A trio of twisted tales from the elusive Matt Lloyd,
The cover is pretty bad ass, who made it?
I don't have a ebook reader or a tablet. Can you send me a PDF or something? I can PayPal you the money.
I don't have a ebook reader or a tablet. Can you send me a PDF or something? I can PayPal you the money.
Kindle has a program that lets you read right on the PC (dunno about Nook).
stupid cover lol what is this a tool album amirite guyz:(
I knew you weren't a doctor.
"Due to copyright restrictions, the Kindle title you're trying to purchase is not available in your country: Sweden."
Where can I pirate this book?
Now go ahead, post your TL;DR LOL gifs and take your shots, I can feel the eagerness in your little black hearts.
It seems I can't use Amazon.co.uk for e-books unless I have a British street address. I'll Amazon.com once I get home and see if that works.
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:teehee
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:teehee
Dont be rude, Andrew
Worst book ad ever.
Can you show some enthusiasm instead of sounding like you're about to kill yourself? Or is that some kind of ARG that ties into the book?
Show some excitement, man! MAKE ME WANT TO READ! * SLAP*
Also, ban Andy.
is it better than greatrumblers book?
I tried to read the sample, but couldn't make it through it. The lack of an editor (or what you call the grammatical mistakes for effect) makes it too difficult to read or take seriously.
Have the Cruncheons cast record the Audio Book version and I'm in!
i would buy it but i know that you'll just release a newer book 6 months from now.
I tried to read the sample, but couldn't make it through it. The lack of an editor (or what you call the grammatical mistakes for effect) makes it too difficult to read or take seriously.
fixed yours for you, mr. strunk
I like supporting people chasin DEM DREAMS
I sent it to my mom. She has an internet reading group thing that has like 200 people in it so hopefully she'll get it some word of mouth.
spoiler (click to show/hide)I never buy digitally, how would i get this on an android?[close]
Have the Cruncheons cast record the Audio Book version and I'm in!
awwww shit- best idea. Also, do a commercial break for the book in the next cast
I sent it to my mom. She has an internet reading group thing that has like 200 people in it so hopefully she'll get it some word of mouth.
I tried to read the sample, but couldn't make it through it. The lack of an editor (or what you call the grammatical mistakes for effect) makes it too difficult to read or take seriously.
fixed yours for you, mr. strunk
:wag
Chapter 1, Elementary Rules of Usage—Rule 3.) "Enclose parenthetic expressions between commas."
What kind of stories are these? Cthulu-horror stuff?
Since this is now the official thread for shilling stuff, I'll shill my own Amazon e-books:
http://www.amazon.com/Eminence-Bardon-Roket-ebook/dp/B007PY9CGC/ref=la_B0072V78NC_1_2_title_1_kin?ie=UTF8&qid=1351112461&sr=1-2
http://www.amazon.com/Fragments-of-Mind-ebook/dp/B0085RCI50/ref=la_B0072V78NC_1_3_title_1_kin?ie=UTF8&qid=1351112461&sr=1-3
http://www.amazon.com/Deadeye-ebook/dp/B00945B9YS/ref=la_B0072V78NC_1_5_title_0_main?ie=UTF8&qid=1351112461&sr=1-5
http://www.amazon.com/Murder-at-End-World-ebook/dp/B0072NYPO0/ref=la_B0072V78NC_1_6_title_0_main?ie=UTF8&qid=1351112461&sr=1-6
I've also got them on another site that has other kinds of digital versions, if anybody doesn't have a Kindle.
i would buy it but i know that you'll just release a newer book 6 months from now.
Bought DEADEYE cause it sounds like OLD MARSHALL BEING OLD N SOLVIN CRIMES
*thumbs up*
*thumbs up*
I actually updated Deadeye today, but the new version isn't up yet. So, the version you got probably still has a few typos [notably, "reigns" instead of "reins" and "peak" instead of "peek"]. I don't know how the former got through, because I distinctly remember thinking that I needed to fix it. Working without an editor is no fun. :-\
Both sites will walk you through creating an account and setting up your book info, and they're both dead simple. I haven't submitted anywhere else yet (Google keeps giving me an error page THANKS ANDREX), so I can't offer any advice there.
*thumbs up*
I actually updated Deadeye today, but the new version isn't up yet. So, the version you got probably still has a few typos [notably, "reigns" instead of "reins" and "peak" instead of "peek"]. I don't know how the former got through, because I distinctly remember thinking that I needed to fix it. Working without an editor is no fun. :-\
I know what i'm getting into...assuming I read it! ha ha too much to do as it is!
Both sites will walk you through creating an account and setting up your book info, and they're both dead simple. I haven't submitted anywhere else yet (Google keeps giving me an error page THANKS ANDREX), so I can't offer any advice there.
If you prefer the ePub format, it's on sale at Kobo now:
http://www.kobobooks.com/ebook/Undercarriage-v-1/book-kwEQp_E2n0-z-6e_aJYS2A/page1.html?s=Gjc4LVIGgka4vQHzIz6VaQ&r=1
I don't use DRM so you can import it into whatever reader app you like.
EDIT: I apparently checked the wrong box, so it is showing up as Adobe DRM. It's been corrected, should show up as DRM-Free in a few hours.
You guys don't have to, but I would appreciate it if you did. And again, I am not that sensitive to actual critique.It actually takes some balls to decide to actually publish your work, but to put it up for criticism on a board full of anonymous game cretins is a true test of manliness. Kudos. Will buy.
If you prefer the ePub format, it's on sale at Kobo now:
http://www.kobobooks.com/ebook/Undercarriage-v-1/book-kwEQp_E2n0-z-6e_aJYS2A/page1.html?s=Gjc4LVIGgka4vQHzIz6VaQ&r=1
I don't use DRM so you can import it into whatever reader app you like.
EDIT: I apparently checked the wrong box, so it is showing up as Adobe DRM. It's been corrected, should show up as DRM-Free in a few hours.
Bought it. :-*
You guys don't have to, but I would appreciate it if you did. And again, I am not that sensitive to actual critique.It actually takes some balls to decide to actually publish your work, but to put it up for criticism on a board full of anonymous game cretins is a true test of manliness. Kudos. Will buy.
Kindle is a pretty good market. On SA, there's a lot of people making shitloads of money writing low grade disposable erotica for the Kindle. I'm talking tens of thousands of dollars per annum if they're to be believed.
The Walters family have been bothered by Halloween pranksters for years. This Halloween, Nick Walters intends to do something about it, by answering a newspaper ad from GOBLINS, UNLTD, a company who promise their...unusual methodology will put a permanent end to the Walters All Hallows' Eve woes.
A tale of Halloween Cheer from the Undercarriage series.Frustrated by overzealous Halloween pranksters?
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This second stand-alone volume of the Poniworld Chronicles shifts its attention onto one of the most controversial figures in Poniworld history, Adolf Poni. Follow him as he goes from being a child with a love of dunking cookies in milk to being a murderous adult. Find out how a strawberry milk mustache led to mass murder. This account is humorous and horrific at the same time. For mature audiences. This ain't your little sister's book about Nazi ponies.
The events of this book take place several decades before volume 1 of the Poniworld Chronicles, MachoPoni: A Prance with Death.
~*The Battle Hymn of the Nazi Ponies*~
My little nazi, My little nazi,
Bringing the world a master race.
My little nazi, My little nazi,
Rise of the Bipeds will speed the pace!
Changing and growing, strong and all-knowing,
Bringing you horrors untold.
Mein Über-Poni, Mein Über-Poni,
What does the future hold?
http://www.amazon.com/Ass-Goblins-Auschwitz-Cameron-Pierce/dp/1933929936
http://www.amazon.com/The-Faggiest-Vampire-Carlton-Mellick/dp/1933929804/ref=pd_sim_b_5
http://www.amazon.com/Ass-Goblins-Auschwitz-Cameron-Pierce/dp/1933929936
http://www.amazon.com/The-Faggiest-Vampire-Carlton-Mellick/dp/1933929804/ref=pd_sim_b_5
welp. my amazon recommendations + gold box are gonna be fucked for a while :lol
I think you just need to create sexy slutty zombie books
"night of the living dead sluts"
Dave held the shovel tight in his hands as sweat broke out on his brow. He had been hiding for days from their insatiable lust. A moaning rose in the distance that coalesced into a hungry demand; "diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicks." A hundred voices calling out for cock, for HIS cock! How could Dave escape this fate?
http://www.amazon.com/Ass-Goblins-Auschwitz-Cameron-Pierce/dp/1933929936
http://www.amazon.com/The-Faggiest-Vampire-Carlton-Mellick/dp/1933929804/ref=pd_sim_b_5
welp. my amazon recommendations + gold box are gonna be fucked for a while :lol
Or you can just go into your Amazon viewing history and delete those items...
Please change Van Cruncheon's name to The Faggiest Vampire
http://www.amazon.com/The-Faggiest-Vampire-Carlton-Mellick/dp/1933929804/ref=pd_sim_b_5
When the wife of a politician is murdered in the isolated port-city of Illdara, junior detective Allison Newberry is sent in to keep the case from growing cold. It's the assignment that no one else wants to deal with.
The case is immediately complicated by the nature of the city. Everyone is cold and unfriendly, unwilling to answer even the most basic questions from an outsider. Even the chief inspector is more concerned with Allison's eventual departure than with the actual outcome of the case.
To make matters worse, clues are scarce and little about the murder makes sense. No attempt was made to hide the woman's body, nor was her money or jewelry taken. The initial investigation turns up nothing but dead ends. Then a second victim appears: a homeless man killed in exactly the same manner. A single clue is left behind, the petal of a flower, which leads Allison to the darkest corners of the city.
The suspicion and paranoia, the empty buildings and empty streets, the whispers of strange happenings in the night, it's clear that something is wrong in Illdara. Somehow it all ties back to the murders, somehow everything makes sense, but Allison constantly struggles against the very nature of the city to try to find some clue, some shred of evidence that will bring the killer to light. Something is wrong in Illdara, something very wrong, and it may put Allison's life in danger.
Even so, murder has been committed and there's still a murderer out there who needs to be brought to justice.
Having finally returned from her first case, Detective Allison Newberry is immediately sent on to her next: the murder of a famed inventor. But she won't be solving this one alone. Another detective, the opinionated and unlikable Alistair Mooney, has been sent along as her assistant.
The murdered inventor, Gregory Williams, had surrounded himself with a technological world filled with his own creations, even going so far as to build a fake town to act as the outward expression of his personal obsessions. The few who live in the town full-time were utterly devoted to him, even as they despised each other, making it difficult to determine who might have committed the crime.
However, it is not the people or the town that make this case so bizarre. Living within the walls of the house are dozens of automatons, mechanical servants who will never grow tired and will never complain about any orders they're given. One automaton in particular, Maximilian, is far more advanced than any of the others, and even possesses the ability to speak in the voice of his creator.
Allison is suspicious of him, Alistair despises him, but it is not Maximilian that poses the greatest threat to all those gather for the funeral, but rather it is Gregory Williams himself...