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Title: Sony TGS Conference: Ugly ass PS3 top loader is realz
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 19, 2012, 12:07:58 AM
http://live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv108525135?ref=grel

Conference is live right now and they started off with finally fessing up with the new slimmer PS3.

250GB and 500GB are the models. Coming out October 4th. And still fucking ugly as fuck.

Looked like a 12GB unit for Europe, too.

Games
Gundam Breaker PS3/Vita
God Eater 2 PSP/Vita
Toukiden PSP/Vita
Senran Kaugra Vita
Oboro Muramasa Vita
Valhalla Knights Vita
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Post by: pilonv1 on September 19, 2012, 12:08:37 AM
Andrew House seems to speaks decent japanese

looks terrible though
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 19, 2012, 12:20:20 AM
Everybody's Golf 6 PS3 bundle for Japan.

Short bit of EDF4 video footage in a montage.

Rocksmith? Really? That's all you got? :lol
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Post by: Beezy on September 19, 2012, 12:36:09 AM
TGS started? I'm really out of the loop...
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Post by: Purple Filth on September 19, 2012, 12:37:42 AM
those prices  :lol
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on September 19, 2012, 12:39:00 AM
:lol they raised the price on the ps3

they're idiots
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Post by: Trent Dole on September 19, 2012, 12:41:34 AM
It costs more? Are you fucking serious? :lol
VVV $250's more than it should be but still reasonable I guess.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 19, 2012, 12:42:26 AM
$249 for 250GB
$299 for 500GB

Good jon everyone.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on September 19, 2012, 12:43:42 AM
PS3 slerm
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Post by: Takao on September 19, 2012, 12:52:33 AM
Goodbye Vita the world hardly knew you :(
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on September 19, 2012, 12:52:47 AM
no, it's $269 for the 250GB

but hey you get uncharted 3  :yuck and some bullshit vouchers for dust 514  :-X

real talk, sony is run by complete morons
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Post by: Bebpo on September 19, 2012, 12:54:08 AM
real talk, sony is run by complete morons

Yup.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 19, 2012, 12:56:36 AM
For real.
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Post by: Momo on September 19, 2012, 12:57:26 AM
All hail Lord Sorny
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 19, 2012, 12:59:04 AM
I'm getting the feeling that Sony has nothing new to show off. I bet the GAF thread is hilariously butthurt about now.
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Post by: Tasty on September 19, 2012, 12:59:32 AM
IS PS3 selling well enough that a price increase won't hurt sales? The DS went up at one point too IIRC...

yyyyyyyyeah, i'd say that closes the book on the vita.

What happened?
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 19, 2012, 01:00:14 AM
IS PS3 selling well enough that a price increase won't hurt sales? The DS went up at one point too IIRC...

yyyyyyyyeah, i'd say that closes the book on the vita.

What happened?

Absolutely nothing.

Wait! Three games from Marvelous--- nevermind, absolutely nothing. :lol
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 19, 2012, 01:02:36 AM
That boob fighter Senran Kagura is coming to Vita, along with Valhalla Knights 3 and Oboro Muramasa.
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Post by: Tasty on September 19, 2012, 01:04:27 AM
Muramasa should be good news. If Sonytards nutted over a P4 port which they likely already played, Muramasa should be worth noting too considering it was Wii exclusive.
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Post by: Momo on September 19, 2012, 01:08:23 AM
Muramasa :3

But even though I own a Vita, I kinda dont even want to buy games for the thing anymore
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 19, 2012, 01:08:33 AM
Koei Tecmo is up next.

Toukiden -- Developed by Omega Force for PSP/Vita

Now Bandai Namco. Bring on the Gundams.
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Post by: Momo on September 19, 2012, 01:09:46 AM
Tecccmmoon cheewy
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 19, 2012, 01:11:06 AM
They're showing a Gundam title OFF CAMERA FUCK YOU

It's a Gundam title for PS3/Vita involving Gunpla. Gundam Breaker?
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Post by: Momo on September 19, 2012, 01:13:44 AM
It's a secret REAL LIFE Gundam project. Japan planning for WWIII
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 19, 2012, 01:15:12 AM
Another off camera trailer. WTF.

Nevermind, it's God Eater 2 Vita/PSP.
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Post by: Momo on September 19, 2012, 01:16:50 AM
God Eater 2

PSP x Vita
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Post by: Tasty on September 19, 2012, 01:18:24 AM
Vita stuffs:

Quote
13:35 Vita now. Vita now. 65 packaged titles, 91 in all thus far.
13:36 P4G was a big hit, as was Hatsune Miku: Project Diva f.
13:37 Hatsune Miku festival, limited edition Vita. Samurai & Dragons successful F2P game.
13:38 Vita 3G Miku campaign in Oct. and Nov. Game Archives for PS1 started.
13:39 Now playing: Crash Bandicoot PS1 on Vita.
13:39 Over 600 titles are up, 180,000 downloads so far.
13:42 Cross-Play, Cross-Controller, Cross Save via cloud, Cross Goods (item transfer), Cross-Buy functionality.
13:43 Buy other version of Everybody's Golf 6 for an extra 2000 yen. LBP Cross-Controller demo now.
13:44 Cross Platform features brought to life by developers. Expecting lots of exciting titles.
13:44 Kadokawa Games: Project Discovery on Vita, 12/7 application deadline, spring awards, summer debut DL sale.
13:45 Cosmic Red, Sapphire Blue Vita colors.
13:47 Nico Nico Douga Live streaming video from Vita functionality being shown.
13:48 Manga reader. Now reading One Piece. Use the touchscreen or LR buttons to turn pages, zoom, pan, rotate to vertical view. ReaderStore, arriving in Vita Store in the middle of October.
13:51 Fate/Stay Night, SFxT, PSO2, LBP, Soul Sacrifice, GoW, Sony Smash Bros., ACIII, etc.
13:51 CODBLOPS: Declassified trailer now. December.
13:53 New Vita titles now. Keiji Inafune takes the stage to talk Soul Sacrifice.
13:54 4P gameplay available, sacrifice scenes to be shown. Release delayed to spring.
13:55 Adding new experiences, making it a better game, extending development at Sony's request. Demo this winter. Soul Sacrifice trailer now.
13:59 New game announcement from Marvelous AQL.
14:00 3 new titles from Marvelous. Valhalla Knights 3 early 2013, 6980 yen.
14:01 Valhalla Knights 3 screenshots shown.
14:02 Senran Kagura: Shinovi Versus. 2/28/13, 6980 yen. It's the start of a new Senran Kagura series. Senran Kagura anime coming next year.
14:03 Senran Kagura anime coming next year. Oboro Muramasa: The Demon Blade, 3/28/13 4980 yen.
14:04 DLC coming to Oboro Muramasa.
14:05 Koei-Tecmo games is next.
14:07 Omega Force team game trailer: Toukiden. Toukiden is a new IP in which you destroy demons with your sword.
14:08 Vita & PSP simultaneous release, Vita ver. is full quality. Cross-Platform play. Coming 2013.
14:09 Bandai-Namco is next.
14:10 SD Gundam Generation: Overworld 9/27. Gundam Battle Operation online released in June: 600k accounts. And, we're looking at the wall during the Gundam trailer.
14:12 The next game's motif is "GunPla," or Gundam plastic models.
14:13 Battlefield for various-scaled GunPla models: Odaiba, Tokyo.
14:14 PS3/Vita Gundam Breaker site open.

That doesn't seem like "absolutely nothing."  :S
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Post by: Momo on September 19, 2012, 01:19:53 AM
"absolutely nothing that will sell gangbusters"
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Post by: Momo on September 19, 2012, 01:20:18 AM
EARTH DEFENSE FORCE
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 19, 2012, 01:20:35 AM
Vita stuffs:

Quote
13:35 Vita now. Vita now. 65 packaged titles, 91 in all thus far.
13:36 P4G was a big hit, as was Hatsune Miku: Project Diva f.
13:37 Hatsune Miku festival, limited edition Vita. Samurai & Dragons successful F2P game.
13:38 Vita 3G Miku campaign in Oct. and Nov. Game Archives for PS1 started.
13:39 Now playing: Crash Bandicoot PS1 on Vita.
13:39 Over 600 titles are up, 180,000 downloads so far.
13:42 Cross-Play, Cross-Controller, Cross Save via cloud, Cross Goods (item transfer), Cross-Buy functionality.
13:43 Buy other version of Everybody's Golf 6 for an extra 2000 yen. LBP Cross-Controller demo now.
13:44 Cross Platform features brought to life by developers. Expecting lots of exciting titles.
13:44 Kadokawa Games: Project Discovery on Vita, 12/7 application deadline, spring awards, summer debut DL sale.
13:45 Cosmic Red, Sapphire Blue Vita colors.
13:47 Nico Nico Douga Live streaming video from Vita functionality being shown.
13:48 Manga reader. Now reading One Piece. Use the touchscreen or LR buttons to turn pages, zoom, pan, rotate to vertical view. ReaderStore, arriving in Vita Store in the middle of October.
13:51 Fate/Stay Night, SFxT, PSO2, LBP, Soul Sacrifice, GoW, Sony Smash Bros., ACIII, etc.
13:51 CODBLOPS: Declassified trailer now. December.
13:53 New Vita titles now. Keiji Inafune takes the stage to talk Soul Sacrifice.
13:54 4P gameplay available, sacrifice scenes to be shown. Release delayed to spring.
13:55 Adding new experiences, making it a better game, extending development at Sony's request. Demo this winter. Soul Sacrifice trailer now.
13:59 New game announcement from Marvelous AQL.
14:00 3 new titles from Marvelous. Valhalla Knights 3 early 2013, 6980 yen.
14:01 Valhalla Knights 3 screenshots shown.
14:02 Senran Kagura: Shinovi Versus. 2/28/13, 6980 yen. It's the start of a new Senran Kagura series. Senran Kagura anime coming next year.
14:03 Senran Kagura anime coming next year. Oboro Muramasa: The Demon Blade, 3/28/13 4980 yen.
14:04 DLC coming to Oboro Muramasa.
14:05 Koei-Tecmo games is next.
14:07 Omega Force team game trailer: Toukiden. Toukiden is a new IP in which you destroy demons with your sword.
14:08 Vita & PSP simultaneous release, Vita ver. is full quality. Cross-Platform play. Coming 2013.
14:09 Bandai-Namco is next.
14:10 SD Gundam Generation: Overworld 9/27. Gundam Battle Operation online released in June: 600k accounts. And, we're looking at the wall during the Gundam trailer.
14:12 The next game's motif is "GunPla," or Gundam plastic models.
14:13 Battlefield for various-scaled GunPla models: Odaiba, Tokyo.
14:14 PS3/Vita Gundam Breaker site open.

That doesn't seem like "absolutely nothing."  :S

I said "absolutely nothing" and they immediately started showing off new shit.

Glad the Gundam Breaker game is PS3, since I don't give a shit about the Vita.
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Post by: demi on September 19, 2012, 01:22:24 AM
omg those photoshops were real??? or leaked photos w/e

http://blog.us.playstation.com/2012/09/18/tgs-2012-smaller-lighter-ps3-model-unveiled/

lolol
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Post by: Takao on September 19, 2012, 01:25:01 AM
No Square Enix, no Capcom, no Konami. A PlayStation platform without their support is a PlayStation platform that's not going to sell.
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Post by: Momo on September 19, 2012, 01:25:15 AM
dat Biohazard : Giraffe Oral Rape Edition 6 logo
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 19, 2012, 01:27:22 AM
That's it.

Sony has absolutely nothing for Vita. :lol
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Post by: Tasty on September 19, 2012, 01:28:13 AM
That's it.

Sony has absolutely nothing for Vita. :lol

No first party games whatsoever? Not even cross-releases/ports???
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Post by: Takao on September 19, 2012, 01:28:46 AM
I wonder if Vita will even see holiday season 2013 ...
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Post by: pilonv1 on September 19, 2012, 01:32:17 AM
So a more expensive re-design that looks horrible? Sounds like a winner
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 19, 2012, 01:42:11 AM
http://xgdp.channel.or.jp/gundam/gb

:rock GUNDAM BREAKER :rock
:rock SHIT FOR ME TO IMPORT :rock
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Post by: MCD on September 19, 2012, 01:44:05 AM
Vita is back:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQ9m6gbYUWs
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Post by: Gospel on September 19, 2012, 01:44:26 AM
At least there was God Eater. nothing else mattered.
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Post by: Tasty on September 19, 2012, 01:45:22 AM
So... the Last Guardian... dead?
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 19, 2012, 01:46:12 AM
So... the Last Guardian... dead?

It's partying with Versus XIII in gaming limbo.
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Post by: frod on September 19, 2012, 01:49:59 AM
upgrade to PSP
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Post by: Tasty on September 19, 2012, 01:54:06 AM
Lol Duckroll going crazy trolling the Vita.

It's fun when it's not at you! :D
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 19, 2012, 01:57:22 AM
wtf at those prices
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Post by: DCharlieJP on September 19, 2012, 02:03:16 AM
Quote
Andrew House seems to speaks decent japanese

looks terrible though


bit harsh - he's not that bad looking.
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Post by: pilonv1 on September 19, 2012, 02:03:59 AM
Quote
Andrew House seems to speaks decent japanese

looks terrible though


bit harsh - he's not that bad looking.

Oops, looks terrible was about the PS3 re-design.

Was pretty impressed with House, Sony should use him for every show.
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Post by: Sho Nuff on September 19, 2012, 02:27:14 AM
Wait, they raised the price by ten bucks!?

I so wanna see a picture with that things lid off
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Post by: Tasty on September 19, 2012, 02:37:55 AM
Wait, they raised the price by ten bucks!?

I so wanna see a picture with that things lid off

You filthy pimp you.
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Post by: MCD on September 19, 2012, 02:53:13 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/U8kaT.jpg)

http://www.engadget.com/2012/09/19/sony-playstation-3-2012-up-close-and-personal-eyes-on/

XBOX HUGE
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Post by: pilonv1 on September 19, 2012, 03:00:23 AM
I like that the staff guy is wearing gloves
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Post by: Sho Nuff on September 19, 2012, 03:02:09 AM
Looks like iPod speakers from a HK company with a name like "ZOOM TECH"
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Post by: Takao on September 19, 2012, 03:19:39 AM
is that the new george foreman gril
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Post by: Tasty on September 19, 2012, 03:23:14 AM
Vita colors make it looks cheap and plasticky. Should have gone for a crimson red and electric blue.
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Post by: T-Short on September 19, 2012, 03:51:15 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/21pWyl.png)

 :lol
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Post by: Tasty on September 19, 2012, 03:53:01 AM
 :-X
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Post by: T-Short on September 19, 2012, 04:29:27 AM
From the press release:

Quote
Users can also expand the storage capacity of the new PS3 with 12GB flash memory by connecting a dedicated HDD (250GB) to be released concurrently with the new PS3*4

*4 When using dedicated HDD, flash memory cannot be used as inner storage

 :rofl
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Post by: archnemesis on September 19, 2012, 05:01:27 AM
Rocksmith is a pretty cool game, you shouldn't dismiss it.

I don't think they announced a single thing relevant to my interests. Muramasa may be beautiful, but I doubt it's very fun to play.
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Post by: maxy on September 19, 2012, 05:09:50 AM
From the press release:

Quote
Users can also expand the storage capacity of the new PS3 with 12GB flash memory by connecting a dedicated HDD (250GB) to be released concurrently with the new PS3*4

*4 When using dedicated HDD, flash memory cannot be used as inner storage

 :rofl

So you can't use your own HDD or this is just some fuzzy PR talk?


Quote
When using dedicated HDD, flash memory cannot be used as inner storage

wtf

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Post by: T-Short on September 19, 2012, 05:16:06 AM
It seems you can use internal drives using an "official mounting bracket", maybe you have to buy this. Also there is a nice typo in the description:

http://blog.eu.playstation.com/2012/09/19/ps3-gets-smaller-and-lighter/ (http://blog.eu.playstation.com/2012/09/19/ps3-gets-smaller-and-lighter/)
Quote
...owners of the 12GB model will be able to connect a 5 inch SATA internal hard drive with use of an official Mounting Bracket, or opt for purchase of an official PlayStation 250GB internal HDD.

hehe
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Post by: Joe Molotov on September 19, 2012, 05:22:11 AM
Massive 5 inch gaijin hard drive
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Post by: frod on September 19, 2012, 06:47:27 AM
I think that sliding panel might even be entirely manual.
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Post by: FoneBone on September 19, 2012, 08:50:14 AM
so basically, in summary, sony's tgs presentation was:

- ps3, now uglier and with a bigger hard drive, price increase.  software?  uhh, hey, check out this rocksmith game
- psp, price cut for japan only, buncha new games that have 0% chance of ever leaving japan
- vita, new colors, headline first party game delayed to next spring, two crappy monster hunter clones besides, boob game, wii port, gundam game, we don't give a fuck
And both of those MH clones are also on PSP, while Gundamn is also on PS3.  That about says it all.
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Post by: AdmiralViscen on September 19, 2012, 09:30:55 AM
amazing
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Post by: Huff on September 19, 2012, 10:01:41 AM
Glad slept instead of watching this putz of a conference.

Still hoping ffxhd will be made one day. Bluepoint needs to finish with Sony smash so square can hire them
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Post by: demi on September 19, 2012, 10:03:59 AM
Bluepoint isnt workong on Sony Smash...? That is Superbrother or whatever
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Post by: Tasty on September 19, 2012, 10:14:44 AM
Sub-9k Vita sales this week. After last night's announcements it can only go up!
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Post by: Huff on September 19, 2012, 10:16:14 AM
Bluepoint isnt workong on Sony Smash...? That is Superbrother or whatever

Pretty sure they are doing the vita port
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Post by: Purple Filth on September 19, 2012, 10:21:24 AM
waiting for the Vita fire sale before nabbing one.

Also i'm glad i already got a P33 slim  :lol
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Post by: Human Snorenado on September 19, 2012, 10:37:46 AM
Wow, methodis hasn't posted at all in here, wonder what that means
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Post by: Tasty on September 19, 2012, 10:54:28 AM
Wow, methodis hasn't posted at all in here, wonder what that means

Not even he can defend Sony this time. :o
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Post by: Sho Nuff on September 19, 2012, 11:21:49 AM
Wait, I thought the new PS3 models were 120 and 250gb. What's the pricing on the 12gb flash one?
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Post by: MrSingh on September 19, 2012, 11:22:38 AM
That's a very very ugly console. I think I'll stick with my 60GB fatty. (noisy fans and all)
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Post by: maxy on September 19, 2012, 11:53:04 AM
http://www.ign.com/videos/2012/09/19/ps3-super-slim-unboxing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwOsZbZYZTE
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Post by: Raban on September 19, 2012, 11:58:35 AM
I think it looks pretty good despite all that's been said on here, though I'm gonna wait for the price to drop. A lot.
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Post by: Sho Nuff on September 19, 2012, 12:01:00 PM
Omg so cheap-looking. Love that chunky Fisher-Price sound when it opens
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on September 19, 2012, 12:07:35 PM
Yeah, this is the weirdest system downgrade imaginable.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on September 19, 2012, 12:11:22 PM
Thanks for convincing me to go with that standalone BR player, Sony
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Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 19, 2012, 12:14:06 PM
Now I really want to repair my system.
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Post by: Tasty on September 19, 2012, 01:42:18 PM
(http://i.minus.com/ikUKWWE4oAjs3.jpg)

OG PS3 is a BEAST.

Slim 2 is still pretty big as well. :lol
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Post by: Trent Dole on September 19, 2012, 01:48:50 PM
If they're putting out another iteration of PS3 at this point in time does that mean no PS4 next year? :gloomy
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Post by: Momo on September 19, 2012, 02:15:23 PM
If they're putting out another iteration of PS3 at this point in time does that mean no PS4 next year? :gloomy
Nah, the PS3 and PS4 will overlap much like the PS2 and PS3 did, so no it doesnt mean no PS4 next year.
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Post by: Beezy on September 19, 2012, 02:16:41 PM
Now I really want to repair my system.
:lol
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Post by: demi on September 19, 2012, 02:21:43 PM
That thing looks soooo chintzy. That lid seems like it can break any time.
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Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 19, 2012, 02:39:43 PM
At this rate, the PS4 will have fake wood paneling.
Xbox has the head start.

http://www.amazon.com/Xbox-360-Faceplate-Woody/dp/B000BO5V4A
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 19, 2012, 02:40:16 PM
In lieu of declining sales, they come out with an uglier PS3 revision that costs more money :derp
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Post by: Purple Filth on September 19, 2012, 02:43:47 PM
(http://i.minus.com/ikUKWWE4oAjs3.jpg)

OG PS3 is a BEAST.

Indeed  :lol
Title: Re: Sony TGS Conference: Ugly ass PS3 top loader is realz
Post by: Takao on September 19, 2012, 07:00:35 PM
I don't know why they went with a sliding mechanism. Why not just use the spring top loading system the PS1, and PS2 Slim used? It wouldn't have been nearly as loud.
Title: Re: Sony TGS Conference: Ugly ass PS3 top loader is realz
Post by: Sho Nuff on September 19, 2012, 07:21:59 PM
*Cha-goonk*
Title: Re: Sony TGS Conference: Ugly ass PS3 top loader is realz
Post by: Eel O'Brian on September 19, 2012, 07:24:54 PM
Wow, methodis hasn't posted at all in here, wonder what that means

it means double the andrex  :-\
Title: Re: Re: Sony TGS Conference: Ugly ass PS3 top loader is realz
Post by: naff on September 19, 2012, 07:58:44 PM
Thanks for convincing me to go with that standalone BR player, Sony

Standalones are better for sure. the fans in ps3 have a tendency to kick in in quiet scenes. Pisses me off so much
Title: Re: Sony TGS Conference: Ugly ass PS3 top loader is realz
Post by: Sho Nuff on September 19, 2012, 08:00:06 PM
PS3 FAN IS A MAN'S FAN

(http://www.consolegames.ro/forum/attachments/f15-sony-playstation-3/30784d1249948414-ps3-suspect-41967.jpg)
WROM WROM
Title: Re: Sony TGS Conference: Ugly ass PS3 top loader is realz
Post by: Tasty on September 19, 2012, 08:30:36 PM
Wow, methodis hasn't posted at all in here, wonder what that means

it means double the andrex  :-\

You know you love me. :pimp
Title: Re: Sony TGS Conference: Ugly ass PS3 top loader is realz
Post by: tiesto on September 19, 2012, 08:38:25 PM
(http://i.minus.com/ikUKWWE4oAjs3.jpg)

OG PS3 is a BEAST.

Just moved it the other day to the new place... holy fuck I forgot how heavy that thing is!!!
Title: Re: Sony TGS Conference: Ugly ass PS3 top loader is realz
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 19, 2012, 10:36:50 PM
Kingdom Hearts 1.5 HD Remix for PS3. Huh.
Title: Sony TGS Conference: Ugly ass PS3 top loader is realz
Post by: Huff on September 19, 2012, 11:06:38 PM
Lulz. Can't even put 1 and 2 together in a pack? Garbage
Title: Re: Sony TGS Conference: Ugly ass PS3 top loader is realz
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 19, 2012, 11:23:26 PM
Would it kill them to make KH3?

It's KH 1 Final Mix, Re:COM and the cutscenes from 358/2 or whatever.
Title: Re: Sony TGS Conference: Ugly ass PS3 top loader is realz
Post by: Bebpo on September 19, 2012, 11:24:55 PM
How boring. 

With a name like that, I would have hoped it was KH1 with the gameplay of KH2.
Title: Re: Sony TGS Conference: Ugly ass PS3 top loader is realz
Post by: Tasty on September 19, 2012, 11:27:46 PM
Why ain't it on Wii U. :maf
Title: Re: Sony TGS Conference: Ugly ass PS3 top loader is realz
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 19, 2012, 11:34:53 PM
Why ain't it on Wii U. :maf

Why should it be? Serious question, not mocking.
Title: Re: Sony TGS Conference: Ugly ass PS3 top loader is realz
Post by: demi on September 19, 2012, 11:37:10 PM
Doesnt matter, it aint coming over here. lol.
Title: Re: Sony TGS Conference: Ugly ass PS3 top loader is realz
Post by: Tasty on September 19, 2012, 11:40:09 PM
Why ain't it on Wii U. :maf

Why should it be? Serious question, not mocking.

It would probably sell enough to justify it. So, money for S-E. And I'd get to play it.
Title: Re: Sony TGS Conference: Ugly ass PS3 top loader is realz
Post by: pilonv1 on September 19, 2012, 11:42:08 PM
Why ain't it on Wii U. :maf

reported for port begging
Title: Re: Sony TGS Conference: Ugly ass PS3 top loader is realz
Post by: Tasty on September 19, 2012, 11:53:39 PM
It would probably sell enough to justify it. So, money for S-E. And I'd get to play it.

Probably sell just as well on PS3, and it's considerably less work.  Particularly if the WiiU is based on the same tech as the Wii/Gamecube, a PS2 port wouldn't be a quick and dirty project at all.

I'm saying they could do both. And how is it less work? PS3 has a completely different architecture from PS2 as well.
Title: Re: Sony TGS Conference: Ugly ass PS3 top loader is realz
Post by: Tasty on September 20, 2012, 12:13:03 AM
Ah, you mean, it's like NiGHTS PS2 or MHG Wii.
Title: Re: Sony TGS Conference: Ugly ass PS3 top loader is realz
Post by: frod on September 20, 2012, 03:28:23 AM
(http://i.minus.com/iDblBldpNSotC.gif)

CLASSY

:tophat

 :poop
Title: Re: Sony TGS Conference: Ugly ass PS3 top loader is realz
Post by: T-Short on September 20, 2012, 03:29:59 AM
(http://i.minus.com/iDblBldpNSotC.gif)

CLASSY

:tophat

 :poop

bwahahaha
Title: Re: Sony TGS Conference: Ugly ass PS3 top loader is realz
Post by: Momo on September 20, 2012, 03:41:52 AM
:rofl
Title: Re: Sony TGS Conference: Ugly ass PS3 top loader is realz
Post by: archnemesis on September 20, 2012, 03:51:13 AM
I still don't get it. Why would anyone want to buy that instead of the slim?
Title: Re: Sony TGS Conference: Ugly ass PS3 top loader is realz
Post by: Tasty on September 20, 2012, 03:52:30 AM
I still don't get it. Why would anyone want to buy that instead of the slim?

It's smaller and has more gee bees.

Plus, it being more expensive buoys Sony's bottom line. We have to support companies that take a loss on systems or we could wind up with another Wii! :omg
Title: Re: Sony TGS Conference: Ugly ass PS3 top loader is realz
Post by: frod on September 20, 2012, 03:58:01 AM
I still don't get it. Why would anyone want to buy that instead of the slim?

I guess Sony don't give a shit as long as they can fit more in a shipping crate.
Title: Re: Sony TGS Conference: Ugly ass PS3 top loader is realz
Post by: maxy on September 20, 2012, 04:19:22 AM
I still don't get it. Why would anyone want to buy that instead of the slim?
cuz that will be the only model available
Title: Re: Sony TGS Conference: Ugly ass PS3 top loader is realz
Post by: maxy on September 21, 2012, 11:13:41 AM
Quote
Dear Kaz,

It pains me to see the direction PlayStation is going in. The software is unmatched, the hardware is solid, and the online ecosystem is forward thinking (PlayStation Plus). However, somewhere in the thinly veiled atmosphere of the console wars, the executives, mouth pieces, and absolute trashy decisions made by pencil pushers are destroying any good will put forth by SCEI as a whole.

1. Clarify the message. Instead of taking shots at the Wii U, 360 fans, and iOS devices, start talking about your strengths. The focus should be spent in interviews on the EXCLUSIVE software library, PlayStation Plus Value, and innovative features. Any opportunity to talk about Uncharted, God of War, Infamous etc. should be amplified. Consumers should be aware the best software library today is available on PlayStation 3 not on Wii U/Xbox or any other device. That message is lost.


2. Fire everyone in PR. The new PlayStation Slim 2.0 sounds like a price hike over previous models. A bundle could have been made including Uncharted 3, a Move Controller, and the already free Infamous 2 / Little Big Planet 2 at $299. Instead, we get poor communication and a neutered excuse to pack-in Uncharted 3 while raising the price. You lost all good will.


3. Stop blowing your load early and showing up at every conference in existence. Before E3 2012, we knew about God of War: Ascencion, PSABR, AND The Last of Us. We knew just about everything coming forward at the conference. If there is one thing Nintendo, Apple, and Microsoft do right: they know how to suprise their audience. You could have won almost every E3 in the past few years by dropping the bombs. Instead? You announce God of War: Ascension to ho-hum affair a month early. You fucked that one up.


4. Don't let any executive make direct comparisons to competitors. Shuhei does an excellent job of shutting the fuck up. Koller, Tretton, and the rest of the monkeys running the place could take cues. You have to cut the corporate fat. Fire these guys, fire the marketing team, and get people on board who are with the pulse of what is going on. Tenure means nothing if the ship is sinking. PlayStation needs to unite as a family, not come undone in rivalry.

5. Treat exclusives as must-haves. PlayStation All Stars hits this fall, yet most people either don't know or don't care. Where are the special edition PS3s? Why am I not seeing cross promotions with fast-food chains? Is it really that hard to position your own exclusives as flagship products? Little Big Planet Vita will die this fall because you couldn't do anything special whatsoever with it. This is sickening.

I might be brash, but it is without question the company has too many wings and no unity. Software, marketing, and development need to unite. PlayStation 4 is launching next year, the Vita is on it's last leg: We are all waiting for the master plan Mr. Hirai-Kun.
Title: Re: Sony TGS Conference: Ugly ass PS3 top loader is realz
Post by: tiesto on September 21, 2012, 11:18:57 AM
That thing reminds me of a tape rewinder or clock radio from the late 80's...

Which kind of isn't a bad thing to me, I prefer something ugly yet distinct than something bland, boring and minimalist (like, Apple's products or the Wii/U).
Title: Re: Sony TGS Conference: Ugly ass PS3 top loader is realz
Post by: Momo on September 21, 2012, 11:37:12 AM
Why ain't it on Wii U. :maf

reported for port begging
mods, help
Title: Re: Sony TGS Conference: Ugly ass PS3 top loader is realz
Post by: Tasty on September 21, 2012, 11:42:40 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: Sony TGS Conference: Ugly ass PS3 top loader is realz
Post by: Brehvolution on September 21, 2012, 01:51:09 PM
(http://i.minus.com/iDblBldpNSotC.gif)

CLASSY

:tophat

 :poop

I can't tell what movie he put in.
Title: Re: Sony TGS Conference: Ugly ass PS3 top loader is realz
Post by: bork on September 21, 2012, 02:10:09 PM
(http://i.minus.com/iDblBldpNSotC.gif)

CLASSY

:tophat

 :poop

I foresee many broken PS3s due to people touching the eye or getting shit in the drive area...just like the good ol' days!
Title: Re: Sony TGS Conference: Ugly ass PS3 top loader is realz
Post by: AdmiralViscen on September 23, 2012, 05:09:30 PM
fucking piece of shit
Title: Re: Sony TGS Conference: Ugly ass PS3 top loader is realz
Post by: Momo on September 23, 2012, 05:13:42 PM
(http://i.minus.com/iDblBldpNSotC.gif)

CLASSY

:tophat

 :poop

I foresee many broken PS3s due to people touching the eye or getting shit in the drive area...just like the good ol' days!
The inside of my friend's PS1 was stuffed with scrambled egg, every single groove inside it was filled with the stuff. And it stayed like that for months, idk what the fuck was wrong with that guy.
Title: Re: Sony TGS Conference: Ugly ass PS3 top loader is realz
Post by: pilonv1 on September 23, 2012, 08:45:21 PM
(http://i.minus.com/iDblBldpNSotC.gif)

CLASSY

:tophat

 :poop

I can't tell what movie he put in.

Looks like a PS3 promo disc