last year. Also Trent Dilfer had a good point about Vick being a player with the most flags in his favor regarding late hits and went on to show Eagles defensive players being just as aggressive against opposing QB's. I don't know, I'll say that that one hit with the Giant using his helmet could have definitely been called.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 26, 2011, 11:33:12 PM
Is Costa a Redskins plant? Good Lord.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 26, 2011, 11:39:01 PM
Time for Grossman to slang the Redskins to victory
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 26, 2011, 11:42:33 PM
Redskins? Gross, man.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 26, 2011, 11:43:54 PM
 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 26, 2011, 11:53:13 PM
I finally won a game this week! :rock
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 27, 2011, 12:09:56 AM
What are the chances of us slaughtering them?

-100%
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 27, 2011, 12:19:19 AM
I'm not too confident, honestly. The Cowboys aren't good, Romo is meh, BUT they'll be at home and what are the odds the Lions will win three away games in a row?

I have a feeling Ware is going to rip our o-line apart too, after what happened against Minny. Also Dallas has the best rush defense in the league  :-\
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Bloodwake on September 27, 2011, 02:48:35 PM
Kenny Britt  :'( :'( :'( :'(

I don't think I'm going to do as well in Fantasy Football this year.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 02, 2011, 01:33:58 PM
Great stop by the Lions
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 02, 2011, 02:37:51 PM
Cowboys have choked away leads before but this is looking like a better team manhandling some scrubs. Our secondary is getting devastated, the o line is getting destroyed for the second week in a row, and we have no run game
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 02, 2011, 02:40:06 PM
I started Detroit's defense and Jahved Best today.

They're looking extremely mortal.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 02, 2011, 02:45:45 PM
Best had that nice shovel pass play and a 19 yard run but that's it. Dallas had the second best rush defense so I kept Best on my bench.

I started Fitzpatrick over Matt Ryan bah.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 02, 2011, 02:48:10 PM
I've got Matt Ryan going in both leagues. I expect him to light up my Hawks.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 02, 2011, 03:20:15 PM
Tony Romo lololol
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 02, 2011, 03:42:32 PM
Megatron!
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 02, 2011, 03:47:15 PM
If the Lions come back and win this I will shit bricks
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: OptimoPeach on October 02, 2011, 04:13:21 PM
Well this is awesome. Romo :rofl
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 02, 2011, 04:17:08 PM
Tony Romo about to win us the game
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 02, 2011, 04:25:55 PM
 :lol :lol :lol

Still, I wish we ran the clock down there
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 02, 2011, 04:29:12 PM
Gotta cover Dez
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 02, 2011, 04:31:43 PM
 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: etiolate on October 02, 2011, 04:32:57 PM
Niners about to get them some espn highlights
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 02, 2011, 04:33:53 PM
Detroit is still for real! Defense got me 17 points!

Matt Ryan is ripping up the Hawks! :rock
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 02, 2011, 04:36:37 PM
Fuck why did I bench Ryan
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Bloodwake on October 02, 2011, 07:35:13 PM
Aaron Rodgers just won me a Fantasy Football game. I have no depth at WR and my RBs have flopped this year. Thank you A-Rod.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: tiesto on October 02, 2011, 08:21:30 PM
Amazing G-men comeback :rock
Too bad the Bills lost though...
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Brehvolution on October 02, 2011, 09:06:07 PM
49ers :hyper

Beanie Wells  >:(
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 02, 2011, 09:19:28 PM
lol beating maurice by 30 pts
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 02, 2011, 09:47:39 PM
That's what I get for not starting Ryan. Still, I've got a RB and WR tomorrow
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Groogrux on October 02, 2011, 10:01:29 PM
My only hope for a win this week is resting on a TE from Tampa Bay getting more than 11.5 points in a game against Indy...   :'(
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 03, 2011, 05:57:57 PM
http://deadspin.com/5845957/

shots fired
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mandark on October 03, 2011, 06:44:33 PM
Flacco and especially Sanchez are overrated fer sure, goddam am I tired of "Don't we geeks understand the sport better than the meatheads who actually participate" pieces, especially when they're as sloppy as they are self-congratulatory.

I blame Michael Lewis and Malcolm Gladwell.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 03, 2011, 06:53:06 PM
Flacco and especially Sanchez are overrated fer sure, goddam am I tired of "Don't we geeks understand the sport better than the meatheads who actually participate" pieces, especially when they're as sloppy as they are self-congratulatory.

Aren't you the guy who posts said articles in NBA threads :teehee

Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 04, 2011, 12:16:01 AM
Hey Triumph, go home and be a family man!

The Detroit Suhburbs    101.75
God Emperor Goodell    101.15
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 04, 2011, 12:36:47 AM
fucking of course i lose by .60

*shoots self*
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 04, 2011, 12:37:36 AM
Friend league: 2-2
Family league: 0-4

WTF.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Groogrux on October 04, 2011, 07:39:17 AM
This coming week looks like shit...
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 09, 2011, 01:01:33 PM
Alright, Fantasy-Borians... I need some advice.

Do I start Pierre Garcon (IND) or Mike Williams (TB)?
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Akala on October 09, 2011, 01:09:27 PM
noooooo. as soon as the game started I realized I forgot to swap around my team. badly. looks like the old guy will get a W. man, I am sucking this year.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 09, 2011, 02:14:25 PM
Eagles gettin' exposed :punch

Giants gettin' punked by the Seachickens  :'(
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 09, 2011, 02:20:09 PM
Who are these guys, and what they have done with my Seahawks?

Seriously, no one will give me some advice? Mike Williams or Pierre Garcon.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mandark on October 09, 2011, 02:25:24 PM
Erm, Garcon's game started 20 minutes before that post, so I hope you had him in already.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 09, 2011, 02:26:54 PM
Erm, Garcon's game started 20 minutes before that post, so I hope you had him in already.

He was in, I read the schedule wrong. He's got me 27 points already! :rock

I also picked up Hines Ward to fill in during a bye week, he's doing awesome with 11 points so far.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 09, 2011, 03:09:56 PM
Gahhhh I wish I picked up Hines Ward.  This is his best game in like two seasons.

More than that, the Steelers are absolutely raping the Titans, arguably one of the best teams in the AFC.  I am relieved; they look as good as when they won the super bowl a few years ago.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Groogrux on October 09, 2011, 04:02:47 PM
Did anybody catch that last play in the Bengals-Jaguars game?  It was a huge WTF free-for-all....
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 09, 2011, 04:05:54 PM
Christ, the Bengals are 3-2.  wtf
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: etiolate on October 09, 2011, 06:52:18 PM
Niners have engaged Harbaugh mode
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Groogrux on October 09, 2011, 07:04:08 PM
And my team just got stuck in the dirt...  :(
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 09, 2011, 07:04:23 PM
Alright, Fantasy-Borians... I need some advice.

Do I start Pierre Garcon (IND) or Mike Williams (TB)?

Dammit if I was home at the time I would have told you Garcon. I picked him up on Friday. He got me 27 points today
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 09, 2011, 07:20:17 PM
Alright, Fantasy-Borians... I need some advice.

Do I start Pierre Garcon (IND) or Mike Williams (TB)?

Dammit if I was home at the time I would have told you Garcon. I picked him up on Friday. He got me 27 points today

He was in by default, so I got really lucky. Williams only got 3 points.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 09, 2011, 07:27:32 PM
If Tebow pulls this miracle off...
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 09, 2011, 07:30:57 PM
And Tebow shows that he is mortal and young.

How about them Seahawks? What the fuck man? :lol
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 09, 2011, 07:31:50 PM
Oh man, Satan wins again :violin

Impressive poise from Tebow though.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: pilonv1 on October 09, 2011, 07:44:00 PM
Christ, the Bengals are 3-2.  wtf

WHO DEY
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 09, 2011, 07:56:17 PM
wtf Alex Smith slangin' successfully?
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 10, 2011, 12:03:21 AM
so yea, the Packers are pretty gud
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 10, 2011, 12:31:04 AM
Hopefully the Lions win tomorrow as well.  I can't wait for Packers/Lions
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Brehvolution on October 10, 2011, 09:12:38 AM
After church, I checked my lineup only to find both my RB's out with a bye. Flipped a coin on who to pick up, Deangelo Williams or Jonathen Stewart and pick Stewart.  :duh
Could have picked up Ryan Grant but didn't and this is why I lost. :piss
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 10, 2011, 10:51:30 PM
JAHVID! WOW!

I've got Best, Jason Hanson and the Detroit D going this week. :rock
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: etiolate on October 10, 2011, 11:30:58 PM
An Atlanta Fan? Triumph?
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 11, 2011, 12:19:27 AM
Just got back from Buffalo Wild Wings. 5-0 baby. Stafford started out shaky, as did the defense, but both rebounded nicely. The defense was especially impressive though. Not long ago a lot of those plays were missed tackles and stupid penalties. That beefed up LB core has completely changed the look of the defense.

Good to see Fairley get some playing time. He'll be scary once he gets some more experience, and gets healthier.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: etiolate on October 11, 2011, 12:21:17 AM
You ready for the Niners to crush Best.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
And Suh to crush Alex
[close]
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 11, 2011, 12:23:27 AM
I am genuinely happy for you, PD. Enjoy it!
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 11, 2011, 12:30:40 AM
An Atlanta Fan? Triumph?

ganhyun or whatever his name is

I'm GodEmperorGoodell
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 11, 2011, 12:31:53 AM
I don't know what to think about next week. On one hand, I'm not particularly worried about Alex Smith. On the other hand Gore is a beast, and the 49ers have an impressive rush defense and a great coach (I still wish he had gone to Michigan instead). The 49ers keep finding ways to win games, and they're tough.

I think the Lions will win considering it's a home game, but I'm not nearly as confident about this game as I was just a few weeks ago.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: etiolate on October 11, 2011, 03:08:17 AM
I don't know what to think about next week. On one hand, I'm not particularly worried about Alex Smith. On the other hand Gore is a beast, and the 49ers have an impressive rush defense and a great coach (I still wish he had gone to Michigan instead). The 49ers keep finding ways to win games, and they're tough.

I think the Lions will win considering it's a home game, but I'm not nearly as confident about this game as I was just a few weeks ago.

I kind of see it as a close game with the Lions pulling away at the end. The Niners look better each week, but they have succeeded based on defense and a +10 turnover advantage. Detroit isn't as mistake prone as some of the teams the Niners have faced. I think Josh Morgan being out is going to hurt them more than people think. Crabtree and Kyle Williams are both not in sync with the offense yet which means that they'll probably throw at Ginn Jr a lot if the tight ends are covered.

The Lions biggest advantage is that the Niners secondary is their weakest link in the D and I'm not sure they have someone to cover Megatron or Pettigrew.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 11, 2011, 03:19:00 AM
I'm pumped for the Lions. Would be sick if both Green Bay and the Lions stay undefeated for their matchup.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Brehvolution on October 11, 2011, 08:41:48 AM
I don't know what to think about next week. On one hand, I'm not particularly worried about Alex Smith. On the other hand Gore is a beast, and the 49ers have an impressive rush defense and a great coach (I still wish he had gone to Michigan instead). The 49ers keep finding ways to win games, and they're tough.

I think the Lions will win considering it's a home game, but I'm not nearly as confident about this game as I was just a few weeks ago.

I kind of see it as a close game with the Lions pulling away at the end. The Niners look better each week, but they have succeeded based on defense and a +10 turnover advantage. Detroit isn't as mistake prone as some of the teams the Niners have faced. I think Josh Morgan being out is going to hurt them more than people think. Crabtree and Kyle Williams are both not in sync with the offense yet which means that they'll probably throw at Ginn Jr a lot if the tight ends are covered.

The Lions biggest advantage is that the Niners secondary is their weakest link in the D and I'm not sure they have someone to cover Megatron or Pettigrew.
I agree with this. The only thing I have to add is that the Lions D line is probably the best in the league and the niner's O line has been shaky. I'm gonna say it will be the 49ers O line that wins or loses this game.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 16, 2011, 01:10:20 PM
Who thought 49ers - Lions would the marquee match of the week?

Go Jahvid! Go Lions D! Go Jason Hanson! :rock
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 16, 2011, 01:12:49 PM
I had to start Best today; LaGarrett Blout is injured. SF has the best run defense in the league  :(

Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 16, 2011, 01:16:10 PM
Best can do it, I have faith.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 16, 2011, 01:40:38 PM
Clearly touchdown hell yea
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 16, 2011, 03:41:11 PM
Huge interception, just what we needed. Stafford has to show up now
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: etiolate on October 16, 2011, 03:44:04 PM
I really don't know why the Niners even have Smith airing it out with the way Gore has been beasting.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 16, 2011, 03:56:12 PM
Good call but fuck the refs and that rule
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 16, 2011, 04:28:40 PM
I got a feeling Stafford turns the ball over here...
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 16, 2011, 04:34:18 PM
Grats Etoilet.

Stafford played horrible all game. I can't believe what I saw today; SF's defense is great but there's no excuse for bad drive after bad drive.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: etiolate on October 16, 2011, 04:45:53 PM
The Niners pass rush was getting there just before the deep throws could develop. Stafford was still off. It looked like he was waiting for something and then tossing some bailout throws. Aldon Smith had his second two sack game in a row.

Alex Smith was having a shit second half and then throws a dart for the TD on 4th and goal.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 16, 2011, 05:51:38 PM
I can't wait to see what new and interesting way Tony Romo blows this game, seeing as how it's close at halftime and all.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Just kidding, he's run out of NEW ways to blow games; there's only so many ways you can turn the ball over late in the 4th quarter after all
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Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 16, 2011, 05:58:27 PM
So glad I went with the Robert Meachem instead of Mike Williams... SMH

Meachem: 0 (IS HE EVEN PLAYING?!!?)
Williams: 6
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 16, 2011, 06:10:00 PM
Stafford looked scared of taking hits. He's seemed that way all season but got away with it for the most part, as the o-line held up in most of our games outside of the Vikings one. Not an encouraging sign.

Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 16, 2011, 06:40:37 PM
[youtube=560,345]Z2L4T3dZyVs[/youtube]
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 16, 2011, 07:11:38 PM
[youtube=560,345]Z2L4T3dZyVs[/youtube]

:lol
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 16, 2011, 07:16:20 PM
o hei guys lets forget how to play defense derp
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 16, 2011, 07:33:13 PM
The Cowgirls are one of those teams that gets super fluffer treatment from the media every offseason so it seems like ZOMG THIS IS THE YEAR! when in reality they're, you know, just not a very good football team.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 16, 2011, 07:35:50 PM
They won't do shit until Romo goes. The Cowboys defense is good, they've got offensive weapons...they just don't have a solid QB. If they were playing in a weaker division it wouldn't be as much of a problem, but you can't consistently beat the Giants and Philly with a mistake prone choker
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: pilonv1 on October 16, 2011, 08:17:30 PM
what a lame fight

WHO DEY 4-2 baby
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 16, 2011, 08:35:49 PM
I picked up Billy Cundiff on waivers this morning... 23 POINTS! I won my matchup this week thanks to him!
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Bloodwake on October 18, 2011, 11:17:37 AM
Hey folks, I'm willing to deal Flacco and/or Tebow for some WR/RB options. Contact me via PM if anyone has a reasonable trade.

Also. HOLY FUCK. Palmer to the Raiders?
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Groogrux on October 18, 2011, 02:22:07 PM
Saw that they're sending Palmer off this morning.  Actually shocked.  I thought their owner was way too much of a prick to let him go.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 18, 2011, 05:12:21 PM
Picked up Tebow for my backup QB behind Matt Ryan... should be interesting. Interesting could be good or bad, we'll see.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Bloodwake on October 19, 2011, 04:29:31 PM
Saw that they're sending Palmer off this morning.  Actually shocked.  I thought their owner was way too much of a prick to let him go.

And now he looks like a genius. He just got a first and second round pick for a QB that has never won a game in the postseason and hasn't been producing like he used to.

I was trashing the Bengals earlier this year but I may be eating crow before the end of the year. I thought the team would be 0-6 but they are 4-2 and they just made an amazing trade.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on October 20, 2011, 01:10:32 PM
The Dolphins sold 20K tickets for their upcoming game against Denver since the Broncos announced Tim Tebow as their starter.

smh
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: T234 on October 20, 2011, 01:51:38 PM
Lolphins :lol :lol
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 20, 2011, 02:41:40 PM
I picked up Tebow in one of my leagues. Kinda tempted to start him for shits and giggles.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 20, 2011, 04:33:56 PM
Injuries+bye week= :'(

My RBs suck good lordie
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 20, 2011, 04:56:03 PM
God fucking dammit I can't wait until Tebow has failed and is out of the NFL.  I hope he gets caught doing smack with a cheeseburger hooker just to top it off.  Fucking hate that guy and all of his mouthbreathing fucking mongloid fans.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Bloodwake on October 20, 2011, 08:52:17 PM
I think Tebow is going to tank, but he is playing against the Dolphins this week. That's probably not going to help him prove how shitty of a QB he is. Hell, I'd start him if my QB wasn't the best QB in the game this year.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Bloodwake on October 20, 2011, 08:56:27 PM
Injuries+bye week= :'(

My RBs suck good lordie

The only reason I'm winning is Rodgers. I am not stacked at WR OR RB. Gore is on a bye so I have James Starks (sub 10 point back) and Ryan Torain (sub 5 point back last week) running the ball for me. Britt is on IR, so even though I have Mike Wallace, DeSean Jackson has been inconsistent this year and all of my other options haven't been that great either.

Good thing I didn't draft Antonio Gates like I did last year. My TE has been one of my bright spots right up there with Rodgers. Here's hoping Tebow connects with Jesus for week 8 so that way I won't miss him on Rodgers' bye week.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 20, 2011, 09:07:07 PM
I think Tebow is going to tank, but he is playing against the Dolphins this week. That's probably not going to help him prove how shitty of a QB he is. Hell, I'd start him if my QB wasn't the best QB in the game this year.

Pardon me SIR, but I believe *I* have Cam Newton on my squad.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 21, 2011, 12:39:47 AM
Tebow is set up to fail. Denver's best playmaker was just traded, and their WR core doesn't have any playmakers - the type of players Tebow would need to look above average. Denver's run game has been inconsistent as well.

I still think he can be a QB in the NFLk in the right system. He's not going to be able to turn a bad or even average offense into anything.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 21, 2011, 01:19:16 AM
No, he's completely terrible.  I want Suh to rip his head off and shit down his throat.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Brehvolution on October 21, 2011, 10:56:59 AM
No, he's completely terrible.  I want Suh to rip his head off and shit down his throat.
.
Dude is popular cause he is a christian and people still think he's a virgin. He brags about being pro-life cause his mom didn't abort him.  :dizzy

Thanks Tebow's mom.  ::)
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 23, 2011, 02:12:04 AM
I'M STARTING TEBOW THIS WEEK INSTEAD OF MATT RYAN

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:teehee
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Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 23, 2011, 02:13:25 AM
I'M STARTING TEBOW THIS WEEK INSTEAD OF MATT RYAN

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:teehee
[close]

I hope your baby grows up to be a fundie.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 23, 2011, 02:23:37 AM
:lol

Orton was my backup QB, I needed someone.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 23, 2011, 03:11:34 PM
This Seahawks vs. Browns game is amazingly bad. :lol
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 23, 2011, 03:25:15 PM
Browns never fail to put on the most boring game of football  you'll ever see.  I'd rather watch NASCAR.

Whoever has Foster is BEASTING with points today.  240 total yards, 2 TDs.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 23, 2011, 03:39:27 PM
(http://gif.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/FORTE-JUKE.gif)

that is all.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 23, 2011, 04:08:06 PM
Another shaky game from Stafford so far.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 23, 2011, 04:09:20 PM
Tim Football Jesus Tebow.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 23, 2011, 04:10:07 PM
Tebow = 24 points going into overtime.  :o

I still can't believe I started him. :lol

This Seahawks vs. Browns game is amazingly bad. :lol

Yeah, it really is. We got hosed by the refs on Leon Washington's kick return TD, but it doesn't really matter since we've played liked shit.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 23, 2011, 04:12:00 PM
Wait, he really has 24 points?  What the fuck  :lol
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 23, 2011, 04:12:32 PM
Wait, he really has 24 points?  What the fuck  :lol

24 points in my ESPN league. :rock

13/27 161 passing. 2 TD passes.
8 rushes for 65 yards.
2 point conversion.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 23, 2011, 04:35:39 PM
Where's Triumph. Holy shit Tebow  :lol :lol :lol

I was moderately paying attention to the game and saw Tebow was playing horrible. Later after Gundam's post I figured his fantasy league had weird point rules or something, but upon checking the score....  :lol :bow

Another  bad game for the Lions. No excuse for that missed tackle that ended the game. Lions should have gotten the ball back with 1:10min left and a timeout, instead they choked. Again. I think we'll beat Denver next week unless Tebow is truly the son of God.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 23, 2011, 04:40:18 PM
I don't like Tebow or anything, but I needed a new QB to replace Orton and honestly, Tebow was the best person available.

He needs to learn how to play four quarters of football, and not just the last 5 minutes of the game.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 23, 2011, 04:53:05 PM
He's certainly fun to watch, you can't deny that.  He's unpredictable, and scurries around more than Big Ben.  Big Ben just happens to be better at pretty much everything.

His last two drives in that game were pretty great, regardless of the absolute duck he threw to get to the three yard line.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 23, 2011, 05:01:36 PM
We didn't get the game here in Seattle, and I haven't seen the highlights.

Speaking of Ben, I've got him going in my other league. 13 points. :rock
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 23, 2011, 05:04:10 PM
Yeah, christ I never get sick of seeing him and Wallace connect each week.  Wallace is incredible.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: OptimoPeach on October 23, 2011, 05:14:51 PM
Raiders falling apart ughhhhh
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 23, 2011, 11:57:18 PM
God fucking shitballs dammit fucking Tebow

Note to self, DO NOT WATCH FUCKING ESPN FOR LIKE A MONTH
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 24, 2011, 12:00:52 AM
Don't worry Triumph, the Lions will bring him back to earth next weekend
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 24, 2011, 12:11:55 AM
Yeah, I'll be using Ryan instead of Tebow next week.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 24, 2011, 10:31:03 PM
Have you seen tonights game?  I'm almost sure Drew will be benched.  He's been awful.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 24, 2011, 11:37:31 PM
Monday Night Football has sucked all year. No wonder the ratings are down compared to SNF, CBS games, etc
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 24, 2011, 11:53:10 PM
Ha I won.

Also, if the NFL wants MNF to be their flagship they should only concretely schedule the first 3 weeks, then let ESPN/NFL pick a game 2 weeks out the rest of the way.  Either that or stop scheduling fucking awful teams and just do what ESPN does with mlb and have every game either involve one of 3 teams.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 25, 2011, 12:12:22 AM
Flacco, stop targeting Boldin you fucktard!

I've got Boldin on my team. I was gonna win regardless, but I'll take the 11 points! :lol

Won in both of my leagues! :rock

This is the worst fucking game of all time. Can Gabbert throw a fucking pass? No way MJD should have gotten to 100 with a 3.8 average. Fuck Jacksonville, fuck Gabbert, and fuck every stupid receiver on that Jags team who couldn't even get open.  :maf :maf :maf

No. The worst fucking game of all time was yesterday in Cleveland.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 25, 2011, 12:29:06 AM
I'm glad you aren't in our league Gundam, you seem to have every big play player dammit  :lol
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 25, 2011, 12:31:56 AM
I'm glad you aren't in our league Gundam, you seem to have every big play player dammit  :lol

I'm in two leagues:

1. Yahoo league with my dad, father-in-law, wife's cousins, etc. -- Matt Ryan, LeSean McCoy, Big Ben, Greg Jennings, Jahvid Best, Detroit D are my big players. I'm now 3-4.
2. ESPN league with my friends. -- Matt Ryan, Greg Jennings, LeSean McCoy and Detroit D are my big players. I'm now 4-3.

Not even close to having all the big players. The rest of my guys (Jonathan Stewart, Shiancoe, Mike Williams TB, Aaron Hernandez, Boldin, Hines Ward, etc.) manage to string it together.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 25, 2011, 01:29:07 AM
I'm now 3-4, comeback in progress bitches
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 25, 2011, 09:10:20 PM
stolen from the gaf thread


Reeves Wiedeman, The New Yorker: "That ball hobbled down the field like a drunken pigeon. It hit the barn as if by accident, and one TV analyst suggested-in jest, I think-that the wobbly throw had been intentional on Tebow's part, slowing down just enough for Fells to dive under it. He ran in a two-point conversion to tie the game, unwittingly suggesting that running back might be a more natural position. Regardless, another Tebow miracle was complete."

Woody Paige, Denver Post: "For almost 57 minutes Sunday, Tebow and the Broncos played like goats, in danger of being humiliated by the worst team in the NFL and being shut out for the first time in 19 years. In the next three minutes, the quarterback and his mates looked like G.O.A.T.'s - Greatest of All Time".

Mark Kiszla, Denver Post:
"The ancient poets called it deus ex machina. The Broncos call it the miracle of Tebow".

Michael Roberts, Denver Westword: "The subject of Divine Intervention first popped into my head following Tebow's initial throw -- a short pass that absolutely, positively should have been transformed by Miami into a pick six. Somehow, though, the toss escaped the grasp of a Dolphins defender and fell harmlessly to the turf. Why? How? Earthly reasoning failed me."


:rofl
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 25, 2011, 09:38:22 PM
 :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :fbm :fbm :fbm :fbm :fbm :fbm :fbm :fbm :fbm :usacry :usacry :usacry :usacry :usacry :usacry :usacry :usacry :usacry :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Bloodwake on October 26, 2011, 06:00:46 PM
Well, Flacco sucked a big dick on Monday Night Football. Looks like I'm starting Tebow this week.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: OptimoPeach on October 26, 2011, 06:38:27 PM
^Quite a tandem you have there :rofl
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: OptimoPeach on October 27, 2011, 07:17:14 PM
[youtube=560,345]q1XKF-_TgJY[/youtube]
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 27, 2011, 07:57:59 PM
:rofl
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Stoney Mason on October 30, 2011, 06:36:35 PM
Tebow

 :lol
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 30, 2011, 07:00:24 PM
Tebow

 :lol

Still got 8 minutes left, plenty of time for a MIRACLE. :smug
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 30, 2011, 07:46:40 PM
Tim Tebow
18-39
172 yards
4.4 yards per completion
1 TD
1 INT (for a 100 yard touchdown)
3 Fumbles (one for a touchdown)

56.6 Passer Rating


Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: etiolate on October 30, 2011, 08:16:51 PM
Niners win. Should have put the game away by half. Browns D is supposed to be good, but they were picking it apart early on.

Niners also take out another starting RB for the other team. That's four or five times this season.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Himu on October 30, 2011, 09:11:29 PM
TEXANS
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 30, 2011, 09:12:13 PM
Dunno why I keep picking Dallas to win big games in my pick'em league. Jesus, Romo lol
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 30, 2011, 09:13:55 PM
Dunno why I keep picking Dallas to win big games in my pick'em league. Jesus, Romo lol

Not exactly Romo's fault that Bennet handed the ball to one of the Eagle's defenders. Or that the defense has mysteriously been replaced by high school players.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 30, 2011, 11:12:46 PM
Yahoo league:
Big Ben 33 points
Detroit D 31 points
LeSean McCoy 39 points and counting
Me: 143 Father in law: 95

:rock

ESPN league:
Tebow 13 points :lol
Detroit D 28 points
LeSean McCoy 31 points and counting
Me: 128 Dude who is undefeated: 106

I started Tebow (Ryan had a bye, no other options) and I still win! :rock
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 30, 2011, 11:43:33 PM
McCoy :bow

33 points in our yahoo league
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 30, 2011, 11:48:25 PM
33 points in my ESPN league and 41 points in my Yahoo league.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 31, 2011, 12:14:54 AM
One of the SNF analysts mentioned the Lions blitzed Tebow on nearly 60% of his drop back plays. I think he could be an NFL QB, but he's clearly not there yet. That bullshit he pulled against Miami won't work against a team with a good defense. He managed a few runs against the Lions, but overall the defensive line stuffed him constantly, prevented him from getting yards when he needed them, and sacked him multiple times.

Also, enough of this Tebowing shit. Denard Robinson has been doing that for two years
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_xePqfTAi8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1s1dqyKgBWk
:bow
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Groogrux on October 31, 2011, 07:20:24 AM
And now, unless San Diego's defense can pull off at least 24 points in tonight's game against the Chiefs, I still lose to Nick with fucking Tebow.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Brehvolution on October 31, 2011, 10:08:20 AM
Drew Brees couldn't handle the mighty Rams D.  ::)
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 31, 2011, 12:09:01 PM
And now, unless San Diego's defense can pull off at least 24 points in tonight's game against the Chiefs, I still lose to Nick with fucking Tebow.

Rivers needs to get 51 points or I beat my father-in-law. :rock
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Robo on October 31, 2011, 01:54:42 PM
(http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2011/1031/grant_e_tebow19_576.jpg)

David Jacoby: "What do you think of Tim Tebow?"
Melody: "Of what?"
Jacoby: "You have no idea who Tim Tebow is?"
Melody: "No."
Jacoby: "You are wearing a Mecklenburg jersey?"
Melody: "I don't know who Tim Tebow is, and I am wearing a Mecklenburg jersey."

 :heart
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 31, 2011, 04:17:33 PM
My yahoo league is pretty shit.  Not to mention the Steeler fan in me doesn't really have a problem with my starting QB getting only 19 points (Tom Brady.)
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Groogrux on October 31, 2011, 10:48:10 PM
(http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2011/1031/grant_e_tebow19_576.jpg)

David Jacoby: "What do you think of Tim Tebow?"
Melody: "Of what?"
Jacoby: "You have no idea who Tim Tebow is?"
Melody: "No."
Jacoby: "You are wearing a Mecklenburg jersey?"
Melody: "I don't know who Tim Tebow is, and I am wearing a Mecklenburg jersey."

 :heart

HOT
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Brehvolution on November 01, 2011, 08:33:45 AM
A comedian on the radio this morning said that Denver lost because, historically speaking, Christian haven't fared well against Lions.
He also wondered if he was waiting til marriage before he scored in the NFL too.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 01, 2011, 12:21:04 PM
 :lol

The national response to the Lions clowning on Tebow has been hilarious. The Lions were not mocking god or Christianity, they were mocking Tebow. When "Tebowing" became a pose/meme like planking and owling it also became vulnerable to mockery and imitation. Plain and simple.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBA-YKR7c1Y
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Himu on November 06, 2011, 04:31:17 PM
THE TEXANS :bow
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 06, 2011, 05:29:42 PM
you played the browns  :lol
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 06, 2011, 05:42:32 PM
Where can I find a stream of Broncos v Raiders?  I don't watch much NFL but it'd be kinda fun to see two of the worst QBs going at it.  Also, my best friend is hanging out here right now and he's a huge Raiders fan. 
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 06, 2011, 05:48:58 PM
I tried to find a stream earlier today and couldn't. 6-16, 48 yards for Tebow lol.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Himu on November 06, 2011, 05:51:22 PM
you played the browns  :lol

6-3 :smug
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 06, 2011, 07:17:38 PM
Tebow about to win a clutch game again oh shit
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 06, 2011, 07:33:08 PM
Amazing 4th quarter in the Giants-Pats game
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 06, 2011, 07:49:46 PM
Eli IS clutch!... When he isn't throwing from his back foot. That aside, I'll fucking take this win, wrap it around my dick and wear it till next week.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 06, 2011, 08:13:02 PM
Tebow about to win a clutch game again oh shit

Holy crap Tebow. :lol

I made the right move starting Matt Ryan (30 points vs. 25 points), but man, Tebow is trolling everyone with his off-and-on performances. :lol
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: OptimoPeach on November 06, 2011, 08:14:27 PM
Fucking Tebowed for the second year in a row

I feel sick
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 06, 2011, 11:34:26 PM
Have you accepted Billy Cundiff as your lord and savior?

Holy crap, that kicker has saved my ass three times this season.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 06, 2011, 11:46:44 PM
Flacco went Super Saiyan
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 06, 2011, 11:48:45 PM
Flacco went Super Saiyan Level 4

That's more like it. WOW!
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 06, 2011, 11:50:34 PM
Thank you Anquan Boldin for catching JUST ENOUGH passes to get my team the W this week.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 06, 2011, 11:51:32 PM
dayum

Also I really need to re-organize my team. Peyton Manning's injury is still fucking me over; I've got Reggie Wayne and Pierre Garcon, and neither are producing. I'm picking up Antonio Brown for next weekend, he had a huge game tonight for the Steelers.

I'm gonna lose unless LeSean McCoy goes super beast mode tomorrow night
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 06, 2011, 11:55:27 PM
dayum

Also I really need to re-organize my team. Peyton Manning's injury is still fucking me over; I've got Reggie Wayne and Pierre Garcon, and neither are producing. I'm picking up Antonio Brown for next weekend, he had a huge game tonight for the Steelers.

I'm gonna lose unless LeSean McCoy goes super beast mode tomorrow night

IT WILL HAPPEN. I need McCoy to get me 20 points in my Yahoo league and I'll win.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Bloodwake on November 07, 2011, 09:45:41 PM
I'm about to take sole possession of first place in the league! Wow, I should draft QB first more often.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 07, 2011, 10:41:49 PM
Celek and McCoy are getting it done for me. :rock
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 07, 2011, 10:54:29 PM
Thank you based LeSean!
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 07, 2011, 10:57:14 PM
LeSean McCoy!
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 08, 2011, 12:11:13 AM
Came up short by 3 points in one but ended up winning the other one by 23.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 08, 2011, 12:26:42 AM
Bah, lost by 20 points.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 08, 2011, 01:31:58 AM
After starting out 0-4, my team of crazed donkey rapists have won their last 5 in a row.  Fuck, I even won on Cam's bye week.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Bloodwake on November 08, 2011, 11:55:28 AM
Are you 11 Doctors? I basically conceded the game to you this week. We'll meet again in the playoffs.

:)

My team is getting stronger. And Aaron Rodgers keeps scoring like 35 points a game all by himself. It should be very interesting how the playoffs turn out.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 13, 2011, 02:49:21 PM
Tebow is 0-5 passing at the half  :lol
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 13, 2011, 04:31:51 PM
Lions imploding
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 13, 2011, 04:34:28 PM
Ugh fucking shit, now I have to listen to Skip Bayless explain for the next week that completing 2 passes is acceptable because the fucking Broncos won somehow.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 13, 2011, 04:38:59 PM
2 fumbles, 3 penalties in less than 9 minutes. Lions look completely unprepared coming off the bye week
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 13, 2011, 04:52:49 PM
Romo's such a terrible quarterback, I wish the Cowboys would just cut him and start over. :smug
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 13, 2011, 07:35:13 PM
This is it, BrandNew.  TOM BRADY VS. ADRIAN PETERSON.

...I'm gonna get stomped.  :'(
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 13, 2011, 07:50:35 PM
How the hell did we beat Baltimore today? We've defeated the Giants and the Ravens, but lost to the Browns. :lol

I'm having an incredibly shitty week in both of my leagues.  :'(
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 14, 2011, 05:09:36 AM
(http://gifninja.com/animatedgifs/409050/rayrayjuke.gif)
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 14, 2011, 05:17:26 AM
Nooooooo Ray-Ray, don't stab your own teammate!
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Brehvolution on November 14, 2011, 11:33:02 AM
After being pretty skeptical about the 49ers success, the Giants game really me me a believer in this team. Go Niners!!!!
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 14, 2011, 10:51:55 PM
Suck it Creepy Old Guy
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 14, 2011, 10:54:51 PM
Suck it Creepy Old Guy

I'm only like 2.5 points behind you and there's still a quarter to go...

Just wish Peterson caught more fucking passes.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 14, 2011, 11:54:10 PM
Anybody want a RB?  I have Fred Jackson or MJD available for a good receiver.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 15, 2011, 12:07:31 AM
Anybody want a RB?  I have Fred Jackson or MJD available for a good receiver.

MJD for Pierre Garcon and Reggie Wayne?
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 15, 2011, 12:09:35 AM
I said good receiver, you fucking simpleton.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 15, 2011, 12:10:23 AM
dammit
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: etiolate on November 15, 2011, 12:11:48 AM
I don't have a fantasy team, but I can get you Terrell Owens.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 15, 2011, 12:12:17 AM
I mean, they'd be good if Peyton didn't have neck-AIDS but he totally does so no way
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 15, 2011, 11:48:10 AM
for Triumph
https://twitter.com/RealSkipBayless/status/135850244536668161
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Bloodwake on November 15, 2011, 05:11:26 PM
Skip Bayless is a moron.

Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: pilonv1 on November 17, 2011, 11:43:34 PM
#TebowGod
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: etiolate on November 17, 2011, 11:46:25 PM
Blitzing Tebow and going man coverage is surely a safe strategy.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 17, 2011, 11:46:57 PM
Tim Tebow. NFL QB. Winner of games.

this can't be life

(http://tinyurl.com/8x7rjx3)
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 18, 2011, 12:12:00 AM
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 18, 2011, 12:26:54 AM
Tebow is riduculous.  It's impossible to explain how the Broncos keep winning with a guy that throws worse than people at the park.  Guy must have been born with extraordainary luck. 
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 18, 2011, 01:01:53 AM
Tebow is not a good quarterback. He's a lucky kid that's loved by Jesus and knows how to play football during the last five minutes of a game.

 :dizzy
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 18, 2011, 01:36:55 AM
Gotta say I'm really surprised at how much the Jets and Eagles are struggling. It's hard to think Rex could get fired after this season but the timer has probably started. I'm not sure the Jets can win with Sanchize.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: etiolate on November 18, 2011, 01:44:40 AM
I think the Eagles lack some veteran leadership, especially on defense. That and Reid's fatal flaws. The Jets just don't have a working offensive strategy. If Alex Smith can play winning ball then I'm sure Sanchez can.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 18, 2011, 03:38:01 AM
eh, the 49ers play in a pretty bad division, they can get away with it (for now). Initially Sanchize was getting bailed out for a good run game and a great defense. The run game has collapsed and the defense has struggled all year; conversely the 49ers have a great running game and a good defense (best run defense in league iirc).

It seems like Sanchize has stalled as a QB, imo
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 18, 2011, 03:40:09 AM
Fuck my life.  WHEN WILL YOU TAKE YOUR SHITTY CHILD HOME, GOD?  I'LL EVEN GO TO CHURCH, JUST DOOOOOOO IT
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: etiolate on November 18, 2011, 06:11:53 AM
eh, the 49ers play in a pretty bad division, they can get away with it (for now). Initially Sanchize was getting bailed out for a good run game and a great defense. The run game has collapsed and the defense has struggled all year; conversely the 49ers have a great running game and a good defense (best run defense in league iirc).

It seems like Sanchize has stalled as a QB, imo

PD

I am disappoint

The Niners haven't played their division since week 1.

The Jets do need a run game if they aren't going to totally open it up or at least supplement it with quick throws and screens.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 18, 2011, 09:13:41 AM
Football Jesus performs another miracle. Where's your lack of God now, atheists? :bow2
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Brehvolution on November 18, 2011, 09:19:49 AM
Sanchez will be a backup in Jacksonville in 2 years. Whereas Tebow will be wearing 2 rings.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:rofl
[close]
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 18, 2011, 09:28:32 AM
the jets offense is just fucking pitiful
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 18, 2011, 10:15:28 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/isKTc.png)

:rofl
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 18, 2011, 12:44:57 PM
If Tim Tebow is going to be a good NFL qb, I'm just going to stop watching the NFL.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Tucah on November 18, 2011, 06:45:01 PM
Goddamn this season makes me hate that I'm a Jets fan. Fuck Sanchez.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 18, 2011, 07:00:27 PM
eh, the 49ers play in a pretty bad division, they can get away with it (for now). Initially Sanchize was getting bailed out for a good run game and a great defense. The run game has collapsed and the defense has struggled all year; conversely the 49ers have a great running game and a good defense (best run defense in league iirc).

It seems like Sanchize has stalled as a QB, imo

PD

I am disappoint

The Niners haven't played their division since week 1.

The Jets do need a run game if they aren't going to totally open it up or at least supplement it with quick throws and screens.
wtf how is that possible  ???
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 18, 2011, 07:24:48 PM
The Steelers hadn't played anyone other than the Ravens in their division until...playing the Ravens again on Sunday night.

Ravens week 1 to ravens week 9.

They have to play the Bengals again in three weeks, and then Browns twice in the remaining weeks of the season.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 20, 2011, 01:57:54 PM
Lions have completely imploded in the second half of this season
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 20, 2011, 02:14:07 PM
I knew there was a reason that I didn't start the Lions D today.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 20, 2011, 02:38:25 PM
Yea Smith looks great, fully recovered.

Our defense looks bad, again. Yes the Panthers seem to have a good o line but this is ridiculous
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 20, 2011, 02:40:12 PM
Cowboy's defense making Grossman look like a Pro Bowl quarterback out there. smh
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 20, 2011, 03:18:08 PM
Lions are up again.  You guys shouldn't give up on them!
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 20, 2011, 03:36:43 PM
They're up, the D has still given up 27 fucking points. :lol

Do you guys use ESPN Fantasy Football? The scoring system is fuckered today. It keeps resetting itself and forgetting what the scores are. I have no idea how I'm doing.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 20, 2011, 03:40:17 PM
yeah I noticed that too.  Hopefully they fix it.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 20, 2011, 03:49:15 PM
Kevin Smith is beasting!

I'm scared the defense will still choke this away though. Cam is a big play machine
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 20, 2011, 03:55:06 PM
Yup...
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 20, 2011, 03:55:33 PM
Double post
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Polyh3dron on November 20, 2011, 04:06:23 PM
DAGGER

Still undefeated.  Go pack.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 20, 2011, 04:14:37 PM
Another great Lions comeback. That being said, the defense is a major concern; you can't beat good teams allowing multiple huge plays. Rogers is going to dice us like turkey on Thanksgiving

Amazing game by Smith, and what a great story. He has defininity earned the spot as our number one RB with Best out
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 20, 2011, 04:15:14 PM
Lions D got -1 point in ESPN but 12 points in Yahoo. WTF?!?
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 20, 2011, 04:58:56 PM
ESPN are a bunch of dickbag assdicks.

Green Bay D in ESPN = 1
Green Bay D in Yahoo = 12
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 20, 2011, 05:05:25 PM
I don't understand how they could calculate the Lions D at -1. 4 INTs and 2 sacks?
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 20, 2011, 08:43:04 PM
Vince Young about to show us why he just wins football games
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 20, 2011, 09:09:07 PM
        C/ATT  YDS AVG   TD   INT   NFL RATING
V. Young   4/8   26   3.3   0   1   17.7

                C/ATT YDS AVG    TD   INT   NFL RATING
E. Manning 1/7     18    2.6     0   1   0.0

:rofl
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 20, 2011, 09:39:26 PM
I just noticed that Indy isn't playing this week, and then realized that they haven't been all year anyway.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 20, 2011, 11:25:40 PM
Cutler out for season
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/11/20/jay-cutler-expected-to-miss-6-8-weeks/related/

Ouch. He's been having a quietly good season, hate to see this happen. Of course as a Lions fan this makes it more likely we get the wildcard and make the playoffs, but I'd never wish injury on anyone. Sucks
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 20, 2011, 11:31:57 PM
Eli Manning  :lol
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 21, 2011, 12:19:58 AM
Cutler out for season
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/11/20/jay-cutler-expected-to-miss-6-8-weeks/related/

Ouch. He's been having a quietly good season, hate to see this happen. Of course as a Lions fan this makes it more likely we get the wildcard and make the playoffs, but I'd never wish injury on anyone. Sucks

This sucks.  The Bears were having a good season, and now it's even MORE on the shoulders of Matt Forte.  Who's their back up anyway?
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Groogrux on November 21, 2011, 12:27:22 AM
I'm a little pissed off at the Yahoo scoring system right now.  Matt Forte got 10.30 points and he basically kept the Bears alive during today's game.  Dan Bailey got 9.00 points and he WON the fucking game for the Cowboys today.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 21, 2011, 12:46:13 AM
So, at this stage, what do you guys thing the playoffs are gonna look like?

My prediction (from first seed to last seed), with each line being the remaining teams left after each playoff matchup:

AFC -- Pittsburgh, New England, Houston, Oakland, Baltimore, New York
------- Pittsburgh, New England, Houston, Baltimore
------- Pittsburgh, Baltimore
------- Pittsburgh

NFC -- Green Bay, San Francisco, New Orleans, New York, Detroit, Atlanta
------- Green Bay, San Francisco, New Orleans, Detroit
------- Green Bay, New Orleans
------- Green Bay

So, Pittsburgh at Green Bay Super Bowl.  Sorry, I just really want this to happen hahah
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 21, 2011, 02:36:03 AM
Eli Manning  :lol

I want to fucking SHIT IN HIS MOUTH while he gives me that fucking dopey vacant look

Giants fan credo: Live by the Eli, Die by the Eli
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Shadow Mod on November 21, 2011, 04:24:42 AM
Fuck yeah go Niners.  :P
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Brehvolution on November 21, 2011, 11:05:07 AM
Fuck yeah go Niners.  :P
We are going to get along just fine.  :-*

1st half the niners offense was awful. It should have been 22-0 at the half not 9-0. Good thing the defense is full on beast. :rock
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 21, 2011, 11:35:32 AM
I don't understand how they could calculate the Lions D at -1. 4 INTs and 2 sacks?

A big factor is how many points you give up.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 21, 2011, 12:10:09 PM
True. I played against the Lions defense this week and they got 5 points (yahoo)
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Shadow Mod on November 21, 2011, 12:33:07 PM
Fuck yeah go Niners.  :P
We are going to get along just fine.  :-*

1st half the niners offense was awful. It should have been 22-0 at the half not 9-0. Good thing the defense is full on beast. :rock

They seem to fall into that pattern though. Feel teams out in the 1st, ream them in the second. Except some teams that are so shit they just ream them the whole game. lol Bucs.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 22, 2011, 01:45:21 PM
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/7269318/denver-broncos-tim-tebow-responds-john-elway-jake-plummer-remarks

Holy shit this guy loves the spotlight. I've never seen a player so willing to discuss team business/drama with the media
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 22, 2011, 02:26:28 PM
I'm still waiting for him to turn water into coors light.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Shadow Mod on November 23, 2011, 07:55:30 PM
I'm still waiting for him to turn water into coors light.

lol.

So pumped for Niners/Ravens game. Whoever scheduled the battle of the coaching bros for Thanksgiving was a god damned genius.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: etiolate on November 23, 2011, 09:05:14 PM
I don't know how I'm going to escape thanksgiving dinner to watch the game. Wish it wasn't on NFL network or otherwise I'd just turn on the TV at my family's house.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Groogrux on November 24, 2011, 10:34:47 AM
So at this point, my season is pretty fucked in FF.  I didn't see how, but Matt Schaub somehow managed to injure himself on his bye week and he's out for the rest of the season.  I picked up Andy Dalton because who gives a fuck who I've got?  I'm getting my favorite team's QB!
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 24, 2011, 10:38:31 AM
You think you've got it bad?  Fred Jackson is done for the year and Adrian Peterson might be, which leaves me with the fearsome rb tandem of MJD and Cedric Benson.  DO NOT WANT.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 24, 2011, 01:22:06 PM
Happy Football Day everyone!
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 24, 2011, 02:32:41 PM
Suh :lol
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: etiolate on November 24, 2011, 02:39:27 PM
I wish I could hear his bullshit explanation :lol

"He was trapping my hand with his helmet and then he wouldn't let my cleats go!"
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: etiolate on November 24, 2011, 03:48:39 PM
suh embarrassing
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 25, 2011, 01:09:14 AM
Suh is out of control, period. Any Lions fan who continues to make excuses for him needs to gtfo. He cost us those first two TDs with a stupid facemask on third down and that stomping/kicking shit. Did you guys see his press conference after the game? Detroit stations played parts of it all afternoon/night. That was pure Clintonian spin, or Kwame Kilpatrick-style bullshit for the locals. The Us vs Them card doesn't work when you pull shit like that. Trust me, I was ready to shit all on the refs due to some of those shitty calls, like that RIDICULOUS roughing the passer call on Bosh, mere minutes after they didn't do shit when the same thing happened to Stafford. But there's no way I'm going to bitch about refs when someone plays as stupid and reckless as Suh.

I honestly thought we had a shot at this game. The DL was putting pressure on Rogers, and we were running all over their fucking defense (sucks Kevin Smith got hurt btw, thank god it's just a sprain). Suh completely took us out the game. I'm not saying we would win if he didn't fuck up, but you rarely see a guy essentially be responsible for 14 fucking points of the other team.

7-4. Suh is most likely going to get suspended, possibly for more than one game. So we'll be facing the SAINTS without a major part of our defense. Good luck with that; might as well make us 7-5 right now. After that the only bad team we play will be the Vikings, and considering Suh probably won't be in the game we could lose that.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 27, 2011, 12:11:44 AM
For Triumph:
http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-network-gameday/09000d5d8247758d/GameDay-Morning-The-Tebow-Offense?module=HP11_cp
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 27, 2011, 12:30:30 PM
Sounds like Suh is gonna get 2+ games.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 27, 2011, 01:00:25 PM
Suh really showing his youthful immaturity. Too bad.

So happy that football is about to start.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 27, 2011, 01:23:56 PM
As a Lions fan I would honestly have no problem with him being suspended for the rest of the season; he's completely out of control, and there's little doubt he'll come back from a 2 game suspension and continue to get big penalties. The actions on the field embarrassed me as a fan, and his press conference after the game made me lose all respect for him on the field; everyone agrees he's a nice, well spoken guy off the field.

And this is all after his meeting with Godell. Interestingly no local reporters/radio personalities have managed to get any decent information on the meeting, or what was said; we know he brought video evidence to go over with Godell but that's it. Which makes the entire thing seem like a dumb PR move.

We're going to look bad at this and say Suh cost the Lions the wildcard, no doubt in my mind.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 27, 2011, 03:44:00 PM
C'mon Colts, you're making it a little too obvious you're tanking the season.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 27, 2011, 05:12:54 PM
I'm probably tempting fate, but Tebow looks mortal. Welcome to reality.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 27, 2011, 05:17:00 PM
Just wait for the final five minutes of the 4th quarter
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 27, 2011, 05:45:22 PM
Tebow got a touchdown in the first half of a football game? The rapture must be soon.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 27, 2011, 06:58:32 PM
Red Bryant is a kick blocking machine!
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 27, 2011, 07:14:58 PM
It's Tebow Time.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 27, 2011, 07:17:48 PM
God, you must you forsake us?
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 27, 2011, 07:43:11 PM
IT'S TEBOW TIME
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 27, 2011, 07:47:13 PM
tebow time AGAIN  :lol
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: pilonv1 on November 27, 2011, 07:57:17 PM
#TebowGod
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 27, 2011, 07:58:07 PM
I'm probably tempting fate, but Tebow looks mortal. Welcome to reality.

THANKS A LOT, ASSHOLE
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 27, 2011, 08:01:41 PM
Jesus voted Coach of the Year; John Elway retroactively voted out of the Hall of Fame.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 27, 2011, 08:24:47 PM
Tebow didn't win. The kicker did.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 27, 2011, 08:27:32 PM
Tebow makes his team better, Gundam. Haven't you been following the Tebow storyline?
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 27, 2011, 08:28:30 PM
Fuck Tebow.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 27, 2011, 08:35:13 PM
(http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/804962/tebow1.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/2sUEE.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/xyg9X.gif)
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 27, 2011, 08:51:12 PM
:lol

Actually, let him keep winning. I want to see him humiliated in the playoffs.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on November 27, 2011, 08:57:14 PM
(http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/804962/tebow1.gif)

can't stop laughing
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: etiolate on November 27, 2011, 09:32:44 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfHKs7HLUoc
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 27, 2011, 09:34:26 PM
The legend of Tebow continues. John Elway has to be pissed  :lol
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 28, 2011, 01:22:52 AM
https://twitter.com/benmaller/status/140937368046809088

fuck
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 28, 2011, 01:45:35 AM
thats kind of a poon way to go out for peyton if true.  at least play one more season, have a decent season with Luck learning from the very best, and then gracefully bow out.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 28, 2011, 06:13:47 AM
I wanted him to keep playing just to break all of Favre's records. Except for the career interceptions one.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 28, 2011, 11:49:22 AM
Hooray for neck-AIDS!
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 28, 2011, 11:52:30 AM
Also, worried that 43 points isn't enough of a lead agains Breesus.  I do have Nicks going but he's got Breesus and the NYG TE.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Brehvolution on November 28, 2011, 01:21:49 PM
I'll probably get 42 points.  :P
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 28, 2011, 05:35:56 PM
Plus the defense wasn't on the field all day, which is what is happening now with the offense constantly 3-and-outing. I don't think the Colts would be great this year with him, but they'd at least be in the playoff hunt.

I hope he can at least come back for a couple seasons before passing the mantle to Luck, or whoever they draft
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 28, 2011, 07:20:24 PM
I wanted him to keep playing just to break all of Favre's records. Except for the career interceptions one.

Yeah another overhyped by the media whiteboy getting headlines over everyone else  ::)

It is only a matter of time till a black QB just comes in, murders records and becomes the greatest QB of all time. :bow Black people :bow2

...Warren Moon?
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 28, 2011, 07:37:22 PM
Cam Newton
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 28, 2011, 07:38:38 PM
Vince Young
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 28, 2011, 07:44:23 PM
Tarvaris Jackson
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 28, 2011, 08:18:30 PM
JaMarcus Russ

Ok I couldn't even finish typing that
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 28, 2011, 10:05:44 PM
Breesus  :-\
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 28, 2011, 10:13:43 PM
:bow Steve McNair :bow2

He got shot by some crazy bitch, right?
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 28, 2011, 11:05:49 PM
JESUS FUCKING SHIT CAN SOMEONE PUT BREESUS UP ON A CRUCIFIX OR SOMETHING
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 28, 2011, 11:21:34 PM
Fucking Breesus killing my NY defense omg

thank god Cruz scored. if only the defense could show up GOD DAMMIT
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 29, 2011, 12:01:12 AM
The Detroit Suhburbs    131.10
Boston Bachmanns    133.40

FUCK

My defense (fucking Giants) got -4 points, lost me the game. Unless Yahoo adjusts the numbers or something
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 29, 2011, 12:04:06 AM
FUCK YES I SURVIVED BREESUS
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 29, 2011, 12:35:38 AM
Skip Bayless said that he'd take Tebow over Rodgers in the last 2 mins of a game.  :lol

He basically uses the same logic that he does in justifying Lebron not being a top 5 player. 
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 29, 2011, 01:03:54 AM
Skip Bayless said that he'd take Tebow over Rodgers in the last 2 mins of a game.  :lol

He basically uses the same logic that he does in justifying Lebron not being a top 5 player.

I've accepted that Bayless is employing the good cop/bad cop gimmick typically seen in sports media. One announcer/analyst/personality/etc takes a relatively sane position, the other takes an utterly ridiculous position: it creates intense debate among listeners. I understand that Bayless likes Tebow, but there's no way any sane, credible Person Who Watches Football would take him over Aaron Rogers at any stage of any game.

His LeBron hate is more defendable than this  :lol
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Narag on November 29, 2011, 12:08:12 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvM3uNCvOgA
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Tucah on November 29, 2011, 12:17:17 PM
Thank god for the Giants defense so I could win that game.

^ And that's awesome  :lol
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 29, 2011, 12:17:55 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvM3uNCvOgA

:rofl
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 29, 2011, 01:43:29 PM
It's understandable. The team has taken on quite a negative persona lately as penalties and straight up dumb shit has occurred. From Suh's behavior to Schrartz trying to fight other coaches. I like the fact that the team plays hard on defense, but things have gone too far - to the point where we're killing our chances at success.

Like I said, I didn't think Suh was a "dirty" player until Thursday. Anyone who watches college football knows Suh was doing similar stuff at Nebraska and no one gave a shit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naqxF7TlQWc
Can't do that in the NFL though, because QBs are sacred.

Same with that Cutler "punch" bullshit call. And while much of Suh's reputation is due to the NFL attempting to weaken defensive play, he has had other plays that can't be defended, like the constant facemasks/decapitations and this stomp. That shit has hurt our team, and can't be tolerated.

Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Akala on November 29, 2011, 07:56:53 PM
streak ended :(

bad choice on WR...the one that sat ended up playing and vv. suck for luck, back in effect!
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 29, 2011, 08:38:35 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvM3uNCvOgA

:lol at the ending.  If that was played on TV here, it would cause more outrage over racism than Suh's stomp. 
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 01, 2011, 09:13:17 PM
Beast Mode putting on a clinic tonight in the Emerald City. :rock
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 01, 2011, 09:18:52 PM
Dream Team
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 01, 2011, 09:20:45 PM
I've got Celek and McCoy playing this week, but I still want Seattle to win. Here's to a high scoring game.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 01, 2011, 09:48:37 PM
Hopefully Philly hands the god damn ball to McCoy all game, unlike Sunday where they gave up on the run, and essentially made me lose  :maf
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 01, 2011, 11:09:58 PM
I got 28 points out of McCoy in my ESPN league and 22 in my Yahoo league. He put up more than projected in both. Plus my real team wins!
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 01, 2011, 11:31:11 PM
Ugh, fucking McCoy might make me lose to Maurice and fuck over my playoff hopes.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 01, 2011, 11:32:07 PM
:bow Tarvaris Jackson :bow2
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 01, 2011, 11:38:43 PM
Lynch has been rather inconsitent, to the point I never considered picking him up. Dude's a beast though, and is only 25. If Seattle can get a QB to keep opposite defenses honest, he could go crazy a lot more.

McCoy with 27 points for ya boy :bow
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 02, 2011, 12:31:21 AM
Marshawn Lynch was dropped twice in our league. True story. I almost picked him up, but went with Jackie Battle instead.  :lol

I dropped Lynch in both of my leagues earlier this season. :lol
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Groogrux on December 02, 2011, 07:52:05 AM
I picked him up on a whim.  It's proving to be a good decision this week!
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 04, 2011, 03:52:45 PM
If you're not watching the Minn-Den game you hate football. What an exciting game.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 04, 2011, 04:11:31 PM
NICE Tebow throw on third down, with the blitz in his face; the receiver got it knocked out his hands, otherwise that would be a TD. He's clearly improving
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 04, 2011, 04:14:52 PM
Tebow isn't running the ball today. Weird.

I started him over Ryan this week. RUN THE BALL ON THIS DOWN STUPID JESUS BOY.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 04, 2011, 04:21:55 PM
The announcer summed it up perfectly: Tebow put in a Rapelesburger type performance today. Not a lot of passes, but very effective passes. On the road against a very good DL.

It's becoming clear Tebow can be an NFL QB. There's a lot of stuff he has to work on, but I'm convinced he can do it now...
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 04, 2011, 05:00:39 PM
I have the weirdest Teboner right now.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Groogrux on December 04, 2011, 05:22:43 PM
Wow, my team is butt-fucking the Cincy Bungholes. I was projected to lose, too.

Yeah, it's a good hard butt-fucking...
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: pilonv1 on December 04, 2011, 05:37:17 PM
Bungals :(

So glad that Tebowmania is still running wild
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 04, 2011, 08:28:22 PM
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh153/OleMissCub17/indy.gif)
 :lol :'(

we're so fucked tonight
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 04, 2011, 09:05:29 PM
Nice sack there from Fairley. He looks so out of shape lol, but he's playing great right now.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 04, 2011, 09:41:36 PM
Nice drive there, good to see Smith with the TD. Our offense looks good, it's the penalties that are fucking us
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 04, 2011, 10:48:15 PM
I should have put Megatron on the trading block in the first half of the season. Probably could have gotten an elite RB for him.

Think how I feel about Fred Jackson.

Also, I AM RAPING THE SHIT OUT OF MAURICE AND IT'S AWESOME
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 04, 2011, 11:02:22 PM
Finished the regular season at 9-4. The guy in first place in my dvision is currently losing with two guys in tonight's game. Really hoping he loses!
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 04, 2011, 11:20:17 PM
Looks like I'm done with fantasy football and the Lions this season.  :lol

Blout fucked me over on my second RB slot. I could have started Kevin Smith and gotten 13 points, but I would have never taken that risk (Saints D, at home, Smith's shaky health, potential blowout, etc). Carolina has a horrible rush defense so starting Blout made sense. 1.90 points smh

Lions, meh. I wouldn't be surprised if we don't win another game this season; the Vikings aren't a blowover like most people think. The indiscipline is killing us, and there is no end in sight. Injuries are fucking us too (Fairley and Smith were having great games tonight before going out with injuries).

The team had flaws from the first game, but we managed to squeak out wins. Maybe next year will be different. Stafford looked good (overall) and was healthy. The defense was good. We just need a few more pieces, and actual discipline.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: etiolate on December 04, 2011, 11:24:24 PM
I was hoping the Saints would lose to solidify the first round bye for the Niners.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Brehvolution on December 05, 2011, 09:15:35 AM
The niners look really good against shitty teams.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 05, 2011, 05:25:47 PM
LOL

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/page/tackles-11week13/even-denver-broncos-quite-explain-tim-tebow-phenomenon
Quote
It's going to be an interesting MVP vote after all. . . .

The vote likely will come down to personal preference. How much benefit does Rodgers get if the Packers finish 16-0? What about Brady's ability in the clutch? What about  Brees' sheer statistical domination?
He's dominating Rodgers statically because he has slightly more passing yards, but fewer yards per attempt, fewer rushing yards, fewer TDs, and more than twice as many interceptions?

Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 05, 2011, 05:35:24 PM
It's funny when women try to have opinions about football.  :heart
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 05, 2011, 05:56:08 PM
LOL

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/page/tackles-11week13/even-denver-broncos-quite-explain-tim-tebow-phenomenon
Quote
It's going to be an interesting MVP vote after all. . . .

The vote likely will come down to personal preference. How much benefit does Rodgers get if the Packers finish 16-0? What about Brady's ability in the clutch? What about  Brees' sheer statistical domination?
He's dominating Rodgers statically because he has slightly more passing yards, but fewer yards per attempt, fewer rushing yards, fewer TDs, and more than twice as many interceptions?

Yup. Any other season Breesus would be the unquestioned MVP. But Godgers is having a near perfect season
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Bloodwake on December 07, 2011, 05:34:20 AM
Aaron Rodgers is the MVP. Seriously. Numbers this good and on an undefeated team? They might as well give it to him now.
Title: No Life
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 07, 2011, 04:06:18 PM
For some reason, I was watching Skip Bayless debate whether the Colts should draft Andrew Luck when they still have Peyton Manning. He kept assuming Manning, who turns 36 in a few months, would play for three more seasons.

I decided to check whether this was likely by selecting 20 great (OK . . . some were merely good and some were Brett Favre) retired QBs  to check at what age they had their last significant seasons (defined as 200+ pass-attempts).

Graham   33
Bledsoe   33
Griese   34
Bradshaw   34
Aikman   34
Anderson   35
Fouts   36
Starr    36
Kelly    36
Cunningham   36
Young   37
Staubach    37
Unitas   37
Warner   38
Marino   38
Montana   38
Gannon   38
Tarkenton   38
Favre   41
Moon   42

Average age: 36.5--exactly how old Manning will be at the start of the 2012 season.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 07, 2011, 04:15:18 PM
Also, none of those guys had neck-AIDS.  Fetushead is done for, stick a coat hanger in him.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 07, 2011, 04:17:51 PM
Considering Favre, I think Manning could last another 3 years behind that o-line. Luck would grow as a QB watching Manning
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 07, 2011, 04:34:33 PM
NECK AIDS.  'nuff said.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 08, 2011, 10:46:52 PM
Roofles gets what looks like a season-ending injury and comes back in the game to start.  good lawd
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Narag on December 09, 2011, 07:38:08 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo-h-sbQfBA
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 09, 2011, 07:43:01 PM
:rofl
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Himu on December 11, 2011, 04:10:08 PM
TEXAS GET THE TOUCHDOWN AND KICK WITH 2 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK

TEXANS

WOO!!! PLAYOFFS!!!
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 11, 2011, 04:14:21 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo-h-sbQfBA

:lol
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 11, 2011, 06:38:57 PM
So Greg Jennings is hurt? Shit. I'm probably gonna lose in the first round of the playoffs now.  :(
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Smooth Groove on December 11, 2011, 06:49:45 PM
Tebow time!
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 11, 2011, 06:50:30 PM
Tough win by the Lions today. Our injuries are really piling up, and multiple guys went down today damn. On one hand I'm rather depressed we let Minny come back and make it a close game, but considering we basically had no secondary due to injuries...eh, I can't get mad.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 11, 2011, 06:58:54 PM
I really hope Tebow fails here.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 11, 2011, 06:59:26 PM
That fucking racist Aaron Rodgers won't throw to Jennings or Finley. This is horseshit.

Jennings got hurt. He's out.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 11, 2011, 06:59:55 PM
I really hope Tebow fails here.

I need Chicago to lose as many games as possible. Go Tebow, get the Lions into the playoffs
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 11, 2011, 07:01:55 PM
MIRACLE
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 11, 2011, 07:01:57 PM
LMAO
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 11, 2011, 07:02:14 PM
TEBOW DID NOT DO THAT FUCK EVERYONE.

Praise the kicker. Not Tebow.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 11, 2011, 07:02:30 PM
Hand Foot of God
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 11, 2011, 07:02:52 PM
Fuck my life
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: pilonv1 on December 11, 2011, 07:04:47 PM
TEBOW GOD
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 11, 2011, 07:11:01 PM
TEBOW DID NOT DO THAT FUCK EVERYONE.

Praise the kicker. Not Tebow.

Tebow called in a favor. :smug
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 11, 2011, 07:12:21 PM
fumble omg  :lol
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 11, 2011, 07:13:10 PM
DOUBLE LMAO
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 11, 2011, 07:15:06 PM
God is real, and he hates us all.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: pilonv1 on December 11, 2011, 07:16:07 PM
Can't wait to hear Wilbon talk about this
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 11, 2011, 07:20:22 PM
God is real, and he hates us all.

except for his two sons.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 11, 2011, 07:21:01 PM
God is real, and he hates us all.

except for his two sons.

When do we get to nail Tebow to a tree and watch him die?
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 11, 2011, 07:21:11 PM
TEBOW
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: OptimoPeach on December 11, 2011, 07:21:33 PM
Fucking Marion Barber
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 11, 2011, 07:21:42 PM
Prater deserves way more respect than they're giving him.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: pilonv1 on December 11, 2011, 07:22:36 PM
We need a word filter that changes God to Tebow
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 11, 2011, 07:23:06 PM
We need a word filter that changes God to Tebow

And Tebow to horseshit
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 11, 2011, 07:23:58 PM
God is real, and he hates us all.

except for his two sons.

When do we get to nail Tebow to a tree and watch him die?
He won't get nailed until he's married.

Prater deserves way more respect than they're giving him.
Blasphemy.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: pilonv1 on December 11, 2011, 07:24:16 PM
We need a word filter that changes God to Tebow

And Tebow to horseshit

U MAD SON
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Smooth Groove on December 11, 2011, 07:25:41 PM
Tebow time!

Nailed it.

Poor Mr. Gundam.  Looks like he will have a chat with Jesus about his sexual debauchery. 
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 11, 2011, 07:42:26 PM
Jesus Christ vs. Satan and the worst secondary in the league next Sunday in a match-up that is more religiously significant than every single game Kurt Warner has ever played combined.

Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Smooth Groove on December 11, 2011, 08:02:32 PM
Wish I had kept my virginity through my 20s and told everyone about it.  I coulda been in the NBA.  :fbm
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 11, 2011, 08:24:07 PM
Jesus Christ vs. Satan and the worst secondary in the league next Sunday in a match-up that is more religiously significant than every single game Kurt Warner has ever played combined.

it's going to be Revelation-esque with the types of monstrosities that will be showcased
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 11, 2011, 08:28:28 PM
The more I watch SF, the more I get pissed about our close yet disastrous loss to them. Fucking Alex Smith, man
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Smooth Groove on December 11, 2011, 08:32:03 PM
My bandwagonning cousins in LA have started wearing niners gear again.  "Bu bu bu I was born in SF and have always been a Niners fan!" 

Yeah, but you didn't wear that shit the last ten years. 
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 12, 2011, 12:18:56 AM
IS SUCH A THING EVEN POSSSSIBLLLEEEEEE
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 12, 2011, 12:28:01 AM
(http://cdnmo.coveritlive.com/media/image/201112/phpwVU6LzJERRYSKID.jpg)
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 12, 2011, 12:54:39 AM
Hopefully I'll be able to access my team by then, haven't been able to all day for some reason #yahoosuckscock #notinagoodway
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 12, 2011, 12:57:03 AM
My Dad couldn't access Yahoo Fantasy Sports today, either.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 12, 2011, 12:57:59 AM
Yeah, I had to guesstimate how many points I scored, and I kind of stopped keeping track after I figured out that MJD scored more than 40 for me :lol
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 12, 2011, 12:58:53 AM
I could access so it, so I kept calling him throughout the day with updates.

He ended up losing thanks to the field goal debacle at the end of the NYG-DAL game. :lol
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 12, 2011, 01:03:58 AM
Another disappointing fantasy season. I won tonight (well unless Brandon Lloyd scores like 40 points tomorrow night) but it won't be enough to make the playoffs.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Brehvolution on December 12, 2011, 11:37:14 AM
 :yuck
(http://i.imgur.com/tkeUw.jpg)
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: etiolate on December 12, 2011, 11:49:04 AM
Niners managed to throw away a game they mostly dominated by not finishing drives and one big fiasco in the first half.

A real waste. THey should have swept the division. THey aren't adjusting their game to blitzes at all.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Smooth Groove on December 12, 2011, 11:55:09 AM
How is the media coverage nowadays with regards to the Niners and Raiders?  When I was in the Bay Area, Raiders were treated like the Clippers by local media. 
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: etiolate on December 12, 2011, 12:02:31 PM
Well since the bay area media normally focuses on SF over Oakland in all things, the Niners got a little more attention. There's never been a time since I've been alive that that the Raiders were clearly way better than the Niners. They were either both good or both crap. I'd say its about 60/40 Niners to Raiders attention.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 12, 2011, 02:13:10 PM
:yuck
(http://i.imgur.com/tkeUw.jpg)

Wasn't the horse surrounded by stars on your shoulder bad enough, Kosma?
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 12, 2011, 02:29:51 PM
"LEAVE LUCK TO HEAVEN"
~Tim Tebow
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 12, 2011, 05:42:52 PM
Started out the season 0-4 in fantasy, finished 9-1 to top the regular season standings.  I am the Fantasy Tim Tebow.

edit: also, 3 of my losses were like by a combined total of around 10 points.  I lost to fucking Maurice by less than ONE FUCKING POINT in week 4.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Groogrux on December 13, 2011, 12:04:09 AM
Damn, everybody hit high numbers this week.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Brehvolution on December 13, 2011, 08:57:51 AM
Pretty crazy to have a 4 way tie for the lead.  :o
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Bloodwake on December 13, 2011, 04:27:50 PM
For those who didn't make the playoffs:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oSFYxDGKy8
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 14, 2011, 03:44:37 PM
Suh ruining his image even more
http://deadspin.com/5868154/

I listened to it live; btw, Valenti & Foster is definitely the best sports radio show in Michigan, and one of the best in the country I bet
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Bloodwake on December 14, 2011, 04:26:16 PM
And yes, you have the Packers to thank for making the NFL REALLY realize that Suh is a dirty player.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 14, 2011, 04:45:58 PM
Suh ruining his image even more
http://deadspin.com/5868154/

I listened to it live; btw, Valenti & Foster is definitely the best sports radio show in Michigan, and one of the best in the country I bet

Saying "we take care of this in house, we don't want to make it a public issue" really only works when the media is asking you ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE. Acting like an ass (on and off the field), and then when you get questioned about it saying "oh, we already took care of that in-house, next question" just makes you look like more of an ass and now I'm assuming he didn't apologize to anyone, and if anyone did pull him aside, what they had to say wasn't very nice.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Bloodwake on December 16, 2011, 08:19:44 PM
Yeah, my team is hurting. How the hell did I get TWO Cowboys on my team?
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 18, 2011, 03:57:20 PM
Rodgers tebowing
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 18, 2011, 04:05:27 PM
Somewhere, above a remote town in Nigeria, crates of t-shirts are being dropped from the back of a plane.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 18, 2011, 04:23:56 PM
The legend grows.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 18, 2011, 04:38:09 PM
New England's D is  :yuck
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 18, 2011, 06:07:59 PM
Hawks were fucking incredible today. Keep it going, guys.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 18, 2011, 06:11:46 PM
They played the bears
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 18, 2011, 06:15:28 PM
They're still a good defense. Wins are wins and we're still alive in the playoff hunt.

Sorry your boys lost today.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 18, 2011, 06:17:32 PM
I'm a Steeler fan!
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 18, 2011, 06:23:46 PM
I'm a Steeler fan!

Oh yeah, it's Bloodwake that's the Packers fan.

Not sure why I get you two confused.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 18, 2011, 07:11:18 PM
Tebow is mortal.

Hallelujah.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Himu on December 18, 2011, 07:19:19 PM
TEXANS. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Bloodwake on December 18, 2011, 07:52:04 PM
Christ. Oh well, at least the media will get off of our nuts about the PERFECT SEASON WILL THEY DO IT OMG.

Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 18, 2011, 08:14:54 PM
Tebow is mortal.

Hallelujah.

had a father/daughter bonding moment during hell's slaughter of the faithful <3
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 18, 2011, 08:16:07 PM
Good Dad.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 18, 2011, 08:18:38 PM
i couldn't pass on the herald of the end times, plus she talked me into watching the hawks play which was an actual GREAT game
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 18, 2011, 08:19:42 PM
i couldn't pass on the herald of the end times, plus she talked me into watching the hawks play which was an actual GREAT game

She got you to watch football? Even better! I watched the first half and then listened to the second on the Zune while raking leaves and cleaning the gutters.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 18, 2011, 08:21:18 PM
Epic Lions win oh man. We're still getting dumb penalties but the team showed up big in the final minutes. The next two games will be tough
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 18, 2011, 08:21:46 PM
I don't even give a shit that my fantasy team is shitting the bed in the first round of the playoffs- Tebow lost and looked shitty doing it.  THANK YOU BASED GOD
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 18, 2011, 08:24:01 PM
Epic Lions win oh man. We're still getting dumb penalties but the team showed up big in the final minutes. The next two games will be tough

A Lions loss would've really helped the Hawks chances of making the playoffs (we still have to win the final two games for that happen)...  :(
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 18, 2011, 08:27:55 PM
the TEARS from the juicebox jesus fans hoping for a little sunday post-sermon witnessing are going to be SO SWEET tomorrow. it will make having to write these whitepapers all the more tolerable, because at least half my brain will be concocting all sorts of wonderful, wonderful trolls

"hey, actually caught the pats game, bro! shame tebow actually took the lord's word to heart and rested on the sabbath, though -- maybe he should try scientology?"
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 18, 2011, 08:30:39 PM
Sportscenter will be glorious tonight.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 18, 2011, 09:25:53 PM
Sportscenter will be glorious tonight.

Not half as glorious as watching Skip Bayless try to spin this shit on first take tomorrow morning.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 18, 2011, 09:37:16 PM
Sportscenter will be glorious tonight.

Not half as glorious as watching Skip Bayless try to spin this shit on first take tomorrow morning.

"he passed for nearly 200 yards and ran for nearly 100! Come on, Vick puts those numbers up and you'd want to give him the MVP!"
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 18, 2011, 09:54:02 PM
go chargers
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: etiolate on December 18, 2011, 10:48:46 PM
i hope you're ready to lose BN
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 18, 2011, 11:03:34 PM
I'm getting scared about Arizona finishing ahead of us for the wildcard. Their last two games (@ CIN, then home against SEA) is easier than ours (@ SD, then @ GB)  :-\

SD looks scary good tonight, and playing at Green Bay is never a good thing.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: etiolate on December 18, 2011, 11:06:08 PM
arizona will lose in cincy

They're tough at home, but arizona cardinals on the road
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 18, 2011, 11:14:39 PM
Hawks are gonna beat the shit out of Arizona.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 18, 2011, 11:38:27 PM
Hawks are gonna beat the shit out of Arizona.

I hope so :bow
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 19, 2011, 12:11:26 AM
the TEARS from the juicebox jesus fans hoping for a little sunday post-sermon witnessing are going to be SO SWEET tomorrow. it will make having to write these whitepapers all the more tolerable, because at least half my brain will be concocting all sorts of wonderful, wonderful trolls

"hey, actually caught the pats game, bro! shame tebow actually took the lord's word to heart and rested on the sabbath, though -- maybe he should try scientology?"

Oakland lost, so it's a Tebow win by proxy. It also sets the stage for a Tebow Christmas Miracle to clinch the division. :bow2
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 19, 2011, 12:13:16 AM
Yea the Broncos could win their next two games imo. If that happens and they make the playoffs...oh boy
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: pilonv1 on December 19, 2011, 06:22:33 AM
Lions win helps the Bengals :rock
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Bloodwake on December 19, 2011, 04:29:17 PM
It's not over yet. I have two people on Monday Night Football and all I need is 30 points. It's in the realm of possibility.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Bloodwake on December 19, 2011, 04:30:55 PM
I'm getting scared about Arizona finishing ahead of us for the wildcard. Their last two games (@ CIN, then home against SEA) is easier than ours (@ SD, then @ GB)  :-\

SD looks scary good tonight, and playing at Green Bay is never a good thing.

At least now that the Pack has been defeated, more than likely the Lions are going to get the B team since we will probably clinch our division against the Bears next week.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 19, 2011, 04:40:15 PM
I think that's tucah from GAF?  Not sure.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Bloodwake on December 19, 2011, 08:29:02 PM
I have more faith in Wallace than I do Gore.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 19, 2011, 08:47:48 PM
Power's out. Whoops!
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 19, 2011, 09:24:05 PM
I wonder how many FGs SF will kick tonight
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Bloodwake on December 19, 2011, 10:26:32 PM
It's almost halftime and I'm still several points down. My hope hasn't died yet. If this game is competitive through the fourth quarter it might get interesting....
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Tucah on December 19, 2011, 11:38:08 PM
I'm Boston Bachmanns, game's getting pretty close...
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Brehvolution on December 20, 2011, 11:09:25 AM
Aldon Smith was a beast last night.  :o If he doesn't win DROY I'll be surprised.

Niners looked good last night. :rock
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Bloodwake on December 20, 2011, 03:58:49 PM
Congrats Tucah.

My team died after a lot of key injuries... never was that built at RB or even WR. Good luck in the championship!
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 23, 2011, 01:45:40 AM
Man the Colts can't even lose right.  The only person stoked about this is ol' Fetushead.

(http://gifninja.com/animated-gifs/502521/peytonrabies)
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 23, 2011, 01:50:53 AM
Orlovsky slangin! Welcome to the QB Controvery, Colts fans
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGs1VuT6FEw
:bow
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 24, 2011, 03:47:14 PM
IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!!!

SUCK IT TEBOW.  EAT SHIT, EAT MY SHIT!
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 24, 2011, 03:49:15 PM
HE FUCKING DID IT AGAIN

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

TEEEEEEBOW, TEEEEEEEEBOW
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Himu on December 24, 2011, 03:49:45 PM
fuck the colts
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 24, 2011, 03:50:43 PM
HE JUST WINS GAMES I DON'T KNOW HOW HE DOES IT
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 24, 2011, 03:55:40 PM
Oh man, the outrage when Tebow losing his starter job will be so epic. Another jobless white man in Obama's America :violin


god dammit Bengels, don't fuck this up. Beat Arizona and help the Lions get into the playoffs god dammit

Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 24, 2011, 03:56:51 PM
Another jobless Christian man in Obama's Muslim Thugocracy. :'(
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 24, 2011, 04:08:40 PM
Whew, Cincy held off Arizona. One step closer to Lions playoffs
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 24, 2011, 04:14:49 PM
TD LIONS
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 24, 2011, 04:18:01 PM
I'm listening online, my television doesn't get CBS  :-\
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 24, 2011, 04:19:22 PM
I'm listening online, my television doesn't get CBS  :-\

You STILL don't have cable?  smh
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 24, 2011, 04:29:44 PM
Dammit SF, beat Seattle for us please
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 24, 2011, 04:55:42 PM
Don't we get in as long as we win this one PD?

If we beat SD we clinch a playoff spot. But if we lose our fate will be determined by a few other teams losing:
Quote
Scenario 1

    Arizona Cardinals lose to or tie the Cincinnati Bengals (1 p.m. ET in Cincinnati)
    Seattle Seahawks lose to or tie the San Francisco 49ers (4:15 p.m. ET in Seattle)
    Dallas Cowboys lose to or tie the Philadelphia Eagles (4:15 p.m. ET in Arlington, Texas)
    Chicago Bears lose to or tie the Green Bay Packers (8:20 p.m. ET Sunday in Green Bay)

Scenario 2

    Arizona Cardinals lose to or tie the Cincinnati Bengals (1 p.m. ET in Cincinnati)
    Seattle Seahawks lose to or tie the San Francisco 49ers (4:15 p.m. ET in Seattle)
    New York Giants lose to or tie the New York Jets (1 p.m. ET in East Rutherford, N.J.)
    Chicago Bears lose to or tie the Green Bay Packers (8:20 p.m. ET Sunday in Green Bay)

Scenario 3

    Arizona Cardinals lose to or tie the Cincinnati Bengals (1 p.m. ET in Cincinnati)
    Seattle Seahawks lose to or tie the San Francisco 49ers (4:15 p.m. ET in Seattle)
    Atlanta Falcons defeat or tie the New Orleans Saints (8:30 p.m. ET Monday in New Orleans)

Arizona lost, SF is losing but I gotta believe they'll beat Seattle.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 24, 2011, 05:00:12 PM
Stafford to Kevin Smith :bow

I really hope Smith sticks with the team, or at least sticks in the NFL. He seems healthy, just rusty with the ankle sprains due to not being in the league until mid-season
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 24, 2011, 06:14:59 PM
SF ties Seattle

Lions offense looks so good. Run game is not great despite some good runs, but the o line is playing great
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 24, 2011, 06:19:23 PM
What happened to Romo, did he get injured?

edit: EPIC goal line stand by the defense! LIONS
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 24, 2011, 06:50:50 PM
Rivers with the taint! :bow

lions
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 24, 2011, 06:54:06 PM
PLAYOFFS

Ok now that we're IN, I'm gonna focus on rooting against the Niners. GO SEATTLE
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 24, 2011, 06:56:51 PM
 :tauntaun :tauntaun :tauntaun :tauntaun :tauntaun :tauntaun :tauntaun
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYtjpIwamos
 :tauntaun :tauntaun :tauntaun :tauntaun :tauntaun :tauntaun :tauntaun
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 24, 2011, 06:58:32 PM
If you manage to keep the 5 seed, you'll get to play a shitty NFC East team in round one too, so the Lions might even GASP get a playoff win!
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 24, 2011, 07:06:06 PM
If you manage to keep the 5 seed, you'll get to play a shitty NFC East team in round one too, so the Lions might even GASP get a playoff win!

I'm not afraid of the Giants or the Niners, bring it. But I'm happy no matter what
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 24, 2011, 07:07:37 PM
Seattle is up!
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 24, 2011, 07:22:32 PM
Finally showing the Seattle game here in Omaha. GO HAWKS!!!

edit: Dammit.  :(
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 24, 2011, 07:24:04 PM
damn, after the Lions secured their spot I wanted Seattle to win  :'(
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: etiolate on December 24, 2011, 07:33:39 PM
dat Niners D
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 24, 2011, 09:13:40 PM
(http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/staypuftsuh.jpg)
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Tucah on December 24, 2011, 10:06:47 PM
Sorry I don't post enough :(

But yeah, Colston v. Finley, didn't think it would be THIS close (1 point difference? Holy shit.), should be an interesting final game. May the best man win.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
That's me  :teehee
[close]

Whatever the outcome, I had fun in my first fantasy football league. I made some mistakes, mostly picking too many players off my favorite, often disappointing team (fucking Jets) but I look forward to to more fantasy fun in the future.


Oh, and to comment on my previously mentioned favorite team, fuck you Sanchez and Jets offense. That's all.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Tucah on December 24, 2011, 11:19:28 PM
Yeah, I made some shitty decisions this week too - was going to switch things up and put in Malcolm Floyd instead of Holmes and Calek, who I picked up this week just in case I felt like moving my team around a bit. At the last minute I decided to keep with the team I've been with pretty much the entire season because, hey, it's worked out well enough for me this far. We'll see how Monday goes to see if it mattered or not.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 24, 2011, 11:47:03 PM
Adrian Peterson tore an ACL, damn. This is like the worst time to tear it too; if he tore it in the beginning or middle of the season he could be ready for next season. Now he'll probably miss the start of the 2012 season, ouch.
Title: RANDOM
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 26, 2011, 08:49:26 AM
Favre's career TD to INT ratio is 1.5:1.*
Rodgers' career TD to INT ratio is 3.5:1 (7.5:1 this season).**

*Pretty decent for a 20th century QB (although he played half of his career in the 21st).
**Both would be records (ahead of Brady's ratios).

Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 27, 2011, 12:03:13 AM
BREESUS HATH RISEN!

Congrats to Breesus for breaking bitter Dan Marino's single season passing record.  Eventually, all of Marino's records will be gone and he will have nothing to hang onto, since he never won a Super Bowl.  EAT TRENT DILFER'S SHIT, DAN!

Also, congrats to Tucah for winning the EB fantasy league and preventing a Glen Shinobi championship, which would have been just marginally better than a PD championship.  Next year I will bother to show up to the draft and won't have to deal with an 0-4 start from an auto-drafted team and will destroy you bitches, as God intended. 

This weekend we get to see Tebow blow the Broncos playoff chances, Satan willing, and Romo find a new and interesting way to choke the Cowboys out of the playoffs as well.  I AM EXCITE.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 27, 2011, 12:15:41 AM
Breesus can't be stopped. Can't wait to see NO v GB in the playoffs

Fantasy...meh. So many points on my bench, which makes losing by 12 points feel so bad. It was just a consolation game but still. Oh well, at least I didn't come in last place :rock

Peyton Manning ruined my season  :'(
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Tucah on December 27, 2011, 08:06:13 AM
FANTASY CHAMPION.

Had a lot of fun, I look forward to defending my title next year.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 29, 2011, 06:20:20 PM
I just heard Don Banks on the radio say that he'd give Rodgers the MVP award, but he'd give Brees the Offensive Player of the Year award because he passed Marino in single season yardage (give Rodgers an extra 120 attempts and he'd easily do the same). 

Does Rodgers play on special teams or something?   ::) This type of distinction can be made in hockey, basketball, or even baseball, but not in football between two players who play the same position.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 29, 2011, 06:34:44 PM
Wouldn't want to hurt Brees' feelings

Rogers and Brees are having amazing years. Brees has more yards and a higher completion percentage, but he also has more interceptions and fewer TDs than Rogers. Rogers' QB rating is like 10% higher or something too. Honestly I could see either one winning it, but imo it should be Rogers.

I can't wait to see them play in the playoffs. Green Bay's weather has been pretty mild thus far, maybe it changes in the next couple weeks or so. Both teams don't have much of a defense or run game, so a game in bad weather conditions would be pretty interesting
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 30, 2011, 12:20:35 AM
It's like little league when you sucked but the coach gives you a "Participation" trophy anyway because he knows you tried hard.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 30, 2011, 03:45:47 AM
lolz
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 01, 2012, 02:45:10 PM
Fucking refs are throwing this game. Although to be fair, our team is playing pretty shitty
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 01, 2012, 03:38:56 PM
It's like the Lions don't give a fuck that a loss here=playing NO in first round. fuck
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 01, 2012, 03:48:22 PM
Seattle proves that that truth barely matters
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 01, 2012, 03:49:19 PM
I'm pretty sure it's safe to say the Sanchize era is officially over.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Himu on January 01, 2012, 03:49:23 PM
fuck the titans
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 01, 2012, 04:53:20 PM
Probably the worse showing by an NFL secondary I've ever seen in my life
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 01, 2012, 04:58:34 PM
ye of little faith
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 01, 2012, 05:02:11 PM
It's over. Breesus is going to shred us. I only take comfort knowing he'll rip GB too, and kick their sorry fraud asses out of the playoffs
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 01, 2012, 05:07:33 PM
You're talking about a team that's lost to the Seahawks and Rams this year
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 01, 2012, 05:08:04 PM
Stafford surpassed 5,000 passing yards this year, and 41TDs. Very impressive year for him given how little on field experience he has and the one-dimensional nature of our offense. He's a stud. We just need some young blood on the o-line and our RBs to be healthy...

speaking of which, I'm pretty sure Jahvid Best won't be in the NFL in three years due to concussions
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 01, 2012, 05:17:10 PM
Eli is a joke. I realize he had a good season with a banged up offense, but the fact remains he's a choke artist swindler. I really wanted the Lions to play them next week, damn

Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 01, 2012, 06:20:07 PM
Tonight is the game of chokers.  Antonio Romo and Eli.

And Wrath, The Saints aren't historically a great playoff team, and they play way down to bad teams.  I could see the Lions making a game out of it.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 01, 2012, 06:39:59 PM
Don't you remember the Hawks whooping the Saints in the first round last year? It can happen.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 01, 2012, 06:47:24 PM
The Saints defense is about as mushy as Detroits.  Gonna be a shootout.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 01, 2012, 06:56:16 PM
Tebow time?
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 01, 2012, 07:02:11 PM
It just ended.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 01, 2012, 07:07:24 PM
he's got another shot, but he'll lose.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 01, 2012, 07:07:25 PM
Huh? 50 seconds left.

I really hope they lose, though.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 01, 2012, 07:11:35 PM
:rock
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 01, 2012, 07:12:40 PM
No one can say he's a good quarterback after that performance.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 01, 2012, 07:13:00 PM
Seems like teams have completely figured Tebow out, which is surprising because the Lions dismantled him weeks ago.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 01, 2012, 07:22:15 PM
Yup. I think it's a good thing tbh. Tebow is going to get utterly destroyed by the Steelers.

It's also fair to point out Fox's gameplan was over conservative. Tebow can make some plays, he's shown it multiple times this year and KS is no powerhouse. Let Tebow throw enough to keep the defense honest and don't put him in situations where he has to force things.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 01, 2012, 07:26:39 PM
The refs utterly assraped the Bengals.  Baltimore would've been a fifth seed and the Steelers a second.  The worst officiated game I've watched in a long LONG time.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 01, 2012, 07:31:20 PM
Tebow makes quarterbacking look about as difficult as Brady makes it look easy.

Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Stoney Mason on January 01, 2012, 07:36:12 PM
I'm rooting for Tebow to win the Superbowl and then the rapture to take place right after the "I'm going to Disney" commercial.


A man can dream...
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 01, 2012, 07:40:15 PM

Trent Dilfer is praying for this to happen.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 01, 2012, 07:48:11 PM
I can't wait to see Skip's spin on espn.com  :lol

There's no doubt Fox is partly to blame and I'm sure Skip will harp on that, but it's time to admit Tebow has been figured out. His saving grace is that his work ethic is very impression. I'd be very interesting to see him next season after he gets a full training camp
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Stoney Mason on January 01, 2012, 07:54:46 PM
He is what he is. No training camp is going to magically transform him into a great passer or a correct decision maker. He's a dude who can scramble but can't throw for shit. There are a lot of those dudes in college.

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Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 01, 2012, 08:10:37 PM
So I guess Breesus is going to win MVP now that Rogers has been exposed as a system quarterback. *trollface*
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 01, 2012, 08:14:54 PM
He is what he is. No training camp is going to magically transform him into a great passer or a correct decision maker. He's a dude who can scramble but can't throw for shit. There are a lot of those dudes in college.

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If he was black he wouldn't be in this position, ie starting in the NFL. He would have been benched after his first shitty performance.

I hate even saying that but it's true. Same with the Tebowing nonsense. How long have football players in general been kneeling, yet it's a trademark now for him?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_xePqfTAi8
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Akala on January 01, 2012, 08:27:55 PM
come on fuckin SAINTS! rolllllling staaaart them playoffs. if they show up, I think they can play with anyone this year.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 01, 2012, 09:08:12 PM
He is what he is. No training camp is going to magically transform him into a great passer or a correct decision maker. He's a dude who can scramble but can't throw for shit. There are a lot of those dudes in college.

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If he was black he wouldn't be in this position, ie starting in the NFL. He would have been benched after his first shitty performance.

Vince Young who?
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 01, 2012, 11:18:35 PM
He is what he is. No training camp is going to magically transform him into a great passer or a correct decision maker. He's a dude who can scramble but can't throw for shit. There are a lot of those dudes in college.

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If he was black he wouldn't be in this position, ie starting in the NFL. He would have been benched after his first shitty performance.

Vince Young who?

VY is an NFL QB, I don't think Tebow is right now. IIRC Young had a shit ton of taints in his second season but his completion rate is in the high 50s, whereas Tebow's is in the high 40s.

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Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 01, 2012, 11:19:21 PM
He is what he is. No training camp is going to magically transform him into a great passer or a correct decision maker. He's a dude who can scramble but can't throw for shit. There are a lot of those dudes in college.

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If he was black he wouldn't be in this position, ie starting in the NFL. He would have been benched after his first shitty performance.

Vince Young who?

VY is an NFL QB, I don't think Tebow is right now. IIRC Young had a shit ton of taints in his second season but his completion rate is in the high 50s, whereas Tebow's is in the high 40s.

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Vince was very taint-ful.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 01, 2012, 11:23:52 PM
In some ways we're arguing over a turd and shit sandwich, but I maintain Young was a lot better than Tebow, and actually capable of running an NFL offense whereas Tebow can't
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 01, 2012, 11:35:00 PM
Sanchize for Romo, do itttt
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 01, 2012, 11:40:01 PM
Name the QB

rookie season: 66.7 rating
sophomore season: 71.1 rating

rookie season: 82.1 rating
sophomore season: 77.9 rating

Really, I'm just arguing against this hyperbole:

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If he was black he wouldn't be in this position, ie starting in the NFL. He would have been benched after his first shitty performance.

Young wasn't benched until he was injured.

But since it's obviously hyperbole, whatever.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 01, 2012, 11:42:47 PM
Sanchize for Romo, do itttt

Cowboy fans should do this just for the girlfriends.

Sanchez is a mediocre quarterback; Romo is a good quarterback with Brett Favre disease.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 01, 2012, 11:44:18 PM
I'm pretty sure Sanchize is finished in NY. Not even Rex can defend the shit he plunked today, smh

Matt Flynn=next season's Kevin Kolb?
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 01, 2012, 11:49:04 PM
Matt Flynn=next season's Kevin Kolb?

Aaron Rodgers is a system quarterback confirmed. Tom Brady is the real MVP
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 01, 2012, 11:53:32 PM
I just want to see GB destroyed by NO, that's all. Their fans on GAF are insufferable, and today was the most depressing game I've seen in some time.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 01, 2012, 11:55:36 PM
Does it matter? Neither team is going to beat Denver in the Super Bowl.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 02, 2012, 12:05:41 AM
Giants :punch
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Tucah on January 02, 2012, 12:39:49 AM
As a Jets fan the only thing I can say today is get Sanchez the fuck off my team.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 02, 2012, 12:44:47 AM
trade him to Denver for draft picks!, throw money at Flynn!
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 02, 2012, 06:02:07 AM
The only thing that's left is for James Harrison to rip Tebow's head off and shit down his neck.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Akala on January 02, 2012, 11:59:24 AM
I think Flynn would be a good fit for the Jets. If the SEC is known for anything, it's for grooming AAA quarterbacks.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: pilonv1 on January 02, 2012, 05:36:20 PM
whoo playoffs :rock

Hopefully it's not like last time when the QB gets his knee blown out on the second play of the game.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 02, 2012, 05:41:07 PM
Who was this?  ???
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mandark on January 02, 2012, 06:01:28 PM
I believe it rhymes with "Flarson Balmer."
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 03, 2012, 09:15:51 PM
Bookmark for future lols:
http://espn.go.com/espn/commentary/story/_/id/7419742/robert-griffin-iii-not-andrew-luck-right-pick-indianapolis-colts
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 03, 2012, 09:23:36 PM
Jesus, talk about wrong thread nevermind.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 03, 2012, 09:43:20 PM
Bookmark for future lols:
http://espn.go.com/espn/commentary/story/_/id/7419742/robert-griffin-iii-not-andrew-luck-right-pick-indianapolis-colts
I stopped reading after "By Jemele Hill".

Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 03, 2012, 10:11:37 PM
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Jerry Jones, the NFL's only owner/general manager, won't even consider changing the structure of the Dallas Cowboys' front office, despite the fact that disappointing seasons have been the norm since the franchise's mid-1990s dynasty died.

"The facts are that I've spent 22 years doing this exactly the same way," Jones said Tuesday on KRLD-FM. "I've made a lot of changes from year to year as time goes along, but frankly, I know that when we do not have the kind of success, when we don't have expectations lived up to, the one that should get the most heat is the one that ultimately makes the decisions, period, with the Dallas Cowboys. And that's me."

Jones dismissed the idea of hiring a general manager from outside the organization, such as Bill Polian after the Indianapolis Colts fired the architect of their Super Bowl team. Jones emphasized that he uses information from many different sources to make football decisions.

In Jones' mind, adding a general manager to the payroll would clutter the decision-making process, not improve it.

"The thing you've got to realize is that when you have an owner that is full-time as the owner, then you create a situation where you have as much turnover at GM as you do at the coaching level," Jones said. "And I think that just deters from the mix."

The Cowboys have had six coaches, one general manager and one playoff win in the last 15 seasons.

The Cowboys just completed an 8-8 season in which they beat only one team that finished .500 or better. But Jones believes his team was talented enough to make a playoff run, and he's pleased with the coaching.

"More often than not, when you're in the kind of shape we are statistically, you're doing better in the playoffs," Jones said.

http://espn.go.com/dallas/nfl/story/_/id/7418937/dallas-cowboys-owner-jerry-jones-consider-giving-gm-title

 :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 03, 2012, 10:42:20 PM
RG3 definitely has a legit NFL arm and freak speed. He also had a consistently good college career; he had a great junior year and a damn good sophomore year. Compared to Cam Newton having one year on record. But Newton turned into perhaps a once in a lifetime player and is the definition of an outlier.

Newton is also 3 inches taller than RG3 and played (and dominated) a superior conference; Luck is 2 inches taller than RG3. I think RG3 can be a solid to good QB with the right team, but he's going to be a project early imo. Luck going to the Colts could get them into the playoffs or close, assuming Manning can't start or is traded. I think Hill's idea of sitting RG3 and having him learn from Manning makes sense...but why draft a project over a sure thing, especially at QB in the NFL?

Disclaimer: I don't think Luck is the best thing ever, I'm not even sure he has more potential than Newton. But dude is legit and will only get better
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 04, 2012, 04:29:08 AM
I don't see how a quarterback apprenticeship of holding a clipboard for multiple years is more beneficial than a bunch of actual playing time in the NFL (especially for an expensive early first-round pick). Citing Rodgers-Favre, as Hill does, is just post hoc nonsense. What did Rodgers learn from Favre, who was not exactly the smartest quarterback in NFL history, that was worth three years of his career? And what was the benefit to the team?

Manning didn't need a quarterback apprenticeship and his replacement doesn't need one either.




Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 07, 2012, 12:19:23 AM
Broncos have a chance against the Steelers...they're banged up to shit. The problem is that Tebow could get destroyed by the Steeler defense. Still I think this could be a close game that goes down to the wire, giving Tebow a chance to win the game
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 07, 2012, 12:32:10 AM
It can only go two ways, really close or Tebow's ass cheeks getting split and the massive Steeler thrust blows a cum glazed hole through his god fearing heart
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 07, 2012, 12:38:17 AM
I am praying to Satan that James Harrison hits him hard enough to make him 'asplode right there on the field.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 07, 2012, 02:33:39 AM
It's going to be 20-6, Steelers.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 07, 2012, 03:04:48 AM
RIP Lions  :-\

I'm not jumping ship, but I just don't see us winning. If the GB backups could torch us, lord knows what Breesus will do.

Next season our RBs will be healthy, although I think Jahvid Best will be out of the league in the next couple years. This many concussions is a bad sign and at some point he has to think about his future/health. Outside of that I hope we upgrade the secondary in the draft or FA, plus I'd love to see the o-line addressed.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Akala on January 07, 2012, 06:52:50 AM
Damned espn has gotten me nervous by hyping the game all week. Have faith, but we got run on by the Seahawks last year. Outside tho! Think they got this. Just hope Brees isn't stomped on or anything. Lions are on the up tho. If they can fill in a few gaps (and stafford can stay healthy), they're gonna be good for a while.

Dream scenario:
Saints beat lions and travel to beat niners.
Someone beats green bay in lambeau for us :p
Home conf championship game.
Super bowl against dark lord Brady. Or tebow lolol
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 07, 2012, 03:24:01 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sShsoUL_zj4
 :lol (first 30 seconds)

Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 07, 2012, 07:20:55 PM
Foster :bow
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 07, 2012, 08:21:08 PM
Lions with a near perfect opening drive
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Himu on January 07, 2012, 08:39:45 PM
THE TEXANS :punch
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 07, 2012, 08:57:24 PM
Megatron!
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 07, 2012, 08:57:36 PM
If Detroit actually wins, I want PD to come in here and apologize for not having any faith in his team.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 07, 2012, 09:00:49 PM
If Detroit actually wins, I want PD to come in here and apologize for not having any faith in his team.

I'm a practical fan. Our run defense looks bad and while we have pressured Breesus a bit, he's still hitting his targets. Our offense looks great but I'm getting scared of Shaun Rogers
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 07, 2012, 09:01:24 PM
Both defenses look awful.  Stop poo-pooing your team!
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 07, 2012, 09:10:52 PM
Refs fucking us blowing that fumble dead
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 07, 2012, 09:35:39 PM
Good hold there. This should be 21-10 if not for bullshit refs
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 07, 2012, 09:35:58 PM
That game should've already been 14-10 before kick-off.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 07, 2012, 10:02:44 PM
Pathetic officiating
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Akala on January 07, 2012, 10:11:22 PM
Yeah. Still :hyper
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 07, 2012, 10:18:55 PM
the absolute worst display of officiating I've ever seen.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 07, 2012, 10:20:44 PM
Stafford with the gutsy run. I love this kid
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 07, 2012, 10:23:26 PM
I love Stafford
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 07, 2012, 10:24:17 PM
game is much better than I thought it'd be.  Go Lions.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Akala on January 07, 2012, 10:24:45 PM
D:
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 07, 2012, 10:46:20 PM
That's game. Our defense is horrible despite so much talent on the def line. I don't get it
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 07, 2012, 10:50:43 PM
womp womp/

I blame your awful secondary and the refs.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 07, 2012, 10:52:52 PM
Our secondary sucks but that doesn't explain our inability to stop a decent run game
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Akala on January 07, 2012, 10:53:55 PM
Come onnnnn boys
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 07, 2012, 11:20:33 PM
Grats to the Saints. I take comfort knowing they're going to expose the 49ers next weekend
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Akala on January 07, 2012, 11:22:09 PM
Oh god I hope so. Sorry for the loss PD. See the lions stickin around for a few years tho.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 08, 2012, 01:03:21 AM
The Lions just need a running game and maybe some help in the secondary.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 08, 2012, 01:12:25 AM
Maybe? A back up torched us for nearly 500 yards.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 08, 2012, 01:16:53 AM
Yeah, but I think if your offense wasn't so one dimensional and could keep you on the field longer you'd be most of the way there.  Keep in mind that even if you have awesome dudes in the secondary it's not like they're really allowed to do shit these days.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 08, 2012, 01:21:37 AM
Agreed, some semblance of a run game would definitely help and keep defenses honest. I think we need help on the o-line for that, which hopefully we address in the draft. I'm bummed we'll most likely spend another high draft pick on an RB though, with LeShoure recovering from the torn ACL and Jahvid Best being 1-2 concussions from being out the league.  :-\

But there's no excuse for our shitty secondary. The LB core has been greatly improved but I'd also love to see more focus ther
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 08, 2012, 01:30:37 AM
Take heart from the Texans example- last year their defense was ATROCIOUS but they got a quality coordinator who could get the best out of the personnel he had and got a couple of decent guys and all of a sudden they're a top tier defense.  It can happen quick.

Just wish my Falcons would pay attention to their defense. :P
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 08, 2012, 03:28:14 AM
Just thirteen hours until James Harrison murders our lord and savior
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Stoney Mason on January 08, 2012, 10:32:03 AM
Have you ever seen a miracle and embraced your savior?


Today you Will.


Believe
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on January 08, 2012, 12:43:49 PM
anyone want to help a bro out who is stuck in europe with a live stream  :-*?
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 08, 2012, 02:42:54 PM

http://atdhe1.net/
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 08, 2012, 02:56:34 PM
I kinda want Atlanta to win to prevent disaster.

My buddy grew up in Jersey and is a lifelong hardcore Giants fan. His wife is from Wisconsin and is a lifelong hardcore Packers fan.

It New York wins, they play Green Bay next weekend. Whoever wins that game, we all lose.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 08, 2012, 02:58:15 PM
Well if the Lions had gotten their business taken care of against a backup GB team, we'd probably be clowning on the Giants right now

*drinks more mikes hard lemonade*

go tebow
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 08, 2012, 02:59:16 PM
Mike's?!?!?

Oh PD, you're a funny little man.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 08, 2012, 03:01:05 PM
mikes ftrw

mix it with strawberry grape juice mmm
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 08, 2012, 03:12:06 PM
Atlanta sucks.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 08, 2012, 03:19:58 PM
this is just depressing
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 08, 2012, 03:23:08 PM
this is just depressing
Tebow will lift our spirits.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 08, 2012, 03:24:12 PM
Tebow will die for sins.

But he won't be resurrected.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 08, 2012, 03:27:19 PM

And on the third day, he was intercepted.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 08, 2012, 03:31:33 PM
timothy tebow can do it, the Steelers are banged up
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 08, 2012, 04:41:08 PM
I'm so tired of touchbacks
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 08, 2012, 04:43:04 PM
What's the point of kicking the ball anymore? They always start at the 20th...
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 08, 2012, 04:51:55 PM
FOX Sports' Jay Glazer reports that the Broncos do plan to use Brady Quinn on third downs in Sunday's Wild Card game against the Steelers.
It's unclear whether Quinn will play in all third-and-long situations to open the game, or whether he'll only play in some packages. Per Glazer, the Broncos would bench Tebow outright if he "completely struggles." Either way, it's pretty clear Tebow is going to have to start Sunday's game hot from a passing-game standpoint in order to last four quarters. His rhythm could be affected if the Broncos mix and match quarterbacks during the game. Jan 8 - 12:24 PM

:drudge
 :lol
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 08, 2012, 05:27:30 PM
:o
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Stoney Mason on January 08, 2012, 05:27:53 PM
And on the seventh day, Tebow looked down upon his creation.

And it was good.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Stoney Mason on January 08, 2012, 05:41:46 PM
(http://imagesofjesus.net/wp-content/gallery/images-of-jesus/jesus3.jpg)
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 08, 2012, 05:42:16 PM
Jesus took the last three weeks off from helping Tebow, but he's back
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 08, 2012, 05:43:32 PM
Really? :lol
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 08, 2012, 05:44:39 PM
(http://imagesofjesus.net/wp-content/gallery/images-of-jesus/jesus3.jpg)
.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 08, 2012, 05:45:02 PM
Tebow looking legit
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 08, 2012, 05:48:47 PM
Tebow looking legit

Doubting Thomas.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 08, 2012, 05:49:55 PM
Rapelesburger with the taint
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Stoney Mason on January 08, 2012, 05:50:10 PM
Jesus is punishing Roethlisberger for his sins.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 08, 2012, 05:52:17 PM
Fucking Steelers, what a bunch of choking cocksuckers.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 08, 2012, 05:53:02 PM
I don't care about Tebow's religious faith, he's just typically a shit quarterback. He's playing well today, though. None of that last minute shit, he's actually passing the ball for once.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 08, 2012, 05:59:44 PM
Not only that, Fox is calling plays for him and not forcing bad situations. That first drive (two bad runs then a tough third down pass) is basically what the Broncos have been doing over the last three games, and it's not working. Gotta let Tebow make some easy throws. He's going to hit some big throw plays simply because safeties play so close to the d-line against him
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Stoney Mason on January 08, 2012, 06:06:56 PM
(http://deceiver.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/ben-roethlisberger-drunk-2.jpg)
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 08, 2012, 06:07:01 PM
I really fail to see how the Steelers would be worse off with Charlie Batch in there now.  Rapistburger is complete shit.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 08, 2012, 06:16:34 PM
:roflesberger

Way to screw yourself out of even getting a field goal to end the half.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 08, 2012, 06:18:05 PM
What the hell @ that snap lol
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Stoney Mason on January 08, 2012, 06:21:02 PM
They just showed a commercial for this. Fuck this society.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLYl15-9CRk
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 08, 2012, 06:21:19 PM
There needs to be a GIF of one of those Tebow bombs and have Jesus come in cradling the ball mid-air
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 08, 2012, 06:25:36 PM
lmao I'm watching a Pittsburg feed of the game and Zack Follet is on the halftime panel, praising Tebow lmao. You guys think Tebow is bad, thank science you didn't have to put up with this clown on your team
http://www.nationalfootballpost.com/Satan-works-through-media-according-to-Zack-Follett.html

Sucks his career was cut short but dude is crazy
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 08, 2012, 06:55:16 PM
Refs fucking the Broncos lol
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 08, 2012, 07:33:25 PM
They just showed a commercial for this. Fuck this society.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLYl15-9CRk
Ugly male with a hot female. Yeah, it's an American sitcom.
(http://www.cbs.com/cms/files/v2/show_promos/rob_promo_photos.jpg)
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 08, 2012, 07:34:28 PM
Man there are a lot of Pittsburgh fans at the game.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 08, 2012, 07:36:56 PM
Any excuse to GTFO of Pittsburgh.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 08, 2012, 07:44:19 PM
They just showed a commercial for this. Fuck this society.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLYl15-9CRk
Ugly male with a hot female. Yeah, it's an American sitcom.
(http://www.cbs.com/cms/files/v2/show_promos/rob_promo_photos.jpg)

his real wife
(http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.116268!/img/httpImage/image.jpg)

Dare I say his tv wife is a downgrade
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 08, 2012, 07:45:45 PM
Time for a Tebow game-winning drive.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 08, 2012, 07:47:29 PM
his real wife
(http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.116268!/img/httpImage/image.jpg)

Dare I say his tv wife is a downgrade

Does he play a semi-famous millionaire on the show?

The actress playing his Mexican wife is a Spaniard. Mexicans can't even play Mexicans on primetime TV.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 08, 2012, 07:50:09 PM
stop being anti-Semitic
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 08, 2012, 07:52:10 PM
stop being anti-Semitic
They killed Tebow's best-friend!
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 08, 2012, 07:53:18 PM
Any excuse to GTFO of Pittsburgh.

There's a lot of Steelers fans in Seattle, too. Pittsburgh is definitely one of those places you're from, not one you move to.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 08, 2012, 07:54:47 PM
Any excuse to GTFO of Pittsburgh.

There's a lot of Steelers fans in Seattle, too. Pittsburgh is definitely one of those places you're from, not one you move to.

There are solid Steeler fans everywhere; obviously you have the bandwagon types who love the jersey or whatever, but I've run into a lot of legit fans in Michigan and nearly every state I've been in.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 08, 2012, 07:55:06 PM
Any excuse to GTFO of Pittsburgh.

There's a lot of Steelers fans in Seattle, too. Pittsburgh is definitely one of those places you're from, not one you move to.

It's the Saskatchewan of America. 
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 08, 2012, 07:58:36 PM
I've never understood being a fan of a city that you don't have ties to.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 08, 2012, 07:59:12 PM
Jesus knocked that ball loose. Believe.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 08, 2012, 07:59:33 PM
I've never understood being a fan of a city that you don't have ties to.
I'll cheer for the Mavs if I want to, jerk.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 08, 2012, 08:02:48 PM
Defensive, much? :lol

I love my shitty Seattle teams.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 08, 2012, 08:04:51 PM
There are a lot of folks from PA (and Kentucky...) in Michigan

Broncos get ball first, here we gooo
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 08, 2012, 08:07:19 PM
Defensive, much? :lol

I love my shitty Seattle teams.

How 'bout those SuperSonics.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 08, 2012, 08:08:10 PM
HOLD MAH DDIIIIICKKKKKKK

TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW
 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 08, 2012, 08:09:10 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wB9YIsKIEbA

He's no Doubting Thomas now. Believe
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Stoney Mason on January 08, 2012, 08:11:36 PM
(http://patdollard.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/ChurchOfSatan1.jpg)
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 08, 2012, 08:12:50 PM
What do you say to that, Christopher Hitchens? That's right--nothing. You're dead!
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 08, 2012, 08:14:22 PM
(http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs2/1467067_o.gif)
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 08, 2012, 08:15:23 PM
BrandNew, are you okay? Post if you are okay!

Is it possible to tie a noose using a scarf?
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 08, 2012, 08:16:02 PM
fucking tits, the broncs won. #suiciding
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 08, 2012, 08:16:05 PM
:lol

I don't give a shit anymore, it's just hilarious at this point.

Tebow bringing the lulz.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 08, 2012, 08:17:02 PM
Tim Tebow just took Dick LeBeau's defense to the woodshed. There are no words  :lol
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: pilonv1 on January 08, 2012, 08:17:11 PM
What's your excuse now Tebow haters? :smug
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 08, 2012, 08:17:21 PM
fucking tits, the broncs won. #suiciding

Don't do it--you won't like what awaits you on the other side.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 08, 2012, 08:18:26 PM
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/2000211-sports-and-racing-nfl/61599954
:rofl
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 08, 2012, 08:21:20 PM
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/2000211-sports-and-racing-nfl/61599954
:rofl
Tebow even has prophets.  :o

Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 08, 2012, 08:28:51 PM
PASSING YARDS: Tebow 316
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 08, 2012, 08:29:11 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMK9FKMG3Nc

Skip is going to be insufferable for the next year, no matter what happens next week
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: pilonv1 on January 08, 2012, 08:29:21 PM
Tebow 3:16 says I just whooped your ass
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 08, 2012, 08:29:46 PM
 :'(

Go Niners I guess.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Akala on January 08, 2012, 08:37:44 PM
:'(

Go Niners I guess.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuu
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 08, 2012, 08:42:01 PM
Niners are going to get stomped
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 08, 2012, 08:43:06 PM
Skip is going to be insufferable for the next year, no matter what happens next week

So, basically, nothing changes.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 08, 2012, 08:46:20 PM
Niners are going to get stomped
They shouldn't even try getting to the Super Bowl. Tebow would destroy modern Sodom.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 08, 2012, 08:48:44 PM
pick em

NO @ SF - 49ers are going to be exposed hard
DEN @ NE - fuck it I'm going all in
HOU @ BAL
NYG @ GB - Giants get to play a big boy QB
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 08, 2012, 08:50:02 PM
Nah.  Good D will be able to stop the Saints, or at least slow 'em down.  Smith will be able to put up 21 points or so.  Should be close, but I like the Niners.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 08, 2012, 09:03:06 PM
fucking tits, the broncs won. #suiciding

Don't do it--you won't like what awaits you on the other side.

did it, the internet connection sucks and the devil only wants to watch nascar
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 08, 2012, 09:04:29 PM
:lol

I don't give a shit anymore, it's just hilarious at this point.

Tebow bringing the lulz.

much like videogames, i'm not really a fanboy of any team as i am an anti-fanboy, and i LOVE watching tebow and the broncs lose :-( he's the nintendo ds of the nfl
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 08, 2012, 09:08:06 PM
A little late, but:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 08, 2012, 09:10:03 PM
The thing about Tebow is that it's funny that he's upsetting other teams chances but the joke can only go so far. People trolling for Tebow are playing with fire (as I am). With that said, I hope he finishes the Pats and dies at the championship for our sins.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 08, 2012, 09:13:45 PM
At this point, you're just stubborn if you can't accept that God sent Tebow down to Earth to spread Christianity through mediocre quarterback play. 316 yards? 3:16! Touchdown to Thomas, as in Doubting Thomas. All his best passes all have a a lot of arc to them--Noah's Ark! The signs are all there, people.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 08, 2012, 09:15:20 PM
Tebow comes in and wipes the earth clean of rapists (and rape apologists, lets be real here Steelers fans) seems only right to me.  Now he will wipe the NFL clean of cheaters as well.

And using God's help isn't a form of cheating?
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: pilonv1 on January 08, 2012, 09:49:12 PM
Quote
If Elway asked someone what Tebow's passing numbers were today, they'd have to answer, "John, 316."

:lol
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 08, 2012, 11:13:05 PM
I fucking hate football so fucking much right now.

So.

Fucking.

Much.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 08, 2012, 11:18:27 PM
:smug
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 08, 2012, 11:25:29 PM
What's truly unfortunate about the whole thing is that I was resigned to the Steelers losing, and didn't even really mind too much- the Steelers are an obnoxious team with a bunch of fans who have no relation to Pittsburgh and their quarterback is a rapist.  Fuck the Steelers, they played shitty and deserved to lose.  They fucked up two easy field goals by a shitty snap and a quarterback who is too stupid to sit down when his play is gonna hurt his team... then again I don't really know of any SMART rapists so whatever.

No, the unfortunate part is that they let the Broncos and their mongloid Jesus loving virgin halfback masquerading as a qb pull of another OMG TEBOW MAGIC TIME JESUS LOVES US win.  For fucks sakes Steelers, do the decent thing here and just let them beat you in regulation without Jesus Boy putting another bullshit last second win together.  Have the decency to do THAT, anyway.

Seriously, if the Broncos somehow make the Superbowl I am fucking done with football.  This is bullshit.  Someone needs to break his fucking legs so he's the World's Most Interesting Insurance Agent or whatever.  Get this jumped up Jesus fucker out of my sport.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 08, 2012, 11:33:23 PM
God decided to treat Tebow like Job, messing his life up for three weeks to test his faith then be like "sorry dawg, I still fucks with you no homo"
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 09, 2012, 12:07:36 AM
Mmmm...atheist tears, they taste like sweet, sweet honey. :drool
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 09, 2012, 01:28:26 AM
Mmmm...atheist tears, they taste like sweet, sweet honey. :drool

Honestly, the whole Jesus stuff is just annoying; what really pisses me off is that Tebow is. just. not. that. good.  Period.  He's not a quarterback- he's a jumped up halfback that can occasionally complete passes.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 09, 2012, 12:45:37 PM
They'd rather have him than 20 anyone. He appeals to such a large group of the population while annoying another part. I like him in the sense that he's a guy so intent on getting better and is a hard worker. I honestly think he can be a decent to good qb in this league.

A shitty qb doesn't dice the Steelers like that in the playoffs. Dude came to play.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 09, 2012, 10:13:46 PM
The best part is even the people who hate him still watch.  Win-win.

(http://images4.cpcache.com/product_zoom/606289874v0_460x460_Front_Color-White_padToSquare-true.jpg)

Yup, Tebow is the only reason why Van Cruncheon has been following the NFL. 
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 09, 2012, 10:41:50 PM
Quote
Tim Tebow's Broncos nab best NFL wild-card ratings in 24 years

Quote
The game earned a stunning 25.9 household rating and a 43 share, according to early data from Nielsen.

Quote
The overtime drew a 31.6 television rating.

(http://media.hamptonroads.com/cache/files/images/766221.jpg)
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 09, 2012, 11:13:07 PM
that can't be fucking right.

ugh, I hate him so fucking much.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 09, 2012, 11:13:43 PM
Response, Atheist-Bore? :smug
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 09, 2012, 11:17:22 PM
brb, too busy cutting my wrists so i can escape tebow in hell
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 09, 2012, 11:41:11 PM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/09/mile-high-halo-over-broncos_n_1194204.html
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 10, 2012, 12:09:24 AM
:smug
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 10, 2012, 12:26:38 AM
(http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/4084/smug.gif)
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 10, 2012, 12:45:03 AM
What I love about all this is the celebration of a false idol. Tebow goin' to hell for inciting this.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 10, 2012, 12:46:01 AM
Nah, it's just fun seeing a good Christian boy whuppin' up on a bunch of sinners every Sunday. :smug
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: etiolate on January 10, 2012, 06:21:20 AM
The Broncos D hasn't done that well vs highly potent offenses. Detroit and the Pats immediatly punished Denver for any Tebow 4 and outs or fumbles.

The Saints have been putting up points in the 20s on the road, against defenses nowhere near as good as the Niners. The Saints give up 5 ypa vs the rush. If they give up that to the Niners run game, SF will just chew clock and do their thing. The Niners have been a little susceptible to RBs making plays in the passing game against their defense and they once in awhile give up a big pass play, but that tends to happen when they blitz more often in a game. I don't see SF blitzing the Saints a lot. A lot will rest on Sproles breaking something underneath when Willis or Bowman are not on him. Goldson sometimes blow a tackle by overplaying for the hit or INT. I can see the Saints going at Goldson if he's matched up on Sproles.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Brehvolution on January 10, 2012, 09:39:59 AM
I'd lock up PWill on Sproles and Goldson on Graham. Aldon Smith needs to have the game of his life hitting Breesus. But I'm resigned to the fact that the niners can't match points with the Saints. So i'm just gonna appreciate the great season they had and how much better they'll be next season.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 10, 2012, 09:45:22 AM
Tebow will complete 31.6% against the Pats, just to really drive home the message.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Brehvolution on January 10, 2012, 10:45:34 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 10, 2012, 02:22:25 PM
I'd love to see a 49ers and Giants NFC championship
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 10, 2012, 04:07:35 PM
Tebowing has gone mainstream:

(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxknyvJz1L1qdwwa3.gif)

Wait, that's a hockey player; Tebowing has gone fringe.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Bloodwake on January 10, 2012, 08:45:45 PM
Maybe we will get a Packers - Broncs Super Bowl again.

But the right team's going to win this time.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Stoney Mason on January 11, 2012, 02:15:30 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAIQWzW1MIc

 :gun
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Narag on January 11, 2012, 02:42:30 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5OAGHXc1ZU
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 11, 2012, 03:16:09 PM
A new challenger has appeared. Triumph, explain!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QARNEhpTA0M
:rofl
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 11, 2012, 11:26:58 PM
That shit is old, don't you ever read any of the KissingSuzyKolber stuff?
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 11, 2012, 11:32:10 PM
Nope
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 11, 2012, 11:44:05 PM
A new challenger has appeared. Triumph, explain!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QARNEhpTA0M
:rofl

That video was posted in 2009, Tebow is just trying to rip off Rivers' shtick.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 11, 2012, 11:53:49 PM
Nope

That's right, despite being a young black man I forgot that you basically have the sense of humor of Mandark's great aunt.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 14, 2012, 12:00:52 PM
Pick time

NO over SF
DEN over NE
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 14, 2012, 04:42:25 PM
SF over NO
NE over DEN
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 14, 2012, 05:15:43 PM
lol PD thinking the Saints were going to blow out SF
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 14, 2012, 05:21:56 PM
god dammit
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 14, 2012, 05:52:53 PM
Breesus!
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Stoney Mason on January 14, 2012, 06:15:49 PM
In a few hours god will smite you unbelievers.


spoiler (click to show/hide)
Brady is gonna crush the Broncos and then go home and fuck his hot wife. That's a real hero.
[close]
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 14, 2012, 06:37:45 PM
I'm going full distinguished mentally-challenged fellow and rooting for Satan Brady tonight
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 14, 2012, 07:32:47 PM
49ers d-line is making the Lions look like chumps in hindsight. We couldn't touch Breesus last weekend
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 14, 2012, 07:53:52 PM
 :o
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 14, 2012, 07:56:47 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 14, 2012, 08:05:19 PM
omg this game  :lol
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 14, 2012, 08:12:58 PM
Who shat (the bed)?
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 14, 2012, 08:14:21 PM
MVP, huh? :smug
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 14, 2012, 08:15:28 PM
49'ers timeout? :rofl
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 14, 2012, 08:21:26 PM
mwaahaahahahahaaha 2 minutes in and already the dark lord is up a touchdown
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 14, 2012, 08:22:37 PM
Tebow, meet Lord Brady
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 14, 2012, 08:22:50 PM
mwaahaahahahahaaha 2 minutes in and already the dark lord is up a touchdown

4th Quarter is the only one that matters.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: etiolate on January 14, 2012, 08:24:12 PM
Haters. Doubters.

Alex Smith

BELIEVE

Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 14, 2012, 08:36:23 PM
This Tebow bullshit ends tonight.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Himu on January 14, 2012, 08:37:09 PM
TEBOW WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOSE BABY LOSE
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 14, 2012, 09:12:02 PM
Fox's playcalling is stuffing Tebow in a bow again...
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Himu on January 14, 2012, 09:17:27 PM
:rofl 21-7
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 14, 2012, 09:32:52 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Himu on January 14, 2012, 09:35:46 PM
AHAHAHA 28-7

61 yard pass :rofl
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 14, 2012, 09:36:13 PM
EVIL WILL ALWAYS TRIUMPH, BECAUSE GOOD IS DUMB AND PRETENDS TO BE A VIRGIN
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Himu on January 14, 2012, 09:40:51 PM
that dropped pass :rofl
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 14, 2012, 09:48:22 PM
SWEEP THE LEG
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 14, 2012, 09:55:47 PM
Tebow can generate 28+ points in the second half, right?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I never doubted you, Lord Brady.
[close]
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 14, 2012, 10:04:07 PM
We all should have known that Tebow was done as soon as Maurice picked the Broncos to win.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 14, 2012, 10:05:02 PM
Broncos are still running the ball predominantly lmao
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 14, 2012, 10:16:28 PM
It is finished.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Himu on January 14, 2012, 10:16:38 PM
41-7 :rofl
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 14, 2012, 10:17:56 PM
run run pass punt

Pathetic. I'm not saying the Broncos would be in the game if Tebow was passing, but they have made NO offense adjustments. The run game isn't working at all, time to try something else Fox
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Himu on January 14, 2012, 10:19:17 PM
maurice, are you a betting man?
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 14, 2012, 10:29:31 PM
only avatar bets
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 14, 2012, 10:31:00 PM
Honestly tho, it doesn't matter what Denver's "offense" would have done, there's no way they would have kept pace with Brady.  I hope they keep stepping on the neck hard enough to kill Skip Bayless from sympathy pains.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 14, 2012, 10:33:06 PM
3 sacks
3 complete passes
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Himu on January 14, 2012, 10:34:29 PM
k if the broncs lose, you have to have your avatar for a full year
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 14, 2012, 10:41:52 PM
You can't propose an avatar bet towards the end of a game, it's against the rules
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 14, 2012, 10:52:55 PM
You can't propose an avatar bet towards the end of a game, it's against the rules

Guess someone doesn't have faith in Jesus
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 14, 2012, 10:54:37 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L79aeAn4j8Y

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mx_otdnYRak
swaggg
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Himu on January 14, 2012, 11:09:22 PM
tebow runnin back :rofl
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 14, 2012, 11:12:52 PM
Couldn't score from 3 yards out :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Himu on January 14, 2012, 11:16:42 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy1dXPuI_gE
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Himu on January 14, 2012, 11:18:51 PM
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 14, 2012, 11:47:38 PM
@RealSkipBayless Proud to have picked Tebow to win this 1. He had a great run. Took 1-4 team to 2nd round. Amazing for QB w/ only 3 starts. Congrats, Tim
 :lol
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 15, 2012, 12:01:13 AM
I expect the usual bluster and whining from Brainless on Monday.  The real treat will be seeing what those lunatic Taiwanese animators do for this game.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 15, 2012, 12:10:01 AM
How long will ESPN dissect, debate, and analyze this game? A week? A month? Tebow is the new Favre
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 15, 2012, 12:18:20 AM
I just wish they had gone to Brady Quinn at some point.  Or that Vince Wilfork had eaten one of Tebow's legs.  Or that a meteor had killed little Timmy.  SOMETHING.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Akala on January 15, 2012, 02:09:14 AM
FIVE FUCKING TURNOVERS. AND STILL ONLY LOSE BY A TD.  :maf :maf :maf :maf

Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 15, 2012, 04:49:14 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy1dXPuI_gE

Is that your nephew, Cajole?
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Himu on January 15, 2012, 01:55:43 PM
COME ONNNNNNNNN TEXANS!
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Himu on January 15, 2012, 02:13:38 PM
my man andre johnson got dat hustle
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Himu on January 15, 2012, 03:39:36 PM
Even if the Texans lose, I'm damn proud of this team. The game against the Ravens is fantastic.

Dat defense.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Himu on January 15, 2012, 04:23:38 PM
We lost but all we gotta do is toughen up Yates and with a healthy Schaub and our toughened up defense, we will be back tougher than ever.

Texans Super Bowl 2013
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 15, 2012, 04:58:05 PM
fuck the ravens, ugh
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Himu on January 15, 2012, 05:05:38 PM
ravens are fucked anyways, bro. especially with reed injured.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 15, 2012, 05:12:13 PM
regardless, it's the worst possible AFC championship I could've imagined.  I hate both teams so fucking much.

Go Niners.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 15, 2012, 06:37:59 PM
Haha packers
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: etiolate on January 15, 2012, 06:42:40 PM
Right now, neither of these teams scare me as a Niners fan. The Packers are off and the Giants don't look much different from the team the Niners beat earlier.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Himu on January 15, 2012, 06:45:14 PM
you like the niners?

i thought all bay area folks hate the niners? that's my experience every time I visit.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 15, 2012, 07:30:05 PM
you like the niners?

i thought all bay area folks hate the niners? that's my experience every time I visit.

Black people :teehee
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 15, 2012, 07:53:34 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/x0tVe.jpg)
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 15, 2012, 07:59:15 PM
BlueTsunami, can I jump on the Giants bandwagon? I've been waiting for someone to beat my most disliked teams, either the 49ers or the Packers. The Saints couldn't get it done, so here I am :rock
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Himu on January 15, 2012, 08:05:12 PM
you like the niners?

i thought all bay area folks hate the niners? that's my experience every time I visit.

Black people :teehee

in the bay area it seems like most people support the raiders

then again, i'm talking about black folks
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 15, 2012, 08:18:30 PM
Tebow, Breesus, and Rodgers are false idols.

 :bow Lord Brady :bow2
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 15, 2012, 08:55:29 PM
BlueTsunami, can I jump on the Giants bandwagon? I've been waiting for someone to beat my most disliked teams, either the 49ers or the Packers. The Saints couldn't get it done, so here I am :rock

I accept you into the fold!  :pimp

This team! I'm refraining from calling anything though even believing that this seems like the 2007 run. Each game should be attacked without any pretenses as to what it could and couldn't be. I think the 49ers are going to be very tough, tougher than Green Bay when they're at their optimal level. Can't wait to watch it though.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 15, 2012, 09:05:51 PM
San Fran was looking pretty sexy yesterday.  I hope it's a defensive smashmouth of a game.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: etiolate on January 15, 2012, 11:10:29 PM
you like the niners?

i thought all bay area folks hate the niners? that's my experience every time I visit.

No, bay area loves the Niners. East bay is pretty Raiders heavy, but western Bay, North Bay and South Bay/San Jose is Niners dominated.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: etiolate on January 15, 2012, 11:22:45 PM
And now some images of Donte Whitner doing his Ronnie Lott impersonation.

(http://geekbasix.com/imagehosting/images/intblowedu.gif)
(http://www.abload.de/img/idyxplwslw6.gif)
(http://geekbasix.com/imagehosting/images/whitner.gif)
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 16, 2012, 12:19:13 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy1dXPuI_gE

Is that your nephew, Cajole?

I taught him well.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 16, 2012, 04:01:31 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy1dXPuI_gE

Is that your nephew, Cajole?

I taught him well.

Yes you did. He has a nice plaid shirt there.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Brehvolution on January 16, 2012, 08:47:45 AM
OMG that niner game. I was so emotionally spent by the end I went to bed shortly after the game. 5 turnovers and still almost lose is unsettling.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 22, 2012, 03:07:58 PM
Conference Championship time!!!

Pats - 49ers Super Bowl is my prediction.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 22, 2012, 03:10:30 PM
Ravens Giants. fuck da niners!
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 22, 2012, 03:12:24 PM
I'm playing the Ravens spoiler supporter today, but I just think Brady is gonna level them.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 22, 2012, 04:10:06 PM
Flacco looking eli-te :bow
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 22, 2012, 04:21:07 PM
I suppose I'm rooting for the Ravens today...ugh
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 22, 2012, 05:17:47 PM
WOW
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 22, 2012, 05:20:43 PM
I wonder which potential SB match is dreaded the most by the NFL/Goddell? Ravens v Niners most likely. Could be an ugly, but obviously good, game
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 22, 2012, 05:32:49 PM
Ravens vs 49ers would be loved by the NFL. Brother vs brother is a big story for the media to run with.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 22, 2012, 06:11:59 PM
what the fuck
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 22, 2012, 06:13:12 PM
Poor Billy. That sucks.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: etiolate on January 22, 2012, 06:14:08 PM
man

terrible drop, gotta secure that ball

then flacco coulda just ran for the first down, got a TO and take one more shot before kicking

but then the shank
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 22, 2012, 06:20:28 PM
Baltimore also should've kicked the field goal on that 4th and 6 play instead of throwing it away.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 22, 2012, 06:22:23 PM
Billy Cun-whiff.

NFL-Gaf will be disgusting now.  Pats fans  :yuck
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 22, 2012, 06:23:50 PM
Why didn't they run on 2nd and 1? wtf they had two time outs
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 22, 2012, 07:06:49 PM
Davis is fast as hell
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 22, 2012, 09:55:44 PM
One of my best friends is a Giants fan. One of my best friends is a 49ers fan.

They're both having heart attacks right now :lol
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 22, 2012, 10:08:04 PM
I'm not going to make fun of Eli again. The man is clutch
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: tiesto on January 22, 2012, 10:24:52 PM
I don't have any fingernails left to bite anymore...
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: OptimoPeach on January 22, 2012, 10:34:34 PM
Niners choking this away but the NFL overtime rules are still dumb as all hell
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 22, 2012, 10:40:54 PM
Grats Giants. Tough loss for the Niners/Etiolet. Great season. I'm a hater but you guys played hard from start to finish

Niners choking this away but the NFL overtime rules are still dumb as all hell

The NCAA's OT rules are so much better. I doubt the NFL will change it though, given the potential harm it could do to tv schedules. Hell Fox has to be pissed about this OT game tonight given it heavily delayed American Idol's premier; imagine how much more pissed they'd be if that field goal didn't end the game.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: etiolate on January 22, 2012, 10:45:51 PM
That was lame as fuck
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 22, 2012, 10:46:31 PM
That was lame as fuck

hahahahahahaha OWNED
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 22, 2012, 10:48:35 PM
Dedicated to FMT:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYlvPDZlt1Y

holddd maaahhh diiickkkkk
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 22, 2012, 11:21:02 PM
FUCK YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS

Also, FUCK VERNON DAVIS. Dudes an obnoxious bitch.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 23, 2012, 02:51:24 AM
Yea, dude has no problem getting his team multiple stupid penalties; he acts like a Detroit Lion!. Mike Singletary didn't put up with that shit, I wonder what Harbargh's stance is. The players seem to really like Harbaugh so I'm guessing he's not nearly as disciplinary 
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: etiolate on January 23, 2012, 03:14:34 AM
Harbaugh seems to have a very close and familiar relationship with the players.  At this point, Davis shouldn't need a Daddy. He should be a team leader.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Brehvolution on January 23, 2012, 10:56:56 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/yYySJ.jpg)
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Himu on January 23, 2012, 10:58:33 AM
This should be an interesting super bowl
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Bloodwake on January 24, 2012, 12:06:20 AM
Fuck the Patriots.

Also, the Giants.

That is all.

Looks like I will get to concentrate on drinking for this year's Super Bowl!
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 24, 2012, 12:26:27 AM
I feel like I have to root for the Dark Lord Brady in this one.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 24, 2012, 01:25:53 AM
never fucking root for tom brady.  Always root for the distinguished mentally-challenged player (aka Eli). 
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 24, 2012, 01:36:36 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hma8VA-zLSk
:bow

Brady :bow
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: etiolate on January 24, 2012, 01:44:01 AM
man, I was looking forward to the Niners defense sending Brady running and screaming back to the shoe store
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 29, 2012, 06:10:10 PM
Who is excited for the Pro Bo-

Yeah, I can't do it.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 29, 2012, 06:20:08 PM
Don't care, and I'm still smh'ing at Eli over Stafford. No Lions are playing in the game either; Megatron dropped out due to injury

How can the NFL change the game so it means something?
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 29, 2012, 06:27:07 PM
Who is excited for the Pro Bo-

Yeah, I can't do it.

On one hand, you'd have to be a pretty hardcore NFL fan to actually want to watch the pro bowl. On the other hand, anyone that watches the pro bowl should have their NFL fandom revoked.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 29, 2012, 07:42:19 PM
Don't care, and I'm still smh'ing at Eli over Stafford. No Lions are playing in the game either; Megatron dropped out due to injury

How can the NFL change the game so it means something?

Winning team gets $20 million and a year's supply of HGH.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 29, 2012, 07:50:52 PM
Have they thought about setting it up like MLB? Winner gets home in the Super Bowl. Its not much, but I don't know what else you could do.

Watched a few plays. Its a fucking flag football game.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 29, 2012, 09:30:06 PM
Have they thought about setting it up like MLB? Winner gets home in the Super Bowl. Its not much, but I don't know what else you could do.

Watched a few plays. Its a fucking flag football game.

But would that be enough for teams in the Super Bowl to let their players participate..? I doubt it.

Cash prizes/cars seems like a better incentive, maybe some charity stuff too
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 29, 2012, 11:58:12 PM
They should offer every player on the winning squad NFL Player Conduct Offsets, where you get to use them to get out of trouble with the league.  Put a vicious hit on a qb and give him a concussion?  No problem, spend your offsets!  Did you totally rape a chick (again!) and now it's looking like you're gonna get suspended?  Spend them offsets, baby!
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 30, 2012, 12:02:10 AM
They should offer every player on the winning squad NFL Player Conduct Offsets, where you get to use them to get out of trouble with the league.  Put a vicious hit on a qb and give him a concussion?  No problem, spend your offsets!  Did you totally rape a chick (again!) and now it's looking like you're gonna get suspended?  Spend them offsets, baby!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO9ZU40RSqw
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: etiolate on January 30, 2012, 12:56:46 AM
Winner of the Pro Bowl gets Peyton Manning's head in a jar.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 30, 2012, 05:51:58 PM
A positive article on positive punishment

http://espn.go.com/boston/nfl/story/_/id/7518409/bill-belichick-everybody-critic-film-sessions (http://espn.go.com/boston/nfl/story/_/id/7518409/bill-belichick-everybody-critic-film-sessions)

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"They were right," Ihedigbo later confirmed. "Bill ran that play for weeks. He kept bringing it up: 'Now see, this is where Ihedigbo got caught deep.'

"After a while, it became more generic. It was, 'Hey, we might see a double reverse this week like we did against Washington.' And there I am, up on the screen, in the wrong place all over again."

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For a split second, Gostowski actually thought he might escape the humiliating film sessions, since his mistake occurred during the season finale.

Ah, no.

"Bill teed it up the first week the following season," Gostowski said. "He reminded me of that kick almost every day

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Weaver juked past Bruschi, then burned him for a 14-yard touchdown thrown by Jay Fiedler seven seconds before halftime. The Patriots went on to lose 30-10.

"I knew I was going to hear about it," Bruschi said, "but Bill was still showing that play five years later. By then it was no longer, 'Look at what Bruschi did.' It was, 'Here's an example of bad situational football.' By 2007 I was saying to him, 'Hey Bill, do you think we can find another example?"'

Bruschi admitted the repeated humiliation was, at times, infuriating.

"But I've got to tell you, it works," he said.

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"He never compliments you," linebacker Rob Ninkovich said. "He'll throw you a little something once in a while, but it's never, 'Good job.'

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Vrabel checked in as an eligible receiver, then turned and hauled in the touchdown pass from Brady.

Upon further review, the coach was peeved by the result. Belichick pieced together a montage of Vrabel's offensive forays, then highlighted the lowlights of his attempts to block in his role as a tight end.

"No wonder we throw to you," the Belistrator cackled when the lights came up. "Nobody in their right mind would run behind a block like that."

etc.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 30, 2012, 10:29:21 PM
I LOVE YOU COACH HITLER
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 31, 2012, 01:56:07 AM
Coach like Lombardi, aka give positive reinforcement and a notion of brotherhood amongst the team: win three straight championships

Coach like Belichek, aka never giving credit or acknowledgment to your players: win three super bowls

WHO DO I CHOSE AHHH
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 31, 2012, 03:40:29 PM
Lombardi has five rings total, though.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 31, 2012, 07:33:29 PM
I LOVE YOU COACH HITLER

I'm sure Hitler gave out compliments from time to time. "You killed how many Jews? Wow. Good job, Hans."
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 01, 2012, 08:25:13 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ME_ZDP8gts0
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 05, 2012, 02:14:42 PM
Super Bowl bump

plans? food? predictions?

I can't root against Tom Brady so I'm jumping off the Giants bandwagon
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 05, 2012, 02:17:42 PM
Heading to a friends house. Growlers of beer and homebrew, homemade calzones (made by the wife), chips, fruit trays, wings.

Rooting for the Giants.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 05, 2012, 02:17:45 PM
I can't root against Tom Brady so I'm jumping off the Giants bandwagon

(http://i.imgur.com/F99Im.gif)
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 05, 2012, 02:22:55 PM
I've been rooting for the Pats and Coach Hitler ever since my Falcons were eliminated.  Since conventional wisdom is that the Giants will win, I'm expecting a Pats blowout.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 05, 2012, 03:16:20 PM
Rootin' for Eli-te.  Made my homemade arbol-chipotle salsa.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 05, 2012, 03:18:00 PM
The real question is: who is actually watching the half time show :piss2
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Bloodwake on February 05, 2012, 05:23:00 PM
80's Madonna half-time show: Yes sir, I will be watching it.

The actual Madonna halftime show we will get: well, looks like I have thirty minutes to take a piss and a few more shots before the game starts again.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 05, 2012, 06:10:35 PM
:bow Pats :bow2
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Groogrux on February 05, 2012, 06:57:10 PM
Go Patriots!  You play excellent baseball!  Oh wait?  This is the Super Bowl?  What the fuck are they doing?  Giants win this game based on the principle that they showed up to a football game and knew how to play.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 05, 2012, 08:03:50 PM
This ad for Spartacus: Vengeance isn't very good.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 05, 2012, 08:04:30 PM
It's a good show no worries. Second ep>>>>>>first ep

I haven't seen an ad for it during the super bowl though
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 05, 2012, 08:05:17 PM
spoiler (click to show/hide)
It was a joke. :(
[close]
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 05, 2012, 08:08:16 PM
I can't hear Party Rock Anthem without thinking of hamsters now.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 05, 2012, 08:08:45 PM
I can't hear Party Rock Anthem without thinking of North Korea.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 05, 2012, 08:10:43 PM
Ain't no party like a Pyongyang party...
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: T234 on February 05, 2012, 08:16:13 PM
That halftime show was GAWDAMNED AWFUL
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on February 05, 2012, 08:18:19 PM
This is the best Puppy Bowl ever.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 05, 2012, 08:19:56 PM
:bow Clint Eastwood :bow2

I want to buy a Dodge now.  :american
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Boogie on February 05, 2012, 08:49:36 PM
That halftime show was GAWDAMNED AWFUL

bu-bu-bu WORLD PEACE
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 05, 2012, 08:55:38 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywRMES7oHnA
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 05, 2012, 09:53:16 PM
lol
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 05, 2012, 09:54:31 PM
Tim Tebow called up God and asked him to bat that ball down.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 05, 2012, 10:09:45 PM
What a great game
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 05, 2012, 10:22:00 PM
how about instead of a half time show and literally 20 minutes of ads per quarter they shut the fuck up and play the game instead of wasting peoples time.

this is why american football is shit compared to real football.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 05, 2012, 10:24:12 PM
My favorite commercial:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eth_xr0LAQs
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 05, 2012, 10:25:27 PM
Easily the best.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 05, 2012, 10:34:13 PM
My favorite was the Clint Eastwood/Chrysler one. Michigan pride :bow

everyone else liked the Kia/sandman one, the Ferris Beuller one, and that Toyota one with the robot baby. Overall the ads were pretty weak. Very over the top
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 05, 2012, 11:29:13 PM
I can't hear Party Rock Anthem without thinking of North Korea.

No shit. The hamsters even look Korean to me.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 05, 2012, 11:44:12 PM
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyydmrDBJ91qjrv08o1_1280.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/r72An.png)

(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e86/PhoenixDark1/umad-1.gif)
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 06, 2012, 01:01:49 AM
Very happy.  The game was exciting and came down to the last fucking play.  Love that.  The last five super bowls have been so entertaining.  I honestly think its been the best stretch of super bowls ever.  I'm so excited the Giants won; fuck that Patriots.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 06, 2012, 05:42:45 PM
Oh man, I almost forgot about the best thing about a Boston team losing something. The butt-hurt Bill Simmons morning after column!

http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/7547184/searching-silver-linings-indianapolis
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 06, 2012, 06:13:19 PM
So....is that the end of the Pats? They were lucky as hell to get to the SB this year imo. They have no defense, no run game, Brady is getting old, they don't have enough offensive weapons (their TE being hurt really exposed just how weak the pass game is) etc.

Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 06, 2012, 07:41:16 PM
So....is that the end of the Pats? They were lucky as hell to get to the SB this year imo. They have no defense, no run game, Brady is getting old, they don't have enough offensive weapons (their TE being hurt really exposed just how weak the pass game is) etc.

Weak passing game? Elite QB, elite slot receiver, two very young elite TE, and a good offensive line (5235 passing yards is weak?). The Pats just need to replace Branch/Ochocinco/Edelman, along with Green-Ellis.





Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 06, 2012, 07:52:46 PM
(http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg72/scaled.php?server=72&filename=bradytarnisheslegacywit.jpg&res=medium)

 :lol
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 06, 2012, 08:31:47 PM
Those three Super Bowl victories were just flukes! Tom Brady has been exposed as a mediocre quarterback!
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 06, 2012, 08:35:08 PM
He's a system quarterback. Matt Cassel could have won those Superbowls.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 06, 2012, 09:30:34 PM
Those three Super Bowl victories were just flukes! Tom Brady has been exposed as a mediocre quarterback!

I think the no titles since spygate shit would have been cleared up a bit if they had won this SB. But lol nope, Giants with open hearts clear minds.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 06, 2012, 10:05:23 PM
(http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg72/scaled.php?server=72&filename=bradytarnisheslegacywit.jpg&res=medium)

 :lol

I feel bad for the national audience. Rob Parker used to just be local dumbass, now he's infecting the entire country on ESPN
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 06, 2012, 10:24:09 PM
http://espn.go.com/boston/nfl/story/_/id/7546795/tom-brady-wife-gisele-bundchen-blasts-new-england-patriots-receivers

SMH x 1000
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 06, 2012, 11:06:58 PM
that throw was 75 percent brady's fault if not moreso.  welker is wide open and is gone for a TD if you hit him in stride.  Welker could've made that catch, but it would've been a first down only, not a sure-fire TD.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: etiolate on February 07, 2012, 01:13:18 AM
Year, Welker was wide open and running on that play. Brady threw behind his receiver on the next throw as well.
Title: Late to the party
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 08, 2012, 02:40:18 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwvTPNMEEGI
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 08, 2012, 02:46:18 PM
Real talk from Warner:

“I mean, he has an 82 quarterback rating throughout his career,” Warner said. “You know, he’s had five of his eight seasons where he has thrown 16 interceptions or more. His completion percentage on his career is 58 percent. To me, those aren’t Hall of Fame numbers, and by that, I mean every time you step on the field you’re a game changer, you’re a difference maker. And I don’t believe Eli Manning has been that guy until this year.”
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 08, 2012, 02:51:56 PM
Two SBs pretty much gets you into the Hall as a QB so that argument may be for naught. All Eli has to do is have a few more good seasons

His fourth quarter play is beyond impressive but the overall numbers are pretty lol. Didn't he have more than 30 turnovers last season?
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 08, 2012, 03:07:21 PM
He'll make it, but, as Warner said, he hasn't had a HoF career up to this point.

32 turnovers.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 08, 2012, 03:21:59 PM
He wins games. NUFF SAID. And that glorified bagger needs to shut his mouf'.

But seriously, Eli's career up to this point makes a case for pure stats not being the end all be all determination of what makes a great quarterback. If that were the case Brees or Rodgers would be riding space mountain right now.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 08, 2012, 03:25:21 PM
Brees/Rogers/Peyton would have 3-4 SBs if they had the Giants defense
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 08, 2012, 03:39:45 PM
Fuck, there goes my argument. Agree about the defense. Its great how they compliment each other, when the defense is on they keep the game close where Eli can close it out in the 4th.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Himu on February 08, 2012, 03:41:49 PM
For Boogs:

http://www.businessinsider.com/these-pictures-of-the-xm-210-sniper-rifle-2012-2

(http://i.imgur.com/5c0Ym.jpg)
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 08, 2012, 03:50:14 PM
Teams win games, not quarterbacks. The Giants D allowed just 14 points per game in the playoffs. And, as Gisele Bundchen pointed out, quarterbacks are unable to both throw the ball and catch it (Mr Perfect is the exception*).

Stats aren't everything, but notice Mannings' QB ratings in the playoffs this year was 103.3 and he averaged over 300 yards per game.

*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iK7vRYeY3U
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 08, 2012, 03:56:36 PM
Brees/Rogers/Peyton would have 3-4 SBs if they had the Giants defense

And Lord Brady would never lose another game if he had it.  Of course, Tim Tebow could possibly win 10 games with it.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 06, 2012, 09:53:02 PM
:drudge :drudge :drudge
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/7653897/sources-indianapolis-colts-part-peyton-manning-wednesday
:drudge :drudge :drudge

holy fffffffffffuuuuuuu
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 06, 2012, 09:58:30 PM
Wow

To the Redskins? Jets? Shiiiiiiiiit. Gonna be an interesting year.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Brehvolution on March 07, 2012, 09:07:32 AM
It's the end of an era though not totally shocking. IF he wants to win a Superbowl this year, he should go to the Niners.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: etiolate on March 07, 2012, 06:03:07 PM
Yeah, if he went to the Niners and stayed healthy, it would be like insta Super Bowl. I'm not sure he'd survive though. The Niners line isn't that great and Harbaugh likes scrambling QBs.

I think he'll end up in Miami. Florida is the retirement state.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 10, 2012, 04:44:41 PM
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/7668243/washington-redskins-acquire-no-2-overall-pick-st-louis-rams
:drudge

Man, Browns fans must be depressed as fuck
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 10, 2012, 05:38:15 PM
Eric Stangel ‏
Quote
Redskins give up 3 #1s & a #2 to get 2nd draft spot. Hey, when it comes to bold moves, Dan Snyder hasn't been wrong yet...
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 10, 2012, 06:19:24 PM
RG3 will probably break his leg in a preseason game now.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 10, 2012, 06:26:19 PM
RG3 would pretty much have to have a Cam Newton season to justify this trade

quick someone get Willco's opinion
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 10, 2012, 11:48:12 PM
Pretty sure RG3 will turn up in a hotel room with a bunch of dismembered cheeseburger hookers after the draft.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 11, 2012, 12:04:12 AM
Yeah, but who hasn't?
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 13, 2012, 12:58:14 AM
49ers sign Moss...good move imo. But why didn't they look at Manning?
Title: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Bloodwake on March 13, 2012, 01:29:37 AM
Because Smith wasn't horrible this year.

Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 14, 2012, 01:38:06 PM
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/7685419/calvin-johnson-signs-7-year-extension-detroit-lions
dayumm. Megatron definitely deserves it. Pretty damn good guy too. You don't find many amazing WRs who aren't assholes; him and Larry Fitz are the only ones who come to mind who are laid back guys

And we still have cap space to seek some FAs, surprisingly.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Akala on March 14, 2012, 02:04:41 PM
Colston...
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 18, 2012, 05:46:24 PM
Thank you for being a free agent, Mr. Manning. That made it so much easier for the Seahawks to acquire Matt Flynn.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 18, 2012, 05:53:12 PM
Whispers are that Manning to the 49ers is an all but done deal.  Supposedly Alex Smith was in Miami talking to the Dolphins today. :lol
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 18, 2012, 05:54:10 PM
Gundam- I could see that happening.  If I were Matt Flynn and Miami was no longer a viable option, I would take Seattle over Cleveland any day of the week.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 18, 2012, 05:56:55 PM
Matty Flynn is pretty good. Granted he diced a pretty horrible Lions secondary, but anyone who can throw for 400yds in an NFL game is solid.

LOL Alex Smith. I thought Manning was going to the Titans. They have a great OL and made it better by getting Hutchinson, plus Manning apparently wanted to stay in the AFC. If he goes to the 49ers and can remain healthy...they have to be a Superbowl favorite. Plus they picked up Mario Manningham today
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 18, 2012, 05:57:10 PM
Seattle DID sign Flynn. 3 years for $26 million ($10 guaranteed).

Alex Smith was also going to be coming to Seattle to meet with Carrol and Schneider, but then we signed Flynn.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 18, 2012, 06:11:11 PM
Browns fans  :'(  I know that feel bros

I bet Manning could revive Randy Moss' career
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on March 18, 2012, 06:11:20 PM
bah.  I wanted Manning to be in Nashville, it would've been a good fit for him.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 18, 2012, 06:29:49 PM
He still may end up there, who knows.  If he's serious about maximizing his chances to win though, he'll go to San Francisco.

Obviously, my first choice is for him to go to the Broncos, so I can see Skip Brainless explain how Tebow is better than arguably the best qb ever.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 18, 2012, 06:50:18 PM
Oh man, I could jump for joy at the prospect of Skip demanding the Broncos bench Manning for Tebow after he throws a couple INTs
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 18, 2012, 06:54:43 PM
I won't watch ESPN anymore because of Brainless.  Like, any programming.  I'll start watching MNF again later this year and if they ever break away from only broadcasting Yankees/Sawx/Cubs/Dodgers to show a Braves game I guess I'll watch that too.  But aside from the Scott van Pelt show, ESPN has just become a festering pile of dogshit across the board.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 18, 2012, 07:07:48 PM
The repetitive nature of EPSN's sports new coverage makes it very hard to stand, especially during major stories like this Manning saga, or LeBron's FA period, Brett Favre watches, etc. To make matters worse they try to diversify the stream of repetitive garbage with horrible attempts at contrarian views. IE they'll get some ex-player to take a distinguished mentally-challenged stance on an issue then have a billion analysts debate him.

"LeBron isn't really that good"
"Is Manning hurting the NFL?!?"
"WHAT IF VICK WAS WHITE LOL"

etc
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 18, 2012, 07:13:37 PM
I only listen to the local ESPN shows on the radio, none of that national stuff.  :yuck
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 18, 2012, 07:34:08 PM
The SVP show is actually quality programming and if I'm just goofing around during the afternoon I enjoy listening to it.  Kind of don't like the emphasis on college sports and crap that Ryen Russillo brings to the show but whatever, they're both smart dudes who don't buy into the usual espn crap.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on March 18, 2012, 08:19:01 PM
I like SVP and Sportsnation.  And I'll watch PTI every once and a while.  That's about all I can stand though.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 18, 2012, 09:28:22 PM
Can't stand sportsnation due to Colin Cowherd.  Hate that fucker.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 19, 2012, 11:53:50 AM
MANNING TO BRONCOS

TEBOW TO BE TRADED

BOMBA BOMBA BOMBA
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 19, 2012, 12:22:50 PM
yes, YES, YES

Skip Bayless needs to hold a press conference asap
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 19, 2012, 12:28:51 PM
Why the trade? Manning can make Tebow one of the best tight ends in the game. :teehee
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 19, 2012, 12:28:53 PM
Tebow to Miami? :lol

Poor Doplhins. :lol
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 19, 2012, 12:51:59 PM
:drudge  :drudge :drudge

THIS JUST IN

TEBOW TO BE TRADED TO FOCUS ON THE FAMILY FOR A HOMOSEXUAL TO BE OUTED LATER
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 19, 2012, 12:56:35 PM
Skip: http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/7709195/2012-nfl-free-agency-peyton-manning-picks-denver-broncos-tim-tebow-traded

Better than expected.

I do feel bad for Tebow in the sense that he's being fucked in an offseason for the second time in a row. Last season the lockout ruined his chance at training camp prep. Now he'll be traded to a  new team, new system, new offense; at least he'll get to attend training camp, but it won't be the same.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 19, 2012, 01:59:51 PM
Whatever, he's not going to win without a good running game and solid defense to back him up.  Ultimately, he's just going to be some carnival sideshow attraction for a Florida team.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Stoney Mason on March 19, 2012, 02:14:53 PM
 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Peyton is kinda gangsta

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xX5VCY28_Xo
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 19, 2012, 02:27:26 PM
http://deadspin.com/5894540/john-elway-has-brass-balls
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 19, 2012, 02:39:36 PM
http://deadspin.com/5894552/arizona-newscaster-hears-manning-signed-with-denver-lets-out-a-big-old-fuck
:rofl
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 19, 2012, 03:34:17 PM
http://deadspin.com/5894540/john-elway-has-brass-balls

Quote
John Elway has really big balls. HUGE balls. Balls the size of light bulbs. His balls are so big, you could harvest stem cells from them and plant them inside Peyton Manning's cervical vertebrae to facilitate the healing process.

 :lol :lol
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 19, 2012, 05:14:22 PM
oh man, dunno about your city religi-tards are out in FULL FORCE on local sports radio. Some dude called up nearly in tears of anger, claiming Tebow is being persecuted for being a Christian. I shit you not, someone used the "If Tebow was MOSLEM he wouldn't have been traded for Manning." I SHIT YOU NOT

If it's this bad in Michigan I can't even imagine how bad it is in the bible belt  :lol
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 19, 2012, 05:27:09 PM
The real question we need to ask ourselves is "what if Peyton Manning was black?"
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Brehvolution on March 19, 2012, 06:06:47 PM
Peyton Hussein Manning
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 19, 2012, 06:20:43 PM
They're bringing in a Christian to replace a Christian!

If Manning's a Christian, why haven't I ever seen him on the sidelines tebowing?
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 19, 2012, 07:55:53 PM
Manning is a big time republican, I didn't know he was a Christian tho

It makes sense he wouldn't go to the 49ers, even though they'd probably win multiple super  bowls. There's no way Harbaugh and Manning would get along, whereas Denver will let Manning run the offense.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 19, 2012, 09:11:39 PM
The real question we need to ask ourselves is "what if Peyton Manning was black?"

Most likely he'd be a poor passer and great runner, like Tebow.   
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Akala on March 19, 2012, 10:27:49 PM
please don't come to NO please don't come to NO oh god payton you crazy asshole pleeeease....

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Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 19, 2012, 10:56:11 PM
The real question we need to ask ourselves is "what if Peyton Manning was black?"

Most likely he'd be a poor passer and great runner, like Tebow.   

So Tebow's like a black Peyton Manning? It actually makes sense with all the Jesus stuff, now he just needs some gold chains and a dog fighting ring, and it would make it officially racist to say that he's a terrible QB.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 19, 2012, 11:03:26 PM
Manning is a big time republican, I didn't know he was a Christian tho

Like, what else would a white Southerner playing in the NFL be?
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on March 19, 2012, 11:05:01 PM
racist, for one
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 19, 2012, 11:05:18 PM
The Dolphins aren't gonna take this "no one wants to play for our leprous organization" shit lying down.  No sir.  They just signed DAVID GARRARD.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 19, 2012, 11:12:08 PM
The Dolphins aren't gonna take this "no one wants to play for our leprous organization" shit lying down.  No sir.  They just signed DAVID GARRARD.
Better than Tebow.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 19, 2012, 11:16:35 PM
I'm watching Skip's various responses to today's news and oh man, he's going full blown distinguished mentally-challenged fellow  :lol
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 19, 2012, 11:19:06 PM
Going?
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Brehvolution on March 20, 2012, 11:15:11 AM
Watching Skip is like watching gop debates. Being insufferable is his shtick.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 20, 2012, 01:06:48 PM
There's no way Manning is 100% healthy. If Denver under performs the backlash will be very interesting. Even if they go 10-6 and lose their first playoff match, there will be plenty out there arguing the season was worse than last season; Skip is already arguing this, and that Manning should be held to Tebow's 2011/2012 standard lol.

I just don't see Denver winning their division, despite it being shitty; Kansas City should be improved, and the Chargers can take a game off just about anyone. I can see them splitting with every team in the AFC west (Oakland is improving).

8-8 or 9-7, and I don't think Manning will survive the whole season
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 20, 2012, 01:29:57 PM
Oh agreed, if Manning is healthy and gets up to speed with the offense/team, sure they'll be potent eventually.

Tebow is fucked in the sense that he'll no longer be on a team that has to justify taking him in the first round. Fox had to simplify Denver's offense just to deal with Tebow's skill set or lack thereof. What other team is going to do that, especially with a lot of these bad teams that have new coaching staffs? Will any coach want to scrap plans they've been working on for weeks/months just because Tebow is coming to town?

Jacksonville just signed Chad Henne, who isn't a good QB but can be solid with decent pieces around him. Miami has Matt Moore (who had some decent games last season on a shitty team) and David Garrard. So even if Tebow goes there he wouldn't be favored for a starting spot. Fans are going to start a ruckus and demand he start wherever he goes. Nor will he have a good OL, defense, or receiver core to bail him out. So the Tebow myth will basically die over the next couple seasons unless he significantly improves
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 20, 2012, 01:38:42 PM
He'll be started eventually, the problem will be that the situation will be significantly worse for his play style. Denver has a very good OL, and only gave up so many sacks because Tebow moves around in the pocket so stupidly. Imagine him doing that in...Jacksonville, or Miami

I seriously doubt he'll win a starting job in training camp though. He'll get the job after the team takes a few losses
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 21, 2012, 01:02:44 PM
:drudge :drudge :drudge
TEBOW TRADED TO THE JETS, NUMBER OF INCOMPETENT QBS ON ROSTER DOUBLES IMMEDIATELY

SAINTS COACH SEAN PAYTON SUSPENDED FOR A YEAR FOR BEING A VERY NAUGHTY BOY
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 21, 2012, 01:14:56 PM
Sean Payton being suspended for a year is huge! God I wish NeoGAF was up, I need to bask in the Saints fan tears.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: bachikarn on March 21, 2012, 01:19:50 PM
He'll be started eventually, the problem will be that the situation will be significantly worse for his play style. Denver has a very good OL, and only gave up so many sacks because Tebow moves around in the pocket so stupidly. Imagine him doing that in...Jacksonville, or Miami

I seriously doubt he'll win a starting job in training camp though. He'll get the job after the team takes a few losses

Pretty sure Denvers OL was average at best, and started to look good because Tebow was avoiding sacks, or the option threat neutralized the blitz. If they were any good, Orton probably would have had a lot more success.

Tebow to the Jets is hilarious. He could work as a wildcat/red zone QB. Isn't the Miami coach who started the wildcat craze the Jets OC now?
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 21, 2012, 01:20:48 PM
I really dislike Roger Goodell.  I think they should make some crazy old redneck like Jerry Glanville the next commissioner to undo all of the bullshit wussification that The Rog has brought unto my formerly gloriously violent league.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 21, 2012, 01:22:55 PM
God-dell :bow

Take note, NCAA. This is how you deal with shit.

Also good bye to Tebow's career. His shtick won't play well in that locker room, nor will the NY media market put up with another QB more successful off the field than on. He'll start eventually considering Sanchize is Sanchize, and the offense is already used to a scrambling QB...but I don't see this working.

Speaking of Sanchize, I once doubted things...but I'm so glad we got Matt Stafford instead. It was a rough start due to the injuries, but Stafford looked like an elite QB last year (admittedly Megatron played a big role in that)
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Brehvolution on March 21, 2012, 01:29:51 PM
The NFL just played the Hammer of Bogardan on Payton.  :o
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Tucah on March 21, 2012, 01:39:24 PM
Great, Tebow, just what we needed :\
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 21, 2012, 01:44:35 PM
Another interesting thing about this: Drew Stanton is no scrub. I think he can be a solid NFL QB, and if given a chance he could steal the starter job from Sanchize.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 21, 2012, 03:49:27 PM
A WILD TEBOW APPEARS!

Seems like there might be language in Tebow's contract that might cause the trade to be voided according to Adam Schefter.  Talk is now that the Rams might actually end up with him.

If the Jets trade does fall through, I guess we can finally say that Tebow was aborted!
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 21, 2012, 04:41:48 PM
Bebpo is responsible!
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 21, 2012, 04:43:32 PM
The various concussion lawsuits could really destroy the NFL if the issue isn't addressed properly
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 21, 2012, 04:45:25 PM
:drudge :drudge :drudge
TEBOW TRADED TO THE JETS, NUMBER OF INCOMPETENT QBS ON ROSTER DOUBLES IMMEDIATELY

Add up their passing-yards together from last year and they almost have as many yards as Brady or Brees!  :smug
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 21, 2012, 04:49:37 PM
A WILD TEBOW APPEARS!

Seems like there might be language in Tebow's contract that might cause the trade to be voided according to Adam Schefter.  Talk is now that the Rams might actually end up with him.

If the Jets trade does fall through, I guess we can finally say that Tebow was aborted!

http://espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/story/_/id/7718133/tim-tebow-trade-hits-snag-contract-language-source-says

Tebow is apparently owed $5 million as part of a salary advance in his contract. Denver doesn't want to pay it, and New York says they have to.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 21, 2012, 04:50:14 PM
Sounds like Tebow might wind up in St. Louis, another bad fit
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 21, 2012, 04:54:49 PM
Tebow and quarterbacking is a bad fit.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 21, 2012, 05:26:45 PM
Just made this for the GAF thread...

(http://i.imgur.com/gpAWJ.jpg)
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 21, 2012, 05:36:22 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/wz3Vs.jpg)
:rofl
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 21, 2012, 05:57:06 PM
I really dislike Roger Goodell.  I think they should make some crazy old redneck like Jerry Glanville the next commissioner to undo all of the bullshit wussification that The Rog has brought unto my formerly gloriously violent league.
Quote
"We are all accountable and responsible for player health and safety and the integrity of the game. We will not tolerate conduct or a culture that undermines those priorities," said Goodell, whose league faces more than 20 concussion-related lawsuits brought by hundreds of former players.

Never going to happen.  Lawsuits are the biggest part of it.

Sure, whatever.  The problem is that they're trying to whitewash what is an essentially violent sport by trying to pretend that it's not.  Also, they're trying to lie to themselves and pretend it's not played by what are basically a bunch of dumb jocks who LIKE TO HURT PEOPLE, and that the public doesn't like that.  We do.  Stop fucking trying to tell me to like football for reasons other than that.  I like seeing a violent hit.  Whatever.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Akala on March 21, 2012, 06:30:02 PM
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

on the plus side, maybe I'll be able to score cheap tix this year. they better fucking sign Brees and let him try to run the offense. gonna miss the OC now.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 21, 2012, 06:40:09 PM
Watch Rugby in that case.  Or fucking UFC.  It's not Football has ever that violent in the first place.

You're right, they've been tackling each other with fucking pillows and I'm just imagining things.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 21, 2012, 06:42:59 PM
There's no question the league has gotten rather soft in a lot of areas. Big hits are often given fines, even when it's clear no malice was intended, or any laws broken.

and of course just touching an elite QB is an automatic penalty.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 21, 2012, 07:25:47 PM
There's no question the league has gotten rather soft in a lot of areas. Big hits are often given fines, even when it's clear no malice was intended, or any laws broken.

Laws broken?  ???
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 21, 2012, 07:33:21 PM
Rules. Bullshit like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kw6vxVVXWUM
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 21, 2012, 09:30:38 PM
It's official: Tebow to the Jets

Jags were trying to snag him, Jets re-started talks with the Broncos and won out
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on March 21, 2012, 09:40:06 PM
It's from one of the most inconsistent refs in the game, of course its bullshit.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Huff on March 21, 2012, 09:42:54 PM
And all of jacksonville is flooded with tears
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 21, 2012, 09:56:55 PM
And all of jacksonville is flooded with tears

And the Jags looked like a team that's just one shitty QB away from putting together a title run.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 21, 2012, 10:16:59 PM
If anything, a player who gives Cutler a forearm to the back of the head should get cash reward.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 22, 2012, 01:31:42 PM
http://espn.go.com/new-york/video/clip?id=7720983

After the initial video, a long debate between Skip and Stephen A Smith

There is no way Tebow can take hold of the Jets locker room. They will eat him alive. He'll have a nice defense to bail him out, but the Jets run game isn't as good as it once was. So everything will be on Tebow's shoulders
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Huff on March 22, 2012, 02:27:36 PM
Skip and Smith are both terrible. Who cares what they say
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Brehvolution on March 22, 2012, 03:12:51 PM
Skip and Smith are both terrible. Who cares what they say

Agree 100%.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 24, 2012, 03:02:40 AM
http://www.mediaite.com/online/pat-robertson-broncos-deserve-peyton-manning-injury-for-treating-tim-tebow-shabbily/
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 25, 2012, 04:19:38 PM
Jesus christ I'm so tired of this media narrative of "TEBOW ENTERS THE BELLY OF THE BEAST/SODOM AND GOMORRAH." Last I checked this isn't the 70s anymore, New York is not a bad city by any stretch of the imagination.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 02, 2012, 08:14:32 AM
I had a dream last night that during the their first game of the season, the Jets were down 21-18 and kicking a field goal to tie at the end of regulation. Tim Tebow was brought out as a holder. There was a bad snap, and he scooped up the ball, running it into the endzone and winning the game, and then was carried off the field in a triumphant orgy of Tebowmania, and was immediately made the starting QB.

Was it just a dream...or was it a vision?
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 02, 2012, 08:38:31 AM
Jesus christ I'm so tired of this media narrative of "TEBOW ENTERS THE BELLY OF THE BEAST/SODOM AND GOMORRAH." Last I checked this isn't the 70s anymore, New York is not a bad city by any stretch of the imagination.

I don't know, apparently it's so bad some people are afraid to go to Brooklyn.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 02, 2012, 05:05:54 PM
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We learned through Detroit-area reports Monday that Detroit Lions running back Mikel Leshoure has been cited twice this offseason for marijuana possession. The first came on Feb. 18, according to Dave Birkett of the Detroit Free Press, and the second was March 12. Leshoure paid a fine for this first citation, but was scheduled to be arraigned Monday for the second after he attempted to eat the marijuana to avoid a charge when stopped by police, according to the Free Press.

No, that final line is not a typo. But it's not as relevant as it seems as we consider the most important question raised by these episodes. Namely: How will they impact Leshoure's standing with the team and/or eligibility with the NFL?
http://espn.go.com/blog/nfcnorth

Just when you thought this story couldn't get worse: LeShore missed his court date today, and a warrant will be issued for his arrest. He's going to turn himself in tomorrow apparently.

This is a guy we traded up to take in the third round last year. He then blew out his ACL (admittedly not his fault) and missed the entire season. He followed that up by getting popped for weed TWICE in 30 days. Seriously?

Our run game is in serious peril. Jahvid Best is probably a concussion away from forced retirement, Kevin Smith is good but hasn't proven he can stay healthy, now LeShore - who was supposed to be healthy and our main RB this year - will most likely get suspended by God-dell. This is just depressing, especially considering the team seems interested in drafting another RB. You can't waste picks on RBs when you have as many holes the Lions have. We need to fix the offense and defensive lines, and the secondary.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on April 02, 2012, 07:20:12 PM
New Seahawk uniforms unveiling tomorrow :omg

Should be interesting to see what Nike came up with.  A t-shirt with an image of the new helmet surfaced this afternoon showing some kind of carbon fiber stripe running down the middle of it.  Not sure what to think about that.

(http://images.nike.com/is/image/DotCom/PDP_P/Nike-Helmet-Tri-Blend-%28NFL-49ers%29-Mens-T-Shirt-468360_100_A.jpg?wid=1600&hei=1900&fmt=jpeg&)
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 02, 2012, 08:06:26 PM
The T-shirt symbolizes the organization fisting its fans with a helmet.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on April 02, 2012, 08:46:12 PM
The Panthers get some new shit as well:

(http://i.imgur.com/MtuE2.jpg)
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 02, 2012, 10:01:13 PM
So Ryan Leaf is breaking into houses and stealing oxycodone:

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/7765279/ryan-leaf-arrested-montana-again-gps-implicates-ex-nfl-qb-crime
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Huff on April 02, 2012, 10:25:21 PM
pain pills are pretty easy to come across without stealing them. dude must be flat broke. good thing you don't need money in jail
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 03, 2012, 01:08:52 AM
The Panthers get some new shit as well:

Isn't Nike redoing everyone's uniform to some extent?
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 03, 2012, 11:48:10 AM
(http://blog.seattlepi.com/football/files/2012/04/helmet-02-nfl_mezz_1280_1024-300x225.jpg)
(http://blog.seattlepi.com/football/files/2012/04/Lynch-Blue_nohelmet-nfl_mezz_1280_1024-600x450.jpg)
(http://blog.seattlepi.com/football/files/2012/04/blue-left-nfl_mezz_1280_1024-600x450.jpg)
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on April 03, 2012, 11:51:51 AM
Good fucking lord.  Bring back the old shit.

Way too busy imo, and that green is all over the place.  I thought it was distracting on the old unis but this is.....fuck me.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 03, 2012, 11:55:48 AM
Apparently Nike made the biggest changes of all NFL teams with Seattle's uniforms...
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on April 03, 2012, 12:18:27 PM
Well that was a given.  Everything I read leading up to it stated that the only team getting any real changes was the Seahawks.

Wish they didn't look like Buck Rogers University fighting over the Clown Cup.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 03, 2012, 12:23:34 PM
Here's the rest:

https://twitter.com/#!/uniwatch

Wow, Hawks are the only ones they fucked with at all. Sounds like we're the test team for further changes for everyone else down the road.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on April 03, 2012, 01:04:37 PM
I like the look on Lynch.....at least from straight on.


(http://i354.photobucket.com/albums/r401/pocketfudge/Lynch-Blue_nohelmet--nfl_mezz_1280_1024.jpg)

(http://i354.photobucket.com/albums/r401/pocketfudge/Lynch-Grey_nohelmet--nfl_mezz_1280_1024.jpg)

(http://i354.photobucket.com/albums/r401/pocketfudge/Lynch-White_nohelmet--nfl_mezz_1280_1024.jpg)
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 03, 2012, 03:52:50 PM
Here's the rest:

https://twitter.com/#!/uniwatch

Wow, Hawks are the only ones they fucked with at all. Sounds like we're the test team for further changes for everyone else down the road.

They didn't want to risk it on a real team.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: etiolate on April 03, 2012, 05:32:52 PM
I like the feather? texture on the helmet, as its something that benefits from HDTV broadcasts, but the neon green is straight Arena Football League stuff.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 04, 2012, 12:15:25 AM
(http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/eli-manningbeach.jpg)
DAT QB
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 04, 2012, 11:36:13 AM
Apparently, playing/living in Detroit JUST MAKES YOU WANT TO SMOKE WEED.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_ylt=AvIDVn7_bJL4XVJAgGqdB6c5nYcB?slug=ap-lions-fairleyarrest
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 05, 2012, 01:29:38 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhnn9kbqQUA
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on April 05, 2012, 01:45:12 PM
Time for Williams to apply for sensei at Cobra Kai.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 05, 2012, 02:46:44 PM
I want Frank Gore DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his house burned to the GROUND!
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 05, 2012, 02:51:22 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kr24G8jQpM
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: etiolate on April 05, 2012, 04:26:41 PM
He forgot the part about making sure to cover Vernon Davis.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 23, 2012, 03:46:08 PM
Quote
The U.S. Attorney's Office in the Eastern District of Louisiana was told Friday that New Orleans Saints general manager Mickey Loomis had an electronic device in his Superdome suite that had been secretly re-wired to enable him to eavesdrop on visiting coaching staffs for nearly three NFL seasons, "Outside the Lines" has learned.

http://espn.go.com/espn/otl/story/_/id/7846290/new-orleans-saints-mickey-loomis-eavesdrop-opposing-coaches-home-games

lol Saints
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on April 23, 2012, 04:06:45 PM
 :rofl
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 23, 2012, 04:23:46 PM
Time to sell the team and move to LA.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2012, 06:21:12 PM
Just when you thought the story couldn't get worse. WTF bros

Brees hasn't signed a contract yet right? I wonder if he'll bail out
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Ganhyun on April 23, 2012, 06:21:45 PM
lo, I guess the Saints don't want to compete seriously this year or next year.

If I were Brees I'd bail at this point.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2012, 06:38:45 PM
The Broncos should trade Manning for Brees
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Brehvolution on April 24, 2012, 10:22:46 AM
moar like the sinners, amirite.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on April 25, 2012, 06:55:49 PM
New Seahawk unis in Madden 13

(http://www.seahawks.net/download/file.php?id=1228)

(http://www.seahawks.net/download/file.php?id=1227)

(http://www.seahawks.net/download/file.php?id=1226)

THOSE EYES
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 26, 2012, 08:24:10 PM
NFL Draft going on

Trent Richardson to the Browns, who traded up to #3 to get him. Kind of confusing move
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: etiolate on April 26, 2012, 08:57:27 PM
Why would they need to trade to get a guy that would fall to them anyways?
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 26, 2012, 09:01:24 PM
Why would they need to trade to get a guy that would fall to them anyways?

Exactly, it makes no sense

annnd fuck, Gilmore off the board early.  :'(
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: etiolate on April 26, 2012, 09:13:00 PM
Seatle, Arizona and St Louis all picking right in a row. Have a feeling Michael Floyd will end up in the NFC West.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 26, 2012, 09:18:06 PM
Since all the picks are slotted as far as salary goes, teams really don't give a shit about trading so much.  There's also a LOT of teams that need a LOT of help, so they're trying to stock up as many picks as possible.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: etiolate on April 26, 2012, 09:20:44 PM
CALLED IT
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 26, 2012, 10:26:04 PM
Patriots made some really good additions to their team just now.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 26, 2012, 10:32:05 PM
OT, finally. I like it, although I'm bummed we didn't get a CB. Still, there are a few more rounds to find one in

surprised we didn't take Johnathan Martin
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: etiolate on April 26, 2012, 10:57:28 PM
AJ Jenkins is really odd when you have nobody at right guard. Make me believe Harbaugh.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 26, 2012, 10:59:50 PM
I would say I feel kind of left out as a Falcons fan, but, you know, Asante Samuel for 7th rounder and all that.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 27, 2012, 12:42:52 AM
WHAT THE FUCK HAWKS.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: etiolate on April 27, 2012, 12:48:43 AM
:lol
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 27, 2012, 12:50:02 AM
Irvin was arrested AGAIN last month. Dude has serious issues with the law, ie. Pac Man Jones Redux.

Plus, there were more talented players at the same position. What the hell were Schneider and Carrol thinking?!?
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 27, 2012, 01:10:27 AM
If Janoris Jenkins continues to fall in the second round I'd roll the dice on him; dude is a head case fuck up, but he'd be a top 10 pick if it wasn't for that shit. Our secondary is fubar, we gotta take a shot in the dark if we can.

I wouldn't support taking an RB in the second round under any circumstances. I love LaMichael James...but no.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: etiolate on April 27, 2012, 01:18:14 AM
I thought the Niners were taking Jenkisn to be honest. Maybe they avoided him due to the off field issues.

Don't the Lions need help on run D?
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 27, 2012, 01:39:16 AM
The run D confuses me. On paper we have one of the best d lines in the game, but can't stop the run to save our lives. I think part of it has to do with Suh being marginalized by offenses so effectively; he had a sub par second season. Overall I'm confident the d line will improve this season, and while I'd love to add a solid LB or DE...the secondary is the pressing issue. It's turrible. At least the d line has the pieces to be good/great
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 27, 2012, 02:55:08 AM
Irvin was arrested AGAIN last month. Dude has serious issues with the law, ie. Pac Man Jones Redux.

Plus, there were more talented players at the same position. What the hell were Schneider and Carrol thinking?!?

Irvin is one of the best LBs in the draft imo. If he keeps his nose close he very good
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: etiolate on April 27, 2012, 04:12:45 AM
The NFL draft is normally a totally different story by even a year later. Kirk Morrison (Buffalo Bill)was mentioning how he couldn't name anyone else drafted in the top ten of the Matt Stafford draft class. I couldn't name one either without googling it. Supposedly Aldon Smith was a reach last year and he turned out awesome.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Brehvolution on April 27, 2012, 10:43:51 AM
I was taken back by all the booing. Every time Goodell came on stage, boos.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on April 27, 2012, 11:04:47 AM
WHAT THE FUCK HAWKS.

Irving is going to play LEO and will tear it up...... if he can stay out of jail.

I gotta trust Carroll and Schneider with this one.  They've done a pretty damn good job finding players out of nowhere and turning them into ballers.  I don't give a damn if Kiper or WalterFootball hate our picks.  Someone on another board put it this way - are you going to trust the people who thought Aaron Curry was best-in-class or the guy who made Brandon Browner a Pro-Bowler?
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 27, 2012, 11:09:28 AM
Good point. I just wish we'd do something about our piss poor offensive line.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Himu on April 27, 2012, 12:14:20 PM
From the OTHER football thread

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcmlDQOuIJ8
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on April 27, 2012, 12:20:59 PM
Good point. I just wish we'd do something about our piss poor offensive line.


I think the o-line would be fine if people could stay healthy......that always seems to be a problem with this team.  Carpenter was absolute dog shit at the beginning of the season but I attribute that to no OTAs because of the strike and being out of shape.  As it went on though he dropped some lbs and actually looked like a 1st round pick at times but then he got hurt and, well, off to the PUP ya go.  Same with Okung and Moffit.

I wouldn't be against more o-linemen but I think the first thing they need to address is OLB.  They need LBs.  Kind of curious to see if they'll try to jump someone to get Upshaw.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 27, 2012, 08:53:17 PM
WHAT THE FUCK LIONS

A WR? No help for the secondary. I'm at a loss for words. We're going to have an even better passing game, but outscoring teams doesn't work when you have the fucking Bears and Packer defenses in your division. omg

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a173/WedgeXXV/NeoGIF/patriotsownersad.gif)
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 27, 2012, 10:03:15 PM
LaMichael James to the 49ers  :o
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 27, 2012, 10:22:39 PM
I like the Russell Wilson pick for Seattle, can't wait to hear Gundam and co's opinion. I don't think he's a star QB but I think he's solid

and
(http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1086998/wilsongf.gif)
 :lol
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 27, 2012, 11:58:32 PM
I was taken back by all the booing. Every time Goodell came on stage, boos.

People hate him for slowly turning the NFL into a boring, non-violent sport.  Fuck that ginger bastard.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on April 28, 2012, 12:06:35 AM
I'm cool with the Russell Wilson pick. If the guy was a few inches taller he probably would've been a top 10 pick and easily better than Tannenhill.  It was kind of out of left field and unexpected but at least I feel better about the QB situation going into camp with Flynn and Wilson as possible starters instead of who we had last year.....  *shudder*

Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Huff on April 28, 2012, 12:18:28 AM
Thank god jags grabbed that kicker early
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 30, 2012, 09:28:24 AM
The 2012 NFL Draft summed up by using every GIF on the Internet:

http://www.draftcountdown.com/forum/showthread.php?t=52641
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Brehvolution on April 30, 2012, 10:31:23 AM
LaMichael James to the 49ers  :o

I'm reeeeeeeeaaaaly interested to see how this works out. The backfield is stacked.

If I had a guess, it would be that they will cut Dixon since Jacobs will fill the power back role. I wonder what they'll do with Kendall Hunter.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 02, 2012, 01:34:35 PM
Holy shit, Vilma banned for entire season. And other players will get multiple game suspensions
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/7881761/nfl-bans-four-players-new-orleans-saints-bounty-roles
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 02, 2012, 01:39:27 PM
lol Saints
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 02, 2012, 02:23:42 PM
Just heard that Junior Seau was shot and killed in his home.  :(
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 02, 2012, 03:00:43 PM
TMZ is now saying it was a suicide
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 02, 2012, 04:30:33 PM
I wouldn't be surprised if the NFL goes out of business in the next 15-20 years. I'm not saying this suicide had anything to do with concussion issues (although it seems likely), but the liability and lawsuits are going to continue stacking up as more players retire/get older.

I'm a Lions fan and our RB (Jahvid Best) has had multiple concussions in his college and professional career. He's pretty much a few more from forced retirement; I doubt he'll be in the league in 3 years tbh.

The game has already seen some major changes on what defensive players can and can't do, yet the game is still inherently dangerous - you can't just stop LBs from destroying guys over the middle if it isn't head to head blows, for instance.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 02, 2012, 04:41:09 PM
Yea. The Saints coach and Vilma getting banned for an entire season (and Suh's ban last season) reeks of example making, not making the sport weak. I complain about refs babying QBs all the time but in terms of physical contact it's not hard to see why the NFL is going this route.

My problem is more with stuff like making it such a pass friendly league, and giving WRs a leg up against secondaries due to contact rules.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 02, 2012, 04:42:08 PM
Another step closer to the Robot Football League.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 02, 2012, 04:49:05 PM
Yeah, let's ignore the fact that Seau went through a messy divorce a couple of years ago, apparently had several failing businesses, and allegedly tried to kill himself by driving a car off a cliff a while back.  Clearly this is all due to concussions he sustained while playing football.

I'm sorry he's dead, but slow your roll here people.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 02, 2012, 05:08:58 PM
I wouldn't be surprised if the NFL goes out of business in the next 15-20 years.
The lawsuits will be just be a cost of business. The NFL isn't going anywhere.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Mandark on May 02, 2012, 07:29:42 PM
Well, I don't think a previous suicide attempt is evidence against some form of concussion-induced or -abetted depression.

Just read that 1/6th of the Super Bowl Chargers team he was on are now dead.  WTF?
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 08, 2012, 02:57:18 PM
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/7904536/junior-seau-adds-tragedies-befallen-1994-san-diego-chargers-super-bowl-team
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 08, 2012, 04:19:45 PM
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/7904536/junior-seau-adds-tragedies-befallen-1994-san-diego-chargers-super-bowl-team
lightning strike
car crash
plane crash
drug overdose
enlarged heart
two heart attacks

Only one of those can possibly be linked to PCS (though three might be tied to PEDs).
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 08, 2012, 04:32:29 PM
What if a concussion unlocked some Powder-esque mental powers in Doug Miller, allowing him to call down lightning with his mind?
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 17, 2012, 02:06:55 PM
So apparently Dez Bryant amir0x'd his mom.  ::)

Good job, guy. Way to go. Way to prove all the critics wrong. Nothing says you're mature and ready to take on a leadership role like beating up your mom. Go hang out with Deion Sanders some more, you washout.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 17, 2012, 02:13:28 PM
I guess Bryant was auditioning for a role with the Lions

I'll make a new thread next month.
Title: Re: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 17, 2012, 03:36:49 PM
Didn't his moms used to be a hooker?  Maybe he just watched American Pimp, cut him some slack.