Author Topic: Jesus vs Mohammed (Image of Mohammed the Prophet (Peace be on him) Inside)) (Read 1516 times)

Fresh Prince · « **on:** August 12, 2011, 06:50:19 PM »

I'd say Mohammed based on history.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #1 on:** August 12, 2011, 06:53:50 PM »

when i was a little kid in catholic school i remember watching an animated movie and in it i remember a scene where jesus got really pissed and started trashing a room. like flipping tables and shit. so whenever i think about jesus i always picture him really angry and flipping tables

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #2 on:** August 12, 2011, 06:56:36 PM »

That was in a temple. Mohammed actually took over a city.

etiolate · « **Reply #3 on:** August 12, 2011, 07:10:54 PM »

jesus will use his infinite rez to cheese and eventually mohammed will turtle in his mountain

Broseidon · « **Reply #4 on:** August 12, 2011, 07:55:43 PM »

Jesus could just miracle Mo away.

drew · « **Reply #5 on:** August 12, 2011, 08:03:34 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on August 12, 2011, 07:00:41 PM

Both are dead and rotting.

yeah, because flesh takes over 2000 years to decompose

Broseidon · « **Reply #6 on:** August 12, 2011, 08:24:51 PM »

Neither have been dead for over 2000 years.

Himu · « **Reply #7 on:** August 12, 2011, 08:30:09 PM »

Mohammed or Muhammed Ali

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #8 on:** August 12, 2011, 08:31:21 PM »

the prophet

Maximus · « **Reply #9 on:** August 12, 2011, 08:42:22 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on August 12, 2011, 07:00:41 PM

Both are dead and rotting.

nope Jesus only spent 2 days doing that and got sick of it wandered around in a white robe for a while being even more powerful than he was before, he then chased away the Witch King at Minas Tirith then ascended to heaven with his buddies in a boat.
I think that's how I remember it anyway

Himu · « **Reply #10 on:** August 12, 2011, 08:43:24 PM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on August 12, 2011, 08:31:21 PM

the prophet

So Ali, okay.

Gonna have to go with Ali

Himu · « **Reply #11 on:** August 12, 2011, 08:45:31 PM »

fresh prince why did you post that pic in the op? shah, business and wrath are going to be executed now

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #12 on:** August 12, 2011, 08:50:02 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on August 12, 2011, 06:53:50 PM

when i was a little kid in catholic school i remember watching an animated movie and in it i remember a scene where jesus got really pissed and started trashing a room. like flipping tables and shit. so whenever i think about jesus i always picture him really angry and flipping tables

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Himu · « **Reply #13 on:** August 12, 2011, 08:55:07 PM »

Jesus was such a fucking communist

Broseidon · « **Reply #14 on:** August 12, 2011, 09:05:11 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on August 12, 2011, 08:55:07 PM

Jesus was such a fucking communist

Don't let the Republicans know

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #15 on:** August 12, 2011, 10:34:21 PM »

Mohammad has all the powers etc he has in the Koran but not in the Hadiths. Jesus has the powers from the bible and the Koran.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #16 on:** August 12, 2011, 11:33:23 PM »

there I saved shah rukh kahn's life. I also chose this picture because Mohammed is unsheathing his sword getting ready for battle and Jesus is worried. It's probably from some white power website.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #17 on:** August 13, 2011, 03:15:47 AM »

Us Christians, turning the other cheek an' all. When will we learn?

Himu · « **Reply #18 on:** August 13, 2011, 03:29:49 AM »

i try to save your life and this is the thanks i get

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #19 on:** August 13, 2011, 09:30:14 AM »

Jesus' abilities got nerfed post-Crisis, but if he had prep time I'm sure he could take Mohammed no problem.

Diunx · « **Reply #20 on:** August 13, 2011, 09:47:17 AM »

Goku would destroy them both, it is known.

magus · « **Reply #21 on:** August 13, 2011, 07:13:23 PM »

somehow i feel this should be here
http://www.cracked.com/article_18785_6-comic-book-crossovers-you-wont-believe-actually-happened.html

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Author Topic: Jesus vs Mohammed (Image of Mohammed the Prophet (Peace be on him) Inside)) (Read 1516 times)