THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Eggman on May 12, 2012, 11:54:08 PM
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I did 6 once, then my penis started hurting. I really wanna know guys, I have friends that say they did 15-20 times, but that's fucking insane for one day. Is that even possible?
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Lewis Black once said that if you masturbate 20 times in one day, you'll never make it out the front door.
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probably 3 or 4.
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You know the type of day where you're out n about and see someone so hot you have to run home and jerk asap. But while searching for a video with a chick who looks like the babe you saw outside, you stumble across a totally different video that's too good to put on your cumbucket list for later. #1
An hour later you finally jerk it to the hot babe you saw #2
It's dinner time and you're watching television. A Sony commercial with Kristen Schaal comes on. You're turned off...yet oddly turned on. You finish your home cooked meal and search amateur sites until you find a suitable muse. #3
It's close to midnight and you're contemplating how to spend the night: games, shows, or internet? You choose internet initially and realize you forgot to delete your browsing history. Before doing so you glance at the front page of wanktube. One thing leads to another #4
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It's 4AM and you're in bed but can't sleep. You whip out your iPod Touch to check the forums. The same girl from earlier comes to your mind again. You head to the mobile version of xhamster and look for something, anything. You jerk with your right hand while holding the screen close to your dick with your left. #5
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managed 10 once, on a day I was at home sick from school
I was in bed with tissues nearby, what else was I gonna do
read, wank, read, wank etc
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Dark you liked it?
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And here I thought my 3-4 times was impressive. :lol
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3-4 would be impressive before breakfast
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3-4 before breakfast = asleep again
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I remember drawing sexual Iron Man pics when I was younger and I got turned on. I jerked off to shitty drawings of Iron Man.
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do you still have them
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No, my parents caught me with them one day and Idk where they went. I remember how they were though; if you guys want some fapping material I can re-draw them.
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3
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Appropriate for this thread:
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aahahahahahah
the eye roll is a nice detail. how accurate.
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5
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5
shkshkshk
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5
shkshkshk
More like buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
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Painful memories :(
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I do it like, once a week at most. Too busy to fap.
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Does anyone have a fleshlight?
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my ex girlfriend wanted to buy me a fleshlight to jerk me off with. I said I wouldn't mind, but I'd rather her hand or her vagina. Not...that thing.
We broke up before she could buy me one.
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I think twice.
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eggman you ever lick an ass?
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I was 18 y/o and in my cousin's apartment. He had satellite and a subscription to one of those Euro 24/7 porn channel packages. I jerked so much you could practically get impregnated just by stepping into the apartment.
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Three or four. 24 hours is a long time.
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I was 18 y/o and in my cousin's apartment. He had satellite and a subscription to one of those Euro 24/7 porn channel packages. I jerked so much you could practically get impregnated just by stepping into the apartment.
don't tell us you didn't keep count, motherfucker
NUMBERS!
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Definitely around 10, give or take. It was the dial-up era, and opportunities like that were very rare, so I had to take the entire day off.
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With access to frequently-updated paysite passwords, I think my current daily rate should be considered abstaining. It certainly feels like it.
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When I was a teen prolly like 6 times
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Can't believe i'm still at the top of the league table here. SURELY DCharlie can dethrone me
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It's the intersecting point between the gain I get from jerking off and the effort I put into jerking off. Just doesn't seem worth it after the third time.
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(https://p.twimg.com/AsxvVQ7CMAABVJm.jpg)
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I was 18 y/o and in my cousin's apartment.
:brandknew
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(https://p.twimg.com/AsxvVQ7CMAABVJm.jpg)
translation: NEERRRRRRDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT MASTURBATE!!!! WORSHIP THE JESUS!
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"Four times a day!"
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eggman you ever lick an ass?
Never got to it :/
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I read every Eggman post in CK's voice
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(https://p.twimg.com/AsxvVQ7CMAABVJm.jpg)
he turned into a nerd! :rofl
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This thread is offensive to my gender.
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every one but corm is a dirty liar.
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I just got done jacking off for the fourth time today.
My penis is in pain and I probably won't be able to jerk it for a few days at least. But I broke my record!
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true story - I used to know a guy that wanked like it was his job (in his teens anyway). He was so full of juice that he literally used to cum in his pants while say, walking down the street. You'd see him look a bit spacey for a second, and you KNEW. 'Awww Chris you dint' and he'd be :smug
I'm sure he could have managed 15. Don't know about 20 though.
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Can we make a term for cumming while walking? Cummalking?
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Can we make a term for cumming while walking? Cummalking?
Wetwalking.
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Once and I'm done for the day. Wish I had the stamina to go for round two so soon after. I guess I could but - the finish would just be not as fun.
I suppose doing it at the end of the day doesn't help either.
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If I cum a lot in a short time frame, my penis feels fine. My balls ache though.
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all the ladies call me Fig. 196
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Can we make a term for cumming while walking? Cummalking?
Ambumasturbulatory
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:lol
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After 5 times my crotch starts to look like taco salad, but I go hard at that shit.
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Our sperm must be so disappointed.
"WHEN THE FUCK ARE WE GONNA SWIM"
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Answer back, "Why swim when you can fly?"
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3 times. (http://i.minus.com/ibhf5z1XndnUGF.gif)
I was very bored that day.
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12. Back in 2006 or 2007. It was a Saturday at home and my girlfriend at the time was out of town. We kept sexting and sending pictures to each other all day up until like 2 in the morning. Now as you all know, I'm an uncut beast. All the action left me so raw that the head of my dick had actually swollen and my foreskin couldn't go over it. It freaked me the fuck out.
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I'm betting the smegma was extra frothy that day.
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Mupepe's description and avatar lead to a fap.
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probably 3 or 4.
And here I thought my 3-4 times was impressive. :lol
Three or four. 24 hours is a long time.
Me too. I feel like this is the closest I'll ever get to being part of a sect.
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I might just go ahead and have a quick wank right now, I heard is good for the flu.
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I find myself wanting to jerk off more when I'm sick, probably because I'm cooped up in the room and got nothing better to do.
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Just finished my last fap of the semester (fapping in school I mean.)
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0 is like a day without sunshine.
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Whomever "designed" a woman's body was a practical joker.
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12. Back in 2006 or 2007. It was a Saturday at home and my girlfriend at the time was out of town. We kept sexting and sending pictures to each other all day up until like 2 in the morning. Now as you all know, I'm an uncut beast. All the action left me so raw that the head of my dick had actually swollen and my foreskin couldn't go over it. It freaked me the fuck out.
:bow