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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Cerveza mas fina on January 05, 2013, 07:17:14 PM

Title: Im alone in a pub now
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 05, 2013, 07:17:14 PM: My fiance went to sleep, i was bored and went downstairs, now im surrounded by wooooo girls.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 05, 2013, 07:19:06 PM: (http://images.buddytv.com/articles/woogirlsshobroh.jpg)
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 05, 2013, 07:20:56 PM: Exactly, they did it 3 times in 5 min, thought it was a myth
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 05, 2013, 07:22:38 PM: 4 times, i heard "youre all sexy bitches"
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 05, 2013, 07:23:32 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSLlZh9yelk

nine months later, Similaccc
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 05, 2013, 07:23:54 PM: I wanna sneak in a vid
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 05, 2013, 07:24:38 PM: I thought the wooing was exclusively an american night-life cancer
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 05, 2013, 07:26:16 PM: True line "when i woke up on xmas morning, and youuu knooow i haaate waking up, he proposed and i was like i its too early"
Title: Re: Im alone in a pub now
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 05, 2013, 07:28:06 PM: He bought me a plant but i wanted a flower.

Im in a sitcom.
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 05, 2013, 07:31:57 PM: Blablabla jesus christ. "I hate her" "why am I always not good enough" "i want to buy gold jewellery"
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 05, 2013, 07:34:21 PM: "I dont want 70 red roses just go to tesco and get me ???"
Title: Re: Im alone in a pub now
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 05, 2013, 07:35:10 PM: Quote from: Premium Lager on January 05, 2013, 07:34:21 PM
"I dont want 70 red roses just go to tesco and get me ???"

you're talking to an escort?
Title: Re: Im alone in a pub now
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 05, 2013, 07:36:06 PM: Im just smoking and drinking and listening.
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 05, 2013, 07:38:58 PM: Its so funny there is one guy hanging around the hot girls, but no chance at all. They are all taken.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 05, 2013, 07:41:29 PM: is he wearing a fedora
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 05, 2013, 07:42:24 PM: Married guy "if i get that lipstick on my cheek im dead" smooooooooch from a 20 year old girl
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 05, 2013, 07:42:56 PM: Quote from: BrandNew on January 05, 2013, 07:41:29 PM
is he wearing a fedora

Nope he has a backpack though
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 05, 2013, 07:44:27 PM: Girls are irish, polish, hungarian, argentinian.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on January 05, 2013, 07:48:07 PM: Quote from: Premium Lager on January 05, 2013, 07:44:27 PM
Girls are irish, polish, hungarian, argentinian.

Replace the Irish chick for a Czech and you have the cast for the greatest porno ever.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on January 05, 2013, 07:50:59 PM: People are horrible
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 05, 2013, 07:59:18 PM: Yep.
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 05, 2013, 08:06:07 PM: Havent seen any
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Post by: Don Flamenco on January 05, 2013, 08:06:57 PM: i apologize if this kind of behavior leaked from the u.s.
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 05, 2013, 08:09:39 PM: Apology accepted woooooo
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Post by: ToxicAdam on January 05, 2013, 08:28:58 PM: (http://www.stereogum.com/img/belding3.jpg)
Title: Im alone in a pub now
Post by: chronovore on January 05, 2013, 08:39:12 PM: Kosma alone in a pub is like "a girl in trouble."
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 05, 2013, 11:59:18 PM: Quote from: chronovore on January 05, 2013, 08:39:12 PM
Kosma alone in a pub is like "a girl in trouble."

:lol
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Post by: tiesto on January 06, 2013, 11:53:57 AM: Quote from: Premium Lager on January 05, 2013, 07:44:27 PM
Girls are irish, polish, hungarian, argentinian.

Sounds like my kinda place!
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 06, 2013, 12:15:00 PM: a dude walking around in a bar wearing a backpack looks a bit like this to women:

(http://horrorpediadotcom.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/hunchbackofnotredame-1.jpg)
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 06, 2013, 12:57:23 PM: God I remember the best gem now. They were talking about embarrassing drunk moments and this polish girl said that once she was so drunk she sat down on the toilet and peed but the toilet lid was down and she peed everywhere... 10/10 charming wooo girl story
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Post by: Don Flamenco on January 06, 2013, 02:38:27 PM: Quote from: Premium Lager on January 06, 2013, 12:57:23 PM
God I remember the best gem now. They were talking about embarrassing drunk moments and this polish girl said that once she was so drunk she sat down on the toilet and peed but the toilet lid was down and she peed everywhere... 10/10 charming wooo girl story

and then proceeded to complain about not being able to find a man

and by "man" she means money supply.
Title: Im alone in a pub now
Post by: Huff on January 06, 2013, 03:42:59 PM: #whyimsingle