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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: BlackMage on December 08, 2011, 12:40:01 AM

Title: Type while you masturbate thread
Post by: BlackMage on December 08, 2011, 12:40:01 AM

So how's life guys? Going perty good.. for the moment.

Title: Re: Type while you masturbate thread
Post by: Positive Touch on December 08, 2011, 01:40:33 AM

you typed that with both hands you liar

Title: Re: Type while you masturbate thread
Post by: Gospel on December 08, 2011, 01:55:36 AM

ioyfloyhiyfvikvihy;

Title: Re: Type while you masturbate thread
Post by: Robo on December 08, 2011, 02:09:57 AM

Quote from: Gospel on December 08, 2011, 01:55:36 AM

ioyfloyhiyfvikvihy;

I don't think he meant with the same hand.

Title: Re: Type while you masturbate thread
Post by: Gospel on December 08, 2011, 02:45:17 AM

Quote from: Robo on December 08, 2011, 02:09:57 AM

Quote from: Gospel on December 08, 2011, 01:55:36 AM

ioyfloyhiyfvikvihy;

I don't think he meant with the same hand.

I didn't type that at all, i just have heavy semen. messes with the keyboard sometimes.

Title: Re: Type while you masturbate thread
Post by: Momo on December 08, 2011, 03:44:32 AM

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on December 08, 2011, 02:11:50 AM

i think 3/4ths of my posts on this board have been done while masturbating

what, you thought i avoided caps because of some odd affectation?

You had to use shift to get the "?" im on to you sir.

Title: Re: Type while you masturbate thread
Post by: Fifstar on December 08, 2011, 04:00:00 AM

Too late for now  >:(

Title: Re: Type while you masturbate thread
Post by: Bildi on December 08, 2011, 05:57:10 PM

Finally a reward for using my left hand all these years, leaving my more dexterous right hand free.

Check my perfect typing bitches.

Title: Re: Type while you masturbate thread
Post by: Don Flamenco on December 08, 2011, 05:58:45 PM

Quote from: Positive Touch on December 08, 2011, 01:40:33 AM

you typed that with both hands you liar

pinky finger shifting is high-level masturbation typing

Title: Re: Type while you masturbate thread
Post by: demi on December 08, 2011, 06:43:38 PM

I dont post while tugging, but I do browse and make the occasional post with my post-coital meathog sitting here.

Title: Re: Type while you masturbate thread
Post by: OptimoPeach on December 08, 2011, 06:55:14 PM

Quote from: Bildi on December 08, 2011, 05:57:10 PM

Finally a reward for using my left hand all these years, leaving my more dexterous right hand free.

Check my perfect typing bitches.

:bow I forced myself to learn how to yank it lefty when I was just a wee lad so I could move the mouse without ruining my rhythm

Title: Re: Type while you masturbate thread
Post by: BlackMage on December 08, 2011, 07:28:45 PM

if yo dick ain't in yo hand get the fuck ourt of my thread!!!

Title: Re: Type while you masturbate thread
Post by: Smooth Groove on December 08, 2011, 07:42:09 PM

Typing and masturbating simultaneously ain't shit.  Apparently Cormacaroni can watch adult entertainment on his Ipad while jerking it at the same time. 

Title: Re: Type while you masturbate thread
Post by: Diunx on December 09, 2011, 01:19:28 PM

I'm caressing my chubby right now but have no plans to take it farther than that today.

Title: Re: Type while you masturbate thread
Post by: demi on December 09, 2011, 01:20:11 PM

That's disgusting.