THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TakingBackSunday on May 17, 2012, 05:36:49 AM
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I've met and slept with a few handful of girls, but I'm unhappy. I want to find a girl I'm happy with for the rest of my life. I'm so jealous of Rygar/Cohen/Cory...I just want a loving girl.
This is my targetable topic of the week. But I don't care. I want to fall in love. So bad.
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gaaaaaaay
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Obama said gay marriage is okay now, have you considered that?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_9ATQFgu9o
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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having your partner be the crux of your happiness puts alot of uncomfortable pressure on them, I've found.
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Brian, try to go for less beautiful girls. Branch out, buddy. Try to go for the average ones or hell, the above average ones.
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You are not alone. I am here for you. Though you're far away, I am here to stay.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbnueb2OI4o
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Write songs about it. Become famous. Go from there. If it works, give me a job.
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(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f95/jarosh-gaf/bnemote.gif)
:lol
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Ehh you can come to NY and we can hit the bars and I can wing for you... haven't been having much luck either. From one single guy to another-hang in there and take it slow, don't rush things but at the same time, don't put yourself down and don't give up.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vrCSSDzXfg
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brandnew do you want to get gay married?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fcja4WFFzDw
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Seriously though, its ok to feel alone, but its better to use that feeling to get into a position to not be- talking about it wont change much.
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Desperation and loneliness are not attractive.
Be comfortable with yourself first, and then something good will happen.
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and if you cant find someone- is what it is; not everyone gets to be with someone
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Healthy lasting rlationships are one those things you can't seek out, they just happen.
I was so obsessed with being alone and wanting to find someone my senior year of college, but that just turned women off. It wasn't until a year later, finally comfortable on my own, that I went on a date with my now-wife.
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and if you cant find someone- is what it is; not everyone gets to be with someone
This sounds even more lame than BrandNew's post. You just bought a mustang, go get some bitches.
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Cutting has a bum rap, but it's pretty effective in suppressing unpleasant emotions, I find. Just something to consider. Hope this post was helpful.
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you sound like a punk-bitch, brandnew. real talk.
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and if you cant find someone- is what it is; not everyone gets to be with someone
This sounds even more lame than BrandNew's post. You just bought a mustang, go get some bitches.
Not sure I wanna be 'middle age guy with car trying to fuck women casually' dude; its a valid life choice just not for me.
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BrandNew is tired of being a piece of meat
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyJ3HAK71fo
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sometimes you're just alone forever
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MAF, that post was worse than Brand New's post, dude.
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I havent given up- im just never gonna be 'dude trollin for CHICKS in my car'. Im gonna be 'dude using online dating sites in an attempt to get something going' ;)
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We wouldn't expect you to understand fistful, but a cascade of meaningless sex starts out awesome but does get old.
sounds like a bitch problem to me.
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Haven't we had this conversation with BN before?
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OP wanna have sex?
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I read every eggman post in Louis CKs voice lol
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You are not alone. I am here for you. Though you're far away, I am here to stay.
:rofl
BN, just give up trying to find the perfect girl, cause you're not going to find her when you're looking.
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He should also stop finding these chicks who wind up on deviant art flashing their tits and babymaker.
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Ehh you can come to NY and we can hit the bars and I can wing for you... haven't been having much luck either. From one single guy to another-hang in there and take it slow, don't rush things but at the same time, don't put yourself down and don't give up.
Technically, shouldn't BN wing man for you?
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You and MAF are youngsters. Time and randomness will sort things out.
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MAF is just getting too comfortable in his job. He needs to be like many hard working men and find his way. Just like in the movies.
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this reminds me of that girl who poked holes in condoms because she wanted a baby
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this reminds me of that girl who poked holes in condoms because she wanted a baby
Don't give BN ideas
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You and MAF are youngsters. Time and randomness will sort things out.
What the shit. Bebpo giving dating advice? :-*
And I think MAF is older than you, duder.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpVfRwtfrzI
"I'm alone, I am not lonely"
words to live by
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this reminds me of that girl who poked holes in condoms because she wanted a baby
Don't give BN ideas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0Tci6yQRXk
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He should also stop finding these chicks who wind up on deviant art flashing their tits and babymaker.
it also doesn't help that every two months he's like "GUYS THERE'S THIS GIRL I LOVE BUT SHE'S WITH THIS OTHER DUDE" and we're all "FUCKING IDIOT" and he says "NO BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND"
EVERY FUCKING TIME
you need to spend some more time looking at yourself and maturing so that when you DO get into a relationship you can recognize whether or not it's one worth investing in, and then go from there building it up and being a good partner and all that shit.
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You're too young to be worrying about this shit, BN.
Also comparing yourself to Cohen or anyone for that matter is a surefire way not to be happy.
You and MAF are youngsters. Time and randomness will sort things out.
Isn't MAF 35 or some shit?
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32- it's a difficult age for dating imo
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Still young. Now 67, that's probably where it gets tough.
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I've got this mental image of how BN finds his true love. On one windy day his scarf will get a mean tug out of nowhere. Puzzled he'll look around and see that his scarf somehow tangled with this cute brunettes tastefully pale blue scarf... almost as if the scarfs were reaching out for each other. Soul scarfs.
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Also make sure you know what you're looking for in a partner.
Overall, there's nothing you can do to speed things along.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SuUQYbypbE
personally, I'm tired of not being able to have sex with anyone. I'd rather eat a turd than be in a relationship right now
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SuUQYbypbE
personally, I'm tired of not being able to have sex with anyone. I'd rather eat a turd than be in a relationship right now
Prostitution is legal in New Zealand. Just go pop one off in some paid strange and be done with it.
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32- it's a difficult age for dating imo
That's a perfect age, just go for some 27-28 year olds who are settled in their careers and looking to start a family.
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Haven't we had this conversation with BN before?
It's like posting clips from Adam Sandler movies isn't enough to change a person's life, almost
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this reminds me of that girl who poked holes in condoms because she wanted a baby
Don't give BN ideas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0Tci6yQRXk
:lol :lol :lol
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Haven't we had this conversation with BN before?
It's like posting clips from Adam Sandler movies isn't enough to change a person's life, almost
Its one of his best movies!
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I'm tired of being a pussy magnet.
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My mom cant get enough- I am sorry.
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Tell your mom I'll always remember her fondly.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilBJpvzcIJg
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Still young. Now 67, that's probably where it gets tough.
eh who wants to marry at 60? By then all you are marrying for is to not be alone before you die.
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You could give this a try: Don't look for forever-girls, because if you find one looking for the same thing she's probably cray-cray, and quit fucking them after knowing them for less than 24 hours.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTMUbP1VEQA
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he's hanging around being a bitch
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I absolutely totally don't remember making this thread. I was wondering where these weird thread titles were coming from :lol
The other night was just rough. I was being really introspective, and I got to the point where I started fucking having conversations with myself, trying to give myself advice. How fucking neurotic is that?
I don't really look for "the one," I gave up on that shit years ago. My problem is that I've never truly felt like I've been involved in a true, committed relationship. I thought it's what was gonna happen a few weeks ago with Carissa (she was the one talking about how awesome we would be together...shoulda made me :wtf right there but oh well), but she got all flakey on me. I wasn't doing anything weird, either. Sometimes I feel like I get too serious too quickly, but that wasn't the case here.
I'm still in school and stuff, but most of my core group of friends have left and now I'm at a loss to do in regards to friendship AND romance. I guess the only thing I can do is buck up, grow some stones, and introduce myself to new people. It's hard for me because I just feel too...indistinguishable to other people, but hey, I think I can do it.
Also, reading my OP...my god. My reaction:
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or just save up money and get an escort
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backpage.com breh
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bro-tip : here's a novel idea - how about living your own life and having your own goals outside of whose cooz you're sticking your soapy fish into?
The whole irony of it is that women suddenly come rushing in once you stop defining your emo suffering by their lack of interest.
Jesus - it's not like i'm the love doctor and i'm <arniepredator>one ugly motherfucker</arniepredator> but the second i stopped panicing about being alone/having no girlfriend and started just doing my own thing (which, not to stick the boot in, happened when i was FIFTEEN) i started getting offers.
Just get the fuck on with your life and stop worrying about where the next spunk tunnel is parked.
Join some groups, get yourself out there, have a think about what -you- want to do with your life and every time you write something like "meet the one" or "have a wife/kids" stab yourself in the cock
honestly man, I don't complain about this sort of shit with IRL people. Only with y'all folks. I've had girls rush to me several times this month buuuuut they aren't girlfriend material
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bro-tip : here's a novel idea - how about living your own life and having your own goals outside of whose cooz you're sticking your soapy fish into?
The whole irony of it is that women suddenly come rushing in once you stop defining your emo suffering by their lack of interest.
Jesus - it's not like i'm the love doctor and i'm <arniepredator>one ugly motherfucker</arniepredator> but the second i stopped panicing about being alone/having no girlfriend and started just doing my own thing (which, not to stick the boot in, happened when i was FIFTEEN) i started getting offers.
Just get the fuck on with your life and stop worrying about where the next spunk tunnel is parked.
Join some groups, get yourself out there, have a think about what -you- want to do with your life and every time you write something like "meet the one" or "have a wife/kids" stab yourself in the cock
honestly man, I don't complain about this sort of shit with IRL people. Only with y'all folks. I've had girls rush to me several times this month buuuuut they aren't girlfriend material
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"Sharp knees, 6/10, would get head from but not call back"
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awMIbA34MT8
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in general real life friends will cut you off before you get into this stuff lol
"woah...dude....hey"
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Perhaps BN just needs some roleplay in his life
http://forums.projectcovo.com/showthread.php?t=4126651
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They're tired of being un-loaned...
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As has been said, make sure you are comfortable with your life. Also, don't get discouraged by not finding one immediately. Also, don't be afraid to at least give some of those girls a chance man. You never know where the one for you will come from.
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bro-tip : here's a novel idea - how about living your own life and having your own goals outside of whose cooz you're sticking your soapy fish into?
The whole irony of it is that women suddenly come rushing in once you stop defining your emo suffering by their lack of interest.
Jesus - it's not like i'm the love doctor and i'm <arniepredator>one ugly motherfucker</arniepredator> but the second i stopped panicing about being alone/having no girlfriend and started just doing my own thing (which, not to stick the boot in, happened when i was FIFTEEN) i started getting offers.
Just get the fuck on with your life and stop worrying about where the next spunk tunnel is parked.
Join some groups, get yourself out there, have a think about what -you- want to do with your life and every time you write something like "meet the one" or "have a wife/kids" stab yourself in the cock
This, this, one-hundred times, this.
The one thing you, BrandNew, appear to consistently be -- is needy. OK, two things: Needy and overly accommodating toward women. The two things any woman with reasonable self-confidence can't stomach are those two things.
The best advice in this thread is from XFE there: Work on yourself. Be the guy you think a successful, hot woman will want to go out with, and quit worrying about them. With your looks, they'll arrive in droves.
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Personally, I've grown weary of rounded domiciles.
I guess you could say, I'm tired of geodesic domes.
On topic though, let me be the most recent to second dcharlie on this subject- women have great radars for sniffing out dudes who are all "i want a giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl friend, woe is me" and firmly shunting them off into the friend zone. The way to get a girl is to be a dude who a girl would want- don't get all meta about shit, basically. Be your own person, have shit you like to do. Worry less. When a girl shows interest, or even if she doesn't but you're interested, take her on adventures and have fun. No whingy bullshit. Trust me, I say all of this from years and years of it happening to me. Only in the last couple of years have I figured this out and have stopped attracting batshit crazy (even by women's standards) ladies.
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BN is going to get hitched with some 28-32yo woman who has decided she's getting old and must settle asap. Write it down.
Just let things come to you, you're not in a rush. If you just chill out and do your own thing, eventually a decent girl will show up. Trust me and my imaginary experience, brohan
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I think you guys are ignoring how hard it is to relax when you have so many incest fantasies to repress all day every day.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2xpf5hYuuk
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Personally, I've grown weary of rounded domiciles.
I guess you could say, I'm tired of geodesic domes.
On topic though, let me be the most recent to second dcharlie on this subject- women have great radars for sniffing out dudes who are all "i want a giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl friend, woe is me" and firmly shunting them off into the friend zone. The way to get a girl is to be a dude who a girl would want- don't get all meta about shit, basically. Be your own person, have shit you like to do. Worry less. When a girl shows interest, or even if she doesn't but you're interested, take her on adventures and have fun. No whingy bullshit. Trust me, I say all of this from years and years of it happening to me. Only in the last couple of years have I figured this out and have stopped attracting batshit crazy (even by women's standards) ladies.
Because they give off an air of desperation and we know there is nothing more horrible than being put on a pedestal in which we can't possibly stay on. No one wants to be the sole reason for someone else's happiness or have that burden. People need to stop looking for "the one" and just socialize whether online or offline. Rarely ever have I seen people just meet up and BAM shit's done, time for the altar and the relationship keeps on truckin'. Your best bet is to just socialize with people without pursuit in mind and find a "kindred" spirit of sorts just by getting to know people.
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We saw this duck today at the lake and named it BrandNew.
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:lol :(
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If BrandNew is as good at getting attention from young women as he is from crotchety old men, he's in great shape
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why does this thread still exist :lol
I hate my drunken ramblings to y'all faygs
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I love you, BrandNew. Come visit and I'll take care of you, cook for you, and make you feel safe.
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Sometimes you just want to cuddle and comfort; my feelings on Fiona Apple are well known. But good lord, man the fuck up brohan. You're handsome, play guitar, relatively educated, outgoing, like many things women like (Animal Collective for instance), and seem to have a good head on your shoulders. News flash: you won't have a hard time finding a decent woman.
I don't see the point in searching for love young. The basic odds of being in a successful, long lasting relationship in your early 20s aren't great. Have some fun, practice and get your life in order. Then chicks will flock to you
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"Relatively educated."
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why does this thread still exist :lol
I hate my drunken ramblings to y'all faygs
Drunkeness often results in extreme honesty. ;)
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I'm tired of being acrone
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMPLj4iLUbs
coordinate it, BN
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I'm sick of being ....
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I find that hard to believe.
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I'm tired of being a clone...
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I'm tired of being Barone
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I'm tired of being nice.
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I'm tired of being prone
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I'm tired of building drones.
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I'm tired of getting blown. LOL, losers.
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I'm tired of people playing on mah phone!
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:rofl
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what the fuck is with these lame jokes? this is the wrong forum. clearly I'm on the WRONG FORUM.
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just logged off. logged back in. they're still there. OH GOD WHAT DO I DO
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right??! shit/bin this entire page.
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I support shitbinning the entire thread personally
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hall of fame this motherfucker
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I'm sorry you don't condone.
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I'm tired of being a Roman citizen
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This thread went where it needed to go!
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I'm sorry you don't condone.
:lol
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I'm tired of him being a Jones
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I'm tired of fucking your mom
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I'm tired of fucking your mom
She's tired of riding your dick which is smaller than a honeycomb
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I'm tired of fucking your mom
I'm tired of your tone.
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evilbore is dead, and we have killed him
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brand new, you have ruined a good thing and i hope you comfort yourself with a bottle of whiskey tonight because it will be your last
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I ruin many good things
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brand new, you have ruined a good thing and i hope you comfort yourself with a bottle of whiskey tonight because it will be your last
Only because he's tired of Patron.