Author Topic: If I'm a ghost... (Read 1028 times)

Cerveza mas fina · « **on:** November 09, 2011, 06:04:49 AM »

Why do I need to find keys for doors?

Wtf am I translating here?

These games I tell ya!

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #1 on:** November 09, 2011, 10:28:39 AM »

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #2 on:** November 09, 2011, 10:37:15 AM »

Imagine you're playing a video game and you are ghost in the game, but you need to find fucking keys to open up doors and advance in this mansion.

This game is distinguished mentally-challenged.

Crushed · « **Reply #3 on:** November 09, 2011, 11:48:43 AM »

maybe they're cursed doors, or holy doors, or the doors go at crooked angles and you are ghost-confused by this

Robo · « **Reply #4 on:** November 09, 2011, 12:01:59 PM »

Obviously the mansion is haunted if your ghost-self is creepin' around inside it, so anything goes as far as doors are concerned.

magus · « **Reply #5 on:** November 09, 2011, 12:10:27 PM »

maybe the fact that ghost can go trough walls is just an urban legend... i mean have you ever seen one doing so?

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #6 on:** November 09, 2011, 12:28:31 PM »

video games

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #7 on:** November 09, 2011, 12:32:04 PM »

maybe it's a ghost house and the ghost doors need ghost keys, DUH

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #8 on:** November 09, 2011, 12:55:38 PM »

Aaaaaaaa

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #9 on:** November 09, 2011, 01:04:58 PM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on November 09, 2011, 10:37:15 AM

Imagine you're playing a video game and you are ghost in the game, but you need to find fucking keys to open up doors and advance in this mansion.

This game is distinguished mentally-challenged.

Diunx · « **Reply #10 on:** November 09, 2011, 01:42:10 PM »

Maybe the doors are warded against whatever magic is keeping the ghost on this plane and he needs to open them using regular human methods.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #11 on:** November 09, 2011, 03:59:05 PM »

maybe he figures players will enjoy searching empty rooms for randomly-placed keys to progress

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #12 on:** November 09, 2011, 04:12:07 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on November 09, 2011, 01:04:58 PM

Quote from: Premium Lager on November 09, 2011, 10:37:15 AM
Imagine you're playing a video game and you are ghost in the game, but you need to find fucking keys to open up doors and advance in this mansion.

This game is distinguished mentally-challenged.

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every time

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #13 on:** November 09, 2011, 04:13:22 PM »

maybe being cursed for all eternity to find keys to doors he could easily pass through is his own personal hell for being such a shitty person while he was alive

Robo · « **Reply #14 on:** November 09, 2011, 04:27:26 PM »

Quote from: Dr. Feelbad on November 09, 2011, 04:13:22 PM

maybe being cursed for all eternity to find keys to doors he could easily pass through is his own personal hell for being such a shitty person while he was alive

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #15 on:** November 09, 2011, 04:27:52 PM »

maybe it's a a sex metaphor

designed to trick polacks

Barry Egan · « **Reply #16 on:** November 09, 2011, 05:41:59 PM »

Because the twist at the end of the games narrative is that you were really not in fact a ghost.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #17 on:** November 09, 2011, 05:47:46 PM »

*Gasp*

"He we alive the whole time..."

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Tasty · « **Reply #18 on:** November 09, 2011, 06:02:46 PM »

Ghost in GITS terms, right?

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #19 on:** November 10, 2011, 03:43:23 AM »

Actually the ghost has to hack security systems.

Almost done though

Diunx · « **Reply #20 on:** November 10, 2011, 07:42:39 AM »

Sounds like a hit wii game.

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Author Topic: If I'm a ghost... (Read 1028 times)