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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Mupepe on October 11, 2011, 11:06:52 AM

Title: All EB'ers are stuck on a lifeboat together...
Post by: Mupepe on October 11, 2011, 11:06:52 AM
but there's not enough room.  Someone needs to be kicked out into the shark infested waters.  Who would you choose and why?
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Post by: Diunx on October 11, 2011, 11:13:25 AM
The fatties and Cajole because he called me dumb.
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Post by: demi on October 11, 2011, 11:17:12 AM
The females and Diunx because they're dregs on society
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Post by: Great Rumbler on October 11, 2011, 11:25:26 AM
I would throw off magoose, Himu, and Bebpo. Then I would be King Weeaboo.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on October 11, 2011, 11:31:15 AM
There's stll Magus
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Post by: drew on October 11, 2011, 11:36:38 AM
magus, i gave him life and by god i can take it away too
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Post by: tiesto on October 11, 2011, 11:40:03 AM
I would throw off magoose, Himu, and Bebpo. Then I would be King Weeaboo.

Forgetting someone?  :-*
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 11, 2011, 11:42:49 AM
Any white knights and capitalists.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on October 11, 2011, 11:55:11 AM
I would throw off magoose, Himu, and Bebpo. Then I would be King Weeaboo.

Forgetting someone?  :-*

No, you'll be Queen Weeaboo.  :-*
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Post by: Joe Molotov on October 11, 2011, 12:10:29 PM
I would through out Dinux and then ride on his back.
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on October 11, 2011, 12:10:59 PM
the first person who started talking politics or religion, and i would hold their head underwater with the paddle
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on October 11, 2011, 12:11:57 PM
while going "shhhhh...shhhhhh..."
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Post by: MrAngryFace on October 11, 2011, 12:26:18 PM
the first person who started talking politics or religion, and i would hold their head underwater with the paddle

Totally
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Post by: Great Rumbler on October 11, 2011, 12:29:51 PM
jaydubya, because it would be the most fair thing to do

At this point, I would jump off the theoretical boat and take you with me just for the pleasure of ensuring you drown.  Cheers.

Sounds like a very socialistic thing to do, why won't you listen to free market?
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Post by: Mandark on October 11, 2011, 01:09:30 PM
Mupepe, because he's always trying to turn us against each other.
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Post by: Mupepe on October 11, 2011, 01:12:49 PM
You son of a bitch

Mandark, because he'll surely stand in the way of my move to be dictator of the lifeboat.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 11, 2011, 01:17:41 PM
I would have volunteered but I watched Jaws last night, so fuck that.
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Post by: bork on October 11, 2011, 01:19:04 PM
I would throw off magoose, Himu, and Bebpo. Then I would be King Weeaboo.

Forgetting someone?  :-*

No, you'll be Queen Weeaboo.  :-*

Then I shall be Emporer Weeaboo and kick your ass off!
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Post by: Brehvolution on October 11, 2011, 01:27:40 PM
It should be a contest based on penis length judged by lennedsay and cloud. Shortest straw gets dumped. :teehee
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 11, 2011, 01:36:13 PM
 :-\
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Post by: demi on October 11, 2011, 01:42:25 PM
It should be a contest based on penis length judged by lennedsay and cloud. Shortest straw gets dumped. :teehee

I want to be a judge too. So it's not so one-sided.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on October 11, 2011, 01:46:58 PM
I would throw off magoose, Himu, and Bebpo. Then I would be King Weeaboo.

Forgetting someone?  :-*

No, you'll be Queen Weeaboo.  :-*

Then I shall be Emporer Weeaboo and kick your ass off!

Nuh-uh!
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on October 11, 2011, 01:59:26 PM
wow i wouldnt be the first to go  :o
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Post by: Human Snorenado on October 11, 2011, 02:01:37 PM
Drew and Methodis.  Drew is going to die, and Methodis because he's white.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 11, 2011, 02:08:25 PM
Drew and Methodis.  Drew is going to die, and Methodis because he's white.

But Drew would have his knives, I doubt anyone could throw him off
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Post by: Diunx on October 11, 2011, 02:09:17 PM
wow i wouldnt be the first to go  :o

You wouldn't be allowed in the first place.
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Post by: Barry Egan on October 11, 2011, 02:12:02 PM
obviously I would convince the group to kill the dominant alpha of the herd first so as to stymie his oppression over us in the long run.  Probably Cormac.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 11, 2011, 02:29:07 PM
Wrath wouldn't be an obstacle. We could just trick him into thinking it was Ramadan while we ate the limited fish supply we could catch. He'd die off pretty quickly.

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Post by: Himu on October 11, 2011, 02:36:55 PM
Push all the tall people. They take up too much room.
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Post by: Diunx on October 11, 2011, 03:28:56 PM
Since I'm the only straight member of the board I claim exclusive use on len.
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Post by: Himu on October 11, 2011, 03:59:34 PM
well then you'd die anyways wouldn't ya?
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Post by: demi on October 11, 2011, 04:03:15 PM
Wrath would be too depressed to care about swimming
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Post by: BlueTsunami on October 11, 2011, 04:04:17 PM
Whoever had the forethought to bring the rum ham will be made first lifeboat Icon
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Post by: Himu on October 11, 2011, 04:05:44 PM
Speaking of swimming. Kick off everyone who can't swim.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on October 11, 2011, 04:06:47 PM
Speaking of swimming. Kick off everyone who can't swim.

*black joke*

badum-tish
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Post by: Himu on October 11, 2011, 04:13:40 PM
Speaking of swimming. Kick off everyone who can't swim.

*black joke*

badum-tish

Thankfully, I wasn't raised in the ghetto so my parents were wise to send me to swimming lessons. :smug
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Post by: Positive Touch on October 11, 2011, 04:20:28 PM
i'd sit quietly on the side and let you guys kill each other off
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Post by: drew on October 11, 2011, 04:32:13 PM
Dude can barely cut cucumbers, I think we're safe.

i can cut an entire cucumber into slices in four seconds :pimp
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Post by: Human Snorenado on October 11, 2011, 04:41:53 PM
Whoever had the forethought to bring the rum ham will be made first lifeboat Icon

Like I leave my house without at least a flask of booze
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 11, 2011, 04:52:13 PM
I would throw off magoose, Himu, and Bebpo. Then I would be King Weeaboo.

Forgetting someone?  :-*

No, you'll be Queen Weeaboo.  :-*

Then I shall be Emporer Weeaboo and kick your ass off!

We're married, I'm not sure if we still qualify.
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Post by: fistfulofmetal on October 11, 2011, 04:54:49 PM
Holy shit that's a huge lifeboat
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Post by: Reb on October 11, 2011, 05:25:43 PM
Ok, same question, but replace lifeboat with loveboat.
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Post by: Barry Egan on October 11, 2011, 05:41:09 PM
Ok, same question, but replace lifeboat with loveboat.

Lennesday (or however you spell it)
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Post by: Himu on October 11, 2011, 05:47:39 PM
Speaking of swimming. Kick off everyone who can't swim.

Wouldn't that just be you, PD and methodis?

i can swim! dunno bout pd or beezy
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Post by: EmCeeGrammar on October 11, 2011, 06:22:16 PM
Who cares about capacity.  Think of the rations!  Fat people have natural bouyancy and threaten our food/water supply.  I would give them a sharpened toothbrush and advise to "go for the eyes" against the sharks.  They can let the current carry them to land.

But you have to consider affirmative action.  Whitey will have the odds against them and have a lot to prove.  I'm like 1/8 portugese so I'm not affected.

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Post by: EmCeeGrammar on October 11, 2011, 06:45:22 PM
I'm looking out for you!  Think who the damn pollacks would choose first!
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Post by: lennedsay on October 11, 2011, 07:15:03 PM
I'll sacrifice myself. I have two buoys already.
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Post by: Bildi on October 11, 2011, 11:49:18 PM
Muckhole.

No shark would dare go near him and he'd drag all our asses to the nearest clothing-optional tropical island.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on October 12, 2011, 12:08:29 AM
Speaking of swimming. Kick off everyone who can't swim.

Wouldn't that just be you, PD and methodis?

methodis is white
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Post by: Beezy on October 12, 2011, 12:47:31 AM
Speaking of swimming. Kick off everyone who can't swim.
:(
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 12, 2011, 12:54:15 AM
[youtube=560,345]Uj5urT2VBxo[/youtube]
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Post by: Diunx on October 12, 2011, 01:02:18 AM
Real talk: kinda creepy bro

I'm a creepy guy.
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Post by: cool breeze on October 12, 2011, 02:34:49 AM
Speaking of swimming. Kick off everyone who can't swim.

Wouldn't that just be you, PD and methodis?

methodis is white

himuro and PD are black?
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Post by: CajoleJuice on October 12, 2011, 02:36:16 AM
Speaking of swimming. Kick off everyone who can't swim.
:(

you are definitely the blackest person on this board
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Post by: Himu on October 12, 2011, 03:28:53 AM
Speaking of swimming. Kick off everyone who can't swim.
:(

ahahahahaha

i knew it

you can't embrace your inner blackness without a breast stroke, son. what happens if you need to pull a carl johnson??
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Post by: Himu on October 12, 2011, 03:46:29 AM
Methodis?

I'm pretty uh...offended.
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Post by: Himu on October 12, 2011, 03:56:50 AM
I'm so glad that Oscar gets me. :heartbeat  :-[
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Post by: Himu on October 12, 2011, 04:05:02 AM
Well, that's a pretty bad assessment.
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Post by: fistfulofmetal on October 12, 2011, 05:43:47 AM


There's "Black on the outside, black on the inside, blackityblackityblack", like Beezy.

beezy is basically [youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFY2kJ96jNY[/youtube]
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Post by: Himu on October 12, 2011, 05:51:18 AM
I'm surprised you even know what CB4 is.
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Post by: Mupepe on October 12, 2011, 08:02:50 AM
I'll sacrifice myself. I have two buoys already.
Yeah, no.  I'm not sacrificing you and my last resort life rafts/feeding glands to the sharks.

You're stuck on the boat with us fuckers

Himuro: White boy who wants to be an asian girl possessing the body of an unsuspecting black man.
I used to describe Himu in high school by saying he's a white man trapped in a black man's body who wants to be asian.

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Post by: Himu on October 12, 2011, 08:20:01 AM
I for one, am sick and tired of people deducing what is black and what isn't and how we should act and how we shouldn't, and what our interests should be and what they shouldn't be especially when their exposure to black folks is very slim at best, as if one people are one entity. My life story. It always comes off as thinly veiled racism to me, even if used jokingly.

Stoney has his thing, Beezy has his thing, Phoenix has thing, and I have my thing.

So the next time Blue Tsunami makes a post about Euro vocal house music I'm going to make fun of him for not listening reggaeton since he's Puerto Rican and that he's not really hispanic. And I'm going to drill this into his head every time he posts something that goes against the hispanic status quo. Because you know, that's funny as shit and not obnoxious, right? But you see, notice how people only make these observations about black people as if they have certain expectations. And they'll try to convince you they're not racist.

I have to deal with this shit as it is in real life, please stop bringing up blackness into online conversations on a nerd message board that stands as one of few institutions where I can feel comfortable "nerding out".
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Post by: Mupepe on October 12, 2011, 08:22:45 AM
I think you act sufficiently black actually *shrug*
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Post by: Mupepe on October 12, 2011, 08:37:54 AM
http://stuffblackpeoplelikealso.wordpress.com/
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Post by: Himu on October 12, 2011, 08:48:44 AM
??? The NAACP is a shell of its former self and has been transformed into a joke of an organization that goes on petty wars under the guise of so-called equality. When I think of modern NAACP, I think of Jesse Jackson, and when I think of Jesse Jackson I want to throw up. NAACP sucks.
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Post by: Mupepe on October 12, 2011, 08:55:07 AM
where did that come from?  Is it something in the link I posted?  I didn't read it, I just googled "stuff black people do" haha
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Post by: Himu on October 12, 2011, 08:55:23 AM
Yea
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Post by: Brehvolution on October 12, 2011, 08:57:43 AM
It'd be easier to distinguish what's black or not if you started a black culture thread. Ohh wait......
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Post by: Mupepe on October 12, 2011, 09:05:16 AM
(http://www.gifbin.com/bin/g6406076g67.gif)
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Post by: chronovore on October 12, 2011, 09:06:59 AM
Premium Lager, because he'd fuck those sharks to death.
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Post by: Mupepe on October 12, 2011, 09:09:53 AM
Real talk: Maybe we can all take turns swimming along side the raft for a while.  That way everyone has to take the danger but for the most part everyone is safe.  Like 30 minutes in the water at a time then the next person.  With the amount of members you'd probably only have to get in the water once every 2 or 3 days.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
But who goes first?
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Post by: tiesto on October 12, 2011, 09:14:02 AM
I for one, am sick and tired of people deducing what is black and what isn't and how we should act and how we shouldn't, and what our interests should be and what they shouldn't be especially when their exposure to black folks is very slim at best, as if one people are one entity. My life story. It always comes off as thinly veiled racism to me, even if used jokingly.

Stoney has his thing, Beezy has his thing, Phoenix has thing, and I have my thing.

So the next time Blue Tsunami makes a post about Euro vocal house music I'm going to make fun of him for not listening reggaeton since he's Puerto Rican and that he's not really hispanic. And I'm going to drill this into his head every time he posts something that goes against the hispanic status quo. Because you know, that's funny as shit and not obnoxious, right? But you see, notice how people only make these observations about black people as if they have certain expectations. And they'll try to convince you they're not racist.

I have to deal with this shit as it is in real life, please stop bringing up blackness into online conversations on a nerd message board that stands as one of few institutions where I can feel comfortable "nerding out".

There's a ton of famous Hispanic house producers/DJs, though...
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Post by: Himu on October 12, 2011, 09:28:47 AM
You're missing the point.
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Post by: Beezy on October 12, 2011, 09:40:35 AM
Speaking of swimming. Kick off everyone who can't swim.
:(

you are definitely the blackest person on this board
*shrugs* Someone has to fill the role.

I'm surprised you even know what CB4 is.
I had the same thought. :lol
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 12, 2011, 01:47:41 PM
Stop acting white Himu! And why do you hate black women! :violin
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Post by: BlueTsunami on October 12, 2011, 02:13:33 PM
So the next time Blue Tsunami makes a post about Euro vocal house music I'm going to make fun of him for not listening reggaeton since he's Puerto Rican and that he's not really hispanic. And I'm going to drill this into his head every time he posts something that goes against the hispanic status quo. Because you know, that's funny as shit and not obnoxious, right? But you see, notice how people only make these observations about black people as if they have certain expectations. And they'll try to convince you they're not racist.

Honestly, I'm the Puerto Rican version of you. I'm white.as.fuck but also in skin tone. But seriously, we're just worldly motha'fuckers.
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Post by: fistfulofmetal on October 12, 2011, 02:41:07 PM
I'm surprised you even know what CB4 is.


there are a lot of things you dont know about me, brah
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Post by: lennedsay on October 12, 2011, 07:35:32 PM
I think this thread needs this (skip to 1:30):

[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhU_u4rq1Tg&[/youtube]

When we embed YT vids, we can't add a specific time to start it? ???
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Post by: Great Rumbler on October 12, 2011, 09:20:53 PM
I think this thread needs this (skip to 1:30):

[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhU_u4rq1Tg&[/youtube]

When we embed YT vids, we can't add a specific time to start it? ???

It's possible to do with links, but I don't think it is with an embedded video.
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Post by: lennedsay on October 12, 2011, 10:07:51 PM
Lennedsay
Lenne dsay
Lin dsay
Lindsay

Lots of dzzzz sounds
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Post by: Akala on October 12, 2011, 10:09:14 PM
LINDSAY SO TRANSPARENT OMG

would prob be linkzeldagannon first to go tbh  :'(

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Post by: lennedsay on October 12, 2011, 10:11:00 PM
It's totes a FFX/X-2 reference too  :(
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Post by: cool breeze on October 12, 2011, 10:15:25 PM
LINDSAY SO TRANSPARENT OMG

would prob be linkzeldagannon first to go tbh  :'(



well, yeah.  my two biggest fears are water and people.  i'd never be on that boat in the first place.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on October 12, 2011, 11:11:26 PM
LINDSAY SO TRANSPARENT OMG

would prob be linkzeldagannon first to go tbh  :'(



well, yeah.  my two biggest fears are water and people.  i'd never be on that boat in the first place.


I'm assuming that it's some kind of Waterworld scenario and we're all drinking our own pee and stuff.
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Post by: cool breeze on October 12, 2011, 11:26:36 PM
LINDSAY SO TRANSPARENT OMG

would prob be linkzeldagannon first to go tbh  :'(



well, yeah.  my two biggest fears are water and people.  i'd never be on that boat in the first place.


I'm assuming that it's some kind of Waterworld scenario and we're all drinking our own pee and stuff.

in that case I'd be long dead, miles underwater, and with urine in my belly.  I've always suspected that's how it's how it'd end.
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Post by: Tasty on October 12, 2011, 11:42:48 PM
Sort of surprised nobody picked me. Maybe the Bore isn't as intolerant of ninthings as I thought.  :-*
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Post by: cool breeze on October 12, 2011, 11:55:45 PM
Sort of surprised nobody picked me. Maybe the Bore isn't as intolerant of ninthings as I thought.  :-*

you're 12 and weigh maybe a buck ten.  farting in unison would lighten the load more than tossing you off.
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on October 13, 2011, 02:11:26 AM
I would pick whoever is most likely to get swallowed by a sea creature and eventually come back with awesome new powers, like Rydia in Final Fantasy 4
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Post by: Mupepe on October 13, 2011, 10:49:45 AM
how long are we staying on this raft?  i mean, we all have urges and stuff...

spoiler (click to show/hide)
so who's the first one we cook up after we run out of fish?  and how long do we wait?  1... maybe 2 hours?
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Post by: Tasty on October 13, 2011, 03:40:14 PM
you would have been my joke answer, andrex

i probably should have picked you instead of Sand E. Vagina

Glad I crossed your mind, I think.  :-\  :)

Sort of surprised nobody picked me. Maybe the Bore isn't as intolerant of ninthings as I thought.  :-*

you're 12 and weigh maybe a buck ten.  farting in unison would lighten the load more than tossing you off.

 :lol
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Post by: tehjaybo on October 13, 2011, 05:34:49 PM
I survive!

I'd hurl Methodis off at my earliest convenience.  Probably shoot him in the leg as to attract sharks, which I could then shoot to provide delicious shark meat to all my Borebros.
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Post by: cool breeze on October 13, 2011, 05:44:48 PM
but methodis is bad at baiting
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Post by: demi on October 13, 2011, 05:54:59 PM
I would pick whoever is most likely to get swallowed by a sea creature and eventually come back with awesome new powers, like Rydia in Final Fantasy 4

Meh, she's always been a Summoner though.
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Post by: tehjaybo on October 13, 2011, 09:30:36 PM
But bullets don't work in water  ???

I'm on a boat.
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Post by: chronovore on October 13, 2011, 10:29:29 PM
but methodis is bad at baiting

Superb.
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Post by: drew on October 14, 2011, 05:03:11 PM
But bullets don't work in water  ???

actually they do, you can even shoot whilst underwater
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on October 14, 2011, 10:40:17 PM
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but there's not enough room.  Someone needs to be kicked out into the shark infested waters.  Who would you choose and why?

The first Icon who starts flapping their hands about the lack of effete niceties on the lifeboat.  So my guess is Patel.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 15, 2011, 10:44:41 AM
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but there's not enough room.  Someone needs to be kicked out into the shark infested waters.  Who would you choose and why?

The first Icon who starts flapping their hands about the lack of effete niceties on the lifeboat.  So my guess is Patel.

Patel seems far from effete. On the other hand, Cohen...
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on October 17, 2011, 11:39:42 AM
why does everyone think im white  ???
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on October 17, 2011, 12:37:53 PM
theres no other lovin than melatonin
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on October 17, 2011, 02:08:04 PM
i jus dun understand what my actions make me white
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Post by: BlueTsunami on October 17, 2011, 02:10:12 PM
Don't you live in Vermont? I think that's the biggest case for you being white.
Title: Re: All EB'ers are stuck on a lifeboat together...
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on October 17, 2011, 02:37:25 PM
new hampshire (http://i.imgur.com/EdHZR.gif)
Title: Re: All EB'ers are stuck on a lifeboat together...
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on October 18, 2011, 10:43:17 PM
I was thinking about this on the toilet like I normally do when I figured that if I was stuck on a life boat you would want to get the leak wink off first. This would be all Asians. I read once in National Giraffeics that Asian people don't use toilet paper. I figure we just get rid of them first because being unsaniatrium gives you all kinda of diseases so why not deal with it now? Which Bore members are Asian? Demi?
Title: Re: All EB'ers are stuck on a lifeboat together...
Post by: chronovore on October 19, 2011, 07:04:06 AM
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Thomas Householmes Lane

:rofl
Title: Re: All EB'ers are stuck on a lifeboat together...
Post by: Ganhyun on October 19, 2011, 03:45:53 PM
glad that with all the guns, Kentucky-Bore and GA-Bore were able to make an alliance to rule the boat and make sure that everyone is fed.

Also, death to whoever stated we should throw Muckhole off the boat.
Title: Re: All EB'ers are stuck on a lifeboat together...
Post by: demi on October 19, 2011, 03:58:51 PM
I was thinking about this on the toilet like I normally do when I figured that if I was stuck on a life boat you would want to get the leak wink off first. This would be all Asians. I read once in National Giraffeics that Asian people don't use toilet paper. I figure we just get rid of them first because being unsaniatrium gives you all kinda of diseases so why not deal with it now? Which Bore members are Asian? Demi?

This is why I changed your name
Title: Re: All EB'ers are stuck on a lifeboat together...
Post by: Robo on October 19, 2011, 04:53:25 PM
 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: All EB'ers are stuck on a lifeboat together...
Post by: Diunx on October 20, 2011, 10:19:56 AM
:rofl