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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: BlackMage on July 25, 2012, 01:26:40 AM

Title: What u say about my momma?! thread
Post by: BlackMage on July 25, 2012, 01:26:40 AM: You sumbitches got sumpin' to say about my momma? Keep it in this thread! No more random potshots!!! :maf LET'S DISCUSS THIS LIKE MEN!!! Yes, when my mom was single and dating a few years back.. men had a TENDENCY to give her money!! She diint ask for it!!! She ain't no whore, you assholes!
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Post by: Joe Molotov on July 25, 2012, 01:28:29 AM: Damn, I bet she's good.
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Post by: BlackMage on July 25, 2012, 01:29:53 AM: Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on July 25, 2012, 01:28:29 AM
Damn, I bet she's good.

Well, I bet you're terrible!!!! :maf
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Post by: bdoughty on July 25, 2012, 01:30:21 AM: If only they were not crumpled up dollar bills?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MBoQTePZQs
Title: Re: What u say about my momma?! thread
Post by: BlackMage on July 25, 2012, 01:32:31 AM: who the fuck are you? I dont know this nicca.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on July 25, 2012, 01:33:47 AM: pics plz
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Post by: bdoughty on July 25, 2012, 01:34:42 AM: Things your dad said for $500, Alex.

Quote from: BlackMage on July 25, 2012, 01:32:31 AM
who the fuck are you? I dont know this nicca.
Title: Re: What u say about my momma?! thread
Post by: BlackMage on July 25, 2012, 01:36:25 AM: Quote from: bdoughty on July 25, 2012, 01:34:42 AM
Quote from: BlackMage on July 25, 2012, 01:32:31 AM
who the fuck are you? I dont know this nicca.

Things your dad said for $500, Alex.

My dad can rot in hell, and I mean it
Title: Re: What u say about my momma?! thread
Post by: bdoughty on July 25, 2012, 01:39:06 AM: Quote from: BlackMage on July 25, 2012, 01:36:25 AM
My dad can rot in hell, and I mean it

Yet thanks to his sperm donation we have this thread. Maybe hell is too harsh?
Title: Re: What u say about my momma?! thread
Post by: BlackMage on July 25, 2012, 01:40:13 AM: Quote from: bdoughty on July 25, 2012, 01:39:06 AM
Quote from: BlackMage on July 25, 2012, 01:36:25 AM
My dad can rot in hell, and I mean it

Yet thanks to his sperm donation we have this thread. Maybe hell is too harsh?

Considering he tried to murder me when I was a baby.. Hell is too nice.
Title: Re: What u say about my momma?! thread
Post by: bdoughty on July 25, 2012, 01:43:22 AM: Quote from: BlackMage on July 25, 2012, 01:40:13 AM
Considering he tried to murder me when I was a baby.. Hell is too nice.

Boo hoo. My dad tried to kill me (abrortion) but my birth mother/crack whore figured she could make something by putting me up for adoption. True Story, feel free and top it.
Title: Re: What u say about my momma?! thread
Post by: BlackMage on July 25, 2012, 01:48:06 AM: MY mom caught my dad in the process of beating me to death at 9 months old. Not only did she not press charges.. she hid me away from my grandfather until i was no longer black and blue all over my body because she was afraid my grandpa would murder my dad, which he would have.
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Post by: Himu on July 25, 2012, 01:50:28 AM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIk0abbYgXQ
Title: Re: What u say about my momma?! thread
Post by: BlackMage on July 25, 2012, 01:52:39 AM: Quote from: Stringer Bell on July 25, 2012, 01:50:28 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIk0abbYgXQ

this is how the inevitable face/off between me and demi will play out.
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Post by: Mandark on July 25, 2012, 02:01:04 AM: BlackMage, yo momma's birthstone is sulfur.
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Post by: bdoughty on July 25, 2012, 02:03:48 AM: Quote from: BlackMage on July 25, 2012, 01:48:06 AM
MY mom caught my dad in the process of beating me to death at 9 months old. Not only did she not press charges.. she hid me away from my grandfather until i was no longer black and blue all over my body because she was afraid my grandpa would murder my dad, which he would have.

Yeah, but your mom kept you. Mine just tortured me with cigarette smoke, alcohol and an assortment of drugs for 9 months as she waited for me to pop out, thinking I was some cash cow.
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Post by: Shaka Khan on July 25, 2012, 02:08:16 AM: Quote from: BlackMage on July 25, 2012, 01:48:06 AM
MY mom caught my dad in the process of beating me to death at 9 months old. Not only did she not press charges.. she hid me away from my grandfather until i was no longer black and blue all over my body because she was afraid my grandpa would murder my dad, which he would have.

Holy shit, thread got dark pretty quick.
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Post by: tehjaybo on July 25, 2012, 02:35:37 AM: I've had both, 3/10 at most.
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Post by: G The Resurrected on July 25, 2012, 03:07:13 AM: I miss my mom and grandmother, hell I even miss the missus' mom. Mom's are so cool!

I still have one grandmother left but I'm not close to that side of my family. Go do something special for your mom's before its too late and not just a thought but a reality.
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Post by: Bildi on July 25, 2012, 03:16:51 AM: My dad never tried to kill me and now I got nobody to blame for everything. :maf
Title: Re: What u say about my momma?! thread
Post by: Tasty on July 25, 2012, 03:19:58 AM: Quote from: Stringer Bell on July 25, 2012, 01:50:28 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIk0abbYgXQ

I love this movie.
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Post by: Positive Touch on July 25, 2012, 08:23:42 AM: sign here if you thought blackmage's mom overcharged and underdelivered
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Post by: bork on July 25, 2012, 10:32:29 AM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeDeh6eXZ4E
Title: Re: What u say about my momma?! thread
Post by: chronovore on July 31, 2012, 01:19:18 AM: Quote from: BlackMage on July 25, 2012, 01:48:06 AM
MY mom caught my dad in the process of beating me to death at 9 months old. Not only did she not press charges.. she hid me away from my grandfather until i was no longer black and blue all over my body because she was afraid my grandpa would murder my dad, which he would have.

What... the... fuck?!
Title: Re: What u say about my momma?! thread
Post by: Shaka Khan on July 31, 2012, 01:20:47 AM: Quote from: Positive Touch on July 25, 2012, 08:23:42 AM
sign here if you thought blackmage's mom overcharged and underdelivered

Co-signed. The reviews on her website were all misleading.
Title: Re: What u say about my momma?! thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 31, 2012, 06:55:39 AM: This gentleman found her to be well worth the price:
http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=33204.msg1536604#msg1536604