Author Topic: All EB'ers are stuck on a lifeboat together... (Read 9782 times)

Mupepe · « **on:** October 11, 2011, 11:06:52 AM »

but there's not enough room. Someone needs to be kicked out into the shark infested waters. Who would you choose and why?

Diunx · « **Reply #1 on:** October 11, 2011, 11:13:25 AM »

The fatties and Cajole because he called me dumb.

demi · « **Reply #2 on:** October 11, 2011, 11:17:12 AM »

The females and Diunx because they're dregs on society

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3 on:** October 11, 2011, 11:25:26 AM »

I would throw off magoose, Himu, and Bebpo. Then I would be King Weeaboo.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #4 on:** October 11, 2011, 11:31:15 AM »

There's stll Magus

drew · « **Reply #5 on:** October 11, 2011, 11:36:38 AM »

magus, i gave him life and by god i can take it away too

tiesto · « **Reply #6 on:** October 11, 2011, 11:40:03 AM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on October 11, 2011, 11:25:26 AM

I would throw off magoose, Himu, and Bebpo. Then I would be King Weeaboo.

Forgetting someone?

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #7 on:** October 11, 2011, 11:42:49 AM »

Any white knights and capitalists.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #8 on:** October 11, 2011, 11:55:11 AM »

Quote from: tiesto on October 11, 2011, 11:40:03 AM

Quote from: Great Rumbler on October 11, 2011, 11:25:26 AM
I would throw off magoose, Himu, and Bebpo. Then I would be King Weeaboo.

Forgetting someone?

No, you'll be Queen Weeaboo.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #9 on:** October 11, 2011, 12:10:29 PM »

I would through out Dinux and then ride on his back.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #10 on:** October 11, 2011, 12:10:59 PM »

the first person who started talking politics or religion, and i would hold their head underwater with the paddle

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #11 on:** October 11, 2011, 12:11:57 PM »

while going "shhhhh...shhhhhh..."

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #12 on:** October 11, 2011, 12:26:18 PM »

Quote from: Dr. Feelbad on October 11, 2011, 12:10:59 PM

the first person who started talking politics or religion, and i would hold their head underwater with the paddle

Totally

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #13 on:** October 11, 2011, 12:29:51 PM »

Quote from: JayDubya on October 11, 2011, 12:27:40 PM

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on October 11, 2011, 11:22:24 AM
jaydubya, because it would be the most fair thing to do

At this point, I would jump off the theoretical boat and take you with me just for the pleasure of ensuring you drown. Cheers.

Sounds like a very socialistic thing to do, why won't you listen to free market?

Mandark · « **Reply #14 on:** October 11, 2011, 01:09:30 PM »

Mupepe, because he's always trying to turn us against each other.

Mupepe · « **Reply #15 on:** October 11, 2011, 01:12:49 PM »

You son of a bitch

Mandark, because he'll surely stand in the way of my move to be dictator of the lifeboat.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #16 on:** October 11, 2011, 01:17:41 PM »

I would have volunteered but I watched Jaws last night, so fuck that.

bork · « **Reply #17 on:** October 11, 2011, 01:19:04 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on October 11, 2011, 11:55:11 AM

Quote from: tiesto on October 11, 2011, 11:40:03 AM
Quote from: Great Rumbler on October 11, 2011, 11:25:26 AM
I would throw off magoose, Himu, and Bebpo. Then I would be King Weeaboo.

Forgetting someone?

No, you'll be Queen Weeaboo.

Then I shall be Emporer Weeaboo and kick your ass off!

Brehvolution · « **Reply #18 on:** October 11, 2011, 01:27:40 PM »

It should be a contest based on penis length judged by lennedsay and cloud. Shortest straw gets dumped.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #19 on:** October 11, 2011, 01:36:13 PM »

demi · « **Reply #20 on:** October 11, 2011, 01:42:25 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on October 11, 2011, 01:27:40 PM

It should be a contest based on penis length judged by lennedsay and cloud. Shortest straw gets dumped.

I want to be a judge too. So it's not so one-sided.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #21 on:** October 11, 2011, 01:46:58 PM »

Quote from: lyte edge on October 11, 2011, 01:19:04 PM

Quote from: Great Rumbler on October 11, 2011, 11:55:11 AM
Quote from: tiesto on October 11, 2011, 11:40:03 AM
Quote from: Great Rumbler on October 11, 2011, 11:25:26 AM
I would throw off magoose, Himu, and Bebpo. Then I would be King Weeaboo.

Forgetting someone?

No, you'll be Queen Weeaboo.

Then I shall be Emporer Weeaboo and kick your ass off!

Nuh-uh!

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #22 on:** October 11, 2011, 01:59:26 PM »

wow i wouldnt be the first to go

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #23 on:** October 11, 2011, 02:01:37 PM »

Drew and Methodis. Drew is going to die, and Methodis because he's white.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24 on:** October 11, 2011, 02:08:25 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on October 11, 2011, 02:01:37 PM

Drew and Methodis. Drew is going to die, and Methodis because he's white.

But Drew would have his knives, I doubt anyone could throw him off

Diunx · « **Reply #25 on:** October 11, 2011, 02:09:17 PM »

Quote from: The Worst Poster Ever on October 11, 2011, 01:59:26 PM

wow i wouldnt be the first to go

You wouldn't be allowed in the first place.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #26 on:** October 11, 2011, 02:12:02 PM »

obviously I would convince the group to kill the dominant alpha of the herd first so as to stymie his oppression over us in the long run. Probably Cormac.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #27 on:** October 11, 2011, 02:29:07 PM »

Wrath wouldn't be an obstacle. We could just trick him into thinking it was Ramadan while we ate the limited fish supply we could catch. He'd die off pretty quickly.

Himu · « **Reply #28 on:** October 11, 2011, 02:36:55 PM »

Push all the tall people. They take up too much room.

Diunx · « **Reply #29 on:** October 11, 2011, 03:28:56 PM »

Since I'm the only straight member of the board I claim exclusive use on len.

Himu · « **Reply #30 on:** October 11, 2011, 03:59:34 PM »

well then you'd die anyways wouldn't ya?

demi · « **Reply #31 on:** October 11, 2011, 04:03:15 PM »

Wrath would be too depressed to care about swimming

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #32 on:** October 11, 2011, 04:04:17 PM »

Whoever had the forethought to bring the rum ham will be made first lifeboat Icon

Himu · « **Reply #33 on:** October 11, 2011, 04:05:44 PM »

Speaking of swimming. Kick off everyone who can't swim.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #34 on:** October 11, 2011, 04:06:47 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on October 11, 2011, 04:05:44 PM

Speaking of swimming. Kick off everyone who can't swim.

*black joke*

badum-tish

Himu · « **Reply #35 on:** October 11, 2011, 04:13:40 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on October 11, 2011, 04:06:47 PM

Quote from: Stringer Bell on October 11, 2011, 04:05:44 PM
Speaking of swimming. Kick off everyone who can't swim.

*black joke*

badum-tish

Thankfully, I wasn't raised in the ghetto so my parents were wise to send me to swimming lessons.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #36 on:** October 11, 2011, 04:20:28 PM »

i'd sit quietly on the side and let you guys kill each other off

drew · « **Reply #37 on:** October 11, 2011, 04:32:13 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on October 11, 2011, 02:15:57 PM

Dude can barely cut cucumbers, I think we're safe.

i can cut an entire cucumber into slices in four seconds

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #38 on:** October 11, 2011, 04:41:53 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on October 11, 2011, 04:04:17 PM

Whoever had the forethought to bring the rum ham will be made first lifeboat Icon

Like I leave my house without at least a flask of booze

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #39 on:** October 11, 2011, 04:52:13 PM »

Quote from: lyte edge on October 11, 2011, 01:19:04 PM

Quote from: Great Rumbler on October 11, 2011, 11:55:11 AM
Quote from: tiesto on October 11, 2011, 11:40:03 AM
Quote from: Great Rumbler on October 11, 2011, 11:25:26 AM
I would throw off magoose, Himu, and Bebpo. Then I would be King Weeaboo.

Forgetting someone?

No, you'll be Queen Weeaboo.

Then I shall be Emporer Weeaboo and kick your ass off!

We're married, I'm not sure if we still qualify.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #40 on:** October 11, 2011, 04:54:49 PM »

Holy shit that's a huge lifeboat

Reb · « **Reply #41 on:** October 11, 2011, 05:25:43 PM »

Ok, same question, but replace lifeboat with loveboat.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #42 on:** October 11, 2011, 05:41:09 PM »

Quote from: Rebiak on October 11, 2011, 05:25:43 PM

Ok, same question, but replace lifeboat with loveboat.

Lennesday (or however you spell it)

Himu · « **Reply #43 on:** October 11, 2011, 05:47:39 PM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on October 11, 2011, 05:21:36 PM

Quote from: Stringer Bell on October 11, 2011, 04:05:44 PM
Speaking of swimming. Kick off everyone who can't swim.

Wouldn't that just be you, PD and methodis?

i can swim! dunno bout pd or beezy

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #44 on:** October 11, 2011, 06:22:16 PM »

Who cares about capacity. Think of the rations! Fat people have natural bouyancy and threaten our food/water supply. I would give them a sharpened toothbrush and advise to "go for the eyes" against the sharks. They can let the current carry them to land.

But you have to consider affirmative action. Whitey will have the odds against them and have a lot to prove. I'm like 1/8 portugese so I'm not affected.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #45 on:** October 11, 2011, 06:45:22 PM »

I'm looking out for you! Think who the damn pollacks would choose first!

lennedsay · « **Reply #46 on:** October 11, 2011, 07:15:03 PM »

I'll sacrifice myself. I have two buoys already.

Bildi · « **Reply #47 on:** October 11, 2011, 11:49:18 PM »

Muckhole.

No shark would dare go near him and he'd drag all our asses to the nearest clothing-optional tropical island.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #48 on:** October 12, 2011, 12:08:29 AM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on October 11, 2011, 05:21:36 PM

Quote from: Stringer Bell on October 11, 2011, 04:05:44 PM
Speaking of swimming. Kick off everyone who can't swim.

Wouldn't that just be you, PD and methodis?

methodis is white

Beezy · « **Reply #49 on:** October 12, 2011, 12:47:31 AM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on October 11, 2011, 04:05:44 PM

Speaking of swimming. Kick off everyone who can't swim.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #50 on:** October 12, 2011, 12:54:15 AM »

[youtube=560,345]Uj5urT2VBxo[/youtube]

Diunx · « **Reply #51 on:** October 12, 2011, 01:02:18 AM »

Quote from: Spencer on October 11, 2011, 03:36:11 PM

Real talk: kinda creepy bro

I'm a creepy guy.

cool breeze · « **Reply #52 on:** October 12, 2011, 02:34:49 AM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on October 12, 2011, 12:08:29 AM

Quote from: AWESOM-O on October 11, 2011, 05:21:36 PM
Quote from: Stringer Bell on October 11, 2011, 04:05:44 PM
Speaking of swimming. Kick off everyone who can't swim.

Wouldn't that just be you, PD and methodis?

methodis is white

himuro and PD are black?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #53 on:** October 12, 2011, 02:36:16 AM »

Quote from: Beezy on October 12, 2011, 12:47:31 AM

Quote from: Stringer Bell on October 11, 2011, 04:05:44 PM
Speaking of swimming. Kick off everyone who can't swim.

you are definitely the blackest person on this board

Himu · « **Reply #54 on:** October 12, 2011, 03:28:53 AM »

Quote from: Beezy on October 12, 2011, 12:47:31 AM

Quote from: Stringer Bell on October 11, 2011, 04:05:44 PM
Speaking of swimming. Kick off everyone who can't swim.

ahahahahaha

i knew it

you can't embrace your inner blackness without a breast stroke, son. what happens if you need to pull a carl johnson??

Himu · « **Reply #55 on:** October 12, 2011, 03:46:29 AM »

Methodis?

I'm pretty uh...offended.

Himu · « **Reply #56 on:** October 12, 2011, 03:56:50 AM »

I'm so glad that Oscar gets me.

Himu · « **Reply #57 on:** October 12, 2011, 04:05:02 AM »

Well, that's a pretty bad assessment.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #58 on:** October 12, 2011, 05:43:47 AM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on October 12, 2011, 03:48:49 AM

There's "Black on the outside, black on the inside, blackityblackityblack", like Beezy.

beezy is basically [youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Himu · « **Reply #59 on:** October 12, 2011, 05:51:18 AM »

I'm surprised you even know what CB4 is.

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Author Topic: All EB'ers are stuck on a lifeboat together... (Read 9782 times)