Author Topic: IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY IN YOUR NATIVE LAND (Read 2995 times)

Wrath2X · « **on:** April 24, 2013, 06:32:42 PM »

Happy Birthday Shaka!!!!!!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1 on:** April 24, 2013, 06:34:28 PM »

Birthday spankings!

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #2 on:** April 24, 2013, 06:52:43 PM »

I'm guess the name gives her country of birth away.

Eat some cake girl.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #3 on:** April 24, 2013, 07:21:11 PM »

Fuck you, guys. Can I enjoy my last day as a teenager?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4 on:** April 24, 2013, 07:36:55 PM »

Wait you're only 20?

Polari · « **Reply #5 on:** April 24, 2013, 07:40:36 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6 on:** April 24, 2013, 07:41:41 PM »

I round up!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #7 on:** April 24, 2013, 07:42:25 PM »

Happy birthday.

Teenagerwhahwhawhat?!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8 on:** April 24, 2013, 07:46:54 PM »

I think this is an Islamic thing where they don't count you as a person until you are married, so add 6 years to his Islamic age.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #9 on:** April 24, 2013, 07:53:48 PM »

whoa, only 20?

Need a father figure in your life bb?

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #10 on:** April 24, 2013, 08:34:35 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on April 24, 2013, 07:36:55 PM

Wait you're only 20?

I don't know anymore. I roll with whatever age my clients attach to me. And considering my where I carry my business, heh, there's evidently a ceiling.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #11 on:** April 24, 2013, 09:09:53 PM »

This will be my B'day cake...

Positive Touch · « **Reply #12 on:** April 24, 2013, 09:15:57 PM »

I HOPE YOURE READY TO EAT WAY MORE THAN JUST THAT

nudemacusers · « **Reply #13 on:** April 24, 2013, 09:18:59 PM »

I got yer cake right here boi

Himu · « **Reply #14 on:** April 24, 2013, 09:20:07 PM »

EAT PORK BIRTHDAY BOY

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #15 on:** April 24, 2013, 09:23:51 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on April 24, 2013, 08:34:35 PM

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on April 24, 2013, 07:36:55 PM
Wait you're only 20?

I don't know anymore. I roll with whatever age my clients attach to me. And considering my where I carry my business, heh, there's evidently a ceiling.

"Why yes I'm a 17 year old girl"

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #16 on:** April 24, 2013, 09:52:55 PM »

Shaka is only 20? Shit now I feel like grandma.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #17 on:** April 24, 2013, 10:08:16 PM »

lol 20 OKAY

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #18 on:** April 24, 2013, 10:08:38 PM »

I'm turning 29 mothefuckers. I hope ya'll are happy.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #19 on:** April 24, 2013, 10:10:04 PM »

I can still pretend you are a teenager.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #20 on:** April 24, 2013, 10:20:35 PM »

I thought you were younger than me. Now I am mildly disappointed - though I don't know why.

Happy birthday, I guess.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #21 on:** April 24, 2013, 10:25:35 PM »

LOL OLD

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #22 on:** April 24, 2013, 10:31:11 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on April 24, 2013, 10:20:35 PM

I thought you were younger than me. Now I am mildly disappointed - though I don't know why.

Happy birthday, I guess.

I don't know how to respond to this.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #23 on:** April 24, 2013, 10:53:06 PM »

Quote from: Eschaton on April 24, 2013, 10:13:01 PM

most dudes past 25 are :flabbynsick

oh yeah huh

Huff · « **Reply #24 on:** April 24, 2013, 11:24:27 PM »

Quote from: macuser3of5 on April 24, 2013, 10:53:06 PM

Quote from: Eschaton on April 24, 2013, 10:13:01 PM
most dudes past 25 are :flabbynsick
oh yeah huh

you still look like 20 so you don't count

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #25 on:** April 24, 2013, 11:29:33 PM »

As a birthday present, I want the following posters to PM photos of them in jockstraps: cajole, Arvie, Biz, brandnew, macuser, Malek, Bob, and daddy bears Distantmantra, Chrono and cormac.

Thanks in advance.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #26 on:** April 24, 2013, 11:31:15 PM »

I don't own speedos.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #27 on:** April 24, 2013, 11:34:35 PM »

I changed it to jockstraps.

In or out I don't care, I just wanna see some white boys' flesh.

tiesto · « **Reply #28 on:** April 24, 2013, 11:38:52 PM »

Happy birthday Shaka!

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #29 on:** April 24, 2013, 11:42:49 PM »

Happy Birthday, my friend!

nudemacusers · « **Reply #30 on:** April 24, 2013, 11:47:56 PM »

browsing internationaljock for the appropriate duds

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #31 on:** April 24, 2013, 11:50:01 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on April 24, 2013, 11:38:52 PM

Happy birthday Shaka!

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on April 24, 2013, 11:42:49 PM

Happy Birthday, my friend!

Thanks, boos.

Quote from: macuser3of5 on April 24, 2013, 11:47:56 PM

browsing internationaljock for the appropriate duds

Marry me

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #32 on:** April 24, 2013, 11:52:00 PM »

You don't look a day over 21.

Atramental · « **Reply #33 on:** April 25, 2013, 12:43:52 AM »

Happy birthday, mang.

cool breeze · « **Reply #34 on:** April 25, 2013, 01:28:03 AM »

happy birthday! approx. 365 days until you appreciate being 29

Brehvolution · « **Reply #35 on:** April 25, 2013, 09:16:30 AM »

Happy Birthday to one of the best!

The Sceneman · « **Reply #36 on:** April 25, 2013, 09:40:08 AM »

happy b-day bra. Hope you had a great one

chronovore · « **Reply #37 on:** April 25, 2013, 10:04:24 AM »

Sending you a coupon for a cream-filled banana.

Steve Youngblood · « **Reply #38 on:** April 25, 2013, 11:25:22 AM »

Happy birthday, sir. If I remember, perhaps I'll send you a poor celebratory drawing on Miiverse, or more likely a poorly drawn penis.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #39 on:** April 25, 2013, 12:42:29 PM »

My sweet prince is growing up <3

Steve Contra · « **Reply #40 on:** April 25, 2013, 01:32:40 PM »

also arabs people cant have birthdays because they have no souls because when you're born babby Jesus gives you a soul that's why we celebrate the day and because babby jesus isn't allowed in arabia he can't give them souls

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #41 on:** April 25, 2013, 02:17:03 PM »

happy birthday shaka obama-san

Steve Contra · « **Reply #42 on:** April 25, 2013, 02:17:53 PM »

http://blog.asiantown.net/-/17945/ladies--for-your-treat--the-man-who-is-deported-from-saudi-arabia-for-being-too-handsome

Himu · « **Reply #43 on:** April 25, 2013, 02:23:45 PM »

Shaka, baby, I thought you were turning 30. Whew. 30 is too old for me boo, sorry. So you're in the clear.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #44 on:** April 25, 2013, 02:23:53 PM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on April 25, 2013, 02:17:53 PM

http://blog.asiantown.net/-/17945/ladies--for-your-treat--the-man-who-is-deported-from-saudi-arabia-for-being-too-handsome

Holy airbrushed batman!

I'm slightly disappointed. I've seen prettier ones IRL, though they're definitely not as ghey.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #45 on:** April 25, 2013, 02:26:58 PM »

My wife sent me that and said OMG this guy is so hot. I wanted to run it by you first :ehh

Himu · « **Reply #46 on:** April 25, 2013, 02:27:31 PM »

Contra does your wife send you pics of hot guys like this all the time?

Steve Contra · « **Reply #47 on:** April 25, 2013, 02:28:27 PM »

Just when she thinks they're super hot. She also points out the hot black dudes working out by our house.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #48 on:** April 25, 2013, 02:31:00 PM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on April 25, 2013, 02:28:27 PM

Just when she thinks they're super hot. She also points out the hot black dudes working out by our house.

:orly

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*packs bags*

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Himu · « **Reply #49 on:** April 25, 2013, 02:31:43 PM »

Steve Contra · « **Reply #50 on:** April 25, 2013, 02:32:00 PM »

You couldn't compete with these dudes PD, even I know that.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #51 on:** April 25, 2013, 02:34:12 PM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on April 25, 2013, 02:23:45 PM

Whew. 30 is too old for me boo, sorry. So you're in the clear.

In another sense, it means I'm in the clear.

Quote from: Steve Contra on April 25, 2013, 02:28:27 PM

Just when she thinks they're super hot. She also points out the hot black dudes working out by our house.

Have you uploaded the cuckold videos yet?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #52 on:** April 25, 2013, 02:45:22 PM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on April 25, 2013, 02:32:00 PM

You couldn't compete with these dudes PD, even I know that.

I bet those guys can't hold a proper conversation though. I'm confident in my chances.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #53 on:** April 25, 2013, 02:46:07 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 25, 2013, 02:45:22 PM

Quote from: Steve Contra on April 25, 2013, 02:32:00 PM
You couldn't compete with these dudes PD, even I know that.
I bet those guys can't hold a proper conversation though. I'm confident in my chances.

thatsracist.gif

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #54 on:** April 25, 2013, 02:48:12 PM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on April 25, 2013, 02:46:07 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 25, 2013, 02:45:22 PM
Quote from: Steve Contra on April 25, 2013, 02:32:00 PM
You couldn't compete with these dudes PD, even I know that.
I bet those guys can't hold a proper conversation though. I'm confident in my chances.
thatsracist.gif

I'm not here to make friends

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #55 on:** April 25, 2013, 02:50:11 PM »

He's hot, no question. But we're talking so-hot-he-got-deported levels here. What's the name of that emirati prince who stole the hearts of every Arabic woman? Can't remember off the top of my head, but he's hotter.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #56 on:** April 25, 2013, 02:52:48 PM »

Is getting deported for being smoldering a common thing in your land?

Steve Contra · « **Reply #57 on:** April 25, 2013, 02:58:39 PM »

You guys need to get your shit together in regards to hot Arabs.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #58 on:** April 25, 2013, 03:11:39 PM »

Happy birthday, Shaka

You's my nicca, dawg

Try not to blow up too much shit during your celebrations

Steve Contra · « **Reply #59 on:** April 25, 2013, 03:17:56 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on April 25, 2013, 03:11:39 PM

Try not to blow too much during your celebrations

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Author Topic: IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY IN YOUR NATIVE LAND (Read 2995 times)

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