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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Groogrux on September 07, 2011, 02:43:11 PM

Title: Vehicles suck
Post by: Groogrux on September 07, 2011, 02:43:11 PM

I'm driving my 2002 Ford Windstar (fucking minivan piece of fucking shit) and I'm getting 14-18 mpg right now.  The brakes are shot and need replacing.

I've been trying to buy a new manlier vehicle with better MPG on it, but am having no such luck.  There is a company that brags about how they'll sell a car to anyone, even with the worst credit ever.  They told me they would need a cosigner to get a car there.  Fuck.

 :'(

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I know this is completely random and very poorly pieced together, but I don't have many people to rant to about shit anymore...

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Title: Re: Vehicles suck
Post by: demi on September 07, 2011, 02:49:05 PM

You can rant to me, Andrew. I'm a good listener.

Title: Re: Vehicles suck
Post by: TEEEPO on September 07, 2011, 02:54:33 PM

andrew  :'(

Title: Re: Vehicles suck
Post by: Mupepe on September 07, 2011, 02:58:35 PM

sorry, man.  cherry on top of a shit pie

someone should start a fun to help andrew out if others would be interested and andrew is willing to accept.  I'd donate.

Title: Re: Vehicles suck
Post by: demi on September 07, 2011, 03:28:28 PM

I'll buy him a fleshlight. Lord knows he could go for a good spank.

Title: Re: Vehicles suck
Post by: Diunx on September 07, 2011, 03:31:20 PM

Would you buy me a fleshlight demi?

Title: Re: Vehicles suck
Post by: demi on September 07, 2011, 03:33:45 PM

Probably not, no

Title: Re: Vehicles suck
Post by: Diunx on September 07, 2011, 03:38:08 PM

Racist.

Title: Re: Vehicles suck
Post by: Brehvolution on September 07, 2011, 03:58:40 PM

The only vehicle I ever blew an engine on was a Winstar. Should call it a Failstar, amirite?

Title: Re: Vehicles suck
Post by: Groogrux on September 07, 2011, 04:00:23 PM

Quote from: TEEEPO on September 07, 2011, 02:54:33 PM

andrew  :'(

In every thread...  :lol

Title: Re: Vehicles suck
Post by: Groogrux on September 07, 2011, 04:00:42 PM

Quote from: demi on September 07, 2011, 03:28:28 PM

I'll buy him a fleshlight. Lord knows he could go for a good spank.

I accept!

Title: Re: Vehicles suck
Post by: Barry Egan on September 07, 2011, 05:08:14 PM

did your friend like his gift andrew?

Title: Re: Vehicles suck
Post by: Groogrux on September 07, 2011, 05:36:59 PM

He loved it!  He had it framed at his apartment and said it was a permanent addition to his life!

Title: Re: Vehicles suck
Post by: demi on September 07, 2011, 05:40:42 PM

Quote from: andrwfields on September 07, 2011, 04:00:42 PM

Quote from: demi on September 07, 2011, 03:28:28 PM

I'll buy him a fleshlight. Lord knows he could go for a good spank.

I accept!

Mmm I shoulda thought this one through. I'll buy it if I get proof that it's being used. :o

Title: Re: Vehicles suck
Post by: Groogrux on September 07, 2011, 09:04:44 PM

Quote from: demi on September 07, 2011, 05:40:42 PM

Quote from: andrwfields on September 07, 2011, 04:00:42 PM

Quote from: demi on September 07, 2011, 03:28:28 PM

I'll buy him a fleshlight. Lord knows he could go for a good spank.

I accept!

Mmm I shoulda thought this one through. I'll buy it if I get proof that it's being used. :o

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I accept!

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Title: Re: Vehicles suck
Post by: tehjaybo on September 08, 2011, 08:22:27 AM

Quote from: andrwfields on September 07, 2011, 09:04:44 PM

Quote from: demi on September 07, 2011, 05:40:42 PM

Quote from: andrwfields on September 07, 2011, 04:00:42 PM

Quote from: demi on September 07, 2011, 03:28:28 PM

I'll buy him a fleshlight. Lord knows he could go for a good spank.

I accept!

Mmm I shoulda thought this one through. I'll buy it if I get proof that it's being used. :o

...  :ninja  ...

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I accept!

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Title: Re: Vehicles suck
Post by: Brehvolution on September 08, 2011, 08:53:28 AM

 :lol :lol

Title: Re: Vehicles suck
Post by: Groogrux on September 08, 2011, 08:01:32 PM

 :fbm

Title: Re: Vehicles suck
Post by: Consul on September 08, 2011, 08:09:51 PM

andrew  :'(