Why the F do dumb Americans care about the royal family.

[Stoney Mason]

Or at least I assume they must care because news and gossip sites are always reporting on this shit all my life.

Stoney's rant of the day.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

White women care, that's about it

[Madrun Badrun]

Because the queen always wears such nice hats.

[Stoney Mason]

Why do you care what gossip sites write about?

Well regular news sites have essentially turned into gossip news sites so it's all really the same at this point.

[Stoney Mason]

White women care, that's about it

I want to meet these white women and have them tell my why they're fascinated by it. And then I want to have angry sex with them. Can this be arranged...

[Huff]

Do we? anymore than the average celeb?

[Stoney Mason]

Do we? anymore than the average celeb?

While I think our own celebrity culture is pretty dumb, at least it's our own culture. I get it from that perspective. Why in any way would we care though about a prince and princess from another country.

For what it's worth I've always had a pretty big boner for British culture regarding music and entertainment. But that's because of the quality of the product itself. Not because of status.

[Eel O'Brian]

hey now, this dumb american doesn't give a shit about a bunch of queens and dukes

[Barry Egan]

http://www.answers.com/topic/family-romance

The family romance is a conscious fantasy, later repressed, in which a child imagines that their birth parents are not actual but adoptive parents, or that their birth was the outcome of maternal infidelity. Typically, the fantasy parents are of noble lineage, or at least of a higher social class than the real parents.

it's a vestige of the unconscious family romance that occurred during infancy.  Any qvestions? 

[hampster]

http://www.answers.com/topic/family-romance

it's a vestige of the unconscious family romance that occurred during infancy.  Any qvestions? 

I used to fantasize like that. Then my wife had to go and find my birth mom, turns out she is a fat school bus driver :'(

[Phoenix Dark]

I'll only be interested if the child is red of hair

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[Diunx]

Some Americans secretly want to be part of the commonwealth.

[ToxicAdam]

Disney impregnated a bunch of baby boomer's minds with the dreams of being a princess. Once those old fucks die off, we can officially stop caring.

[Mandark]

Damn people caring about unimportant shit that's not the unimportant shit I care about!

[tiesto]

Do we? anymore than the average celeb?

While I think our own celebrity culture is pretty dumb, at least it's our own culture. I get it from that perspective. Why in any way would we care though about a prince and princess from another country.

For what it's worth I've always had a pretty big boner for British culture regarding music and entertainment. But that's because of the quality of the product itself. Not because of status.

Same here, 90's British edm is like my god-tier of music.

[nudemacusers]

Do we? anymore than the average celeb?

While I think our own celebrity culture is pretty dumb, at least it's our own culture. I get it from that perspective. Why in any way would we care though about a prince and princess from another country.

For what it's worth I've always had a pretty big boner for British culture regarding music and entertainment. But that's because of the quality of the product itself. Not because of status.

Same here, 90's British edm is like my god-tier of music.

90s techno in general. I want to go back. ;(

[Great Rumbler]

Because the royal family is, like, so glamorous.

[Joe Molotov]

I would only get excited about the royal family if there was a King Ralph scenario where they all get wiped out in some freak accident, and John Goodman was made king of England.

[Don Flamenco]

Do we? anymore than the average celeb?

While I think our own celebrity culture is pretty dumb, at least it's our own culture. I get it from that perspective. Why in any way would we care though about a prince and princess from another country.

For what it's worth I've always had a pretty big boner for British culture regarding music and entertainment. But that's because of the quality of the product itself. Not because of status.

have you traveled outside of the U.S. before?  Our dumb culture is everywhere, except when you see it in other countries you feel twice as bad for the people eating it up...

[Madrun Badrun]

BABIES!

[brob]

don't understand why americans don't pick a better royal family. The Swedes for instance - their king is bat-shit and the princess is hott. And I'm sure there are some Mediterranean royals who are even better.

[ToxicAdam]

Don't you understand? The new baby promises to be the Kwisatz Hadarach and will grow up to the lead the Chavs out of their ghettos.

[brob]

That Duchess of Cambridge woman has fucking incredible fashion sense. Or maybe someone else picks stuff for her, but still.

Alexander McQueen

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

BABBIES!

ftfy

[Positive Touch]

Damn people caring about unimportant shit that's not the unimportant shit I care about!

hey at least my stupid hobby isnt following around a bunch of ugmos that dont do shit with their lives and are the heirs to a brutal faded empire and like bad food

[drew]

my mom cares about that shit, it's disgusting and fills me with homicidal rage.

[MrAngryFace]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/cut-this-monster-out-of-me,30602/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=standard-post:headline:default

[Steve Contra]

hey at least my stupid hobby isnt following around a bunch of ugmos that dont do shit with their lives and are the heirs to a brutal faded empire and like bad food

I thought you liked Nintendo executives

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/cut-this-monster-out-of-me,30602/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=standard-post:headline:default

[PigSpeakers]

Pippa has a huuuuuuuuuuuuuge butt.

Otherwise, I don't care.

[Trent Dole]

The prince is a descendant of Diana right? Some of us yanks care an awful fucking lot about her for some inexplicable reason.

[lordmaji]

Fat Dumb and have nothing better to do with their lives...

'Merca!!! 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

White women care, that's about it

I want to meet these white women and have them tell my why they're fascinated by it. And then I want to have angry sex with them. Can this be arranged...

They're all over the place dude.

Since the target demographic for a lot of TV and news sites are white women between 18-49, you're going to hear a lot about these people.

[Flannel Boy]

don't understand why americans don't pick a better royal family. The Swedes for instance - their king is bat-shit and the princess is hott.

 

[ToxicAdam]

Her eyes are too close. Thumbs down.

[Diunx]

My mum used to buy this magazine that was mainly focused on the euro royals, I had a child crush on the swede princess

[Don Flamenco]

don't understand why americans don't pick a better royal family. The Swedes for instance - their king is bat-shit and the princess is hott.

 
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those look way better than Kate Middletons "eggs drooping down a wall"

[MrAngryFace]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/royal-family-releases-kate-middleton-ultrasound-im,30613/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=standard-post:teaser:default

[Positive Touch]

Pippa has a huuuuuuuuuuuuuge butt.

Otherwise, I don't care.

FUCK YOU for wasting three seconds of my life googling this shit.

SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK

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[CrystalGemini]

don't understand why americans don't pick a better royal family. The Swedes for instance - their king is bat-shit and the princess is hott. And I'm sure there are some Mediterranean royals who are even better.

The other siblings don't look half bad either 

[Shadow Mod]

Disney impregnated a bunch of baby boomer's minds with the dreams of being a princess. Once those old fucks die off, we can officially stop caring.

You wish it ended with the baby boomers. Shit.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Pippa has a huuuuuuuuuuuuuge butt.

Otherwise, I don't care.

FUCK YOU for wasting three seconds of my life googling this shit.

SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK

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demi leper this scum

Pippa Middleton's ass is the envy of flat assed white women in the UK.  Here's a picture of her supposed perfect ass:

 

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http://thegloss.com/fashion/pippa-middleton-padded-underwear-488/

[Positive Touch]

Pippa Middleton's ass is the envy of flat assed white women in the UK.  Here's a picture of her supposed perfect ass:

 

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http://thegloss.com/fashion/pippa-middleton-padded-underwear-488/

[PigSpeakers]

I've... been lied to. The only photo I'd seen was the wedding dress photo.

[Yeti]

How is it girls can get away with padded bras and underwears? If a guy were to stuff his crotch he'd be laughed out of the room.

[DCharlieJP]

flat assed white women in the UK

what the fuck are you talking about ? You are talking about 0.0000001% of the female population. You cannot hide the lard from british women.

Oh and re: that Australian prank call to get details etc

Turns out the nurse who took the call, a mother of two, killed herself over it. Obviously no suggestion this was palace pressure, but i'm guessing the hospital management ran her through the ringer. Sad story.

[Positive Touch]

theres a difference between a lumpy butt and a fat ass

[Eric P]

theres a difference between a lumpy butt and a fat ass

[Phoenix Dark]

Pippa has a huuuuuuuuuuuuuge butt.

Otherwise, I don't care.

white people

[Diunx]

[Van Cruncheon]

in which the thread title question is also answered in the title