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Title: Real talk - what happens if you drink a pint of your own jizz?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 27, 2011, 09:50:36 AM
 :( long night
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink a pint of your own jizz?
Post by: Shaka Khan on August 27, 2011, 09:56:40 AM
You nourish yourself with one of the best organic proteins available, especially if you're on an herbal diet.
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink a pint of your own jizz?
Post by: Diunx on August 27, 2011, 10:41:05 AM
You develop a taste for cocks and rom coms.
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink a pint of your own jizz?
Post by: Gospel on August 27, 2011, 10:42:55 AM
You get the pregnants.
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink a pint of your own jizz?
Post by: Dickie Dee on August 27, 2011, 11:42:53 AM
why you asking me?  :ninja
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink a pint of your own jizz?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 27, 2011, 11:52:49 AM
ask Vanity :teehee
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink a pint of your own jizz?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 27, 2011, 12:01:08 PM
you give a squeal of delight and say "mmmmmm fruity".
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink a pint of your own jizz?
Post by: MCD on August 27, 2011, 12:21:17 PM
You are already dead.
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink a pint of your own jizz?
Post by: Dickie Dee on August 27, 2011, 12:42:07 PM
Also, had I been eating much aspargus lately?
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink a pint of your own jizz?
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 27, 2011, 12:45:33 PM
See: Jobs, Steve.
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink a pint of your own jizz?
Post by: Positive Touch on August 27, 2011, 01:09:04 PM
raise yr hand if you love to incorporate it into yr cooking
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink a pint of your own jizz?
Post by: Dickie Dee on August 27, 2011, 02:04:50 PM
Quote from: Positive Touch on August 27, 2011, 01:09:04 PM
raise yr hand if you love to incorporate it into yr cooking
(http://www.cookingwithcum.com/images/natural_harvest_front_cover.jpg)
(http://www.cookingwithcum.com/images/natural_harvest_back_cover.jpg)
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink a pint of your own jizz?
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 27, 2011, 02:48:04 PM
W     T     F
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink a pint of your own jizz?
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 27, 2011, 03:04:07 PM
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inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants

:lol
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink a pint of your own jizz?
Post by: Positive Touch on August 27, 2011, 03:41:02 PM
so how many people here just realized they've got their secret santa gift ready?
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink a pint of your own jizz?
Post by: Diunx on August 27, 2011, 05:03:18 PM
So fresh jizz is available in most restaurants? Not surprised.
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink a pint of your own jizz?
Post by: Yeti on August 27, 2011, 05:39:07 PM
 How do you preserve it? Can you just store it in a jam jar in the fridge or would it spoil like milk after too long?
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink a pint of your own jizz?
Post by: Broseidon on August 27, 2011, 05:54:57 PM
Quote from: Positive Touch on August 27, 2011, 01:09:04 PM
raise yr hand if you love to incorporate it into yr cooking

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Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink a pint of your own jizz?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 27, 2011, 05:55:39 PM
GOD DAMMIT
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink a pint of your own jizz?
Post by: Barry Egan on August 27, 2011, 06:08:28 PM
Why did he obscure the delicate flavor with cheap caviar  ???
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Post by: Shaka Khan on August 27, 2011, 06:09:42 PM
Requesting a NSFA tag, lulz.
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink a pint of your own jizz?
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 27, 2011, 06:55:04 PM
Quote from: Broseidon on August 27, 2011, 05:54:57 PM
Quote from: Positive Touch on August 27, 2011, 01:09:04 PM
raise yr hand if you love to incorporate it into yr cooking

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I don't want to live on this planet anymore :(
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink a pint of your own jizz?
Post by: chronovore on August 27, 2011, 07:09:24 PM
Ask Rod Stewart! Or was it Britney Spears?
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Post by: Dickie Dee on August 27, 2011, 07:19:43 PM
Quote from: chronovore on August 27, 2011, 07:09:24 PM
Ask Rod Stewart! Or was it Britney Spears?

I remember asking my 9th Grade Health teacher about Stewart after class one day and he went to the board and did the math :lol
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink a pint of your own jizz?
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on August 27, 2011, 07:34:17 PM
i watched a porn of a bukakke where everyone came into a pan and then they fried it up into a literal sperm omeleete and some girl ate it
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink a pint of your own jizz?
Post by: Bildi on August 28, 2011, 01:13:55 AM
Quote from: Broseidon on August 27, 2011, 05:54:57 PM
Quote from: Positive Touch on August 27, 2011, 01:09:04 PM
raise yr hand if you love to incorporate it into yr cooking

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Fuck Broseidon, after years of not having any I've only just managed to find a good supplier of Kalles and now I can never eat it again.  >:(

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Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink a pint of your own jizz?
Post by: chronovore on August 28, 2011, 04:43:15 AM
:lol

But seriously, is that cookbook for real, or just one of those coffeetable conversation pieces?
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink a pint of your own jizz?
Post by: chronovore on August 28, 2011, 10:29:04 AM
You sure you didn't have any of those powers to begin with? Maybe even latently?