As part of my own personal hype build up, which I know will be frowned upon - I tried to draw Reggie on Miiverse on Saturday... I accidentally hit post before finishing it, and after - sadly not kidding - a few hours of stippling.
(http://i.imgur.com/bdtJaYd.png)
Not sure I'll ever attempt such a thing ever again.
Is there any way to watch this on a Wii U itself?
They will probably talk about Pikmin 3 as well.
Remember when Pikmin 3 was a launch title :rofl
Remember when Pikmin 3 was a Wii game.
No leaks?
Hope they show some Bayo 2.I have a feeling you are going to be disappointed. I have a feeling we are all going to be disappointed.
Wii U Solution BundleIncludes:
Your Choice Wii U Console (Basic Set or Deluxe Set)
Your Choice of Wii U Game
Choice of Wii Plus Remote
That is basically "Jesus Christ just get it off the shelves"
Yeah I blocked you.
I want. Metroid. Give me Metroid.
the nintendo site is flipping out.
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
fuck this ain't 1997 anymore
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
fuck this ain't 1997 anymore
Lag is Ustream's fault. Goddam gaijins.
http://e3.nintendo.com/
This is USTREAM you dumb shit?
Banned from chat, banned from streams, GAF is down...
:fbm
You know what i'll just read the reactions in here.
You know what i'll just read the reactions in here.
OMG! NEW 2D METROID FOR 3DS
SEQUEL TO MARIO 64????
THEY ARE SELLING ZELDA TO RARE????
fuck this shit. I'll just watch later.
Donkey Kong Returns 2 better not be Retro's next game :-\
fuck this shit. I'll just watch later.
this works
http://www.ustream.tv/NintendoUK
So very lame.
Where was Mario Kart? Super Mario Universe? Retro's FPS?
Since I came in late... uh... please tell me they were reasonable and dropped the price at the beginning...
Did They show Retros new shit?
They showed Mario, they showed Mario Kart, they showed Pokemon, they showed Donkey Kong, they showed Smash Bros, they showed Zelda, they showed X....seriously?
What more do you really want? I mean really.
They showed Mario, they showed Mario Kart, they showed Pokemon, they showed Donkey Kong, they showed Smash Bros, they showed Zelda, they showed X.Some actual interesting games?
What more do you really want? I mean really.
So.. one new game? Everything is in 2014?
They showed Mario, they showed Mario Kart, they showed Pokemon, they showed Donkey Kong, they showed Smash Bros, they showed Zelda, they showed X....seriously?
What more do you really want? I mean really.
Its over? :lolDid They show Retros new shit?
Apparently its a new donkey kong country returns game :lol :lol :lol :lol
They showed Mario, they showed Mario Kart, they showed Pokemon, they showed Donkey Kong, they showed Smash Bros, they showed Zelda, they showed X.Some actual interesting games?
What more do you really want? I mean really.
Oh boy the same shit again.
Except for X and Bayo, it's just boring.
Maaan now I have to change my title. thanksobamanintendo.jpg
demi, please change Adrex's name to chronovore's (???) chosing for 1 month as agreed before
Mario Kart 8's gimmick looks fun, though.
"cornered nintendo is best nintendo" my ass.
Maaan now I have to change my title. thanksobamanintendo.jpg
there's not going to be a new Zelda on this thing until Nov 2014 at the earliest. Near worthless system.Nov 2014 will be smash. New zelda or mario is 2015 at the earliest.
yeah at least mario kart and donkey kong look great, but neither are this year correct?
and what a fucking cop out of a 3d mario game. 3DLand was good, but that should live only on 3DS. Why bring over a game whose entire gimmick was its usage of 3D to a console with literally no 3D component
win waker HD looked ok but that is no where near a good enough reason to pick up a wii u.
I'm not changing Andrex's name... lol
I'm not changing Andrex's name... lol
You totally should though. Bringing shame to himself.
just watching the mario trailer. it looked fine.
it needed to be more than fine.
did a bunch of people leave nintendo in the past couple years? the small amount of originality they had seems gone
Wasn't there a Square Enix "future of Final Fantasy" thing as well?
Wait, so what's their Holiday 2013 title? I'm at work.Pikmin, DK, and Zelda WW (october), and Mario world 3d
Wait, so what's their Holiday 2013 title? I'm at work.
Hope they show some Bayo 2.I have a feeling you are going to be disappointed. I have a feeling we are all going to be disappointed.
demi said that the 3DS would win it all,well they didn't show a single new 3DS game
WHAT HAPPENS NOW DEMI? :larry
wow I had missed the Mario footage. I can't believe they're copying the bland aesthetic of the New Super Mario Bros. titles for a 3D Mario. It looks like an outsourced budget title next to Galaxy 1 and 2. :lol
Wait, so what's their Holiday 2013 title? I'm at work.Pikmin, DK, and Zelda WW (october), and Mario world 3d
Wasn't there a Square Enix "future of Final Fantasy" thing as well?
wow I had missed the Mario footage. I can't believe they're copying the bland aesthetic of the New Super Mario Bros. titles for a 3D Mario. It looks like an outsourced budget title next to Galaxy 1 and 2. :lol
Wait, so what's their Holiday 2013 title? I'm at work.Pikmin, DK, and Zelda WW (october), and Mario world 3d
Pikmin is "holiday"? :lol :what
Really excited for DKC2. Those camera angles got me rock hard. :bow2 Trixie finished the job. :aah
Mario 3D is... well I'm glad it's coming out so soon. Get it out of the way so EAD Tokyo can do SMG3.
Nintendo is probably scrambling as all fuck, now that PS4 isn't going the DRM route.
so underwhelming. :/
they had months to get more games ready. its just... sad.
Nintendo is probably scrambling as all fuck, now that PS4 isn't going the DRM route.
399 is probably a lot more scary to them.
Not scary enough for an E3 price drop, apparently. I balked at the Wii U's high price as much as I balked about its current dearth of games... and now, knowing the power and pricepoint of the PS4, instead of balking, I'm just stunned.
I don't think $1 PS4 would change anything for WiiU at this point.Nintendo fans will get WiiU for Nintendo games,nobody else cares.The focus is obviously on making money.Nintendo is probably scrambling as all fuck, now that PS4 isn't going the DRM route.
399 is probably a lot more scary to them.
Mario Kart 8's gimmick looks fun, though.
Have you played Sonic Racing Transformed? Basically the same thing, barring the gravity thing.
The gravity thing is the new gimmick. The transforming cars were in 7, which is where SEGA nicked the idea from.
Terrible, terrible showing. Everything was just going through the motions and they've got fuck all ready this year.
Nintendo's strategy: remake all those 3DS games people liked. But somehow take forever on it.
So I guess Nintendo is struggling with HD game development?
:derp :derp :derp :derp :derp
So I guess Nintendo is struggling with HD game development?
So I guess Nintendo is struggling with HD game development?
yea that's the big takeaway for me.
Oh, wind waker still looks like a busted toy unsurprisingly. Wind still has to be manually changed and I doubt they're addressing the lack of content in the original.
That being said the stuff that has a probably chance of selling wiinoun/mario/donkeykong will be hitting this holiday, so maybe sales will improve.
So Nintendo still hasn't shown why having a second screen was worth all the money they invested in it?
Wind Waker HD looking unsurprisingly a lot like Wind Waker, with no news of the enhancements to gameplay outside of message bottles
literally 6 (?) mario games in two years :lol :lol
are you counting karts as Mario games?
I can't believe I'm actually bored of Mario. Shit used to be an event. Now it's just another overstretched concept.
Super Mario 3D Land is played with the Wii remote sideways, but it showed ground pounds and stuff? I guess you rock the B button with your middle finger.
or you waggle to do the ground pound?
Quote from: gafThis is a massive disappointment. There’s almost nothing left of the freedom and precision controls introduced so perfectly in Mario 64. Now it’s an essentially 2d, slow playing, unimaginative, lazy mess, with horrible graphics and offensive music. If this is what they came up with, why wasn’t this ready last year? It’s like they put zero effort into what was once their flagship franchise.
I’m just baffled that Nintendo thinks they need to dumb down the 3D Mario series, or shoehorn in a worthless, carbon-copy multiplayer mode lifted straight out of New Super Mario Bros. There’s none of the imagination so brilliantly on display in the two Galaxy games here. Awful
Nailed it.
Oh my god, the bolded parts I agree with 100%
Thoughts:
- Super Mario 3D World looks fucking terrible. While I haven't played 3D Land I don't remember it looking like that during the trailers. Most underwhelming looking 3D Mario ever. Even the supposedly superior graphics can't hold a candle to how great the Galaxy games look. The gameplay looks bland and lame, something I never thought I'd say about a Mario game. It's almost obvious that they hastily put this together to have something for the holidays.
- Mario Kart 8 looks sick. I haven't given a shit about the series in a while but it's nice to see a good looking Mario Kart after the ugly and terrible Mario Kart Wii.
- Wii Party U and Wii Fit U are not registering in anyone's mind at all I bet.
- Drawing? meh.
- Wind Waker is EXACTLY THE SAME GAME. What is even funnier is the fact that IT LOOKS EXACTLY THE SAME TOO JUST SLIGHTLY WORSE DUE TO AWFULLY USED EFFECTS. Who the fuck is going to buy this shit?
- W101 and Bayonetta 2 looked amazing. I thought X looked great too. It really sucks that they are on a console I don't want at all.
- Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze looks great but man I'm getting "This series is going to be run into the ground soon" vibes from it. Sucks that Retro couldn't make something different. A waste of their talents.
- Super Smash Bros. looks exactly the same. Almost like there's no graphical upgrade even. This was easily the most boring Smash trailer of all time, the Brawl and Melee ones got you hyped like a motherfucker. This one is just like here's the same game but with a character who just joined the irrelevancy wagon. Gameplay looked slooooooow as hell too.
Man, Wii U is looking worse and worse each time.
new luigi bros is retail now? wtf are they doing
edit: o they are just doing a retail version as well. They still must have hangups about online.
is this shit happening now?
What is Nintendo's strategy???survive
Maaan now I have to change my title. thanksobamanintendo.jpg
demi, please change Adrex's name to chronovore's (???) chosing for 1 month as agreed before
a) That wasn't agreed, I only said I'd change my tag ::)
b) It was Mr. Gundam
at this rate, windows phone will sell more than wii u and have more games to boot
damn, oh well.is this shit happening now?
the direct ended long ago.
at this rate, windows phone will sell more than wii u and have more games to bootI'd be shocked if this wasn't already the case.
I'm trying to find the e3 direct on nintendo's site. I click watch the E3 direct and it doesn't take me to a video link.
"Buy Win Mobile, it has more games than Wii U"
No pricedrop?
What is Nintendo's strategy???
"Buy Win Mobile, it has more games than Wii U"
Make it so. :lol
Jesus, what a pitiful showing. That system is dead, dead, dead.
What was the date until which Iwata gave himself to turn the company around before he an heroes himself?
(http://www.smashbros.com/images/character/donkey_kong/screen-6.jpg)
:lol the graphics
"Buy Win Mobile, it has more games than Wii U"
Make it so. :lol
Sorry, Andy-kun. :( I still love you but you deserve punishment.Jesus, what a pitiful showing. That system is dead, dead, dead.
Not as bad as the Vita is. Unless Sony drops some bombs there later in the conference which is extremely doubtful.
Kinda surprised at the lack of a price drop, but not really.Ignoring virtual boy, this is shaping up to be Nintendo's worst home console for original exclusive third party games--an amazing accomplishment.
And there wasn't a single new third-party title, right?
They might drop it in November to hit that year mark.
Is Bayonetta a system seller to fans of the series? I've heard a couple folks say they're getting a WiiU just for it, but overall reactions to it/WiiU in general are pretty stale.
I didn't even want Galaxy 3. I wanted what Galaxy was to Sunshine, or Sunshine was to Mario 64. And this is Nintendo's first new hardware in over a decade. Do something you couldn't do before, like steal the open world from Jak and Daxter. Instead of levels, there's just one giant seamless world with a natural progression between areas. OK, that's dumb, but Nintendo (allegedly) has creative people to figure it out.
The line of thinking was probably "New Super Mario Bros games sell more than the 3D Marios. Let's make 3D Mario more like New Super Mario Bros!"
They might drop it in November to hit that year mark.
There would be no shame in dropping price immediately. Xbox 360's first price drop and new SKU came 8 or 9 months into its life.
Is Bayonetta a system seller to fans of the series? I've heard a couple folks say they're getting a WiiU just for it, but overall reactions to it/WiiU in general are pretty stale.
Yesterday you would have thought that only Sony and MS existed. Geoff kept saying "we'll be interviewing Reggie tomorrow about all the Nintendo stuff" yet it just felt like nobody cared lol. What a fuck up.
I can imagine lots of wining and dining goes on during E3 between various developers and publishers. Can anyone imagine Nintendo wining or dining...anyone?
No pricedrop?
What is Nintendo's strategy???
With how all the new Nintendo games look exactly the same as the most recent iterations, I fully expect the new Zelda to piss me off by being more of a Skyward Sword rehash, blegh.
With how all the new Nintendo games look exactly the same as the most recent iterations, I fully expect the new Zelda to piss me off by being more of a Skyward Sword rehash, blegh.
skyward sword looked pretty tho. no shame staying in that lane.
Did they drop the 3ds at a big event or did they just do it one day? I expect a drop by fall.
:cancryIs Bayonetta a system seller to fans of the series? I've heard a couple folks say they're getting a WiiU just for it, but overall reactions to it/WiiU in general are pretty stale.
Yesterday you would have thought that only Sony and MS existed. Geoff kept saying "we'll be interviewing Reggie tomorrow about all the Nintendo stuff" yet it just felt like nobody cared lol. What a fuck up.
I can imagine lots of wining and dining goes on during E3 between various developers and publishers. Can anyone imagine Nintendo wining or dining...anyone?
I'll wait for reviews. I wouldn't be surprised if platinum is using it for Nintendo money to fund other projects.
That's more of a Western developer thing.
Maaan now I have to change my title. thanksobamanintendo.jpg
demi, please change Adrex's name to chronovore's (???) chosing for 1 month as agreed before
a) That wasn't agreed, I only said I'd change my tag ::)
b) It was Mr. Gundam
I think it's funny that I got picked to change your tag. I don't really care, so you're off the hook.*
*Unless Demi cares, and then it's up to him.
Somebody pick something. Andy put himself on the plate and now he gets to take it all in. Every single inch.
Maaan now I have to change my title. thanksobamanintendo.jpg
demi, please change Adrex's name to chronovore's (???) chosing for 1 month as agreed before
a) That wasn't agreed, I only said I'd change my tag ::)
b) It was Mr. Gundam
I think it's funny that I got picked to change your tag. I don't really care, so you're off the hook.*
*Unless Demi cares, and then it's up to him.
I picked you since I think you'd come up with the funniest one. It was either you or Creepy Old Uy.
Is Bayonetta a system seller to fans of the series? I've heard a couple folks say they're getting a WiiU just for it, but overall reactions to it/WiiU in general are pretty stale.
Yesterday you would have thought that only Sony and MS existed. Geoff kept saying "we'll be interviewing Reggie tomorrow about all the Nintendo stuff" yet it just felt like nobody cared lol. What a fuck up.
I can imagine lots of wining and dining goes on during E3 between various developers and publishers. Can anyone imagine Nintendo wining or dining...anyone?
I'll wait for reviews. I wouldn't be surprised if platinum is using it for Nintendo money to fund other projects.
That's more of a Western developer thing.
You did not choose wisely. I'm not very clever when it comes to things like that. :lol
Also I suppose this means Dragon Quest is dead in the states again
Did they drop the 3ds at a big event or did they just do it one day? I expect a drop by fall.
They should do everything possible to stimulate sales before the new consoles are released.
Why would anyone want a Galaxy 3, Bebpo? I'm saying this as someone who had Galaxy as their number one title this gen.
I'll consider us lucky if DQ7 shows upAlso I suppose this means Dragon Quest is dead in the states again
Who knows. Nintendo could announce it at another Direct in three weeks for shits and giggles.
Hell this ND would have probably gone over much better had they not announced 90% of the shit in old Directs. Bayo 2, WW HD, and Smash Wii U/3DS could have easily been held back until now.
Why would anyone want a Galaxy 3, Bebpo? I'm saying this as someone who had Galaxy as their number one title this gen.
I just saw the Mario Kart trailer, really just looks like any other Mario Kart.
I just saw the Mario Kart trailer, really just looks like any other Mario Kart.
You mean there are still Mario characters--and they race carts around Mario themed tracks?
In terms of visual quality, it doesn't look like any other Mario Kart
(http://media.nintendo.com/nintendo/bin/gXI1VLQxSTNzLNB8Hw07woErmO7TrFmm/DZdn1NB7wZ3FauR10GNVMJDDbnfgukFq.jpg)
(http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/image_full_width_scaled/hash/e2/e8/1370968764_8836_ss3.jpg)
I just saw the Mario Kart trailer, really just looks like any other Mario Kart.
You mean there are still Mario characters--and they race carts around Mario themed tracks?
In terms of visual quality, it doesn't look like any other Mario Kart
(http://media.nintendo.com/nintendo/bin/gXI1VLQxSTNzLNB8Hw07woErmO7TrFmm/DZdn1NB7wZ3FauR10GNVMJDDbnfgukFq.jpg)
(http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/image_full_width_scaled/hash/e2/e8/1370968764_8836_ss3.jpg)
Both looks old to me, maybe Mario Kart HD would have been impressive in 2006/8. Now it just looks last gen already.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-BdP6mCtJfso/UQ0Gysq2dhI/AAAAAAAAJ-A/R0J0XQEqLLQ/s1600/Sonic+and+All+Stars+Racing+Transformed+3.jpg)
This will be damage control, like when they announce these new smash games before development started on them. I expect a new zelda. We will see a non-playable trailer next e3.
But you said "it looks just like any other Mario Kart," not that it looks just like any other PS3/360 kart game.I just saw the Mario Kart trailer, really just looks like any other Mario Kart.
You mean there are still Mario characters--and they race carts around Mario themed tracks?
In terms of visual quality, it doesn't look like any other Mario Kart
(http://media.nintendo.com/nintendo/bin/gXI1VLQxSTNzLNB8Hw07woErmO7TrFmm/DZdn1NB7wZ3FauR10GNVMJDDbnfgukFq.jpg)
(http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/image_full_width_scaled/hash/e2/e8/1370968764_8836_ss3.jpg)
Both looks old to me, maybe Mario Kart HD would have been impressive in 2006/8. Now it just looks last gen already.
[img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-BdP6mCtJfso/UQ0Gysq2dhI/AAAAAAAAJ-A/R0J0XQEqLLQ/s1600/Sonic+and+All+Stars+Racing+Transformed+3.jpg[img]
innovative second screen experience
(http://i.imgur.com/DDsftak.jpg)
:derp :derp :derp :derp :derp
So glad I didn't get up for this
The surprise announcement: Wii Fit Trainer as a Smash bros character
:miyamoto
The surprise announcement: Wii Fit Trainer as a Smash bros character
:miyamoto
wait this was real. WTF?
I honestly thought that was joke. Jesus.
If I didn't know any better I'd say they're not in a state of urgency.
ok malek it looks like Mario kart should have looked a decade ago. Happy?
ok malek it looks like Mario kart should have looked a decade ago. Happy?Did previous games have tracks like this (not including the rainbow ones): (http://specials-images.forbes.com/imageserve/00q38uG7XSdL3/0x600.jpg)
And yes it has exactly the same levels and designs like any other Mario kart game instead of some FRESH designs. Typical Nintendo copy pasta.
Cant Nintendo make one fucking standout next gen game? JUST ONE
Nintendo published
I honestly thought that was joke. Jesus.
You guys are hopeless really.
OHMY you can race on walls, the track goes VERTICAL WOOOOW NINTENDO.
The some Nintendo published 3rd party exclusive :lol
http://kotaku.com/breaking-smash-bros-news-out-of-nintendos-e3-booth-512667733
bitter :lol
I didn't know that. What ever happened to the studio making the Giest game for gamecube?
There's a new crop of 5 year olds born every year. Nintendo knows their role and they are filling it.
Malek, are you legitimately defending MK Wii U, or is this some elaborate troll?
There's a new crop of 5 year olds born every year. Nintendo knows their role and they are filling it. You might get lucky and they will allow a handful of games for their busy parents to play.
There's a new crop of 5 year olds born every year. Nintendo knows their role and they are filling it. You might get lucky and they will allow a handful of games for their busy parents to play.
How do you give birth to a five yearold? Is this a European thing?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEvi2vcarSAwell it's good they put this on the 3ds too, since ain't nobody want a wii U.
How do you give birth to a five yearold? Is this a European thing?
You guys are hopeless really.
OHMY you can race on walls, the track goes VERTICAL WOOOOW NINTENDO.
The some Nintendo published 3rd party exclusive :lol
Then some Nintendo published 3rd party exclusive :lol
You guys are hopeless really.
OHMY you can race on walls, the track goes VERTICAL WOOOOW NINTENDO.
The some Nintendo published 3rd party exclusive :lol
I think the issue is that -- though there are plenty of great criticisms that can be levied at Nintendo in light of this Direct -- Mario Kart really isn't the best target. From what little we've seen, it looks very competent technically given the hardware it's on and honestly does seem to be mixing up the gameplay a fair amount. Your attempts to rag on it seem like some of your more lazy, uninspired trolling wherein you figured it was a safe bet because, after all, what are the chances that a Mario Kart sequel wouldn't just be a lazy cash in? It's low hanging fruit for a Grade D troll such as yourself, and now you just can't back down.
God dammit. I just read the above paragraph, and it reads like first class Nintendo apologist stuff when I've been nothing but a harsh critic of Nintendo for quite some time. I don't know if your ability to evoke this kind of devil's advocate response from me is indicative of the fact that your trolling is better than I give you credit for, or if you're just that fucking stupid, but I think I'm leaning towards the latter.
GT mentioned that Nintendo actually had press standing inline to get this announcement.Considering half of that "press" were fighting each other for Nintendo plushies or wearing power gloves to the event, I'm not surprised Nintendo views them with contempt.
Malek, are you legitimately defending MK Wii U, or is this some elaborate troll?
How do you give birth to a five yearold? Is this a European thing?
They will be five and they will have the need for a console or some other gizmo for their parents/grandparents to buy them as their 'big gift'. All these stale old titles are new to their eyes.
How do you give birth to a five yearold? Is this a European thing?
They will be five and they will have the need for a console or some other gizmo for their parents/grandparents to buy them as their 'big gift'. All these stale old titles are new to their eyes.
hotter than daisy and peach combined.You guys are hopeless really.
OHMY you can race on walls, the track goes VERTICAL WOOOOW NINTENDO.
The some Nintendo published 3rd party exclusive :lol
I think the issue is that -- though there are plenty of great criticisms that can be levied at Nintendo in light of this Direct -- Mario Kart really isn't the best target. From what little we've seen, it looks very competent technically given the hardware it's on and honestly does seem to be mixing up the gameplay a fair amount. Your attempts to rag on it seem like some of your more lazy, uninspired trolling wherein you figured it was a safe bet because, after all, what are the chances that a Mario Kart sequel wouldn't just be a lazy cash in? It's low hanging fruit for a Grade D troll such as yourself, and now you just can't back down.
God dammit. I just read the above paragraph, and it reads like first class Nintendo apologist stuff when I've been nothing but a harsh critic of Nintendo for quite some time. I don't know if your ability to evoke this kind of devil's advocate response from me is indicative of the fact that your trolling is better than I give you credit for, or if you're just that fucking stupid, but I think I'm leaning towards the latter.
It's okay, i'm defending Wii Fit milf
I can download Wind Waker and have it running nicer looking than that within the hour, using PC parts I bought over a year ago.
Cant Nintendo make one fucking standout next gen game? JUST ONE
(http://d1vr6n66ssr06c.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/x_header.jpg)
There's a new crop of 5 year olds born every year. Nintendo knows their role and they are filling it. You might get lucky and they will allow a handful of games for their busy parents to play.Pretty much. They know this generation is lost for the wider audience (if they didn't realize that from the get go) and are doubling down on their bread and butter till they can release their handheld/console hybrid in 3 years.
Cant Nintendo make one fucking standout next gen game? JUST ONE
(http://d1vr6n66ssr06c.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/x_header.jpg)
That does look really awesome, but looks like something you'd see on the PS3/360.
Cant Nintendo make one fucking standout next gen game? JUST ONE
(http://d1vr6n66ssr06c.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/x_header.jpg)
That does look really awesome, but looks like something you'd see on the PS3/360.
And you were expecting...?
Worst part is that unless its three months away Nintendo will delay. We will get Ds smass in Nov. wii u in feb. 2015Yeah, having 2 titles in december makes me suspicious. Its unlike Nintendo to let major titles fall past Black Friday so I wouldn't be surprised if they both fell to march 2014. Donkey Kong is the real holiday title for them.
I can download Wind Waker and have it running nicer looking than that within the hour, using PC parts I bought over a year ago.
It doesn't look like they've added a single polygon to the character models. This is something Kosma can easily troll.
Who is this Wii Fit lady you people keep talking about?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEvi2vcarSA
Didn't brawl come in feb.
Remember when they announced both smashes, they weren't even in development and they press ganged the dude into making both. a 2.5 year dev cycle for two games is going to be very hard.
Tell that to Sammy
http://www.youtube.com/user/SammyClassicSonicFan
Who is this Wii Fit lady you people keep talking about?
.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEvi2vcarSA
that makes more sense. No one does feb games.Didn't brawl come in feb.
Remember when they announced both smashes, they weren't even in development and they press ganged the dude into making both. a 2.5 year dev cycle for two games is going to be very hard.
Brawl was... March I think. Yeah, March.
Who is this Wii Fit lady you people keep talking about?
.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEvi2vcarSA
Video disabled at work. :(
[http://static.n1ntendo.nl/file/game/3690/12.jpg
:lawd
What I expected is Nintendo putting some games out there with at least production values equal to Last of Us, Uncharted, Alan Wake, Gears of War. Some big budget shit.When has Nintendo ever made games like that? What makes you think they'd even be good at it? Only way Wii U's getting stuff like that is if they start bankrolling it from 3rd parties. Just like it was with the gamecube.
Not uprezzed games with the level editor of NSMB/Mario Kart/Smash Bros on Wii.
What I expected is Nintendo putting some games out there with at least production values equal to Last of Us, Uncharted, Alan Wake, Gears of War. Some big budget shit.When has Nintendo ever made games like that? What makes you think they'd even be good at it? Only way Wii U's getting stuff like that is if they start bankrolling it from 3rd parties. Just like it was with the gamecube.
Not uprezzed games with the level editor of NSMB/Mario Kart/Smash Bros on Wii.
Maybe Im expecting too much from Nintendo, they only had 8 years to prepare a game for the HD jump.
Still not one game scream STATE OF THE ART last gen even.
Not uprezzed games with the level editor of NSMB/Mario Kart/Smash Bros on Wii.::)
I mean--the comparison screens are even in nearly the same fucking resolution.I just saw the Mario Kart trailer, really just looks like any other Mario Kart.
You mean there are still Mario characters--and they race carts around Mario themed tracks?
In terms of visual quality, it doesn't look like any other Mario Kart
(http://media.nintendo.com/nintendo/bin/gXI1VLQxSTNzLNB8Hw07woErmO7TrFmm/DZdn1NB7wZ3FauR10GNVMJDDbnfgukFq.jpg)
(http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/image_full_width_scaled/hash/e2/e8/1370968764_8836_ss3.jpg)
Wii Fit lady is exactly how I envision Yorda in my fanfic where I rescue her from her world where everybody is mean to her and bring her back to our world and settle down with her and have a family and introduce her to our foodis this the rough synopsis for your upcoming amazon kindle worlds novel?
Wii Fit lady is exactly how I envision Yorda in my fanfic where I rescue her from her world where everybody is mean to her and bring her back to our world and settle down with her and have a family and introduce her to our foodis this the rough synopsis for your upcoming amazon kindle worlds novel?
Early 2008's Wii schedule was soemthing like:Didn't brawl come in feb.
Remember when they announced both smashes, they weren't even in development and they press ganged the dude into making both. a 2.5 year dev cycle for two games is going to be very hard.
Brawl was... March I think. Yeah, March.
What I expected is Nintendo putting some games out there with at least production values equal to Last of Us, Uncharted, Alan Wake, Gears of War. Some big budget shit.
Not uprezzed games with the level editor of NSMB/Mario Kart/Smash Bros on Wii.
And Nintendo's still making those types of games. Only the industry's definition of big budget has changed while Nintendo's stayed the same. Also I think you having to go back 15-20 years to find examples kinda proves my point.What I expected is Nintendo putting some games out there with at least production values equal to Last of Us, Uncharted, Alan Wake, Gears of War. Some big budget shit.When has Nintendo ever made games like that? What makes you think they'd even be good at it? Only way Wii U's getting stuff like that is if they start bankrolling it from 3rd parties. Just like it was with the gamecube.
Not uprezzed games with the level editor of NSMB/Mario Kart/Smash Bros on Wii.
Zelda 64. Mario 64.
You totally convinced me guys, Nintendo has definitely delivered the goods.
We should see a nice bump in sales in June after all these announcements of fresh new IP's and big budget games with that Nintendo whimsy only they can truly add to the game.
Who needs things like Last of Us or Quantum Break when Nintendo has once again gone out of their way delivering the defining Mario Kart experience.
http://kotaku.com/breaking-smash-bros-news-out-of-nintendos-e3-booth-512667733
bitter :lol
You totally convinced me guys, Nintendo has definitely delivered the goods.
We should see a nice bump in sales in June after all these announcements of fresh new IP's and big budget games with that Nintendo whimsy only they can truly add to the game.
Who needs things like Last of Us or Quantum Break when Nintendo has once again gone out of their way delivering the defining Mario Kart experience.
http://kotaku.com/breaking-smash-bros-news-out-of-nintendos-e3-booth-512667733
bitter :lol
Fucking amazing. Great e3 for nintendo. Jaded cruddy fuddy duddies get off my internet.
Breaking Smash Bros. news out of Nintendo's E3 booth event — along with Mega Man and Animal Crossing's villager, the Wii Fit trainer girl will be joining oh who cares.
*sits at his desk eating pistachios, shaking his head* What are... *sighs* I...
I've got nothing.
To clarify, this is a real thing — a new playable character. Nintendo seemed excited about it. They are completely in touch.
At least the video is hilarious.
Sony would be ECSTATIC if any of their non-Gran Turismo titles sold 5 million :lolYou totally convinced me guys, Nintendo has definitely delivered the goods.whoa whoa, i have nothing to defend here except wii fit milf, but lets not kid ourselves-- the new mario kart will probably outsell both of those by a fair margin. :lol
We should see a nice bump in sales in June after all these announcements of fresh new IP's and big budget games with that Nintendo whimsy only they can truly add to the game.
Who needs things like Last of Us or Quantum Break when Nintendo has once again gone out of their way delivering the defining Mario Kart experience.
:( I just want make a polish joke
Mario Kart is 1080p/60fps?http://playeressence.com/e3-2013-nintendo-announces-mario-kart-8-for-wii-u-runs-in-1080p-60fps-first-details-and-trailer-here/
I can't tell if you are an idiot or just polish.
http://playeressence.com/e3-2013-nintendo-announces-mario-kart-8-for-wii-u-runs-in-1080p-60fps-first-details-and-trailer-here/
WWHD notes:
Triforce hunt has been revamped
- You can map up to 8 items on buttons
- Ocean is being loaded at once
- New boat-speed ability unlockable
- supports Off TV play
- aiming with the gyroscope
To me, the biggest problem with Nintendo right now can be highlighted by the single example of Donkey Kong Country. X might end up fitting the bill, but if there was one company that could make something that isn't in Nintendo's wheelhouse and make it look surprisingly good for the hardware, it was Retro. But what are they doing instead? Another fucking Donkey Kong game. Granted, I'm sure it'll be a very good 2D platformer, but I don't think anyone's looking at the lineup for the Wii U going "you know what this console needs? More platformers."
Mario Kart is 1080p/60fps?http://playeressence.com/e3-2013-nintendo-announces-mario-kart-8-for-wii-u-runs-in-1080p-60fps-first-details-and-trailer-here/
I've been shamed :(:( I just want make a polish joke
Saying polish this or that is just as racist as calling people the N word, and just as stupid arvie. You're better then that.
To me, the biggest problem with Nintendo right now can be highlighted by the single example of Donkey Kong Country. X might end up fitting the bill, but if there was one company that could make something that isn't in Nintendo's wheelhouse and make it look surprisingly good for the hardware, it was Retro. But what are they doing instead? Another fucking Donkey Kong game. Granted, I'm sure it'll be a very good 2D platformer, but I don't think anyone's looking at the lineup for the Wii U going "you know what this console needs? More platformers."
To me, the biggest problem with Nintendo right now can be highlighted by the single example of Donkey Kong Country. X might end up fitting the bill, but if there was one company that could make something that isn't in Nintendo's wheelhouse and make it look surprisingly good for the hardware, it was Retro. But what are they doing instead? Another fucking Donkey Kong game. Granted, I'm sure it'll be a very good 2D platformer, but I don't think anyone's looking at the lineup for the Wii U going "you know what this console needs? More platformers."Either A) Nintendo still doesn't trust their westerns to do anything, or B) more talent has left Retro than we have realized, or C) Nintendo realized their troubled state ages ago and decided they needed Retro's game this holiday even if it meant making more Donkey Kong.
To me, the biggest problem with Nintendo right now can be highlighted by the single example of Donkey Kong Country. X might end up fitting the bill, but if there was one company that could make something that isn't in Nintendo's wheelhouse and make it look surprisingly good for the hardware, it was Retro. But what are they doing instead? Another fucking Donkey Kong game. Granted, I'm sure it'll be a very good 2D platformer, but I don't think anyone's looking at the lineup for the Wii U going "you know what this console needs? More platformers."Either A) Nintendo still doesn't trust their westerns to do anything, or B) more talent has left Retro than we have realized, or C) Nintendo realized their troubled state ages ago and decided they needed Retro's game this holiday even if it meant making more Donkey Kong.
It's probably all 3.
To me, the biggest problem with Nintendo right now can be highlighted by the single example of Donkey Kong Country. X might end up fitting the bill, but if there was one company that could make something that isn't in Nintendo's wheelhouse and make it look surprisingly good for the hardware, it was Retro. But what are they doing instead? Another fucking Donkey Kong game. Granted, I'm sure it'll be a very good 2D platformer, but I don't think anyone's looking at the lineup for the Wii U going "you know what this console needs? More platformers."
Bingo. By far the biggest disappointment for me.
http://kotaku.com/breaking-smash-bros-news-out-of-nintendos-e3-booth-512667733
bitter :lol
From that conference I see Nintendo is desperately courting the same people that made the Gamecube a smash hit.
so wait, they revamp the trifoce shit but they don't add the dungeon that was scrapped after the forbidden forest?
fuck this gay earth
IIRC, Miyamoto or Iwata said that Nintendo was hiring outside developers who had experience doing HD games to teach their own employees.
I wouldn't say Retro has gone bad. Nintendo's just unwilling or unable to expend the time/resources to keep them as a high quality one. They needed a title too badly this holiday to let them work on anything else. And there's no way Retro has spent 3 years on Donkey Kong Country 2 (..5?) unless they had a previous project or two that got cancelled. I imagine Nintendo has greatly downplayed how much outsourcing they had Retro do on titles like Mario Kart 7 (and 8?). And its the same with the rest of their western devs too.To me, the biggest problem with Nintendo right now can be highlighted by the single example of Donkey Kong Country. X might end up fitting the bill, but if there was one company that could make something that isn't in Nintendo's wheelhouse and make it look surprisingly good for the hardware, it was Retro. But what are they doing instead? Another fucking Donkey Kong game. Granted, I'm sure it'll be a very good 2D platformer, but I don't think anyone's looking at the lineup for the Wii U going "you know what this console needs? More platformers."Either A) Nintendo still doesn't trust their westerns to do anything, or B) more talent has left Retro than we have realized, or C) Nintendo realized their troubled state ages ago and decided they needed Retro's game this holiday even if it meant making more Donkey Kong.
It's probably all 3.
True. Nintendo has been pretty good at knowing when devs go bad. They tossed out Rare and SK at good times.
Arvie, you're an ok dude, but if you start calling me names I can link you some posts of yours from the relationship thread so we can settle who the idiot is.
Poor Samus and Mega Man.
Arvie, you're an ok dude, but if you start calling me names I can link you some posts of yours from the relationship thread so we can settle who the idiot is.
Holy shit, what a venomous thing to say.
Holy shit at all the people shitting on DKC2. GTFO you philistines. Game looks AWESOME. Probably the best and freshest feeling non-X game they showed.
Lager, why are you catching feelings over Nintendo? Cmon man.Wait, it's not just an elaborate troll? ???
Arvie, you're an ok dude, but if you start calling me names I can link you some posts of yours from the relationship thread so we can settle who the idiot is.
Holy shit, what a venomous thing to say.
No I, was being an ass and deserved that.
so wait, they revamp the trifoce shit but they don't add the dungeon that was scrapped after the forbidden forest?
fuck this gay earth
Guys, it's either a new Donkey Kong or new Metroid Prime.Nobody wins :'(
TAKE YOUR PICK
Guys, it's either a new Donkey Kong or new Metroid Prime.
TAKE YOUR PICK
Uuuh so its ok to makes jokes about someones racial background (or sexual preferencae) but not about their relationship mishaps? that would never stand in a court of law.
Holy shit at all the people shitting on DKC2. GTFO you philistines. Game looks AWESOME. Probably the best and freshest feeling non-X game they showed.
It's just not what the console needs right now. It's not a system seller. Further, it's a crowded genre. We got New Super Mario last November, New Super Luigi is coming out soon, there's Rayman coming in September, and on the 3D platformer front, we've got 3D Mario in December, and an exclusive 3D Sonic platformer coming out as well. This game may well be really fun, but it's not going to put asses in the seats during a time when Nintendo desperately needs some reason for people to be excited about this machine. Donkey Kong Country is not the Retro game I wanted Nintendo to have as their flagship title to compete against new hardware launches.
WWHD notes:
Triforce hunt has been revamped
- You can map up to 8 items on buttons
- Ocean is being loaded at once
- New boat-speed ability unlockable
- supports Off TV play
- aiming with the gyroscope
I don't see why people are hating on the Wii Fit chick. These crossover games should have all kinds of crazy fucking characters in them.
It's just not what the console needs right now. It's not a system seller.
Further, it's a crowded genre.
Donkey Kong Country is not the Retro game I wanted Nintendo to have as their flagship title to compete against new hardware launches.
Metroid Prime would be the easy choice there for me.
Uuuh so its ok to makes jokes about someones racial background (or sexual preferencae) but not about their relationship mishaps? that would never stand in a court of law.
X: are you stupid or just n**** f**
T: uuh you cant get laid
Judge: Wow Y you're so going to jail
NEVER EVER
Holy shit at all the people shitting on DKC2. GTFO you philistines. Game looks AWESOME. Probably the best and freshest feeling non-X game they showed.
It's just not what the console needs right now. It's not a system seller. Further, it's a crowded genre. We got New Super Mario last November, New Super Luigi is coming out soon, there's Rayman coming in September, and on the 3D platformer front, we've got 3D Mario in December, and an exclusive 3D Sonic platformer coming out as well. This game may well be really fun, but it's not going to put asses in the seats during a time when Nintendo desperately needs some reason for people to be excited about this machine. Donkey Kong Country is not the Retro game I wanted Nintendo to have as their flagship title to compete against new hardware launches.
The last donkey kong was retro's largest seller ever, and I'm not convinced that Nintendo has any ideas as groundbreaking as CoD4 was to rope in a new crowd of consumers. Realistically, if we were talking about retro being put to task of making the console relevant, it would be developing something like Wii Sports ala what Rare has been marginalized to these days.
Yeah I mean making fun of each others nationalities is kind of a bore hallmark.Uuuh so its ok to makes jokes about someones racial background (or sexual preferencae) but not about their relationship mishaps? that would never stand in a court of law.
X: are you stupid or just n**** f**
T: uuh you cant get laid
Judge: Wow Y you're so going to jail
NEVER EVER
Even though I still think you should fight pole jokes with canuck jokes, a general "you can't get laid" joke is more appropriate than "digging stuff from the relationship thread to make you look like an idiot." Don't be so contemptuous, breh. That's the opposite of joking around.
Retro is basically a coding branch at this point akin to Monster games and Next Level games. The original creative directors have moved on, and maybe now people will realise that Retro's role is to do what they're overseers command with a lot of supervision.
I wouldn't say it was sensitive info, I wouldn't have posted anything I wasn't willing to be made fun of. The problem with pole jokes is that there is a racial/nationality blur that isn't a part of Canadian jokes for example. While I meant the joke to be on the level of a Canadian joke, it didn't work out that way.Arvie, you're an ok dude, but if you start calling me names I can link you some posts of yours from the relationship thread so we can settle who the idiot is.
Holy shit, what a venomous thing to say.
No I, was being an ass and deserved that.
Because you made a polish joke you deserve being threatened by sensitive personal information you shared in the past? How about retaliating with Canadian jokes?! They're funnier, whereas even joking about poles is evidently worthless.
Uuuh so its ok to makes jokes about someones racial background (or sexual preferencae) but not about their relationship mishaps? that would never stand in a court of law.
Being Polish is a race? :teehee
Retro is basically a coding branch at this point akin to Monster games and Next Level games. The original creative directors have moved on, and maybe now people will realise that Retro's role is to do what they're overseers command with a lot of supervision.
The same Next Level that just made 3DS GOTY contender Luigi's Mansion?
Yeah but you're Canadian as well so we already know you won.Uuuh so its ok to makes jokes about someones racial background (or sexual preferencae) but not about their relationship mishaps? that would never stand in a court of law.
Being Polish is a race? :teehee
A race to the bottom, apparently. :(
Retro is basically a coding branch at this point akin to Monster games and Next Level games. The original creative directors have moved on, and maybe now people will realise that Retro's role is to do what they're overseers command with a lot of supervision.
The same Next Level that just made 3DS GOTY contender Luigi's Mansion?
:lol
It's funny cause it's serious.
Further, it's a crowded genre.
GTFO. Crowded my ass. This game is crowded like PC adventure games are crowded. I mean sure, TellTale is cranking them out regularly but it's still underserved.
Because first person shooters aren't crowded? ::) ::) ::)
Look on the bright side. Retro ISNT making Eternal Darkness or fucking STARTROPICS.
Andy, I don't think the majority of people (here and elsewhere) are upset about DKC2 existing, just that Retro is behind it. That's even more justified considering all the rumors and speculations... that were admittedly mostly made up.
Uuuh so its ok to makes jokes about someones racial background (or sexual preferencae) but not about their relationship mishaps? that would never stand in a court of law.
X: are you stupid or just n**** f**
T: uuh you cant get laid
Judge: Wow Y you're so going to jail
NEVER EVER
Even though I still think you should fight pole jokes with canuck jokes, a general "you can't get laid" joke is more appropriate than "digging stuff from the relationship thread to make you look like an idiot." Don't be so contemptuous, breh. That's the opposite of joking around.
Andy, I don't think the majority of people (here and elsewhere) are upset about DKC2 existing, just that Retro is behind it. That's even more justified considering all the rumors and speculations... that were admittedly mostly made up.
Andy, I don't think the majority of people (here and elsewhere) are upset about DKC2 existing, just that Retro is behind it. That's even more justified considering all the rumors and speculations... that were admittedly mostly made up.
Really? I thought we heard two years ago they were doing DKCR2?
its getting salty as dick in here
its getting salty as dick in here
my favorite kind of salty
Holy shit at all the people shitting on DKC2. GTFO you philistines. Game looks AWESOME. Probably the best and freshest feeling non-X game they showed.
It's just not what the console needs right now. It's not a system seller. Further, it's a crowded genre. We got New Super Mario last November, New Super Luigi is coming out soon, there's Rayman coming in September, and on the 3D platformer front, we've got 3D Mario in December, and an exclusive 3D Sonic platformer coming out as well. This game may well be really fun, but it's not going to put asses in the seats during a time when Nintendo desperately needs some reason for people to be excited about this machine. Donkey Kong Country is not the Retro game I wanted Nintendo to have as their flagship title to compete against new hardware launches.
The last donkey kong was retro's largest seller ever, and I'm not convinced that Nintendo has any ideas as groundbreaking as CoD4 was to rope in a new crowd of consumers. Realistically, if we were talking about retro being put to task of making the console relevant, it would be developing something like Wii Sports ala what Rare has been marginalized to these days.
I'm not necessarily speaking about the best move just in terms of Retro selling software in as much as I think they could have been put to quelling some of the hardware concerns. I think if anything was going to make this console not look outdated compared to the Xbox One and PS4 this holiday season, there was hope that it would be Retro's mystery project. Maybe it wouldn't have sold as well as Donkey Kong Country, but I honestly think the Retro could have done more good for the platform's image with something like a Metroid Prime 4. As is, all they can hang their hat on is "remember the nice things the guy from Criterion said about the system" and "hey, X will come out sometime next year."
I used wii fit enough to recognise her moveset and what yoga poses they correspond to. My new waifu.
I don't see why people are hating on the Wii Fit chick. These crossover games should have all kinds of crazy fucking characters in them.
I used wii fit enough to recognise her moveset and what yoga poses they correspond to. My new waifu.
You'll be the try-hard, inept Nintendo fan who she looks at like a big sister. I'll be the cool, effortless, high class Sony fan who could take or leave her, but takes her just cause you want her and forces her to wear video game themed clothing just to make you mad 8)
I really don't think Donkey Kong is going to do much of anything to move hardware. You mention that it sold more than Metroid, which is a fair point. But remember when New Super Mario Bros. sold five billion copies on the Wii and then its successor launched on the Wii U and the Wii U proceeded to sell like horse shit despite having a followup to a massively successful game from last generation? I don't see why Donkey Kong is going to be any different.There were also lots more wiis than game cubes, and I don't think people were willing to jump in on metroid at 3.
If the Wii U manages to have a big November, I only see that happening on the back of a big price cut or killer bundles. Not because consumers respond to another good 2D platformer releasing.
I really don't think Donkey Kong is going to do much of anything to move hardware. You mention that it sold more than Metroid, which is a fair point. But remember when New Super Mario Bros. sold five billion copies on the Wii and then its successor launched on the Wii U and the Wii U proceeded to sell like horse shit despite having a followup to a massively successful game from last generation? I don't see why Donkey Kong is going to be any different.
If the Wii U manages to have a big November, I only see that happening on the back of a big price cut or killer bundles. Not because consumers respond to another good 2D platformer releasing.
David Wise, composer of original Donkey Kong Country games, returning for Tropical Freeze. #e3 #megaton
Deus Ex: HR Director's Cut coming to PS3/360/PC.
She doesn't care about a shoulder stand; it's all about the banana stand.I used wii fit enough to recognise her moveset and what yoga poses they correspond to. My new waifu.
You'll be the try-hard, inept Nintendo fan who she looks at like a big sister. I'll be the cool, effortless, high class Sony fan who could take or leave her, but takes her just cause you want her and forces her to wear video game themed clothing just to make you mad 8)
She's too smart and alert to be manipulated by the likes of you, greaseball. How long can you even do a shoulder stand? Do you even [pose]?
Deus Ex: HR Director's Cut coming to PS3/360/PC.In retrospect, they only emphasized that the new content would only be in the Director's cut, not that they wouldn't port that everywhere :lol
Uuuh so its ok to makes jokes about someones racial background (or sexual preferencae) but not about their relationship mishaps? that would never stand in a court of law.
X: are you stupid or just n**** f**
T: uuh you cant get laid
Judge: Wow Y you're so going to jail
NEVER EVER
Even though I still think you should fight pole jokes with canuck jokes, a general "you can't get laid" joke is more appropriate than "digging stuff from the relationship thread to make you look like an idiot." Don't be so contemptuous, breh. That's the opposite of joking around.
Maybe I would be more cool about it if it wasn't the same "joke" every single time. Hur dur I get it.
90% of this board is contemptuous towards me all the time, don't matter usually cause I'm just dicking around
But if you call me an idiot or try some racial slur you could get called out on your own things, so unless you want that better stick to the topic at hand.
If you play it ad hominem, don't be shocked if you get it back.
She doesn't care about a shoulder stand; it's all about the banana stand.I used wii fit enough to recognise her moveset and what yoga poses they correspond to. My new waifu.
You'll be the try-hard, inept Nintendo fan who she looks at like a big sister. I'll be the cool, effortless, high class Sony fan who could take or leave her, but takes her just cause you want her and forces her to wear video game themed clothing just to make you mad 8)
She's too smart and alert to be manipulated by the likes of you, greaseball. How long can you even do a shoulder stand? Do you even [pose]?
Deus Ex: HR Director's Cut coming to PS3/360/PC.
I burned the banana stand down. What you say about that.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlTM7Mbk_SU
Feel somewhat better about the game.
But it is a b-tier nintendo game and we are getting it this holiday. An a-teir game announced now would be a 2015 game.
My predictions:
- New Mario game that will be based on 3D Land, not Galaxy.
DKCR2 is A-game you losers. :maf
DKCR2 is A-game you losers. :maf
Is your thing just randomly latching on to certain games and pretend to be the number one super fan of it for some reason?
DKCR2 is A-game you losers. :maf
Is your thing just randomly latching on to certain games and pretend to be the number one super fan of it for some reason?
My DKC2 nostalgia is probably blinding me but I really think it looks amazing. I'd say Wise is the icing on the cake but Wise is so awesome it'd be like a cake made of icing.
People can talk shit about all the other rehashy shit they showed today but the whinyness about Tropical Sundae is just too much. Game looks fantastic.
I'm not calling you out by suggesting that you're not actually excited about this game. What I'm calling out this is schtick you get into whenever you are excited about something -- particularly something that's not necessarily what everyone else is on the bandwagon far -- wherein all of a sudden one game is the greatest thing since sliced bread and (insert goofy hyperbole here) if you're not on board OMGTHISROXXORS guys!!! Fifteen emoticons!!!!
world > lost levels = 3 > 1 = 2
I never liked how short the levels in 3 are. I dunno, I've never gotten the big deal with 3. Always preferred 2. World makes 3 irrelevant in my eyes.
Was there a release date on...anything? Is anything coming this winter?
Was there a release date on...anything? Is anything coming this winter?
Maybe in four or five years the Wii U will actually be worth picking up for $150.
jarosh nailed it... lmfao:lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RFFMeVgxVM
Maybe in four or five years the Wii U will actually be worth picking up for $150.The way it's going it'll still only have one good game by that time too. Monster Hunter doing all the work while Nintendo releases shitty fucking Wii rehashes upscaled to 720p. Fuck this company and this piece of shit underpowered hardware.
Maybe in four or five years the Wii U will actually be worth picking up for $150.The way it's going it'll still only have one good game by that time too. Monster Hunter doing all the work while Nintendo releases shitty fucking Wii rehashes upscaled to 720p. Fuck this company and this piece of shit underpowered hardware.
:wtfMaybe in four or five years the Wii U will actually be worth picking up for $150.The way it's going it'll still only have one good game by that time too. Monster Hunter doing all the work while Nintendo releases shitty fucking Wii rehashes upscaled to 720p. Fuck this company and this piece of shit underpowered hardware.
:wtfMaybe in four or five years the Wii U will actually be worth picking up for $150.The way it's going it'll still only have one good game by that time too. Monster Hunter doing all the work while Nintendo releases shitty fucking Wii rehashes upscaled to 720p. Fuck this company and this piece of shit underpowered hardware.
But if you call me an idiot or try some racial slur you could get called out on your own things, so unless you want that better stick to the topic at hand.
Guys, it's either a new Donkey Kong or new Metroid Prime.
TAKE YOUR PICK
Do you mean to tell me that Metroid Prime wouldn't have been a more hyped game and the better alternative? Sand nucca please.
Guys, it's either a new Donkey Kong or new Metroid Prime.
TAKE YOUR PICK
Do you mean to tell me that Metroid Prime wouldn't have been a more hyped game and the better alternative? Sand nucca please.
I'm only in World 2 on 3DS but DKCR really isn't lighting my pussy on fire. I could just have major nostalgia for the original games.
Andy, let's be real:
New DK looks great and will be great, that much is basically guaranteed. But are you going to tell me that disappointment isn't warranted considering Retro are capable of so much more? Or that DK couldn't have had another great game if they got Next Level or some other good developer to try their hand at it?
Guys, it's either a new Donkey Kong or new Metroid Prime.
TAKE YOUR PICK
Do you mean to tell me that Metroid Prime wouldn't have been a more hyped game and the better alternative? Sand nucca please.
You wanna know why we're getting a new DKCR and not a new Metroid Prime? You really wanna know?
Because DKCR sold far more than the best selling Metroid Prime. And probably cost a lot less.
Andy, let's be real:
New DK looks great and will be great, that much is basically guaranteed. But are you going to tell me that disappointment isn't warranted considering Retro are capable of so much more? Or that DK couldn't have had another great game if they got Next Level or some other good developer to try their hand at it?
DKC Tasty Breeze is just the calibre I expect of Retro. Platformers are not an inherently "lesser" genre which is what's been implied by the whiners. For me, platformers are first class.
We got three frigging Metroid games out of Retro, two of which most people think are meh, and people are whining after a DKC trailer that goddamn good? Those people can go to hell for having no taste and for devaluing 2D platformers in the 2000's first place.
Andy, let's be real:
New DK looks great and will be great, that much is basically guaranteed. But are you going to tell me that disappointment isn't warranted considering Retro are capable of so much more? Or that DK couldn't have had another great game if they got Next Level or some other good developer to try their hand at it?
DKC Tasty Breeze is just the calibre I expect of Retro. Platformers are not an inherently "lesser" genre which is what's been implied by the whiners. For me, platformers are first class.
We got three frigging Metroid games out of Retro, two of which most people think are meh, and people are whining after a DKC trailer that goddamn good? Those people can go to hell for having no taste and for devaluing 2D platformers in the 2000's first place.
Peoploe aren't saying platformers are lesser, they are saying that Nintendo needs a flagship game that they don't have 10 of already
Andy, let's be real:
New DK looks great and will be great, that much is basically guaranteed. But are you going to tell me that disappointment isn't warranted considering Retro are capable of so much more? Or that DK couldn't have had another great game if they got Next Level or some other good developer to try their hand at it?
DKC Tasty Breeze is just the calibre I expect of Retro. Platformers are not an inherently "lesser" genre which is what's been implied by the whiners. For me, platformers are first class.
We got three frigging Metroid games out of Retro, two of which most people think are meh, and people are whining after a DKC trailer that goddamn good? Those people can go to hell for having no taste and for devaluing 2D platformers in the 2000's first place.
Peoploe aren't saying platformers are lesser, they are saying that Nintendo needs a flagship game that they don't have 10 of already
No, they're saying it's disappointing that it's not up to "Retro's pedigree." That trailer looked up there with the best in the genre.
People whining it won't push the sales needle should be in a different thread.
It continues to boggle my mind how Nintendo keeps Metroid around
They're both shiite. :PGuys, it's either a new Donkey Kong or new Metroid Prime.
TAKE YOUR PICK
Do you mean to tell me that Metroid Prime wouldn't have been a more hyped game and the better alternative? Sand nucca please.
DKCR >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Prime 3
I guess we'll just have to wait and see. I'm hoping for a 3DS game.It continues to boggle my mind how Nintendo keeps Metroid around
Are they? It's been deadified since Other M.
I'm only in World 2 on 3DS but DKCR really isn't lighting my pussy on fire. I could just have major nostalgia for the original games.
Is there any difference between this and the Wii game? I still haven't played either.
Didn't most of the staff involved with Metroid Prime depart Retro anyways?
It continues to boggle my mind how Nintendo keeps Metroid around when it's historically sold rather poorly compared to other Nintendo franchises, but then again Pikmin 3 is coming out this year.
Why do I feel everyone down on Super Mario 3d World haven't played Super Mario 3d Land? And why should anyone take their opinions seriously on 3d World if they haven't?
that looks like a wii game
Why do I feel everyone down on Super Mario 3d World haven't played Super Mario 3d Land? And why should anyone take their opinions seriously on 3d World if they haven't?
I liked 3D Land, but it's probably best not to presume that it's universally loved, as it clearly isn't. And even among those that do enjoy it, it's probably not best to assume that everyone is on board with that as the vision for console Mario platformers.
Why do I feel everyone down on Super Mario 3d World haven't played Super Mario 3d Land? And why should anyone take their opinions seriously on 3d World if they haven't?
that looks like a wii game
I'm sorry but I didn't know that wii games ran in 1,080P. Look at the bump mapping on Browser and look at the roundness of Mario's cap (clearly using tessellation). Wii game? Stop trolling.
Some new shots of Super Mario World 3D:
[img]http://www.abload.de/img/dolphin2012-09-2610-5mns4p.png[img]
[img]http://www.abload.de/img/dolphin2012-12-2101-3jycnm.png[img]
[img]http://www.abload.de/img/dolphin2012-12-2017-20wilq.png[img]
Looks more like a N64 game actually
The world is so sparse
Some new shots of Super Mario World 3D:
[img]http://www.abload.de/img/dolphin2012-09-2610-5mns4p.png[img]
[img]http://www.abload.de/img/dolphin2012-12-2101-3jycnm.png[img]
[img]http://www.abload.de/img/dolphin2012-12-2017-20wilq.png[img]
Yes, that is veddy veddy nice.Looks more like a N64 game actually
The world is so sparse
But this is also disconcerting. Funny that the penguins are back, I guess.
that looks like a wii game
I'm sorry but I didn't know that wii games ran in 1,080P. Look at the bump mapping on Browser and look at the roundness of Mario's cap (clearly using tessellation). Wii game? Stop trolling.
that looks like a wii game
I'm sorry but I didn't know that wii games ran in 1,080P. Look at the bump mapping on Browser and look at the roundness of Mario's cap (clearly using tessellation). Wii game? Stop trolling.
They could be running on Dolphin.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=63177486&postcount=261
:rejoice
Persecuted, conspiracy-theorizing, butthurt Nintards owned errwhere. Goddamn, I wanna jump on his Canadian lumberjack's dick so hard right now.
the only reason why people aren't ignoring it is because xenoblade turned out so well. it's easy to remember that, and also easy to forget xenosaga/gears.
People are so weird. Obviously the only point where anyone should be excited about a game is after they've already finished it and then can accurately judge whether it's worth being excited about or not.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=63177486&postcount=261
:rejoice
Persecuted, conspiracy-theorizing, butthurt Nintards owned errwhere. Goddamn, I wanna jump on his Canadian lumberjack's dick so hard right now.
of course, don't have a conversation with stump about apple, or the whole illusion falls apart.
of course, don't have a conversation with stump about apple, or the whole illusion falls apart.
Stump is an Apple fan?
It's weird how I don't pick up on this stuff if I like the poster. Like I never knew Y2Kev was apparently a Sony fanboy until I came here.
You guys will love this:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=588266
preview: "pixar"
Wow, this is some pretty crazy stuff. Microsoft is certainly in damage control mode with Xbox One right now. They're trying to sway people back in their direction. Apparently, one of the ways they're trying to do so is by hitting up Nintendo's Best Buy E3 Experience Event.
Believe it or not, multiple reports are coming in stating that Microsoft employees are hitting up the line and asking people why they would bother with Wii U when Xbox One is right around the corner. As you can see in the image above, there is indeed someone wearing a Microsoft shirt approaching people in line. This is just a bit too much for me!
http://www.gonintendo.com/?mode=viewstory&id=205110:dead
(http://www.gonintendo.com/content/uploads/_thumbs/Images/2013_6/O7PctG2.jpg)QuoteWow, this is some pretty crazy stuff. Microsoft is certainly in damage control mode with Xbox One right now. They're trying to sway people back in their direction. Apparently, one of the ways they're trying to do so is by hitting up Nintendo's Best Buy E3 Experience Event.
Believe it or not, multiple reports are coming in stating that Microsoft employees are hitting up the line and asking people why they would bother with Wii U when Xbox One is right around the corner. As you can see in the image above, there is indeed someone wearing a Microsoft shirt approaching people in line. This is just a bit too much for me!
:rofl