Author Topic: I'm tired of being alone. (Read 11142 times)

TakingBackSunday · « **on:** May 17, 2012, 05:36:49 AM »

I've met and slept with a few handful of girls, but I'm unhappy. I want to find a girl I'm happy with for the rest of my life. I'm so jealous of Rygar/Cohen/Cory...I just want a loving girl.

This is my targetable topic of the week. But I don't care. I want to fall in love. So bad.

Boogie · « **Reply #1 on:** May 17, 2012, 07:10:27 AM »

gaaaaaaay

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2 on:** May 17, 2012, 08:00:11 AM »

Obama said gay marriage is okay now, have you considered that?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #3 on:** May 17, 2012, 08:03:39 AM »

demi · « **Reply #4 on:** May 17, 2012, 09:17:10 AM »

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Barry Egan · « **Reply #5 on:** May 17, 2012, 10:07:10 AM »

having your partner be the crux of your happiness puts alot of uncomfortable pressure on them, I've found.

Himu · « **Reply #6 on:** May 17, 2012, 10:11:09 AM »

Brian, try to go for less beautiful girls. Branch out, buddy. Try to go for the average ones or hell, the above average ones.

Mupepe · « **Reply #7 on:** May 17, 2012, 10:22:54 AM »

You are not alone. I am here for you. Though you're far away, I am here to stay.

Vizzys · « **Reply #8 on:** May 17, 2012, 10:35:36 AM »

Beezy · « **Reply #9 on:** May 17, 2012, 10:37:32 AM »

Write songs about it. Become famous. Go from there. If it works, give me a job.

Robo · « **Reply #10 on:** May 17, 2012, 10:50:35 AM »

Beezy · « **Reply #11 on:** May 17, 2012, 10:53:23 AM »

Quote from: Robo on May 17, 2012, 10:50:35 AM

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tiesto · « **Reply #12 on:** May 17, 2012, 10:56:52 AM »

Ehh you can come to NY and we can hit the bars and I can wing for you... haven't been having much luck either. From one single guy to another-hang in there and take it slow, don't rush things but at the same time, don't put yourself down and don't give up.

blame space · « **Reply #13 on:** May 17, 2012, 11:19:49 AM »

blame space · « **Reply #14 on:** May 17, 2012, 11:20:02 AM »

brandnew do you want to get gay married?

Diunx · « **Reply #15 on:** May 17, 2012, 11:53:17 AM »

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #16 on:** May 17, 2012, 12:18:43 PM »

Seriously though, its ok to feel alone, but its better to use that feeling to get into a position to not be- talking about it wont change much.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #17 on:** May 17, 2012, 12:20:12 PM »

Desperation and loneliness are not attractive.

Be comfortable with yourself first, and then something good will happen.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #18 on:** May 17, 2012, 12:21:48 PM »

and if you cant find someone- is what it is; not everyone gets to be with someone

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #19 on:** May 17, 2012, 12:24:22 PM »

Healthy lasting rlationships are one those things you can't seek out, they just happen.

I was so obsessed with being alone and wanting to find someone my senior year of college, but that just turned women off. It wasn't until a year later, finally comfortable on my own, that I went on a date with my now-wife.

demi · « **Reply #20 on:** May 17, 2012, 12:29:24 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on May 17, 2012, 12:21:48 PM

and if you cant find someone- is what it is; not everyone gets to be with someone

This sounds even more lame than BrandNew's post. You just bought a mustang, go get some bitches.

Robo · « **Reply #21 on:** May 17, 2012, 12:32:17 PM »

Cutting has a bum rap, but it's pretty effective in suppressing unpleasant emotions, I find. Just something to consider. Hope this post was helpful.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #22 on:** May 17, 2012, 12:41:27 PM »

you sound like a punk-bitch, brandnew. real talk.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #23 on:** May 17, 2012, 12:43:35 PM »

Quote from: demi on May 17, 2012, 12:29:24 PM

Quote from: MrAngryFace on May 17, 2012, 12:21:48 PM
and if you cant find someone- is what it is; not everyone gets to be with someone

This sounds even more lame than BrandNew's post. You just bought a mustang, go get some bitches.

Not sure I wanna be 'middle age guy with car trying to fuck women casually' dude; its a valid life choice just not for me.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #24 on:** May 17, 2012, 12:47:22 PM »

BrandNew is tired of being a piece of meat

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #25 on:** May 17, 2012, 12:51:57 PM »

blame space · « **Reply #26 on:** May 17, 2012, 12:53:19 PM »

sometimes you're just alone forever

Himu · « **Reply #27 on:** May 17, 2012, 12:57:04 PM »

MAF, that post was worse than Brand New's post, dude.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #28 on:** May 17, 2012, 12:58:00 PM »

I havent given up- im just never gonna be 'dude trollin for CHICKS in my car'. Im gonna be 'dude using online dating sites in an attempt to get something going'

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #29 on:** May 17, 2012, 01:02:57 PM »

Quote from: Spencer on May 17, 2012, 12:50:50 PM

We wouldn't expect you to understand fistful, but a cascade of meaningless sex starts out awesome but does get old.

sounds like a bitch problem to me.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #30 on:** May 17, 2012, 01:03:31 PM »

Haven't we had this conversation with BN before?

Eggman · « **Reply #31 on:** May 17, 2012, 01:05:27 PM »

OP wanna have sex?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #32 on:** May 17, 2012, 01:06:15 PM »

I read every eggman post in Louis CKs voice lol

lennedsay · « **Reply #33 on:** May 17, 2012, 01:42:58 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on May 17, 2012, 10:22:54 AM

You are not alone. I am here for you. Though you're far away, I am here to stay.

BN, just give up trying to find the perfect girl, cause you're not going to find her when you're looking.

demi · « **Reply #34 on:** May 17, 2012, 01:50:22 PM »

He should also stop finding these chicks who wind up on deviant art flashing their tits and babymaker.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #35 on:** May 17, 2012, 02:09:26 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on May 17, 2012, 10:56:52 AM

Ehh you can come to NY and we can hit the bars and I can wing for you... haven't been having much luck either. From one single guy to another-hang in there and take it slow, don't rush things but at the same time, don't put yourself down and don't give up.

Technically, shouldn't BN wing man for you?

Bebpo · « **Reply #36 on:** May 17, 2012, 02:11:50 PM »

You and MAF are youngsters. Time and randomness will sort things out.

demi · « **Reply #37 on:** May 17, 2012, 02:23:34 PM »

MAF is just getting too comfortable in his job. He needs to be like many hard working men and find his way. Just like in the movies.

cool breeze · « **Reply #38 on:** May 17, 2012, 02:25:28 PM »

this reminds me of that girl who poked holes in condoms because she wanted a baby

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #39 on:** May 17, 2012, 02:26:46 PM »

Quote from: Linkzg on May 17, 2012, 02:25:28 PM

this reminds me of that girl who poked holes in condoms because she wanted a baby

Don't give BN ideas

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #40 on:** May 17, 2012, 02:49:17 PM »

Quote from: Bebpo on May 17, 2012, 02:11:50 PM

You and MAF are youngsters. Time and randomness will sort things out.

What the shit. Bebpo giving dating advice?

And I think MAF is older than you, duder.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #41 on:** May 17, 2012, 02:57:40 PM »

"I'm alone, I am not lonely"

words to live by

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #42 on:** May 17, 2012, 03:27:16 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 17, 2012, 02:26:46 PM

Quote from: Linkzg on May 17, 2012, 02:25:28 PM
this reminds me of that girl who poked holes in condoms because she wanted a baby

Don't give BN ideas

Positive Touch · « **Reply #43 on:** May 17, 2012, 04:27:12 PM »

Quote from: demi on May 17, 2012, 01:50:22 PM

He should also stop finding these chicks who wind up on deviant art flashing their tits and babymaker.

it also doesn't help that every two months he's like "GUYS THERE'S THIS GIRL I LOVE BUT SHE'S WITH THIS OTHER DUDE" and we're all "FUCKING IDIOT" and he says "NO BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND"

EVERY FUCKING TIME

you need to spend some more time looking at yourself and maturing so that when you DO get into a relationship you can recognize whether or not it's one worth investing in, and then go from there building it up and being a good partner and all that shit.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #44 on:** May 17, 2012, 06:06:38 PM »

You're too young to be worrying about this shit, BN.

Also comparing yourself to Cohen or anyone for that matter is a surefire way not to be happy.

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You and MAF are youngsters. Time and randomness will sort things out.

Isn't MAF 35 or some shit?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #45 on:** May 17, 2012, 06:35:53 PM »

32- it's a difficult age for dating imo

Bebpo · « **Reply #46 on:** May 17, 2012, 06:43:47 PM »

Still young. Now 67, that's probably where it gets tough.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #47 on:** May 17, 2012, 07:20:54 PM »

I've got this mental image of how BN finds his true love. On one windy day his scarf will get a mean tug out of nowhere. Puzzled he'll look around and see that his scarf somehow tangled with this cute brunettes tastefully pale blue scarf... almost as if the scarfs were reaching out for each other. Soul scarfs.

etiolate · « **Reply #48 on:** May 17, 2012, 10:02:20 PM »

Also make sure you know what you're looking for in a partner.

Overall, there's nothing you can do to speed things along.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #49 on:** May 17, 2012, 10:06:49 PM »

personally, I'm tired of not being able to have sex with anyone. I'd rather eat a turd than be in a relationship right now

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #50 on:** May 17, 2012, 10:09:47 PM »

Quote from: The Sceneman on May 17, 2012, 10:06:49 PM

personally, I'm tired of not being able to have sex with anyone. I'd rather eat a turd than be in a relationship right now

Prostitution is legal in New Zealand. Just go pop one off in some paid strange and be done with it.

tiesto · « **Reply #51 on:** May 17, 2012, 10:21:08 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on May 17, 2012, 06:35:53 PM

32- it's a difficult age for dating imo

That's a perfect age, just go for some 27-28 year olds who are settled in their careers and looking to start a family.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #52 on:** May 17, 2012, 10:26:18 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on May 17, 2012, 01:03:31 PM

Haven't we had this conversation with BN before?

It's like posting clips from Adam Sandler movies isn't enough to change a person's life, almost

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #53 on:** May 17, 2012, 10:29:53 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on May 17, 2012, 03:27:16 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 17, 2012, 02:26:46 PM
Quote from: Linkzg on May 17, 2012, 02:25:28 PM
this reminds me of that girl who poked holes in condoms because she wanted a baby

Don't give BN ideas

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #54 on:** May 17, 2012, 10:39:16 PM »

Quote from: Cormacaroni on May 17, 2012, 10:26:18 PM

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on May 17, 2012, 01:03:31 PM
Haven't we had this conversation with BN before?

It's like posting clips from Adam Sandler movies isn't enough to change a person's life, almost

Its one of his best movies!

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #55 on:** May 17, 2012, 10:46:12 PM »

I'm tired of being a pussy magnet.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #56 on:** May 17, 2012, 10:47:44 PM »

My mom cant get enough- I am sorry.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #57 on:** May 18, 2012, 12:11:52 AM »

Tell your mom I'll always remember her fondly.

Lan · « **Reply #58 on:** May 18, 2012, 08:28:31 PM »

Quote from: Bebpo on May 17, 2012, 06:43:47 PM

Still young. Now 67, that's probably where it gets tough.

eh who wants to marry at 60? By then all you are marrying for is to not be alone before you die.

Groogrux · « **Reply #59 on:** May 18, 2012, 09:05:02 PM »

You could give this a try: Don't look for forever-girls, because if you find one looking for the same thing she's probably cray-cray, and quit fucking them after knowing them for less than 24 hours.

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Author Topic: I'm tired of being alone. (Read 11142 times)