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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Fresh Prince on August 12, 2011, 06:50:19 PM

Title: Jesus vs Mohammed (Image of Mohammed the Prophet (Peace be on him) Inside))
Post by: Fresh Prince on August 12, 2011, 06:50:19 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/YV2oh.png)

I'd say Mohammed based on history.
Title: Re: Jesus vs Mohammed. In a fight.
Post by: fistfulofmetal on August 12, 2011, 06:53:50 PM
when i was a little kid in catholic school i remember watching an animated movie and in it i remember a scene where jesus got really pissed and started trashing a room. like flipping tables and shit. so whenever i think about jesus i always picture him really angry and flipping tables
Title: Re: Jesus vs Mohammed. In a fight.
Post by: Fresh Prince on August 12, 2011, 06:56:36 PM
That was in a temple. Mohammed actually took over a city.
Title: Re: Jesus vs Mohammed. In a fight.
Post by: etiolate on August 12, 2011, 07:10:54 PM
jesus will use his infinite rez to cheese and eventually mohammed will turtle in his mountain
Title: Re: Jesus vs Mohammed. In a fight.
Post by: Broseidon on August 12, 2011, 07:55:43 PM
Jesus could just miracle Mo away.
Title: Re: Jesus vs Mohammed. In a fight.
Post by: drew on August 12, 2011, 08:03:34 PM
Quote from: Wrath2X on August 12, 2011, 07:00:41 PM
Both are dead and rotting.

yeah, because flesh takes over 2000 years to decompose :dur
Title: Re: Jesus vs Mohammed. In a fight.
Post by: Broseidon on August 12, 2011, 08:24:51 PM
Neither have been dead for over 2000 years.
Title: Re: Jesus vs Mohammed. In a fight.
Post by: Himu on August 12, 2011, 08:30:09 PM
Mohammed or Muhammed Ali
Title: Re: Jesus vs Mohammed. In a fight.
Post by: Fresh Prince on August 12, 2011, 08:31:21 PM
the prophet
Title: Re: Jesus vs Mohammed. In a fight.
Post by: Maximus on August 12, 2011, 08:42:22 PM
Quote from: Wrath2X on August 12, 2011, 07:00:41 PM
Both are dead and rotting.

nope Jesus only spent 2 days doing that and got sick of it wandered around in a white robe for a while being even more powerful than he was before, he then chased away the Witch King at Minas Tirith then ascended to heaven with his buddies in a boat.
I think that's how I remember it anyway
Title: Re: Jesus vs Mohammed. In a fight.
Post by: Himu on August 12, 2011, 08:43:24 PM
Quote from: Fresh Prince on August 12, 2011, 08:31:21 PM
the prophet

So Ali, okay.

Gonna have to go with Ali
Title: Re: Jesus vs Mohammed. In a fight.
Post by: Himu on August 12, 2011, 08:45:31 PM
fresh prince why did you post that pic in the op? shah, business and wrath are going to be executed now
Title: Re: Jesus vs Mohammed. In a fight.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 12, 2011, 08:50:02 PM
Quote from: fistfulofmetal on August 12, 2011, 06:53:50 PM
when i was a little kid in catholic school i remember watching an animated movie and in it i remember a scene where jesus got really pissed and started trashing a room. like flipping tables and shit. so whenever i think about jesus i always picture him really angry and flipping tables

[youtube=560,345]qQyQPNq9Zz4[/youtube]
Title: Re: Jesus vs Mohammed. In a fight.
Post by: Himu on August 12, 2011, 08:55:07 PM
:rofl :rofl :rofl

Jesus was such a fucking communist
Title: Re: Jesus vs Mohammed. In a fight.
Post by: Broseidon on August 12, 2011, 09:05:11 PM
Quote from: Stringer Bell on August 12, 2011, 08:55:07 PM
:rofl :rofl :rofl

Jesus was such a fucking communist

Don't let the Republicans know  :shh
Title: Re: Jesus vs Mohammed. In a fight.
Post by: Fresh Prince on August 12, 2011, 10:34:21 PM
Mohammad has all the powers etc he has in the Koran but not in the Hadiths. Jesus has the powers from the bible and the Koran.
Title: Re: Jesus vs Mohammed (Image of Mohammed the Prophet (Peace be on him) Inside))
Post by: Fresh Prince on August 12, 2011, 11:33:23 PM
there I saved shah rukh kahn's life. I also chose this picture because Mohammed is unsheathing his sword getting ready for battle and Jesus is worried. It's probably from some white power website.
Title: Re: Jesus vs Mohammed (Image of Mohammed the Prophet (Peace be on him) Inside))
Post by: Fresh Prince on August 13, 2011, 03:15:47 AM
Us Christians, turning the other cheek an' all. When will we learn?
Title: Re: Jesus vs Mohammed (Image of Mohammed the Prophet (Peace be on him) Inside))
Post by: Himu on August 13, 2011, 03:29:49 AM
i try to save your life and this is the thanks i get
Title: Re: Jesus vs Mohammed (Image of Mohammed the Prophet (Peace be on him) Inside))
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 13, 2011, 09:30:14 AM
Jesus' abilities got nerfed post-Crisis, but if he had prep time I'm sure he could take Mohammed no problem.
Title: Re: Jesus vs Mohammed (Image of Mohammed the Prophet (Peace be on him) Inside))
Post by: Diunx on August 13, 2011, 09:47:17 AM
Goku would destroy them both, it is known.
Title: Re: Jesus vs Mohammed (Image of Mohammed the Prophet (Peace be on him) Inside))
Post by: magus on August 13, 2011, 07:13:23 PM
somehow i feel this should be here
http://www.cracked.com/article_18785_6-comic-book-crossovers-you-wont-believe-actually-happened.html