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Title: Why the F do dumb Americans care about the royal family.
Post by: Stoney Mason on December 03, 2012, 11:36:05 AM
Or at least I assume they must care because news and gossip sites are always reporting on this shit all my life.

Stoney's rant of the day.
Title: Why the F do dumb Americans care about the royal family.
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 03, 2012, 11:39:33 AM
White women care, that's about it
Title: Re: Why the F do dumb Americans care about the royal family.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 03, 2012, 11:42:49 AM
Because the queen always wears such nice hats.
Title: Re: Why the F do dumb Americans care about the royal family.
Post by: Stoney Mason on December 03, 2012, 11:43:50 AM
Why do you care what gossip sites write about?

Well regular news sites have essentially turned into gossip news sites so it's all really the same at this point.
Title: Re: Why the F do dumb Americans care about the royal family.
Post by: Stoney Mason on December 03, 2012, 11:46:05 AM
White women care, that's about it

I want to meet these white women and have them tell my why they're fascinated by it. And then I want to have angry sex with them. Can this be arranged...
Title: Re: Why the F do dumb Americans care about the royal family.
Post by: Huff on December 03, 2012, 11:57:50 AM
Do we? anymore than the average celeb?
Title: Re: Why the F do dumb Americans care about the royal family.
Post by: Stoney Mason on December 03, 2012, 12:04:10 PM
Do we? anymore than the average celeb?

While I think our own celebrity culture is pretty dumb, at least it's our own culture. I get it from that perspective. Why in any way would we care though about a prince and princess from another country.

For what it's worth I've always had a pretty big boner for British culture regarding music and entertainment. But that's because of the quality of the product itself. Not because of status.
Title: Re: Why the F do dumb Americans care about the royal family.
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 03, 2012, 12:19:52 PM
hey now, this dumb american doesn't give a shit about a bunch of queens and dukes
Title: Re: Why the F do dumb Americans care about the royal family.
Post by: Barry Egan on December 03, 2012, 12:20:27 PM
http://www.answers.com/topic/family-romance

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The family romance is a conscious fantasy, later repressed, in which a child imagines that their birth parents are not actual but adoptive parents, or that their birth was the outcome of maternal infidelity. Typically, the fantasy parents are of noble lineage, or at least of a higher social class than the real parents.

it's a vestige of the unconscious family romance that occurred during infancy.  Any qvestions?  :tophat
Title: Re: Why the F do dumb Americans care about the royal family.
Post by: hampster on December 03, 2012, 12:33:35 PM
http://www.answers.com/topic/family-romance

it's a vestige of the unconscious family romance that occurred during infancy.  Any qvestions?  :tophat

I used to fantasize like that. Then my wife had to go and find my birth mom, turns out she is a fat school bus driver :'(
Title: Re: Why the F do dumb Americans care about the royal family.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 03, 2012, 12:36:01 PM
I'll only be interested if the child is red of hair

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Title: Re: Why the F do dumb Americans care about the royal family.
Post by: Diunx on December 03, 2012, 12:52:24 PM
Some Americans secretly want to be part of the commonwealth.
Title: Re: Why the F do dumb Americans care about the royal family.
Post by: ToxicAdam on December 03, 2012, 12:53:21 PM
Disney impregnated a bunch of baby boomer's minds with the dreams of being a princess. Once those old fucks die off, we can officially stop caring.

Title: Re: Why the F do dumb Americans care about the royal family.
Post by: Mandark on December 03, 2012, 12:56:30 PM
Damn people caring about unimportant shit that's not the unimportant shit I care about!
Title: Re: Why the F do dumb Americans care about the royal family.
Post by: tiesto on December 03, 2012, 01:01:27 PM
Do we? anymore than the average celeb?

While I think our own celebrity culture is pretty dumb, at least it's our own culture. I get it from that perspective. Why in any way would we care though about a prince and princess from another country.

For what it's worth I've always had a pretty big boner for British culture regarding music and entertainment. But that's because of the quality of the product itself. Not because of status.

Same here, 90's British edm is like my god-tier of music.
Title: Re: Why the F do dumb Americans care about the royal family.
Post by: nudemacusers on December 03, 2012, 01:18:48 PM
Do we? anymore than the average celeb?

While I think our own celebrity culture is pretty dumb, at least it's our own culture. I get it from that perspective. Why in any way would we care though about a prince and princess from another country.

For what it's worth I've always had a pretty big boner for British culture regarding music and entertainment. But that's because of the quality of the product itself. Not because of status.

Same here, 90's British edm is like my god-tier of music.
90s techno in general. I want to go back. ;(
Title: Re: Why the F do dumb Americans care about the royal family.
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 03, 2012, 01:42:00 PM
Because the royal family is, like, so glamorous.
Title: Re: Why the F do dumb Americans care about the royal family.
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 03, 2012, 01:42:22 PM
I would only get excited about the royal family if there was a King Ralph scenario where they all get wiped out in some freak accident, and John Goodman was made king of England.
Title: Re: Why the F do dumb Americans care about the royal family.
Post by: Don Flamenco on December 03, 2012, 01:46:45 PM
Do we? anymore than the average celeb?

While I think our own celebrity culture is pretty dumb, at least it's our own culture. I get it from that perspective. Why in any way would we care though about a prince and princess from another country.

For what it's worth I've always had a pretty big boner for British culture regarding music and entertainment. But that's because of the quality of the product itself. Not because of status.


have you traveled outside of the U.S. before?  Our dumb culture is everywhere, except when you see it in other countries you feel twice as bad for the people eating it up...
Title: Re: Why the F do dumb Americans care about the royal family.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 03, 2012, 02:14:09 PM
BABIES!
Title: Re: Why the F do dumb Americans care about the royal family.
Post by: brob on December 03, 2012, 02:33:22 PM
don't understand why americans don't pick a better royal family. The Swedes for instance - their king is bat-shit and the princess is hott. And I'm sure there are some Mediterranean royals who are even better.
Title: Re: Why the F do dumb Americans care about the royal family.
Post by: ToxicAdam on December 03, 2012, 02:47:36 PM
Don't you understand? The new baby promises to be the Kwisatz Hadarach and will grow up to the lead the Chavs out of their ghettos.




Title: Re: Why the F do dumb Americans care about the royal family.
Post by: brob on December 03, 2012, 03:08:04 PM
That Duchess of Cambridge woman has fucking incredible fashion sense. Or maybe someone else picks stuff for her, but still. :o :-*

:bow Alexander McQueen :bow2
Title: Re: Why the F do dumb Americans care about the royal family.
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on December 03, 2012, 03:20:05 PM
BABBIES!

ftfy
Title: Re: Why the F do dumb Americans care about the royal family.
Post by: Positive Touch on December 03, 2012, 04:07:04 PM
Damn people caring about unimportant shit that's not the unimportant shit I care about!

hey at least my stupid hobby isnt following around a bunch of ugmos that dont do shit with their lives and are the heirs to a brutal faded empire and like bad food
Title: Re: Why the F do dumb Americans care about the royal family.
Post by: drew on December 03, 2012, 04:10:50 PM
my mom cares about that shit, it's disgusting and fills me with homicidal rage.
Title: Re: Why the F do dumb Americans care about the royal family.
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 03, 2012, 08:16:13 PM
http://www.theonion.com/articles/cut-this-monster-out-of-me,30602/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=standard-post:headline:default
Title: Re: Why the F do dumb Americans care about the royal family.
Post by: Steve Contra on December 03, 2012, 08:51:16 PM

hey at least my stupid hobby isnt following around a bunch of ugmos that dont do shit with their lives and are the heirs to a brutal faded empire and like bad food
I thought you liked Nintendo executives ???
Title: Re: Why the F do dumb Americans care about the royal family.
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 03, 2012, 09:11:25 PM
http://www.theonion.com/articles/cut-this-monster-out-of-me,30602/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=standard-post:headline:default

:lol
Title: Re: Why the F do dumb Americans care about the royal family.
Post by: PigSpeakers on December 04, 2012, 02:59:42 AM
Pippa has a huuuuuuuuuuuuuge butt.

Otherwise, I don't care.
Title: Re: Why the F do dumb Americans care about the royal family.
Post by: Trent Dole on December 04, 2012, 03:14:17 AM
The prince is a descendant of Diana right? Some of us yanks care an awful fucking lot about her for some inexplicable reason.
Title: Re: Why the F do dumb Americans care about the royal family.
Post by: lordmaji on December 04, 2012, 09:39:30 AM
Fat Dumb and have nothing better to do with their lives...

'Merca!!!  :american :usacry :duh
Title: Re: Why the F do dumb Americans care about the royal family.
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 04, 2012, 09:48:44 AM
White women care, that's about it

I want to meet these white women and have them tell my why they're fascinated by it. And then I want to have angry sex with them. Can this be arranged...

They're all over the place dude.

Since the target demographic for a lot of TV and news sites are white women between 18-49, you're going to hear a lot about these people.
Title: Re: Why the F do dumb Americans care about the royal family.
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 04, 2012, 11:59:41 AM
don't understand why americans don't pick a better royal family. The Swedes for instance - their king is bat-shit and the princess is hott.

 :hyper :omg :hyper
(http://www.nhlsnipers.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/princess-madeleine.jpg)
(http://smokingwaitress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Princess-Madeleine-pictures-10.jpg)
Title: Re: Why the F do dumb Americans care about the royal family.
Post by: ToxicAdam on December 04, 2012, 12:17:50 PM
Her eyes are too close. Thumbs down.

Title: Re: Why the F do dumb Americans care about the royal family.
Post by: Diunx on December 04, 2012, 02:11:24 PM
My mum used to buy this magazine that was mainly focused on the euro royals, I had a child crush on the swede princess :drool
Title: Re: Why the F do dumb Americans care about the royal family.
Post by: Don Flamenco on December 04, 2012, 03:16:38 PM
don't understand why americans don't pick a better royal family. The Swedes for instance - their king is bat-shit and the princess is hott.

 :hyper :omg :hyper
(http://www.nhlsnipers.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/princess-madeleine.jpg)
(http://smokingwaitress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Princess-Madeleine-pictures-10.jpg)



those look way better than Kate Middletons "eggs drooping down a wall"
Title: Re: Why the F do dumb Americans care about the royal family.
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 04, 2012, 04:37:22 PM
http://www.theonion.com/articles/royal-family-releases-kate-middleton-ultrasound-im,30613/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=standard-post:teaser:default
Title: Re: Why the F do dumb Americans care about the royal family.
Post by: Positive Touch on December 04, 2012, 08:08:50 PM
Pippa has a huuuuuuuuuuuuuge butt.

Otherwise, I don't care.

FUCK YOU for wasting three seconds of my life googling this shit.

SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK :nsfw
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Title: Re: Why the F do dumb Americans care about the royal family.
Post by: CrystalGemini on December 05, 2012, 03:48:27 AM
don't understand why americans don't pick a better royal family. The Swedes for instance - their king is bat-shit and the princess is hott. And I'm sure there are some Mediterranean royals who are even better.

The other siblings don't look half bad either  :omg
(http://www.nobelprize.org/nobel_prizes/award_ceremonies/photos/banquet_sthlm/2006/images/06_17_banquet.jpg) (http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqh2o4Wp2F1qgmfwso1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Why the F do dumb Americans care about the royal family.
Post by: Shadow Mod on December 05, 2012, 03:57:28 AM
Disney impregnated a bunch of baby boomer's minds with the dreams of being a princess. Once those old fucks die off, we can officially stop caring.

You wish it ended with the baby boomers. Shit.
Title: Re: Why the F do dumb Americans care about the royal family.
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 05, 2012, 05:37:15 AM
Pippa has a huuuuuuuuuuuuuge butt.

Otherwise, I don't care.

FUCK YOU for wasting three seconds of my life googling this shit.

SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK :nsfw
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Pippa Middleton's ass is the envy of flat assed white women in the UK.  Here's a picture of her supposed perfect ass:

 :nsfw

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http://thegloss.com/fashion/pippa-middleton-padded-underwear-488/
Title: Re: Why the F do dumb Americans care about the royal family.
Post by: Positive Touch on December 05, 2012, 07:47:56 AM
Pippa Middleton's ass is the envy of flat assed white women in the UK.  Here's a picture of her supposed perfect ass:

 :nsfw

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http://thegloss.com/fashion/pippa-middleton-padded-underwear-488/

(http://i.imgur.com/EwGgM.gif)
Title: Re: Why the F do dumb Americans care about the royal family.
Post by: PigSpeakers on December 05, 2012, 10:52:17 PM
I've... been lied to. The only photo I'd seen was the wedding dress photo.
Title: Re: Why the F do dumb Americans care about the royal family.
Post by: Yeti on December 06, 2012, 02:21:24 AM
How is it girls can get away with padded bras and underwears? If a guy were to stuff his crotch he'd be laughed out of the room.
Title: Re: Why the F do dumb Americans care about the royal family.
Post by: DCharlieJP on December 07, 2012, 01:30:47 PM
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flat assed white women in the UK

what the fuck are you talking about ? You are talking about 0.0000001% of the female population. You cannot hide the lard from british women.

Oh and re: that Australian prank call to get details etc

Turns out the nurse who took the call, a mother of two, killed herself over it. Obviously no suggestion this was palace pressure, but i'm guessing the hospital management ran her through the ringer. Sad story.

Title: Re: Why the F do dumb Americans care about the royal family.
Post by: Positive Touch on December 07, 2012, 04:13:38 PM
theres a difference between a lumpy butt and a fat ass
Title: Re: Why the F do dumb Americans care about the royal family.
Post by: Eric P on December 07, 2012, 04:21:04 PM
theres a difference between a lumpy butt and a fat ass

(http://i.imgur.com/SmmDc.gif)
Title: Re: Why the F do dumb Americans care about the royal family.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 07, 2012, 08:58:37 PM
Pippa has a huuuuuuuuuuuuuge butt.

Otherwise, I don't care.

white people
(http://imageshack.us/a/img211/4689/deadg.png)
Title: Re: Why the F do dumb Americans care about the royal family.
Post by: Diunx on December 09, 2012, 07:28:23 PM
:rofl
Title: Re: Why the F do dumb Americans care about the royal family.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 09, 2012, 09:00:04 PM
in which the thread title question is also answered in the title