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Title: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 30, 2013, 09:46:24 AM
Quote from: New York Post
Basically, this is Smith and his real-life son, Jaden (both affecting ridiculous mid-Atlantic accents) talking the audience to death for something like 90 minutes before the closing credits.

Quote from: Variety
Shyamalan is clearly a director-for-hire here, his disinterest palpable from first frame to last.

Quote from: CraveOnline
After Earth is no Titan A.E.

Quote from: Movie Nation
Childish

Quote from: Scifi Movie Page
Well, it's not as bad as Wild, Wild West.

Quote from: Red Eye
Had the ad mentioned him, it probably would have said, 'An M. Night Shyamalan film. Sorry.'

Quote from: Times Picayune
This would be a difficult film even for the charismatic Papa Smith to carry. That he spends nearly the entire movie in a chair doesn't help matters.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/after_earth/

39 reviews, 7 positive. Average rating: 3.8/10.

(http://i.imgur.com/LHpynNQ.png) :shaq2 :kobeyuck :holeup :pacspit
Title: Re: After Earth - The taint of Shyamalan drags Gary Whitta into the screaming abyss
Post by: Polari on May 30, 2013, 09:53:18 AM
lol. This looks terrible.
Title: Re: After Earth - The taint of Shyamalan drags Gary Whitta into the screaming abyss
Post by: Mupepe on May 30, 2013, 09:59:46 AM
After you have a few drinks in you the extended trailer makes it look kinda cool.  Then you remember the "talent" that's involved.  I'll pirate it or redbox it at best.
Title: Re: After Earth - The taint of Shyamalan drags Gary Whitta into the screaming abyss
Post by: hampster on May 30, 2013, 10:12:54 AM
Sounds like Gary will be a regular on the Tested podcast again :)
Title: Re: After Earth - The taint of Shyamalan drags Gary Whitta into the screaming abyss
Post by: Momo on May 30, 2013, 10:40:42 AM
But can it beat Fast and the Furious 6 for worst movie of the year, that is the question.
Title: Re: After Earth - The taint of Shyamalan drags Gary Whitta into the screaming abyss
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on May 30, 2013, 10:42:32 AM
remember when i called gary a shit hack and everyon here fellated him fummy how im the one always right
Title: Re: After Earth - The taint of Shyamalan drags Gary Whitta into the screaming abyss
Post by: Eric P on May 30, 2013, 10:46:33 AM
Rashomethodis
Title: Re: After Earth - The taint of Shyamalan drags Gary Whitta into the screaming abyss
Post by: bork on May 30, 2013, 10:56:21 AM
But can it beat Fast and the Furious 6 for worst movie of the year, that is the question.
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:expert
Title: Re: After Earth - The taint of Shyamalan drags Gary Whitta into the screaming abyss
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 30, 2013, 11:31:52 AM
Joe, please leper-ban Momo.
Title: Re: After Earth - The taint of Shyamalan drags Gary Whitta into the screaming abyss
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 30, 2013, 11:34:10 AM
remember when i called gary a shit hack and everyon here fellated him fummy how im the one always right
I think you're confusing this place with GAF.
Title: Re: After Earth - The taint of Shyamalan drags Gary Whitta into the screaming abyss
Post by: Momo on May 30, 2013, 12:36:22 PM
But can it beat Fast and the Furious 6 for worst movie of the year, that is the question.
leper this filth
But can it beat Fast and the Furious 6 for worst movie of the year, that is the question.
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:expert
Joe, please leper-ban Momo.
(http://i.imgur.com/vFsvquA.gif)
Title: Re: After Earth - The taint of Shyamalan drags Gary Whitta into the screaming abyss
Post by: bork on May 30, 2013, 12:51:37 PM
Momo-perception: :expert (http://i.imgur.com/vFsvquA.gif) :expert


Reality:  :larry(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0b/5.22.11RavenByLuigiNovi.jpg/220px-5.22.11RavenByLuigiNovi.jpg) :beli
Title: Re: After Earth - The taint of Shyamalan drags Gary Whitta into the screaming abyss
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 30, 2013, 12:55:25 PM
Quote from: The Wrap
After Earth tells the story of an inexperienced boy trying desperately to please his father while making one mistake after another, and as such, it becomes an uncomfortable metaphor for itself.

 :whew
Title: Re: After Earth - The taint of Shyamalan drags Gary Whitta into the screaming abyss
Post by: Eel O'Brian on May 30, 2013, 02:00:50 PM
fummy
Title: Re: After Earth - The taint of Shyamalan drags Gary Whitta into the screaming abyss
Post by: Steve Contra on May 30, 2013, 02:04:22 PM
At what point do you have Will Smith on board and decide that M. Night Shyamalan is going to direct?
Title: Re: After Earth - The taint of Shyamalan drags Gary Whitta into the screaming abyss
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 30, 2013, 02:06:27 PM
At what point do you have Will Smith on board and decide that M. Night Shyamalan is going to direct?

AND co-write the screenplay.
Title: Re: After Earth - The taint of Shyamalan drags Gary Whitta into the screaming abyss
Post by: Eel O'Brian on May 30, 2013, 02:06:50 PM
"We love you here at Columbia Pictures, Mr. Smith, but your son simply isn't worth the cost of a good director."
Title: Re: After Earth - The taint of Shyamalan drags Gary Whitta into the screaming abyss
Post by: Steve Contra on May 30, 2013, 02:07:40 PM
"Hey guys this could be a hit!"

"Nah lets put the director of The Happening on it and take longer lunches"
Title: Re: After Earth - The taint of Shyamalan drags Gary Whitta into the screaming abyss
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 30, 2013, 02:09:02 PM
Pretty sure Will Smith doesn't  give a fuck as long as

A) He's the lead actor
B) He gets paid

that Django story made me lose what little bit of respect I had for him (as an actor)
Title: Re: After Earth - The taint of Shyamalan drags Gary Whitta into the screaming abyss
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 30, 2013, 02:09:46 PM
The Happening maybe could have been brushed off as a fluke [except that Lady in the Water and The Village were also kinda terrible, too], but after totally and completely botching what should have been an easy slam dunk with The Last Airbender? Come on.
Title: Re: After Earth - The taint of Shyamalan drags Gary Whitta into the screaming abyss
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 30, 2013, 02:11:01 PM
Plus most of M Night's films have been successful at the box office, so he'll always get work.
Title: Re: After Earth - The taint of Shyamalan drags Gary Whitta into the screaming abyss
Post by: Eel O'Brian on May 30, 2013, 02:13:19 PM
I'd like his movies a lot better if they were 50 minute Masters of Horror episodes
Title: Re: After Earth - The taint of Shyamalan drags Gary Whitta into the screaming abyss
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 30, 2013, 02:13:49 PM
Right now he's still riding the fumes of The Sixth Sense and Signs [$1 billion worldwide total between the two of them], but none of his other movies have seen anywhere close to that level of success.
Title: Re: After Earth - The taint of Shyamalan drags Gary Whitta into the screaming abyss
Post by: Mupepe on May 30, 2013, 02:35:45 PM
Shyamalamadingdong would be great reigned in.  He usually has interesting ideas that he fails to execute.  I love Lady in the Water for the idea, but the execution was pretty bad.  Signs and The Happening are the two of his movies I hate (haven't seen the last airbender).  But the others were at least interesting and had some great moments within them.
Title: Re: After Earth - The taint of Shyamalan drags Gary Whitta into the screaming abyss
Post by: Steve Contra on May 30, 2013, 02:38:00 PM
Also what's the twist on this one?  Is Will Smith his own son and he travels back in time to help himself out of a tight spot?
Title: Re: After Earth - The taint of Shyamalan drags Gary Whitta into the screaming abyss
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 30, 2013, 02:46:30 PM
Is Will Smith his own son and he travels back in time to help himself out of a tight spot?

:lol
Title: Re: After Earth - The taint of Shyamalan drags Gary Whitta into the screaming abyss
Post by: demi on May 30, 2013, 02:48:03 PM
Also what's the twist on this one?  Is Will Smith his own son and he travels back in time to help himself out of a tight spot?

http://www.themoviespoiler.com/Spoilers/afterearth.html
Title: Re: After Earth - The taint of Shyamalan drags Gary Whitta into the screaming abyss
Post by: Steve Contra on May 30, 2013, 02:49:58 PM
That's stinkier than my fake twist ever could be :kobeyuck
Title: Re: After Earth - The taint of Shyamalan drags Gary Whitta into the screaming abyss
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 30, 2013, 02:50:51 PM
The twist is that they were really ON EARTH THE WHOLE TIME.
Title: Re: After Earth - The taint of Shyamalan drags Gary Whitta into the screaming abyss
Post by: Steve Contra on May 30, 2013, 02:52:43 PM
WELCOME TO AFTER URF
Title: Re: After Earth - The taint of Shyamalan drags Gary Whitta into the screaming abyss
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 30, 2013, 03:01:01 PM
The twist is that they're both actors on a sci fi television show in the future. The original actors died 100 years ago, and the producers keeps cloning them to continue the show.
Title: Re: After Earth - The taint of Shyamalan drags Gary Whitta into the screaming abyss
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 30, 2013, 03:02:07 PM
So basically there's no twist and it's just a terrible movie? Well, I already predicted one of those two things.
Title: Re: After Earth - The taint of Shyamalan drags Gary Whitta into the screaming abyss
Post by: Brehvolution on May 30, 2013, 03:02:49 PM
The twist is that Will Smith had nothing to do with the soundtrack.
Title: Re: After Earth - The taint of Shyamalan drags Gary Whitta into the screaming abyss
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 30, 2013, 03:12:40 PM
The twist is that Will Smith had nothing to do with the soundtrack.

"After, After Earth"
Title: Re: After Earth - The taint of Shyamalan drags Gary Whitta into the screaming abyss
Post by: king of the internet on May 30, 2013, 03:20:48 PM
Also what's the twist on this one?  Is Will Smith his own son and he travels back in time to help himself out of a tight spot?

http://www.themoviespoiler.com/Spoilers/afterearth.html
I lasted a couple paragraphs and said 'fuck it'. Not even worth it.
Title: Re: After Earth - The taint of Shyamalan drags Gary Whitta into the screaming abyss
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 30, 2013, 03:23:57 PM
Also what's the twist on this one?  Is Will Smith his own son and he travels back in time to help himself out of a tight spot?

http://www.themoviespoiler.com/Spoilers/afterearth.html
I lasted a couple paragraphs and said 'fuck it'. Not even worth it.

There's a TL;DR version at the bottom:

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Cypher Raige is an emotionally cold, military leader whose relationship with his son, Kitai, is fractured by the violent death of his daughter. In an attempt to bond with his son, they travel together only to be marooned on Earth, which had been abandoned after centuries of environmental havoc. Now, with his injured father helping him from the damaged ship, Kitai must retrieve a beacon 100 kilometers away on a hostile planet with ravenous beasts, freakish weather patterns and a monster that can smell his fear. Kitai succeeds, saving the day and earning his father's love and respect.
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And reading that, I just remembered Will Smith's name in the movie is Cypher Raige. :teehee
Title: Re: After Earth - The taint of Shyamalan drags Gary Whitta into the screaming abyss
Post by: Steve Contra on May 30, 2013, 03:26:07 PM
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(i)GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Title: Re: After Earth - The taint of Shyamalan drags Gary Whitta into the screaming abyss
Post by: Steve Contra on May 30, 2013, 03:27:28 PM
Also please change Methodis' name to Cypher Raige and put a serious looking pic of Will Smith as his avatar
Title: Re: After Earth - The taint of Shyamalan drags Gary Whitta into the screaming abyss
Post by: demi on May 30, 2013, 03:32:06 PM
The guy who wrote that couldn't even take it seriously, lots of snark in it. lol
Title: Re: After Earth - The taint of Shyamalan drags Gary Whitta into the screaming abyss
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 30, 2013, 03:32:14 PM
Not only is his name Cypher Raige, he has an Old Virginia southern accent.
Title: Re: After Earth - The taint of Shyamalan drags Gary Whitta into the screaming abyss
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 30, 2013, 03:36:41 PM
Well at least this movie brought us a mini reunion of the fresh prince, jazzy jeff and carlton on the graham norton show.
Title: Re: After Earth - The taint of Shyamalan drags Gary Whitta into the screaming abyss
Post by: Momo on May 30, 2013, 03:42:37 PM
Jesus Christ Raven looks horrendous, I feel like the mark thing whoosed on by, but thats okay :lol
Title: Re: After Earth - The taint of Shyamalan drags Gary Whitta into the screaming abyss
Post by: bluemax on May 30, 2013, 04:33:35 PM
Cypher Raige sounds like a character out of a 13 year old's first cyber punk novel.
Title: Re: After Earth - The taint of Shyamalan drags Gary Whitta into the screaming abyss
Post by: Rahxephon91 on May 30, 2013, 05:17:55 PM
Well Book of Eli sucked too, so why did anyone expect anything good when the writer and director are so so at best?
Title: Re: After Earth - The taint of Shyamalan drags Gary Whitta into the screaming abyss
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 30, 2013, 06:59:34 PM
Cypher Raige sounds like a character out of a 13 year old's first cyber punk novel.

"The neon lights crackled like lightning as Cypher Raige made his way down the rain-soaked Akiba streets, his black leather trench coat pulled tightly around his muscular frame and his fedora pulled low over his dark, piercing eyes. He was a cyber-cowboy, this was his Techno Wild West, and the USB drive in his pocket was his pocket containing the encrypted bank account information of over 1000 wealthy Chinese businessmen was his herd of electronic steers, and he had to get them to Neo Dodge City before the cyber rustlers showed up. He nervously stroked the stun-phaser in his pocket; you had to be packing more than 8GB of GDDR5 RAM to last 5 minutes in this town, as Cypher knew better than anyone. There was good, there was great, then there was Cypher."
Title: Re: After Earth - The taint of Shyamalan drags Gary Whitta into the screaming abyss
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 30, 2013, 07:29:49 PM
You know it's bad when they can't even make a good trailer out of the best parts
Title: Re: After Earth - The taint of Shyamalan drags Gary Whitta into the screaming abyss
Post by: Shadow Mod on May 30, 2013, 08:30:56 PM
Cypher Raige.  :lol

Also Book of Eli was decent but nothing that lead me to think "wow what a unique and interesting story." I just saw the damn thing because it was the closest thing to Fallout on the big screen.
Title: Re: After Earth - The taint of Shyamalan drags Gary Whitta into the screaming abyss
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 30, 2013, 08:48:42 PM
I just saw the damn thing because it was the closest thing to Fallout on the big screen.

Yep.
Title: Re: After Earth - The taint of Shyamalan drags Gary Whitta into the screaming abyss
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 30, 2013, 09:37:01 PM
My parents saw a super bootleg copy of Book of Eli and didn't realize the "twist" because the color/contrast was so dark. When I complained about Denzel's character being
spoiler (click to show/hide)
blind they were like "wut, he wasn't blind. What are you talking about?
:dead
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Title: Re: After Earth - The taint of Shyamalan drags Gary Whitta into the screaming abyss
Post by: demi on May 31, 2013, 02:00:53 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/1feqis/just_watched_after_earth_it_is_beyond_a_shadow_of/
Title: Re: After Earth - The taint of Shyamalan drags Gary Whitta into the screaming abyss
Post by: ManaByte on May 31, 2013, 05:24:13 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/1feqis/just_watched_after_earth_it_is_beyond_a_shadow_of/

Another one:
http://www.vulture.com/2013/05/after-earth-will-smith-love-letter-to-scientology.html
Title: Re: After Earth - The taint of Shyamalan drags Gary Whitta into the screaming abyss
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 31, 2013, 05:29:52 PM
I guess the only thing keeping this from being Will Smith's Battlefield Earth is the lack of dreadlocks. Still, that accent, though...  :holeup
Title: Re: After Earth - The taint of Shyamalan drags Gary Whitta into the screaming abyss
Post by: Polari on June 01, 2013, 10:29:25 AM
Battlefield Earth is great. It's all about the leverage.
Title: Re: After Earth - The taint of Shyamalan drags Gary Whitta into the screaming abyss
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 01, 2013, 10:51:44 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zS_FREUNrME
Title: Re: After Earth - The taint of Shyamalan drags Gary Whitta into the screaming abyss
Post by: ManaByte on June 01, 2013, 01:16:01 PM
Scientology propaganda beat by a indie heist movie with magicians.

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/daily/chart/?view=1day&sortdate=2013-5-31&p=.htm
Title: Re: After Earth - The taint of Shyamalan drags Gary Whitta into the screaming abyss
Post by: Eric P on June 01, 2013, 01:24:38 PM
so is Whitta a Scientologist or.....
Title: Re: After Earth - The taint of Shyamalan drags Gary Whitta into the screaming abyss
Post by: ManaByte on June 01, 2013, 01:25:44 PM
so is Whitta a Scientologist or.....

No, but Will Smith is and Smith came up with the story. Actually is credited with the the story for the first time.
Title: Re: After Earth - The taint of Shyamalan drags Gary Whitta into the screaming abyss
Post by: Eric P on June 01, 2013, 01:30:21 PM
gotcha
Title: Re: After Earth - The taint of Shyamalan drags Gary Whitta into the screaming abyss
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 01, 2013, 02:35:01 PM
so is Whitta a Scientologist or.....

Gary Whitta and M Night Shyamalan had to get Scientology baptized before they'd let them make the movie.

Also, this is the best review of After Eath I've read so far:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/perhaps-the-gimmick-of-my-father-and-i-starring-in,32649/

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Come to think of it, I suppose it is entirely possible that there are a few moviegoers out there right now who are saying something along the lines of, “Actually, this whole movie seems really cold, calculated, and designed purely to raise the media profile of the film’s millionaire movie star and his young, precociously famous son. And, because of these things, I do not want to see After Earth at all. I’d much rather go see that dumb magician movie this weekend instead.”
Title: Re: After Earth - The taint of Shyamalan drags Gary Whitta into the screaming abyss
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 01, 2013, 02:55:06 PM
I'd rather just go watch Furious 6 again.
Title: Re: After Earth - The taint of Shyamalan drags Gary Whitta into the screaming abyss
Post by: Polari on June 01, 2013, 04:49:59 PM
That Rolling Stone review is a doozy:

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After Earth merits comparison with 2000's Battlefield Earth, John Travolta's godawful film tribute to the sci-fi novel by Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard. Yes, it's that bad. This time poor, ravaged Earth, uninhabitable by humans, is occupied by predatory birds, monkeys and tacky computer-generated aliens. So what are Will Smith, 44, and his son Jaden Smith, 14, doing there? Ask Big Willie, he dreamed up the story. What we see on screen, with a sodden script co-written by Gary Whitta and director M. Night Shyamalan (a galaxy away from the glory days of The Sixth Sense, Unbreakable and Signs), is an unholy mess of platitudes and posturing that makes 90 minutes drag on like a life sentence. Daddy Smith plays Cypher, the militarist leader of Nova Prime, the planet where humans live after they destroyed nature's balance 1000 years ago. Cypher is one stoic, thin-lipped dude. No wonder his son, Kitai Raige (Jaden Smith), can't get close to him. Kitai can't even cut it in the United Ranger Corps, where his father is considered a God. OK, he's a general, but you take my point. What can bring father and son together? A disaster, of course. When a spaceship crash strands Cypher and Kita on Earth, the boy must become a man. Cue the clichés. Cypher breaks both his legs. This means he sits around staring at computer screens while sonny boy does the heavy lifting, running a 60-mile obstacle course to another part of the ship's wreckage to recover a beacon that will save the day and both their lives. If you're thinking this movie won't be going where you think it's going, snap out of it. So what we have here is a Will Smith, devoid of humor, charm and screen time, waiting in the car while his kid does the driving. Whaat? The young Smith has energy, but not the acting chops. And he's no miracle worker. The burden of carrying this dull, lifeless movie is just too much. And it's hell on an audience. It's not a good sign when you sit there thinking – Make. It. Stop.
Title: Re: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: Himu on June 01, 2013, 06:17:17 PM
the onion review :rofl

I really feel for Jaden because he's got talent. I just hope he goes his own way. :(
Title: Re: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 01, 2013, 06:33:23 PM
Whitta says it has nothing to do with scientology. Also it didn't even start as a sci fi film, so I doubt scientology was Smith's intention

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Will Smith conceived this story when he was watching the television show I Shouldn't Be Alive with his brother-in-law Caleeb Pinkett.[4] It was originally not a science fiction story but about a father and son crashing their car in the mountains or some remote region, with the son having to go out and get rescue for his father. Will Smith then decided to change the setting to 1000 years in the future, which imposed a higher budget. Smith had his production company Overbrook contact Gary Whitta (who was then known for his script for The Book of Eli) with a simple log line for a movie: a father and son crash landed on Earth 1000 years after it had been abandoned by humankind. Impressed with his idea and excited about the opportunity to work with him, Whitta fleshed out Smith's idea and pitched it to him, subsequently becoming the first employee on the project.

Pretty obvious Whitta is responsible for the film, although the script was rewritten a bit after M Night joined. Considering neither of them are scientologists, I think this accusation is unfounded.
Title: Re: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: Don Flamenco on June 01, 2013, 07:26:32 PM
it's like sci-fi fans make sci-fi nowadays and there are no real sci-fi writers/directors left. 
Title: Re: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: Shadow Mod on June 01, 2013, 07:41:09 PM
Well it's either that or butchering great SciFi lit.
Title: Re: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 01, 2013, 08:01:39 PM
it's like sci-fi fans make sci-fi nowadays and there are no real sci-fi writers/directors left.

I think this is a larger problen across many things we like, things being made by fans of just trying to fanservice and sell stuff instead of real artists creating new stuff we dont even know we might like.

Its funny because in this regard big budget productions and things like kickstarter are both part of the same problem. On the one hand is companies shoving down things down out throats based on market research and on the other hand its despo consumers buying in to more stuff that is safe and they like.

Whats gettinh squeezed out in this scenario is real innovation, on both ends. Its both just marketing ploys and consumers deciding on what should get made when it should be the artists.
Title: Re: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 01, 2013, 08:06:24 PM
it's like sci-fi fans make sci-fi nowadays and there are no real sci-fi writers/directors left. 

Outside of a few exceptions, though, that's always been the case, especially for bigger movies.
Title: Re: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: Himu on June 01, 2013, 08:11:31 PM
it's like sci-fi fans make sci-fi nowadays and there are no real sci-fi writers/directors left.

Perfect description.
Title: Re: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: Don Flamenco on June 01, 2013, 08:18:14 PM
don't worry guys, i will save us with my sci-fi epic 8)
Title: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: Verdigris Murder on June 02, 2013, 03:24:31 AM
I bet Smith pitched Scientology to Whitta, in that weird friendly and yet fanatical way some people have about them. It's a bit like when you see a thirsty guy chatting up a hot girl who's clearly not interested, but is too polite to tell him to fuck off, and anyway would quite like that free drink he promised.
Title: Re: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: Don Flamenco on June 02, 2013, 08:20:08 AM
nah, it's just money and Will Smith is a big name to be associated with.   

ironically, this might just have killed Gary Whitta's career :teehee 
Title: Re: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 02, 2013, 10:23:52 AM
Isn't it doing decent at the box office? Also I doubt Whitta is screwed given how people tend to fall up in Hollywood. M Night "touching up" your script must suck, even if you're a shitty writer.
Title: Re: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: Barry Egan on June 02, 2013, 11:27:41 AM
has Gary Whitta written anything that has been fun to watch/read?  genuinely curious. 
Title: Re: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 02, 2013, 12:32:54 PM
has Gary Whitta written anything that has been fun to watch/read?  genuinely curious. 

The Walking Dead (2012) videogame
Title: Re: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 02, 2013, 12:34:42 PM
Isn't it doing decent at the box office? Also I doubt Whitta is screwed given how people tend to fall up in Hollywood. M Night "touching up" your script must suck, even if you're a shitty writer.

$27 million opening on a $130 million budget. As Oscar said, that's not particularly good.
Title: Re: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 02, 2013, 01:11:04 PM
It will prob break even though, somehow, at sone point.

Cant beliece smith turned down django though
Title: Re: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: nudemacusers on June 02, 2013, 01:17:23 PM
after earth will disappear from the screen the day man of steel appears. couldn't even beat now you see me.
Title: Re: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: Polari on June 02, 2013, 01:36:54 PM
It will prob break even though, somehow, at sone point.

Cant beliece smith turned down django though

I doubt it. Studios get about 55% of the take. Budget was $130 mil, marketing probably at least another $80 mil on top of that. The mauling from critics means it should fall off pretty quickly, and it's hard to see home media sales making up the shortfall.
Title: Re: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 02, 2013, 01:37:26 PM
Just saw the final numbers, ouch. This should have stayed a family drama about a son saving his father after a car crash.
Title: Re: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 02, 2013, 01:47:18 PM
Yeah that could have been a hit.
Title: Re: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 02, 2013, 02:15:25 PM
It will prob break even though, somehow, at sone point.

The rule of thumb I've heard is 3X production budget to break even, which would mean they'd need to bring in about $390 million. Foreign audiences may be a bit more kind to it, though. But to give some perspective, this is a weaker opening than Oblivion and John Carter, neither of which even sniffed $100 million domestically.
Title: Re: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: nudemacusers on June 02, 2013, 02:19:02 PM
Yeah that could have been a hit.
Don't know about hit, but it also would not have cost $100+ million. And actually, it could have played will for Disney/family audiences.
Title: Re: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: archie4208 on June 02, 2013, 02:37:08 PM
has Gary Whitta written anything that has been fun to watch/read?  genuinely curious. 

The Walking Dead (2012) videogame

He was the lead writer for episode 4, which was the weakest one.
Title: Re: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: Polari on June 02, 2013, 02:38:28 PM
It will prob break even though, somehow, at sone point.

The rule of thumb I've heard is 3X production budget to break even, which would mean they'd need to bring in about $390 million. Foreign audiences may be a bit more kind to it, though. But to give some perspective, this is a weaker opening than Oblivion and John Carter, neither of which even sniffed $100 million domestically.

Not to mention those two reviewed much better than this has.
Title: Re: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: Oblivion on June 02, 2013, 04:57:29 PM
Not surprised this turned out to be a steamer.


Speaking of Shamalayan, I feel compelled to regale about my experience watching The Village at the theater back in 2004. The audience and myself were enjoying the movie for the most part in the beginning, minor annoyances aside. Then came the "twist".

I swear, I've never seen an audience reaction to something related to the plot, either before or since that movie, but it was glorious. Once the "twist" was revealed, I shit you not, virtually every single person in the audience let out a uniform groan. Amidst that were shouts of "what the hell?!" and "are you fucking kidding me?!". This went on for about two minutes. It was the most entertaining thing I ever witnessed at a theater.
Title: Re: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 02, 2013, 05:08:25 PM
Somewhere, Ridley Scott is laughing and saying, "bet you bitches would have rather watched Prometheus again instead, huh?"
Title: Re: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: Verdigris Murder on June 02, 2013, 05:25:42 PM
Will Smith fans are a different demographic.
Title: Re: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: nudemacusers on June 02, 2013, 05:33:10 PM
Not surprised this turned out to be a steamer.


Speaking of Shamalayan, I feel compelled to regale about my experience watching The Village at the theater back in 2004. The audience and myself were enjoying the movie for the most part in the beginning, minor annoyances aside. Then came the "twist".

I swear, I've never seen an audience reaction to something related to the plot, either before or since that movie, but it was glorious. Once the "twist" was revealed, I shit you not, virtually every single person in the audience let out a uniform groan. Amidst that were shouts of "what the hell?!" and "are you fucking kidding me?!". This went on for about two minutes. It was the most entertaining thing I ever witnessed at a theater.
I'm glad the Devil trailer was attached to ... Avatar?  when I saw it in the theater. The full audience seemed relatively interested, but oh man, when they announced his name, the hisses and groans were something else.
Title: Re: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 02, 2013, 05:58:18 PM
Halfway through The Village is literally where Shyamlan's entire career imploded.
Title: Re: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 02, 2013, 05:59:07 PM
Dude made 2.5 good movies.

It will prob break even though, somehow, at sone point.

The rule of thumb I've heard is 3X production budget to break even, which would mean they'd need to bring in about $390 million. Foreign audiences may be a bit more kind to it, though. But to give some perspective, this is a weaker opening than Oblivion and John Carter, neither of which even sniffed $100 million domestically.

Thats mad, really mad.

And they say gaming is fucked up.
Title: Re: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 02, 2013, 06:10:57 PM
Thats mad, really mad.

And they say gaming is fucked up.

Movies do have things to fall back on, though, like home video release, TV rights, and lots of product tie-ins [including videogames].
Title: Re: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: Oblivion on June 02, 2013, 06:16:04 PM
Halfway through The Village is literally where Shyamlan's entire career imploded.

God, has there ever been any movie director that built up so much good will from the public only to throw it in the shitter so suddenly?
Title: Re: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 02, 2013, 06:21:08 PM
Every movie director's going to have ups and downs, but Shyamalan put together three highly-regarded and very successful movies and then followed that up with five absolute duds. I can't think of another director who's crashed that hard and STILL hasn't found a way to come back. Remember, it's been ELEVEN years since Signs came out.
Title: Re: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 02, 2013, 06:24:46 PM
Yup, I saw The Village in the theater too and the reactions were similar. However it was worth it solely due to two black women in the front row. They literally ran out the theater room screaming when the "monster" reveal scene happened in the woods.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkh7pncgjdE
Title: Re: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: Oblivion on June 02, 2013, 06:31:55 PM
Every movie director's going to have ups and downs, but Shyamalan put together three highly-regarded and very successful movies and then followed that up with five absolute duds. I can't think of another director who's crashed that hard and STILL hasn't found a way to come back. Remember, it's been ELEVEN years since Signs came out.

Yeah, I expect most good directors to churn out one or two stinkers throughout their careers, but Shymalamakajflkjalk dug himself into a ditch that he's never been able to get out (his strategy seems to be to dig UP). Bryan Singer pissed off a lot of people with Superman Returns, as did Peter King with King Kong from what I understand, but the audience isn't gonna curse either of their names if they see it on screen.
Title: Re: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 02, 2013, 06:36:10 PM
To be fair, only one of his movies has been an outright bomb (Lady In The Water). Even The Happening grossed triple the amount of its budget, worldwide.
Title: Re: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: Oblivion on June 02, 2013, 06:40:36 PM
To be fair, only one of his movies has been an outright bomb (Lady In The Water). Even The Happening grossed triple the amount of its budget, worldwide.

Wow, really? :/
Title: Re: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 02, 2013, 06:49:32 PM
Yup. That's why he'll continue to get work. He's not a horrible director technically, and even his bad films have some great visuals/shots. The problem has always been that he's not a good writer, especially when it comes to dialogue. Sixth Sense and Unbreakable are very good IMO but even those films have some puzzling dialogue lines if you rewatch them.

I used to be a pretty big M Night fanboy, and when I first found out about The Village it became an obsession of mine. I carefully followed the production and any bit of info I could find online; and I remember watching that lol-worth SyFy channel special. It looked like it would be a fucking awesome movie, and I was bitterly disappointed when I left the theater; it has some great moments, and I like how he brings the town alive, but ultimately the BAD dialogue and shitty ending ruin it.

About a year later I went to see some movie, and The Lady In The Water teaser played during the previews. Nearly everyone in the audience groaned the minute M Night's name appeared on screen. His films may be making money, but he has lost a stunning amount of respect/mindshare over the years.

(also I've heard he's a complete asshole in person, and a lot of people hate his guts)

Title: Re: After Earth - The taint of Shyamalan drags Gary Whitta into the screaming abyss
Post by: chronovore on June 02, 2013, 06:51:22 PM
But The Lady in the Water was a good movie. No, really.

remember when i called gary a shit hack and everyon here fellated him fummy how im the one always right

Wrong board. You're having NeoGAFlashbacks.

Not surprised this turned out to be a steamer.


Speaking of Shamalayan, I feel compelled to regale about my experience watching The Village at the theater back in 2004. The audience and myself were enjoying the movie for the most part in the beginning, minor annoyances aside. Then came the "twist".

I swear, I've never seen an audience reaction to something related to the plot, either before or since that movie, but it was glorious. Once the "twist" was revealed, I shit you not, virtually every single person in the audience let out a uniform groan. Amidst that were shouts of "what the hell?!" and "are you fucking kidding me?!". This went on for about two minutes. It was the most entertaining thing I ever witnessed at a theater.
I saw The Last Dragon in its initial theatrical run at a theater in a predominantly black neighborhood in Long Beach. That was the most immersive and entertaining theatrical experience I've had.
Title: Re: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 02, 2013, 06:59:00 PM
The Village was so much better when the monster was actually real.
Title: Re: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: DCharlieJP on June 02, 2013, 07:06:13 PM
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Speaking of Shamalayan, I feel compelled to regale about my experience watching The Village at the theater back in 2004. The audience and myself were enjoying the movie for the most part in the beginning, minor annoyances aside. Then came the "twist".

I swear, I've never seen an audience reaction to something related to the plot, either before or since that movie, but it was glorious. Once the "twist" was revealed, I shit you not, virtually every single person in the audience let out a uniform groan. Amidst that were shouts of "what the hell?!" and "are you fucking kidding me?!". This went on for about two minutes. It was the most entertaining thing I ever witnessed at a theater.

here's why Shamalayan movies are fucking turds - "there's a plot twist - i bet you don't get it!" - every single one... fuck me. The Village lasted about 5 minutes before we knew what the twist was - the only thing that i was waiting for was how they explained it all away and then came the "billionaire told planes not to fly here and blah blah blah". Total fukcing garbage. Made the mistake of seeing Sixth Sense after Fight Club as well.... "so he's already dead then?" in the scene with the wife. So then all you are left with is a shit movie to stumble through.

Flush all involved in this movie - i read the whole plot thing.
Title: Re: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: Barry Egan on June 02, 2013, 07:16:13 PM
The sentence "I've heard [M. Night Shyamalan is] a complete asshole in person" reminded me of the amazing "mockumentary" he made about himself for SciFi.  It was released before The Village and after Signs, so he was starting to lose some of his luster but his name hadn't become a punchline yet.  It's about the length of a feature film, and I would be very impressed if anyone managed to sit through the whole thing. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFfR6pS4VBEp

This is what taking a great big leap up your own asshole looks like.  On some level it's obviously meant to be taken as tongue in cheek, but it's not indicated anywhere in the documentary itself.  The tone is deadly serious, so it comes across as brazen self-mythologizing.  Johnny Depp and Adrian Brody give sullen interviews about how mysterious and brilliant the man is.  In retrospect the whole thing is hilarious, but it does remind me that there was a short span of time when the guy really was considered the next Hitchcock.
Title: Re: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 02, 2013, 07:22:32 PM
This is what taking a great big leap up your own asshole looks like.  On some level it's obviously meant to be taken as tongue in cheek, but it's not indicated anywhere in the documentary itself.  The tone is deadly serious, so it comes across as brazen self-mythologizing.  Johnny Depp and Adrian Brody give sullen interviews about how mysterious and brilliant the man is.  In retrospect the whole thing is hilarious, but it does remind me that there was a short span of time when the guy really was considered the next Hitchcock.

That's not even the best part:

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In 2004, Shyamalan was involved in a media hoax with Sci-Fi Channel, which was eventually uncovered by the press. Sci-Fi claimed in its "documentary" special—The Buried Secret of M. Night Shyamalan, shot on the set of The Village—that Shyamalan was dead for nearly a half-hour while drowned in a frozen pond in a childhood accident, and that upon being rescued he had experiences of communicating with spirits, fueling an obsession with the supernatural. The Sci-Fi Channel also claimed that Shyamalan had grown "sour" when the "documentary" filmmakers' questions got too personal, and had therefore withdrawn from participating and threatened to sue the filmmakers.

In truth, Shyamalan developed the hoax with Sci-Fi, going so far as having Sci-Fi staffers sign non disclosure agreements with a $5-million fine attached and requiring Shyamalan's office to formally approve each step. Neither the childhood accident nor the supposed rift with the filmmakers ever occurred. The hoax included a non-existent Sci-Fi publicist, "David Westover", whose name appeared on press releases regarding the special. Sci-Fi also fed false news stories to the Associated Press and Zap2It, among others. A New York Post news item, based on a Sci Fi press release, referred to Shyamalan's attorneys threatening to sue the filmmakers; the attorneys named were non-existent.

After an AP reporter confronted Sci-Fi Channel president Bonnie Hammer at a press conference, Hammer admitted the hoax, saying it was part of a guerrilla marketing campaign to generate pre-release publicity for The Village. This prompted Sci-Fi's parent company, NBC Universal, to state that the undertaking was "not consistent with our policy at NBC. We would never intend to offend the public or the press and we value our relationship with both."
Title: Re: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: Oblivion on June 02, 2013, 08:03:45 PM
This is what taking a great big leap up your own asshole looks like.  On some level it's obviously meant to be taken as tongue in cheek, but it's not indicated anywhere in the documentary itself.  The tone is deadly serious, so it comes across as brazen self-mythologizing.  Johnny Depp and Adrian Brody give sullen interviews about how mysterious and brilliant the man is.  In retrospect the whole thing is hilarious, but it does remind me that there was a short span of time when the guy really was considered the next Hitchcock.

That's not even the best part:

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In 2004, Shyamalan was involved in a media hoax with Sci-Fi Channel, which was eventually uncovered by the press. Sci-Fi claimed in its "documentary" special—The Buried Secret of M. Night Shyamalan, shot on the set of The Village—that Shyamalan was dead for nearly a half-hour while drowned in a frozen pond in a childhood accident, and that upon being rescued he had experiences of communicating with spirits, fueling an obsession with the supernatural. The Sci-Fi Channel also claimed that Shyamalan had grown "sour" when the "documentary" filmmakers' questions got too personal, and had therefore withdrawn from participating and threatened to sue the filmmakers.

In truth, Shyamalan developed the hoax with Sci-Fi, going so far as having Sci-Fi staffers sign non disclosure agreements with a $5-million fine attached and requiring Shyamalan's office to formally approve each step. Neither the childhood accident nor the supposed rift with the filmmakers ever occurred. The hoax included a non-existent Sci-Fi publicist, "David Westover", whose name appeared on press releases regarding the special. Sci-Fi also fed false news stories to the Associated Press and Zap2It, among others. A New York Post news item, based on a Sci Fi press release, referred to Shyamalan's attorneys threatening to sue the filmmakers; the attorneys named were non-existent.

After an AP reporter confronted Sci-Fi Channel president Bonnie Hammer at a press conference, Hammer admitted the hoax, saying it was part of a guerrilla marketing campaign to generate pre-release publicity for The Village. This prompted Sci-Fi's parent company, NBC Universal, to state that the undertaking was "not consistent with our policy at NBC. We would never intend to offend the public or the press and we value our relationship with both."


What the fuck.
Title: Re: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: Tasty on June 02, 2013, 08:16:21 PM
Thats mad, really mad.

And they say gaming is fucked up.

Movies do have things to fall back on, though, like home video release, TV rights, and lots of product tie-ins [including videogames].

Also, Hollywood accounting.
Title: Re: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 02, 2013, 08:17:52 PM
Here's some more:

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When you look through the layers of mystical bullcrap and puffed-up narcissism, what you really see in “The Buried Secret” is a man desperately trying to build and control his own mystique. Because Shyamalan is supposedly so secretive about his filmmaking methods and so nervous about giving Kahn access to his set and his personal life, a lot of “The Buried Secret” takes place far from the production of “The Village.” This might be the single most hubristic element of one of the most hubristic films ever made: it’s a three hour profile of a filmmaker in which the filmmaker himself rarely appears. Apparently, Shyamalan thought his fans were so interested in his life that they’d sit through a three hour film about a guy waiting to talk to him.

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For example, when Kahn interviews one of Shyamalan’s “childhood friends” and the friend says he stopped trying to get in touch with Night because he was starting to feel like he was stalking him, the implication is that Night has become too cool to hang out with his childhood friends. When Shyamalan’s “former neighbor” Georgine says that people drive through his old Philly neighborhood looking for him “often,” the implication is that Shyamalan is such a huge celebrity that people actually do kind of stalk him.

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When Shyamalan does show up, his mere presence creates havoc for Kahn’s microphones, which hiss, putter, and short circuit repeatedly whenever he speaks. This, I guess, is supposed to be another facet of Shyamalan’s supernatural mystique, though the obvious question — if Shyamalan’s otherworldly mojo screws with microphones, how the hell does he record clean sound on his movies? — is not addressed.

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Kahn’s questions reveal more of Shyamalan’s self-obsession. He asks what it feels like to be so successful so fast (which reminds the audience how successful Shyamalan is), and whether he feels pressure to make huge movies (which reminds the audience that all his movies are huge movies). When Shyamalan takes Kahn on a tour of Philadelphia, two different people recognize him and ask to have their picture taken with him. At several points, various random strangers turn to the camera and point out how incredibly handsome Shyamalan is. After all the adulation, it’s kind of surprising Shyamalan doesn’t put down his Philly Cheesesteak and turn his fountain soda into wine.

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In one scene, Kahn follows a lead to the Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles where he interviews Johnny Depp. Like, the real Johnny Depp, who was apparently considered for the lead in “Signs,” but turned the part down because he found Shyamalan too weird (can you imagine?!?). “I don’t know what he’s up to,” Depp tells Kahn about Shyamalan. “I don’t think anybody does. But it’s not worth it. It’s only cinema. It’s only movies, man. Just have a good time. Step outside once in a while. Go get a donut.”

Depp’s offhand quip cuts to the core, not just of Shyamalan but also his “Buried Secret.” This movie’s constructed, artificial reality attains a deeper truth than it even aspired to. In creating this absurd and wholly artificial portrait of Shyamalan, it reveals the depths to which the man is genuinely obsessed with crafting his own image as a supernaturally powerful, wildly intelligent, devilishly handsome filmmaker. His movies may not be autobiography. But “The Buried Secret” is.

http://www.ifc.com/fix/2012/01/buried-secret-shyamalan-makes-no-sense
Title: Re: After Earth - The taint of Shyamalan drags Gary Whitta into the screaming abyss
Post by: thisismyusername on June 02, 2013, 08:43:00 PM
Well Book of Eli sucked too, so why did anyone expect anything good when the writer and director are so so at best?

To be fair, the first half hour or so of the Book of Eli was pretty amazing. And then the twist was just M. Night-level. So it really wasn't a surprise the two got together for this.

(Seriously, if the Book of Eli was Denzel kicking ass and taking names without the bible in a post nuke world, it could've been the Black American Mad Max.)
Title: Re: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: Robo on June 02, 2013, 08:49:39 PM
I wonder how fat his ego is these days considering everyone thinks his life's work is tedious trash.
Title: Re: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on June 02, 2013, 08:55:12 PM
I just want to say The Happening is a fucking hilarious masterpiece.
Title: Re: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 02, 2013, 10:49:04 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fs1214p_qpw
Title: Re: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: hampster on June 02, 2013, 11:55:14 PM
Terrible reviews and grossing below expectations? I think its time to pay a visit to the theater for the first time in a year. I love having the theater all to myself :noah
Title: Re: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on June 03, 2013, 01:30:12 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Iz4D9kBIas
Title: Re: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: ManaByte on June 03, 2013, 11:45:45 AM
Gary Witta is full of shit, Scientologists are saying After Earth is Scientology:
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/a-scientologist-reviews-earth-guest-561310

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I grew up in Scientology and worked at their international Sea Organization headquarters for 15 years. In 2005, I managed a desperate escape, which only succeeded thanks to the local county authorities. I wrote about my experiences in my best-selling book, Blown For Good: Behind the Iron Curtain of Scientology.

Who better, then, to investigate the whole Scientology debate surrounding After Earth, the new sci-fi movie from M. Night Shyamalan starring Will and Jaden Smith, than a former Scientologist -- one who's received counseling from Tom Cruise himself? I am in no way “glib” on the subject; I’ve done the research.

I saw the movie After Earth and took notes on any parallels or “coincidental” similarities to Scientology teachings. While most of the movie involves following Jaden Smith’s character as he faces off against apes, a large, angry bird and a leech, (none of which have much to do with Scientology -- besides maybe the leech), most of the Scientology influences play out in the film’s dialogue.

“Fear is a choice.”
Will Smith’s character, Cypher Raige, tells his son, Kitai: “Fear is not real. It is a product of thoughts you create. Now do not misunderstand me: Danger is very real. But fear is a choice”

L. Ron Hubbard’s teachings insist that emotions and fear are triggers and are part of the reactive mind. Through Scientology, one is supposed to “rid oneself of your fears.”

“Be in the present moment.”

Through Scientology training, one learns how to be in “present time,” or PT as it is commonly referred to by insiders. In order to operate as a higher being and be in control over one’s environment, it is considered key that a person exist in present time and not react to the past.

“What do you touch, see, feel, smell?”

While undergoing certain types of Scientology counseling, you are asked to recall what you see, hear, touch and smell. This is part of putting yourself in the moment and observing the moment with “full perceptions.”


Besides the film's dialogue and its direct similarities to Scientology teachings, there are also some other clues in After Earth that cannot be ignored.

Volcanoes
The movie’s climax takes place on a volcano that could have been ripped right off the cover of Dianetics, the look is so similar. In Scientology, the volcano is a common thread through many different teachings. This image was used not only on the cover of Dianetics, but has also been used in many of Scientology’s TV ads over the years.

Then you have the intergalactic overlord Xenu who, in cahoots with the psychiatrists of the universe, imprisoned millions of souls, froze them and then dumped them into -- you guessed it -- Earth’s volcanoes. Of all the places in the galaxy! This is part of the upper-level teachings of Scientology that members only find out about after they’ve spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on Scientology counseling.

Robotic Emotions
Will Smith’s character is pretty much devoid of all emotions for the entire movie. While this may be part of his character or something that was directed in the script, in Scientology, one goes through great amounts of training and counseling to control one’s emotions and “mis-emotion,” as described by Hubbard. Anyone who has done even the smallest amount of Scientology training will recall sitting and staring at a person for hours on end without being allowed to blink, smile or turn one’s head. Will Smith pretty much masters that for the entirety of this movie.

Few people know that Battlefield Earth, the film adaptation of Hubbard's novel produced by none other than famous Scientologist John Travolta, was meant to be a way to introduce Scientology to the masses. Even the story itself is a veiled reference to the story of Scientology versus the psychiatrists.

We all know how that turned out. Battlefield Earth is considered by many critics to be one of the worst films ever made. After watching After Earth, I would say that Battlefield Earth might have finally met its match.

Two Xenu thumbs down.

Title: Re: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: Barry Egan on June 03, 2013, 12:41:10 PM
none of those ideas really strike me as belonging exclusively to scientology.  the volcano symbolism is suspect though. 
Title: Re: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 03, 2013, 12:51:02 PM
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“Fear is a choice.”
Will Smith’s character, Cypher Raige, tells his son, Kitai: “Fear is not real. It is a product of thoughts you create. Now do not misunderstand me: Danger is very real. But fear is a choice”

L. Ron Hubbard’s teachings insist that emotions and fear are triggers and are part of the reactive mind. Through Scientology, one is supposed to “rid oneself of your fears.”

Cognitive behavior therapy?


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“Be in the present moment.”

Through Scientology training, one learns how to be in “present time,” or PT as it is commonly referred to by insiders. In order to operate as a higher being and be in control over one’s environment, it is considered key that a person exist in present time and not react to the past.
Mindfulness?

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“What do you touch, see, feel, smell?”
::)

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Robotic Emotions
Will Smith’s character is pretty much devoid of all emotions for the entire movie.
Bad character writing or bad acting?
Title: Re: After Earth - The taint of Shyamalan drags Gary Whitta into the screaming abyss
Post by: Don Flamenco on June 03, 2013, 01:00:14 PM
I wonder if you could do the same Scientology cross test on all kinds of movies.  Star Wars might yield some results?

I saw The Last Dragon in its initial theatrical run at a theater in a predominantly black neighborhood in Long Beach. That was the most immersive and entertaining theatrical experience I've had.


I'm jealous!  I can barely get people to appreciate that one.
Title: Re: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: Mupepe on June 03, 2013, 01:13:16 PM
Lady in the Water would have been a great film if it wasn't so damn serious and didn't somehow cost $70 million.  I think the concept is pretty fantastic, but between Shyamalan jerking himself off during the movie and some truly awful dialogue it fails miserably.  It could have been a really great twilight zone-esque movie.
Title: Re: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: headwalk on June 03, 2013, 01:13:54 PM
i don't get whitta. he always struck me as a completely unremarkable poster.

i don't expect anyone who can barely handle themselves in a 200 word message board post to be capable of holding my attention for 90 minutes.
Title: Re: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: ManaByte on June 03, 2013, 01:24:19 PM
i don't get whitta. he always struck me as a completely unremarkable poster.

i don't expect anyone who can barely handle themselves in a 200 word message board post to be capable of holding my attention for 90 minutes.

He went from being the Hitler of Imagine Media (he would ALWAYS send threatening letters to game fansites) to writing shitty movies.
Title: Re: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: Barry Egan on June 03, 2013, 01:33:07 PM
(he would ALWAYS send threatening letters to game fansites)

wow just like Hitler
Title: Re: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 03, 2013, 02:16:05 PM
:lol
Title: Re: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 03, 2013, 02:22:43 PM
The world would be a better place if Hitler was more like Gary Whitta.
Title: Re: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: Steve Contra on June 03, 2013, 02:24:32 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: Don Flamenco on June 03, 2013, 02:35:42 PM
ich bin ein fanboy
Title: Re: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 03, 2013, 02:39:01 PM
Thats mad, really mad.

And they say gaming is fucked up.

Movies do have things to fall back on, though, like home video release, TV rights, and lots of product tie-ins [including videogames].

Also, Hollywood accounting.

Yeah I somehow think this is the case too.

GUYS THIS MOVIE COST 500 MILLION TO MAKE (hide all losses from other projects).

Where in gaming it's more like.

GUYS WERE TOTALLY ON BUDGET (channel funds from Colonial Marines to Borderlands)
Title: Re: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 03, 2013, 03:00:30 PM
none of those ideas really strike me as belonging exclusively to scientology.  the volcano symbolism is suspect though. 

I figure it's probably somewhere in between, as in not necessarily a Scientology movie but one a movie where some Scientology references were subtly worked in throughout.
Title: Re: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: Robo on June 03, 2013, 06:42:01 PM
(he would ALWAYS send threatening letters to game fansites)

wow just like Hitler

 :rofl  :whoo
Title: Re: After Earth - Will Smith drags Shyamalan and Whitta into the Scientology abyss
Post by: Brehvolution on June 19, 2013, 11:45:10 AM
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