Author Topic: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011 (Read 77335 times)

pick em

NO @ SF - 49ers are going to be exposed hard
DEN @ NE - fuck it I'm going all in
HOU @ BAL
NYG @ GB - Giants get to play a big boy QB

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #978 on:** January 08, 2012, 08:50:02 PM »

Nah. Good D will be able to stop the Saints, or at least slow 'em down. Smith will be able to put up 21 points or so. Should be close, but I like the Niners.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #979 on:** January 08, 2012, 09:03:06 PM »

Quote from: Flannel Boy on January 08, 2012, 08:17:21 PM

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on January 08, 2012, 08:16:02 PM
fucking tits, the broncs won. #suiciding

Don't do it--you won't like what awaits you on the other side.

did it, the internet connection sucks and the devil only wants to watch nascar

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #980 on:** January 08, 2012, 09:04:29 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on January 08, 2012, 08:16:05 PM

I don't give a shit anymore, it's just hilarious at this point.

Tebow bringing the lulz.

much like videogames, i'm not really a fanboy of any team as i am an anti-fanboy, and i LOVE watching tebow and the broncs lose :-( he's the nintendo ds of the nfl

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #981 on:** January 08, 2012, 09:08:06 PM »

A little late, but:

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BlueTsunami · « **Reply #982 on:** January 08, 2012, 09:10:03 PM »

The thing about Tebow is that it's funny that he's upsetting other teams chances but the joke can only go so far. People trolling for Tebow are playing with fire (as I am). With that said, I hope he finishes the Pats and dies at the championship for our sins.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #983 on:** January 08, 2012, 09:13:45 PM »

At this point, you're just stubborn if you can't accept that God sent Tebow down to Earth to spread Christianity through mediocre quarterback play. 316 yards? 3:16! Touchdown to Thomas, as in Doubting Thomas. All his best passes all have a a lot of arc to them--Noah's Ark! The signs are all there, people.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #984 on:** January 08, 2012, 09:15:20 PM »

Quote from: Billy Rygar on January 08, 2012, 09:13:46 PM

Tebow comes in and wipes the earth clean of rapists (and rape apologists, lets be real here Steelers fans) seems only right to me. Now he will wipe the NFL clean of cheaters as well.

And using God's help isn't a form of cheating?

pilonv1 · « **Reply #985 on:** January 08, 2012, 09:49:12 PM »

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If Elway asked someone what Tebow's passing numbers were today, they'd have to answer, "John, 316."

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #986 on:** January 08, 2012, 11:13:05 PM »

I fucking hate football so fucking much right now.

So.

Fucking.

Much.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #987 on:** January 08, 2012, 11:18:27 PM »

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #988 on:** January 08, 2012, 11:25:29 PM »

What's truly unfortunate about the whole thing is that I was resigned to the Steelers losing, and didn't even really mind too much- the Steelers are an obnoxious team with a bunch of fans who have no relation to Pittsburgh and their quarterback is a rapist. Fuck the Steelers, they played shitty and deserved to lose. They fucked up two easy field goals by a shitty snap and a quarterback who is too stupid to sit down when his play is gonna hurt his team... then again I don't really know of any SMART rapists so whatever.

No, the unfortunate part is that they let the Broncos and their mongloid Jesus loving virgin halfback masquerading as a qb pull of another OMG TEBOW MAGIC TIME JESUS LOVES US win. For fucks sakes Steelers, do the decent thing here and just let them beat you in regulation without Jesus Boy putting another bullshit last second win together. Have the decency to do THAT, anyway.

Seriously, if the Broncos somehow make the Superbowl I am fucking done with football. This is bullshit. Someone needs to break his fucking legs so he's the World's Most Interesting Insurance Agent or whatever. Get this jumped up Jesus fucker out of my sport.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #989 on:** January 08, 2012, 11:33:23 PM »

God decided to treat Tebow like Job, messing his life up for three weeks to test his faith then be like "sorry dawg, I still fucks with you no homo"

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #990 on:** January 09, 2012, 12:07:36 AM »

Mmmm...atheist tears, they taste like sweet, sweet honey.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #991 on:** January 09, 2012, 01:28:26 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on January 09, 2012, 12:07:36 AM

Mmmm...atheist tears, they taste like sweet, sweet honey.

Honestly, the whole Jesus stuff is just annoying; what really pisses me off is that Tebow is. just. not. that. good. Period. He's not a quarterback- he's a jumped up halfback that can occasionally complete passes.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #992 on:** January 09, 2012, 12:45:37 PM »

They'd rather have him than 20 anyone. He appeals to such a large group of the population while annoying another part. I like him in the sense that he's a guy so intent on getting better and is a hard worker. I honestly think he can be a decent to good qb in this league.

A shitty qb doesn't dice the Steelers like that in the playoffs. Dude came to play.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #993 on:** January 09, 2012, 10:13:46 PM »

Quote from: Billy Rygar on January 09, 2012, 01:03:11 PM

The best part is even the people who hate him still watch. Win-win.

(Image removed from quote.)

Yup, Tebow is the only reason why Van Cruncheon has been following the NFL.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #994 on:** January 09, 2012, 10:41:50 PM »

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Tim Tebow's Broncos nab best NFL wild-card ratings in 24 years

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The game earned a stunning 25.9 household rating and a 43 share, according to early data from Nielsen.

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The overtime drew a 31.6 television rating.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #995 on:** January 09, 2012, 11:13:07 PM »

that can't be fucking right.

ugh, I hate him so fucking much.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #996 on:** January 09, 2012, 11:13:43 PM »

Response, Atheist-Bore?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #997 on:** January 09, 2012, 11:17:22 PM »

brb, too busy cutting my wrists so i can escape tebow in hell

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #998 on:** January 09, 2012, 11:41:11 PM »

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/09/mile-high-halo-over-broncos_n_1194204.html

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #999 on:** January 10, 2012, 12:09:24 AM »

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1000 on:** January 10, 2012, 12:26:38 AM »

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #1001 on:** January 10, 2012, 12:45:03 AM »

What I love about all this is the celebration of a false idol. Tebow goin' to hell for inciting this.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #1002 on:** January 10, 2012, 12:46:01 AM »

Nah, it's just fun seeing a good Christian boy whuppin' up on a bunch of sinners every Sunday.

etiolate · « **Reply #1003 on:** January 10, 2012, 06:21:20 AM »

The Broncos D hasn't done that well vs highly potent offenses. Detroit and the Pats immediatly punished Denver for any Tebow 4 and outs or fumbles.

The Saints have been putting up points in the 20s on the road, against defenses nowhere near as good as the Niners. The Saints give up 5 ypa vs the rush. If they give up that to the Niners run game, SF will just chew clock and do their thing. The Niners have been a little susceptible to RBs making plays in the passing game against their defense and they once in awhile give up a big pass play, but that tends to happen when they blitz more often in a game. I don't see SF blitzing the Saints a lot. A lot will rest on Sproles breaking something underneath when Willis or Bowman are not on him. Goldson sometimes blow a tackle by overplaying for the hit or INT. I can see the Saints going at Goldson if he's matched up on Sproles.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1004 on:** January 10, 2012, 09:39:59 AM »

I'd lock up PWill on Sproles and Goldson on Graham. Aldon Smith needs to have the game of his life hitting Breesus. But I'm resigned to the fact that the niners can't match points with the Saints. So i'm just gonna appreciate the great season they had and how much better they'll be next season.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1005 on:** January 10, 2012, 09:45:22 AM »

Tebow will complete 31.6% against the Pats, just to really drive home the message.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1006 on:** January 10, 2012, 10:45:34 AM »

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #1007 on:** January 10, 2012, 02:22:25 PM »

I'd love to see a 49ers and Giants NFC championship

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1008 on:** January 10, 2012, 04:07:35 PM »

Tebowing has gone mainstream:

Wait, that's a hockey player; Tebowing has gone fringe.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #1009 on:** January 10, 2012, 08:45:45 PM »

Maybe we will get a Packers - Broncs Super Bowl again.

But the right team's going to win this time.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #1010 on:** January 11, 2012, 02:15:30 PM »

Narag · « **Reply #1011 on:** January 11, 2012, 02:42:30 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1012 on:** January 11, 2012, 03:16:09 PM »

A new challenger has appeared. Triumph, explain!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1013 on:** January 11, 2012, 11:26:58 PM »

That shit is old, don't you ever read any of the KissingSuzyKolber stuff?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1014 on:** January 11, 2012, 11:32:10 PM »

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #1015 on:** January 11, 2012, 11:44:05 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 11, 2012, 03:16:09 PM

A new challenger has appeared. Triumph, explain!

That video was posted in 2009, Tebow is just trying to rip off Rivers' shtick.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1016 on:** January 11, 2012, 11:53:49 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 11, 2012, 11:32:10 PM

Nope

That's right, despite being a young black man I forgot that you basically have the sense of humor of Mandark's great aunt.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1017 on:** January 14, 2012, 12:00:52 PM »

Pick time

NO over SF
DEN over NE

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1018 on:** January 14, 2012, 04:42:25 PM »

SF over NO
NE over DEN

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #1019 on:** January 14, 2012, 05:15:43 PM »

lol PD thinking the Saints were going to blow out SF

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