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Post by: Borys on July 12, 2013, 03:35:27 PM
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Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: hampster on July 12, 2013, 03:44:54 PM
One google result for "royal baby" tells me Prince William's wife Kate is giving birth... and another result tells me Prince Willam's wife Catherine is giving birth

 :mindblown
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Positive Touch on July 12, 2013, 03:53:30 PM
I took up praying so I could beg God to blow up this entire shitty family and end my suffering
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: brawndolicious on July 12, 2013, 04:01:46 PM
Aren't you Dutch though? You're just jealous that there's is more popular.

Edit: NVM, I was thinking of PL. I just woke up.
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on July 12, 2013, 04:08:18 PM
Quote from: Borys on July 12, 2013, 03:46:29 PM
http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/iv-drip/kate-middleton-what-will-the-baby-look-like-8376259.html

(http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article8376257.ece/ALTERNATES/w620/baby.jpeg)

(http://images.wikia.com/arresteddevelopment/images/8/88/2x11_Out_on_a_Limb_(06).png)
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Polari on July 12, 2013, 04:48:32 PM
I hope it's stillborn.
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 12, 2013, 04:51:31 PM
 :what the fuck is wrong with you guys
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Positive Touch on July 12, 2013, 04:55:50 PM
i hate the royal family because 1)they are boring and not relevant to my life but i still see them on the tv all the time here in MISSOURI, and 2) because they are the british royal family aka a legacy of assholes who did terrible things like make shitty food and have stupid slang and yet we have to see them smiling and being fucking morons with ugly faces every day so that we leave the house feeling shitty because we know these fuckos are set for life for no reason but here we are working our asses off with nothing to show for it
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 12, 2013, 05:10:53 PM
Thank god I live in a modern country with a constitution, and no class system. And decent teeth.
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on July 12, 2013, 05:12:02 PM
The UK is a fucking shithole.  Remind me why I should give a fuck about the royal baby or anything Britain related?
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Positive Touch on July 12, 2013, 05:22:43 PM
I WANT DCHARLIE IN HERE DEFENDING HIS HOMELAND
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: MCD on July 12, 2013, 05:26:13 PM
Quote from: The Experiment on July 12, 2013, 05:12:02 PM
The UK is a fucking shithole.  Remind me why I should give a fuck about the royal baby or anything Britain related?
Godly Tea.
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Himu on July 12, 2013, 05:28:27 PM
Quote from: The Experiment on July 12, 2013, 05:12:02 PM
The UK is a fucking shithole.  Remind me why I should give a fuck about the royal baby or anything Britain related?

They have amazing television. :yeshrug
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 12, 2013, 05:38:11 PM
Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on July 12, 2013, 05:28:27 PM
Quote from: The Experiment on July 12, 2013, 05:12:02 PM
The UK is a fucking shithole.  Remind me why I should give a fuck about the royal baby or anything Britain related?

They have amazing television. :yeshrug

6 episode seasons :yuck
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 12, 2013, 05:44:57 PM
On the upside, we'll soon get a new video from Ashens where he reviews royal baby tat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4rqVauL2eI
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 12, 2013, 05:48:57 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqO0-fwTsEc
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Shadow Mod on July 12, 2013, 06:01:30 PM
Quote from: hampster on July 12, 2013, 03:44:54 PM
One google result for "royal baby" tells me Prince William's wife Kate is giving birth... and another result tells me Prince Willam's wife Catherine is giving birth

 :mindblown

Kate is a nickname, she's Catherine Elizabeth "Kate" Middleton.
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Himu on July 12, 2013, 06:12:24 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on July 12, 2013, 05:38:11 PM
Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on July 12, 2013, 05:28:27 PM
Quote from: The Experiment on July 12, 2013, 05:12:02 PM
The UK is a fucking shithole.  Remind me why I should give a fuck about the royal baby or anything Britain related?

They have amazing television. :yeshrug

6 episode seasons :yuck

Quality > Quantity

:yeshrug
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 12, 2013, 06:14:38 PM
Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on July 12, 2013, 06:12:24 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on July 12, 2013, 05:38:11 PM
Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on July 12, 2013, 05:28:27 PM
Quote from: The Experiment on July 12, 2013, 05:12:02 PM
The UK is a fucking shithole.  Remind me why I should give a fuck about the royal baby or anything Britain related?

They have amazing television. :yeshrug

6 episode seasons :yuck

Quality > Quantity

:yeshrug

Pretty much.  Plus, I like fewer episodes per season anyway, lends itself to more concise stories being told. :smug
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Shadow Mod on July 12, 2013, 06:24:54 PM
Less bullshit cliffhangers too. Seasons are contained within themselves.
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 12, 2013, 06:40:43 PM
I guess it's alright because I can watch all the good British shows in 2 hours and go back to not caring about Britain for the next 5 years.
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Himu on July 12, 2013, 06:54:18 PM
Great thing about Brit shows is that they never overstay their welcome. The Office UK is two seasons. It remains a classic. The Office US lasted, what, 8 seasons? 9? It was a great show that turned to shit.

British tv format eviscerates American. If How I Met Your Mother were a Brit tv show, it'd be two-three 10 episode seasons and you'd have met the mother by the end of season 2. Instead, in the American version we have a 9 season tv show, and we just finally met the mother in season 8. That is bullshit.
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: hampster on July 12, 2013, 07:41:36 PM
Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on July 12, 2013, 06:12:24 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on July 12, 2013, 05:38:11 PM
Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on July 12, 2013, 05:28:27 PM
Quote from: The Experiment on July 12, 2013, 05:12:02 PM
The UK is a fucking shithole.  Remind me why I should give a fuck about the royal baby or anything Britain related?

They have amazing television. :yeshrug

6 episode seasons :yuck

Quality > Quantity

:yeshrug

If only there was a country splitting the difference between 6 and 24 episode seasons at 12 episodes :uguu
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Himu on July 12, 2013, 07:42:41 PM
To be fair, most Briton tv isn't 6 episodes. What Joe said was an exaggeration.
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Yeti on July 12, 2013, 08:15:50 PM
Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on July 12, 2013, 06:24:54 PM
Less bullshit cliffhangers too. Seasons are contained within themselves.

Downton Abbey? Sherlock? The only other British tv worth watching is comedies which don't really lend themselves to cliffhangers
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Himu on July 12, 2013, 08:21:32 PM
Quote from: Yeti on July 12, 2013, 08:15:50 PM
Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on July 12, 2013, 06:24:54 PM
Less bullshit cliffhangers too. Seasons are contained within themselves.

Downton Abbey? Sherlock? The only other British tv worth watching is comedies which don't really lend themselves to cliffhangers

Downton Abbey tends to not have cliffhangers.
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Yeti on July 12, 2013, 08:24:13 PM
I haven't seen series 3, but series 1 and 2 most definitely ended on cliffhangers.
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Polari on July 12, 2013, 08:28:07 PM
Quote from: Yeti on July 12, 2013, 08:24:13 PM
I haven't seen series 3, but series 1 and 2 most definitely ended on cliffhangers.

Season three ends on a major, major cliffhanger IIRC.
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Himu on July 12, 2013, 08:31:40 PM
Quote from: Yeti on July 12, 2013, 08:24:13 PM
I haven't seen series 3, but series 1 and 2 most definitely ended on cliffhangers.

???

series 1 ends with WW1 starting. So what? We know what's going to happen after that.

Series 2 ends with the Christmas special, which is far from a cliffhanger.
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Yeti on July 12, 2013, 08:39:03 PM
Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on July 12, 2013, 08:31:40 PM
Quote from: Yeti on July 12, 2013, 08:24:13 PM
I haven't seen series 3, but series 1 and 2 most definitely ended on cliffhangers.

???

series 1 ends with WW1 starting. So what? We know what's going to happen after that.

We know historically what happens with the actual war, but we don't know what happens with the Bates family and the servants during WW1. Series 2 ended with Mr. Bates being arrested. If you want to count the Christmas special it ends with Mr. Bates getting a life imprisonment sentencing and Lady Mary accepting a proposal to Matthew.
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Himu on July 12, 2013, 08:42:26 PM
:obama

Technically true, but I don't think they're that bad of cliffhangers. Season 3 however...:maf
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Shadow Mod on July 12, 2013, 08:45:23 PM
I'm used to american drama cliffhangers where everyone's storyline is unsettled and the next season there's more questions than answers, again.
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Barry Egan on July 12, 2013, 08:45:50 PM
reading that made me so mad at Bates and all his bullshit all over again.
Title: the royal baby
Post by: Verdigris Murder on July 12, 2013, 08:46:03 PM
Downtown Abbey: contributing like a cultural Hitler to the hungry Jews (USA).

Top Gear is brain aids of the penetrative anal prison kind, and you're in prison so tough shit.
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Himu on July 12, 2013, 08:46:10 PM
Bates sucks. I hope he dies in season 4.

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on July 12, 2013, 08:45:23 PM
I'm used to american drama cliffhangers where everyone's storyline is unsettled and the next season there's more questions than answers, again.

Yeah brit shows are good about answering questions.
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Rufus on July 12, 2013, 08:54:06 PM
Quote from: Verdigris Murder on July 12, 2013, 08:46:03 PM
Top Gear is brain aids of the penetrative anal prison kind, and you're in prison so tough shit.
I can't hate Jeremy Clarkson for some reason. Maybe it's his age, but he seems so completely harmless. Yeah alright, you said another thing that passes for 'opinionated', now say something mildly entertaining about this ridiculous car. It is such a dumb show, but I keep watching.
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Yeti on July 12, 2013, 08:57:54 PM
This thread is just making me want to watch Downton Abbey. Last time I marathoned the first two series in one sitting and had to call in sick to work from sleep deprivation.  :-\
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 12, 2013, 08:58:51 PM
Can't wait for it to return in a few months :bow
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Shadow Mod on July 12, 2013, 08:59:02 PM
Quote from: Yeti on July 12, 2013, 08:57:54 PM
This thread is just making me want to watch Downton Abbey. Last time I marathoned the first two series in one sitting and had to call in sick to work from sleep deprivation.  :-\

Better than watching Royal Fam shenanigans.
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Yeti on July 12, 2013, 09:00:44 PM
Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on July 12, 2013, 08:59:02 PM
Quote from: Yeti on July 12, 2013, 08:57:54 PM
This thread is just making me want to watch Downton Abbey. Last time I marathoned the first two series in one sitting and had to call in sick to work from sleep deprivation.  :-\

Better than watching Royal Fam shenanigans.

Maybe if they had longer seasons of television they would have something to occupy their time other than the royal family.  :lol
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Shadow Mod on July 12, 2013, 09:01:37 PM
Quote from: Yeti on July 12, 2013, 09:00:44 PM
Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on July 12, 2013, 08:59:02 PM
Quote from: Yeti on July 12, 2013, 08:57:54 PM
This thread is just making me want to watch Downton Abbey. Last time I marathoned the first two series in one sitting and had to call in sick to work from sleep deprivation.  :-\

Better than watching Royal Fam shenanigans.

Maybe if they had longer seasons of television they would have something to occupy their time other than the royal family.  :lol

lol but there is a lot of coverage here too =/.
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Mandark on July 12, 2013, 09:03:11 PM
What media are you guys consuming that you're getting bombarded with royal baby coverage?  I know less about this fetus than the Kanye-Kim baby, and I still don't know the gender on that one.

Anyway, celebrity fluff seems pretty useful.  People who care get something to talk about, and people who don't care get to make a big show of not caring.  Win-win!
Title: the royal baby
Post by: Verdigris Murder on July 12, 2013, 09:03:26 PM
White people coining 'hate on'. It's fucking embarassing. And just smacks of unoriginal guilt-complexing bullshit, and fact bomb: it just makes you sound stupid to read.

Eric P actually endorsed this post.
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Mandark on July 12, 2013, 09:04:57 PM
Quote from: Verdigris Murder on July 12, 2013, 09:03:26 PM
it just makes you sound stupid to read.

I don't know from grammar, but there has to be a better way to put that.
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Eel O'Brian on July 12, 2013, 09:08:12 PM
how about just watching something else
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 12, 2013, 09:12:57 PM
http://www.theonion.com/articles/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock,10861/
Title: the royal baby
Post by: Verdigris Murder on July 12, 2013, 09:13:07 PM
Quote from: Mandark on July 12, 2013, 09:04:57 PM
Quote from: Verdigris Murder on July 12, 2013, 09:03:26 PM
it just makes you sound stupid to read.

I don't know from grammar, but there has to be a better way to put that.
I know! But luckily I wasn't looking to flick through a thesaurus of flowery wank to make a simple point.
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Shadow Mod on July 12, 2013, 09:13:55 PM
Quote from: Mandark on July 12, 2013, 09:03:11 PM
What media are you guys consuming that you're getting bombarded with royal baby coverage?  I know less about this fetus than the Kanye-Kim baby, and I still don't know the gender on that one.

Anyway, celebrity fluff seems pretty useful.  People who care get something to talk about, and people who don't care get to make a big show of not caring.  Win-win!

Celeb stuff makes headline news, especially royalty shit.
Title: the royal baby
Post by: Verdigris Murder on July 12, 2013, 09:13:56 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 12, 2013, 09:12:57 PM
http://www.theonion.com/articles/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock,10861/
Old shit. You're a smart guy, up your game.
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 12, 2013, 09:18:25 PM
I only hear about it from the covers of tabloids.
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Mandark on July 12, 2013, 09:23:53 PM
Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on July 12, 2013, 09:13:55 PM
Celeb stuff makes headline news, especially royalty shit.

Headlines where, though?  It hasn't really gotten much coverage in the major daily newspaper here and certainly hasn't butted in on the sites/aggregators/blogs where I get my news.  I see it get mentioned in the checkout-line mags, but that's just competing with Kardashians and Teen Moms for space.

This is a real question, btw.  Are there people wading through heavy coverage of the baby who don't care about it?  And what is it you're watching/reading/listening to where this is happening?

Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Shadow Mod on July 12, 2013, 09:27:05 PM
Quote from: Mandark on July 12, 2013, 09:23:53 PM
Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on July 12, 2013, 09:13:55 PM
Celeb stuff makes headline news, especially royalty shit.

Headlines where, though?  It hasn't really gotten much coverage in the major daily newspaper here and certainly hasn't butted in on the sites/aggregators/blogs where I get my news.  I see it get mentioned in the checkout-line mags, but that's just competing with Kardashians and Teen Moms for space.

This is a real question, btw.  Are there people wading through heavy coverage of the baby who don't care about it?  And what is it you're watching/reading/listening to where this is happening?

I was thinking of the royal wedding last time I was trying to just watch local headline news on the TV. But seriously this stuff makes local news shows and the headline news channels. I specifically don't watch them anymore for this reason. Ends up being about some celeb doing dumb shit when I want to glean what's going on in my town or across the nation.
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Positive Touch on July 12, 2013, 10:12:47 PM
it's been all over the local news for some reason. I have never met someone who actually gave a shit about the royal family.
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Yeti on July 12, 2013, 10:25:22 PM
Quote from: Mandark on July 12, 2013, 09:23:53 PM
Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on July 12, 2013, 09:13:55 PM
Celeb stuff makes headline news, especially royalty shit.

Headlines where, though?  It hasn't really gotten much coverage in the major daily newspaper here and certainly hasn't butted in on the sites/aggregators/blogs where I get my news.  I see it get mentioned in the checkout-line mags, but that's just competing with Kardashians and Teen Moms for space.

This is a real question, btw.  Are there people wading through heavy coverage of the baby who don't care about it?  And what is it you're watching/reading/listening to where this is happening?

Pretty much every news site is posting several articles on it, some even have their own portals dedicated to it:

http://www.cnn.com/SPECIALS/world/royal-baby (CNN)
http://www.today.com/news/tag/royals (NBC)
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/Royal_Baby/ (ABC)
http://www.cbsnews.com/2718-207_162-2052/a-royal-baby/ (CBS)
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Mandark on July 12, 2013, 10:57:12 PM
Yeah, but people are complaining that it's messing with their normal news consumption, and of those sites, the only one where the baby's featured as a headline is today.com

And if you're getting your news from the Today Show's website, I don't think you can act too shocked about it.
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Eli Gulgin on July 13, 2013, 03:53:46 AM
What the fuck is the little maggot born yet or what? I have no idea about this stuff. The only thing I've seen about the royal pregnancy in months was just something about Catherine's maternity wear which was nice, she's a cute and classy mommy-to-be. Other than that, I'm totally out of the loop.
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: brawndolicious on July 13, 2013, 04:14:06 AM
I honestly didn't know she was pregnant until this thread.

Which says something as the point of the royal family is to act as a tourist trap. It's like Britain's ego and spectacle is the most interesting thing about it these days. Probably why we love Jeremy Clarkson and Downton Abbey.
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Tasty on July 13, 2013, 08:22:33 AM
Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on July 12, 2013, 06:54:18 PM
Great thing about Brit shows is that they never overstay their welcome. The Office UK is two seasons. It remains a classic. The Office US lasted, what, 8 seasons? 9? It was a great show that turned to shit.

British tv format eviscerates American. If How I Met Your Mother were a Brit tv show, it'd be two-three 10 episode seasons and you'd have met the mother by the end of season 2. Instead, in the American version we have a 9 season tv show, and we just finally met the mother in season 8. That is bullshit.

Watching a sitcom for the story. :what
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 13, 2013, 08:31:34 AM
Much like games, I'm guessing you've only been exposed to one shitty, small slice of sitcoms and have extrapolated what that's taught you to everything you haven't experienced.  If only there were more hours in the day to beat you about the head and neck with your own ignorance.  Alas, the world is poorly made.
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: headwalk on July 13, 2013, 09:00:00 AM
i could walk to the palace in an hour and i had no idea any of this was happening.

why are you still watching network TV anyway, is missouri still on dial up?
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: brob on July 13, 2013, 09:06:18 AM
I didn't know about this until this thread. all my news are saturated with tour de france and local ''flavor pieces'' written by summer interns.
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Diunx on July 13, 2013, 09:47:35 AM
Hopefully the baby will take more from the mother's side, the Royal family is not very pleasant to the eye to say the least.

Also there is power in king's blood so this baby will come in handy when shit hit the fan in england in the coming years and they go back to their old pagan rituals.
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: DCharlieJP on July 13, 2013, 09:52:05 AM
Quote
it'd be two-three 10 episode seasons

all the great British comedy stuff tends to be 6 episodes - Blackadder, the day today, brasseye, etc.

Royal baby : don't care
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Positive Touch on July 13, 2013, 10:01:55 AM
Quote from: headwalk on July 13, 2013, 09:00:00 AM
i could walk to the palace in an hour and i had no idea any of this was happening.

why are you still watching network TV anyway, is missouri still on dial up?

no cable round here; people just jack each other off while talking about cardinals games
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Himu on July 13, 2013, 02:30:20 PM
Quote from: Andrex on July 13, 2013, 08:22:33 AM
Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on July 12, 2013, 06:54:18 PM
Great thing about Brit shows is that they never overstay their welcome. The Office UK is two seasons. It remains a classic. The Office US lasted, what, 8 seasons? 9? It was a great show that turned to shit.

British tv format eviscerates American. If How I Met Your Mother were a Brit tv show, it'd be two-three 10 episode seasons and you'd have met the mother by the end of season 2. Instead, in the American version we have a 9 season tv show, and we just finally met the mother in season 8. That is bullshit.

Watching a sitcom for the story. :what

:what

Are you STUPID?
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 13, 2013, 02:53:23 PM
:rofl
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Tasty on July 13, 2013, 04:29:10 PM
Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on July 13, 2013, 08:31:34 AM
Much like games, I'm guessing you've only been exposed to one shitty, small slice of sitcoms and have extrapolated what that's taught you to everything you haven't experienced.  If only there were more hours in the day to beat you about the head and neck with your own ignorance.  Alas, the world is poorly made.

I've watched many sitcoms, both American and British. I wouldn't say I ever watched any of them for the story.
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Trent Dole on July 13, 2013, 09:41:12 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_RaPOOVX1Y
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 14, 2013, 07:21:18 PM
Best thing about the UK is Scotland seperating, then its Wales turn...

Soon all left of Great Britain and the UK will be England :)
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Rufus on July 14, 2013, 08:00:21 PM
And Northern Ireland.

What are the chances of Scotland actually becoming independant?
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: pickle on July 15, 2013, 02:34:04 AM
I hope New Zealand becomes a republic long before this silver-spoon little shit gets the opportunity to be our king.
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Polari on July 15, 2013, 09:31:43 AM
Quote from: pickle on July 15, 2013, 02:34:04 AM
I hope New Zealand becomes a republic long before this silver-spoon little shit gets the opportunity to be our king.

Where are you from pickle? There's about four of us from Wellington on here.
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: hampster on July 22, 2013, 12:14:03 PM
All the stupid sarcastic look how much I don't care about the royal baby I'm so cool tweets are really annoying to those of us who actually don't care. Shit is all over my twitter feed today. I guess its coming soonish?

If I wasn't lazy I would filter out the word baby, but I am lazy :'(
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Momo on July 22, 2013, 12:19:36 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/lsvgcNJ.gif)
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Tucah on July 22, 2013, 03:52:31 PM
it's a boy, all hail the future king
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 22, 2013, 04:35:31 PM
Please name him Joffrey.
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 22, 2013, 07:17:05 PM
"In other news, in Britain today a family that lives off of government welfare had ANOTHER baby."
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: ZephyrFate on July 22, 2013, 07:24:18 PM
I hope the poors revolt and overthrow this stupid shit royalty and eat the newborn child

 :nsfw
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 22, 2013, 07:32:52 PM
Quote from: ZephyrFate on July 22, 2013, 07:24:18 PM
I hope the poors revolt and overthrow this stupid shit royalty and eat the newborn child

 :nsfw

That seems harsh. I only hope that the adults are killed, and the baby will be given to a family that will truly love it.
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Rufus on July 22, 2013, 08:26:04 PM
spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://i.imgur.com/GLm8Ace.png)
[close]

 :derp :dizzy :duh :what
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 22, 2013, 08:28:02 PM
:beli
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 22, 2013, 08:38:59 PM
 :himu
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Atramental on July 22, 2013, 08:46:20 PM
It is pretty insensitive and ignorant of the media and the general populace to state that the baby is a boy before it's had a chance to establish its own gender identity. Check your privilege, cis scum. (http://i.imgur.com/OnLM27V.png)
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 22, 2013, 08:58:35 PM
THANKS A LOT, HIMURO
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 22, 2013, 09:24:36 PM
Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on July 22, 2013, 08:58:35 PM
THANKS A LOT, HIMURO

The part where the baby's genitals are announced to the world is, btw, the source of literally all of my pain as a trans woman.
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: pilonv1 on July 23, 2013, 12:27:44 AM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on July 12, 2013, 05:38:11 PM
Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on July 12, 2013, 05:28:27 PM
Quote from: The Experiment on July 12, 2013, 05:12:02 PM
The UK is a fucking shithole.  Remind me why I should give a fuck about the royal baby or anything Britain related?

They have amazing television. :yeshrug

6 episode seasons :yuck

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MigZFRWYHg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2x_DI7tzNQ

 :rejoice
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Brehvolution on July 23, 2013, 09:19:21 AM
Quote from: Rufus on July 22, 2013, 08:26:04 PM
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 :derp :dizzy :duh :what

:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Diunx on July 23, 2013, 03:22:25 PM
Any pics yet?
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: MCD on July 23, 2013, 07:24:15 PM
Quote from: Rufus on July 22, 2013, 08:26:04 PM
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 :derp :dizzy :duh :what
Is this real life
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: pilonv1 on July 23, 2013, 09:31:03 PM
:lol I follow @williambr0wn :gloomy
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: jiji on July 24, 2013, 11:01:38 AM
I need to refine my news aggregation in a way that excludes any references to royals, pop stars, and superhero movies.

So long, GAFOT.
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Rufus on July 24, 2013, 11:56:53 AM
Whattayaknow, a human infant.
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: hampster on July 24, 2013, 12:01:32 PM
Quote from: Rufus on July 24, 2013, 11:56:53 AM
Whattayaknow, a human infant.

Can we let them pick their own kin? Thanks
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Rufus on July 24, 2013, 12:32:57 PM
If we go by his father's coat of arms, he could end up a lion or a unicorn.
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 24, 2013, 12:40:44 PM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1073318_10152325671053029_1234753865_o.jpg)
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Boogie on July 28, 2013, 11:07:05 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/wK8MYED.jpg)



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l59cg62wqpY
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 28, 2013, 12:58:17 PM
Did you even bother to ask the earth what it's sexual orientation was before just slapping a label on it?  :wag
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: Diunx on July 28, 2013, 12:59:08 PM
Quote from: Borys on July 24, 2013, 11:08:40 AM
Quote from: Diunx on July 23, 2013, 03:22:25 PM
Any pics yet?

(http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/68912000/jpg/_68912642_18uipw1m.jpg)

Has more hair than his dad.
Title: Re: the royal baby
Post by: pilonv1 on July 28, 2013, 11:59:55 PM
Quote from: Diunx on July 28, 2013, 12:59:08 PM
Quote from: Borys on July 24, 2013, 11:08:40 AM
Quote from: Diunx on July 23, 2013, 03:22:25 PM
Any pics yet?

(http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/68912000/jpg/_68912642_18uipw1m.jpg)

Has more hair than his dad.

His dad even made that joke