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Title: I had the worst dream of my life AKA if anyone asks why I off'd myself
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 20, 2012, 02:28:57 PM
In all my years I've never had a more disturbing and disgusting dream.

In my dream I picked up a RHINO from a bar. A motherfucking ANTHROMORPHIC Rhino. And we went back to ITS place to have SEX!

But wait, THERE'S MORE! When we went for third base I caught something that turned me off... Not that I'm about to go down a disgusting animal, but the fact that it turned out to a FEMALE RHINO! that's right, I was disappointed about finding a VAGINA where there was supposed to be a PENIS (apparently Rhinos are hard to tell apart when they're not wearing make-up).

Oh wait, IT GETS BETTER! Being so put off by the unkempt vjj I tried make up an excuse to leave, the Rhino attempts to open the door, but I say "wait! I don't want anyone to see us leaving the room together" (finally, some semblance of SHAME!). Only it was too late, the door was opened and MOMMA RHINO was waiting outside happy that her daughter finally found someone! HNNNNNNGNGNGNNGGN. I was asked by the mother to leave my contact info with her girl so they could invite me back again (If someone calls me as I'm writing this line, I will kill myself).

And that's when I woke up. Holy shit I'm taking a bath and scrubbing myself with a cheese grater.

What could have possibly caused this? What kind of sick cosmic joke is this?

Was it because I made fun of Dust and furries before going to bed?

Or was it because I was thinking of an un-shampoo'd/un-soaped Himumu before I retired for the day?

This is very disturbing. Of all the animals in the animal kingdom. A Rhino. *suicide*
Title: Re: I had the worst dream of my life AKA if anyone asks why I off'd myself
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 20, 2012, 02:30:41 PM
:rofl
Title: Re: I had the worst dream of my life AKA if anyone asks why I off'd myself
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 20, 2012, 02:33:30 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/6LAIm.jpg)
Title: Re: I had the worst dream of my life AKA if anyone asks why I off'd myself
Post by: Himu on June 20, 2012, 02:34:09 PM
Well, to be fair, Prince William loves rhinos.

Save the rhinos!

http://www.people.com/people/package/article/0,,20395222_20605295,00.html
Title: Re: I had the worst dream of my life AKA if anyone asks why I off'd myself
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 20, 2012, 02:48:46 PM
In all my years I've never had a more disturbing and disgusting dream.

In my dream I picked up a RHINO from a bar. A motherfucking ANTHROMORPHIC Rhino. And we went back to ITS place to have SEX!

But wait, THERE'S MORE! When we went for third base I caught something that turned me off... Not that I'm about to go down a disgusting animal, but the fact that it turned out to a FEMALE RHINO! that's right, I was disappointed about finding a VAGINA where there was supposed to be a PENIS (apparently they're hard to tell apart when they're not wearing make-up).

Oh wait, IT GETS BETTER! Being so put off by the unkempt vjj I make up an excuse to leave, the Rhino attempts to open the door, but I say "wait! I don't want anyone to see us leaving the room together" (finally, some semblance of SHAME!). Only it was too late, the door was opened and MOMMA RHINO was waiting outside happy that her daughter finally found someone! HNNNNNNGNGNGNNGGN. I was asked by the mother to leave my contact info with her girl so they could invite me back again (If someone calls me as I'm writing this, I will kill myself).

And that's when I woke up. Holy shit I'm taking a bath and scrubbing myself with a cheese grater.

What could have possibly caused this? What kind of sick cosmic joke is this?

Was it because I made fun of Dust and furries before going to bed?

Or was it because I was thinking of an un-shampoo'd/un-soaped Himumu before I retired for the day?

This is very disturbing. Of all the animals in the animal kingdom. A Rhino. *suicide*
(http://i43.tinypic.com/ajwdgg.gif)
Title: Re: I had the worst dream of my life AKA if anyone asks why I off'd myself
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 20, 2012, 02:57:50 PM
someone photoshop his avatar humping a rhino wearing lipstick

:edit:  jesus right as I say that it changes
Title: Re: I had the worst dream of my life AKA if anyone asks why I off'd myself
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 20, 2012, 03:02:17 PM
(http://i43.tinypic.com/ajwdgg.gif)

This is why we're friends. You refuse to define me by my darkest moments.
Title: Re: I had the worst dream of my life AKA if anyone asks why I off'd myself
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 20, 2012, 03:13:30 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/5CvxL.jpg)
Title: Re: I had the worst dream of my life AKA if anyone asks why I off'd myself
Post by: Brehvolution on June 20, 2012, 03:14:31 PM
That is disturbing.
Title: Re: I had the worst dream of my life AKA if anyone asks why I off'd myself
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 20, 2012, 03:18:37 PM
That is disturbing.

Let's get real here. If you were stranded on an island for three months...

(http://i.imgur.com/EbeuH.jpg)

Are you telling me you wouldn't SMANG that?
Title: Re: I had the worst dream of my life AKA if anyone asks why I off'd myself
Post by: Himu on June 20, 2012, 03:39:52 PM
ban shaka khan
Title: Re: I had the worst dream of my life AKA if anyone asks why I off'd myself
Post by: Brehvolution on June 20, 2012, 03:50:02 PM
Did you put underpants on that pic? :rofl
Title: Re: I had the worst dream of my life AKA if anyone asks why I off'd myself
Post by: The Sceneman on June 20, 2012, 03:51:14 PM
:rofl

I'm dying here
Title: Re: I had the worst dream of my life AKA if anyone asks why I off'd myself
Post by: Positive Touch on June 20, 2012, 03:52:35 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9XKV6Dhlvw
Title: Re: I had the worst dream of my life AKA if anyone asks why I off'd myself
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 20, 2012, 03:56:13 PM
Whats a rhino?

Seriously is this some kind of gay word like cool young dude or bear?

I skipped all the gross details of your post.
Title: Re: I had the worst dream of my life AKA if anyone asks why I off'd myself
Post by: Dickie Dee on June 20, 2012, 04:11:02 PM
Whats a rhino?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3x4mlTRMc1r0h1zgo1_1280.jpg)
[close]

:nsfw
Title: Re: I had the worst dream of my life AKA if anyone asks why I off'd myself
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 20, 2012, 04:12:49 PM
Why would you post that?  :-\ Time to burn this computer and build a new one.
Title: Re: I had the worst dream of my life AKA if anyone asks why I off'd myself
Post by: D3RANG3D on June 20, 2012, 04:14:20 PM
Whats a rhino?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3x4mlTRMc1r0h1zgo1_1280.jpg)
[close]

:nsfw

 :yuck
Title: Re: I had the worst dream of my life AKA if anyone asks why I off'd myself
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 20, 2012, 04:14:49 PM
Im not clicking. Fuck that!
Title: Re: I had the worst dream of my life AKA if anyone asks why I off'd myself
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 20, 2012, 04:20:50 PM
Whats a rhino?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3x4mlTRMc1r0h1zgo1_1280.jpg)
[close]

:nsfw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31g0YE61PLQ
Title: I had the worst dream of my life AKA if anyone asks why I off'd myself
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 20, 2012, 04:23:24 PM
Whats a rhino?

http://bit.ly/KlkIQq
Title: Re: I had the worst dream of my life AKA if anyone asks why I off'd myself
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 20, 2012, 04:46:46 PM
Whats a rhino?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3x4mlTRMc1r0h1zgo1_1280.jpg)
[close]

:nsfw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31g0YE61PLQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs
Title: Re: I had the worst dream of my life AKA if anyone asks why I off'd myself
Post by: Momo on June 20, 2012, 04:47:15 PM
This is the most weird yet oddly familiar thing. I used to have strange fucked up sex dreams when i was younger, and they all ended in shame as well.

Irrelevant anecdote aside, you must pour half a cup of dish washing liquid into your earhole to cleanse the rhino sex
Title: Re: I had the worst dream of my life AKA if anyone asks why I off'd myself
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 20, 2012, 04:48:14 PM
I'm fucking losing it :rofl
Title: I had the worst dream of my life AKA if anyone asks why I off'd myself
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 20, 2012, 04:54:43 PM
Did you put underpants on that pic?

No I just found it that way under "sexy rhino."

That's the Internet for you.
Title: Re: I had the worst dream of my life AKA if anyone asks why I off'd myself
Post by: lennedsay on June 20, 2012, 06:07:26 PM
:rofl god damn

Kinda hot in these rhinos.
Title: Re: I had the worst dream of my life AKA if anyone asks why I off'd myself
Post by: Himu on June 20, 2012, 09:34:11 PM
Just had a nap, I had a dream I was sucking the biggest dick I ever saw along with this girl I met and the piano player I know from a church.
Title: Re: I had the worst dream of my life AKA if anyone asks why I off'd myself
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 20, 2012, 10:17:22 PM
Saw this on the way home -

(http://i.imgur.com/9eZqd.jpg)
Title: Re: I had the worst dream of my life AKA if anyone asks why I off'd myself
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 20, 2012, 10:32:31 PM
Shaka blew rhino.
Title: I had the worst dream of my life AKA if anyone asks why I off'd myself
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 20, 2012, 10:50:52 PM
I'm out with someone and the topic of dreams was brought and I shared this story....

Big.fucking.mistake!!

Writing it, hard as it was, was a lot less excruciating than actually hearing yourself saying it out loud.

Saw this on the way home -

(http://i.imgur.com/9eZqd.jpg)

:rofl
Title: Re: I had the worst dream of my life AKA if anyone asks why I off'd myself
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 20, 2012, 11:00:49 PM
some things cannot be shared!
Title: Re: I had the worst dream of my life AKA if anyone asks why I off'd myself
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 20, 2012, 11:01:20 PM
Don't go and get yourself beheaded dude.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
What would you lick rhino vagina with then?
[close]
Title: Re: I had the worst dream of my life AKA if anyone asks why I off'd myself
Post by: fistfulofmetal on June 20, 2012, 11:02:48 PM
a gay, a saudi, and a furry walk into a bar

the bartender says "oh, hello jinfash"
Title: Re: I had the worst dream of my life AKA if anyone asks why I off'd myself
Post by: FatalT on June 20, 2012, 11:14:44 PM
Wait. You're calling ME crazy? At least I don't dream about fucking Rhinos.
Title: Re: I had the worst dream of my life AKA if anyone asks why I off'd myself
Post by: Atramental on June 20, 2012, 11:23:37 PM
I have some dreams that I'm taking to my grave. That's for sure.

But thanks for sharing this with us, Shaka.  :lol

Title: Re: I had the worst dream of my life AKA if anyone asks why I off'd myself
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 21, 2012, 12:24:52 AM
Whats a rhino?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3x4mlTRMc1r0h1zgo1_1280.jpg)
[close]

:nsfw
.


God damnit.
Title: Re: I had the worst dream of my life AKA if anyone asks why I off'd myself
Post by: etiolate on June 21, 2012, 01:27:24 AM
Just had a nap, I had a dream I was sucking the biggest dick I ever saw along with this girl I met and the piano player I know from a church.

aren't church piano players normally old ladies?
Title: Re: I had the worst dream of my life AKA if anyone asks why I off'd myself
Post by: Himu on June 21, 2012, 01:42:23 AM
you clearly have never been to a black church
Title: Re: I had the worst dream of my life AKA if anyone asks why I off'd myself
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 21, 2012, 02:05:13 AM
Just had a nap, I had a dream I was sucking the biggest dick I ever saw along with this girl I met and the piano player I know from a church.

aren't church piano players normally old ladies?
times have changed
 :himu
Title: Re: I had the worst dream of my life AKA if anyone asks why I off'd myself
Post by: Broseidon on June 21, 2012, 11:54:00 AM
a gay, a saudi, and a furry walk into a bar

the bartender says "oh, hello jinfash"

:rofl
Title: Re: I had the worst dream of my life AKA if anyone asks why I off'd myself
Post by: Brehvolution on June 21, 2012, 03:03:20 PM
I almost spit out my coffee when I saw your avatar this morning, Shaka. :rofl
Title: Re: I had the worst dream of my life AKA if anyone asks why I off'd myself
Post by: Akala on June 21, 2012, 10:07:38 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: I had the worst dream of my life AKA if anyone asks why I off'd myself
Post by: drew on June 21, 2012, 10:41:00 PM
you really shouldn't have ever told anyone about this

I'm out with someone and the topic of dreams was brought and I shared this story....

aw shit, you dun did it now
Title: Re: I had the worst dream of my life AKA if anyone asks why I off'd myself
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 21, 2012, 10:58:32 PM
some things cannot be shared!


you really shouldn't have ever told anyone about this, not even internet people.

24 hours later and I'm absolutely agreeing with this.

There's a reason why we tend to forget these dreams, it's a self-defense mechanism for our sanity's sake. I mean, now I can't look at rhinos the same way ever again. Now there's history between us.
Title: Re: I had the worst dream of my life AKA if anyone asks why I off'd myself
Post by: pilonv1 on June 22, 2012, 12:27:03 AM
a gay, a saudi, and a furry walk into a bar

the bartender says "oh, hello jinfash"

:rofl
Title: Re: I had the worst dream of my life AKA if anyone asks why I off'd myself
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 22, 2012, 02:50:56 AM
I had this horrible, horrible dream that LeBron James was holding the Larry O'Brien trophy. I kept slapping myself and dunking my head in cold water to try to wake up, but I couldn't. The nightmare just kept going and going. It's still going.  :(

(http://i2.lulzimg.com/76bad61283.gif)
(http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/9840/leonoh.png)
Title: Re: I had the worst dream of my life AKA if anyone asks why I off'd myself
Post by: Himu on June 22, 2012, 12:22:07 PM
I had this horrible, horrible dream that LeBron James was holding the Larry O'Brien trophy. I kept slapping myself and dunking my head in cold water to try to wake up, but I couldn't. The nightmare just kept going and going. It's still going.  :(

(http://i2.lulzimg.com/76bad61283.gif)
(http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/9840/leonoh.png)

lebron looks like he has seen the face of god

hint: it is a reflection inside that cup
Title: Re: I had the worst dream of my life AKA if anyone asks why I off'd myself
Post by: Beezy on June 22, 2012, 11:28:03 PM
:rofl