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Groogrux

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Vehicles suck
« on: September 07, 2011, 02:43:11 PM »
I'm driving my 2002 Ford Windstar (fucking minivan piece of fucking shit) and I'm getting 14-18 mpg right now.  The brakes are shot and need replacing.

I've been trying to buy a new manlier vehicle with better MPG on it, but am having no such luck.  There is a company that brags about how they'll sell a car to anyone, even with the worst credit ever.  They told me they would need a cosigner to get a car there.  Fuck.

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demi

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Re: Vehicles suck
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2011, 02:49:05 PM »
You can rant to me, Andrew. I'm a good listener.
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Re: Vehicles suck
« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2011, 02:54:33 PM »
andrew  :'(
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Re: Vehicles suck
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2011, 02:58:35 PM »
sorry, man.  cherry on top of a shit pie

someone should start a fun to help andrew out if others would be interested and andrew is willing to accept.  I'd donate.
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demi

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Re: Vehicles suck
« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2011, 03:28:28 PM »
I'll buy him a fleshlight. Lord knows he could go for a good spank.
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Diunx

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Re: Vehicles suck
« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2011, 03:31:20 PM »
Would you buy me a fleshlight demi?
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demi

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Re: Vehicles suck
« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2011, 03:33:45 PM »
Probably not, no
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Diunx

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Re: Vehicles suck
« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2011, 03:38:08 PM »
Racist.
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Brehvolution

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Re: Vehicles suck
« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2011, 03:58:40 PM »
The only vehicle I ever blew an engine on was a Winstar. Should call it a Failstar, amirite?
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Groogrux

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Re: Vehicles suck
« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2011, 04:00:23 PM »
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Groogrux

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Re: Vehicles suck
« Reply #10 on: September 07, 2011, 04:00:42 PM »
Quote from: demi on September 07, 2011, 03:28:28 PM
I'll buy him a fleshlight. Lord knows he could go for a good spank.

I accept!
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Barry Egan

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Re: Vehicles suck
« Reply #11 on: September 07, 2011, 05:08:14 PM »
did your friend like his gift andrew?
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Groogrux

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Re: Vehicles suck
« Reply #12 on: September 07, 2011, 05:36:59 PM »
He loved it!  He had it framed at his apartment and said it was a permanent addition to his life!
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demi

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Re: Vehicles suck
« Reply #13 on: September 07, 2011, 05:40:42 PM »
Quote from: andrwfields on September 07, 2011, 04:00:42 PM
Quote from: demi on September 07, 2011, 03:28:28 PM
I'll buy him a fleshlight. Lord knows he could go for a good spank.

I accept!

Mmm I shoulda thought this one through. I'll buy it if I get proof that it's being used. :o
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Groogrux

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Re: Vehicles suck
« Reply #14 on: September 07, 2011, 09:04:44 PM »
Quote from: demi on September 07, 2011, 05:40:42 PM
Quote from: andrwfields on September 07, 2011, 04:00:42 PM
Quote from: demi on September 07, 2011, 03:28:28 PM
I'll buy him a fleshlight. Lord knows he could go for a good spank.

I accept!

Mmm I shoulda thought this one through. I'll buy it if I get proof that it's being used. :o

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Re: Vehicles suck
« Reply #15 on: September 08, 2011, 08:22:27 AM »
Quote from: andrwfields on September 07, 2011, 09:04:44 PM
Quote from: demi on September 07, 2011, 05:40:42 PM
Quote from: andrwfields on September 07, 2011, 04:00:42 PM
Quote from: demi on September 07, 2011, 03:28:28 PM
I'll buy him a fleshlight. Lord knows he could go for a good spank.

I accept!

Mmm I shoulda thought this one through. I'll buy it if I get proof that it's being used. :o

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Brehvolution

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Re: Vehicles suck
« Reply #16 on: September 08, 2011, 08:53:28 AM »
 :lol :lol
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Groogrux

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Re: Vehicles suck
« Reply #17 on: September 08, 2011, 08:01:32 PM »
 :fbm
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Re: Vehicles suck
« Reply #18 on: September 08, 2011, 08:09:51 PM »
andrew  :'(
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