my goals:
- get a job
- get paid
- get laid
- play video games
My goal is to think of a dozen really short books to recommend to Himuro next November.
well, put a ring on my finger then honey cuz I'm ready to suck DICKS
There are at least twelve Hank the Cowdog books, so Himu should be able to complete his goal this year.
My goal is to think of 40 really short books to recommend to Himuro next November.
well, put a ring on my finger then honey cuz I'm ready to suck DICKS
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Goal: Get a book publishedIt's easier than you think. One of my insane aunts got a book published this or last year. It's not very well written, either. Of course it was published by a company whose only other publications are the works of its owner/founder, but hey, it's still published!
Chances: Slim
Goal: Get a book publishedIt's easier than you think. One of my insane aunts got a book published this or last year. It's not very well written, either. Of course it was published by a company whose only other publications are the works of its owner/founder, but hey, it's still published!
Chances: Slim
Publish your book to Amazon like ZephyrFate did.
Goal: Get a book publishedIt's easier than you think. One of my insane aunts got a book published this or last year. It's not very well written, either. Of course it was published by a company whose only other publications are the works of its owner/founder, but hey, it's still published!
Chances: Slim
:lolPublish your book to Amazon like ZephyrFate did.
That's always a possible move, but I'd really like to get an agent to bite on it.
What would it be about?
Rumbler, if old ladies going through menopause can shit out crappy love novels, you should be able to publish your book.
One of my roommate's in college, he had an aunt who wrote those shitty novels. His mom was so proud of her. LOOK, HAVE YOU READ THIS? HAVE YOU HEARD OF IT?! And there's this chick in a bed, eyes wide open, ready for a dicking while this bare-chested Fabio looking wannabe walks through the door on the cover.
Suffice to say, YOU CAN DO IT MAN.
What would it be about?
It's about an exiled prince searching through a massive desert for his sister. The idea was to make it a bit surreal and draw from Heart of Darkness, though I wasn't quite as successful in that area as I would have liked. That's a stand-alone story, I've also got the more typical grand fantasy novel that's the first part in the series. I'm still doing a bit of work on both, but I've got some hopes for publishing progress next year.
Stop wasting money.
-Be a good dad.
-Run two half-marathons.
-Buy more shitty Gundam games.
My goal for 2012 is to read 52 books. One for every week! PUSH ME! I CAN DO THIS!
My goal for 2012 is to read 52 books. One for every week! PUSH ME! I CAN DO THIS!
Reading this made me tremble. Then I realized I probably read the equivalent of 52 books on the internet/games.
Lose weight
put my penis in a girl again
I'm not very good looking and kinda an asshole so I'm not very appealing.[/li][/list]
Publish your book to Amazon like ZephyrFate did.
That's always a possible move, but I'd really like to get an agent to bite on it.
I'm on my 4th book so far this year! :)
Nope!
Nope!
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Wait, is it Kindle only?
Feedback's always cool, by the way, guys. If you hated it, BE SPECIFIC.
I'm not much of an novels' avid reader. But I'll try to be constructive.
Feedback's always cool, by the way, guys. If you hated it, BE SPECIFIC.
Isn't called Murder In The Digital Realm. 7.9
Finish my game or at least release some version of it.
Another nerdy goal that I have is that this is the year that I'm going all digital. I'm donating all of my books to the local library and put whatever I like onto a Kindle or Nook (haven't decided yet). Won't own any physical copies of games, they'll either be rented through Gamefly or downloaded (I'm downloading PS3 full games as I speak). I'm going to sell or donate my tiny DVD collection and use Netflix or Hulu Plus. As for music, I'll be downloading illegally, like I have been for 12 years.
Not a difficult goal by any means but might as well get all modern and shit.
My goal for 2012 is to read 52 books. One for every week! PUSH ME! I CAN DO THIS!
Murder in The Digital Realm would be an excellent title for a book.:lol
I just got a salaried job and I'm moving out next week so I don't have to put "don't be a loser!" on my list this year. Yay!
I skipped ahead and Alison seems to be some kind of martial artist, so I'm assuming he's a Joss Whedon fan.
Why did you write from the female perspective?
I just got a salaried job and I'm moving out next week so I don't have to put "don't be a loser!" on my list this year. Yay!
aren't you like 16 :wtf
I just got a salaried job and I'm moving out next week so I don't have to put "don't be a loser!" on my list this year. Yay!
aren't you like 16 :wtf
:wtf
Why don't you just cut the bullshit and tell us your real age, Andrex. I need to know if you're legal.
typos AND shoes
Why don't you just cut the bullshit and tell us your real age, Andrex. I need to know if you're legal.
Why don't you just cut the bullshit and tell us your real age, Andrex. I need to know if you're legal.
I thought he was 20 years old ???
-Insert peenor into girl's vagoo
-Bulk up
-Stop being a wuss bag for once in my life
-Insert peenor into girl's vagoo
-Insert peenor into girl's vagoo
Dude, just get on OKcupid and the pussy will flow. That is, if you are some what decent looking.
Eh, I'll give OKC another whirl this summer.-Insert peenor into girl's vagoo
Dude, just get on OKcupid and the pussy will flow. That is, if you are some what decent looking.
-Insert peenor into girl's vagoo
Dude, just get on OKcupid and the pussy will flow. That is, if you are some what decent looking.
What's the ghey fatty network demi uses?
-Be a good dad.
Do those need sign ups to view photos? I just need spanking material.
-Be a good dad.
T-minus three weeks until predicted due date!!!
-Insert peenor into girl's vagoo
Dude, just get on OKcupid and the pussy will flow. That is, if you are some what decent looking.
What's the ghey fatty network demi uses?
bear411, grindr, etc.
I mostly just go on cam4 and watch people masturbate.
No, I keep to myself, and only share with people in my circle.
That's not a Google+ reference
Do those need sign ups to view photos? I just need spanking material.
No, dont think so