White people, I need to clear something up

[Phoenix Dark]

Ok so I was at a friend's house today helping him fix his furnace. Shortly after we fixed it I was in his living room watching TV when someone came to the door; I decided to open it, since my friend was in the shower. It was some guy dropping off a package for my friend; he gave it to me and left. My friend came out the bathroom shortly thereafter and this happened

me: ayo some redhead dropped this off for you
him: a chick?
me: no, some redhead dude
him: but you said "a redhead" thus insinuating it was a chick
me: uhhh redhead is gender neutral
him: no, it's fucking not

I am under the impression that "redhead" can be gender neutral, as displayed by my statement. Whereas "some blonde" would clearly be a reference to a female because I'm under the impression you don't call dudes "blondes." You just say "some dude...yea with blonde hair."

QUESTION: is my understanding of white culture and etiquette correct, or is "redhead" a term only used when referencing a woman?

[Human Snorenado]

Redhead is pretty much only used to denote someone you want to bone, of either gender I guess.  "Soulless ginger" is used to describe someone that doesn't apply to.

Keep watching Downton Abbey, though.  It makes you whiter than me.

[Positive Touch]

yeah youre only gonna use hair color to describe a chick. "soulless ginger" sounds about right for talking about dudes.

also i dont watch downtown abbey because british culture gives me gas and cilantro is for gods chosen only to enjoy

[Mandark]

You can call a brown-haired guy a "brunet" but nobody does.  GIS "redhead" even with safesearch on and it's pretty much all women.

[fistfulofmetal]

guys use such things to refer to women. come on son, even i know that.

[Great Rumbler]

Why did you specify the hair color of the deliveryman...?

[Don Flamenco]

if you leave off "guy," then yeah, it refers to redhead women.   

you'd say "some redhead guy dropped this off for you" or "some guy with red hair" if you really wanted to point out his hair

[Joe Molotov]

Sounds wilde homo, PD. Reading this thread makes me assume you wanted to bone the delivery dude and the friend.

[Phoenix Dark]

God dammit, so it basically insinuates a chick. I thought there was some space, like it might be a dude might be a girl depending on the situation. Whereas blonde and brunette are clearly female specific

Why did you specify the hair color of the deliveryman...?

Well you don't see many redheaded people, so I figured perhaps he'd know who I was referring to if I said it that way; I know he gets lots of packages and stuff from Amazon and other places.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

I would describe a redheaded chap as a "ginger"

readhead = voluptous, sultry, red dress, va va voom

u homo

[TakingBackSunday]

I just don't know why you wouldn't just say

"hey, you got a package."

and that's it

bro I think you're racist against gingers

its okay we all

[TakingBackSunday]

for PD:

redhead: ginger dude

melisandre: redhead girl

[Positive Touch]

Sounds wilde homo, PD. Reading this thread makes me assume you wanted to bone the delivery dude and the friend.

thats what i got out of it

[Great Rumbler]

"Some black guy dropped off a package for you."

""

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Ginger = man
Redhead = woman

Gingers in denial will call themselves "daywalkers" but that usually is met with guffaws from their genetic superiors.

[Snuflupagulus]

Ok so I was at a friend's house today helping him fix his furnace. Shortly after we fixed it I was in his living room watching TV when someone came to the door; I decided to open it, since my friend was in the shower. It was some guy dropping off a package for my friend; he gave it to me and left. My friend came out the bathroom shortly thereafter and this happened.

Sounds wilde homo, PD. Reading this thread makes me assume you wanted to bone the delivery dude and the friend.

lol. This is definitely one of the more suggestive passages on das bore. Mad, brazenly homo.

"Redhead" 

[Don Flamenco]

some red-headed black guy just dropped this package off for you

[pilonv1]

I would describe a redheaded chap as a "ginger"

readhead = voluptous, sultry, red dress, va va voom

u homo

^^ perfect

[Flannel Boy]

I would describe a redheaded chap as a "ginger"

readhead = voluptous, sultry, red dress, va va voom

u homo

This.

[Flannel Boy]

 
google image result for sexy redhead: all women
https://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=sexy+redhead&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.&bvm=bv.41867550,d.aWc&biw=1830&bih=1013&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=c2AQUZGBGqnvygHpkIC4Ag

google image result for sexy ginger: still mostly women, but a lot of men.
https://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=sexy+ginger&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.&bvm=bv.41867550,d.aWc&biw=1830&bih=1013&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=hmAQUYWaAci6yAG5q4DAAw

google image result for stupid ginger: mostly men.
https://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=stupid+ginger&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.&bvm=bv.41867550,d.aWc&biw=1830&bih=1013&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=NGEQUbCwMOSTyQGYmIHgCQ

[Madrun Badrun]

Finally quantitative evidence of PD's mad-homo inclination. 

[recursivelyenumerable]

google image search for "redhead delivery": many women, many ducks, some red-haired dudes, a few black dudes.
https://www.google.com/search?q=redhead+delivery&hl=en&tbo=d&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=dnMQUYewFcrTigLb84GQDQ&ved=0CAoQ_AUoAA&biw=1600&bih=900

[TakingBackSunday]

it's PD

[recursivelyenumerable]

The equivalent Bing image search goes much lighter on the ducks and much heavier on the creepy dolls.

[Phoenix Dark]

Finally quantitative evidence of PD's mad-homo inclination.

But it's not definitive, it's an either or! At least that's what I thought at the time. The evidence seems to be against me, oh well.

I'm glad this wasn't on the SAT

[Madrun Badrun]

Well, it may not be definitive but statistically, you gay.

[recursivelyenumerable]

Let's get some machine learning algos on this

[drew]

redhead is and never was gender neutral.  makes you sound like you were checking him out and wanted his DICK in your BUTT. LOL.

[Joe Molotov]

google image search for "redhead delivery": many women, many ducks, some red-haired dudes, a few black dudes.
https://www.google.com/search?q=redhead+delivery&hl=en&tbo=d&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=dnMQUYewFcrTigLb84GQDQ&ved=0CAoQ_AUoAA&biw=1600&bih=900

Not according to PD.

[tiesto]

You can call a brown-haired guy a "brunet" but nobody does.  GIS "redhead" even with safesearch on and it's pretty much all women.

I think I'm gonna GIS "redhead" with safe search off

Love me some ginger chicks.

[Diunx]

I thought it was a woman while reading that.

[brawndolicious]

You guys still can't tell when PD is making a troll?

[Brehvolution]

google image search for "redhead delivery": many women, many ducks, some red-haired dudes, a few black dudes.
https://www.google.com/search?q=redhead+delivery&hl=en&tbo=d&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=dnMQUYewFcrTigLb84GQDQ&ved=0CAoQ_AUoAA&biw=1600&bih=900

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Not according to PD.

[Groogrux]

google image search for "redhead delivery": many women, many ducks, some red-haired dudes, a few black dudes.
https://www.google.com/search?q=redhead+delivery&hl=en&tbo=d&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=dnMQUYewFcrTigLb84GQDQ&ved=0CAoQ_AUoAA&biw=1600&bih=900

(Image removed from quote.)

Not according to PD.

[Flannel Boy]

A cute redhead sat next to me on the bus. 

[ToxicAdam]

PD's masculinity is like a level-headed red head.

[Don Flamenco]

You guys still can't tell when PD is making a troll?

Black people, I need to clear something up

How is this a troll?

[demi]

Redhead is definitely a female term

ginger is the male version

[Brehvolution]

PD: Old grey pubes just dropped off a package for you.

Him: Grandpa was here?

[brawndolicious]

You guys still can't tell when PD is making a troll?

Black people, I need to clear something up

How is this a troll?

He was messing with his friend in real life to see how he would react. I'm totally going to do it too.

[Mandark]

A cute redhead sat next to me on the bus. 

Did you ask him where he was taking his package?

[headwalk]

the correct term is "that ginger cunt". even if they're a close personal friend and you're speaking to them directly.

"redhead dude" makes it sound like you want to wrap your tongue around his little satsumas.

[pilonv1]

A cute redhead sat next to me on the bus. 

Did you ask him where he was taking his package?

[Positive Touch]

psssh starcraft aint a white thing its a korean thing

[Cerveza mas fina]

Plus harry potter and creed are for tweens.

[TakingBackSunday]

A cute redhead sat next to me on the bus. 

Amber Lamps?!?!?

[Cerveza mas fina]

Old white people

[pilonv1]

As for PDs whiteness:

You read every Harry Potter book, you play Starcraft religiously and watch tournaments, you listen to Creed and you're also a huge Nas stan.

Of course you're white.

I'm pretty white and even I don't listen to Creed

[Don Flamenco]

i am white but i have rhythm and i'm not secretly racist even when black people aren't around, unless it's an obvious joke.

[Huff]

As for PDs whiteness:

You read every Harry Potter book, you play Starcraft religiously and watch tournaments, you listen to Creed and you're also a huge Nas stan.

Of course you're white.

I'm pretty white and even I don't listen to Creed

I thought creed only gets played nowadays on bar jukeboxes to piss people off

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Just checking in, this thread is as gay as it was yesterday

[Madrun Badrun]

Well once you go redhead,...

[Himu]

Redhead is pretty much only used to denote someone you want to bone, of either gender I guess.  "Soulless ginger" is used to describe someone that doesn't apply to.

Keep watching Downton Abbey, though.  It makes you whiter than me.

ALL of black bore watches Downton Abbey except Stoney and he probably watches it too due to his Brit fetish. 

[Flannel Boy]

A cute redhead sat next to me on the bus. 

Did you ask him where he was taking his package?

Such a hanging curve. And no I didn't; the person, who was 5'10", was clearly going to the university.

ALL of black bore watches Downton Abbey except Stoney and he probably watches it too due to his Brit fetish. 

Sometimes he watches it and sometimes he doesn't.

[Positive Touch]

ALL of black bore watches Downton Abbey except Stoney and he probably watches it too due to his Brit fetish. 

Sometimes he watches it and sometimes he doesn't.

stoney is awesome but i couldnt help but

[Joe Molotov]

As for PDs whiteness:

You read every Harry Potter book, you play Starcraft religiously and watch tournaments, you listen to Creed and you're also a huge Nas stan.

Of course you're white.

I'm pretty white and even I don't listen to Creed

Maybe it's a black thing after all.

[Phoenix Dark]

Ginger is male specific? I've used ginger in reference to women before. You people are too confusing.

[Great Rumbler]

You people are too confusing.

[Don Flamenco]

i'm starting to feel a bit uncomfortable with this thread and request that the white...I mean, the right mods take care of the problem.

[Flannel Boy]

Ginger is male specific? I've used ginger in reference to women before. You people are too confusing.

Women can be called gingers--if they're unattractive.