Type while you masturbate thread

[BlackMage]

So how's life guys? Going perty good.. for the moment.

[Positive Touch]

you typed that with both hands you liar

[Gospel]

ioyfloyhiyfvikvihy;

[Robo]

ioyfloyhiyfvikvihy;

I don't think he meant with the same hand.

[Gospel]

ioyfloyhiyfvikvihy;

I don't think he meant with the same hand.

I didn't type that at all, i just have heavy semen. messes with the keyboard sometimes.

[Momo]

i think 3/4ths of my posts on this board have been done while masturbating

what, you thought i avoided caps because of some odd affectation?

You had to use shift to get the "?" im on to you sir.

[Fifstar]

Too late for now 

[Bildi]

Finally a reward for using my left hand all these years, leaving my more dexterous right hand free.

Check my perfect typing bitches.

[Don Flamenco]

you typed that with both hands you liar

pinky finger shifting is high-level masturbation typing

[demi]

I dont post while tugging, but I do browse and make the occasional post with my post-coital meathog sitting here.

[OptimoPeach]

Finally a reward for using my left hand all these years, leaving my more dexterous right hand free.

Check my perfect typing bitches.

I forced myself to learn how to yank it lefty when I was just a wee lad so I could move the mouse without ruining my rhythm

[BlackMage]

if yo dick ain't in yo hand get the fuck ourt of my thread!!!

[Smooth Groove]

Typing and masturbating simultaneously ain't shit.  Apparently Cormacaroni can watch adult entertainment on his Ipad while jerking it at the same time. 

[Diunx]

I'm caressing my chubby right now but have no plans to take it farther than that today.

[demi]

That's disgusting.