Black Bore help me out

[Cerveza mas fina]

Is it weird that I wanted to be black as a kid?

[Phoenix Dark]

My mom claims that when I was a kid I once told her I wanted to be white so I could see myself at night

she has told this to multiple people with no regard for the embarrassment smh

[Human Snorenado]

I think we all wanted to live that dream, lager.  Only EricP got to.

[Cerveza mas fina]

  thats a lame white man fantasy man

I just wanted to run like Carl Lewis brah 

[Brehvolution]

I think we all wanted to live that dream, lager.  Only EricP got to.

 

[Phoenix Dark]

I still want to be black. I want to be a black guy living in Brooklyn... this is the life that was meant for me, not here in Poland.

[Don Flamenco]

you can be black on the internet.  make an account on the coli and attempt to blend in.

[Eric P]

I still want to be black. I want to be a black guy living in Brooklyn... this is the life that was meant for me, not here in Poland.

yeah that's...weird but kind of explains some stuff

[Cerveza mas fina]

I still want to be black. I want to be a black guy living in Brooklyn... this is the life that was meant for me, not here in Poland.

I feel ya holmes

I kind of feel the same, but im not cut out for that life though

[Cerveza mas fina]

I think we all wanted to live that dream, lager.  Only EricP got to.

I dont get the joke sorry fill me in bro

[Eric P]

chuck d has me on speed dial to verify the black experience

[Reb]

I'm pretty content being a white guy in a wealthy country.

[Himu]

Hall of Fame

[Phoenix Dark]

I'd love to be a light skinned Brazilian in Brazil tho. Only way to smash the ladies, I hear

[Cerveza mas fina]

Goddammit rebiak

[Reb]

All the girls say I'm pretty fly.

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

gosh danged niggaboos

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I'd love to be a light skinned Brazilian in Brazil tho. Only way to smash the ladies, I hear

If it weren't for all of the AIDS, I'd love to go on a Brazilian-Argentinian fuck tour

[Human Snorenado]

I'd love to be a light skinned Brazilian in Brazil tho. Only way to smash the ladies, I hear

If it weren't for all of the AIDS, I'd love to go on a Brazilian-Argentinian fuck tour

What about all of the tran-

[Beezy]

I've thought about going on long road trips at some point in my life, but I don't think I'd make it through some of the flyover states alive. That's one situation where I wish I was white.

[Verdigris Murder]

I used to pretend to be a black man at boarding school. Luckily they were all sluts anyway!

There are also some awesome ones: white maltesers like Dumas, early Eddie Murphy and Bowfinger, early Chris Rock 1996'ish, Tim Westwood and lots more.

[Robo]

My mom claims that when I was a kid I once told her I wanted to be white so I could see myself at night

That's black excellence.

[Madrun Badrun]

Who wouldn't want to be black?

[chronovore]

FM, I don't get the Starbucks joke.

[etiolate]

FM are you stalking starbucks people now?

[Eric P]

oh i see
the fold of his shorts makes it look like he has a huge penis

[demi]

Penis Envy ITT

[Madrun Badrun]

oh i see
the fold of his shorts makes it look like he has a huge penis

this

[Squiddy]

oh i see
the fold of his shorts makes it look like he has a huge penis

Is it true that black guys have huge cocks?
I think we need to have a penis size comparison with black bore.

Mine is 6 inches.

[Madrun Badrun]

Himu is going to skew the black distribution though. 

[Squiddy]

No way. I heard how my black friends parents wwould whip their kids asses and I was like (Image removed from quote.)

Haven't you heard?
Can't turn into a decent human being unless you get a good nice belting every now and then. Gotta instill that fear and hate of the authority at an early age!

[Squiddy]

Slaps and being pulled by the ear is nothing.
Being asked to go out and cut a branch to be slapped with, now that's fucked up.

Belts and cords, and shit like that is just child abuse.

[Cerveza mas fina]

I got slapped with a belt as a kid, imho harsh but I never pulled that shit again. Didnt give me any daddy issues either.

[Squiddy]

Someone go Opiate on him about the self-selection bias and the lack of an objective reference frame.

[Squiddy]

Someone go Opiate on him about the self-selection bias and the lack of an objective reference frame.

[Vertigo]

My dad is old school Jamaican and he used to hand out some classic beatings.

But then found a more effective method taking me and my brothers Mega Drive for up to two weeks. Even better, he'd leave it in a place we could see it. But hide all the wires. 

I would have happily taken the beating if it meant I could have my mega Drive back quicker.

[Squiddy]

My dad is old school Jamaican and he used to hand out some classic beatings.

But then found a more effective method taking me and my brothers Mega Drive for up to two weeks. Even better, he'd leave it in a place we could see it. But hide all the wires. 

I would have happily taken the beating if it meant I could have my mega Drive back quicker.

Clever dad.

The little shits of today can't go a day without access to their vidya games/tablets/internet.

[Beezy]

My dad is old school Jamaican and he used to hand out some classic beatings.

But then found a more effective method taking me and my brothers Mega Drive for up to two weeks. Even better, he'd leave it in a place we could see it. But hide all the wires. 

I would have happily taken the beating if it meant I could have my mega Drive back quicker.

The Bore has another black member? Are you from GAF?

[Vertigo]

My dad is old school Jamaican and he used to hand out some classic beatings.

But then found a more effective method taking me and my brothers Mega Drive for up to two weeks. Even better, he'd leave it in a place we could see it. But hide all the wires. 

I would have happily taken the beating if it meant I could have my mega Drive back quicker.

The Bore has another black member? Are you from GAF?

Originally. Yes.

[Human Snorenado]

Himu is going to skew the black distribution though.

And he wants to cut that bbc off  :'(

[Purple Filth]

My mom claims that when I was a kid I once told her I wanted to be white so I could see myself at night

 

[Madrun Badrun]

Himu is going to skew the black distribution though.

And he wants to cut that bbc off  :'(

I didn't say it was a negative skew

[Lan]