As a Marlins fan, Jeffrey Loria single-handedly ruined the game of Baseball for me.
what kind of baseball stats do you pull out while eating your gf to get her wet cajole
i thought this was an actual baseball hate thread :pacspit
baseball sucks dick. I live in one of the greatest baseball towns to ever do it and it's awful. It's a boring, slow, agonizingly stupid game that exists pretty much to get stats nerds wet and as a background for getting drunk. Despite the fact that the majority of playing baseball consists of sitting around with your hand in your pubes, it somehow manages to cause more injuries than geriatric orgies, and is pretty much the poster boy for PED use. if someone tells me their favorite sport is baseball, I pretty much assume that they're a fucking faggit. Too many games. Games that are too long. Baseball players are pretty much douchebags with beards that sit around dipping and eating and patting each others asses all day. This sport is so stupid, it can't even decide on uniform dimensions to play the game on nor identical rules for both leagues.
As a Marlins fan, Jeffrey Loria single-handedly ruined the game of Baseball for me.
They have two World Series titles in the past 20 seasons! More than any team other than the Yankees, Cardinals, Red Sox, or Giants. He does suck, though.
this sport is so stupid, it can't even decide on uniform dimensions to play the game on nor identical rules for both leagues.
go pirates
in st louis expressing disgust at the cardinals will get you shunned and possibly beat up if there are bros around. if you dont follow their games then you will be shut out of 90% of work talk during the season. i know SO MANY people whos entire personality is centered solely around lifelong cardinal worship.
i do like cracker jacks tho
how about the blues?
in st louis expressing disgust at the cardinals will get you shunned and possibly beat up if there are bros around. if you dont follow their games then you will be shut out of 90% of work talk during the season. i know SO MANY people whos entire personality is centered solely around lifelong cardinal worship.
i do like cracker jacks tho
in st louis expressing disgust at the cardinals will get you shunned and possibly beat up if there are bros around. if you dont follow their games then you will be shut out of 90% of work talk during the season. i know SO MANY people whos entire personality is centered solely around lifelong cardinal worship.
i do like cracker jacks tho
How can this not be the best baseball rant of all time?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDzAZ25hEi4
Rant starts around 7 minutes in
go pirates
do you wear steelers gear to pirates games like hars0n
also, i want to go to a game with triumph some time. maybe when i am over this :(
i thought this was an actual baseball hate thread :pacspit
baseball sucks dick. I live in one of the greatest baseball towns to ever do it and it's awful. It's a boring, slow, agonizingly stupid game that exists pretty much to get stats nerds wet and as a background for getting drunk. Despite the fact that the majority of playing baseball consists of sitting around with your hand in your pubes, it somehow manages to cause more injuries than geriatric orgies, and is pretty much the poster boy for PED use. if someone tells me their favorite sport is baseball, I pretty much assume that they're a fucking faggit. Too many games. Games that are too long. Baseball players are pretty much douchebags with beards that sit around dipping and eating and patting each others asses all day. This sport is so stupid, it can't even decide on uniform dimensions to play the game on nor identical rules for both leagues.
lol you played left field in little league. You probably sucked ass.i thought this was an actual baseball hate thread :pacspit
baseball sucks dick. I live in one of the greatest baseball towns to ever do it and it's awful. It's a boring, slow, agonizingly stupid game that exists pretty much to get stats nerds wet and as a background for getting drunk. Despite the fact that the majority of playing baseball consists of sitting around with your hand in your pubes, it somehow manages to cause more injuries than geriatric orgies, and is pretty much the poster boy for PED use. if someone tells me their favorite sport is baseball, I pretty much assume that they're a fucking faggit. Too many games. Games that are too long. Baseball players are pretty much douchebags with beards that sit around dipping and eating and patting each others asses all day. This sport is so stupid, it can't even decide on uniform dimensions to play the game on nor identical rules for both leagues.
Real talk. When I played little league it was never fun. Practice was hell. I played left field and it was the most boring thing. Our dads would yell at us from behind the fence to watch the ball and not dawdle, me and center field dude used to get along well for that reason.
That said I appreciate watching baseball. It is a fun sport to watch. But playing, depending on the position, is just a bunch of standing around.
in st louis expressing disgust at the cardinals will get you shunned and possibly beat up if there are bros around. if you dont follow their games then you will be shut out of 90% of work talk during the season. i know SO MANY people whos entire personality is centered solely around lifelong cardinal worship.
i do like cracker jacks tho
When I lived in St. Louis and the Cardinals were in the world series my kid was the only one who didn't wear red to school. How was I supposed to know ???
I had to go out that night and buy cardinals shirts for the rest of the week so they wouldn't feel embarrassed :(
lol you played left field in little league. You probably sucked ass.i thought this was an actual baseball hate thread :pacspit
baseball sucks dick. I live in one of the greatest baseball towns to ever do it and it's awful. It's a boring, slow, agonizingly stupid game that exists pretty much to get stats nerds wet and as a background for getting drunk. Despite the fact that the majority of playing baseball consists of sitting around with your hand in your pubes, it somehow manages to cause more injuries than geriatric orgies, and is pretty much the poster boy for PED use. if someone tells me their favorite sport is baseball, I pretty much assume that they're a fucking faggit. Too many games. Games that are too long. Baseball players are pretty much douchebags with beards that sit around dipping and eating and patting each others asses all day. This sport is so stupid, it can't even decide on uniform dimensions to play the game on nor identical rules for both leagues.
Real talk. When I played little league it was never fun. Practice was hell. I played left field and it was the most boring thing. Our dads would yell at us from behind the fence to watch the ball and not dawdle, me and center field dude used to get along well for that reason.
That said I appreciate watching baseball. It is a fun sport to watch. But playing, depending on the position, is just a bunch of standing around.
You have to actually be dedicated to like the Blues. There are definitely complete Blues fanatics like there are Cardinals fanatics, but it's few and far between in comparison with vast number of Cards fans.
Typical Cardinals fans, aka most St Louisans, only pay attention to the Blues when they're doing well, and as soon as shit goes south, their fair-weathered fandom dies. As a Blues fan, it's grating to hear people freaking out over the Blues doing great who typically don't give a shit 99.9% of the time, and you know in a few weeks they'll be back to the "fuck the blues they suck cause they aren't world champions like the CARDS bro" mentality. You will literally hear no one talk about the Blues for weeks or months, then when they have a streak, people perk up and remember we actually have a hockey team. Then right back to talking shit about them.
Aside from a few diehard fans, most Cards fans I know just seem to like it for no real reason other than it's socially preferred. It's just what people do here. Come home from their mundane job, crack open a Bud Light and turn on the game. If they lived anywhere else, they'd probably never pay attention to baseball. But their friends are into it and they're boring Midwest folk with nothing better to talk about, other than the varied weather. You just buy the tees and the jackets because everybody wears Cards apparel here, and everybody talks about the players and the games, and everybody shits on the Cubs. If you score Cubs vs Cards tickets, you're definitely the coolest person out of all your FB friends. It just seems like one of those mindless things people watch and talk about and get into. For most people at least.
Us Blues fans (all 4 of us) are pretty much like Cubs fans. :usacry and Cards fans are pretty much like Blackhawks fans, or even worse, Red Wings fans.
this thread is a nice example of why there are like 4 black players in mlb
(eschaton is black, right?)
being bad at baseball can be construed as nothing but positive
and people say incarceration rates aren't higher for blacks.this thread is a nice example of why there are like 4 black players in mlb
(eschaton is black, right?)
and 3/4 of them are the Braves' OF
this thread is a nice example of why there are like 4 black players in mlb
(eschaton is black, right?)
He's Paki, but close enough.
:deadthis thread is a nice example of why there are like 4 black players in mlb
(eschaton is black, right?)
He's Paki, but close enough.
shit. i actually had no idea, but i saw the "#DarkSkinMonopoly" thing in his profile and just went from there. now i get the cricket question.
being bad at baseball can be construed as nothing but positive
you must have really sucked at little league
right field, amirite
Huff confirmed to be the coaches son who was first base
I was really good at little league baseball fuck you :maf