Author Topic: Im alone in a pub now (Read 1457 times)

Cerveza mas fina · « **on:** January 05, 2013, 07:17:14 PM »

My fiance went to sleep, i was bored and went downstairs, now im surrounded by wooooo girls.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #1 on:** January 05, 2013, 07:19:06 PM »

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #2 on:** January 05, 2013, 07:20:56 PM »

Exactly, they did it 3 times in 5 min, thought it was a myth

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #3 on:** January 05, 2013, 07:22:38 PM »

4 times, i heard "youre all sexy bitches"

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4 on:** January 05, 2013, 07:23:32 PM »

nine months later, Similaccc

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #5 on:** January 05, 2013, 07:23:54 PM »

I wanna sneak in a vid

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #6 on:** January 05, 2013, 07:24:38 PM »

I thought the wooing was exclusively an american night-life cancer

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #7 on:** January 05, 2013, 07:26:16 PM »

True line "when i woke up on xmas morning, and youuu knooow i haaate waking up, he proposed and i was like i its too early"

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #8 on:** January 05, 2013, 07:28:06 PM »

He bought me a plant but i wanted a flower.

Im in a sitcom.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #9 on:** January 05, 2013, 07:31:57 PM »

Blablabla jesus christ. "I hate her" "why am I always not good enough" "i want to buy gold jewellery"

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #10 on:** January 05, 2013, 07:34:21 PM »

"I dont want 70 red roses just go to tesco and get me

"

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11 on:** January 05, 2013, 07:35:10 PM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on January 05, 2013, 07:34:21 PM

"I dont want 70 red roses just go to tesco and get me "

you're talking to an escort?

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #12 on:** January 05, 2013, 07:36:06 PM »

Im just smoking and drinking and listening.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #13 on:** January 05, 2013, 07:38:58 PM »

Its so funny there is one guy hanging around the hot girls, but no chance at all. They are all taken.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #14 on:** January 05, 2013, 07:41:29 PM »

is he wearing a fedora

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #15 on:** January 05, 2013, 07:42:24 PM »

Married guy "if i get that lipstick on my cheek im dead" smooooooooch from a 20 year old girl

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #16 on:** January 05, 2013, 07:42:56 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on January 05, 2013, 07:41:29 PM

is he wearing a fedora

Nope he has a backpack though

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #17 on:** January 05, 2013, 07:44:27 PM »

Girls are irish, polish, hungarian, argentinian.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #18 on:** January 05, 2013, 07:48:07 PM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on January 05, 2013, 07:44:27 PM

Girls are irish, polish, hungarian, argentinian.

Replace the Irish chick for a Czech and you have the cast for the greatest porno ever.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #19 on:** January 05, 2013, 07:50:59 PM »

People are horrible

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #20 on:** January 05, 2013, 07:59:18 PM »

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #21 on:** January 05, 2013, 08:06:07 PM »

Havent seen any

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #22 on:** January 05, 2013, 08:06:57 PM »

i apologize if this kind of behavior leaked from the u.s.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #23 on:** January 05, 2013, 08:09:39 PM »

Apology accepted woooooo

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #24 on:** January 05, 2013, 08:28:58 PM »

chronovore · « **Reply #25 on:** January 05, 2013, 08:39:12 PM »

Kosma alone in a pub is like "a girl in trouble."

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #26 on:** January 05, 2013, 11:59:18 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on January 05, 2013, 08:39:12 PM

Kosma alone in a pub is like "a girl in trouble."

tiesto · « **Reply #27 on:** January 06, 2013, 11:53:57 AM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on January 05, 2013, 07:44:27 PM

Girls are irish, polish, hungarian, argentinian.

Sounds like my kinda place!

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #28 on:** January 06, 2013, 12:15:00 PM »

a dude walking around in a bar wearing a backpack looks a bit like this to women:

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #29 on:** January 06, 2013, 12:57:23 PM »

God I remember the best gem now. They were talking about embarrassing drunk moments and this polish girl said that once she was so drunk she sat down on the toilet and peed but the toilet lid was down and she peed everywhere... 10/10 charming wooo girl story

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #30 on:** January 06, 2013, 02:38:27 PM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on January 06, 2013, 12:57:23 PM

God I remember the best gem now. They were talking about embarrassing drunk moments and this polish girl said that once she was so drunk she sat down on the toilet and peed but the toilet lid was down and she peed everywhere... 10/10 charming wooo girl story

and then proceeded to complain about not being able to find a man

and by "man" she means money supply.

Huff · « **Reply #31 on:** January 06, 2013, 03:42:59 PM »

#whyimsingle

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Author Topic: Im alone in a pub now (Read 1457 times)