Author Topic: Most you've jerked off in a single day? (Read 4178 times)

Eggman · « **on:** May 12, 2012, 11:54:08 PM »

I did 6 once, then my penis started hurting. I really wanna know guys, I have friends that say they did 15-20 times, but that's fucking insane for one day. Is that even possible?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #1 on:** May 12, 2012, 11:55:05 PM »

Lewis Black once said that if you masturbate 20 times in one day, you'll never make it out the front door.

Diunx · « **Reply #2 on:** May 12, 2012, 11:55:58 PM »

probably 3 or 4.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3 on:** May 13, 2012, 12:19:38 AM »

You know the type of day where you're out n about and see someone so hot you have to run home and jerk asap. But while searching for a video with a chick who looks like the babe you saw outside, you stumble across a totally different video that's too good to put on your cumbucket list for later. #1

An hour later you finally jerk it to the hot babe you saw #2

It's dinner time and you're watching television. A Sony commercial with Kristen Schaal comes on. You're turned off...yet oddly turned on. You finish your home cooked meal and search amateur sites until you find a suitable muse. #3

It's close to midnight and you're contemplating how to spend the night: games, shows, or internet? You choose internet initially and realize you forgot to delete your browsing history. Before doing so you glance at the front page of wanktube. One thing leads to another #4

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It's 4AM and you're in bed but can't sleep. You whip out your iPod Touch to check the forums. The same girl from earlier comes to your mind again. You head to the mobile version of xhamster and look for something, anything. You jerk with your right hand while holding the screen close to your dick with your left. #5

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #4 on:** May 13, 2012, 12:21:28 AM »

managed 10 once, on a day I was at home sick from school

I was in bed with tissues nearby, what else was I gonna do
read, wank, read, wank etc

Eggman · « **Reply #5 on:** May 13, 2012, 12:22:43 AM »

Dark you liked it?

Beezy · « **Reply #6 on:** May 13, 2012, 12:25:40 AM »

And here I thought my 3-4 times was impressive.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #7 on:** May 13, 2012, 12:26:22 AM »

3-4 would be impressive before breakfast

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #8 on:** May 13, 2012, 12:27:12 AM »

3-4 before breakfast = asleep again

Eggman · « **Reply #9 on:** May 13, 2012, 12:28:19 AM »

I remember drawing sexual Iron Man pics when I was younger and I got turned on. I jerked off to shitty drawings of Iron Man.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #10 on:** May 13, 2012, 12:30:28 AM »

do you still have them

Eggman · « **Reply #11 on:** May 13, 2012, 12:31:36 AM »

No, my parents caught me with them one day and Idk where they went. I remember how they were though; if you guys want some fapping material I can re-draw them.

Himu · « **Reply #12 on:** May 13, 2012, 12:31:53 AM »

Beezy · « **Reply #13 on:** May 13, 2012, 12:35:02 AM »

Appropriate for this thread:

Himu · « **Reply #14 on:** May 13, 2012, 12:43:14 AM »

aahahahahahah

the eye roll is a nice detail. how accurate.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #15 on:** May 13, 2012, 12:51:44 AM »

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #16 on:** May 13, 2012, 12:53:43 AM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on May 13, 2012, 12:51:44 AM

5

shkshkshk

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #17 on:** May 13, 2012, 12:54:41 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on May 13, 2012, 12:53:43 AM

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on May 13, 2012, 12:51:44 AM
5

shkshkshk

More like buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Bebpo · « **Reply #18 on:** May 13, 2012, 12:55:07 AM »

Painful memories

MCD · « **Reply #19 on:** May 13, 2012, 12:56:17 AM »

I do it like, once a week at most. Too busy to fap.

Eggman · « **Reply #20 on:** May 13, 2012, 12:56:18 AM »

Does anyone have a fleshlight?

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #21 on:** May 13, 2012, 12:58:47 AM »

my ex girlfriend wanted to buy me a fleshlight to jerk me off with. I said I wouldn't mind, but I'd rather her hand or her vagina. Not...that thing.

We broke up before she could buy me one.

blame space · « **Reply #22 on:** May 13, 2012, 01:06:24 AM »

I think twice.

blame space · « **Reply #23 on:** May 13, 2012, 01:07:08 AM »

eggman you ever lick an ass?

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #24 on:** May 13, 2012, 02:27:24 AM »

I was 18 y/o and in my cousin's apartment. He had satellite and a subscription to one of those Euro 24/7 porn channel packages. I jerked so much you could practically get impregnated just by stepping into the apartment.

Robo · « **Reply #25 on:** May 13, 2012, 02:29:57 AM »

Three or four. 24 hours is a long time.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #26 on:** May 13, 2012, 02:32:41 AM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on May 13, 2012, 02:27:24 AM

I was 18 y/o and in my cousin's apartment. He had satellite and a subscription to one of those Euro 24/7 porn channel packages. I jerked so much you could practically get impregnated just by stepping into the apartment.

don't tell us you didn't keep count, motherfucker

NUMBERS!

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #27 on:** May 13, 2012, 02:36:21 AM »

Definitely around 10, give or take. It was the dial-up era, and opportunities like that were very rare, so I had to take the entire day off.

Robo · « **Reply #28 on:** May 13, 2012, 02:38:00 AM »

With access to frequently-updated paysite passwords, I think my current daily rate should be considered abstaining. It certainly feels like it.

Momo · « **Reply #29 on:** May 13, 2012, 03:06:23 AM »

When I was a teen prolly like 6 times

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #30 on:** May 13, 2012, 07:40:01 AM »

Can't believe i'm still at the top of the league table here. SURELY DCharlie can dethrone me

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #31 on:** May 13, 2012, 08:51:17 AM »

3

It's the intersecting point between the gain I get from jerking off and the effort I put into jerking off. Just doesn't seem worth it after the third time.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #32 on:** May 13, 2012, 09:44:57 AM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #33 on:** May 13, 2012, 09:50:10 AM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on May 13, 2012, 02:27:24 AM

I was 18 y/o and in my cousin's apartment.

:brandknew

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #34 on:** May 13, 2012, 09:51:22 AM »

Quote from: Cormacaroni on May 13, 2012, 09:44:57 AM

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translation: NEERRRRRRDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT MASTURBATE!!!! WORSHIP THE JESUS!

archie4208 · « **Reply #35 on:** May 13, 2012, 09:59:42 AM »

"Four times a day!"

Eggman · « **Reply #36 on:** May 13, 2012, 10:35:28 AM »

Quote from: blame space on May 13, 2012, 01:07:08 AM

eggman you ever lick an ass?

Never got to it :/

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #37 on:** May 13, 2012, 10:44:48 AM »

I read every Eggman post in CK's voice

Diunx · « **Reply #38 on:** May 13, 2012, 11:10:53 AM »

Quote from: Cormacaroni on May 13, 2012, 09:44:57 AM

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he turned into a nerd!

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #39 on:** May 13, 2012, 12:36:59 PM »

This thread is offensive to my gender.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #40 on:** May 13, 2012, 12:45:53 PM »

every one but corm is a dirty liar.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #41 on:** May 13, 2012, 10:36:31 PM »

I just got done jacking off for the fourth time today.

My penis is in pain and I probably won't be able to jerk it for a few days at least. But I broke my record!

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #42 on:** May 13, 2012, 10:49:50 PM »

true story - I used to know a guy that wanked like it was his job (in his teens anyway). He was so full of juice that he literally used to cum in his pants while say, walking down the street. You'd see him look a bit spacey for a second, and you KNEW. 'Awww Chris you dint' and he'd be

I'm sure he could have managed 15. Don't know about 20 though.

Eggman · « **Reply #43 on:** May 13, 2012, 11:06:06 PM »

Can we make a term for cumming while walking? Cummalking?

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #44 on:** May 13, 2012, 11:22:41 PM »

Quote from: Eggman on May 13, 2012, 11:06:06 PM

Can we make a term for cumming while walking? Cummalking?

Wetwalking.

demi · « **Reply #45 on:** May 13, 2012, 11:26:26 PM »

Once and I'm done for the day. Wish I had the stamina to go for round two so soon after. I guess I could but - the finish would just be not as fun.

I suppose doing it at the end of the day doesn't help either.

Spurgeon · « **Reply #46 on:** May 13, 2012, 11:27:38 PM »

If I cum a lot in a short time frame, my penis feels fine. My balls ache though.

etiolate · « **Reply #47 on:** May 14, 2012, 12:04:27 AM »

all the ladies call me Fig. 196

chronovore · « **Reply #48 on:** May 14, 2012, 02:10:03 AM »

Quote from: Eggman on May 13, 2012, 11:06:06 PM

Can we make a term for cumming while walking? Cummalking?

Ambumasturbulatory

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #49 on:** May 14, 2012, 02:10:58 AM »

Timedog · « **Reply #50 on:** May 14, 2012, 05:33:31 AM »

After 5 times my crotch starts to look like taco salad, but I go hard at that shit.

Eggman · « **Reply #51 on:** May 14, 2012, 08:07:50 AM »

Our sperm must be so disappointed.

"WHEN THE FUCK ARE WE GONNA SWIM"

chronovore · « **Reply #52 on:** May 14, 2012, 10:34:40 AM »

Answer back, "Why swim when you can fly?"

Atramental · « **Reply #53 on:** May 14, 2012, 11:08:18 AM »

3 times.

I was very bored that day.

Mupepe · « **Reply #54 on:** May 14, 2012, 11:10:37 AM »

12. Back in 2006 or 2007. It was a Saturday at home and my girlfriend at the time was out of town. We kept sexting and sending pictures to each other all day up until like 2 in the morning. Now as you all know, I'm an uncut beast. All the action left me so raw that the head of my dick had actually swollen and my foreskin couldn't go over it. It freaked me the fuck out.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #55 on:** May 14, 2012, 01:14:44 PM »

I'm betting the smegma was extra frothy that day.

Eggman · « **Reply #56 on:** May 14, 2012, 01:17:51 PM »

Mupepe's description and avatar lead to a fap.

Bildi · « **Reply #57 on:** May 15, 2012, 07:31:37 AM »

Quote from: Diunx on May 12, 2012, 11:55:58 PM

probably 3 or 4.

Quote from: Beezy on May 13, 2012, 12:25:40 AM

And here I thought my 3-4 times was impressive.

Quote from: Robo on May 13, 2012, 02:29:57 AM

Three or four. 24 hours is a long time.

Me too. I feel like this is the closest I'll ever get to being part of a sect.

Diunx · « **Reply #58 on:** May 15, 2012, 01:07:02 PM »

I might just go ahead and have a quick wank right now, I heard is good for the flu.

demi · « **Reply #59 on:** May 15, 2012, 05:57:50 PM »

I find myself wanting to jerk off more when I'm sick, probably because I'm cooped up in the room and got nothing better to do.

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Author Topic: Most you've jerked off in a single day? (Read 4178 times)