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Title: Shittiest song ever written or performed
Post by: Eel O'Brian on August 31, 2013, 02:03:50 AM: Think past your birth dates
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 31, 2013, 02:07:50 AM: SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMASTIME
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Post by: etiolate on August 31, 2013, 02:09:39 AM: Quote from: BrandNew on August 31, 2013, 02:07:50 AM
SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMASTIME
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Post by: Momo on August 31, 2013, 02:10:09 AM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWqJTKdznaM
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on August 31, 2013, 02:10:35 AM: Ooh, that's good

Keep it up
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Post by: The Sceneman on August 31, 2013, 02:11:33 AM: What I Got by Sublime was the first thing that came into my head.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 31, 2013, 02:22:25 AM: Quote from: BrandNew on August 31, 2013, 02:07:50 AM
SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMASTIME
I've avoided this song for two years by banning it from Pandora at work during the winter holidays. I work with computer illiterate people who will never figure out what I've done
:rejoice
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Post by: Positive Touch on August 31, 2013, 02:22:47 AM: currently racking my brain with all the soft rock hits ive heard over the years
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Post by: Tasty on August 31, 2013, 02:24:34 AM: I'd say this takes the cake for what I've heard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 31, 2013, 02:31:34 AM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NXBgSCSrIk
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Post by: Tasty on August 31, 2013, 02:46:03 AM: I love Laffy Taffy. :lawd

(http://i.imgur.com/6M9hMJX.jpg)

Banana. :drool
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Post by: king of the internet on August 31, 2013, 03:13:25 AM: http://youtu.be/QRnwd_f4XEo
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Post by: Trent Dole on August 31, 2013, 04:59:10 AM: Oh yeah, Brokencyde's pretty terrible. My first impulse was to say the entire Taylor Swift discography but Freaxxx is kind of a orgy of horrible shit mushed together.
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Post by: nudemacusers on August 31, 2013, 07:53:22 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 31, 2013, 02:31:34 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NXBgSCSrIk
while this song is shitty, it can never been on the shittiest list. this is because after I requested the song at my wife's commissioning, a 60-year-old retired colonel and his wife snap-danced to it. so, in my mind, that song needed to be made.
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Post by: nudemacusers on August 31, 2013, 09:08:13 AM: I prefer 'military wife' :-*
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Post by: Great Rumbler on August 31, 2013, 09:09:50 AM: Quote from: Momo on August 31, 2013, 02:10:09 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWqJTKdznaM

Silence your blubbering, cretin.
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Post by: Positive Touch on August 31, 2013, 09:15:56 AM: random but i really REALLY hate this old song. it encapsulates that shitty sunny-and-oh-so-goddamn-annoying sound of the mid-90s that i hate so very much. i still hear this piece of shit on the radio sometimes and it never fails to ruin my day. i wish i could find the video too because its so awful and it pisses me off too:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suzwkw0dYmM
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Post by: Great Rumbler on August 31, 2013, 09:26:16 AM: Real worst song ever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qkuu0Lwb5EM
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Post by: Diunx on August 31, 2013, 09:29:27 AM: A friend of mine once asked me to download a beiber song that was him saying love in auto tune for like 4 fucking minutes, it was horrible.

And people say woman don't have shitty taste in music :lenowned
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Post by: nudemacusers on August 31, 2013, 09:39:05 AM: Quote from: Great Rumbler on August 31, 2013, 09:26:16 AM
Real worst song ever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qkuu0Lwb5EM
Stopped me from going to or watching Mariners games for a long time.
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Post by: nudemacusers on August 31, 2013, 10:22:45 AM: Quote from: Positive Touch on August 31, 2013, 09:15:56 AM
random but i really REALLY hate this old song. it encapsulates that shitty sunny-and-oh-so-goddamn-annoying sound of the mid-90s that i hate so very much. i still hear this piece of shit on the radio sometimes and it never fails to ruin my day. i wish i could find the video too because its so awful and it pisses me off too:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suzwkw0dYmM
whoa, this song sucks but until this thread I thought the dude said, "the right time, the wrong me"... wow.
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Post by: tiesto on August 31, 2013, 10:26:04 AM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGKrc3A6HHM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q65KZIqay4E

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mYtdPLyydk
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Post by: Great Rumbler on August 31, 2013, 10:29:38 AM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruNrdmjcNTc
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 31, 2013, 10:39:19 AM: That song on the front page of thebore.com is pretty shitty.
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Post by: headwalk on August 31, 2013, 11:31:10 AM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBTWYcWsqZg

oh, sorry. i thought you meant the best.
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Post by: Polari on August 31, 2013, 11:50:59 AM: Mom's in the military and dad wears tight-fitting leopard print shirts. Have fun figuring that one out kiddo. :dayum
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Post by: Rufus on August 31, 2013, 11:52:50 AM: Quote from: Eschaton on August 31, 2013, 11:27:23 AM
Gasolina is a good one but it got the girls going, sohh :yeshrug

I'd like to nominate some gay shit like this :pacspit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09LTT0xwdfw

:paul
OOOH AH AH AH AH! :lol
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Post by: nudemacusers on August 31, 2013, 11:57:52 AM: Quote from: Polari on August 31, 2013, 11:50:59 AM
Mom's in the military and dad wears tight-fitting leopard print shirts. Have fun figuring that one out kiddo. :dayum
:yeshrug
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Post by: T-Short on August 31, 2013, 12:09:35 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBGUFzGnsII
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Post by: Momo on August 31, 2013, 12:28:36 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0PisGe66mY
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Post by: nudemacusers on August 31, 2013, 12:44:31 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiSfTyrvJlg

two dumb wannabe-milf sloots were talking about this :trash band at the grocery store today. >:(
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Post by: Tasty on August 31, 2013, 01:06:29 PM: Yeah, even after listening to all these other options... Brokencyde is still the worst.
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Post by: nudemacusers on August 31, 2013, 01:30:02 PM: all the midwest hoors love that band. and buckcherry. :yuck
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 31, 2013, 01:31:46 PM: Seems like chicks that would like Buckcherry would be DTF anytime, anywhere
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Post by: Human Snorenado on August 31, 2013, 01:32:25 PM: :patel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYsGTEZ_hNU
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Post by: etiolate on August 31, 2013, 01:42:49 PM: ohshi buckcherry

i got their CD for free when I worked at a record store

couldn't even sell that sucker back to used cd places =/
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Post by: Verdigris Murder on August 31, 2013, 01:54:26 PM: Anything by Bruce Springsteen or Public Enemy.
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 31, 2013, 01:56:07 PM: Quote from: etiolate on August 31, 2013, 01:42:49 PM
ohshi buckcherry

i got their CD for free when I worked at a record store

couldn't even sell that sucker back to used cd places =/

I had a similar experience but it was a Godsmack CD.
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Post by: Brehvolution on August 31, 2013, 02:11:48 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_v9MY_FMcw

Quote from: Verdigris Murder on August 31, 2013, 01:54:26 PM
Anything by Bruce Springsteen

:comeon
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Post by: Trent Dole on August 31, 2013, 03:27:47 PM: Ha that 1D song title made me think of this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvDF2Q4WiGk
Best Eurvovision entry.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 31, 2013, 03:29:02 PM: Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on August 31, 2013, 01:32:25 PM
:patel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYsGTEZ_hNU
keep it up. I'm going to purposely get your hardcore character killed in D3 once the expansion comes out.
:pacspit
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on August 31, 2013, 03:34:07 PM: my all-time most hated song is "Roll to Me" by Del Amitri. the worst genres however are obviously late 90s pop-punk and post-grunge. I actually sort of like today's dubstep/brostep, etc.
Title: Re: Shittiest song ever :smug
Post by: D3RANG3D on August 31, 2013, 03:59:36 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdKB-6ueD4o
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Post by: nudemacusers on August 31, 2013, 04:09:54 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRhxH2aGB4E

:-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
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Post by: Great Rumbler on August 31, 2013, 04:12:13 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB0DU4DoPP4

Or just any song by Nickleback, really.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on August 31, 2013, 04:45:07 PM: Even Saints Row IV can't save

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vo_0UXRY_rY
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Post by: chronovore on August 31, 2013, 05:24:18 PM: Quote from: macuser3of5 on August 31, 2013, 12:44:31 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiSfTyrvJlg

two dumb wannabe-milf sloots were talking about this :trash band at the grocery store today. >:(

That song actually angers me, as it was on at least two music games' default tracklist, and I had to listen to it several times and learn to sing it to finish the games.

I mean, seriously, it's about some loser who in a "committed" relationship, but can't get over an ex, with whom things did not (and never could have) worked out? Grow THE FUCK UP. Also, that lead singer looks like he's got cerebral palsy or some crap.
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Post by: nudemacusers on August 31, 2013, 05:32:22 PM: well it's a :trash rock band aping the original :trash rock band (aerosmith).

every time it would come up on rock band we'd sing it with our best overthetop creed voice.
Title: Re: Shittiest song ever :smug
Post by: Tasty on August 31, 2013, 06:08:52 PM: Quote from: D3RANG3D on August 31, 2013, 03:59:36 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdKB-6ueD4o

I absolutely love this song.
Title: Re: Shittiest song ever :smug
Post by: D3RANG3D on August 31, 2013, 06:11:12 PM: Quote from: Andrex on August 31, 2013, 06:08:52 PM
Quote from: D3RANG3D on August 31, 2013, 03:59:36 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdKB-6ueD4o

I absolutely love this song.

:sabu :heh :ufup :trash
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Post by: Tasty on August 31, 2013, 06:38:27 PM: NOTHING'S GONNA STOP ME NOW
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Post by: D3RANG3D on August 31, 2013, 06:39:34 PM: Quote from: Andrex on August 31, 2013, 06:38:27 PM
NOTHING'S GONNA STOP ME NOW

Liked so I can unlike.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on August 31, 2013, 06:40:29 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 31, 2013, 03:29:02 PM
Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on August 31, 2013, 01:32:25 PM
:patel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYsGTEZ_hNU
keep it up. I'm going to purposely get your hardcore character killed in D3 once the expansion comes out.
:pacspit

pffft, like i'd play hc in multi, too much shit can wrong

:umad
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Post by: Tasty on August 31, 2013, 06:45:11 PM: Quote from: D3RANG3D on August 31, 2013, 06:39:34 PM
Quote from: Andrex on August 31, 2013, 06:38:27 PM
NOTHING'S GONNA STOP ME NOW

Liked so I can unlike.

IT'S MY DESTINY
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Post by: D3RANG3D on August 31, 2013, 06:53:04 PM: Quote from: Andrex on August 31, 2013, 06:45:11 PM
Quote from: D3RANG3D on August 31, 2013, 06:39:34 PM
Quote from: Andrex on August 31, 2013, 06:38:27 PM
NOTHING'S GONNA STOP ME NOW

Liked so I can unlike.

IT'S MY DESTINY

Unliked again :shaq
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 31, 2013, 06:55:16 PM: Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on August 31, 2013, 06:40:29 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 31, 2013, 03:29:02 PM
Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on August 31, 2013, 01:32:25 PM
:patel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYsGTEZ_hNU
keep it up. I'm going to purposely get your hardcore character killed in D3 once the expansion comes out.
:pacspit

pffft, like i'd play hc in multi, too much shit can wrong

:umad
:fbm
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Post by: Momo on August 31, 2013, 07:03:03 PM: Mell songs are both the worst cases of English mangling and the most wondrous things ever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNRYa8hsUug

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC6REhy5L38

Yes, this shit is in English :rejoice
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Post by: Tasty on August 31, 2013, 07:19:35 PM: Quote from: D3RANG3D on August 31, 2013, 06:53:04 PM
Quote from: Andrex on August 31, 2013, 06:45:11 PM
Quote from: D3RANG3D on August 31, 2013, 06:39:34 PM
Quote from: Andrex on August 31, 2013, 06:38:27 PM
NOTHING'S GONNA STOP ME NOW

Liked so I can unlike.

IT'S MY DESTINY

Unliked again :shaq

MY SPIRIT'S INDISTRUCTIBLE

OH!
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Post by: hampster on August 31, 2013, 07:43:00 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCOhhx4VF4o
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Post by: Diunx on August 31, 2013, 07:46:21 PM: Honorary mention to any song written and performed by Jared fucking Leto.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on August 31, 2013, 09:12:10 PM: The Doors entire discography.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DED812HKWyM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLdvnQD_eio

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3jf9_rua5Q

You know that feel when you've heard all these songs for the thousandth time on some classic rock station and they start to make your teeth hurt? :yuck
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Post by: Polari on August 31, 2013, 09:24:44 PM: Hell yeah fuck the fucking shitty-ass Doors. Worst band.
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 31, 2013, 09:26:13 PM: If Jim Morrison did not die as soon as he did, nobody would give a fuck about The Doors.
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Post by: nudemacusers on August 31, 2013, 09:28:56 PM: The Doors are TOOL of the 1960s
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Post by: Dickie Dee on August 31, 2013, 09:51:31 PM: http://youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 31, 2013, 09:59:59 PM: Anything from Weezer. Pinkerton isn't very good, get over it you freaks.
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Post by: Tasty on August 31, 2013, 10:40:50 PM: Quote from: Mamacint on August 31, 2013, 09:51:31 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4

I also love this song. Because it's true, she did.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on August 31, 2013, 10:47:24 PM: Quote from: The Business on August 31, 2013, 10:44:11 PM
Damn it I clicked a couple of Great Rumbler's links and now have a shitty song meadley going on in my head. :(

You've only got yourself to blame.
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Post by: nudemacusers on August 31, 2013, 11:05:09 PM: Quote from: The Business on August 31, 2013, 10:50:47 PM
A lot of these songs were used in propaganda videos when I went to Basic Training in 2004.
Godsmack is particularly popular with the air force for some reason.
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Post by: Himu on August 31, 2013, 11:10:15 PM: Quote from: Joe Molotov on August 31, 2013, 04:45:07 PM
Even Saints Row IV can't save

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vo_0UXRY_rY

This is a good song wtf
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Post by: Himu on August 31, 2013, 11:13:11 PM: God Bless America :rofl

We were forced to sing this at least once a week in elementary.
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Post by: Positive Touch on September 01, 2013, 01:14:22 AM: Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on August 31, 2013, 11:10:15 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on August 31, 2013, 04:45:07 PM
Even Saints Row IV can't save

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vo_0UXRY_rY

This is a good song wtf

this post did not really happen
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Post by: nudemacusers on September 01, 2013, 01:16:03 AM: well, himu is a girl, so it's natural she would like aerosmith and bands like Live.
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Post by: meni stronk on September 01, 2013, 01:39:03 AM: didn't know The Doors are so universally hated here. you people are all right
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 01, 2013, 03:18:52 AM: Quote from: Mamacint on August 31, 2013, 09:51:31 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4
but the message :lawd
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Post by: Shadow Mod on September 01, 2013, 07:18:35 AM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIqbdnaPcT8

Here you go.
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Post by: Rufus on September 01, 2013, 08:56:35 AM: Their bassist is good though. Such a waste. :-\
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Post by: tiesto on September 01, 2013, 10:50:37 AM: Quote from: Hyoushi on August 31, 2013, 12:09:35 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBGUFzGnsII

This was sampled for an Al-Qaeda recruiting song a while back. I'd post the link but you know... with PRISM and everything :P

Quote from: Verdigris Murder on August 31, 2013, 01:54:26 PM
Anything by Bruce Springsteen or Public Enemy.

:rock :rock
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5S2mtCD9_e4
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on September 02, 2013, 12:01:26 AM: Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on August 31, 2013, 05:16:22 PM
Hinder, Nickelback, Creed, Buckcherry, Godsmack and whatever is when rock music got too white and safe.

Just want to make sure everyone is clear on this: these bands don't sick for being white and safe, they suck for being complete shit musically / lyrically / thematically / everything else-ly. Plenty of white and safe musicians still manage to not be nickelback/creed/etc.
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 02, 2013, 10:08:16 AM: hey jude
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Post by: PigSpeakers on September 03, 2013, 12:45:47 PM: Quote from: nudemacusers on September 01, 2013, 01:16:03 AM
well, himu is a girl, so it's natural she would like aerosmith and bands like Live.

???? Throwing Copper was an incredible album.

"The Dam at Otter Creek"
"Lightning Crashes"
"White, Discussion"

So GOOD.

As for worst songs, Dr Hook or just about anything from the 70s that wasn't Pink Floyd gets my vote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxpYN-NK54Y

Thanks, Kmart for introducing me to this pisspoor song.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on September 03, 2013, 01:41:45 PM: Quote from: Van Cruncheon on September 02, 2013, 10:08:16 AM
hey jude

where you goin with that gun in your hand
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 03, 2013, 02:08:33 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuNBVY2DvkY
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Post by: Robo on September 03, 2013, 03:52:02 PM: I fucking hate "Sweet Home Alabama".
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Post by: Positive Touch on September 03, 2013, 04:33:49 PM: great call; was coming in here to post that overplayed offensive shitfest
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Post by: Great Rumbler on September 03, 2013, 05:03:30 PM: Quote from: Robo on September 03, 2013, 03:52:02 PM
I fucking hate "Sweet Home Alabama".

Oh yeah, that reminds me that I also hate this song with a burning passion:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwIGZLjugKA
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Post by: DCharlieJP on September 03, 2013, 07:33:22 PM: Quote from: nudemacusers on August 31, 2013, 10:22:45 AM
Quote from: Positive Touch on August 31, 2013, 09:15:56 AM
random but i really REALLY hate this old song. it encapsulates that shitty sunny-and-oh-so-goddamn-annoying sound of the mid-90s that i hate so very much. i still hear this piece of shit on the radio sometimes and it never fails to ruin my day. i wish i could find the video too because its so awful and it pisses me off too:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suzwkw0dYmM
whoa, this song sucks but until this thread I thought the dude said, "the right time, the wrong me"... wow.

Ugh - here is where i wipe my arse all over what little music cred i have : this song DOES suck - but as a younger lad i quite liked Del Amitri's album Waking Hours (which is a couple of albums before this - sort of like low grade folky crooning prior to going a bit too pop) . It's pretty average on reflection but it was at least more depressing and more palatable than their later stuff which basically saw them become a little too weak.

Though, I still contend that "Don't come home too soon" is a pretty fantastic song for a football team song - and it really does fit the "Typically Scottish"-ness of each World Cup campaign.

That said - all this might be tainted by the fact that the Scottish fans were -hands down- the best fans we met in France 98. Had an amazing time.

And here's my entry for worst song ever recorded :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h37KQu64RY4

there are no words - this was a CHRISTMAS NUMBER 1 in the UK. Criminal
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Post by: Dickie Dee on September 03, 2013, 08:23:23 PM: whoever posted that Hinder Eyes of an Angel song, FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUITSNOTEVENCATCHYWHYHASITBEENINMYHEADTHELASTTWODAYSFUCKCUCKCKCKCKDFRYODY
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Post by: nudemacusers on September 03, 2013, 08:48:43 PM: :patel
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Post by: Dickie Dee on September 03, 2013, 09:06:41 PM: For real though, the worst music ever is 70s AM radio schmaltz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73MsHR3BL4M

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I95xCjQe6Jg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGC29fn8JFU

(just picked some random songs from an AM gold collection...)
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Post by: Polari on September 03, 2013, 09:14:48 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQfAZVsz6KM

I've always hated this song.
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Post by: pilonv1 on September 03, 2013, 11:31:32 PM: People hating on Weezer and Fountains of Wayne. I hope none of you ever see what I listen to on Spotify

This is usually the Fountains of Wayne song everyone I know says they hate

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmqswLKKYyU

As for what I think is horrible

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK8mJJJvaes
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 03, 2013, 11:36:54 PM: Anything from Sublime. What a shitty band.
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Post by: nudemacusers on September 03, 2013, 11:38:18 PM: Thrift shop isn't bad but it does encapsulate the most annoying aspects of capitol hill haha
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Post by: ToxicAdam on September 04, 2013, 12:33:23 AM: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=82dDnv9zeLs&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D82dDnv9zeLs
Not enough country songs in here...
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Post by: nudemacusers on September 04, 2013, 12:43:35 AM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vogS-Fp2QVI

thanks for reminding me about this >:(
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 04, 2013, 12:48:30 AM: I can't hate on Cacklemore or Thrift Shop. When was the last time you heard a hip hop song on the radio with a horn loop and an anti-consumerism message? I can't hate on that brehs...it's not a bad song.
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Post by: Rusty Shackleford on September 04, 2013, 01:13:53 AM: Can we count satire songs? Ray Stevens used to have good stuff but he's gone total wackadoodle since Obama.
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Post by: The Sceneman on September 04, 2013, 01:16:54 AM: ooh I just thought of one, that MIA song with the gunshots and cash register noise. Fucking so so so so horrible
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Post by: Tasty on September 04, 2013, 02:00:26 AM: Thrift Shop is a bad song. Whatever to the "message" but the whole chorus is just grating. Reminds me of this song that my sister would not stop playing a few years ago:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tolm-07if3c

It's just the same shit repeated over and over.
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Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 04, 2013, 02:27:06 AM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nX1VeFBo9AQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UVNT4wvIGY
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 04, 2013, 02:30:57 AM: Somebody That I Used To Know is a legit great song breh
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Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 04, 2013, 03:08:59 AM: It probably is, but I had a mopey friend who made it his theme song.

Killed the song for me.
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Post by: Himu on September 04, 2013, 03:13:50 AM: MIA a guilty pleasure? What the fuck. That girl brings it.
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Post by: Brehvolution on September 04, 2013, 09:29:51 AM: Any Rolling Stones song. :trash

Such a shitty, untalented band.
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Post by: Diunx on September 04, 2013, 10:00:44 AM: would post a video of Aventura or Romeo but I don't want that gay ass shit in my youtube history.
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Post by: Polari on September 04, 2013, 10:32:31 AM: Quote from: Zero Hero on September 04, 2013, 09:29:51 AM
Any Rolling Stones song. :trash

Such a shitty, untalented band.

lol listen to Let It Bleed, Sticky Fingers or Exile on Main St and repeat that.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on September 04, 2013, 05:02:39 PM: Thrift Shop is awful, hate its class tourism

I typed "worst song ever" into Google and this was the top hit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wedNMxNdkMM
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Post by: Himu on September 04, 2013, 05:08:43 PM: Quote from: Zero Hero on September 04, 2013, 09:29:51 AM
Any Rolling Stones song. :trash

Such a shitty, untalented band.

Leper, then ban Zero Hero.
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Post by: tiesto on September 04, 2013, 06:17:34 PM: Quote from: Andrex on September 04, 2013, 02:00:26 AM
Thrift Shop is a bad song. Whatever to the "message" but the whole chorus is just grating. Reminds me of this song that my sister would not stop playing a few years ago:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tolm-07if3c

It's just the same shit repeated over and over.

I don't mind the Chris Lake remix, got a nice oldskool French house vibe to it, it found its way into some of my sets back in '07:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhjT9sNbfsY

Also, this is scientifically considered the worst song ever, based on polling data of things people hate:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhjT9sNbfsY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhjT9sNbfsY)
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Post by: nudemacusers on September 04, 2013, 06:23:16 PM: oh are we at the dance portion of this thread?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRvGZffXhfk

:fbm