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Title: White people, I need to clear something up
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 04, 2013, 05:53:54 PM
Ok so I was at a friend's house today helping him fix his furnace. Shortly after we fixed it I was in his living room watching TV when someone came to the door; I decided to open it, since my friend was in the shower. It was some guy dropping off a package for my friend; he gave it to me and left. My friend came out the bathroom shortly thereafter and this happened

me: ayo some redhead dropped this off for you
him: a chick?
me: no, some redhead dude
him: but you said "a redhead" thus insinuating it was a chick
me: uhhh redhead is gender neutral
him: no, it's fucking not
(http://imageshack.us/a/img96/9840/leonoh.png)
I am under the impression that "redhead" can be gender neutral, as displayed by my statement. Whereas "some blonde" would clearly be a reference to a female because I'm under the impression you don't call dudes "blondes." You just say "some dude...yea with blonde hair."

QUESTION: is my understanding of white culture and etiquette correct, or is "redhead" a term only used when referencing a woman?
Title: Re: White people, I need to clear something up
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 04, 2013, 06:00:06 PM
Redhead is pretty much only used to denote someone you want to bone, of either gender I guess.  "Soulless ginger" is used to describe someone that doesn't apply to.

Keep watching Downton Abbey, though.  It makes you whiter than me.
Title: Re: White people, I need to clear something up
Post by: Positive Touch on February 04, 2013, 06:03:14 PM
yeah youre only gonna use hair color to describe a chick. "soulless ginger" sounds about right for talking about dudes.

also i dont watch downtown abbey because british culture gives me gas and cilantro is for gods chosen only to enjoy
Title: Re: White people, I need to clear something up
Post by: Mandark on February 04, 2013, 06:04:02 PM
You can call a brown-haired guy a "brunet" but nobody does.  GIS "redhead" even with safesearch on and it's pretty much all women.
Title: Re: White people, I need to clear something up
Post by: fistfulofmetal on February 04, 2013, 06:08:27 PM
guys use such things to refer to women. come on son, even i know that.
Title: Re: White people, I need to clear something up
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 04, 2013, 06:08:51 PM
Why did you specify the hair color of the deliveryman...?
Title: Re: White people, I need to clear something up
Post by: Don Flamenco on February 04, 2013, 06:10:40 PM
if you leave off "guy," then yeah, it refers to redhead women.   

you'd say "some redhead guy dropped this off for you" or "some guy with red hair" if you really wanted to point out his hair
Title: Re: White people, I need to clear something up
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 04, 2013, 06:12:13 PM
Sounds wilde homo, PD. Reading this thread makes me assume you wanted to bone the delivery dude and the friend.
Title: Re: White people, I need to clear something up
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 04, 2013, 06:15:21 PM
God dammit, so it basically insinuates a chick. I thought there was some space, like it might be a dude might be a girl depending on the situation. Whereas blonde and brunette are clearly female specific :fbm

Why did you specify the hair color of the deliveryman...?

Well you don't see many redheaded people, so I figured perhaps he'd know who I was referring to if I said it that way; I know he gets lots of packages and stuff from Amazon and other places.
Title: Re: White people, I need to clear something up
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 04, 2013, 06:19:03 PM
I would describe a redheaded chap as a "ginger"

readhead = voluptous, sultry, red dress, va va voom

u homo
Title: Re: White people, I need to clear something up
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 04, 2013, 06:19:38 PM
I just don't know why you wouldn't just say

"hey, you got a package."

and that's it

bro I think you're racist against gingers

its okay we all
Title: Re: White people, I need to clear something up
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 04, 2013, 06:20:15 PM
for PD:

redhead: ginger dude

melisandre: redhead girl
Title: Re: White people, I need to clear something up
Post by: Positive Touch on February 04, 2013, 06:20:29 PM
Sounds wilde homo, PD. Reading this thread makes me assume you wanted to bone the delivery dude and the friend.

thats what i got out of it
Title: Re: White people, I need to clear something up
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 04, 2013, 07:04:47 PM
"Some black guy dropped off a package for you."

":wtf"
Title: Re: White people, I need to clear something up
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 04, 2013, 07:05:17 PM
Ginger = man
Redhead = woman

Gingers in denial will call themselves "daywalkers" but that usually is met with guffaws from their genetic superiors.
Title: Re: White people, I need to clear something up
Post by: Snuflupagulus on February 04, 2013, 07:10:33 PM
Quote
Ok so I was at a friend's house today helping him fix his furnace. Shortly after we fixed it I was in his living room watching TV when someone came to the door; I decided to open it, since my friend was in the shower. It was some guy dropping off a package for my friend; he gave it to me and left. My friend came out the bathroom shortly thereafter and this happened.

Sounds wilde homo, PD. Reading this thread makes me assume you wanted to bone the delivery dude and the friend.

lol. This is definitely one of the more suggestive passages on das bore. Mad, brazenly homo.

"Redhead"  :teehee
Title: Re: White people, I need to clear something up
Post by: Don Flamenco on February 04, 2013, 07:23:18 PM
some red-headed black guy just dropped this package off for you
Title: Re: White people, I need to clear something up
Post by: pilonv1 on February 04, 2013, 07:58:15 PM
I would describe a redheaded chap as a "ginger"

readhead = voluptous, sultry, red dress, va va voom

u homo

^^ perfect
Title: Re: White people, I need to clear something up
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 04, 2013, 08:22:11 PM
I would describe a redheaded chap as a "ginger"

readhead = voluptous, sultry, red dress, va va voom

u homo
This.
Title: Re: White people, I need to clear something up
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 04, 2013, 08:33:44 PM
 :nsfw
google image result for sexy redhead: all women
https://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=sexy+redhead&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.&bvm=bv.41867550,d.aWc&biw=1830&bih=1013&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=c2AQUZGBGqnvygHpkIC4Ag

google image result for sexy ginger: still mostly women, but a lot of men.
https://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=sexy+ginger&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.&bvm=bv.41867550,d.aWc&biw=1830&bih=1013&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=hmAQUYWaAci6yAG5q4DAAw

google image result for stupid ginger: mostly men.
https://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=stupid+ginger&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.&bvm=bv.41867550,d.aWc&biw=1830&bih=1013&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=NGEQUbCwMOSTyQGYmIHgCQ
Title: Re: White people, I need to clear something up
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 04, 2013, 08:35:26 PM
Finally quantitative evidence of PD's mad-homo inclination. 
Title: Re: White people, I need to clear something up
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 04, 2013, 09:50:53 PM
google image search for "redhead delivery": many women, many ducks, some red-haired dudes, a few black dudes.
https://www.google.com/search?q=redhead+delivery&hl=en&tbo=d&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=dnMQUYewFcrTigLb84GQDQ&ved=0CAoQ_AUoAA&biw=1600&bih=900
Title: Re: White people, I need to clear something up
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 04, 2013, 09:54:13 PM
(http://m3.licdn.com/mpr/mpr/shrink_80_80/p/3/000/0ae/02d/0f0430a.jpg)

it's PD
Title: Re: White people, I need to clear something up
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 04, 2013, 10:05:12 PM
The equivalent Bing image search goes much lighter on the ducks and much heavier on the creepy dolls.
Title: Re: White people, I need to clear something up
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 04, 2013, 10:11:41 PM
Finally quantitative evidence of PD's mad-homo inclination.

But it's not definitive, it's an either or! At least that's what I thought at the time. The evidence seems to be against me, oh well.

I'm glad this wasn't on the SAT
Title: Re: White people, I need to clear something up
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 04, 2013, 10:13:36 PM
Well, it may not be definitive but statistically, you gay.
Title: Re: White people, I need to clear something up
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 04, 2013, 10:15:08 PM
Let's get some machine learning algos on this
Title: Re: White people, I need to clear something up
Post by: drew on February 04, 2013, 10:15:52 PM
redhead is and never was gender neutral.  makes you sound like you were checking him out and wanted his DICK in your BUTT. LOL.
Title: Re: White people, I need to clear something up
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 04, 2013, 10:33:59 PM
google image search for "redhead delivery": many women, many ducks, some red-haired dudes, a few black dudes.
https://www.google.com/search?q=redhead+delivery&hl=en&tbo=d&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=dnMQUYewFcrTigLb84GQDQ&ved=0CAoQ_AUoAA&biw=1600&bih=900

(http://i.imgur.com/1ZgJtSW.jpg)

Not according to PD.
Title: Re: White people, I need to clear something up
Post by: tiesto on February 04, 2013, 10:35:13 PM
You can call a brown-haired guy a "brunet" but nobody does.  GIS "redhead" even with safesearch on and it's pretty much all women.

I think I'm gonna GIS "redhead" with safe search off :drool

Love me some ginger chicks.
Title: Re: White people, I need to clear something up
Post by: Diunx on February 04, 2013, 10:44:16 PM
I thought it was a woman while reading that.
Title: Re: White people, I need to clear something up
Post by: brawndolicious on February 05, 2013, 12:05:21 AM
You guys still can't tell when PD is making a troll?
Title: Re: White people, I need to clear something up
Post by: Brehvolution on February 05, 2013, 09:30:22 AM
google image search for "redhead delivery": many women, many ducks, some red-haired dudes, a few black dudes.
https://www.google.com/search?q=redhead+delivery&hl=en&tbo=d&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=dnMQUYewFcrTigLb84GQDQ&ved=0CAoQ_AUoAA&biw=1600&bih=900

(http://i.imgur.com/1ZgJtSW.jpg)

Not according to PD.

:rofl
Title: Re: White people, I need to clear something up
Post by: Groogrux on February 05, 2013, 09:39:00 AM
google image search for "redhead delivery": many women, many ducks, some red-haired dudes, a few black dudes.
https://www.google.com/search?q=redhead+delivery&hl=en&tbo=d&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=dnMQUYewFcrTigLb84GQDQ&ved=0CAoQ_AUoAA&biw=1600&bih=900

(http://i.imgur.com/1ZgJtSW.jpg)

Not according to PD.

:lol
Title: Re: White people, I need to clear something up
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 05, 2013, 11:15:59 AM
A cute redhead sat next to me on the bus.  :hyper
Title: Re: White people, I need to clear something up
Post by: ToxicAdam on February 05, 2013, 11:37:12 AM
PD's masculinity is like a level-headed red head.

Title: Re: White people, I need to clear something up
Post by: Don Flamenco on February 05, 2013, 12:50:18 PM
You guys still can't tell when PD is making a troll?


Black people, I need to clear something up

How is this a troll? :lol
Title: Re: White people, I need to clear something up
Post by: demi on February 05, 2013, 12:54:28 PM
Redhead is definitely a female term

ginger is the male version
Title: Re: White people, I need to clear something up
Post by: Brehvolution on February 05, 2013, 02:08:58 PM
PD: Old grey pubes just dropped off a package for you.

Him: Grandpa was here?
Title: Re: White people, I need to clear something up
Post by: brawndolicious on February 05, 2013, 03:38:24 PM
You guys still can't tell when PD is making a troll?


Black people, I need to clear something up

How is this a troll? :lol

He was messing with his friend in real life to see how he would react. I'm totally going to do it too.
Title: Re: White people, I need to clear something up
Post by: Mandark on February 05, 2013, 03:56:34 PM
A cute redhead sat next to me on the bus.  :hyper

Did you ask him where he was taking his package?
Title: Re: White people, I need to clear something up
Post by: headwalk on February 05, 2013, 04:42:29 PM
the correct term is "that ginger cunt". even if they're a close personal friend and you're speaking to them directly.

"redhead dude" makes it sound like you want to wrap your tongue around his little satsumas.
Title: Re: White people, I need to clear something up
Post by: pilonv1 on February 05, 2013, 04:45:00 PM
A cute redhead sat next to me on the bus.  :hyper

Did you ask him where he was taking his package?

:lol
Title: Re: White people, I need to clear something up
Post by: Positive Touch on February 05, 2013, 05:29:06 PM
psssh starcraft aint a white thing its a korean thing
Title: Re: White people, I need to clear something up
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on February 05, 2013, 05:31:22 PM
Plus harry potter and creed are for tweens.
Title: Re: White people, I need to clear something up
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 05, 2013, 05:32:10 PM
A cute redhead sat next to me on the bus.  :hyper

Amber Lamps?!?!?
Title: Re: White people, I need to clear something up
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on February 05, 2013, 05:49:18 PM
Old white people
Title: Re: White people, I need to clear something up
Post by: pilonv1 on February 05, 2013, 06:05:11 PM
As for PDs whiteness:

You read every Harry Potter book, you play Starcraft religiously and watch tournaments, you listen to Creed and you're also a huge Nas stan.

Of course you're white.

I'm pretty white and even I don't listen to Creed
Title: Re: White people, I need to clear something up
Post by: Don Flamenco on February 05, 2013, 06:14:45 PM
i am white but i have rhythm and i'm not secretly racist even when black people aren't around, unless it's an obvious joke.
Title: White people, I need to clear something up
Post by: Huff on February 05, 2013, 06:18:37 PM
As for PDs whiteness:

You read every Harry Potter book, you play Starcraft religiously and watch tournaments, you listen to Creed and you're also a huge Nas stan.

Of course you're white.

I'm pretty white and even I don't listen to Creed

I thought creed only gets played nowadays on bar jukeboxes to piss people off
Title: Re: White people, I need to clear something up
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 05, 2013, 07:06:59 PM
Just checking in, this thread is as gay as it was yesterday
Title: Re: White people, I need to clear something up
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 05, 2013, 07:08:35 PM
Well once you go redhead,...
Title: Re: White people, I need to clear something up
Post by: Himu on February 05, 2013, 07:10:10 PM
Redhead is pretty much only used to denote someone you want to bone, of either gender I guess.  "Soulless ginger" is used to describe someone that doesn't apply to.

Keep watching Downton Abbey, though.  It makes you whiter than me.

ALL of black bore watches Downton Abbey except Stoney and he probably watches it too due to his Brit fetish.  :P
Title: Re: White people, I need to clear something up
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 05, 2013, 07:23:15 PM
A cute redhead sat next to me on the bus.  :hyper

Did you ask him where he was taking his package?
Such a hanging curve. And no I didn't; the person, who was 5'10", was clearly going to the university.

ALL of black bore watches Downton Abbey except Stoney and he probably watches it too due to his Brit fetish.  :P
Sometimes he watches it and sometimes he doesn't.
Title: Re: White people, I need to clear something up
Post by: Positive Touch on February 05, 2013, 08:22:18 PM
ALL of black bore watches Downton Abbey except Stoney and he probably watches it too due to his Brit fetish.  :P
Sometimes he watches it and sometimes he doesn't.


stoney is awesome but i couldnt help but :lol
Title: Re: White people, I need to clear something up
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 05, 2013, 08:52:03 PM
As for PDs whiteness:

You read every Harry Potter book, you play Starcraft religiously and watch tournaments, you listen to Creed and you're also a huge Nas stan.

Of course you're white.

I'm pretty white and even I don't listen to Creed

Maybe it's a black thing after all.
Title: Re: White people, I need to clear something up
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 06, 2013, 12:28:38 AM
Ginger is male specific? I've used ginger in reference to women before. You people are too confusing.
Title: Re: White people, I need to clear something up
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 06, 2013, 01:17:24 AM
You people are too confusing.

:wag
Title: Re: White people, I need to clear something up
Post by: Don Flamenco on February 06, 2013, 08:24:23 AM
i'm starting to feel a bit uncomfortable with this thread and request that the white...I mean, the right mods take care of the problem.
Title: Re: White people, I need to clear something up
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 06, 2013, 03:28:04 PM
Ginger is male specific? I've used ginger in reference to women before. You people are too confusing.
Women can be called gingers--if they're unattractive.
Title: Re: White people, I need to clear something up
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 06, 2013, 04:26:22 PM
Ginger is male specific? I've used ginger in reference to women before. You people are too confusing.
Women can be called gingers--if they're unattractive.

Yes, we've already explained this at least three times in this thread, PD.

Redhead = Someone you want to bone until your peener falls off
Ginger = Some hideous thing with reddish hair
Title: Re: White people, I need to clear something up
Post by: demi on February 06, 2013, 04:32:38 PM
Ginger is male specific? I've used ginger in reference to women before. You people are too confusing.

Spoken like someone homeschooled