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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Cerveza mas fina on November 09, 2011, 06:04:49 AM

Title: If I'm a ghost...
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on November 09, 2011, 06:04:49 AM
Why do I need to find keys for doors?

Wtf am I translating here?

These games I tell ya!

 :dizzy :dizzy :dizzy
Title: Re: If I'm a ghost...
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 09, 2011, 10:28:39 AM
wat
Title: Re: If I'm a ghost...
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on November 09, 2011, 10:37:15 AM
Imagine you're playing a video game and you are ghost in the game, but you need to find fucking keys to open up doors and advance in this mansion.

This game is distinguished mentally-challenged.
Title: Re: If I'm a ghost...
Post by: Crushed on November 09, 2011, 11:48:43 AM
maybe they're cursed doors, or holy doors, or the doors go at crooked angles and you are ghost-confused by this
Title: Re: If I'm a ghost...
Post by: Robo on November 09, 2011, 12:01:59 PM
Obviously the mansion is haunted if your ghost-self is creepin' around inside it, so anything goes as far as doors are concerned.
Title: Re: If I'm a ghost...
Post by: magus on November 09, 2011, 12:10:27 PM
maybe the fact that ghost can go trough walls is just an urban legend... i mean have you ever seen one doing so?
Title: Re: If I'm a ghost...
Post by: fistfulofmetal on November 09, 2011, 12:28:31 PM
video games
Title: Re: If I'm a ghost...
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 09, 2011, 12:32:04 PM
maybe it's a ghost house and the ghost doors need ghost keys, DUH

:polandcry
Title: Re: If I'm a ghost...
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on November 09, 2011, 12:55:38 PM
Aaaaaaaa  :lol
Title: Re: If I'm a ghost...
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 09, 2011, 01:04:58 PM
Imagine you're playing a video game and you are ghost in the game, but you need to find fucking keys to open up doors and advance in this mansion.

This game is distinguished mentally-challenged.

(http://i.imgur.com/IZcFb.gif)
Title: Re: If I'm a ghost...
Post by: Diunx on November 09, 2011, 01:42:10 PM
Maybe the doors are warded against whatever magic is keeping  the ghost on this plane and he needs to open them using regular human methods.
Title: Re: If I'm a ghost...
Post by: Positive Touch on November 09, 2011, 03:59:05 PM
maybe he figures players will enjoy searching empty rooms for randomly-placed keys to progress
Title: Re: If I'm a ghost...
Post by: Eel O'Brian on November 09, 2011, 04:12:07 PM
Imagine you're playing a video game and you are ghost in the game, but you need to find fucking keys to open up doors and advance in this mansion.

This game is distinguished mentally-challenged.

(http://i.imgur.com/IZcFb.gif)

:lol

every time
Title: Re: If I'm a ghost...
Post by: Eel O'Brian on November 09, 2011, 04:13:22 PM
maybe being cursed for all eternity to find keys to doors he could easily pass through is his own personal hell for being such a shitty person while he was alive
Title: Re: If I'm a ghost...
Post by: Robo on November 09, 2011, 04:27:26 PM
maybe being cursed for all eternity to find keys to doors he could easily pass through is his own personal hell for being such a shitty person while he was alive

(http://i.imgur.com/UnEkE.gif)
Title: Re: If I'm a ghost...
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 09, 2011, 04:27:52 PM
maybe it's a a sex metaphor


designed to trick polacks
Title: Re: If I'm a ghost...
Post by: Barry Egan on November 09, 2011, 05:41:59 PM
Because the twist at the end of the games narrative is that you were really not in fact a ghost.
Title: Re: If I'm a ghost...
Post by: Shaka Khan on November 09, 2011, 05:47:46 PM
*Gasp*

"He we alive the whole time..."

shamalamadingdong.gif
Title: Re: If I'm a ghost...
Post by: Tasty on November 09, 2011, 06:02:46 PM
Ghost in GITS terms, right?
Title: Re: If I'm a ghost...
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on November 10, 2011, 03:43:23 AM
Actually the ghost has to hack security systems.

Almost done though :rock
Title: Re: If I'm a ghost...
Post by: Diunx on November 10, 2011, 07:42:39 AM
Sounds like a hit wii game.