Author Topic: What u say about my momma?! thread (Read 1480 times)

BlackMage · « **on:** July 25, 2012, 01:26:40 AM »

You sumbitches got sumpin' to say about my momma? Keep it in this thread! No more random potshots!!!

LET'S DISCUSS THIS LIKE MEN!!! Yes, when my mom was single and dating a few years back.. men had a TENDENCY to give her money!! She diint ask for it!!! She ain't no whore, you assholes!

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1 on:** July 25, 2012, 01:28:29 AM »

Damn, I bet she's good.

BlackMage · « **Reply #2 on:** July 25, 2012, 01:29:53 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on July 25, 2012, 01:28:29 AM

Damn, I bet she's good.

Well, I bet you're terrible!!!!

bdoughty · « **Reply #3 on:** July 25, 2012, 01:30:21 AM »

If only they were not crumpled up dollar bills?

BlackMage · « **Reply #4 on:** July 25, 2012, 01:32:31 AM »

who the fuck are you? I dont know this nicca.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #5 on:** July 25, 2012, 01:33:47 AM »

pics plz

bdoughty · « **Reply #6 on:** July 25, 2012, 01:34:42 AM »

Things your dad said for $500, Alex.

Quote from: BlackMage on July 25, 2012, 01:32:31 AM

who the fuck are you? I dont know this nicca.

BlackMage · « **Reply #7 on:** July 25, 2012, 01:36:25 AM »

Quote from: bdoughty on July 25, 2012, 01:34:42 AM

Quote from: BlackMage on July 25, 2012, 01:32:31 AM
who the fuck are you? I dont know this nicca.

Things your dad said for $500, Alex.

My dad can rot in hell, and I mean it

bdoughty · « **Reply #8 on:** July 25, 2012, 01:39:06 AM »

Quote from: BlackMage on July 25, 2012, 01:36:25 AM

My dad can rot in hell, and I mean it

Yet thanks to his sperm donation we have this thread. Maybe hell is too harsh?

BlackMage · « **Reply #9 on:** July 25, 2012, 01:40:13 AM »

Quote from: bdoughty on July 25, 2012, 01:39:06 AM

Quote from: BlackMage on July 25, 2012, 01:36:25 AM
My dad can rot in hell, and I mean it

Yet thanks to his sperm donation we have this thread. Maybe hell is too harsh?

Considering he tried to murder me when I was a baby.. Hell is too nice.

bdoughty · « **Reply #10 on:** July 25, 2012, 01:43:22 AM »

Quote from: BlackMage on July 25, 2012, 01:40:13 AM

Considering he tried to murder me when I was a baby.. Hell is too nice.

Boo hoo. My dad tried to kill me (abrortion) but my birth mother/crack whore figured she could make something by putting me up for adoption. True Story, feel free and top it.

BlackMage · « **Reply #11 on:** July 25, 2012, 01:48:06 AM »

MY mom caught my dad in the process of beating me to death at 9 months old. Not only did she not press charges.. she hid me away from my grandfather until i was no longer black and blue all over my body because she was afraid my grandpa would murder my dad, which he would have.

Himu · « **Reply #12 on:** July 25, 2012, 01:50:28 AM »

BlackMage · « **Reply #13 on:** July 25, 2012, 01:52:39 AM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on July 25, 2012, 01:50:28 AM

this is how the inevitable face/off between me and demi will play out.

Mandark · « **Reply #14 on:** July 25, 2012, 02:01:04 AM »

BlackMage, yo momma's birthstone is sulfur.

bdoughty · « **Reply #15 on:** July 25, 2012, 02:03:48 AM »

Quote from: BlackMage on July 25, 2012, 01:48:06 AM

MY mom caught my dad in the process of beating me to death at 9 months old. Not only did she not press charges.. she hid me away from my grandfather until i was no longer black and blue all over my body because she was afraid my grandpa would murder my dad, which he would have.

Yeah, but your mom kept you. Mine just tortured me with cigarette smoke, alcohol and an assortment of drugs for 9 months as she waited for me to pop out, thinking I was some cash cow.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #16 on:** July 25, 2012, 02:08:16 AM »

Quote from: BlackMage on July 25, 2012, 01:48:06 AM

MY mom caught my dad in the process of beating me to death at 9 months old. Not only did she not press charges.. she hid me away from my grandfather until i was no longer black and blue all over my body because she was afraid my grandpa would murder my dad, which he would have.

Holy shit, thread got dark pretty quick.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #17 on:** July 25, 2012, 02:35:37 AM »

I've had both, 3/10 at most.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #18 on:** July 25, 2012, 03:07:13 AM »

I miss my mom and grandmother, hell I even miss the missus' mom. Mom's are so cool!

I still have one grandmother left but I'm not close to that side of my family. Go do something special for your mom's before its too late and not just a thought but a reality.

Bildi · « **Reply #19 on:** July 25, 2012, 03:16:51 AM »

My dad never tried to kill me and now I got nobody to blame for everything.

Tasty · « **Reply #20 on:** July 25, 2012, 03:19:58 AM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on July 25, 2012, 01:50:28 AM

I love this movie.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #21 on:** July 25, 2012, 08:23:42 AM »

sign here if you thought blackmage's mom overcharged and underdelivered

bork · « **Reply #22 on:** July 25, 2012, 10:32:29 AM »

chronovore · « **Reply #23 on:** July 31, 2012, 01:19:18 AM »

Quote from: BlackMage on July 25, 2012, 01:48:06 AM

MY mom caught my dad in the process of beating me to death at 9 months old. Not only did she not press charges.. she hid me away from my grandfather until i was no longer black and blue all over my body because she was afraid my grandpa would murder my dad, which he would have.

What... the... fuck?!

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #24 on:** July 31, 2012, 01:20:47 AM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on July 25, 2012, 08:23:42 AM

sign here if you thought blackmage's mom overcharged and underdelivered

Co-signed. The reviews on her website were all misleading.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #25 on:** July 31, 2012, 06:55:39 AM »

This gentleman found her to be well worth the price:
http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=33204.msg1536604#msg1536604

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Author Topic: What u say about my momma?! thread (Read 1480 times)