Fistful am cry: Portman Married Ballerina Man

[lennedsay]

Saturday Aug 4: Fistful's 9/11

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/natalie-portman-benjamin-millepied-have-wedding-ceremony-201258?stop_mobi=yes

Jeweler Jamie Wolf confirmed to Us: "I designed the rings worn by Benjamin Millepied and Natalie Portman . . . They were made with recycled platinum and conflict free diamonds."

 :himu

[Positive Touch]

well i look better than that motherfucker

[lennedsay]

Yea but you're not a ballerina.

[Shaka Khan]

well i look better than that motherfucker

Agreed.

Yea but you're not a ballerina.

Only because he's got tutu phobia.

[BlackMage]

I'm a ballerina! I'm whatever she wants me to be.

[Phoenix Dark]

meh, fistfull found a new waifu 

[Madrun Badrun]

Does the "  " imply that he made you his new waifu?

[Madrun Badrun]

I thought he was fine with any meat as long as it was young and lean.

[fistfulofmetal]

I hope she has a happy life with him.

[Momo]

I hope she has a happy life with him.

[Joe Molotov]

She would never live up to fistful's expectations anyway.

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Of being 12.

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[brawndolicious]

Is it ironic that a lot of Jews are jewelers?

[BlackMage]

Is it ironic that a lot of Jews are jewelers?

no

[chronovore]

Good for Natalie.

Poor fistful...

[Ganhyun]

So who is Fistful's new waifu?

[chronovore]

So who is Fistful's new waifu?

Portman and Ballerina-guy's first daughter, of course!

[Ganhyun]

So who is Fistful's new waifu?

Portman and Ballerina-guy's first daughter, of course!