Author Topic: Real talk - what happens if you drink a pint of your own jizz? (Read 1541 times)

Van Cruncheon · « **on:** August 27, 2011, 09:50:36 AM »

long night

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #1 on:** August 27, 2011, 09:56:40 AM »

You nourish yourself with one of the best organic proteins available, especially if you're on an herbal diet.

Diunx · « **Reply #2 on:** August 27, 2011, 10:41:05 AM »

You develop a taste for cocks and rom coms.

Gospel · « **Reply #3 on:** August 27, 2011, 10:42:55 AM »

You get the pregnants.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #4 on:** August 27, 2011, 11:42:53 AM »

why you asking me?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5 on:** August 27, 2011, 11:52:49 AM »

ask Vanity

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6 on:** August 27, 2011, 12:01:08 PM »

you give a squeal of delight and say "mmmmmm fruity".

MCD · « **Reply #7 on:** August 27, 2011, 12:21:17 PM »

You are already dead.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #8 on:** August 27, 2011, 12:42:07 PM »

Also, had I been eating much aspargus lately?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #9 on:** August 27, 2011, 12:45:33 PM »

See: Jobs, Steve.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #10 on:** August 27, 2011, 01:09:04 PM »

raise yr hand if you love to incorporate it into yr cooking

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #11 on:** August 27, 2011, 02:04:50 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on August 27, 2011, 01:09:04 PM

raise yr hand if you love to incorporate it into yr cooking

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #12 on:** August 27, 2011, 02:48:04 PM »

W T F

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #13 on:** August 27, 2011, 03:04:07 PM »

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inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants

Positive Touch · « **Reply #14 on:** August 27, 2011, 03:41:02 PM »

so how many people here just realized they've got their secret santa gift ready?

Diunx · « **Reply #15 on:** August 27, 2011, 05:03:18 PM »

So fresh jizz is available in most restaurants? Not surprised.

Yeti · « **Reply #16 on:** August 27, 2011, 05:39:07 PM »

How do you preserve it? Can you just store it in a jam jar in the fridge or would it spoil like milk after too long?

Broseidon · « **Reply #17 on:** August 27, 2011, 05:54:57 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on August 27, 2011, 01:09:04 PM

raise yr hand if you love to incorporate it into yr cooking

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18 on:** August 27, 2011, 05:55:39 PM »

GOD DAMMIT

Barry Egan · « **Reply #19 on:** August 27, 2011, 06:08:28 PM »

Why did he obscure the delicate flavor with cheap caviar

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #20 on:** August 27, 2011, 06:09:42 PM »

Requesting a NSFA tag, lulz.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #21 on:** August 27, 2011, 06:55:04 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on August 27, 2011, 05:54:57 PM

Quote from: Positive Touch on August 27, 2011, 01:09:04 PM
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I don't want to live on this planet anymore

chronovore · « **Reply #22 on:** August 27, 2011, 07:09:24 PM »

Ask Rod Stewart! Or was it Britney Spears?

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #23 on:** August 27, 2011, 07:19:43 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on August 27, 2011, 07:09:24 PM

Ask Rod Stewart! Or was it Britney Spears?

I remember asking my 9th Grade Health teacher about Stewart after class one day and he went to the board and did the math

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #24 on:** August 27, 2011, 07:34:17 PM »

i watched a porn of a bukakke where everyone came into a pan and then they fried it up into a literal sperm omeleete and some girl ate it

Bildi · « **Reply #25 on:** August 28, 2011, 01:13:55 AM »

Quote from: Broseidon on August 27, 2011, 05:54:57 PM

Quote from: Positive Touch on August 27, 2011, 01:09:04 PM
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Fuck Broseidon, after years of not having any I've only just managed to find a good supplier of Kalles and now I can never eat it again.

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By itself.

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chronovore · « **Reply #26 on:** August 28, 2011, 04:43:15 AM »

But seriously, is that cookbook for real, or just one of those coffeetable conversation pieces?

chronovore · « **Reply #27 on:** August 28, 2011, 10:29:04 AM »

You sure you didn't have any of those powers to begin with? Maybe even latently?

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