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Title: IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY IN YOUR NATIVE LAND
Post by: Wrath2X on April 24, 2013, 06:32:42 PM: Happy Birthday Shaka!!!!!!
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 24, 2013, 06:34:28 PM: Birthday spankings!
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Post by: Verdigris Murder on April 24, 2013, 06:52:43 PM: I'm guess the name gives her country of birth away.

Eat some cake girl.
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Post by: Shaka Khan on April 24, 2013, 07:21:11 PM: Fuck you, guys. Can I enjoy my last day as a teenager?
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 24, 2013, 07:36:55 PM: Wait you're only 20?
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Post by: Polari on April 24, 2013, 07:40:36 PM: 19
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 24, 2013, 07:41:41 PM: I round up!
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Post by: Flannel Boy on April 24, 2013, 07:42:25 PM: Happy birthday.

Teenagerwhahwhawhat?!
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 24, 2013, 07:46:54 PM: I think this is an Islamic thing where they don't count you as a person until you are married, so add 6 years to his Islamic age.
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Post by: nudemacusers on April 24, 2013, 07:53:48 PM: whoa, only 20?

Need a father figure in your life bb? :-*
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Post by: Shaka Khan on April 24, 2013, 08:34:35 PM: Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on April 24, 2013, 07:36:55 PM
Wait you're only 20?

I don't know anymore. I roll with whatever age my clients attach to me. And considering my where I carry my business, heh, there's evidently a ceiling.

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly4u2wV7TC1qcwph1o1_500.gif)
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Post by: Shaka Khan on April 24, 2013, 09:09:53 PM: This will be my B'day cake...

(http://i.imgur.com/y4DX1C8.jpg)
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Post by: Positive Touch on April 24, 2013, 09:15:57 PM: I HOPE YOURE READY TO EAT WAY MORE THAN JUST THAT
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Post by: nudemacusers on April 24, 2013, 09:18:59 PM: I got yer cake right here boi
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Post by: Himu on April 24, 2013, 09:20:07 PM: EAT PORK BIRTHDAY BOY
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 24, 2013, 09:23:51 PM: Quote from: Shaka Khan on April 24, 2013, 08:34:35 PM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on April 24, 2013, 07:36:55 PM
Wait you're only 20?

I don't know anymore. I roll with whatever age my clients attach to me. And considering my where I carry my business, heh, there's evidently a ceiling.

"Why yes I'm a 17 year old girl"

(http://i.imgur.com/2UazHxx.gif)
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Post by: Shadow Mod on April 24, 2013, 09:52:55 PM: Shaka is only 20? Shit now I feel like grandma.
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Post by: CajoleJuice on April 24, 2013, 10:08:16 PM: lol 20 OKAY
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Post by: Shaka Khan on April 24, 2013, 10:08:38 PM: I'm turning 29 mothefuckers. I hope ya'll are happy.

(http://dilettwat.typepad.com/.a/6a017d3f6e48be970c017c3851810b970b-800wi)
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Post by: nudemacusers on April 24, 2013, 10:10:04 PM: I can still pretend you are a teenager.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 24, 2013, 10:20:35 PM: I thought you were younger than me. Now I am mildly disappointed - though I don't know why.

Happy birthday, I guess.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on April 24, 2013, 10:25:35 PM: LOL OLD
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Post by: Shaka Khan on April 24, 2013, 10:31:11 PM: Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on April 24, 2013, 10:20:35 PM
I thought you were younger than me. Now I am mildly disappointed - though I don't know why.

Happy birthday, I guess.

I don't know how to respond to this.
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Post by: nudemacusers on April 24, 2013, 10:53:06 PM: Quote from: Eschaton on April 24, 2013, 10:13:01 PM
most dudes past 25 are :flabbynsick
oh yeah huh :maf
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Post by: Huff on April 24, 2013, 11:24:27 PM: Quote from: macuser3of5 on April 24, 2013, 10:53:06 PM
Quote from: Eschaton on April 24, 2013, 10:13:01 PM
most dudes past 25 are :flabbynsick
oh yeah huh :maf

you still look like 20 so you don't count
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Post by: Shaka Khan on April 24, 2013, 11:29:33 PM: As a birthday present, I want the following posters to PM photos of them in jockstraps: cajole, Arvie, Biz, brandnew, macuser, Malek, Bob, and daddy bears Distantmantra, Chrono and cormac.

Thanks in advance.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on April 24, 2013, 11:31:15 PM: I don't own speedos.
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Post by: Shaka Khan on April 24, 2013, 11:34:35 PM: I changed it to jockstraps.

In or out I don't care, I just wanna see some white boys' flesh.
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Post by: tiesto on April 24, 2013, 11:38:52 PM: Happy birthday Shaka!
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on April 24, 2013, 11:42:49 PM: Happy Birthday, my friend!
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Post by: nudemacusers on April 24, 2013, 11:47:56 PM: browsing internationaljock for the appropriate duds 8)
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Post by: Shaka Khan on April 24, 2013, 11:50:01 PM: Quote from: tiesto on April 24, 2013, 11:38:52 PM
Happy birthday Shaka!

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on April 24, 2013, 11:42:49 PM
Happy Birthday, my friend!

Thanks, boos. :heart

Quote from: macuser3of5 on April 24, 2013, 11:47:56 PM
browsing internationaljock for the appropriate duds 8)

Marry me :lol
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Post by: Flannel Boy on April 24, 2013, 11:52:00 PM: You don't look a day over 21.
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Post by: Atramental on April 25, 2013, 12:43:52 AM: Happy birthday, mang.
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Post by: cool breeze on April 25, 2013, 01:28:03 AM: happy birthday! approx. 365 days until you appreciate being 29
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Post by: Brehvolution on April 25, 2013, 09:16:30 AM: Happy Birthday to one of the best!
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Post by: The Sceneman on April 25, 2013, 09:40:08 AM: happy b-day bra. Hope you had a great one
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Post by: chronovore on April 25, 2013, 10:04:24 AM: Sending you a coupon for a cream-filled banana.
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Post by: Steve Youngblood on April 25, 2013, 11:25:22 AM: Happy birthday, sir. If I remember, perhaps I'll send you a poor celebratory drawing on Miiverse, or more likely a poorly drawn penis.
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 25, 2013, 12:42:29 PM: My sweet prince is growing up <3
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Post by: Steve Contra on April 25, 2013, 01:32:40 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/kMhs38d.gif)

also arabs people cant have birthdays because they have no souls because when you're born babby Jesus gives you a soul that's why we celebrate the day and because babby jesus isn't allowed in arabia he can't give them souls
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 25, 2013, 02:17:03 PM: happy birthday shaka obama-san
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Post by: Steve Contra on April 25, 2013, 02:17:53 PM: http://blog.asiantown.net/-/17945/ladies--for-your-treat--the-man-who-is-deported-from-saudi-arabia-for-being-too-handsome (http://blog.asiantown.net/-/17945/ladies--for-your-treat--the-man-who-is-deported-from-saudi-arabia-for-being-too-handsome)
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Post by: Himu on April 25, 2013, 02:23:45 PM: Shaka, baby, I thought you were turning 30. Whew. 30 is too old for me boo, sorry. So you're in the clear.
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Post by: Shaka Khan on April 25, 2013, 02:23:53 PM: Quote from: Steve Contra on April 25, 2013, 02:17:53 PM
http://blog.asiantown.net/-/17945/ladies--for-your-treat--the-man-who-is-deported-from-saudi-arabia-for-being-too-handsome (http://blog.asiantown.net/-/17945/ladies--for-your-treat--the-man-who-is-deported-from-saudi-arabia-for-being-too-handsome)

Holy airbrushed batman!

I'm slightly disappointed. I've seen prettier ones IRL, though they're definitely not as ghey.
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Post by: Steve Contra on April 25, 2013, 02:26:58 PM: My wife sent me that and said OMG this guy is so hot. I wanted to run it by you first :ehh
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Post by: Himu on April 25, 2013, 02:27:31 PM: Contra does your wife send you pics of hot guys like this all the time?
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Post by: Steve Contra on April 25, 2013, 02:28:27 PM: Just when she thinks they're super hot. She also points out the hot black dudes working out by our house.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 25, 2013, 02:31:00 PM: Quote from: Steve Contra on April 25, 2013, 02:28:27 PM
Just when she thinks they're super hot. She also points out the hot black dudes working out by our house.
:orly
spoiler (click to show/hide)
*packs bags*
[close]
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Post by: Himu on April 25, 2013, 02:31:43 PM: :rofl
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Post by: Steve Contra on April 25, 2013, 02:32:00 PM: You couldn't compete with these dudes PD, even I know that.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on April 25, 2013, 02:34:12 PM: Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on April 25, 2013, 02:23:45 PM
Whew. 30 is too old for me boo, sorry. So you're in the clear.

In another sense, it means I'm in the clear.

Quote from: Steve Contra on April 25, 2013, 02:28:27 PM
Just when she thinks they're super hot. She also points out the hot black dudes working out by our house.
Have you uploaded the cuckold videos yet?
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 25, 2013, 02:45:22 PM: Quote from: Steve Contra on April 25, 2013, 02:32:00 PM
You couldn't compete with these dudes PD, even I know that.
I bet those guys can't hold a proper conversation though. I'm confident in my chances.
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Post by: Steve Contra on April 25, 2013, 02:46:07 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 25, 2013, 02:45:22 PM
Quote from: Steve Contra on April 25, 2013, 02:32:00 PM
You couldn't compete with these dudes PD, even I know that.
I bet those guys can't hold a proper conversation though. I'm confident in my chances.
thatsracist.gif
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 25, 2013, 02:48:12 PM: Quote from: Steve Contra on April 25, 2013, 02:46:07 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 25, 2013, 02:45:22 PM
Quote from: Steve Contra on April 25, 2013, 02:32:00 PM
You couldn't compete with these dudes PD, even I know that.
I bet those guys can't hold a proper conversation though. I'm confident in my chances.
thatsracist.gif

I'm not here to make friends (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w536Alnon24)
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Post by: Shaka Khan on April 25, 2013, 02:50:11 PM: He's hot, no question. But we're talking so-hot-he-got-deported levels here. What's the name of that emirati prince who stole the hearts of every Arabic woman? Can't remember off the top of my head, but he's hotter.
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Post by: Steve Contra on April 25, 2013, 02:52:48 PM: Is getting deported for being smoldering a common thing in your land?
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Post by: Steve Contra on April 25, 2013, 02:58:39 PM: You guys need to get your shit together in regards to hot Arabs.
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Post by: Smooth Groove on April 25, 2013, 03:11:39 PM: Happy birthday, Shaka

You's my nicca, dawg

Try not to blow up too much shit during your celebrations
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Post by: Steve Contra on April 25, 2013, 03:17:56 PM: Quote from: Smooth Groove on April 25, 2013, 03:11:39 PM

Try not to blow too much during your celebrations
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Post by: Momo on April 25, 2013, 04:07:03 PM: Happy Birthday!
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Post by: Positive Touch on April 25, 2013, 08:07:55 PM: HEY GUYS I'M OUT EATING DINNER WITH SHAKA ON HIS BDAY BECAUSE HE IS AWESOME
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Post by: Steve Youngblood on April 25, 2013, 09:02:43 PM: Quote from: Positive Touch on April 25, 2013, 08:07:55 PM
HEY GUYS I'M OUT EATING DINNER WITH SHAKA ON HIS BDAY BECAUSE HE IS AWESOME

I'm so jealous! And that's not sarcasm. I'm actually jealous.
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Post by: Positive Touch on April 25, 2013, 09:05:57 PM: fuck yeah we bout to share a gigantic plate of MEAT
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Post by: Cormacaroni on April 25, 2013, 09:30:26 PM: enjoy the dinner afterward!
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Post by: lennedsay on April 25, 2013, 09:37:06 PM: Happy birthday bub bub!!!!! :hyper

Can we all hang this weekend? I really wanted to go tonight but dat baby. :( I do gotta warn you though, if I get drunk, I might try to give birthday spankings.
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Post by: chronovore on April 25, 2013, 10:21:02 PM: If that actually happens, I demand video. I'll pay.
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Post by: Shaka Khan on April 26, 2013, 01:37:47 AM: I had an amazing time today. I'm really glad I didn't succumb to my workload and call it off, I didn't realize how much I needed the break until I was out there. Touch and Mrs. Touch are amazing friends. :heart

And Len, we're definitely gonna go out soon when school is over and you've got free time. We'll drag Echaton out this time, and who knows MAYBE STEVE WILL HIRE A NANNY AND SHOW UP!
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 26, 2013, 01:44:28 AM: any pics? :orly
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Post by: Shaka Khan on April 26, 2013, 02:16:39 AM: Waiting for our table...

(http://i.imgur.com/63RhUqP.jpg)

The best duck confit I've had in my life. :noah

(http://i.imgur.com/jibmd3I.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/oXhr8JI.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/8gnC0lC.jpg)

Me and Positive shared the biggest meat platter on the menu... MmmmHmmm

(http://i.imgur.com/HlDtUUt.jpg)

Walking out...

(http://i.imgur.com/L9kKPJY.jpg)

We ended up going for cocktails at a different place. I would have taken photos of me stripping to my whities if it wasn't for my damn phone's batteries dying.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 26, 2013, 02:41:53 AM: :rejoice
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Post by: Human Snorenado on April 26, 2013, 02:57:02 AM: It's a shame you had to photoshop that one dude out in the last pic.
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Post by: Reb on April 26, 2013, 03:02:32 AM: Don't be racist to Omar.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on April 26, 2013, 03:03:12 AM: ...shitkicker.
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Post by: Brehvolution on April 26, 2013, 09:35:45 AM: Looks like you guys had a blast. I'm glad you had a great bday, me old cock.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 26, 2013, 10:24:21 AM: Arabian Jeff Goldblum :bow2
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Post by: Flannel Boy on April 26, 2013, 10:26:45 AM: Hook me up with the blonde.
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Post by: chronovore on April 27, 2013, 12:23:23 AM: Hook me up with that glasses-guy in the back, middle. :drool
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Post by: Shaka Khan on April 27, 2013, 01:01:31 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/XYxAZuz.gif)
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Post by: Flannel Boy on April 27, 2013, 11:13:51 AM: so are you hooking me up with the blonde or not? :maf