Author Topic: Who wants to join my class action suit against Chipotle? (Read 6317 times)

Howard Alan Treesong · « **on:** October 13, 2011, 01:48:12 PM »

Their Boorito initiative will not stand.

Mupepe · « **Reply #1 on:** October 13, 2011, 01:48:54 PM »

yeah, plus their food tastes like shit

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #2 on:** October 13, 2011, 01:51:53 PM »

Freebirds is way better than Chipotle.

Himu · « **Reply #3 on:** October 13, 2011, 01:54:34 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on October 13, 2011, 01:48:54 PM

yeah, plus their food tastes like shit

better alternative than taco bell

I like their burritos.

Mupepe · « **Reply #4 on:** October 13, 2011, 02:02:11 PM »

nah. Taco Bell is better than Chipotle. At least Taco Bell has some flavor to it. Chipotle is a culmination of bad memories of going to a white friends house and their parents making "mexican food". Yuck. Cardboard has more flavor than Chipotle.

Diunx · « **Reply #5 on:** October 13, 2011, 02:03:05 PM »

Taco Bell > *

Mupepe · « **Reply #6 on:** October 13, 2011, 02:04:05 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on October 13, 2011, 02:03:05 PM

Taco Bell > *

High Five

Robo · « **Reply #7 on:** October 13, 2011, 02:07:42 PM »

But Taco Bell meat is just shredded cardboard.

Quote from: Mupepe on October 13, 2011, 02:02:11 PM

Cardboard has more flavor than Chipotle.

Oh.

Mupepe · « **Reply #8 on:** October 13, 2011, 02:10:02 PM »

Taco Bell meat is at least 33% edible beef!

Mupepe · « **Reply #9 on:** October 13, 2011, 02:13:52 PM »

Also if you can't appreciate some Taco Bell Hot Sauce or Baja Sauce you're fucking dead inside

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G The Resurrected · « **Reply #10 on:** October 13, 2011, 02:18:18 PM »

Chipotle is so much better than most of the mexican food around here, and I live in california home of the mexicans.

I had some Chipotle last night that was just godly. The rice is my only issue with them though. I want real mexican rice not this lime cilantro bullshit, the chips on the other hand are perfect!

And I'll still go as a warewolf farmer for a 2 buck burrito bowl.

Mupepe · « **Reply #11 on:** October 13, 2011, 02:37:46 PM »

You're on crack, G. ON CRACK!

There is nothing Mexican about chipotle.

bork · « **Reply #12 on:** October 13, 2011, 02:38:29 PM »

LOL, Taco Bell. Dogfood uses higher quality meat.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #13 on:** October 13, 2011, 02:47:24 PM »

Taco Casa > Freebirds > Taco Bueno > Taco Bell > A burrito filled with dog poop > Chipotle

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #14 on:** October 13, 2011, 02:53:35 PM »

More like Shitpotle.

Quote from: lyte edge on October 13, 2011, 02:38:29 PM

LOL, Taco Bell. Dogfood uses higher quality meat.

I only get the chicken at Taco Bell. Their ground beef is pretty gross, but their chicken tacos are okay.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #15 on:** October 13, 2011, 02:59:05 PM »

They both are pretty disgusting, but at least Taco Bell is cheap as hell.

Mupepe · « **Reply #16 on:** October 13, 2011, 03:11:00 PM »

Taco bell steak queadillas

I can't believe everyone is acting like they've never fantasized about rubbing baja sauce all over their naked body and letting their lover lick it off.

Himu · « **Reply #17 on:** October 13, 2011, 03:12:06 PM »

I can't say Taco Bell is better than Chipotle because Chipotle has big, meaty burritos. I can eat the average Taco Bell burrito in like 3 bites.

Himu · « **Reply #18 on:** October 13, 2011, 03:12:44 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on October 13, 2011, 03:11:00 PM

Taco bell steak queadillas

I can't believe everyone is acting like they've never fantasized about rubbing baja sauce all over their naked body and letting their lover lick it off.

I have a hankering for bad food. I'm going to Taco Bell, what should I order?

Mupepe · « **Reply #19 on:** October 13, 2011, 03:14:17 PM »

two bean burritos no onions
one steak quesadilla
1 steak chalupa, no sour cream with baja sauce

mmmm

Himu · « **Reply #20 on:** October 13, 2011, 03:16:54 PM »

but i love sour cream

Mupepe · « **Reply #21 on:** October 13, 2011, 03:17:19 PM »

Then just make sure to get baja sauce in addition to sour cream

Himu · « **Reply #22 on:** October 13, 2011, 03:18:03 PM »

steak quesadillas that good?

Mupepe · « **Reply #23 on:** October 13, 2011, 03:24:14 PM »

fuck yeah. delicious

Tasty · « **Reply #24 on:** October 13, 2011, 03:37:04 PM »

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Akala · « **Reply #25 on:** October 13, 2011, 03:52:23 PM »

Baja sauce = best thing on their menu. Nachos bellgrande w/baja sauce mmmmm

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #26 on:** October 13, 2011, 04:01:40 PM »

qdoba for the franchise win, hags

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #27 on:** October 13, 2011, 04:06:28 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on October 13, 2011, 04:01:40 PM

qdoba for the franchise win, hags

I'd definitely hit one of those up if the nearest ones weren't 60+ miles away and in weird, off-the-highway locations.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #28 on:** October 13, 2011, 04:07:57 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on October 13, 2011, 03:12:44 PM

I have a hankering for bad food. I'm going to Taco Bell, what should I order?

Chicken Grilled Stuft Borito

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #29 on:** October 13, 2011, 04:08:07 PM »

we don't have Qdoba in California. however we DO have Del Taco.

Del Taco is like evolved Taco Bell - the cravingness of Taco Bell with the quality of, uh, something better than Taco Bell

also, the Double Del is the somehow the best fast food cheeseburger this side of In-n-Out, no joke. c.f. http://www.deltaco.com/index.php?page=12&item_id=63

http://aht.seriouseats.com/images/20090929-deltaco-burger.jpg

Chipotle is the worst thing of all things

ALSO I should let you boritos know that Taco Bell is based in my hometown so I can go to the test kitchen Taco Bell and get SECRET FOOD before it hits anywhere else in the nation!!! u = owned

Brehvolution · « **Reply #30 on:** October 13, 2011, 04:10:31 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on October 13, 2011, 04:07:57 PM

Quote from: Stringer Bell on October 13, 2011, 03:12:44 PM
I have a hankering for bad food. I'm going to Taco Bell, what should I order?

Chicken Grilled Stuft Borito

2 beef baja gorditas

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #31 on:** October 13, 2011, 04:16:00 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on October 13, 2011, 04:01:40 PM

qdoba for the franchise win, hags

I keep hearing this place is really good. I guess I should try out the one a block away from me.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #32 on:** October 13, 2011, 04:16:47 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on October 13, 2011, 03:12:06 PM

I can't say Taco Bell is better than Chipotle because Chipotle has big, meaty burritos. I can eat the average Taco Bell burrito in like 3 bites.

I agree, give me a massive burrito with carnitas and sour cream over taco bell anytime.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #33 on:** October 13, 2011, 04:21:36 PM »

Give me your copy of Samba 2000 and I'll join.

Robo · « **Reply #34 on:** October 13, 2011, 04:24:50 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 13, 2011, 04:16:00 PM

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on October 13, 2011, 04:01:40 PM
qdoba for the franchise win, hags

I keep hearing this place is really good. I guess I should try out the one a block away from me.

There's one a block away from me too and I've never bothered to go.

There's no U in Qdoba. I take it as an aphorism.

Himu · « **Reply #35 on:** October 13, 2011, 04:35:17 PM »

Baha Blast is the best fucking thing about Taco Bell.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #36 on:** October 13, 2011, 04:37:03 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on October 13, 2011, 04:35:17 PM

Baha Blast is the best fucking thing about Taco Bell.

Himu · « **Reply #37 on:** October 13, 2011, 04:38:47 PM »

Best kept secret, man.

It really is the best soda ever.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #38 on:** October 13, 2011, 04:41:39 PM »

i only eat the chicken stuff at taco bell, although i did try the triple steak burrito one time and it was pretty good

qdoba is pretty good, we also have a moe's here

best place is a local joint called flaming amy's, they have a salsa bar with all kinds of awesome shit on it

tiesto · « **Reply #39 on:** October 13, 2011, 11:07:58 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on October 13, 2011, 04:01:40 PM

qdoba for the franchise win, hags

The one closest to me, in Hicksville, closed as soon as a Chipotle opened across the street. $:-\$

Here for chain Mexican we have Green Cactus which is really good, beats the piss out of Taco Bell and Chipotle.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #40 on:** October 13, 2011, 11:21:11 PM »

CHEESY GORDITA CRUNCH MOTHERFUKCKKEKEKEKKRRSSSSSSSS

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #41 on:** October 13, 2011, 11:38:18 PM »

jack in the box tacos = best tacos

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #42 on:** October 13, 2011, 11:41:15 PM »

WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #43 on:** October 14, 2011, 12:14:52 AM »

Mmmm...the Jack in the Box Grease Pocket, I mean Taco.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #44 on:** October 14, 2011, 01:24:36 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on October 14, 2011, 12:14:52 AM

Mmmm...the Jack in the Box Grease Pocket, I mean Taco.

You mean tofu pocket? Jitbo tacos are made with tofu!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #45 on:** October 14, 2011, 02:34:16 AM »

The steak burrito at Taco Bell sucks. So bland $:-\$

Chalupas

CHEESY GORDITAS

they've got this $5 Box sale where you get a box with like a couple tacos, a gordita, a burrito, and a drink. Fuck yea, that's what I call lunch

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #46 on:** October 14, 2011, 03:27:59 AM »

Fuck Chipotle AND Taco Bell. Haven't eaten at either in YEARS. Hole-in-the-wall greasy taqueria ALL THE WAY.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #47 on:** October 14, 2011, 08:29:27 AM »

Quote from: Dr. Feelbad on October 13, 2011, 04:41:39 PM

i only eat the chicken stuff at taco bell, although i did try the triple steak burrito one time and it was pretty good

qdoba is pretty good, we also have a moe's here

best place is a local joint called flaming amy's, they have a salsa bar with all kinds of awesome shit on it

YES

YES

A THOUSAND TIMES YES

Plus the girls that work there are like kryptonite to me- hot, tattooed and bitchy.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #48 on:** October 16, 2011, 12:47:06 AM »

To celebrate the Rangers going to the World Series, I rolled out to Taco Bell and got a chicken flatbread and some Mountain Dew Baja Blast.

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Author Topic: Who wants to join my class action suit against Chipotle? (Read 6317 times)