Author Topic: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011 (Read 77001 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1080 on:** January 15, 2012, 07:59:15 PM »

BlueTsunami, can I jump on the Giants bandwagon? I've been waiting for someone to beat my most disliked teams, either the 49ers or the Packers. The Saints couldn't get it done, so here I am

Himu · « **Reply #1081 on:** January 15, 2012, 08:05:12 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on January 15, 2012, 07:30:05 PM

Quote from: Stringer Bell on January 15, 2012, 06:45:14 PM
you like the niners?

i thought all bay area folks hate the niners? that's my experience every time I visit.

Black people

in the bay area it seems like most people support the raiders

then again, i'm talking about black folks

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1082 on:** January 15, 2012, 08:18:30 PM »

Tebow, Breesus, and Rodgers are false idols.

Lord Brady

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #1083 on:** January 15, 2012, 08:55:29 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 15, 2012, 07:59:15 PM

BlueTsunami, can I jump on the Giants bandwagon? I've been waiting for someone to beat my most disliked teams, either the 49ers or the Packers. The Saints couldn't get it done, so here I am

I accept you into the fold!

This team! I'm refraining from calling anything though even believing that this seems like the 2007 run. Each game should be attacked without any pretenses as to what it could and couldn't be. I think the 49ers are going to be very tough, tougher than Green Bay when they're at their optimal level. Can't wait to watch it though.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #1084 on:** January 15, 2012, 09:05:51 PM »

San Fran was looking pretty sexy yesterday. I hope it's a defensive smashmouth of a game.

etiolate · « **Reply #1085 on:** January 15, 2012, 11:10:29 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on January 15, 2012, 06:45:14 PM

you like the niners?

i thought all bay area folks hate the niners? that's my experience every time I visit.

No, bay area loves the Niners. East bay is pretty Raiders heavy, but western Bay, North Bay and South Bay/San Jose is Niners dominated.

etiolate · « **Reply #1086 on:** January 15, 2012, 11:22:45 PM »

And now some images of Donte Whitner doing his Ronnie Lott impersonation.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1087 on:** January 16, 2012, 12:19:13 AM »

Quote from: Flannel Boy on January 15, 2012, 04:49:14 AM

Quote from: Stringer Bell on January 14, 2012, 11:16:42 PM

Is that your nephew, Cajole?

I taught him well.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1088 on:** January 16, 2012, 04:01:31 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 16, 2012, 12:19:13 AM

Quote from: Flannel Boy on January 15, 2012, 04:49:14 AM
Quote from: Stringer Bell on January 14, 2012, 11:16:42 PM

Is that your nephew, Cajole?

I taught him well.

Yes you did. He has a nice plaid shirt there.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1089 on:** January 16, 2012, 08:47:45 AM »

OMG that niner game. I was so emotionally spent by the end I went to bed shortly after the game. 5 turnovers and still almost lose is unsettling.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1090 on:** January 22, 2012, 03:07:58 PM »

Conference Championship time!!!

Pats - 49ers Super Bowl is my prediction.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1091 on:** January 22, 2012, 03:10:30 PM »

Ravens Giants. fuck da niners!

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1092 on:** January 22, 2012, 03:12:24 PM »

I'm playing the Ravens spoiler supporter today, but I just think Brady is gonna level them.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1093 on:** January 22, 2012, 04:10:06 PM »

Flacco looking eli-te

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #1094 on:** January 22, 2012, 04:21:07 PM »

I suppose I'm rooting for the Ravens today...ugh

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1095 on:** January 22, 2012, 05:17:47 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1096 on:** January 22, 2012, 05:20:43 PM »

I wonder which potential SB match is dreaded the most by the NFL/Goddell? Ravens v Niners most likely. Could be an ugly, but obviously good, game

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1097 on:** January 22, 2012, 05:32:49 PM »

Ravens vs 49ers would be loved by the NFL. Brother vs brother is a big story for the media to run with.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1098 on:** January 22, 2012, 06:11:59 PM »

what the fuck

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1099 on:** January 22, 2012, 06:13:12 PM »

Poor Billy. That sucks.

etiolate · « **Reply #1100 on:** January 22, 2012, 06:14:08 PM »

man

terrible drop, gotta secure that ball

then flacco coulda just ran for the first down, got a TO and take one more shot before kicking

but then the shank

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1101 on:** January 22, 2012, 06:20:28 PM »

Baltimore also should've kicked the field goal on that 4th and 6 play instead of throwing it away.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #1102 on:** January 22, 2012, 06:22:23 PM »

Billy Cun-whiff.

NFL-Gaf will be disgusting now. Pats fans

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1103 on:** January 22, 2012, 06:23:50 PM »

Why didn't they run on 2nd and 1? wtf they had two time outs

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1104 on:** January 22, 2012, 07:06:49 PM »

Davis is fast as hell

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1105 on:** January 22, 2012, 09:55:44 PM »

One of my best friends is a Giants fan. One of my best friends is a 49ers fan.

They're both having heart attacks right now

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1106 on:** January 22, 2012, 10:08:04 PM »

I'm not going to make fun of Eli again. The man is clutch

tiesto · « **Reply #1107 on:** January 22, 2012, 10:24:52 PM »

I don't have any fingernails left to bite anymore...

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #1108 on:** January 22, 2012, 10:34:34 PM »

Niners choking this away but the NFL overtime rules are still dumb as all hell

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1109 on:** January 22, 2012, 10:40:54 PM »

Grats Giants. Tough loss for the Niners/Etiolet. Great season. I'm a hater but you guys played hard from start to finish

Quote from: OptimoPeach on January 22, 2012, 10:34:34 PM

Niners choking this away but the NFL overtime rules are still dumb as all hell

The NCAA's OT rules are so much better. I doubt the NFL will change it though, given the potential harm it could do to tv schedules. Hell Fox has to be pissed about this OT game tonight given it heavily delayed American Idol's premier; imagine how much more pissed they'd be if that field goal didn't end the game.

etiolate · « **Reply #1110 on:** January 22, 2012, 10:45:51 PM »

That was lame as fuck

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1111 on:** January 22, 2012, 10:46:31 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on January 22, 2012, 10:45:51 PM

That was lame as fuck

hahahahahahaha OWNED

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1112 on:** January 22, 2012, 10:48:35 PM »

Dedicated to FMT:

holddd maaahhh diiickkkkk

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #1113 on:** January 22, 2012, 11:21:02 PM »

FUCK YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS

Also, FUCK VERNON DAVIS. Dudes an obnoxious bitch.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1114 on:** January 23, 2012, 02:51:24 AM »

Yea, dude has no problem getting his team multiple stupid penalties; he acts like a Detroit Lion!. Mike Singletary didn't put up with that shit, I wonder what Harbargh's stance is. The players seem to really like Harbaugh so I'm guessing he's not nearly as disciplinary

etiolate · « **Reply #1115 on:** January 23, 2012, 03:14:34 AM »

Harbaugh seems to have a very close and familiar relationship with the players. At this point, Davis shouldn't need a Daddy. He should be a team leader.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1116 on:** January 23, 2012, 10:56:56 AM »

Himu · « **Reply #1117 on:** January 23, 2012, 10:58:33 AM »

This should be an interesting super bowl

Bloodwake · « **Reply #1118 on:** January 24, 2012, 12:06:20 AM »

Fuck the Patriots.

Also, the Giants.

That is all.

Looks like I will get to concentrate on drinking for this year's Super Bowl!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1119 on:** January 24, 2012, 12:26:27 AM »

I feel like I have to root for the Dark Lord Brady in this one.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #1120 on:** January 24, 2012, 01:25:53 AM »

never fucking root for tom brady. Always root for the distinguished mentally-challenged player (aka Eli).

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1121 on:** January 24, 2012, 01:36:36 AM »

Brady

etiolate · « **Reply #1122 on:** January 24, 2012, 01:44:01 AM »

man, I was looking forward to the Niners defense sending Brady running and screaming back to the shoe store

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1123 on:** January 29, 2012, 06:10:10 PM »

Who is excited for the Pro Bo-

Yeah, I can't do it.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1124 on:** January 29, 2012, 06:20:08 PM »

Don't care, and I'm still smh'ing at Eli over Stafford. No Lions are playing in the game either; Megatron dropped out due to injury

How can the NFL change the game so it means something?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1125 on:** January 29, 2012, 06:27:07 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on January 29, 2012, 06:10:10 PM

Who is excited for the Pro Bo-

Yeah, I can't do it.

On one hand, you'd have to be a pretty hardcore NFL fan to actually want to watch the pro bowl. On the other hand, anyone that watches the pro bowl should have their NFL fandom revoked.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1126 on:** January 29, 2012, 07:42:19 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 29, 2012, 06:20:08 PM

Don't care, and I'm still smh'ing at Eli over Stafford. No Lions are playing in the game either; Megatron dropped out due to injury

How can the NFL change the game so it means something?

Winning team gets $20 million and a year's supply of HGH.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1127 on:** January 29, 2012, 07:50:52 PM »

Have they thought about setting it up like MLB? Winner gets home in the Super Bowl. Its not much, but I don't know what else you could do.

Watched a few plays. Its a fucking flag football game.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1128 on:** January 29, 2012, 09:30:06 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on January 29, 2012, 07:50:52 PM

Have they thought about setting it up like MLB? Winner gets home in the Super Bowl. Its not much, but I don't know what else you could do.

Watched a few plays. Its a fucking flag football game.

But would that be enough for teams in the Super Bowl to let their players participate..? I doubt it.

Cash prizes/cars seems like a better incentive, maybe some charity stuff too

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1129 on:** January 29, 2012, 11:58:12 PM »

They should offer every player on the winning squad NFL Player Conduct Offsets, where you get to use them to get out of trouble with the league. Put a vicious hit on a qb and give him a concussion? No problem, spend your offsets! Did you totally rape a chick (again!) and now it's looking like you're gonna get suspended? Spend them offsets, baby!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1130 on:** January 30, 2012, 12:02:10 AM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on January 29, 2012, 11:58:12 PM

They should offer every player on the winning squad NFL Player Conduct Offsets, where you get to use them to get out of trouble with the league. Put a vicious hit on a qb and give him a concussion? No problem, spend your offsets! Did you totally rape a chick (again!) and now it's looking like you're gonna get suspended? Spend them offsets, baby!

etiolate · « **Reply #1131 on:** January 30, 2012, 12:56:46 AM »

Winner of the Pro Bowl gets Peyton Manning's head in a jar.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1132 on:** January 30, 2012, 05:51:58 PM »

A positive article on positive punishment

http://espn.go.com/boston/nfl/story/_/id/7518409/bill-belichick-everybody-critic-film-sessions

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"They were right," Ihedigbo later confirmed. "Bill ran that play for weeks. He kept bringing it up: 'Now see, this is where Ihedigbo got caught deep.'

"After a while, it became more generic. It was, 'Hey, we might see a double reverse this week like we did against Washington.' And there I am, up on the screen, in the wrong place all over again."

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For a split second, Gostowski actually thought he might escape the humiliating film sessions, since his mistake occurred during the season finale.

Ah, no.

"Bill teed it up the first week the following season," Gostowski said. "He reminded me of that kick almost every day

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Weaver juked past Bruschi, then burned him for a 14-yard touchdown thrown by Jay Fiedler seven seconds before halftime. The Patriots went on to lose 30-10.

"I knew I was going to hear about it," Bruschi said, "but Bill was still showing that play five years later. By then it was no longer, 'Look at what Bruschi did.' It was, 'Here's an example of bad situational football.' By 2007 I was saying to him, 'Hey Bill, do you think we can find another example?"'

Bruschi admitted the repeated humiliation was, at times, infuriating.

"But I've got to tell you, it works," he said.

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"He never compliments you," linebacker Rob Ninkovich said. "He'll throw you a little something once in a while, but it's never, 'Good job.'

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Vrabel checked in as an eligible receiver, then turned and hauled in the touchdown pass from Brady.

Upon further review, the coach was peeved by the result. Belichick pieced together a montage of Vrabel's offensive forays, then highlighted the lowlights of his attempts to block in his role as a tight end.

"No wonder we throw to you," the Belistrator cackled when the lights came up. "Nobody in their right mind would run behind a block like that."

etc.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1133 on:** January 30, 2012, 10:29:21 PM »

I LOVE YOU COACH HITLER

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #1134 on:** January 31, 2012, 01:56:07 AM »

Coach like Lombardi, aka give positive reinforcement and a notion of brotherhood amongst the team: win three straight championships

Coach like Belichek, aka never giving credit or acknowledgment to your players: win three super bowls

WHO DO I CHOSE AHHH

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #1135 on:** January 31, 2012, 03:40:29 PM »

Lombardi has five rings total, though.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1136 on:** January 31, 2012, 07:33:29 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on January 30, 2012, 10:29:21 PM

I LOVE YOU COACH HITLER

I'm sure Hitler gave out compliments from time to time. "You killed how many Jews? Wow. Good job, Hans."

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #1137 on:** February 01, 2012, 08:25:13 AM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1138 on:** February 05, 2012, 02:14:42 PM »

Super Bowl bump

plans? food? predictions?

I can't root against Tom Brady so I'm jumping off the Giants bandwagon

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1139 on:** February 05, 2012, 02:17:42 PM »

Heading to a friends house. Growlers of beer and homebrew, homemade calzones (made by the wife), chips, fruit trays, wings.

Rooting for the Giants.

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