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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Howard Alan Treesong on October 13, 2011, 01:48:12 PM

Title: Who wants to join my class action suit against Chipotle?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on October 13, 2011, 01:48:12 PM: Their Boorito (http://www.chipotle.com/en-US/fan-antics/boorito/boorito.aspx) initiative will not stand.
Title: Re: Who wants to join my class action suit against Chipotle?
Post by: Mupepe on October 13, 2011, 01:48:54 PM: yeah, plus their food tastes like shit
Title: Re: Who wants to join my class action suit against Chipotle?
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 13, 2011, 01:51:53 PM: Freebirds is way better than Chipotle.
Title: Re: Who wants to join my class action suit against Chipotle?
Post by: Himu on October 13, 2011, 01:54:34 PM: Quote from: Mupepe on October 13, 2011, 01:48:54 PM
yeah, plus their food tastes like shit

better alternative than taco bell

I like their burritos.
Title: Re: Who wants to join my class action suit against Chipotle?
Post by: Mupepe on October 13, 2011, 02:02:11 PM: nah. Taco Bell is better than Chipotle. At least Taco Bell has some flavor to it. Chipotle is a culmination of bad memories of going to a white friends house and their parents making "mexican food". Yuck. Cardboard has more flavor than Chipotle.
Title: Re: Who wants to join my class action suit against Chipotle?
Post by: Diunx on October 13, 2011, 02:03:05 PM: Taco Bell > *
Title: Re: Who wants to join my class action suit against Chipotle?
Post by: Mupepe on October 13, 2011, 02:04:05 PM: Quote from: Diunx on October 13, 2011, 02:03:05 PM
Taco Bell > *
High Five
Title: Re: Who wants to join my class action suit against Chipotle?
Post by: Robo on October 13, 2011, 02:07:42 PM: But Taco Bell meat is just shredded cardboard.

Quote from: Mupepe on October 13, 2011, 02:02:11 PM
Cardboard has more flavor than Chipotle.

Oh.
Title: Re: Who wants to join my class action suit against Chipotle?
Post by: Mupepe on October 13, 2011, 02:10:02 PM: Taco Bell meat is at least 33% edible beef!
Title: Re: Who wants to join my class action suit against Chipotle?
Post by: Mupepe on October 13, 2011, 02:13:52 PM: Also if you can't appreciate some Taco Bell Hot Sauce or Baja Sauce you're fucking dead inside

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Title: Re: Who wants to join my class action suit against Chipotle?
Post by: G The Resurrected on October 13, 2011, 02:18:18 PM: Chipotle is so much better than most of the mexican food around here, and I live in california home of the mexicans.

I had some Chipotle last night that was just godly. The rice is my only issue with them though. I want real mexican rice not this lime cilantro bullshit, the chips on the other hand are perfect!

And I'll still go as a warewolf farmer for a 2 buck burrito bowl.
Title: Re: Who wants to join my class action suit against Chipotle?
Post by: Mupepe on October 13, 2011, 02:37:46 PM: You're on crack, G. ON CRACK!

There is nothing Mexican about chipotle.
Title: Re: Who wants to join my class action suit against Chipotle?
Post by: bork on October 13, 2011, 02:38:29 PM: LOL, Taco Bell. Dogfood uses higher quality meat.
Title: Re: Who wants to join my class action suit against Chipotle?
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 13, 2011, 02:47:24 PM: Taco Casa > Freebirds > Taco Bueno > Taco Bell > A burrito filled with dog poop > Chipotle
Title: Re: Who wants to join my class action suit against Chipotle?
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 13, 2011, 02:53:35 PM: More like Shitpotle.

Quote from: lyte edge on October 13, 2011, 02:38:29 PM
LOL, Taco Bell. Dogfood uses higher quality meat.

I only get the chicken at Taco Bell. Their ground beef is pretty gross, but their chicken tacos are okay.
Title: Re: Who wants to join my class action suit against Chipotle?
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 13, 2011, 02:59:05 PM: They both are pretty disgusting, but at least Taco Bell is cheap as hell.
Title: Re: Who wants to join my class action suit against Chipotle?
Post by: Mupepe on October 13, 2011, 03:11:00 PM: Taco bell steak queadillas :drool

I can't believe everyone is acting like they've never fantasized about rubbing baja sauce all over their naked body and letting their lover lick it off.
Title: Re: Who wants to join my class action suit against Chipotle?
Post by: Himu on October 13, 2011, 03:12:06 PM: I can't say Taco Bell is better than Chipotle because Chipotle has big, meaty burritos. I can eat the average Taco Bell burrito in like 3 bites.
Title: Re: Who wants to join my class action suit against Chipotle?
Post by: Himu on October 13, 2011, 03:12:44 PM: Quote from: Mupepe on October 13, 2011, 03:11:00 PM
Taco bell steak queadillas :drool

I can't believe everyone is acting like they've never fantasized about rubbing baja sauce all over their naked body and letting their lover lick it off.

I have a hankering for bad food. I'm going to Taco Bell, what should I order?
Title: Re: Who wants to join my class action suit against Chipotle?
Post by: Mupepe on October 13, 2011, 03:14:17 PM: two bean burritos no onions
one steak quesadilla
1 steak chalupa, no sour cream with baja sauce

mmmm
Title: Re: Who wants to join my class action suit against Chipotle?
Post by: Himu on October 13, 2011, 03:16:54 PM: but i love sour cream
Title: Re: Who wants to join my class action suit against Chipotle?
Post by: Mupepe on October 13, 2011, 03:17:19 PM: Then just make sure to get baja sauce in addition to sour cream
Title: Re: Who wants to join my class action suit against Chipotle?
Post by: Himu on October 13, 2011, 03:18:03 PM: steak quesadillas that good?
Title: Re: Who wants to join my class action suit against Chipotle?
Post by: Mupepe on October 13, 2011, 03:24:14 PM: fuck yeah. delicious
Title: Re: Who wants to join my class action suit against Chipotle?
Post by: Tasty on October 13, 2011, 03:37:04 PM: [youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XNOiZfcNz0&feature=related[/youtube]
Title: Re: Who wants to join my class action suit against Chipotle?
Post by: Akala on October 13, 2011, 03:52:23 PM: Baja sauce = best thing on their menu. Nachos bellgrande w/baja sauce mmmmm
Title: Re: Who wants to join my class action suit against Chipotle?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 13, 2011, 04:01:40 PM: qdoba for the franchise win, hags
Title: Re: Who wants to join my class action suit against Chipotle?
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 13, 2011, 04:06:28 PM: Quote from: Van Cruncheon on October 13, 2011, 04:01:40 PM
qdoba for the franchise win, hags

I'd definitely hit one of those up if the nearest ones weren't 60+ miles away and in weird, off-the-highway locations.
Title: Re: Who wants to join my class action suit against Chipotle?
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 13, 2011, 04:07:57 PM: Quote from: Stringer Bell on October 13, 2011, 03:12:44 PM
I have a hankering for bad food. I'm going to Taco Bell, what should I order?

Chicken Grilled Stuft Borito
Title: Re: Who wants to join my class action suit against Chipotle?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on October 13, 2011, 04:08:07 PM: we don't have Qdoba in California. however we DO have Del Taco. :drool

Del Taco is like evolved Taco Bell - the cravingness of Taco Bell with the quality of, uh, something better than Taco Bell

also, the Double Del is the somehow the best fast food cheeseburger this side of In-n-Out, no joke. c.f. http://www.deltaco.com/index.php?page=12&item_id=63

http://aht.seriouseats.com/images/20090929-deltaco-burger.jpg

Chipotle is the worst thing of all things

ALSO I should let you boritos know that Taco Bell is based in my hometown so I can go to the test kitchen Taco Bell and get SECRET FOOD before it hits anywhere else in the nation!!! u = owned
Title: Re: Who wants to join my class action suit against Chipotle?
Post by: Brehvolution on October 13, 2011, 04:10:31 PM: Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on October 13, 2011, 04:07:57 PM
Quote from: Stringer Bell on October 13, 2011, 03:12:44 PM
I have a hankering for bad food. I'm going to Taco Bell, what should I order?

Chicken Grilled Stuft Borito

2 beef baja gorditas :bow
Title: Re: Who wants to join my class action suit against Chipotle?
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 13, 2011, 04:16:00 PM: Quote from: Van Cruncheon on October 13, 2011, 04:01:40 PM
qdoba for the franchise win, hags

I keep hearing this place is really good. I guess I should try out the one a block away from me.
Title: Re: Who wants to join my class action suit against Chipotle?
Post by: Barry Egan on October 13, 2011, 04:16:47 PM: Quote from: Stringer Bell on October 13, 2011, 03:12:06 PM
I can't say Taco Bell is better than Chipotle because Chipotle has big, meaty burritos. I can eat the average Taco Bell burrito in like 3 bites.

I agree, give me a massive burrito with carnitas and sour cream over taco bell anytime.
Title: Re: Who wants to join my class action suit against Chipotle?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 13, 2011, 04:21:36 PM: Give me your copy of Samba 2000 and I'll join.
Title: Re: Who wants to join my class action suit against Chipotle?
Post by: Robo on October 13, 2011, 04:24:50 PM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 13, 2011, 04:16:00 PM
Quote from: Van Cruncheon on October 13, 2011, 04:01:40 PM
qdoba for the franchise win, hags

I keep hearing this place is really good. I guess I should try out the one a block away from me.

There's one a block away from me too and I've never bothered to go.

There's no U in Qdoba. I take it as an aphorism.
Title: Re: Who wants to join my class action suit against Chipotle?
Post by: Himu on October 13, 2011, 04:35:17 PM: Baha Blast is the best fucking thing about Taco Bell.
Title: Re: Who wants to join my class action suit against Chipotle?
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 13, 2011, 04:37:03 PM: Quote from: Stringer Bell on October 13, 2011, 04:35:17 PM
Baha Blast is the best fucking thing about Taco Bell.

:bow
Title: Re: Who wants to join my class action suit against Chipotle?
Post by: Himu on October 13, 2011, 04:38:47 PM: Best kept secret, man.

It really is the best soda ever.
Title: Re: Who wants to join my class action suit against Chipotle?
Post by: Eel O'Brian on October 13, 2011, 04:41:39 PM: i only eat the chicken stuff at taco bell, although i did try the triple steak burrito one time and it was pretty good

qdoba is pretty good, we also have a moe's here

best place is a local joint called flaming amy's, they have a salsa bar with all kinds of awesome shit on it
Title: Re: Who wants to join my class action suit against Chipotle?
Post by: tiesto on October 13, 2011, 11:07:58 PM: Quote from: Van Cruncheon on October 13, 2011, 04:01:40 PM
qdoba for the franchise win, hags

The one closest to me, in Hicksville, closed as soon as a Chipotle opened across the street. :-\

Here for chain Mexican we have Green Cactus which is really good, beats the piss out of Taco Bell and Chipotle.
Title: Re: Who wants to join my class action suit against Chipotle?
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 13, 2011, 11:21:11 PM: CHEESY GORDITA CRUNCH MOTHERFUKCKKEKEKEKKRRSSSSSSSS
Title: Re: Who wants to join my class action suit against Chipotle?
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on October 13, 2011, 11:38:18 PM: jack in the box tacos = best tacos
Title: Re: Who wants to join my class action suit against Chipotle?
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 13, 2011, 11:41:15 PM: WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Title: Re: Who wants to join my class action suit against Chipotle?
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 14, 2011, 12:14:52 AM: Mmmm...the Jack in the Box Grease Pocket, I mean Taco.
Title: Re: Who wants to join my class action suit against Chipotle?
Post by: G The Resurrected on October 14, 2011, 01:24:36 AM: Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on October 14, 2011, 12:14:52 AM
Mmmm...the Jack in the Box Grease Pocket, I mean Taco.

You mean tofu pocket? Jitbo tacos are made with tofu!
Title: Re: Who wants to join my class action suit against Chipotle?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 14, 2011, 02:34:16 AM: The steak burrito at Taco Bell sucks. So bland :-\

Chalupas :bow
CHEESY GORDITAS :bow

they've got this $5 Box sale where you get a box with like a couple tacos, a gordita, a burrito, and a drink. Fuck yea, that's what I call lunch
Title: Re: Who wants to join my class action suit against Chipotle?
Post by: CrystalGemini on October 14, 2011, 03:27:59 AM: Fuck Chipotle AND Taco Bell. Haven't eaten at either in YEARS. Hole-in-the-wall greasy taqueria ALL THE WAY.
Title: Re: Who wants to join my class action suit against Chipotle?
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 14, 2011, 08:29:27 AM: Quote from: Dr. Feelbad on October 13, 2011, 04:41:39 PM
i only eat the chicken stuff at taco bell, although i did try the triple steak burrito one time and it was pretty good

qdoba is pretty good, we also have a moe's here

best place is a local joint called flaming amy's, they have a salsa bar with all kinds of awesome shit on it

YES

YES

A THOUSAND TIMES YES

Plus the girls that work there are like kryptonite to me- hot, tattooed and bitchy.
Title: Re: Who wants to join my class action suit against Chipotle?
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 16, 2011, 12:47:06 AM: To celebrate the Rangers going to the World Series, I rolled out to Taco Bell and got a chicken flatbread and some Mountain Dew Baja Blast. :rock