THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Cerveza mas fina on February 15, 2013, 03:58:29 PM

Title: Black Bore help me out
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on February 15, 2013, 03:58:29 PM
Is it weird that I wanted to be black as a kid?
Title: Re: Black Bore help me out
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 15, 2013, 04:01:54 PM
My mom claims that when I was a kid I once told her I wanted to be white so I could see myself at night :fbm

she has told this to multiple people with no regard for the embarrassment smh
Title: Re: Black Bore help me out
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 15, 2013, 04:06:03 PM
I think we all wanted to live that dream, lager.  Only EricP got to.
Title: Re: Black Bore help me out
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on February 15, 2013, 04:07:08 PM
 :lol thats a lame white man fantasy man

I just wanted to run like Carl Lewis brah  :fbm
Title: Re: Black Bore help me out
Post by: Brehvolution on February 15, 2013, 04:11:36 PM
I think we all wanted to live that dream, lager.  Only EricP got to.

 :lol
Title: Re: Black Bore help me out
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 15, 2013, 04:15:17 PM
I still want to be black. I want to be a black guy living in Brooklyn... this is the life that was meant for me, not here in Poland.
:-\
Title: Re: Black Bore help me out
Post by: Don Flamenco on February 15, 2013, 04:15:23 PM
you can be black on the internet.  make an account on the coli and attempt to blend in.
Title: Re: Black Bore help me out
Post by: Eric P on February 15, 2013, 04:17:57 PM
I still want to be black. I want to be a black guy living in Brooklyn... this is the life that was meant for me, not here in Poland.
:-\

yeah that's...weird but kind of explains some stuff
Title: Re: Black Bore help me out
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on February 15, 2013, 04:23:57 PM
I still want to be black. I want to be a black guy living in Brooklyn... this is the life that was meant for me, not here in Poland.

I feel ya holmes

I kind of feel the same, but im not cut out for that life though
Title: Re: Black Bore help me out
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on February 15, 2013, 04:26:21 PM
I think we all wanted to live that dream, lager.  Only EricP got to.

I dont get the joke sorry fill me in bro
Title: Re: Black Bore help me out
Post by: Eric P on February 15, 2013, 04:26:57 PM
chuck d has me on speed dial to verify the black experience
Title: Re: Black Bore help me out
Post by: Reb on February 15, 2013, 04:27:09 PM
I'm pretty content being a white guy in a wealthy country.
Title: Re: Black Bore help me out
Post by: Himu on February 15, 2013, 04:27:17 PM
Hall of Fame
Title: Re: Black Bore help me out
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 15, 2013, 04:46:09 PM
I'd love to be a light skinned Brazilian in Brazil tho. Only way to smash the ladies, I hear :shaq
Title: Re: Black Bore help me out
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on February 15, 2013, 05:02:06 PM
Goddammit rebiak
Title: Re: Black Bore help me out
Post by: Reb on February 15, 2013, 05:12:22 PM
All the girls say I'm pretty fly.
Title: Re: Black Bore help me out
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on February 15, 2013, 05:20:57 PM
gosh danged niggaboos
Title: Re: Black Bore help me out
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 15, 2013, 05:29:05 PM
I'd love to be a light skinned Brazilian in Brazil tho. Only way to smash the ladies, I hear :shaq

If it weren't for all of the AIDS, I'd love to go on a Brazilian-Argentinian fuck tour
Title: Re: Black Bore help me out
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 15, 2013, 06:13:00 PM
I'd love to be a light skinned Brazilian in Brazil tho. Only way to smash the ladies, I hear :shaq

If it weren't for all of the AIDS, I'd love to go on a Brazilian-Argentinian fuck tour

What about all of the tran-

:ohhh
Title: Re: Black Bore help me out
Post by: Beezy on February 15, 2013, 06:36:38 PM
I've thought about going on long road trips at some point in my life, but I don't think I'd make it through some of the flyover states alive. That's one situation where I wish I was white. :usacry
Title: Black Bore help me out
Post by: Verdigris Murder on February 15, 2013, 06:43:08 PM
I used to pretend to be a black man at boarding school. Luckily they were all sluts anyway!

There are also some awesome ones: white maltesers like Dumas, early Eddie Murphy and Bowfinger, early Chris Rock 1996'ish, Tim Westwood and lots more.
Title: Re: Black Bore help me out
Post by: Robo on February 15, 2013, 07:08:39 PM
My mom claims that when I was a kid I once told her I wanted to be white so I could see myself at night :fbm

That's black excellence.
Title: Re: Black Bore help me out
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 15, 2013, 07:52:43 PM
Who wouldn't want to be black?

(http://i.imgur.com/4lycbsR.jpg)
Title: Re: Black Bore help me out
Post by: chronovore on February 19, 2013, 03:42:39 AM
FM, I don't get the Starbucks joke.
Title: Re: Black Bore help me out
Post by: etiolate on February 19, 2013, 05:22:54 AM
FM are you stalking starbucks people now?
Title: Re: Black Bore help me out
Post by: Eric P on February 19, 2013, 06:46:49 AM
oh i see
the fold of his shorts makes it look like he has a huge penis
Title: Re: Black Bore help me out
Post by: demi on February 19, 2013, 08:53:04 AM
Penis Envy ITT
Title: Re: Black Bore help me out
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 19, 2013, 10:16:13 AM
oh i see
the fold of his shorts makes it look like he has a huge penis

this
Title: Re: Black Bore help me out
Post by: Squiddy on February 19, 2013, 10:22:07 AM
oh i see
the fold of his shorts makes it look like he has a huge penis

Is it true that black guys have huge cocks?
I think we need to have a penis size comparison with black bore.

Mine is 6 inches.
Title: Re: Black Bore help me out
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 19, 2013, 10:27:53 AM
Himu is going to skew the black distribution though. 
Title: Re: Black Bore help me out
Post by: Squiddy on February 19, 2013, 11:26:31 AM
No way. I heard how my black friends parents wwould whip their kids asses and I was like (http://www.the-coli.com/images/smilies/whoa.png)
Haven't you heard?
Can't turn into a decent human being unless you get a good nice belting every now and then. Gotta instill that fear and hate of the authority at an early age!
Title: Re: Black Bore help me out
Post by: Squiddy on February 19, 2013, 11:41:29 AM
Slaps and being pulled by the ear is nothing.
Being asked to go out and cut a branch to be slapped with, now that's fucked up.

Belts and cords, and shit like that is just child abuse.
Title: Re: Black Bore help me out
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on February 19, 2013, 12:15:20 PM
I got slapped with a belt as a kid, imho harsh but I never pulled that shit again. Didnt give me any daddy issues either.
Title: Re: Black Bore help me out
Post by: Squiddy on February 19, 2013, 12:23:22 PM
Someone go Opiate on him about the self-selection bias and the lack of an objective reference frame.
Title: Re: Black Bore help me out
Post by: Squiddy on February 19, 2013, 12:24:27 PM
Someone go Opiate on him about the self-selection bias and the lack of an objective reference frame.
Title: Re: Black Bore help me out
Post by: Vertigo on February 19, 2013, 12:29:52 PM
My dad is old school Jamaican and he used to hand out some classic beatings.

But then found a more effective method taking me and my brothers Mega Drive for up to two weeks. Even better, he'd leave it in a place we could see it. But hide all the wires.  >:(

I would have happily taken the beating if it meant I could have my mega Drive back quicker.
Title: Re: Black Bore help me out
Post by: Squiddy on February 19, 2013, 12:33:25 PM
My dad is old school Jamaican and he used to hand out some classic beatings.

But then found a more effective method taking me and my brothers Mega Drive for up to two weeks. Even better, he'd leave it in a place we could see it. But hide all the wires.  >:(

I would have happily taken the beating if it meant I could have my mega Drive back quicker.

Clever dad.

The little shits of today can't go a day without access to their vidya games/tablets/internet.
Title: Re: Black Bore help me out
Post by: Beezy on February 19, 2013, 01:20:54 PM
My dad is old school Jamaican and he used to hand out some classic beatings.

But then found a more effective method taking me and my brothers Mega Drive for up to two weeks. Even better, he'd leave it in a place we could see it. But hide all the wires.  >:(

I would have happily taken the beating if it meant I could have my mega Drive back quicker.
The Bore has another black member? Are you from GAF?
Title: Re: Black Bore help me out
Post by: Vertigo on February 19, 2013, 04:23:47 PM
My dad is old school Jamaican and he used to hand out some classic beatings.

But then found a more effective method taking me and my brothers Mega Drive for up to two weeks. Even better, he'd leave it in a place we could see it. But hide all the wires.  >:(

I would have happily taken the beating if it meant I could have my mega Drive back quicker.
The Bore has another black member? Are you from GAF?

Originally. Yes.
Title: Re: Black Bore help me out
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 19, 2013, 04:44:03 PM
Himu is going to skew the black distribution though.

And he wants to cut that bbc off  :'(
Title: Re: Black Bore help me out
Post by: Purple Filth on February 19, 2013, 04:53:38 PM
My mom claims that when I was a kid I once told her I wanted to be white so I could see myself at night :fbm

 :lol
Title: Re: Black Bore help me out
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 19, 2013, 04:57:48 PM
Himu is going to skew the black distribution though.

And he wants to cut that bbc off  :'(

I didn't say it was a negative skew
Title: Re: Black Bore help me out
Post by: Lan on February 19, 2013, 08:17:24 PM
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