GOOD JOB SPAWNING, LENNEDSAY
You're gonna be the best, coolest mom, no doubt. As an added bonus, your career on the Bore has already prepared you for having to nurture crying infants.
Fun fact: According to FB, baby Shea shares the same birthday as my baby sister (and apparently elektrikluv).
GOOD JOB SPAWNING, LENNEDSAY
You're gonna be the best, coolest mom, no doubt. As an added bonus, your career on the Bore has already prepared you for having to nurture crying infants.
Congratulations, and may you successfully achieve a full night's sleep at some point in the remainder of this year.
GOOD JOB SPAWNING, LENNEDSAY
You're gonna be the best, coolest mom, no doubt. As an added bonus, your career on the Bore has already prepared you for having to nurture crying infants.
You can totally do it. After about a month our kiddo started sleeping 9-11 hours straight at night.
That's awesome! Congrats. And enjoy this time. They grow up quick.You can totally do it. After about a month our kiddo started sleeping 9-11 hours straight at night.
Shut your lying mouth, asshole.
My daughter goes down at 8pm and doesn't wake up until 6 or 7am. Took some work, but it's consistent.
:lolMy daughter goes down at 8pm and doesn't wake up until 6 or 7am. Took some work, but it's consistent.
I stand by my previous comment.
GOOD JOB SPAWNING, LENNEDSAY
You're gonna be the best, coolest mom, no doubt. As an added bonus, your career on the Bore has already prepared you for having to nurture crying infants.
Congrats! :hyperspoiler (click to show/hide)Did you keep the afterbirth? :kylielaff :kylielaff[close]
Thanks everyone! :D
Just got home from the hospital and sent Daddy to go get my medicine from the grocery store pharmacy. Called to ask if he was still out and if so, I would love some strawberries. He was sleeping in the car while they filled the script. :lol new parent alert
My in laws... :lol oh man, I'm sure you all can imagine what transpired at the hospital. Next time I talk to that woman, she's getting another tongue lashing, since the one from last week didn't register properly. Can't wait! :hyper
My in laws... :lol oh man, I'm sure you all can imagine what transpired at the hospital. Next time I talk to that woman, she's getting another tongue lashing, since the one from last week didn't register properly. Can't wait! :hyper
She's so silly already!! If anybody is interested in the professional hospital pics, PM and I'll send the link/pw. Just a warning - its a slideshow they put to music, and it's almost as tear-inducing than those damn ASPCA commercials with the sad music and shivering dogs.I laugh so damn hard at these commercials. My friends think I'm crazy for it. :lol
I bet she gave your kid a bunch of dictionaries or complete histories of the Roman empire lol. And then when she's four and obviously can't read them she'll be like "oh, I guess you didn't like my presents huh :smug"
What did your FIL say about breastfeeding, or do I not want to know :-\
It's reading stuff like that makes me very grateful for having great in-laws.
You guys need to move away from them, I can't think of anything else that will get the point across to her. :-\
PD: A lot of guys have this overly sexualized view of breasts and have problems with breastfeeding. I wouldn't be surprised if the FIL was making jokes about it.
:rofl
This is the same man who was excited when we bought a house with a pool, and explained he couldn't wait to see me in a bikini top... to my father. :-\
:rofl
This is the same man who was excited when we bought a house with a pool, and explained he couldn't wait to see me in a bikini top... to my father. :-\
:rofl
This is the same man who was excited when we bought a house with a pool, and explained he couldn't wait to see me in a bikini top... to my father. :-\
:wtf
Your father must have shown considerable restraint.
Bingo. Your granddaughter is sobbing hysterically because she's hungry and hospital staff has to tell you to GTFO so I can nurse her, and you raise your hand to ask if you can take a turn. :yuck
:rofl
This is the same man who was excited when we bought a house with a pool, and explained he couldn't wait to see me in a bikini top... to my father. :-\
lenn looks like a latina.
mmm hmmm :drool
There are some general "probably shouldn't say that out loud bro" rules for conversation, even for family members. I'm sure in laws may comment on their son or daughter in law being handsome/pretty/attractive/etc all the time, but I'm pretty sure saying "can't wait to see you in a bikini LOL" crosses some line. Especially the the other father lolIt'd be time to soak FIL in the fucking pool if one said that about my daughter. God damn, that guy must not have a lick of sense.
Maybe if he made that type of joke in private to your husband, I could kind of understand it. Actually..nah
Reading all this makes me even more happy both sides of my family get along nearly perfectly. My dad kind of has a condescending attitude towards my mom's oldest brother but that's it
Also, this officially makes you a MILF now. :drool
Congrats!!! :Djesus mupepe, have you not changed your avatar in the last 10 years?
Talked to the pediatrician's office about the crusty, gooey eyes. It's blocked tear ducts and really common. They told me over the phone how to massage the ducts open and warned I might see some increased goo after the massage. Oh man, after one eye, I wiped her eye with a cotton ball, and she opened her eye and this huge glob of eye snot was in there. It was incredible!
Yesterday my husband said she had a booger so big it clogged the snot bulb.
<3 gross kid stuff <3
Haha yea we're used to poop, puke and pee thanks to the pups.
I always liked shit like this though, anything medical and gooey. I had reptiles for a long time, and they would occasionally get ear infections and stuff. The vet showed me how to lance and squeeze pus out and administer antibiotic shots to turtles and geckos. Shit was amazing lol
why would I? It's perfectCongrats!!! :Djesus mupepe, have you not changed your avatar in the last 10 years?
10. years.
:heart
I'm so happy everyone is healthy and well.
love the new tag too! :drool
gfd you have shet10. years.
I've had spinning kick Raph since 2001.
edit: also, Congrats Lennedsay!
(http://i48.tinypic.com/2j4qa2a.jpg)
:heart :heart :heart
Dang you're right! I upgraded to Senior MILF in light of the situation. :-*
Had another talk with my husband last night regarding his parents. We're both so emotionally done that we're giving up with them. If they make a complete 180, we'll reconsider. My parents just got into a huge argument with my dad's mom over shit that happened 20 years ago that they still haven't acknowledged or apologized for. Came to the awful realization that in another 20, 30, 40 years, we could be in the same situation as my parents if shit doesn't change.
Thanks for all the congrats, guys. :heart Little one is doing pretty good, but may have some blocked tear ducts. She's so pitiful with her gooey little eyes. Gotta go to the dr tomorrow... :(
[Awwww. When I see heartwarming and adorable photos like this I can't help but lactate. :heart
The good thing is, a lot of kids grow out of that milk allergy.
I can't even imagine how scary that image would be, good lord. I'm glad she's alright overall though. Just in the future don't be That Parent who tells your kid's friends about the infant ailments suffered 15-20 years ago. Which is what my mom does to this day, oblivious to the obvious embarrassment factor :fbm
Len's mother-in-law:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XL_1V8Ie_I
Cute babby.. looks just like me.
Guy: She kicked me out!
Satan: God kicked me out of Heaven once!
Guy: This isn't about you!!
MIL talking to my child: "You are such a cute baby, even if you weren't planned!"
:lol
Let me give you a sample of what transpired...
MIL talking to my child: "You are such a cute baby, even if you weren't planned!"
Apparently stopping birth control for 3 years, buying a house 3 years ago big enough for kids in a great school district, and saving money/paying down debt isn't considered "planning" for kids. Not to mention that I spent the last 2.5 years at doctors and chiropractors getting my health concerns under control so I could physically handle pregnancy. Since I wasn't forcing my husband to have cold, mechanical sex with me on ovulation days and neglecting his yogurt slinger the rest of the month, my child was an accident.
They gave us a $50 gift card to Texas Roadhouse.
MIL talking to my child: "You are such a cute baby, even if you weren't planned!"
I'm putting my foot down.. Your an asshole T EXP!!!!
I'm putting my foot down.. Your an asshole T EXP!!!!
Is your mom still hooking? If so, I may throw her a five to do the ol' in out, in out
Yea but you guys don't understand! They gave us a $50 gift card to Texas Roadhouse. Basically that means they can say and do whatever they want, because they purchased a Guilt Trip Pass.
I was gonna post fomething but I gorgot what it was.
Len, you are close enough to Kentucky to call in a favor to T234. Get some of his hard pipe hittin' niccas to pay a house call. Not to hurt anyone, but to put a little perspective back in their lives.:rofl
:lol
Let me give you a sample of what transpired...
MIL talking to my child: "You are such a cute baby, even if you weren't planned!"
Apparently stopping birth control for 3 years, buying a house 3 years ago big enough for kids in a great school district, and saving money/paying down debt isn't considered "planning" for kids. Not to mention that I spent the last 2.5 years at doctors and chiropractors getting my health concerns under control so I could physically handle pregnancy. Since I wasn't forcing my husband to have cold, mechanical sex with me on ovulation days and neglecting his yogurt slinger the rest of the month, my child was an accident.
Why is she so angry at the world?!
why do babies hate being on their tummies?
why do babies hate being on their tummies?
why do babies hate being on their tummies?
So back in the 50s you were supposed to put babies on their stomachs to sleep. Then the SIDS scare hit. Since the 70s/80s they say to put babies on their backs until they learn to roll over, then they can sleep on their stomachs. SIDS has gone way down.
Kids just aren't used to it anymore, so they have to adjust.
Good job, Addie!
Fuck you, Dad!
fuck I hate babies.
Good job, Addie!Quote from: AddieFuck you, Dad!
Love kids.
Guess what we got last night?!?!?!
NO FUCKING SLEEP.
Was there something wrong or was little girl sick, you ask? Nope, she just knows how to party!
Oh man, I went through the same thing with my ex-FIL. He never thought that anything he said was wrong and acted hostile towards me (and Amber) anytime we ever said anything to him about it.
Trust me, their loss, not yours or your family's. I'd rather my kid grow up knowing awesome family who loves him instead of some who do and some who could give a shit.
We started putting the baby in her crib in her own damn room, which is directly across from our room, and she sleeps basically all night! She gets up once or twice to eat, but then back to bed immediately and asleep for another 3-4 hours. GLORIOUS!
We started putting the baby in her crib in her own damn room, which is directly across from our room, and she sleeps basically all night! She gets up once or twice to eat, but then back to bed immediately and asleep for another 3-4 hours. GLORIOUS!
Kids sleeping in their own room is an awesome thing. Addie sleeps 10-11 hours straight through the night. :rock
Addie is now rolling over and we started rice cereal. Crazy how fast they grow up.
We started putting the baby in her crib in her own damn room, which is directly across from our room, and she sleeps basically all night! She gets up once or twice to eat, but then back to bed immediately and asleep for another 3-4 hours. GLORIOUS!
Kids sleeping in their own room is an awesome thing. Addie sleeps 10-11 hours straight through the night. :rock
Addie is now rolling over and we started rice cereal. Crazy how fast they grow up.
:rock
God they do grow up so fast. It seems like yesterday your wifey was still preggers, getting hit by cars. Every time I crossed a street or parking lot while pregnant, I gave any approaching drivers a look that could penetrate their soul.
My husband's in charge of tactics for dating-age. So far it involves machetes, animal carcasses, and a kill room reminiscent of Dexter's set ups.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPOb3DlB7WAQuoteMy husband's in charge of tactics for dating-age. So far it involves machetes, animal carcasses, and a kill room reminiscent of Dexter's set ups.
I'm not freaked out by the idea of her dating some day.
We started putting the baby in her crib in her own damn room, which is directly across from our room, and she sleeps basically all night! She gets up once or twice to eat, but then back to bed immediately and asleep for another 3-4 hours. GLORIOUS!
Kids sleeping in their own room is an awesome thing. Addie sleeps 10-11 hours straight through the night. :rock
Addie is now rolling over and we started rice cereal. Crazy how fast they grow up.
Stevie B - does he nurse or eat formula? Is he fussy during the day? Could it be gassiness from something in his diet? Evey is a nightmare when she gets gassy and can't burp. Since I nurse her, there are many more variables, but I've been keeping track of my food and can immediately tell what I ate that she doesn't like. On those days, she's really good during the day and sleeps (probably from exhaustion), but is miserable at night. Also, the cluster feedings... :-\
Have you tried a bedtime routine? Around 7pm we give her a bath, put her in her PJs and then Em feeds her. We also have a fan going in her room and music playing to help calm her down. She's typically asleep between 7:45 and 8:15.
Yea, he'd probably be fussy. If he's happy, then that's probably not it... I'm out of advice. I just changed my first diaper 4 weeks ago, so I'm worthless.