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Title: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
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Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's more accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Himu on August 20, 2011, 11:46:26 PM
in before phoenix dark
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 20, 2011, 11:55:18 PM
"oh look at me i'm an elitist who has to eat the best food all the time herp a derp"

Guess what, sometimes something good happens to you and you want to celebrate with a family dinner at Olive Garden. They use a bit too much salt but the food is great, the atmosphere is great, and you get all the bread sticks you can eat. If you want to eat one shrimp with runes drawn all over the place fancily with ketchup, go to whatever downtown eatery you prefer and talk about Jonathan Franzen books with your learned associates. As for me I'll go to my favorite restaurant, because when I'm there I'm family.

Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Barry Egan on August 20, 2011, 11:57:23 PM
 :rofl
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 21, 2011, 12:02:45 AM
Olive Garden has pretty good soup. That's about it.

I'd rather hit up the two local joints when I'm in the mood for Italian.
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Trent Dole on August 21, 2011, 12:04:42 AM
They've got like, infinite breadsticks. Food there is ok but not really worth what they charge.
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Himu on August 21, 2011, 12:18:39 AM
Olive Gardens suck.

The only chain restaurant people should go to is Dennys. Not only can you expect an adequate meal but you may also get a show too.

waffle house > denny's
ihop > denny's
cracker barrel > denny's
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 21, 2011, 12:20:07 AM
While I love their soup, salad and breadsticks in a guilty pleasure sort of way, Olive Garden is shit. They've raised their prices so much in the last ten years that you can go to a locally owned Italian place and get much better food for the exact same price.

But it doesn't even matter since we don't have an Olive Garden in Seattle.
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 21, 2011, 12:22:31 AM
I can get great Italian food from two different local places for $3-$4 less per person than at Olive Garden. So there's basically no reason to go there.
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 21, 2011, 12:25:09 AM
I can get great Italian food from two different local places for $3-$4 less per person than at Olive Garden. So there's basically no reason to go there.

Exactly. The last time I went to an Olive Garden was out in the suburban wasteland known as Pierce County (45 minutes south of Seattle) back in 2004 for a little cousin's high school graduation. I was floored at how expensive they were in comparison to the quality of the food.
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: fistfulofmetal on August 21, 2011, 12:25:16 AM
i've only been to olive garden once to try out the infinite soup and salad and breadstick stuff.

i didn't really like their soup selection beyond the clam chowder. the salad was alright. the breadsticks were bread i guess

Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 21, 2011, 12:26:30 AM
i've only been to olive garden once to try out the infinite soup and salad and breadstick stuff.

i didn't really like their soup selection beyond the clam chowder. the salad was alright. the breadsticks were bread i guess



Does not compute.
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: fistfulofmetal on August 21, 2011, 12:33:43 AM
you can't have a chain restaurant soup selection without clam chowder. and if there is one then i don't want to eat there.
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Mandark on August 21, 2011, 12:35:40 AM
Guess what, sometimes something good happens to you and you want to celebrate with a family dinner at Olive Garden.

:rofl

I nominate this for the newsfeed.
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 21, 2011, 12:38:11 AM
I can get great Italian food from two different local places for $3-$4 less per person than at Olive Garden. So there's basically no reason to go there.

Pretty much this.  There's a local pasta/pizza place in my podunk mountain town that shits all over Olive Garden- they even have all you can eat pasta for like 7 bucks every Tuesday.  Don't even get me started on actual cities with a wide selection of good Italian places.  For the same price in Atlanta, you can go to a place where they make ALL of the pasta fresh daily and their sauce selection rapes Olive Garden in the face.

Pretty much the only reason to go to Olive Garden is if you're lame.
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 21, 2011, 12:45:43 AM
Pretty much the only reason to go to Olive Garden is if you're lame.

Or if something good happens to you and you wanna celebrate with your family.
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: The Sceneman on August 21, 2011, 12:47:51 AM
Pretty much the only reason to go to Olive Garden is if you're lame.

Or if something good happens to you and you wanna celebrate with your family.

:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Beezy on August 21, 2011, 12:49:15 AM
If you want to eat one shrimp with runes drawn all over the place fancily with ketchup, go to whatever downtown eatery you prefer and talk about Jonathan Franzen books with your learned associates.
:lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: tiesto on August 21, 2011, 12:51:07 AM
It's terrible, I can't believe they are even open on Long Island, where you can't throw a stone without hitting a good local Italian restaurant.
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: lennedsay on August 21, 2011, 01:24:47 AM
The last time I ate Olive Garden, I couldn't even finish my food.  :yuck So bland and/or completely disgusting all around.

Every Italian place has all you can eat bread. I just prefer restaurants that serve bread from local Italian bakeries rather than reheated frozen shitsticks.
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 21, 2011, 01:31:25 AM
As someone who likes Dennys I cant really comment- lets just say most major chains should be avoided if you value your heart.
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Himu on August 21, 2011, 02:00:19 AM
Olive Gardens suck.

The only chain restaurant people should go to is Dennys. Not only can you expect an adequate meal but you may also get a show too.

waffle house > denny's
ihop > denny's
cracker barrel > denny's

I ain't never seen shit pop off at an ihop or waffle house.

Never been to cracker barrel but I suspect that it's a place with more good whiteys then the ones that like to brawl.

i'm talking about food
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 21, 2011, 02:23:08 AM
Guess what, sometimes something good happens to you and you want to celebrate with a family dinner at Olive Garden.

:rofl

I nominate this for the newsfeed.

:lol cosign
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: drozmight on August 21, 2011, 03:26:27 AM
Am pretty sure if we ever build a red lobster, olive garden and sizzler in close proximity to one another, we'll have accidentally opened a portal to hell from which will pour countless white-haired ancients.
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 21, 2011, 03:48:44 AM
If you cant appreciate at least one shitty chain somethings wrong with you imo
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: drozmight on August 21, 2011, 03:52:21 AM
Shari's  :heart
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: cool breeze on August 21, 2011, 03:54:55 AM
don't know if it counts, but I liked Friendly's because of the conehead sundaes

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Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Oblivion on August 21, 2011, 04:31:11 AM
Never been to Olive Garden. Course, I shop for jeans at the grocery store.
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Robo on August 21, 2011, 04:36:37 AM
Shit has and will most definitely pop off at Waffle House.  They're comparable.  Denny's just sort of maintains this uneasy atmosphere of hostility late at night - I dunno what it is, maybe the lighting.  After 2am, it's two biscuits with gravy from Thunderdome.
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 21, 2011, 04:41:44 AM
Yeah, Denny's is like the classy version of Waffle House.  The last three times I've been in a WH after midnight I've seen some sort of altercation- one fight, one screaming match between an angry couple and one drunk guy who had to be thrown out.  Also, Waffle House is still the only place I've ever been robbed before.
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: magus on August 21, 2011, 06:16:57 AM
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News: Guess what, sometimes something good happens to you and you want to celebrate with a family dinner at Olive Garden.

i didn't expect bore to have occult ads :-X
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Eel O'Brian on August 21, 2011, 07:17:17 AM
"oh look at me i'm an elitist who has to eat the best food all the time herp a derp"

Guess what, sometimes something good happens to you and you want to celebrate with a family dinner at Olive Garden. They use a bit too much salt but the food is great, the atmosphere is great, and you get all the bread sticks you can eat. If you want to eat one shrimp with runes drawn all over the place fancily with ketchup, go to whatever downtown eatery you prefer and talk about Jonathan Franzen books with your learned associates. As for me I'll go to my favorite restaurant, because when I'm there I'm family.



:lol
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Eel O'Brian on August 21, 2011, 07:21:35 AM
all of these places are terrific when you're drunk
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Stoney Mason on August 21, 2011, 10:12:42 AM
Never been to olive garden. Not because I have anything against them or chain restaurants. Red Lobster is good for instance. Just never been. I think someone brought me some food from there one time though and I didn't like it.

I don't like Denny's. Too many competing type restaurants that have better food.
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: lennedsay on August 21, 2011, 11:14:21 AM
Meh, if we want mediocre seafood, we'll go to Red Lobster. I'm not ashamed. But you will never, ever hear me suggest Olive Garden or Macaroni Grill for Italian. If we want a Red Lobster-esque dining experience eating Italian, we'll go to Pasta House. It's St. Louis' chain that's actually good. You probably wouldn't go there for your 20th wedding anniversary, but it's pretty tasty and they have provel cheese. You can't be an Italian restaurant in St Louis and not have provel cheese, but Olive Garden and Macaroni Grill are disgusting culprits of that. I can honestly say I've been to both in the last decade once each. MG once ever it was so bad.

And I worked at Waffle House when I was 16 for a month. There is drama on the daily, except no one tapes it for YouTube. It's just a way of life for employees and patrons alike. We went yesterday and there was ridiculous shit going down. As a requirement of working there, you have to be insane and related to at least one other employee, and potentially fucking at least two other employees. That bar they have is simply front row seating.
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: tiesto on August 21, 2011, 11:14:58 AM
If you cant appreciate at least one shitty chain somethings wrong with you imo

Yup, even though I'm a big fan of local mom&pop restaurants... I don't mind the occasional Ruby Tuesday (for their sandwiches) or Country Kitchen (for breakfast) or of course one of the numerous diners we have here.
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 21, 2011, 11:32:11 AM
 :bow
all of these places are terrific when you're drunk
:bow2
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 21, 2011, 01:40:22 PM
You know what's even worse than Olive Garden? The mothafuckin' Cheesecake Factory. There's one in downtown Seattle, and whenever distant relatives come in to the city, they always want to go there. It's crazy overpriced and really bland. Fortunately, we know lots of great places that they end up loving, so I've been able to avoid eating there.

I remember walking by the Cheesecake Factory in Waikiki and seeing a huge line of people down the block waiting to get in. You go to Hawaii, and you end up eating at the fucking Cheesecake Factory? Really?

Claim Jumper is also one of those "this is why you're fat" type places.
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Smooth Groove on August 21, 2011, 01:44:30 PM
What do you guys think of Macaroni Grill? 


If you cant appreciate at least one shitty chain somethings wrong with you imo

Red Robin's is cool.

You know what's even worse than Olive Garden? The mothafuckin' Cheesecake Factory. There's one in downtown Seattle, and whenever distant relatives come in to the city, they always want to go there. Fortunately, we know lots of great places that they end up loving, so I've been able to avoid eating there.

I remember walking by the Cheesecake Factory in Waikiki and seeing a huge line of people down the block waiting to get in. You go to Hawaii, and you end up eating at the fucking Cheesecake Factory? Really?


Agreed.  I've eaten many times at CF and never once was I impressed.  They charge way too much for that quality of food.  I have no idea why they are so popular.  I do give them props for the cheescakes but most people aren't just there for dessert.
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 21, 2011, 01:46:22 PM


If you cant appreciate at least one shitty chain somethings wrong with you imo

Red Robin's is cool.

Red Robin is very cool and they're from Seattle. I've been going there since I was a little kid.
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: fistfulofmetal on August 21, 2011, 01:50:59 PM
i really like red lobster. i always get the meal that comes with crab legs, shrimp, and a lobster tail
plus their cheddar biscuits are sublime
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 21, 2011, 02:14:37 PM
Cheesecake Factory is usually on lists for 'Worst Dishes'.

I'll eat at Olive Garden if someone wants to go- he'll ill eat MOST places if someone honestly wants to go. Such is the burden of someone who doesnt feel like making a choice- you go where they want to and you don't bitch.
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Mandark on August 21, 2011, 02:21:49 PM
There are almost no restaurants where I won't like at least something on the menu.

But you know what place was straight-up bad?  Shoney's.  I went there for the hot fudge sundae when all the Hot Shoppes went out of business, but goddam.
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: cool breeze on August 21, 2011, 02:24:26 PM
You know what's even worse than Olive Garden? The mothafuckin' Cheesecake Factory. There's one in downtown Seattle, and whenever distant relatives come in to the city, they always want to go there. It's crazy overpriced and really bland. Fortunately, we know lots of great places that they end up loving, so I've been able to avoid eating there.

I remember walking by the Cheesecake Factory in Waikiki and seeing a huge line of people down the block waiting to get in. You go to Hawaii, and you end up eating at the fucking Cheesecake Factory? Really?

yeah, Cheesecake Factory is up there with Olive Garden.  Though I don't think I've seen  Cheesecake Factory commercial before.

There's nothing wrong with Denny's or chains aware or their status.  Olive Garden and Cheesecake Factory are hefty kids wearing t-shirts in the pool.
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 21, 2011, 02:35:21 PM
You know what's even worse than Olive Garden? The mothafuckin' Cheesecake Factory. There's one in downtown Seattle, and whenever distant relatives come in to the city, they always want to go there. It's crazy overpriced and really bland. Fortunately, we know lots of great places that they end up loving, so I've been able to avoid eating there.

Gotta agree there. I went with five others to Cheesecake Factory a few years back and it cost over $100, just for regular meals! And it wasn't even all that good. Insanity. There are tons of places around that offer far better food at nearly HALF that price. Even if we're just talking about casual dining, like Cheddars [which is pretty awesome].
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 21, 2011, 02:43:33 PM
Cheddars is horrible.

Cheddars rocks. It's a total guilty pleasure meal though, because I almost always get stuff that's deep-fried and/or covered in cheese.

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Are those Italian places you were talking about in Krebs?

Nah, they're in Texas.

http://www.urbanspoon.com/r/301/1273344/restaurant/Texas/Salis-Pizza-Restaurant-Denison
http://www.urbanspoon.com/r/301/1273302/restaurant/Texas/Devollis-Italian-Restaurant-Denison

The latter is the better of the two, though.

Edit: There is another I got to sometimes, it's actually in Oklahoma:

http://www.urbanspoon.com/r/241/1138865/restaurant/Oklahoma/Roma-Italian-Restaurant-Durant
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 21, 2011, 02:48:41 PM
Cheddars is horrible.

Cheddars rocks. It's a total guilty pleasure meal though, because I almost always get stuff that's deep-fried and/or covered in cheese.

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Are those Italian places you were talking about in Krebs?

Nah, they're in Texas.

http://www.urbanspoon.com/r/301/1273344/restaurant/Texas/Salis-Pizza-Restaurant-Denison
http://www.urbanspoon.com/r/301/1273302/restaurant/Texas/Devollis-Italian-Restaurant-Denison

The latter is the better of the two, though.

Edit: There is another I got to sometimes, it's actually in Oklahoma:

http://www.urbanspoon.com/r/241/1138865/restaurant/Oklahoma/Roma-Italian-Restaurant-Durant

Im a firm believer in a totally bad for you meal ONCE IN A WHILE- helps keep a person honest.
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Barry Egan on August 21, 2011, 04:13:53 PM


If you cant appreciate at least one shitty chain somethings wrong with you imo

Red Robin's is cool.

Red Robin is very cool and they're from Seattle. I've been going there since I was a little kid.

I kind of adored red robin as a young kid for some reason.  Maybe it was because it was the only restaurant I could remember that had the simpsons beat em up arcade game.  I ended up liking it there so much that I forced my parents to host my birthday there...and than I cried like a bitch when they didn't have a red robin themed cake for me at the end.  I guess my fanaticism for niche corporate brands started young.   
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 21, 2011, 04:22:34 PM


If you cant appreciate at least one shitty chain somethings wrong with you imo

Red Robin's is cool.

Red Robin is very cool and they're from Seattle. I've been going there since I was a little kid.

I kind of adored red robin as a young kid for some reason.  Maybe it was because it was the only restaurant I could remember that had the simpsons beat em up arcade game.  I ended up liking it there so much that I forced my parents to host my birthday there...and than I cried like a bitch when they didn't have a red robin themed cake for me at the end.  I guess my fanaticism for niche corporate brands started young.   

Yeah, Red Robin always had great selection of three to four arcade games when I was a kid/teen. There was always a Neo Geo machine along with whatever was the new hotness in coin-munching beat em ups.

The original location was about a mile and a half from my house, but they closed it down about a year ago.  :'(
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 21, 2011, 04:27:38 PM
I'm not gonna lie, I love going to Red Lobster and getting popcorn shrimp and about a half-dozen cheddar biscuits. At lunch, it's like $6.
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 21, 2011, 04:34:37 PM
Never been to Red Lobster, but I did manage to get the direct line to the CEO when I was working for an insurance company during a summer as a graduate student.
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: tiesto on August 21, 2011, 05:15:36 PM
You know what's even worse than Olive Garden? The mothafuckin' Cheesecake Factory. There's one in downtown Seattle, and whenever distant relatives come in to the city, they always want to go there. It's crazy overpriced and really bland. Fortunately, we know lots of great places that they end up loving, so I've been able to avoid eating there.

I remember walking by the Cheesecake Factory in Waikiki and seeing a huge line of people down the block waiting to get in. You go to Hawaii, and you end up eating at the fucking Cheesecake Factory? Really?

Claim Jumper is also one of those "this is why you're fat" type places.

OMG YES, Cheesecake Factory is the most overrated place on the planet... there's usually a 1-2 hour wait (a few years back, when we had only one Cheesecake Factory out in Westbury the wait was 3+ hours!!!), and everybody always tells me how great it is. The food is extremely bland and overpriced, yet people seem to love it because they get a ton of food, the menu is HUGE (but everything is bland apart from the appetizers) and the decor looks faux-fancy (reminds me of something like Atlantis in the Bahamas). I think I'd rather eat there than Olive Garden but that's the Italian in me talking.

Never heard of Claim Jumper... Pacific NW thing?
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: etiolate on August 21, 2011, 05:57:38 PM
You know what's even worse than Olive Garden? The mothafuckin' Cheesecake Factory. There's one in downtown Seattle, and whenever distant relatives come in to the city, they always want to go there. It's crazy overpriced and really bland.

YES. You're basically getting Trader Joe frozen dinners for twice to three times the price. The only off hand ingredients they have in their kitchen is like salt and pepper. My sister once asked if they could make her thai pasta dish spicier and the waiter said "All we can do is open another packet of the sauce."

Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 21, 2011, 06:03:49 PM
:lol

But at least it's not as bad as Applebees!
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on August 21, 2011, 06:05:55 PM
Maf? 
!
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 21, 2011, 06:07:06 PM
:lol

But at least it's not as bad as Applebees!

Truth
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: etiolate on August 21, 2011, 06:11:57 PM
I spent a happy hour at Applebees.
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: lennedsay on August 21, 2011, 06:17:03 PM
They make their own mashed potatoes at Applebees. But they gave me the line about not knowing how to open another package of pasta sauce because the morning person didn't "portion" it out (aka open a big bag and portion the sauce into smaller bags that generally equal one order's worth).
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: etiolate on August 21, 2011, 06:20:29 PM
I fully expect to go into the kitchens of these places and find an old college roommates fumbling with a packet of frozen chicken fingers.
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: drozmight on August 21, 2011, 06:24:19 PM
Thirded on Red Robin.

The supposed owner of the chain called into some place I was working at, and when I asked him to hold he was like: "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? I STARTED RED FUCKING ROBIN.  PUT ME ON HOLD?  DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM!"

Swore I'd never eat there again, but I did a week later.  :gloomy
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: etiolate on August 21, 2011, 06:30:42 PM
I'm good with any burger diner joint. I think Red Robin falls under that.

ps: I'm pretty sure hell looks like an Old Navy commercial.
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 21, 2011, 06:40:20 PM
I know there's probably local places that do bugers better- but Red Robin does a good job. That said- I avoid Red Robins since eating burgers n fries or even their wraps isnt exactly great if youre a desk jockey.

My issue with Applebees was always how much their drinks cost- and how weak the drinks were. I dont drink anymore (would if I could) so it doesnt matter as much but now I avoid the place out of habit.
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 21, 2011, 07:08:03 PM
I've been trying out some different burger chains recently:

http://www.fiveguys.com/home.aspx
http://www.mooyah.com/

A bit on the pricey side [$11-$12 for burger, fries, and drink], but soooo good. They make all their fries on site from fresh potatoes and they have a ton of options for the burgers [which you simply pick from a list]. Still need to try out the new In-N-Out Burger that opened down in Allen, Texas.
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 21, 2011, 07:15:20 PM
Never heard of Claim Jumper... Pacific NW thing?

Might be. Not sure where they're from, but they're in all the suburbs and exurbs around Seattle. Massive quantities of food.

Dan Savage actually talks about them in one of his books, here it is:

http://books.google.com/books?id=jjrS4RtW_LAC&pg=PT134&lpg=PT134&dq=dan+savage+claim+jumper&source=bl&ots=5rrufg9APf&sig=SS85CGuCK1-3OX53tyZ2XO7SS90&hl=en&ei=QZFRTqzdKOrKiAK34-2ZAQ&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=1&ved=0CBYQ6AEwAA#v=onepage&q&f=false

I've been trying out some different burger chains recently:

http://www.fiveguys.com/home.aspx
http://www.mooyah.com/

A bit on the pricey side [$11-$12 for burger, fries, and drink], but soooo good. They make all their fries on site from fresh potatoes and they have a ton of options for the burgers [which you simply pick from a list]. Still need to try out the new In-N-Out Burger that opened down in Allen, Texas.

That's not pricey.

Pricey is Lunchbox Lab in Seattle. $50 for two burgers, two orders of fries and two Nutella shakes. OMG INCREDIBLE but expensive.
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: AdmiralViscen on August 21, 2011, 07:36:51 PM
~$100 for 5 dinners is overpriced? I need to move out of ny
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: ToxicAdam on August 21, 2011, 07:40:42 PM
Chicken Marsala at Olive Garden is god-tier.  Everything else is pretty bad.

I think one of those buffets (Hometown, Golden Corral) would have to be the equivalent of Dining in Hades.

Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 21, 2011, 07:44:16 PM
Chicken Marsala at Olive Garden is god-tier.  Everything else is pretty bad.

I think one of those buffets (Hometown, Golden Corral) would have to be the equivalent of Dining in Hades.



The Land of And!!

Those places sound really scary.
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 21, 2011, 07:59:32 PM
~$100 for 5 dinners is overpriced? I need to move out of ny

Texas is cheap, cheap, cheap. Six people usually averages about $70-$80, sometimes even less than that.
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Positive Touch on August 22, 2011, 12:00:24 AM
just came in to say fuck you cheesecake factory haters

annies favorite pasta + great wall chocolate cake = fucking amazing nite as long as u aint paying for it

oh also their avacado spring rolls are mind blowing
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: pilonv1 on August 22, 2011, 12:02:42 AM
Is it weird that when I visit the US I want to go to places like Cracker Barrel and Olive Garden? I hear about them all the time, I feel like I'm missing out
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Positive Touch on August 22, 2011, 12:09:29 AM
thats like saying "man i wish i woulda got malaria on my trip to africa; i feel like i didnt experience it the way i should of"
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: pilonv1 on August 22, 2011, 12:14:14 AM
well how else would I know how bad it is?
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Himu on August 22, 2011, 12:15:45 AM
i want to visit Thailand and come back with a case of oral herpes
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 22, 2011, 12:17:58 AM
When you come to America, you should eat at the Heart Attack Grill for a true American experience.
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: pilonv1 on August 22, 2011, 12:19:52 AM
I just want some more In N Out Burger. Haven't had any since I was in LA in 93 :(
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 22, 2011, 12:20:14 AM
Golden Corral :fbm
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Himu on August 22, 2011, 12:21:57 AM
I've NEVER had 5 Guys or In n Out.

:bow Checkers :bow2
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Positive Touch on August 22, 2011, 12:22:12 AM
When you come to America, you should eat at the Heart Attack Grill for a true American experience.

my mom was just telling me today about how the new trend at iowa state fairs is to eat deep-fried sticks of butter.  no joke :-\
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: cool breeze on August 22, 2011, 02:48:28 AM
Is it weird that when I visit the US I want to go to places like Cracker Barrel and Olive Garden? I hear about them all the time, I feel like I'm missing out

If you find an Old Country Buffet and feel like punishing yourself, hit that up too.

Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 22, 2011, 02:53:13 AM
American food is basically just not very good. More is not better. Sweeter is not better. Cheesier is not better. Jazzing up junk food doesn't make it gourmet. It's basically setting global cuisine back about 200 years. :tophat
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 22, 2011, 02:59:32 AM
Ill eat what I want when I want!
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 22, 2011, 03:02:51 AM
So will I :tophat
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 22, 2011, 03:15:06 AM
 :chicken
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: benjipwns on August 22, 2011, 04:08:17 AM
I like Noodles and Company (http://www.noodles.com/), although I don't really get the italian foods there. Bangkok Curry and Thai Curry Soup plz.

I guess theoretically that's only tangentially related to this thread. But they're near each other in the only location in my home region.

Endless breadsticks and salad is why I'll go to Olive Garden with people.

To be fair, Olive Garden doesn't burn their entries like Fazoli's.

I'm realizing now that some of my friends like both Fazoli's and Olive Garden. I'm distressed.
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Eel O'Brian on August 22, 2011, 08:06:19 AM
I don't know about the Golden Corrals where you guys live, but the ones here in town have gotten a lot better over the past couple of years.  Their salad bar is nice, stuff like actual (not bagged) grilled and sliced steak/chicken/ham, deviled eggs, etc.  Anything off their grill is generally decent.  They have this stuff called Bourbon Street Chicken which is pretty good.  I've always liked their sweet potato casserole.  And their dessert/bakery section has always been great.  They used to be total shit, true, but I was impressed with how much it had improved the last time I went.  You just have to know what to stay away from - anything that looks like it came ready-made out of a bag or cardboard box probably is.
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: tiesto on August 22, 2011, 08:12:12 AM
Oh yeah, Old Country Buffet was the absolute most painful place I've ever eaten... ate there once or twice in college and it was nasty, made me wishing for the dorm cafeteria it was THAT bad.
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Positive Touch on August 22, 2011, 08:15:53 AM
American food is basically just not very good. More is not better. Sweeter is not better. Cheesier is not better. Jazzing up junk food doesn't make it gourmet. It's basically setting global cuisine back about 200 years. :tophat

terrible, terrible lies.  adding cheese, sugar, hot sauce, butter, or some kind of creamy dressing makes everything taste ten million times better.  also deep frying

really tho, american food is amazing, you just have to go to someplace that does it right, not one of these cheap chains that serves up shit imitaions.

Oh yeah, Old Country Buffet was the absolute most painful place I've ever eaten... ate there once or twice in college and it was nasty, made me wishing for the dorm cafeteria it was THAT bad.

ocb was the only place ive eaten at that gave me the shits for a straight week.  never again :(
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Brehvolution on August 22, 2011, 08:53:35 AM
Zupa Toscana and breadsticks :drool
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Diunx on August 22, 2011, 08:58:27 AM
I went to friday's on my birthday, was disappointed by the food tbh.
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: AdmiralViscen on August 22, 2011, 09:24:52 AM
Maybe by next year you will have saved up enough money to try applebees on your birthday
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Mupepe on August 22, 2011, 09:54:16 AM
Yeah, wtf, cormac?  Adding cheese to anything makes it better.  And obviously even more cheese evens more better

:bow Red Robin :bow2

The royal red robin burger is still one of the best burgers ever.  And bottomless fries and drinks!  wooooo!

Cracker Barrel is the definition of bland, shit food.  Cheesecake Factory was good when I was younger and didn't know any better. 

:bow Denny's French Toast :bow2
:bow Waffle House Everything :bow2
I don't really care for IHOP.  I'll eat there and not complain but nothing is really amazing IMO.

I can usually be satisfied from something wherever I eat.  I don't worry about "cheap food".  I usually know what I'm getting into and if I can eat McDonalds and enjoy it, then I can pretty much go anywhere.

The first time I was ever stunned by shittiness was at Applebees.  I got a quesadilla there and I saw that it had onions in it and I asked the lady if they could make it without onions.  When she came back she told me "They couldn't take the onions out.  Sorry"  O.o

A cheddar's waitress also once tried to convince me that bbq sauce was their buffalo sauce.  I would have blown up but I was at someone's retirement party from work and I felt like shit.  So I rolled my eyes and said bullshit and ate it.  Made sure not to ask for anything else though.  I don't like spit.
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 22, 2011, 09:56:32 AM
I had the BBQ chicken tenders at Applebee's once and they were pure garbage. I don't mean that metaphorically, I mean that literally. It was literally a chunk of pure garbage covered in the juice that congealed at the bottom of the dumpster out back.

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Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Mupepe on August 22, 2011, 09:57:59 AM
Yeah Applebees is garbage.  I mean, if I'm going somewhere with people and they wanna eat there, I'll go.  But I'd never go from my own will.

I haven't been to Chili's in years, but I remember it being tolerable.  Chips and queso wasn't bad at least.  that's the only thing I remember.  And 1 appetizer, 2 entrees and 2 desserts for 20 bucks isn't bad.
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: tiesto on August 22, 2011, 10:12:30 AM
Chili's uses waaaaay too much salt, and everything on the menu tastes nearly identical (probably from the excessive salt drowning out the taste). I'm soooo glad to live in an area with a lot of good mom/pop restaurants and hole in the wall restaurants... it's just so hard to get people to try what they are unfamiliar with, so we end up settling for the big chains a lot of times :(
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Mupepe on August 22, 2011, 10:12:41 AM
Chili's has gone to shit in the last five years as well.  All of these chain restaurants have.  It's a combination of the economy, rising food costs, and the increasing size of the restaurants groups that own them.  The restaurants have no choice but to use the shittiest, cheapest ingredients possible, and make the cooking process so simple that any moron off the street that you pay $8/hr to will be able to make the menu items consistently and quickly so they can maintain their bottom line and deliver to stockholders.  You end up with "food" that was made somewhere else and is basically just heated and assembled on the line.  Stop eating at chain restaurants.    You are wasting your money and destroying your body.
Obviously the Biz is telling me to eat at more taco trucks.  I'll do that, sir.
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Eel O'Brian on August 22, 2011, 10:22:01 AM
last time i went to applebee's i got this mozzarella-stuffed meatball pasta dish which only had three tiny meatballs in it and they were cold, paid ten bucks for that bullshit, so fuck applebee's forever
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 22, 2011, 10:32:34 AM
This really isn't about that for me. I think most people will agree that places run by local people have a higher chance of being decent, but EVERYONE has one or two chains they secretly like...and honestly if you don't- then going to local joints is part of whatever identity you're trying to craft.
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 22, 2011, 10:48:16 AM
I'm GONNA do what I want! *knocks over magazine rack filled with foodie magazines*
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 22, 2011, 10:59:43 AM
My biggest guilty pleasure is Taco Casa, all their food is drowned in cheese and grease but OOOOHHHH MAN is it so good.

http://www.tacocasatexas.com/
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Mupepe on August 22, 2011, 11:11:59 AM
My biggest guilty pleasure is Taco Casa, all their food is drowned in cheese and grease but OOOOHHHH MAN is it so good.

http://www.tacocasatexas.com/
reminds me of Chicos Tacos in El Paso. 
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 22, 2011, 12:07:09 PM
There's some snooty ass people in this thread :lol

People  ::)

I mean, I eat go downtown, get tapas, local food carts, etc. There's tons of awesome non-chain food in Portland. If you think you're too good for a chain once in awhile, you're just not.

truth bombs all over the place- take cover, Foodies!
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Beezy on August 22, 2011, 02:03:02 PM
American food is basically just not very good. More is not better. Sweeter is not better. Cheesier is not better. Jazzing up junk food doesn't make it gourmet. It's basically setting global cuisine back about 200 years. :tophat
YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 22, 2011, 02:07:33 PM
I just dont think you can say 'I only eat at local places' without sounding like one of THOSE people
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 22, 2011, 02:10:46 PM
I just dont think you can say 'I only eat at local places' without sounding like one of THOSE people

Aside from fast food, Red Robin and a couple abominations downtown, we don't have the big national chains in Seattle (no Applebees, no Chili's, no Olive Garden, not even Denny's anymore). Why would I drive outside the city to eat at one when I can walk a few blocks to Latona Pub, Pies and Pints, Judy Foo's Snappy Dragon or Rositas and get great food?
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Dickie Dee on August 22, 2011, 02:11:44 PM
Hooters is a pretty nice chain.

Their wings are less worse than alot of places I've been

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Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 22, 2011, 02:12:23 PM
Im not talking about anyone in this thread specifically- I was just wondering to myself if anyone on this forum could say that in this thread and get away without looking a certain way.
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 22, 2011, 02:13:18 PM
Im not talking about anyone in this thread specifically- I was just wondering to myself if anyone on this forum could say that in this thread and get away without looking a certain way.

I'm a dirty liberal city dweller, I know that I couldn't even if it's the truth.

We do have a Tacos Guaymas (local Mexican chain) in the neighborhood, which I know Prole is fond of.
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Dickie Dee on August 22, 2011, 02:16:29 PM
One thing I've noticed while I've been in Canada the last number of years is the number of upscale chains. Like you walk in and the waitress are all part-time model class, lot's of uber modern deco and the food is higher quality, with a nice variety. Prices are only a bit more than your family chain but certain dishes can be quite great.

Assume similar things in the US but haven't spent much time back in a few years.
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Mupepe on August 22, 2011, 02:19:09 PM
From what I've seen here in Houston it's happening more with fast food chains.  Regional chains are getting bigger by using better quality ingredients than the big boys (Five Guys, Mooyah, In n Out, etc). 
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 22, 2011, 02:19:32 PM
Really id eat at more local places if I didnt have to FIND them first- there's a great indian place right next to me "Clay Pit" but thats about all I know of. The good italian place I know of ended up moving, and Jemmy's Wok was bought out by some generic thai place.
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 22, 2011, 02:24:13 PM
Is Round Table Pizza still listed under "fine dining" for Mill Creek?

I've heard really good things about Elliot Bay Pizza out there. They've got an incredible rotating tap list of beers, too.
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Dickie Dee on August 22, 2011, 02:26:52 PM
There's a spot near me that sells awesome burritos 2/5$, perfect refried beans, cilantro, great beef, fixin's...but it bills itself as a mexican PIZZA joint. Who the fuck wants to have a mexican pizza? I hadn't even tried looking for actual mexican until I stumbled on this place on the way home. I eat there probably 2-3 times a week.
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 22, 2011, 02:28:33 PM
Haha, i forgot about that- a few years ago they opened up a cool red-brick open air shopping mall near the central market in mill creek- lots of neat local places and a few local chains i think- its where both Clay Pit and Frost donuts are located- both won Best of the Northwest awards from King5
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 22, 2011, 02:29:12 PM
Best Mexican in Western Washington is La Carta de Oaxaca over in the Ballard neighborhood. Absolutely amazing stuff.
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 22, 2011, 02:30:34 PM
Haha, i forgot about that- a few years ago they opened up a cool red-brick open air shopping mall near the central market in mill creek- lots of neat local places and a few local chains i think- its where both Clay Pit and Frost donuts are located- both won Best of the Northwest awards from King5

Central Markets are great grocery stores, and they have an incredible beer selection. I've never been to the one in Mill Creek, but the ones in Greenwood, Shoreline and Ballard are awesome.
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 22, 2011, 02:32:35 PM
Yeah I like it a lot- its pricey, an indication that im clearly upper middle class, but they have all the Dave's Bread I could ever want and still carry the Amy's Black Eyed Peas n Vegetable tv dinner I like.
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 22, 2011, 02:33:21 PM
There's a spot near me that sells awesome burritos 2/5$, perfect refried beans, cilantro, great beef, fixin's...but it bills itself as a mexican PIZZA joint. Who the fuck wants to have a mexican pizza? I hadn't even tried looking for actual mexican until I stumbled on this place on the way home. I eat there probably 2-3 times a week.

Is it actual pizza, or mexican pizza in that grade school hot lunch menu kinda way where its a tostada with some beans on it?
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Dickie Dee on August 22, 2011, 02:39:49 PM
There's a spot near me that sells awesome burritos 2/5$, perfect refried beans, cilantro, great beef, fixin's...but it bills itself as a mexican PIZZA joint. Who the fuck wants to have a mexican pizza? I hadn't even tried looking for actual mexican until I stumbled on this place on the way home. I eat there probably 2-3 times a week.

Is it actual pizza, or mexican pizza in that grade school hot lunch menu kinda way where its a tostada with some beans on it?

Most was normal pizza, which made advertising "Mexican Pizza" pointless. Don't let me get you wrong, this was a dive in the wall with great food. I've only had it by the slice, and maybe it was sitting out too long, but no, it was barely  passable pizzaria pizza but there were probably 4 places in half a mile that did it miles better.

I did see him once making a mexican pizza, which was bascially pizza with heaps of refried beans, good beaf, and fixins that looked godly. He should of stuck with he knew with. He was also like a smiling mexican buddha that made me feel better every time I went in, hope he's still there  :-\
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Smooth Groove on August 22, 2011, 02:41:32 PM
There's a spot near me that sells awesome burritos 2/5$, perfect refried beans, cilantro, great beef, fixin's...but it bills itself as a mexican PIZZA joint. Who the fuck wants to have a mexican pizza? I hadn't even tried looking for actual mexican until I stumbled on this place on the way home. I eat there probably 2-3 times a week.

Even Canadians eat Mexican?  :yuck
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Dickie Dee on August 22, 2011, 02:42:27 PM
There's a spot near me that sells awesome burritos 2/5$, perfect refried beans, cilantro, great beef, fixin's...but it bills itself as a mexican PIZZA joint. Who the fuck wants to have a mexican pizza? I hadn't even tried looking for actual mexican until I stumbled on this place on the way home. I eat there probably 2-3 times a week.

Even Canadians eat Mexican?  :yuck

We gotta shit somehow  >:(
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Smooth Groove on August 22, 2011, 02:45:05 PM
:lol

Try eating raw oysters from street stalls like real Mexicans do. 
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 22, 2011, 02:48:53 PM
Mmmmm Daves Killer Bread... But you can get that shit at Freddies around here..

Fred Meyer sells Dave's up here, too.

They had a booth at the University Street Fair earlier this year where you got a free Dave's tote bag if you bought three loves of bread. How the hell can you go through that much bread before it goes bad?
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 22, 2011, 04:03:50 PM
They have them at Fred and QFC here too BUT, they dont have the variety Central Market does- no one else in my area carries the robust raisin, which I love. Im hoping central market gets the bagels soon- I want to try them.
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Positive Touch on August 22, 2011, 04:15:11 PM
Really id eat at more local places if I didnt have to FIND them first- there's a great indian place right next to me "Clay Pit" but thats about all I know of. The good italian place I know of ended up moving, and Jemmy's Wok was bought out by some generic thai place.


http://www.urbanspoon.com/c/1/Seattle-restaurants.html
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 22, 2011, 04:20:14 PM
No food is worth the stress of driving in Seattle- but im sure i'll be able to use that site to find something closer to me; thx!

Man the Bothell list is depressing. Even has Applebees on it lol
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 22, 2011, 04:28:47 PM
Seattle. Driving. Stress?

Really? I think driving over on South Hill or the East side is much worse.

Screw Urban Spoon, they list Bellevue and Redmond as Seattle neighborhoods. :maf
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 22, 2011, 04:31:48 PM
They dont have an entry for Mill Creek- lumped into the horrible Bothell list...or maybe they've grouped us with Lynwood lameeeee

Well to be fair they list east side as eastside- so you filthy seattle folk can still feel better ;)
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Smooth Groove on August 22, 2011, 04:38:17 PM
It's been awhile since I ate at Applebee's but I find it hard to believe that it's any worse than TGI Friday. 
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Positive Touch on August 22, 2011, 05:02:47 PM
if urbanspoon doesn't have enough entries then you might want to try yelp
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 22, 2011, 05:08:35 PM
http://www.yelp.com/search?find_desc=&ns=1&find_loc=mill+creek%2C+wa#cflt=restaurants

You've got a Patty's Eggnest in Mill Creek. They're awesome, we used to at the one in Ballard all the time when we lived there.
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: tiesto on August 22, 2011, 05:34:35 PM
It's been awhile since I ate at Applebee's but I find it hard to believe that it's any worse than TGI Friday. 

I have to give Friday's a bit of credit... at least they try updating their menu with slightly offbeat selections from time to time. Applebees was good in the dirty poor college days for half price appetizers and that's it.
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 22, 2011, 05:52:39 PM
Applebees is the worst.

Applebees < Bennigan's < TGI Friday's < Cheesecake Factory < Chili's < Red Robin

I actually semi-like Red Robin.

Now let's do Japanese family restaurants!

Ringer < Hut Royal Host < Jonathan's < Denny's < Gusto

Gusto fuckin' rules
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 22, 2011, 05:55:45 PM
We saw a Coco's in Japan the first time there in 2006. My wife loved going to Coco's as a kid in Nebraska. She was a little shocked by the menu being completely different. :lol
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: CrystalGemini on August 22, 2011, 07:15:26 PM
Just came back from Chili's with etiolate.  Had a $15 gift card my family's been passing around so I figured we might as well get rid of it.

Shoestring fried onions and jalapeno peppers - so greasy :X
(http://i56.tinypic.com/2yl4l1i.jpg)

Chicken club quesadilla - I'm not sure what it is but this made me want to hurl.
(http://i52.tinypic.com/2r3jonq.jpg)

Memphis dry rub ribs - decent, didn't eat the fries though.
(http://i52.tinypic.com/15roboo.jpg)
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 22, 2011, 07:23:14 PM
Looks good for a fast food chain. I'd def eat that.
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: fistfulofmetal on August 22, 2011, 07:26:13 PM
the blooming onion is the greatest thing on the face of the planet

fact
prove me wrong
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Akala on August 22, 2011, 07:42:39 PM
awesome blossom (or w/e) at chili's is pretty much the same thing, but comes with the added benefits of all-day happy hour. thus,

awesome blossom (or w/e) > bloomin onion

Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Positive Touch on August 22, 2011, 07:44:59 PM
chilis is second only to applebees in terms of bland, shitty food.  how dare you people say that the cheesecake factory, home of the avacado egg rolls, is worse.  HOW DARE YOU
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Positive Touch on August 22, 2011, 07:46:31 PM
bloomin onion = 2200 calories

awesome blossom = 2700 calories


both pure evil
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 22, 2011, 07:47:18 PM
Are you effin kidding? 2700 calories in one dish?

:rofl


That's just madness. I don't think I'd ever eat that.
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 22, 2011, 08:07:35 PM
These days I kind of lean towards the elitist "I don't eat at chain restaurants" attitude.  There are some local places that blow away chain restaurants.  Some of these places have better food, more of it, and is usually cheaper.
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Post by: lennedsay on August 22, 2011, 08:26:17 PM
While we're on the topic, I'll eat at Chevy's any day of the damn week.
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Post by: bork on August 22, 2011, 08:31:19 PM
Applebees is the worst.

Applebees < Bennigan's < TGI Friday's < Cheesecake Factory < Chili's < Red Robin

I actually semi-like Red Robin.

Now let's do Japanese family restaurants!

Ringer < Hut Royal Host < Jonathan's < Denny's < Gusto

Gusto fuckin' rules

:bow Gusto :bow2

My old apartment was right across the street from one.  :drool
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Post by: bork on August 22, 2011, 08:34:25 PM
These days I kind of lean towards the elitist "I don't eat at chain restaurants" attitude.  There are some local places that blow away chain restaurants.  Some of these places have better food, more of it, and is usually cheaper.

My family has pretty much always been like this.  So many local places always tend to be better.
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Post by: Oblivion on August 22, 2011, 08:51:22 PM
Man, it sucks being a filthy poor. Never dined at OG, but growing up, I always thought it was supposed to be a classy joint. Someone give me a quick rundown on the following other restaurants as well so I don't accidentally go there to celebrate when I get a pay raise or something:

-Red Lobster
-Cheesecake Factory
-Chili's
-Cocoa's
-Marine Calendar
-Shakey's
-Denny's
-California Pizza Kitchen
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Post by: etiolate on August 22, 2011, 08:53:31 PM
:lol marine calendar
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Post by: CrystalGemini on August 22, 2011, 09:06:49 PM
These days I kind of lean towards the elitist "I don't eat at chain restaurants" attitude.  There are some local places that blow away chain restaurants.  Some of these places have better food, more of it, and is usually cheaper.

Hear, hear!  Can't wait till I clear my body of my hefty helping of disappointment so I can eat something that's actually good.  

The only chain I really like is Amici's.  Their New Haven white clam pizza is :drool.  It's the only pizza I like.
(http://i54.tinypic.com/2z4a5ba.jpg)
Toppings: Clams, Garlic, and Seasonings with Olive Oil and Bacon (No Tomato Sauce)
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Post by: BlackMage on August 22, 2011, 09:17:46 PM
that ain't pizza
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Post by: CrystalGemini on August 22, 2011, 09:20:46 PM
That's why it's good.
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Post by: BlackMage on August 22, 2011, 09:21:32 PM
That's why it's good.

HEATHEN!!!!!  :maf
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Post by: CrystalGemini on August 22, 2011, 09:28:12 PM
I'm good with any burger diner joint. I think Red Robin falls under that.

ps: I'm pretty sure hell looks like an Old Navy commercial.

I'm getting you a pair of those jeans.  $15 is a good deal, yo.
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Post by: etiolate on August 22, 2011, 09:31:04 PM
I'll barbecue them. It'll be like eating at Sizzler.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on August 22, 2011, 09:35:14 PM
I've seen you grill.  It's not pretty.  Don't want you hurting that pretty little toosh of yours.
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Post by: etiolate on August 22, 2011, 09:36:09 PM
how dare yooooooou
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Post by: Diunx on August 22, 2011, 09:55:03 PM
Old Navy makes some quality pants, stop hating.
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Post by: tiesto on August 22, 2011, 09:59:34 PM
Some quick reviews of chains:

-Red Lobster - been to it once or twice, was OK... but I live on an island so there's no shortage of good seafood joints that I'd rather go to
-Outback - super salty and one of the most unhealthy chains there is, steak was bland as hell (even the filet mignon!)
-Famous Dave's - greasy but decent for Long Island BBQ, their different sauces are excellent
-Chili's - extremely salty and the only thing that has a greater chance of giving me the shits is Korean food, most everything on the menu tastes exactly the same
-TGI Friday's - food doesn't taste that great but it's got a better and more diverse selection than most other chains. There are a few decent items on the menu, but it's usually a crap shoot to find these
-Olive Garden - Had it once and it was awful, Italians will never eat here
-Boulder Creek - Local steakhouse chain, decent food at great prices, definitely one of my favorite chains when I don't feel like ponying up for a traditional steakhouse
-Friendly's - Loved it as a kid, but the food isn't very good... Nor is the service (in fact, the service is awful, which is one thing a lot of other chains DO get right). Ice cream is good though!
-California Pizza Kitchen - Not a fan of the pizza, they definitely skimp on the meat if you get one with a meat topping, but the salads are a good value for the cost, and it's kinda hard to fuck up a salad
-Cheesecake Factory - decent appetizers but the main courses are extremely bland and overpriced, most overrated chain ever!!!
-Red Robin - had it for the first time last week, and it was pretty good... I felt my arteries clogging as I ate the burger though!
-Ruby Tuesday - cleaned up their act recently, they used to be extremely mediocre, but their sandwiches at least are a lot better tasting, and a bit healthier than the usual chain fare... plus there's the salad bar
-Charlie Brown's - I think this place went out of business around here (if not everywhere), but their salad bar was top notch, regular meals were a bit on the bland side though
-Golden Corral - nasty, then again I don't like buffets at all
-Old Country Buffet - the worst restaurant I've ever been to, food may be sub cafeteria-level
-Macaroni Grille - closed down by me, been here 2 times but nothing really stood out in a good or bad way enough for me to remember anything about it
-Carrabbas - apart from having too much garlic in the food, there was nothing really wrong with it, but there are SO many places to get cheaper/higher quality Italian on the island that this place is pointless
-Hurricane Wings - this place just opened a few locations on the island... only went there once, the wings were OK, but I lived in Buffalo for a few years so I hold my wings to a VERY high standard... the variety of dipping sauces is excellent and is the reason I'll be going back
-Bennigans - Is this place even around anymore? They closed the one closest to me. Used to go a lot in my college days, and I liked it then... but my tastebuds have changed considerably since those days when chain food was considered a treat.
-Applebees - One of the poorest chains, food all tastes refrigerated. Used to go a lot for half-price appetizers back in the day
-Houlihans - Pretty generic as far as chains go, with their selection... but they serve a decent plate of fajitas and other products. A step above Fridays/Applebees at least.
-Pizzeria Uno - Not a fan of deep dish (the pizza or Dubfire/Sharam), I like my thin crust NY pizza, and what do you know, there are pizza places everywhere on the island!
-Bahama Breeze - Only had this once in Orlando, I think it's a Florida-only place. Serves Caribbean-style food, I really liked what I got there but after spending all day at the amusement parks and waiting so long for food I would say ANYTHING was good
-Texas Roadhouse - Had this a few times in Alabama and Buffalo, couldn't complain... the steak was cheap and not bad, though the atmosphere may be too casual for most, with the peanut shells on the floor

Still haven't tried Legal Sea Foods, Shoneys, Steak and Shake, or Sonic (though one finally opened here after we were taunted by commercials for the past god knows how many years)
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Post by: Diunx on August 22, 2011, 10:31:49 PM
Some dude got shot to dead on the parking lot of an Outback last year over here.
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Post by: Smooth Groove on August 22, 2011, 10:33:56 PM
Outback has gone to shit in California.  It used to be decent when they first started expanding on the West Coast ten years ago. 
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Post by: cool breeze on August 22, 2011, 10:38:22 PM
TGI Fridays has Guy Fieri in their commercials

 :poop
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Post by: Cormacaroni on August 23, 2011, 02:18:50 AM
Why not just drink a quart of vegetable oil
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 23, 2011, 02:30:56 AM
Outback has gone to shit in California.  It used to be decent when they first started expanding on the West Coast ten years ago. 

Ten years ago? The only time I ever went to Outback was back in like 1995. They were already all over Washington state back then.
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on August 23, 2011, 03:56:55 AM
our bennigan's closed, i miss the monte cristo :(
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Post by: CrystalGemini on August 23, 2011, 04:36:00 AM
OH.  I remember a chain I like now: Bucca di Beppo.  Lots of good memories from late nights in college.  It's pretty much the extent of my experience with Italian though SO.....
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Post by: benjipwns on August 23, 2011, 05:00:14 AM
I love trolling Aussies I know by sending them links to the Outback menu, ads, pictures of the restaurant, etc.

-Bennigans - Is this place even around anymore? They closed the one closest to me. Used to go a lot in my college days, and I liked it then... but my tastebuds have changed considerably since those days when chain food was considered a treat.
our bennigan's closed, i miss the monte cristo :(
The main company went bankrupt. I think something like 95% of them closed. Most of them in Michigan stayed in business because one franchisee owned almost every single one in the state and were granted some deal where they get to keep the name/history/menu/etc. There were only a few other similar one owner franchisees around the world that kept any significant amount of them open.

It's worth noting that the same company that owns almost all of them in Michigan currently has a vacant restaurant building sitting on a pretty good lot a couple miles away from me. The building has been vacant for nearly five years and they refuse to just tear it down and sell the lot, they want to sell the building for some reason. (Which is literally at the corner of the road that goes through the downtown and the "main drag." The car dealer next door has even tried to buy it and bulldoze it at their expense to expand their lot. Nope!)

Said Bennigan's around the state are operated in a similarly successful and well thought-out manner.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on August 23, 2011, 08:34:07 AM
OH.  I remember a chain I like now: Bucca di Beppo.  Lots of good memories from late nights in college.  It's pretty much the extent of my experience with Italian though SO.....

I ate there once, it was pretty good.
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Post by: chronovore on August 23, 2011, 07:06:39 PM
I just want some more In N Out Burger. Haven't had any since I was in LA in 93 :(

In-N-Out is superb for its price. It's not the best burger in the world, but it may be the best burger in the world for $1.60.
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Post by: chronovore on August 23, 2011, 07:13:28 PM
OH.  I remember a chain I like now: Bucca di Beppo.  Lots of good memories from late nights in college.  It's pretty much the extent of my experience with Italian though SO.....

I ate there once, it was pretty good.

Bucca is OK. It's got good sized portions for sharing, but it's not particularly tasty. Lemon/Caper Chicken is tasty. When I've gone there, my favorite thing is being able to get 20 oz. Sam Adams on tap.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 23, 2011, 07:37:25 PM
OH.  I remember a chain I like now: Bucca di Beppo.  Lots of good memories from late nights in college.  It's pretty much the extent of my experience with Italian though SO.....

I ate there once, it was pretty good.

Bucca is OK. It's got good sized portions for sharing, but it's not particularly tasty. Lemon/Caper Chicken is tasty. When I've gone there, my favorite thing is being able to get 20 oz. Sam Adams on tap./

I know you're stuck in Japan and all, but SMH.
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Post by: etiolate on August 23, 2011, 07:41:54 PM
Are there good asian beers?
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Post by: Brehvolution on August 23, 2011, 07:44:52 PM
I like Sapporo. *shrugs*
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Post by: naff on August 23, 2011, 07:46:18 PM
My bro works at a chain restaurant (Lone Star), it's surprisingly decent for what I want in a casual bar, cheap beer, cheap fries, they have good TVs that play the rugby. Better than any sports bar I've been too. I've never eaten a meal there though and probably wouldn't. I eat fast food occasionally (like Mc D's, KFC) but chain restaurants just seem like a big troll to me, you spend more than you would at a lot of regular restaurants for bland shit house food.

On the other hand a big ass Dennys is opening round the corner from our house, my flat mates are all really into it. Definitely going to be an early morning drunken stop now :/
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Post by: BlackMage on August 23, 2011, 07:53:03 PM
I like Red Robin but good lord I don't think I could go there more than twice a year. That shit has to be unhealthy as fuck.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on August 23, 2011, 08:56:26 PM
This whole thread is gross.

.

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Post by: The Sceneman on August 23, 2011, 09:20:59 PM
man I could defile some pussy right now
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Post by: Mandark on August 23, 2011, 11:21:08 PM
One of my friends, explaining how he knew that there was cheating going on in our social circle:

"They joined up with the rest of them after eating at Red Lobster, just the two of them.  Red Lobster!  The only reason I'd go to Red Lobster with someone was if I was going to fuck them afterwards!"
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Post by: Great Rumbler on August 23, 2011, 11:30:21 PM
One of my friends, explaining how he knew that there was cheating going on in our social circle:

"They joined up with the rest of them after eating at Red Lobster, just the two of them.  Red Lobster!  The only reason I'd go to Red Lobster with someone was if I was going to fuck them afterwards!"

I go to Red Lobster with my brother.  :-\
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Post by: Robo on August 23, 2011, 11:47:46 PM
 :rofl
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Post by: Smooth Groove on August 23, 2011, 11:48:55 PM
OH.  I remember a chain I like now: Bucca di Beppo.  Lots of good memories from late nights in college.  It's pretty much the extent of my experience with Italian though SO.....

I've been to two different Buccas in SoCAL and both were pretty gross.  I'd say they were on the same level as Olive Garden, except with bigger portions. 
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Post by: Mupepe on August 24, 2011, 10:43:05 AM
Amici's is in quite a few places.  Great food all around.  It's even in shittastic Texas.

They don't call it Apizza though.  But I've been to a place called Scholl's Apizza that was pretty good!
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Post by: demi on August 24, 2011, 11:00:21 AM
:rofl Cormac acting pathetic

What a meathead
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Post by: Mupepe on August 24, 2011, 11:03:33 AM
I just looked it up, looks like it just had a New Haven-inspired pizza on the menu.  Not Apizza.  :(

Scholls looks authentic.  Plain pizza is just tomato sauce!

Edit:  The one I googled is in Portland.  I can't find a site for one in Texas.  Is it in Houston or maybe somewhere closer to Oklahoma (please please)?
the Scholl's?  Not in Houston sadly. :(  I had it in Memphis, TN. 
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Post by: Mupepe on August 24, 2011, 11:06:57 AM
It was so good.  I stopped by randomly on my way to Morristown, TN and it was so good I had to stop there on the way back too. 
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Post by: TEEEPO on August 24, 2011, 11:09:15 AM
troglodytes, all of you
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Post by: Mupepe on August 24, 2011, 11:31:35 AM
troglodytes, all of you
YO' MAMA
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Post by: Robo on August 24, 2011, 11:53:17 AM
Since we're hating on restaurant chains, fuck Panera Bread.  Terrible soup, awful bread, and for the price of one sandwich I could go to a grocery store deli counter and buy enough of the exact ingredients to make four identical sandwiches.  (However, they do tend to employ some really hot baristas, so I won't balk at the suggestion if it comes up.  I have my priorities in order.)
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Post by: tiesto on August 24, 2011, 01:23:35 PM
Panera sucks, it's WAY too overpriced. I could go get a better sandwich at like any deli around here.
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Post by: Dickie Dee on August 24, 2011, 01:33:33 PM
One chain I liked while out west was Panago (http://panago.com/), it at least closely approximated an authentic quality pizzaria

Edit: I don't think I've realized how long between being back and forth between the US and Canada that I've just been in Canada that all I can reference is Canada stuff.
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Post by: lennedsay on August 24, 2011, 01:38:21 PM
"Panera"  :lol It's St Louis Bread Co. The original is about 5 mi from me right now, along with at least 2 others. They're all over here. I think one of the distribution centers are across from my work. Fuck going there at lunchtime, buy if you do, pray to god you don't have to park in the lot.

YouPick2 is the same price as this delicious Jimmy John's I'm eating now. Y'all are just fatties, ordering too much shit.
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Post by: Robo on August 24, 2011, 01:42:59 PM
Isn't the YouPick2 only for half a sandwich?  I am a MAN; that is not nearly enough food.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 24, 2011, 02:42:11 PM
The bahn mi is the cheapest and best sandwich creation ever.
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Post by: etiolate on August 24, 2011, 02:47:02 PM
I lurv Togo's.  So much pastrami.

I go to Erik's Deli, too and get the reuben.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on August 24, 2011, 03:36:32 PM
Best place to get subs:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firehouse_Subs
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Post by: lennedsay on August 24, 2011, 04:26:26 PM
Isn't the YouPick2 only for half a sandwich?  I am a MAN; that is not nearly enough food.

Half a sandwich and a bowl of soup. Which combined with a soda has more calories than any person should eat in a day.

If you need more, then you're a fatty. You're not a fatty, are ya Robo?
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Post by: Robo on August 24, 2011, 04:30:21 PM
I am a fatty in spirit, but my metabolism won't allow for it.  I don't think that's good enough for demi.
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Post by: etiolate on August 24, 2011, 04:33:36 PM
My inner fatty is becoming my outer fatty. =/
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Post by: Bacchus7 on August 24, 2011, 07:44:13 PM
Shoutouts to fat personalities but skinny bodies.
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Post by: lennedsay on August 24, 2011, 10:27:12 PM
My inner fatty is becoming my outer fatty. =/

:( same...

I fit into pants today I haven't worn in months though. So I ate 10 oreos. Double stuf too, none of that regular shit.
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Post by: Dickie Dee on August 24, 2011, 10:45:36 PM
Today I met someone who thought I'd really trimmed up since the last time I saw them (I hadn't much noticed, but maybe it's just been gradual non-shitty lifestyle)

Yesterday I met someone who thought I was in my early 20s when I'm 31.

:fuckyeah

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Post by: lennedsay on August 24, 2011, 11:04:08 PM
Meh, I get carded for lottery tickets and cigs still (I don't smoke fyi, if I buy for someone else). I get the triple ID check for alcohol at the ripe age of 26.  8)

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Post by: Oblivion on August 24, 2011, 11:53:49 PM
Meh, I get carded for lottery tickets and cigs still (I don't smoke fyi, if I buy for someone else). I get the triple ID check for alcohol at the ripe age of 26.  8)

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You're 26?
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Post by: Bacchus7 on August 25, 2011, 12:06:25 AM
Meh, I get carded for lottery tickets and cigs still (I don't smoke fyi, if I buy for someone else). I get the triple ID check for alcohol at the ripe age of 26.  8)

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Man, you live in a bourgeoisie state
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Post by: lennedsay on August 25, 2011, 12:18:46 AM
Meh, I get carded for lottery tickets and cigs still (I don't smoke fyi, if I buy for someone else). I get the triple ID check for alcohol at the ripe age of 26.  8)

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You're 26?

 :(

Man, you live in a bourgeoisie state

 :( I think part of the problem is that the ID hologram is over my year of birth, so it looks like 1955 rather than 1985. Or maybe it's cause my pic is so good.  8)


No, but really, it's the hologram. :(
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Post by: Oblivion on August 25, 2011, 12:49:49 AM
Meh, I get carded for lottery tickets and cigs still (I don't smoke fyi, if I buy for someone else). I get the triple ID check for alcohol at the ripe age of 26.  8)

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You're 26?

 :(


Why the frowny face? That's really young! Especially for a married girl (that's not from a third world country)

I thought you were in your early 30s for some reason.

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Post by: lennedsay on August 25, 2011, 12:53:57 AM
Thanks boo  :-*

I'm finally at that age where it could either be, "You're 26?  :-\" or "You're 26?  :o"
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Post by: Oblivion on August 25, 2011, 01:08:06 AM
I'm 26 too.  :-*

In my case though, when people are surprised at how old I am, it's in the 'YOU STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN YOUR BACHELOR'S WTF' sense.

I get carded all the time when I go to bars, btw. In a way that's kinda nice, I guess? *shrug*
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Post by: The Sceneman on August 25, 2011, 01:09:19 AM
Everytime you guys talk about age I feel like this forum's baby or something.

how old are you?

I'm 25.

I was 21 when I joined EB  :o
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 25, 2011, 01:47:46 AM
smh fuck this thread
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Post by: Smooth Groove on August 25, 2011, 01:54:40 AM
How come nobody has mentioned Bj's yet?  There are many of them in California and I've seen some in Nevada and Arizona too. 
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Post by: chronovore on August 25, 2011, 01:56:46 AM
How come nobody has mentioned Bj's yet?  There are many of them in California and I've seen some in Nevada and Arizona too. 
I like BJ's a lot. I like the beer, and their pizzas and burgers are mucho yummy.

Bucca is OK. It's got good sized portions for sharing, but it's not particularly tasty. Lemon/Caper Chicken is tasty. When I've gone there, my favorite thing is being able to get 20 oz. Sam Adams on tap./

I know you're stuck in Japan and all, but SMH.

Hey, papa gundam, I ever get to the pacific noffwest, you're going to have to show me the ways of true beer. I know how sad it is that Sam Adams seems like a treat, even when I'm stateside. I've paid US$25 at current exchange rates for a single bottle of Arrogant Bastard, and that's the best beer I've ever imbibed in Japan.

Good Japanese beers exist, but they're not common in Osaka. I've looked; most locally brewed beers are both mediocre and more expensive than buying an import Hoegaarden or Duvel.
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Post by: Himu on August 25, 2011, 02:37:00 AM
they id me for cigs and booze all the fucking time
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Post by: Himu on August 25, 2011, 02:38:36 AM
Best place to get subs:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firehouse_Subs

this place owns
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Post by: Mupepe on August 25, 2011, 01:26:55 PM
they id me for cigs and booze all the fucking time
you look like a baby :heart
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 25, 2011, 01:37:57 PM
I get carded all the time and I just turned 30. If I shave off the beard I look even younger. :lol

How come nobody has mentioned Bj's yet?  There are many of them in California and I've seen some in Nevada and Arizona too. 
I like BJ's a lot. I like the beer, and their pizzas and burgers are mucho yummy.

Bucca is OK. It's got good sized portions for sharing, but it's not particularly tasty. Lemon/Caper Chicken is tasty. When I've gone there, my favorite thing is being able to get 20 oz. Sam Adams on tap./

I know you're stuck in Japan and all, but SMH.

Hey, papa gundam, I ever get to the pacific noffwest, you're going to have to show me the ways of true beer. I know how sad it is that Sam Adams seems like a treat, even when I'm stateside. I've paid US$25 at current exchange rates for a single bottle of Arrogant Bastard, and that's the best beer I've ever imbibed in Japan.

Good Japanese beers exist, but they're not common in Osaka. I've looked; most locally brewed beers are both mediocre and more expensive than buying an import Hoegaarden or Duvel.

I really like Baird's stuff, but it ends up being $5 for a 12 oz. bottle here.
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Himu on August 25, 2011, 05:25:09 PM
you're no longer my araboo

:maf
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: chronovore on August 26, 2011, 12:03:53 AM
I really like Baird's stuff, but it ends up being $5 for a 12 oz. bottle here.

Based on the prices at their website, that's actually quite a steal. The Japanese prices look to be 2800 yen for a six-pack.
Title: Re: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell?
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 26, 2011, 12:40:59 PM
Best place to get subs:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firehouse_Subs

this place owns

Hook & Ladder :drool