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Title: Fistful am cry: Portman Married Ballerina Man
Post by: lennedsay on August 06, 2012, 12:26:22 AM: Saturday Aug 4: Fistful's 9/11

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/natalie-portman-benjamin-millepied-have-wedding-ceremony-201258?stop_mobi=yes (http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/natalie-portman-benjamin-millepied-have-wedding-ceremony-201258?stop_mobi=yes)

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Jeweler Jamie Wolf confirmed to Us: "I designed the rings worn by Benjamin Millepied and Natalie Portman . . . They were made with recycled platinum and conflict free diamonds."

:himu
Title: Re: Fistful am cry: Portman Married Ballerina Man
Post by: Positive Touch on August 06, 2012, 12:40:23 AM: well i look better than that motherfucker
Title: Re: Fistful am cry: Portman Married Ballerina Man
Post by: lennedsay on August 06, 2012, 01:14:26 AM: Yea but you're not a ballerina.
Title: Re: Fistful am cry: Portman Married Ballerina Man
Post by: Shaka Khan on August 06, 2012, 01:19:50 AM: Quote from: Positive Touch on August 06, 2012, 12:40:23 AM
well i look better than that motherfucker

Agreed. :hump

Quote from: lennedsay on August 06, 2012, 01:14:26 AM
Yea but you're not a ballerina.

Only because he's got tutu phobia.
Title: Re: Fistful am cry: Portman Married Ballerina Man
Post by: BlackMage on August 06, 2012, 01:20:03 AM: I'm a ballerina! I'm whatever she wants me to be.
Title: Re: Fistful am cry: Portman Married Ballerina Man
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 06, 2012, 01:37:28 AM: meh, fistfull found a new waifu :-*
Title: Re: Fistful am cry: Portman Married Ballerina Man
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 06, 2012, 01:45:52 AM: Does the " :-* " imply that he made you his new waifu?
Title: Re: Fistful am cry: Portman Married Ballerina Man
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 06, 2012, 02:04:35 AM: I thought he was fine with any meat as long as it was young and lean.
Title: Re: Fistful am cry: Portman Married Ballerina Man
Post by: fistfulofmetal on August 06, 2012, 08:37:03 AM: I hope she has a happy life with him.
Title: Re: Fistful am cry: Portman Married Ballerina Man
Post by: Momo on August 06, 2012, 11:13:55 AM: Quote from: fistfulofmetal on August 06, 2012, 08:37:03 AM
I hope she has a happy life with him.
(http://i.imgur.com/6vxui.jpg)
Title: Re: Fistful am cry: Portman Married Ballerina Man
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 06, 2012, 11:39:40 AM: She would never live up to fistful's expectations anyway.

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Of being 12.

(http://i.imgur.com/JmOYb.jpg)
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Title: Re: Fistful am cry: Portman Married Ballerina Man
Post by: brawndolicious on August 06, 2012, 05:04:15 PM: Is it ironic that a lot of Jews are jewelers?
Title: Re: Fistful am cry: Portman Married Ballerina Man
Post by: BlackMage on August 06, 2012, 07:20:54 PM: Quote from: am nintenho on August 06, 2012, 05:04:15 PM
Is it ironic that a lot of Jews are jewelers?

no
Title: Re: Fistful am cry: Portman Married Ballerina Man
Post by: chronovore on August 06, 2012, 10:43:14 PM: Good for Natalie.

Poor fistful...
Title: Re: Fistful am cry: Portman Married Ballerina Man
Post by: Ganhyun on August 08, 2012, 06:53:36 PM: So who is Fistful's new waifu?
Title: Re: Fistful am cry: Portman Married Ballerina Man
Post by: chronovore on August 08, 2012, 07:35:42 PM: Quote from: Ganhyun on August 08, 2012, 06:53:36 PM
So who is Fistful's new waifu?

Portman and Ballerina-guy's first daughter, of course!
Title: Re: Fistful am cry: Portman Married Ballerina Man
Post by: Ganhyun on August 08, 2012, 07:36:37 PM: Quote from: chronovore on August 08, 2012, 07:35:42 PM
Quote from: Ganhyun on August 08, 2012, 06:53:36 PM
So who is Fistful's new waifu?

Portman and Ballerina-guy's first daughter, of course!

:lol :lol