In all my years I've never had a more disturbing and disgusting dream.
In my dream I picked up a RHINO from a bar. A motherfucking ANTHROMORPHIC Rhino. And we went back to ITS place to have SEX!
But wait, THERE'S MORE! When we went for third base I caught something that turned me off... Not that I'm about to go down a disgusting animal, but the fact that it turned out to a FEMALE RHINO! that's right, I was disappointed about finding a VAGINA where there was supposed to be a PENIS (apparently Rhinos are hard to tell apart when they're not wearing make-up).
Oh wait, IT GETS BETTER! Being so put off by the unkempt vjj I tried make up an excuse to leave, the Rhino attempts to open the door, but I say "wait! I don't want anyone to see us leaving the room together" (finally, some semblance of SHAME!). Only it was too late, the door was opened and MOMMA RHINO was waiting outside happy that her daughter finally found someone! HNNNNNNGNGNGNNGGN. I was asked by the mother to leave my contact info with her girl so they could invite me back again (If someone calls me as I'm writing this line, I will kill myself).
And that's when I woke up. Holy shit I'm taking a bath and scrubbing myself with a cheese grater.
What could have possibly caused this? What kind of sick cosmic joke is this?
Was it because I made fun of Dust and furries before going to bed?
Or was it because I was thinking of an un-shampoo'd/un-soaped Himumu before I retired for the day?
This is very disturbing. Of all the animals in the animal kingdom. A Rhino. *suicide*
