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Title: So what in the flying fuck is processed cheese made of?
Post by: Momo on August 05, 2013, 01:14:50 AM
Long story short, bought some Gouda and Cheddar yesterday and they were giving away free (what i thought was) sliced cheese 10 packs with each purchase. Cool. I buy my shit, get home and park it. This morning I feel like some toast and remember I have this pre-sliced stuff. I pop it on and immediately I regret it, spat out this crap and washed my mouth with salt water.


wtf is this shit, I'm not good with computar, how can people eat this fucking plastic slice bullshit?  :maf
Title: Re: So what in the flying fuck is processed cheese made of?
Post by: Rusty Shackleford on August 05, 2013, 01:25:07 AM
I think it's the same stuff fix-a-flat is made from.
Title: Re: So what in the flying fuck is processed cheese made of?
Post by: Himu on August 05, 2013, 01:26:18 AM
Cum hopefully. :drool
Title: Re: So what in the flying fuck is processed cheese made of?
Post by: Momo on August 05, 2013, 01:40:39 AM
Shit is awesome on burgers
Real cheese is infinitely superior.

I think it's the same stuff fix-a-flat is made from.
I googled and just read this shit doesnt even melt properly  :dayum
Title: Re: So what in the flying fuck is processed cheese made of?
Post by: Rusty Shackleford on August 05, 2013, 01:48:45 AM
I rest my case.
Title: Re: So what in the flying fuck is processed cheese made of?
Post by: brawndolicious on August 05, 2013, 02:06:26 AM
It's an acquired taste you proletariat asshole. Today I was watching the little brother while visiting and he (at all 6 years of age) would keep going to the refrigerator to get cheese slices when he was hungry.

Now I could have microwaved an eggo or something but I wanted to teach him to be independent.
Title: Re: So what in the flying fuck is processed cheese made of?
Post by: Momo on August 05, 2013, 02:17:11 AM
You know, you can get real sliced cheese? As in the non processed shit? That's what I usually get when I'm lazy, I just didnt read wtf this shit was until it was too late.
Title: Re: So what in the flying fuck is processed cheese made of?
Post by: Eel O'Brian on August 05, 2013, 04:52:37 PM
afterbirth
Title: Re: So what in the flying fuck is processed cheese made of?
Post by: Steve Contra on August 05, 2013, 04:55:22 PM
It's made of cheese.  And other stuff.
Title: Re: So what in the flying fuck is processed cheese made of?
Post by: drew on August 05, 2013, 06:11:26 PM
aluminum
Title: Re: So what in the flying fuck is processed cheese made of?
Post by: Dickie Dee on August 05, 2013, 06:29:15 PM
It probably wouldn't be so popular if the #1 go-to real cheese wasn't cheddar, which melts like shit
Title: Re: So what in the flying fuck is processed cheese made of?
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 05, 2013, 07:29:33 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/zQJdUP2.jpg)

 :mouf
Title: Re: So what in the flying fuck is processed cheese made of?
Post by: Positive Touch on August 05, 2013, 09:52:38 PM
^YES YES YESSSSS


shame its like $4 tho
Title: Re: So what in the flying fuck is processed cheese made of?
Post by: Atramental on August 06, 2013, 01:26:10 AM
Liquid cancer.  :drool
Title: Re: So what in the flying fuck is processed cheese made of?
Post by: chronovore on August 06, 2013, 09:00:30 AM
It's made from oil, isn't it?
Title: Re: So what in the flying fuck is processed cheese made of?
Post by: Momo on August 06, 2013, 12:57:53 PM
It's made from oil, isn't it?
:holeup
Title: Re: So what in the flying fuck is processed cheese made of?
Post by: chronovore on August 06, 2013, 10:03:41 PM
Okay, not oil, but "emulsifiers (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emulsifier#Emulsifiers)."

Sounds icky.
Title: Re: So what in the flying fuck is processed cheese made of?
Post by: CrystalGemini on August 07, 2013, 02:21:05 AM
It tastes nasty but I used to eat cheese whiz all the time whilst pretending to be this guy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-adaowehIk
Title: Re: So what in the flying fuck is processed cheese made of?
Post by: Momo on August 07, 2013, 02:38:40 AM
Quote
Detergents are another class of surfactants, and will physically interact with both oil and water, thus stabilizing the interface between the oil and water droplets in suspension. This principle is exploited in soap, to remove grease for the purpose of cleaning. Many different emulsifiers are used in pharmacy to prepare emulsions such as creams and lotions. Common examples include emulsifying wax, cetearyl alcohol, polysorbate 20, and ceteareth 20.Sometimes the inner phase itself can act as an emulsifier, and the result is a nanoemulsion, where the inner state disperses into "nano-size" droplets within the outer phase. A well-known example of this phenomenon, the "Ouzo effect", happens when water is poured into a strong alcoholic anise-based beverage, such as ouzo, pastis, arak, or raki. The anisolic compounds, which are soluble in ethanol, then form nano-size droplets and emulsify within the water. The resulting color of the drink is opaque and milky white.
(http://i.imgur.com/xQoTaHj.gif)
Title: Re: So what in the flying fuck is processed cheese made of?
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 07, 2013, 02:40:15 AM
Is Pauly Shore still alive?
Title: Re: So what in the flying fuck is processed cheese made of?
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 07, 2013, 03:16:43 AM
They arent allowed to call it cheese in the EUROPEAN UNION
Title: Re: So what in the flying fuck is processed cheese made of?
Post by: Rusty Shackleford on August 07, 2013, 03:59:34 AM
Is Pauly Shore still alive?

Yes. I hear he's landed a guest spot on Downton Abbey this season.
Title: Re: So what in the flying fuck is processed cheese made of?
Post by: king of the internet on August 07, 2013, 09:39:08 AM
Velveeta Mac N' Cheese. :aah
Title: Re: So what in the flying fuck is processed cheese made of?
Post by: Mupepe on August 07, 2013, 10:20:43 AM
Eschaton knows what's up.
Title: Re: So what in the flying fuck is processed cheese made of?
Post by: G The Resurrected on August 07, 2013, 01:35:23 PM
If it's one thing I hate more than anything on this planet it would be processed cheese of any kind. I hate it all from "American" cheese to that nasty ass velveeta shit. I even hate Nacho cheese and pamento cheese.

Real Cheese or nothing!

If it doesn't require the use of my cheese knives, I ain't eating it.
Title: Re: So what in the flying fuck is processed cheese made of?
Post by: Rufus on August 07, 2013, 01:43:37 PM
That would exclude cream cheese and that's just wrong.
Title: Re: So what in the flying fuck is processed cheese made of?
Post by: G The Resurrected on August 07, 2013, 01:55:06 PM
cream cheese is not really a cheese in the first place. But I have a cheese spreader for that and brie... mmm brie baked in a light pastry and paired with some sweet jalapeno jelly...

I love making my blue cheese chop salad with homemade blue cheese dressing and thin cut sirloin steak.
Title: So what in the flying fuck is processed cheese made of?
Post by: Huff on August 07, 2013, 04:20:30 PM
Velveeta and rotel dip. Throw a little meat in there

:mouf
Title: Re: So what in the flying fuck is processed cheese made of?
Post by: Brehvolution on August 07, 2013, 04:49:50 PM
Velveeta and salsa
 :mouf