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Title: If I get raped and murdered this is my last testament and will
Post by: Bebpo on October 26, 2011, 09:57:09 PM: I asked gaf where the best bars/clubs in Chicago were. A random poster I didn't know gave me a list of several. I took a cab outside downtown where I'm staying into some unknown neighborhood where the first one listed is. Turns out it's a concert venue / bar and on show nights (tonight) it opens at 10. It's just below 9 so I went to a random sports bar on the street where they are showing tennis and I'm sort of overdressed for this area. At 10 I plan to transition over and see how it goes for an hour or so.

If this ends badly, I give all my game systems to magus so he can stop bootlegging and enjoy my backlog.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 26, 2011, 10:06:38 PM: Quote from: Bebpo on October 26, 2011, 09:57:09 PM
I asked gaf where the best bars/clubs in Chicago were. A random poster I didn't know gave me a list of several. I took a cab outside downtown where I'm staying into some unknown neighborhood where the first one listed is. Turns out it's a concert venue / bar and on show nights (tonight) it opens at 10. It's just below 9 so I went to a random sports bar on the street where they are showing tennis and I'm sort of overdressed for this area. At 10 I plan to transition over and see how it goes for an hour or so.

If this ends badly, I give all my game systems to magus so he can stop bootlegging and enjoy my backlog.

What's the name of the venue?

Oh, if you do die, I'll just keep Vesperia PS3. ;)

Have fun tonight!
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Post by: Bebpo on October 26, 2011, 10:11:13 PM: It's called the metro/smartbar. Metro is the venue, smartbar is the bar.

As an aside why do bartenders never talk to me. Isn't that their job? I sit at the bar counter and the male/female bartender never makes small talk with me. Not that I really want to talk to them, but I appreciate the nicety.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on October 26, 2011, 10:11:38 PM: WTF kind of lawyer are you, it's last WILL and testament sheesh
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 26, 2011, 10:13:03 PM: Quote from: Bebpo on October 26, 2011, 10:11:13 PM
It's called the metro/smartbar. Metro is the venue, smartbar is the bar.

As an aside why do bartenders never talk to me. Isn't that their job? I sit at the bar counter and the male/female bartender never makes small talk with me. Not that I really want to talk to them, but I appreciate the nicety.

The Metro is fucking awesome. That's where I saw the Pumpkins final show ever back in December 2000.

Yes, final show ever. That reunion... thing, it's not the same band.
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Post by: drew on October 26, 2011, 10:14:37 PM: don't worry nobody in chicago is allowed to own handguns so you're safe

oh wait

(http://www.houstoncriminaldefenseattorney.co/library/images/stock-images/crime/gang-member-gun.jpg)

:-\
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Post by: Bebpo on October 26, 2011, 10:19:40 PM: Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on October 26, 2011, 10:11:38 PM
WTF kind of lawyer are you, it's last WILL and testament sheesh

A buzzed one =P
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Post by: Bebpo on October 26, 2011, 10:56:15 PM: Man, how do you post-30s guys stay up so late? I'm about to fall asleep and the bar hasn't even opened! Anything after 10/11pm is difficult for me these days. I get tired :(

I need to work out more, eat healthier to get more energy at nights.
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Post by: The Sceneman on October 26, 2011, 10:59:53 PM: try coffee, red bull, or drugs
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on October 26, 2011, 11:06:30 PM: The whole "getting older" thing hasn't really kicked in for me yet in that sense, I guess (I'm about 29.37). I mean I look uglier in the mirror these days, but I'm as mercurial and hyperactive as ever. I felt tired a lot more when I was a teenager, actually.
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Post by: Bebpo on October 26, 2011, 11:16:28 PM: I'm in the smartbar now. Pretty nice, two bars and a dance floor + dj

I am the only one here since it just opened. There were a whole bunch of kiddies on the street since a Thrice show just got out, but dunno who will enter the bar. It is a Wednesday night. If I'm the only person in this bar in an hour I'm getting out of here.
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Post by: Akala on October 26, 2011, 11:37:54 PM: see if they have pinnacle cotton candy vodka. if so, mix 30% that, 30% non-shitty vodka, and the rest red bull. if they don't, just red bull and vodka. nothing bad ever comes from drinking that all night.
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Post by: Bebpo on October 27, 2011, 12:16:20 AM: An hour later and there are two guys with their gfs and that's it. There were two girls earlier but they looked kind of slutty so I didn't talk to them. I did talk to the female bartender who told me this isn't where I should be and gave me lots of recommendations of bars for tonight and tomorrow night, but I'm so fucking tired already I don't see myself going anywhere else tonight.

Hmm...two girls just showed up but they're friends/gfs of the djs and probably off-limits. One gave me a look and the other was like "we're not sitting near him and they say far away".
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Post by: CajoleJuice on October 27, 2011, 12:29:37 AM: This is so depressing.
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Post by: Robo on October 27, 2011, 12:30:32 AM: Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on October 26, 2011, 11:06:30 PM
The whole "getting older" thing hasn't really kicked in for me yet in that sense, I guess (I'm about 29.37). I mean I look uglier in the mirror these days, but I'm as mercurial and hyperactive as ever. I felt tired a lot more when I was a teenager, actually.

Same here. I find my friends complaining of getting weary pretty disheartening; I am growing young alone. :(
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Post by: demi on October 27, 2011, 12:32:44 AM: You're in Chicago? I just found this bangin club you can hit up

http://i40.tinypic.com/9tdd2v.jpg
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Post by: T234 on October 27, 2011, 12:45:51 AM: Quote from: Akala on October 26, 2011, 11:37:54 PM
see if they have pinnacle cotton candy vodka. if so, mix 30% that, 30% non-shitty vodka, and the rest red bull. if they don't, just red bull and vodka. nothing bad ever comes from drinking that all night.

The last non-boxing match related fight I got in was caused by pinnacle. That skinny asshole did NOT know what he was getting himself into.

He was all like "Do you know who I'm related to?"

I was just like "Yeah, a bunch of whores and bitch-ass thieves (true statement)."

He took a swing at me and missed and ended up getting Machida-Kneed repeatedly in the face for his troubles.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 27, 2011, 12:49:58 AM: Quote from: Bebpo on October 27, 2011, 12:16:20 AM
There were two girls earlier but they looked kind of slutty so I didn't talk to them.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on October 27, 2011, 12:55:37 AM: What on earth is the point in going to a bar on the wrong side of town if not to talk to slutty-looking girls, I ask you
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Post by: Bebpo on October 27, 2011, 12:59:43 AM: So I got referred to the best whiskey bar in all of the USA by the bartender. She even gave me a free coke! I went to said bar and everyone knew previous bartender and is being real nice to me. Drinking crazy whiskey drinks. Place is packed, lots of hot girls but can't tell who is with a guy and who is "available".
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 27, 2011, 01:04:00 AM: No but he did mace some slutty looking girls while screaming "Not again! I won't let you hurt me!", so it was a close thing.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 27, 2011, 01:04:08 AM: There still time for rapeage.
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Post by: Bebpo on October 27, 2011, 01:05:44 AM: One problem is that despite 2 glasses of wine, 2 beers, 1 whiskey, I still have standards as to who I wOuld hit on and yh only girls above such standards are with guys.
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Post by: CajoleJuice on October 27, 2011, 01:08:39 AM: This is still so depressing.
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Post by: Bebpo on October 27, 2011, 01:08:53 AM: Ok, this whiskey is fucking strong. Danger signs flashing.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 27, 2011, 01:10:56 AM: Danger, danger, the time of fat naked chicks approaches.
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Post by: Bebpo on October 27, 2011, 01:15:35 AM: Io think a girl is making signals at me, can't tell. I hate being the male who has to make first cPnyact.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 27, 2011, 01:18:33 AM: Quote from: Bebpo on October 27, 2011, 01:15:35 AM
Io think a girl is making signals at me, can't tell. I hate being the male who has to make first cPnyact.

Smile at her. If she smiles back, go up and talk to her. If she doesn't, go up and talk to her. It's not like you're going to constantly run into her or anything, seeing how you don't live there.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on October 27, 2011, 01:19:33 AM: I think cPnyact a venereal disease. Sounds like he's already been raped by her. :(
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Post by: Bebpo on October 27, 2011, 01:20:39 AM: People are singing dancing oh LE golly this is a fine night that sure it be here in this alley I say.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 27, 2011, 01:20:52 AM: Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on October 27, 2011, 01:19:33 AM
I think cPnyact a venereal disease. Sounds like he's already been raped by her. :(

ya cPnyact is definitely what Himu has.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 27, 2011, 01:21:42 AM: Damn Bepbo, if I knew you were visiting Chi Town I could have set you up on a blind date with my cousin. She has a masters degree
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 27, 2011, 01:21:48 AM: Quote from: Bebpo on October 27, 2011, 01:20:39 AM
People are singing dancing oh LE golly this is a fine night that sure it be here in this alley I say.

Turn off your phone, go talk to chick and then go bang chick. We'll see you in the morning!
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Post by: Bebpo on October 27, 2011, 01:30:24 AM: How is it that I am this fucking drunk and still don't have the balls to go up to a group of women and say hi?

Time to diagnose me as social anxiety I thInk

Still , with all the cute chicks and the funny guys I had a good night. I should go to local dive bars more often.
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Post by: CajoleJuice on October 27, 2011, 01:36:35 AM: please stop making these threads

and i mean this for your own good
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Post by: Bebpo on October 27, 2011, 01:48:12 AM: I am going to do my first approach in my entire fucking life but I'm balls frightened. 3 girls, 1 bf in the middle, how do I even approach this without getting a fist in face?
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Post by: Bebpo on October 27, 2011, 01:49:42 AM: Ok, there's actually another guy sitting next to girl I was going to approach AND bartender is talking to her. Nevermind, first approach is not tonight.
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Post by: CajoleJuice on October 27, 2011, 01:51:29 AM: (http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/gifs/metsfanpissed.gif)
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 27, 2011, 02:16:32 AM: why are you acting like this is some complex spy mission.

THIS WILL NOT HAPPEN to you if you talk to those girls
[youtube=560,345]sd_I5ez3jwg[/youtube]
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Post by: Bebpo on October 27, 2011, 03:20:29 AM: Back in my hotel, cab driver dropped me on the side that was locked so had to walk around it.

Didn't talk to anyone besides 2 female bartenders and 1 male one. Can't tell if they liked me because I said hi and talked to them or if because I was a paying customer. There weren't any girls into me whn I left. I looked for glances on my way out.

See I kNOW people aren't making fun of me in the photo thread. I look GOOD. I dress well, I take care of myself well, I am super friendly and nice. I treat a woman well, and I have an ok career and like to travel and take photos. I KNOW that I can have any woman I want. If I want I could sleep with 100 zoey des-name-you-can't-spell. However I KNOW to do this I need to overcome my social anxieties and learn to talk to women. I'm 30 for Christ sake, I could die of cancer any year. I need to get over this and say hello. the last time I said a word to a female who wasnt working was 12 years ago[\b] and she became my first girlfriend because of it. But it's been so long and I've become so afraid of talking to women, I just don't know.

I talked to mr. Gundam saying maybe I need to spend 3k at a bootcamp for pick up artist because that is how socially inept I am at just saying hi to a female. With a guy, like tonight, I can be like "I overheard your conversation what beer are you drinking? And strike friends. Guys love me. But I just cannot speak to a woman. I am deathly afraid. I dress well and keep hoping women will approach me[\b] if I put myself out there but They never do.

Honestly, all this traveling has made up my mind: I'm perfectly happy to spend the next decade fucking models and beautiful women, but really I'd be happy to meet someone right, get married, have kids, and start a family. I LOVE kids. I always smile at them. I want my own. But I'm deathly afraid of the female species. Oh, how I wish I was female and could just make myself look Nice and a cute guy will approach me and say hi.

But I'm male so I better overcome this hurdle and say hi to women before its too late. Unlike MAF, who I love and adore as a great brother, I am the opposite of asexual, I love women[\b]; I love how they look, how they taste, how their lower region smells and tastes in the smeltering summer. I love their smiles, their eyes, the way they don't smell like guys after an all night card game fiesta. Their skin make me melt like glaciers in global warming. I want to find a girl, say HI and then love, love, love, for eternity. I want the sunrise to go on forever, the sunrise to never end. I want true love.

Yeah I'm drunk; hahaha. But drinking makes me honest, and while I know I'm good looking and could have girls girls girls, I just want one and to treat her well and have an old-fashioned good time as lovers, loving love (cue the aquabats).

/end this mon this drunken Bebpo confession where he says the same things he always says.

One day I belive I will fall in love and get married and then I will give free round trip tickets because I want ally EBRos to be there at my wedding. It will be the ultimate evilbore meet up. And duckroll will be there, he's commited to being my best man. It will be a glorious grand gathering. It's sort of embarrassing but ive been looking forward to it for many years. To share cake with spencer, and Demi, and linkzg, and Duckroll all at tr same time with a wife at my side who I love and who loves me as well. It will be the best day in my entire life and I cannot wait for it, but first I need to say "hi, my eyes were a little out of focus because this side of the room was radiating with so much gorgeous light"

And I still can't do it yet :/

I thought turning 30 would give me the magic confidence to deliver those lines to strangers, but however, not yet, not yet.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on October 27, 2011, 03:22:05 AM: Honestly, I'm not so sure you're a dude, you seem to be lacking cajones
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Post by: Bebpo on October 27, 2011, 03:28:32 AM: I am effeminate, what is the problem? Some girls like metrosexual men.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on October 27, 2011, 03:35:14 AM: Quote from: Bebpo on October 27, 2011, 03:28:32 AM
I am effeminate, what is the problem? Some girls like metrosexual men.

Oh yeah, how's that working out for you? I don't care if you're metrosexual, but your constant need to fail and inflict tales of your failure on others is tiresome.

Yes, you have trouble talking to women. Yes, you appear to otherwise be a successful and appealing dude, minus the whole anime weeaboo fetish thing. No, we don't need to be reminded of it all the fucking time. Go spend some of your money on therapy and then give us an update when something fucking positive happens to you, for fucks sakes.
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 27, 2011, 03:35:57 AM: Wtf man.

Fucking 2 page thread and you didnt even TALK to a girl.

Btw I don't think you need therapy like my man above says, just stop trying to be someone you are not. Be yourself. You're not the type of guy who chats up girls and you'll never be if you're 30. That ship has sailed.
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Post by: Trent Dole on October 27, 2011, 03:36:54 AM: Grow some balls, bitch. ::)
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Post by: Bebpo on October 27, 2011, 03:40:42 AM: Quote from: Premium Lager on October 27, 2011, 03:35:57 AM
Wtf man.

Fucking 2 page thread and you didnt even TALK to a girl.

Baby steps.

Would help if I had a wingman and wasn't always left to do things on my own.

And creepy man, public discussion helps. I don't need therapy as much as I just need some advice from my trusted friends on this forum.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on October 27, 2011, 03:43:52 AM: I'm pretty sure that's not the case, because every fucking time this comes up you get the same (pretty good, I might add) advice.

Don't go to bars or clubs. They're not your scene. You're not going to magically make yourself into Player Dude. Find some fucking hobbies you can explore and meet people that way. You'll make friends, go out and do things with them and GASP! maybe even click with one and have a relationship with she/he/it. That's kind of, you know, how social interaction fucking works.

...that is assuming you can figure out shit to do other than watch fucking fruity fucking anime. For fucks fucking sakes, man.
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 27, 2011, 03:45:12 AM: Having a wingman doesn't even help that much, as girls will know you're up to something. When you're out alone it's legit to start a conversation.

That's what I'm saying, be yourself, don't try to mend yourself into someone else.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on October 27, 2011, 03:50:20 AM: Lager, seriously. He's after attention/affirmation that yes gosh he really is a good guy! Don't give it to him. Kick him in the nads instead, if he's got any.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 27, 2011, 03:59:02 AM: Ok Bepbo, here we go. Yes it's hard to start conversations with girls. You can worry yourself to death thinking of all the ways it could go wrong, what if they mistake your smile for something creepy, etc. Many guys do that, including me.

In your situation, I'd say the best place to start would be something familiar. You work with some females in the office, right? No, I'm not saying you need to ask that black chick out. But trust me, talking to women on a daily basis will make them not feel like some foreign entity that will rip your face off. Start some trivial conversations with them, make comments, etc. Just start a dialogue.

It sounds like a bar is too intimidating for you right now; that's not a criticism, just an observation. How about you start a conversation at a grocery store, or at Blockbuster? Or with the teller at your bank, or get a female barber and talk to her. This isn't about trying to bang chicks, it's about getting comfortable talking to women you don't know. Then you move on.

I used to talk to a school librarian almost every day. She was hot as hell and I'd constantly borrow books/movies just to talk to her. This is a girl I would have never dared walk up to on the street, but at the library I had a certain swagger about me, as I was typically one of the more attractive people there. Or well, I at least knew she wouldn't think I was a creep. Fuck it, the point is I talked to her, made her laugh, etc. It doesn't hurt to try.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on October 27, 2011, 04:02:21 AM: Jesus Christ it pains me to say this, but everything Maurice just said is good advice.
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Post by: demi on October 27, 2011, 07:50:59 AM: Quote
One day I belive I will fall in love and get married and then I will give free round trip tickets because I want ally EBRos to be there at my wedding. It will be the ultimate evilbore meet up. And duckroll will be there, he's commited to being my best man. It will be a glorious grand gathering. It's sort of embarrassing but ive been looking forward to it for many years. To share cake with spencer, and Demi, and linkzg, and Duckroll all at tr same time with a wife at my side who I love and who loves me as well. It will be the best day in my entire life and I cannot wait for it, but first I need to say "hi, my eyes were a little out of focus because this side of the room was radiating with so much gorgeous light"

:rofl I can't fit this in the news feed!
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Post by: Reb on October 27, 2011, 08:46:07 AM: first I need to say "hi, my eyes were a little out of focus because this side of the room was radiating with so much gorgeous light"
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Post by: Reb on October 27, 2011, 08:46:54 AM: ive been looking forward to it for many years. To share cake with spencer, and Demi, and linkzg, and Duckroll
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Post by: Brehvolution on October 27, 2011, 08:54:28 AM: I'm sure everyone has got drunk and bared their soul on a forum at some point.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I know I have. :fbm
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Post by: tiesto on October 27, 2011, 09:15:47 AM: Quote from: Bebpo on October 27, 2011, 01:48:12 AM
I am going to do my first approach in my entire fucking life but I'm balls frightened. 3 girls, 1 bf in the middle, how do I even approach this without getting a fist in face?

Make small talk with the dude, try to entertain the whole party - you have the advantage of being an out-of-towner, that already makes you a bit more interesting than the typical townie. Hell, even ask the people about cool hangout spots, restaurants, etc. That's what I'd do... Then talk up the girls, isolate when you find one who seems to be taking more of an interest to what you say. It's tough but definitely doable.

Oh and forget wingmen, I found that 90% of the phone numbers I got were when I was on my own (although with friends present).
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Post by: fomalhaut on October 27, 2011, 10:37:54 AM: man i feel bad for you OP, it seems you have some serious issues that you just need to push out
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Post by: Mupepe on October 27, 2011, 10:55:00 AM: :lol :lol this thread

I love Bebpo :heart
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Post by: Great Rumbler on October 27, 2011, 11:01:52 AM: Hit up the local university's anime club, Bebpo, bound to be plenty of desperate chicks there.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on October 27, 2011, 12:37:56 PM: (http://pinstripebindi.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/i-said-what.jpg)
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Post by: MrAngryFace on October 27, 2011, 01:02:45 PM: Its like the relationship thread is an oil tanker that has run aground and begun spilling its contents into the rest of the forum!
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Post by: demi on October 27, 2011, 02:14:11 PM: Quote from: AWESOM-O on October 27, 2011, 12:58:56 PM
Quote from: Great Rumbler on October 27, 2011, 11:01:52 AM
Hit up the local university's anime club, Bebpo, bound to be plenty of desperate chicks there.

They'll all be fat though.

There are lots of girls with nerdlinger hobbies, but they're invariably fat.

Have you seen some vids? They know how to bang... go for it Bebpo.
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 27, 2011, 02:24:46 PM: Nice summary borys :lol
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 27, 2011, 02:29:02 PM: It's funny. When I got married, I found it much easier to talk to random women. Probably because there is no expectation other than just being friendly.
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Post by: demi on October 27, 2011, 02:51:30 PM: They're just jelly of the mad sex you were getting.
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Post by: Diunx on October 27, 2011, 03:44:09 PM: Quote from: demi on October 27, 2011, 02:14:11 PM
Quote from: AWESOM-O on October 27, 2011, 12:58:56 PM
Quote from: Great Rumbler on October 27, 2011, 11:01:52 AM
Hit up the local university's anime club, Bebpo, bound to be plenty of desperate chicks there.

They'll all be fat though.

There are lots of girls with nerdlinger hobbies, but they're invariably fat.

Have you seen some vids? They know how to bang... go for it Bebpo.

Yep, everyone must get it on with a fattie at least once in their life, go for it bebs make some fat bitch beg for your Jewish(?) cock in Japanese.
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Post by: tiesto on October 27, 2011, 05:08:27 PM: Quote from: Diunx on October 27, 2011, 03:44:09 PM
Quote from: demi on October 27, 2011, 02:14:11 PM
Quote from: AWESOM-O on October 27, 2011, 12:58:56 PM
Quote from: Great Rumbler on October 27, 2011, 11:01:52 AM
Hit up the local university's anime club, Bebpo, bound to be plenty of desperate chicks there.

They'll all be fat though.

There are lots of girls with nerdlinger hobbies, but they're invariably fat.

Have you seen some vids? They know how to bang... go for it Bebpo.

Yep, everyone must get it on with a fattie at least once in their life, go for it bebs make some fat bitch beg for your Jewish(?) cock in Japanese.

Definitely... just don't become like me and make it a habit. :-[
Title: Re: If I get raped and murdered this is my last testament and will
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 27, 2011, 05:08:56 PM: Quote from: demi on October 27, 2011, 02:51:30 PM
They're just jelly of the mad sex you were getting.

Yep.
Title: Re: If I get raped and murdered this is my last testament and will
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 27, 2011, 05:28:19 PM: Quote from: Spencer on October 27, 2011, 05:13:26 PM
So... It wasn't Gundam right? :lol cat ears, pegging

:lol
Title: Re: If I get raped and murdered this is my last testament and will
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 27, 2011, 05:32:25 PM: this thread is worthless without pics
Title: Re: If I get raped and murdered this is my last testament and will
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 27, 2011, 05:34:39 PM: Quote from: Diunx on October 27, 2011, 03:44:09 PM
Quote from: demi on October 27, 2011, 02:14:11 PM
Quote from: AWESOM-O on October 27, 2011, 12:58:56 PM
Quote from: Great Rumbler on October 27, 2011, 11:01:52 AM
Hit up the local university's anime club, Bebpo, bound to be plenty of desperate chicks there.

They'll all be fat though.

There are lots of girls with nerdlinger hobbies, but they're invariably fat.

Have you seen some vids? They know how to bang... go for it Bebpo.

Yep, everyone must get it on with a fattie at least once in their life, go for it bebs make some fat bitch beg for your Jewish(?) cock in Japanese.

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Oh Bebpo-sama, give me your cocku-kun! ~uguu~"
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Title: Re: If I get raped and murdered this is my last testament and will
Post by: demi on October 27, 2011, 05:37:36 PM: Like you wouldn't Joe.
Title: Re: If I get raped and murdered this is my last testament and will
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 27, 2011, 05:50:10 PM: I'd slap her thigh and ride the wave in.
Title: Re: If I get raped and murdered this is my last testament and will
Post by: demi on October 27, 2011, 05:52:22 PM: That's my big man